#and I got high as shit cus I was going alone

[pinolitas]

Orville peck on tour but if I've learned anything about gays and this specific venue it's that I am not gonna see SHIT

[bunnypansy]

Twst as K-Pop Groups!

Rated E, for EVERYONE!

A short film exploring a Twisted Wonderland Idol AU!

Featuring: All the dorms + Che'nya and a Neige mention

Beware! This film contains: really bad kpop group names, smoking mention, otherwise I think it's fine

Heartslaybul

Group name: LVBZ (Luver Boyz), I wanted to lean into the heart theme for that classic boygroup feel

Fandom name: Rozes, for obvious reasons

While Riddle is the obvious answer for leader, Trey is the right answer. Responsible older brother Trey is probably deeply underappreciated in the group. I feel like he’s probably been in a group that disbanded early before, (cough, Che’nya, Trey, Riddle group anyone?) and has a bit of a tired vibe. He writes a good handful of the songs since he plays the guitar, but he’s actually not crazy about pop. They definitely share a dorm and Trey made a chore chart for them.

Riddle is definitely taking the position of vocalist and center, he’s probably really strict about his training and exercise, he was a trainee for a loooong time and after his last group he’s kinda nervous. His mom used to be a very popular vocalist, but you’ll never catch him with nepo baby claims because he’s so intense. Besides LVBZ Riddle also does some modeling on the side and will probably end up in a drama of some kind.

Cater is absolutely giving “has so many predebut photos” energy. From vlives, to vlogs, cooking videos, asmr videos, tiktoks, instagram posts, Cater is all over their social media like crazy. He’s got a pretty good public image, always interacting with fans, the only thing is- he's a chronic content farmer, it's like so bad guys. At least his aegyo is actually cute? He’s the face and probably a sub vocalist of some kind, but definitely writes the lot of their songs. Seems like the type who has a very good image but chainsmokes/vapes on the side.

RAPPER DEUCE. Okay normal again. But he totally fits the rapper vibes, I can’t stress how well it fits. Has the most embarrassing predebut photos known to man, lots of him with badly dyed hair and he probably had a bullying scandal really early into his career. Extremely awkward aegyo, fans love him cus he comes off as cute but very genuine, fan favorite.

At this point I’ve put all the basketball boys as dancers but can you blame me? Ace reeks of high energy dancer who kinda sucks ass at singing. He tries really, but just let him be the main dancer and a sub rapper! Ace and Deuce used to go to the same highschool predebut and did not get along. Don't leave this guy alone with fans, not because he's going to do anything criminal- he's just gonna say some dumb shit. Spill a secret, be generally kinda dickish- just. Don't do it, fanservice is not Ace’s strong suit

Their discography is kinda all over the place but I feel like that’s the Heartslaybul vibe? I tried to keep it light and sort of… classic boy group vibes. I'm not really into light concept boy groups so this was difficult for me. (I wrote this before I listened to zb1’s debut. They are zb1)

Debut song: Kitsch by IVE

Other tracks: In Bloom by Zb1; Very Nice by Seventeen; Attention by New Jeans; Sour Grapes by Lesserafim; Blue Flame by Lesserafim; Best Friend Ever by NCT Dream

Solo releases:  One and Only by Gowon of Loona (Riddle); Anti-romantic by TXT (Trey)

Savanaclaw

Group name: BxB (Boy X Beast), I swear I wasn’t trying to copy TXT that hard

Fandom name: BOB (Be Our Best), because fans “make them their best”. It’s so bad but this is intentional

Leona is the leader but honestly he doesn’t do much to corral anyone. He’s definitely been in a couple groups that have done very poorly and can’t stop getting compared to his more successful brother- a recently retired soloist. Worse, he gets tons of “he’s a lazy dancer” and “nepo baby” comments from fans. He’s a bit jaded, and for good reason. He’s not much of a dancer, moreso acting as the visual and vocalist in his group and chances are he’s done an acting gig or two. Leona does a lot of low energy vlives, it's like him eating fried chicken in the dark while barely talking on camera. Refuses to do any cutesy fanservice, ask him to look hot? Done and done. Aegyo? Ask Ruggie.

Ruggie is the face of the group, everyone on the planet has seen him busking before and during his trainee period, not to mention he’s funny, fans love him. He’s also carrying the rapper position, and often gets center, but he and Leona are honestly neck and neck in that area. Ruggie's pretty good aegyo but he literally always laughs afterwards. So many memes of the dumb faces he makes while laughing.

Jack iiiis the dancer, so many first years were subjected to dancer and rapper sorry guys. He’s tried to write songs but only a couple have really panned out- the others are encouraging though! Obviously maknae, endless jokes about being GIANT despite being the youngest. Somehow he seems to take this the most serious despite being the newest to this?

Their sound is very classically masculine, as is Savanaclaw’s vibe. If they barked in the song I legally had to add it

Debut song: Clap by Seventeen

Other Tracks: Superbowl by SKZ; Wonderland by ATEEZ; Wolfgang by SKZ (sorry it was too funny not to); (Grrr 총량의 법칙) BEWARE by SKZ; My Pace by SKZ; Boxer by SKZ; Bouncy by ATEEZ

Solo releases: None

Octavinelle

Group name: TYDE (“Take Your Dreams Everywhere”), I went the EXiD route with this one, it was a little too funny not to

Fandom name: Tied, because TYDE is tied to them 

Oh my god. Despite being my favorite dorm, Octavinelle gave me a fuckin hell of a time to put together, I just did not have a clear vision for them at all. I’m going with Azul, even though I considered leader Jade for a little bit, simply because I think Azul is the kind of leader who designs a bunch of merch for the fans- a la the VIXX thong. He’s rocking with the visual, center, and vocalist position. He comes off as a very smooth and self assured leader, but let’s be honest he’s the only one in the group who’s having a panic attack before award shows. I think he probably had a really hard time as a trainee and can’t let that go just yet.

