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[mumbo-jumbo-facts]

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #211

Mumbo and Joe hills have been working out some legal mumbo jumbo (hehe)

[coconut530]

Twins

[frankenjoly]

The stories that are told

spotify wrapped writing challenge: sherliam + 95

enemy (jonathan young’s cover)

I'm praying that somebody hope for me

I'm staying where nobody 'posed to be

“What was your first thought, by the way?” It was quite the vague question, but more clarifications followed shortly after. “When the Lord of Crime you met spoke, and it wasn’t my voice?”

William might as well have dropped a bomb inside the room, but instead of appearing concerned about it being some kind of test… Sherlock smiled from ear to ear.

“Oh, so you’re curious.”

“I am.” Completely expected given the aforementioned question, one that would be answered pretty quickly.

“Honestly?” His smile remained, and making a small pause was more about creating a bit of ‘suspense’ than it was about choosing the exact words. “Some sort of disappointment.”

As the two of them were sharing the same couch, Sherlock resting his feet on Liam’s lap, he had a front row seat to see his partner tilt his head back and laugh softly.

“Oh, yes? Were you expecting an intense rivalry and or animosity versus classic courting? Something similar to those stories? The thrill of the chase, in every sense of the way?” Now it was his turn to laugh.

“Well… I would be lying if I said it isn’t a tempting possibility. But…” And right then, Sherlock’s expression changed from amusement to fondness. “I’m perfectly fine with what we have right now. More than fine, actually.”

“Besides, it’s not like we didn’t have some of that either. And, needless to say, the feeling is mutual.”

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[axepng]

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[sniperct]

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[ispyspookymansion]

stream i am the prayers of the naive on ao3 dot com

[spaceistheplaceart]

thinking about what mabel and ford have in common <3 sweaters, diaries, and bad breakups.