Jade doesn’t get any kind of strong spot in the lineup somehow, despite there only being three members, he definitely ends up a bit in the background. But Jade doesn’t mind! He honestly doesn’t care much for the spotlight and is mostly here because Azul and Floyd are. He writes all the songs for their group, no arguments.

So we all know Floyd is the dancer, guy canonically loves dancing, but he’s also going to steal the rapper position. This is because rappers are always the weird ones in the group, and by god is Floyd the weird one. He always gets styled extremely strangely, I mean every time he steps on stage he ends up in a new “worst outfits in kpop” list. Floyd ends up being the face because he’s such a standout, not to mention the fact he keeps… showing up with other groups. Is there a vlive happening? Somehow Floyd interrupts. Another group practicing? Not without Floyd they’re not. He’s even managed to be in the background of several MVs (think OOH-AHH Chan). Floyd seems to just know everyone everywhere. 

Holy hell okay their music gave me a hard time too. Octavinelle is so solidified as jazz in my head that trying to think of anything else for them gave me an aneurysm.I struggled so much that yeah I’m breaking and adding one or two japanese songs, sorry guys

Debut Song: Mafia In The Morning by Itzy

Other Tracks: Dice by Nmixx; First by Everglow (tell me Azul wouldn’t tear up those vocals?? Get Floyd on the chorus? Screaming); Play with Fire by Camellia (covered by ツバサ【歌の部屋】 if you need to hear a human sing it); Black Suit by Super Junior 

Solo releases: ViViD by Heejin of Loona (Azul); Villain by Stella Jang (Azul)

Scarabia

Group name: Wysper (Honestly not happy with either of the names but I can’t think of anything better)

Fandom name: Wishes

Okay they’re complex because. Uh. Jamil is basically doing everything. He’s the most talented  dancer, rapper, vocalist; it’s just that Kalim is the face. Aaaand the center. Despite being a trainee for a way shorter amount of time, despite not being as skilled as Jamil, Kalim took first place in the competitive show they both participated in. Very bitter. Jamil tries to keep it on the down-low but their relationship is definitely suffering from favoritism.

Kalim has probably been a star for a very long time, I’m talking child star levels of fame and already had a fan base by the time he and Jamil debuted. He’s got amazing charisma and stage presence, not to mention Kalim is taking first place as the aegyo king. However, the nepo baby allegations are through the ROOF, seeing as his family straight up owns the company he and Jamil debuted under. That’s not to say he doesn’t try! He works hard, but it’s not going to save him, especially when he’s getting a billion offers from modeling companies and fashion brands, when Jamil isn’t.

I can’t describe what their sound is exactly? I feel like it’s somewhere close to reggaeton with a bit of bollywood/southeast asia

Debut song: You cannot tell me Paint The Town by Loona is not THE Wysper song. It’s literally so perfect I was angry I didn’t think of it earlier. Kalim on the light verses, Jamil on the chorus? Insane. 

Other tracks: Icky by Kard; Charmer by SKZ; Cake by Kard; Ring the Alarm by Kard; Tinnitus by TXT; SHOOT! by Itzy; Red Moon by Kard

Solo releases: Singing in the Rain by JinSoul of Loona (Kalim)

Pomefiore

Group name: FoE (Fruit of Evil), I wanted to lean into the lip/biting themes for them and pick something that felt suitably sexy

Fandom name: Bites

Vil has to be the leader obviously, but he’s also the face, visual and vocalist- let’s be real he’s the most favored of the group and everyone knows it. He was definitely an actor before this, he probably ended up in the group because of an elimination show that he won and then got the privilege of picking all his other members. He for sure has some solo releases, brand deals, modeling gigs- Vil is the it boy of their generation, the kind of idol everyone knows. Definitely a massive one-sided rivalry with Neige, because Neige was probably in a NCT Dream type group as a kid, then went solo when he got older and became incredibly successful. Vil is endlessly jealous.

Rook was probably a runner up in the same show as Vil and fully admitted to being a massive fan while on the show. He’s the best dancer in the group, probably the center, and writes the majority of the songs cus I know this weird fucker likes poetry. Rook is guy who’s a fan before he’s an idol, definitely has a room full of merchandise, people have caught him buying albums of his favorite group

Epel is the maknae, obviously, and was probably previously a background dancer. Vil saw him and picked him up by the scruff of his neck. He’s definitely the only real rapper of the group and can dance pretty well, but this is not the kind of group he wanted to be in. Epel was probably hoping for a concept a bit more like BxB but we don’t all get what we wish for

I listened to Nude while making this and it changed my entire vibe for their group. They’re just (g)-idle. If the music makes you wanna worship a woman it belongs to FoE.

Debut song: Love Dive by IVE

Other Tracks: Nude by (g)-idle; Oh my God by (g)-idle; Villain Dies by (g)-idle; Snapping by Chung Ha; Do Not Touch by Misamo of Twice; Cry For Me by Twice

Solo releases: Vengeance by Bibi (Vil)

Ignihyde 

What group

It’s just Idia

He’s probably a producer or sumthing let’s be so real guys. Ortho is his sound set up.

I’ll still give examples of what I think his tracks sound like tho. Lots of dubstep and generally electronic sounds cus… come on guys, it’s too perfect.

Tracks: Illusion by Aespa; Miroh by SKZ; Freeze by SKZ; Hold On Tight by Aespa

Diasomnia 

Group name: Som.nia (Nia), I wanted to lean into the sleepy/dream feeling

Fandom name: Niacs, insomnia/insomniac you get it okay

“Malleus is leader!” you cry, and you are wrong, because Lilia literally has to be leader. He is the objectively the best (and funniest) option, Malleus does not have the backbone to be leader yet. Lilia has been around the block a billion times; he’s been a vkei idol, he’s been a model, he’s probably been a wrestler let’s be real he’s the Sakura of twst fr. He writes most of the songs for the group, but is definitely trying to get the others to improve their songwriting skills. While Lilia gets a lot of offers, he turns them down. If I’m honest, he’s probably going to quit being an idol after 

Malleus is definitely taking the vocalist position, no question. He’s also probably taking the “least popular member of the group” position. Poor guy is seriously awkward on camera and has a chronic case of resting scary face. He takes center pretty frequently, half as an attempt to get him some more recognition- it’s not great cus he’s kinda a stiff dancer. He was fairly popular pre-debut for his extremely strange energy 

Call me insane, but dancer Silver! He’s very physically capable, it’s just… you’ll catch him sleeping every time he’s not practicing. Definitely has insane muscle memory, he could do all his choreography with his eyes closed. He’s also an occasional vocalist, he’s got a nice soft voice. Sebek is always getting on him for “being lazy” but Silver usually just tells him to screw off.

Sebek gets rapper because he’s sooooo good at projecting and enunciating aggressively. It’s all the Malleus worship. I think he was a trainee at the same time as Malleus and was utterly obsessed with him, fan favorite for being So Weird All The Time.

I’ll be so real, if the song made me feel gorgeous it went on the list. They kinda reek of 3rd gen Kpop? This is definitely Lilia’s fault. But I’m so here for it the nostalgia go CRAAAZY. Also they are VIXX thanks.

Debut Song: Butterfly by Loona

Other Tracks: Bite Me by Enhyphen; Chained Up by VIXX, Shangri-La by VIXX; Blood, Sweat and Tears by BTS (are you kidding me this addition is so good I’m genuinely LOSING IT); Scentist by VIXX; Fever by Enhyphen; Sugar Rush Ride by Enhyphen; Inception by ATEEZ

Solo releases: Egoist by Olivia Hye of Loona (Silver)

Honorable mentions (these are a bit shorter)

First year gang

Group name: F1rst

Fandom name: Zer0, because they come before first

Jack gets to be leader! He’s responsible, if a bit nervous, takes the vocalist position here.

Epel gets visual in this case, though he still does a fair amount of rap.

Deuce is the best with fans and gets to be center, he’s a pretty good all-rounder here.

Ace is still the best dancer in the group and literally will never stop gloating.

Sebek gets to be the rapper and takes the face position because he’s So Weird All The Time

I think they are literally just Stray Kids tbh, my favoritism is showing but I don’t even care

Debut Song: Break All the Rules by Cravity

Other Tracks: Super board by SKZ; Thunderous by SKZ; S-Class by SKZ; Domino by SKZ; TOPLINE by SKZ; God’s Menu by SKZ

Pop music club 

Group name: Jump Up! I wanted to pick something really cheery and high energy

Fandom name: Highs

Kalim is leader here again, he’s just got that energy! He also gets to be the rapper

Cater swipes the vocalist position, finally gets a chance to shine fr

Old man Lilia somehow bags the dancer position and is no question the face

They're peppy, poppy, a classic girl group type noise.

Debut song: Hi High by Loona was truly too perfect

Other tracks: Hula Hoop by Loona; Air Force One by Odd Eye Circle of ARTMS

Floyd + Che’nya + Ruggie

Group name: THEE (can be said like “thee” or “tee-hee”)

Fandom name: Teenies

Ruggie is the leader and lead dancer for this one! 

Seeing as Floyd has had dancer ripped from his hands by Ruggie, he’s going to fully take over rap

And Che’nya gets to be vocalist, I like to believe he’s got some pipes on him

Literally just silly vibes

Debut song: Cheese by SKZ

Other Tracks: Taller Than You by Mamamoo; Maniac by SKZ; Circus by SKZ; Don’t Tease Me by Speed 

Lilia + Malleus + Vil + Rook

Group name: Nu Moon

Fandom name: Starlights, yeah I stole it from VIXX, sue me

Malleus, king of goth, gets to lead this group- it’s a very good starter group to lead, considering he’s got a lot of experienced members

Lilia is quite obviously producing every single song for this group, that’s mostly what he’s here to do, so he also takes up the mantle of dancer

Vil is once again the visual and the face, but he’s giving up the vocalist position

Shock of shocks, Rook gets to be the vocalist here! Because he doesn’t get to shine much in FoE

They are literally dreamcatcher.

Debut song: BEcause by Dreamcatcher

Other tracks: Piri by Dreamcatcher; Odd Eye by Dreamcatcher; Boca by Dreamcatcher; Scream by Dreamcatcher

That's the end of today's showing, as always, thank you for coming.

Did anyone ask for this? uhhhh no. But it made me very happy so whatever. Legitimately Octavinelle gave me so much trouble I changed their tracklist like four times. I was tempted to make Diasomnia Dreamcatcher as well, but I didn't want to erase Silver's lo-fi soft boy vibes.

[localfanbaselurker]

First time watching Voltron: Legendary Defender and documenting my thoughts

This is Season 4

S1-2 | S3 | S5 | S6 | S7 | S8 |

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<this one is going to be shorter, as I have only recently finished this season, and the grief is still fresh (lol), so the thoughts are only just starting to simmer. strap your asses in>

Pre-Season 4 Thoughts

-> Keith joining the blades is going to be a huge plot device, I feel

-> PLEASE for the love of CHRIST let that poor little girl find her brother and father. If they are dead dreamworks better be ready to catch these hands

->I’ve heard people claim this is the “last good season”, but i stay strong 💪 and will watch till the end

->wouldn’t the paladin switch not make sense now? Cus shiro is back as the black paladin and it makes no sense for Lance to be red like it originally had? If anything, he should’ve gone back to blue, and Allura to red, because Allura is very accepting/encouraging of shiro’s role as leader. I guess they didn’t wanna do it all over again. But I digress 🤷‍♀️

->im gonna miss my Pookie (🤍❤️🤍)

Post-S4

->do they do this every two seasons?? Have an epic battle where they have a big preparation and say it’ll 100% end the war but it doesn’t and something crazy happens after they win and it sets up the next season??

->FUCK YEAH PIDGE GOT HER BROTHER BACK IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP 💪💪🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

->^genuinely cried so hard during this scene. would’ve cried more if I wasn’t recovering from the initial shock.

->^cried during this one too, but it was happy tears. I could actually just do a whole reaction post to this episode alone. (if you want me to js say so in the rbs/replies)

->the callback to s1! “color-coded of course, because what are we? animals?” AHHH! I’m going insane I love these siblings sooooo much

->okay I’ll stop gushing over them now

->^only valid reaction to meeting Allura. Homegirl is beauty incarnate

->I LIED. im not sorry im never shutting up about them. SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND THE CASTLE AND TELLS HIM EVERYTHING AND EVERY DETAIL AND SHES SO EXCITED CUS SHE JUST GOT HER BRO BACK AND IS JUST RAMBLING ABOUT HER NEW HOME AND ALL THE COOL STUFF SHES BEEN DOING AND HES JUST LISTENING AND IS SUPER EXCITED WITH HER AND ITS SOOOO AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND I COULD DIE

->AND THEN HE TELLS HER HOW THEIR DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD IM DYING IM LITERALLY DEAD STOP.

->AND AND AND THEY WERE ALL WORKING TOGETHER W HUNK TO MAKE THE GALRA TRACKER THING AND THEY WERE BEING SO COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND BEING NERDS TOGETHER AND AND AND AJEUWNDUWJEBEURBDGWUDKAODHD

->okay. ive calmed down. i am normal and can be trusted to simply watch a show.

->^Get his ass, Zarkon. I needed his smug ass to be humbled so bad. Only time I will agree w Zarkon fr.

->i do NOT like Lotor. Can you guys tell already??

->THE SCENE WHERE THEY TRIED TO GET MILKSHAKES AND WERE SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU NEED TO MILK A COW STOP.✋ 😭. My high-score on the giggle-meter went up by 300%

->bro I SWEAR shiro looks different. there’s just something about him. the hair gets a pass cus how good of a haircut can you give yourself in space, yk? but that nose scar is definitely a different shade #notmyrodrickshiro

->THE VOLTRON SHOW.

->^Just. That entire episode. It’s getting a whole post actually I need to yap about it.

->^her armor is colored in a way which makes it look both pink and red while making it look like a trick of the light in a way to symbolize that she is acting as keith yet while being a paladin herself and that being unknown in the public eye and showing how they have to cover that up, any suspicion being thrown as a trick of the light. Oh vld animators ily 🫶

->on another note tho why do they always draw lance and shiro to have 30 pounds of ass. what.

->loved when those lesbians decided to take down lotor. Queen shit 💋 we stan 🙇‍♀️🙏

->Lotor is so stupid and pathetic and annoyingly smug and sus and admiral-zhao-y and I hate him but he’s SOOO FREAKING HOT and I can’t hate him completely because he’s so attractive but that just makes me wanna hate him more. He’s a walking red flag but the flag is heart-shaped and honestly idk what to do w that.

->^WHAT. stop. honestly that’s the real reason he was banned from the empire my ass would not want that fucking FREAK within a 30 light year radius of me either

-> while s3 was the klance season, s4 is apparently the allurance season, they have a lot of sweet moments. (granted all started by lance but still, you can almost see allura swooning)

->^pookie. what are you doing… pookie.. no. stop. i don’t like where this is going…

->^POOKIE NO. STOP. ✋ STOP. SAY SIKE RN.

->^oh thank fuck for Lotor.

->^^wait what. why Lotor.

->^^^heartbreaking: worst person you know doesn’t something good for once.

->he definitely wants something out of this. I don’t trust him.

These are thoughts I’ve had compiled for some time now. I will continue to post my thoughts on the tag “laura’s first vld”

I finished this season on 06/30/24. I am on S5E3 as of today (07/06/24)

[chelzone]

just played thru Goodbye Volcano High finally, to completion

here's me thoughts, under a spoiler block just like i did for after i beat Snoot Game

story flows nicely from start to finish, though i feel like a tiiiiny bit could have been trimmed cus it did feel a bit too long for playing through

affinity system is cool, feel like i hadn't seen people dig into that one as much as they should've. i was unable to get the Rosa gender reveal sequence cus i didnt max out her stuffs BUT they still throw in moments prior that telegraph it very much so so that's still something!

gorgeous backgrounds, absolutely zero complaints about any of them. while the characters animations can be a tad bit stiff at times, i feel like i can still most of the time realistically imagine them within the scenes properly

i understand you had to have 3 L&L segments for it to make sense as a DnD sessions sort of thing but,, i didnt like the segments in general. i feel like you could have still explored Reed's character without dedicating far too much time to these

music for the rhythm game segments is definitely NOT my personal taste, so i cant rlly say much about the content that wouldn't be heavily biased. i feel like also the controls were a bit too complicated, especially on keyboard. perhaps it couldve been easier to play on a controller but like,, visually there's still way way way too much to keep track of so it gets overwhelming at times. also very very hard to focus on the scenes going on while trying to play the rhythm segments, and i feel like that hurts the final one with the montage

Naomi and Fang is a match made in Heaven, what else is to say? jumps the gun a wee bit but idk i kind of like that shit and i do that for me own characters at time. wishing those two the best in dino heaven

was not expecting Fang to be so selfish throughout the entire game, it's genuinely a bit jarring at times. the way it's patched up in the end feels a bit too rushed, but then again i said the game felt a bit too long so no idea what the solution would be

Swamp Babies i wish u got more screentime, but i digress. Curtis having no voice let alone dialogue was a bummer

i hope they keep patching it cus i did get softlocked multiple times and there were many times where backgrounds failed to load in for a bit during many scenes ;w;

fave characters from this iteration gotta be Stella, Sage and Reed. funnily enough, two of their iterations in Snoot Game are also a delight! sad to see Sage didnt make the latter cut aside from positive text messagez

the logo and poster design stuff paired with the picture day sequence were pretty cool!

not a fan of the twitter stuff in-game just cus i loathe the real life equivalent, sorry ;w;

all in all now that i've done a full single run for both games (i am not replaying either, this is too much of a time commitment for a narrative-heavy experience), i think i can say i give Snoot Game a 9/10 rating and Goodbye Volcano High a 6/10

pleasantly happy with both, despite any complaints or criticisms! looking forward to drawing more fanart of both series too, as well as having a blast hanging out in discords with folks from either communities. met some good people in a cruel world

[growling]

Ok one more thing about Hundred Line is apparently they are currently hosting a user survey (the links is in the official website) So after the questionare…please tell them to make the characters normal teenagers.

The first question is "please indicate your area of residence" with a bunch of continents listed and I picked Europe and they thanked me for the cooperation and told me to close the browser the poll ended I just thought it was funny. None of them Europeans allowed we've heard enough of you's

So I thought "huh whats up with that" and tested the other options. Asia is fine. North America is fine. Literally anything else listed? The survey just tells you to fuck off. Which like, kinda hilarious. I mean the largest fanbases/people who Buy That Stuff for Danganronpa/THL are in Asia (mostly Japan) and North America (mostly USA) so it makes sense they aren't interested in anything the other ones have to say. But damn. That is cold sjdhfgdajwksdfdskldj. A bunch of people in the twt post comments are pointing this out they're so mad lmaooooo

Ok so I'm going undercover as a north american dude named uhhhh John Freedom. Ok so first question. Gender question ok this is easy I'm getting such a good grade on this. Second question. Age question also a classic. Third question is how you found out about this survey uhhh from the tweeter post yesterday. Ok fourth question. Occupation?? damn shit they gotta know I'm unemployed now. Fifth question devices that you can use freely (to Buy Their Games). Ok I said none I'm actually writing this reply from my family heirloom world war II era calculator connected to wifi. Sixth question. "average amount of money you can spend in a month" ohhhh you rapscallion, I know what you're doing buddy haha you're so silly. Seventh question. Some game events that you have watched recently. I watched none I got no idea what they're talking about. Eighth question select all game streamers slash youtubers you have watched. They're all japanese I think so I don't recognize any of these uhh none. Ninth question select all following games you know of. As in played or just know of. Well now that you mention them existing I know all these this is so easy. Why is among us here. Tenth question oh now this is one for all the games you played haha I see. Eleventh question thoughts on danganronpa v3 uh oh. uh oh. uh oh. I'm gonna pick the "not satisfied with the pricing cus too high" so they take my helpful advice and make that shit cheaper. Ok twelvth question. "why didn't you play rain code but played danganronpa" im sorry i am so sorry im sorry im fucking sorry im sorry okay leave me alone im sorry.

Sigh thirteenth question. Line break cause now they're actually asking about hundred line... "what do you think of it" ohohohoho. what i dont think of it. im just picking options i dont have the energy to submit an essay i just know theyll skim over and disregard. lmaoo one of the options is "i can feel the essence of danganronpa". Oh wait they don't have an essay option that is great. Fourteenth question is what kind of bonuses would you like to receive when you purchase the game. hahaha i do not care. Next fifteenth quesion if tookyo released another game what elements would you look for in it or something. oh they have essay option enabled im gonna say something deeply fucked up and evil but straight from the heart. Sixteenth question. if tookyo releases a game what device would you play it on. None. Next question. Seventeenth question. Final question comments and requests for THL... damn this is hard. Ok I said something profound. Survey ended

I feel empty

[peapod20001]

GRABS YOU .

hi I saw Ero's character description and it alluded to smth abt him being protective of Hallow bc of past experiences.... may I Hear...

As you may know Hallow isn’t the happy go lucky type at all really. When he was in school he didn’t get along with most of his classmates cus he came off as both rude and weird. Ero was like his 1 friend that liked him for who he was, and Hallow was pretty much glued to his side cus he didn’t really get along with anyone else.

Ero got a girlfriend in high school and, as people do, he hung out with her a lot. Of course Hallow was upset at his friend directing his attention somewhere else, but he didn’t want to get Ero upset so he just grit his teeth and tried to bare it.

Weeks go by and Hallow still p much follows Ero like a puppy, but he’ll leave him alone with his gf sometimes. They’re in the cafeteria and they’re all sitting together; Hallow, Ero, his gf, and some of Ero’s other friends. Ero leaves to get smth he forgot and Hallow is left with ppl he isn’t close with.

Ero’s gf was not trying to get close to Hallow ever so she tried to shoo him away. Hallow, in true Hallow fashion, met her hostility with his own and they got into an argument. Words were said and gf threw food and shit at/on Hallow. Hallow got emotional of course and he ran to the bathroom while the “friends” giggled and laughed at him.

When Ero returned he was of course concerned on where Hallow was, but they told him Hallow just spilled smth on his shirt and went to clean it and that he shouldn’t worry. Hearing that only made him want to go to Hallow MORE so he set off to find his friend.

When Ero found Hallow and heard what happened he got absolutely PISSED. He took Hallow by the hand and brought him back to the table where he confronted the people he thought were friends. His gf tried to calm him down and justify her actions saying some choice words about how Hallow was obviously crushing on him and that he shouldn’t condone that behavior..

And then, in true Ero fashion, he delivered some poetic justice by completely dumping (pun) his gf in food and drinks and breaking up with her in the loudest aggressive way ever.

Ero got in HUGE trouble but he’d do it again <3 no literally, he literally gets in another fight a few years later LMAO

[inzombniia]

tw // emetophobia(?)

vent post lol

i was going to post this last night but i got um. sidetracked. (ó﹏ò｡) by some rlly funny shit like istg it almost cured my summertime sadness i even cleaned my depression room 2day hhaha, last night i just made it my pfp and threw this into the drafts

im bouta go on a small rant so ill just tuck it away here ↓

i literally hate summer, im sorry i just cannot. maybe its the fact that i have no job and no car so i cant go anywhere. other than begging someone to take me shopping, im stuck. just me and the internet lolz and occasionally my friends but i havent responded to most of them which is kinda my fault (ꀬ⏖ꀬ∴) i shld probably do that...

im so much happier and mentally stable in sweater weather... maybe cus im a december baby LMAO

i think the amount of time i spend on my phone and computer are starting to catch up with me, apparently theres a thing called "cybersickness" and dude the name alone sounds cool asf ‼️ but yeah i also have vertigo and a lil sleep deprivation on top of that so. i just constantly have the urge to vomit but physically cant no matter how hard i try so i just drew myself doing the things i cant do <//3 and yes thats me lolz

however !!! i think i might actually start working at chuck e cheese... no one in my area says anything bad abt working there so i have high hopes that i could enjoy it, might have to visit it this weekend before i apply just to see if its any different from last year when i went

૮꒰ྀི˶˃̵ ^ ˂̵˵꒱ྀིა

tw // sh implied i guess

edit never fucking mind its not okay nothing is okay i wanna rip my guts out why me why what do i even do anymore it doesnt make any sense why do you have to make everything so hard for me.

"oh i feel so alone" good. i hope it stays that way u selfish prick

how does it feel to rip away my goals. i had this all planned out and its perfect for what i plan to do in life

its like you do this on purpose. you want 2 see me suffer. u want 2 see me fail. over and over and over. is this fun for you?

i relapsed because of you. i hope ur fucking proud of me

[weerewolf-mullets]

some of my friends go to shit that has 0 covid precautions and then they all get sick and go whhyyyyyy???? Like idk besties maybe cus y'all crammed urselves into a small house apartment during an ongoing airborne pandemic. but sure go get covid for the 3rd+ time for a fun sexy party.

Please I'm just ranting BC I have no where else to rant.

Or they go to markets or shows or anywhere and don't mask and then get upset that they're sick. Like idk maybe there's this rly fucking easy thing you can do called WEARING A MASK. Like I'll literally buy masks for them if they can't get any. It's just so fucking frustrating to see ppl I love risk their health for the dummest shit. Like u can go to these things and wear a mask. Ask to keep the windows open, bring ur own fucking HEPA filters, ask that everyone tests before they go, bring a box of masks with you to share. Or idk DONT GO IF U FEEL LIKE SHIT? There's so many things that can be done to mitigate the spread of possible sickness.

Like shit is so easy to fend off covid and other colds/flus and yet it's the hardest thing to get ppl to do.

I can't sit here and say all this without acknowledging that I haven't gone to dumb things but I try to take as many precautions as I can and limit the things I go to.

I'm just ranting BC I can't rly say shit to anyone of these people BC I don't want to get yelled at or told to fuck off. Not that I think these people would say things like that too me I just don't know how to bring it up w/o sounding like an asshole. Like I lost a potential new friendship awhile back bc they got sick and I asked if they wanted me to mail them some masks and test kits and they got mad at me for it. Said I was on my high horse bc I haven't had covid yet and I was rubbing it in there face. (Like I'm sure I haven't had it yet but I truely can't be sure if that) but I literally wasn't doing that I was just offering help. And there's been a few other times I've offered to send ppl masks or test kits and they get snippy. Like I'm just trying to fucking help u not spread ur fucking covid to others. If u can wear a mask you should be wearing a mask. Like I just flat out don't want to get sick with any cold, let alone covid and wearing a mask helps protect me from that. It's literally that simple.

[neonstatic]

it is march now, which is when i said that i'd decide whether or not to proceed with braidlocs.

well, i have combed those braids out.

it was quite easy, considering that i've neglected the crap out of my hair for the last 2 months or so. i was supposed to wash every 2 weeks and moisturise frequently enough. i washed on time (mostly) (turns out journalling helps) but i have spent weeks not even sprinkling water on my scalp. so that is a testament to how much i don't want to take care of my hair. or rather, how little energy i have for that. nevertheless, my shit has Grown. like maybe it's bc i haven't seen it loose in a while but i could tell even in braids that i had a lot of regrowth, and had i loced them up properly that would've been even more visible. so i have to say that braiding your hair and letting it be is a stupidly good way to get some nice growth. sometimes you just have to leave it alone.

while i love the fro, i can't exactly sport it all the time. i would if i could. i just wish i had hair i could just... wake up in. i always have to do smth. i don't dislike my hair i just find it tiring to keep up with. bitch is high maintenance.

and i don't like how i look hair-wise rn like i have in a high bun which i've told looks real nice and cute but i see myself in the mirror and it doesn't feel right. there was a time where i was a spacebun girlie but this ver of me is gone. and i'm not a high bun lady. i'm more of a um. low bun nun. imma try that cus i can already feel myself getting tired of having hair :/ i got an event coming up and i'm already stressed abt what i'll do w myself cus w the braids on i could just put my wig on ykno quick easy effortless. now i gotta. i gotta DO my hair? water it comb it brush it pull and push and heat and all? kill me lmao

i Love wearing durags 24/7 it looks so good on me i have the face for it. i might just keep braiding my shit and covering it up w headscarves. cus i can't see myself cutting off all of this growth. this is 4 yrs of hard work of going natural and embracing my hair... i will push thru....i can do it.....

[dr4cking]

Bad Grade.

masterlist taglist

draco malfoy x reader | smut |

warning : professor!draco 🥵 reader is of age! and you can make up draco's age whatever you wanted.

y/n waited nervously in her class, she was early than the others and it makes her sitting alone in the class.

she had exams last week but she didnt really study for it and that was the exact reason why she was nervous today.

if she got a bad grades her parents would make sure to threatened her.

she looked up from her desk as a loud footsteps walking into the class, she found the youngest and the hottest teacher in hogwarts staring at her deeply, a smirk formed onto his face making her gulped.

"morning, miss y/n" she gets goosebumps when she heard his deep voice calling out her name.

"morning professor.." draco’s smirk get wider as he saw her body tremble in her seat, only his voice and she already like that.

"why so tense, miss y/n?"

"nothing, professor.." she replied, staying her gaze on her desk, trying so hard not to look up at him and get herself in more embarrassment.

draco clicked his tongue around his teeth making her turned her head at him instantly.

he raised his eyebrows at her sudden action.

but when he was about to taunt her more, the door burst open by the students filling the class one by one.

>>>>>

"miss y/n." she looks up at her professor as he called her name, her body jolted out at his voice echoed in the room.

"yes, professor?"

"come here, please." she gets up from her seat nervously, all her classmates already interrogating her by their eyes.

"care to explain to me why you get a P for my subject?" she swears she almost passed out at his intonation.

"i- i'm sorry professor, i wasn't study-"

"great, meet me after class, you need to fix your grade" y/n unknowingly rubbed her thighs together when draco said that, she secretly hoped he doesnt noticed that.

but he did and thats why he was trying to hide his smirk.

"yes professor, i'm sorry" she took her test and made her way back to her seat. hell, he's so intimidating.

>>>>>

after the class ended, y/n being the only one who stayed in her seat.

she sighs and stares at draco's back who was still cleaning the board.

"well, which part of my subject that you dont understand, miss y/n?" draco said as he takes a seat in front of her desk, opening her book.

"its the draught of living death potions, professor." she was trying her best to not let her voice getting shaky.

draco nodded and begin to explaining the subject to her, his fingers were pointing at her book.

but all she could think now is about the tension filling the air, and the more she stares at his fingers the dirtier her mind gets.

his hands-

merlin, even his hands are so hot. the veins decorating his arms suited him so much, and his long fingers are the perfect size to reach her spot when they're going inside her cu-

no.

y/n shook her head in disbelief at what she just imagined in her mind not realizing that draco has stopped talking.

"lost in your dirty mind, princess?" draco chuckles as he sees her cheeks heated in embarrassment, his eyes turned dark as he examining her face.

shit.

she forgot he has legilimency.

"i-"

"sshh.. i see you're not as innocent as the others think of you, yeah?" she gulped at his question, her face was flushed as the thick tension filling the room.

"no answer hm? tell me y/n, what is it that you want?" he rose up from his seat moving to stand beside her, looking down at her.

"tell me whats going on inside your dirty mind" he tilted her head to look up at him, his thumb running on her bottom lip making her shuddered.

"i- i want you, professor.." y/n said quietly not be able to look into his eyes much longer.

"want me? for what?"

"i want you burying yourself deep inside me, professor" she slapped her hand over her mouth and her eyes widened at what she just said.

"filthy little thing." draco chuckles lowly before moving down his hand and grabbed her throat.

"earn it." she nodded at him before her hands shakily unbuckled his belt and his trousers letting it falls down to his ankle making draco gripped her throat tighter.

she pulled down his boxers making him hissed when his semi hard cock hitting his lower abdomen.

she quickly wrapped her hands around his length and squeezes him tightly causing him to pull on her hair.

"dont play with me if you dont wanna face the consequences." she nodded before spitting on his cock stroking it with her hand making him groaned.

y/n wasted no time and pulled him all the way in her mouth moaning when his tip hit the back of her throat.

she starts to fucked him in and out of her mouth. her hand pumping on what she couldnt fit in her mouth.

she pulled out for a second to rest her jaw then she swirls her tongue on his slit making him groaned and bucked his hips. she gagged instantly when draco pushed his cock back in her mouth, tired of her teasing.

"you look so fucking filthy, y/n. sucking your professor's cock now, hm?" she let out a moan to answer him making him whimpered at the vibrations.

one of her hands gripping on the back of his thigh pushing him deeper down her throat as she continues sucking him. her other hand playing with his balls giving them attention too.

"fuck- gonna cum down your throat til you choked out, shit- y/n" he moaned out loud as he shoots his thick cum down her throat, y/n swallowed instantly moaning at the taste. some of it dripped down onto her chin but she quickly wipes it and cleans it.

"get up" she obeyed at his order, now facing her professor at the same level.

draco leaned into her face and capturing their lips together kissing her roughly as his hands roaming around her body.

"get on your desk." she immediately throw away all her things on her desk and get on top of it, like he asked.

"you're my good girl, dont you?" he asked as he stands in between her thighs, his cock rubbing her inner thigh making her clawed on the desk underneath her.

"yes prof-"

"its draco" she nodded as she starts to unbuttoning her shirt showing him her clothed breasts.

"yes draco, i'm your good girl" she said seductively and taking his hands in her guiding them to her breasts.

"please, touch me draco.." draco squeezes her breasts in his hands and snatches her bra off of her making her winced, now she was exposed in front of her professor.

"such a pretty tits, all mine?" he twirled her hard nipples in his fingers, pulling and pinching it making the owner hissed in pain.

"yes, all yours draco.." with that draco latched his mouth onto her left nipple as his hand playing with the other one.

"mmh.. yes draco.." she tugged at his blonde locks as he continues assaulting her puffy nipples.

draco plopped out her breasts of his mouth, her nipples now red and swollen.

he gives her a smirk and he pushed her skirt up to her stomach, taking off her panties placing it in his pocket.

"souvenirs." he grins cheekily at her confused face.

he suddenly inserts his fingers into her, stretching her out a little bit making her breath hitched.

his fingers pumping her faster and when he curls them inside she screams his name out loud.

her legs spasmed when she feels her high approaching her, she dug her nails on his shoulder deeper.

but before she could reach her high, he abruptly pulled out his fingers making her cried out as her aching cunt clenching around nothing.

he quickly shoved his fingers down her throat letting her tasting herself, he moaned when he sees her sucking on her fingers delicately.

pulling her hips closer to him and lining up his now hard cock again on her entrance.

"now be a big girl and lead me into you." y/n whines as a protest but she quickly grabbed his cock and pushing it inside her.

she wrapped her legs around his waist and bucked her hips to get him deeper inside her and finally all of him was inside of her. they both throw their heads back in pleasure.

"you act so innocent yet here you are, burying my cock deep inside you." y/n moaned at his words starting to fuck herself on him.

"i'm not innocent draco, for you i'm not.. please just fuck me already" draco chuckles devilishly at her attempts to bounce on his cock.

"cant even fuck yourself properly, such a dumb girl" he gives in to her, snapping his hips forcing his cock hitting deeper inside her and starts to thrusting at steady pace.

"oh my god.. yes yes please feel so good.." she moans loudly, her body writhing on the desk. she propped herself on her elbows to support herself as she rolled her hips to meet his thrusts.

"so fucking tight baby.. never felt this good before" draco praised as he pounding harder into her, he guides her hips with his hands to meet his thrusts making both of them moaning louder.

her eyes rolled back when his tip brushed her spot, he noticed and pounding into her spot over and over again making her seeing the stars.

"draco please.. i'm so close!" y/n wrapped her hands around his shoulder to pull him closer and kissing his lips to muffled her screams as the coil tightened in her stomach.

"cum on me, you- pathetic- little slut" draco snapped harder leaving no space between their bodies.

his hand slapping and pinching her clit making the girl squirmed letting the coil snapped through her body. her legs are shaking and her vision blurry.

her body burns when she realized she just cummed hard on her professor's cock, she looked down and see that her juices coating him. then looking up at him making eye contact.

"fuck- you're a mess, gonna cum inside your tight cunt, stuffing you up full with my fucking cum- holyshit-"

he came to a full stop with her name left his lips as he spilled all of his warm thick cum inside her, spraying all of it into her filling her up like he said.

draco stay inside her for a few minutes, both of them are still catching their breaths and he pulled out of her gently as he softened.

he looked at her flushed face before cupping her cheeks and reconnecting their lips again. the kiss lasted a minute before they pulled away to redressing themselves.

"i'll change your grade. but in all seriousness, study harder, baby" y/n melted at the nickname he gave her, pecking his lips one more time.

"of course, thank you professor" she shots him a wink before leaving the class, making him blushing madly.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i dedicate this to @angelic-bitxh cuz we have a deal of sharing ghost pics 😊🤝

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[dokujirai]

#71 海 (Ocean) Superhuman Share House Story 『CHARISMA』

TL Note:

Suikawari (ス��カ割り: watermelon splitting) is a popular game in the summer where they split a watermelon in half whilst blindfolded.

Watch the track here.

Kei: Shit, ‘s hot…

Ohse: I’m gonna die…

Terra: I’m burning up…

Rikai: But it’s a great change of pace!

Amahiko: ECSTACY---!

Everyone: Yaaaaay!

Iori: We’re finally at the beach!

Terra: Last time we were here, we fell off the cliff with our bikes!

(Everyone laughs)

Iori: Everyone, I have your drinks right here!

Iori: Water, soda, barley tea, iced coffee, beer

Iori: Anything else you guys want?

Iori: Oh also, I can make some shaved ice if you want, just let me know.

Iori: We can also have Nagashi Soumen--

(Iori goes lightspeed while everyone watches him)

Everyone: Oooooooooh-- WAAAAAAAAA!!

Kei: Io!

Iori: Hm?

Kei: What was that move ya did just now!?

Kei: Ya were movin’ so fast, it looked like there were 4, no, 5 of you!

Iori: Looks like the Spirit of Service has surpassed a need for a physical body!

Terra: Don’t do weird things like let the “Service Ghost” possess you.

Fumiya: I’ll take some strawberry shaved ice, Iori.

Terra: Don’t use him.

Amahiko: You don’t have to move around so much like that, please just enjoy the beach.

Iori: Got it!

Iori: Well then, I’m off to go catch some fish and shellfish for a barbeque!

Amahiko: You didn’t get it, did you…

Iori: Selflessness! Contribution!! SERVICE!!!

Iori: BURDENS!!

Rikai: He dived into the ocean while shouting “burdens”...

Fumiya: He looks like he’s having fun, it’s fine.

Terra: Hey, I need one of you to go to the bathroom with me.

Fumiya: To the bathroom? Why?

Terra: I need a bodyguard.

Terra: Whenever I go anywhere, people just keep flocking to me ‘cus I’m so beautiful. I understand how you guys feel about me, but it’s just kind of a pain.

Amahiko: I understand, Terra-san.

Amahiko: I shall go with you.

Terra: Come on, Fumiya-kun.

Amahiko: Eh?

Fumiya: No way, that’s too much work. Go do it in the ocean.

Terra: Moron.

Amahiko: Terra-san, I volunteer a-

Terra: Rikai-kun?

Amahiko: Eh?

Rikai: Please go to the restroom on your own.

Terra: Haaaahh~?

Amahiko: Terra-san, I will go with you.

Terra: Shouldn’t you guys be happy you get to feel like my fake boyfriend?

Amahiko: Terra-san, Amahiko will do it.

Terra: Are you even listening to me?

Amahiko: I heard you loud and clear, Terra-san!

Terra: Come on, don’t ignore me.

Amahiko: I’m not ignoring you, Terra-san.

(Terra goes on about how this is Fumiya and Rikai’s chance to be his plus one)

Amahiko: Terra-san. Terra-san? Amahiko is right here. Can you see me? Terra-san! TERRA-SAAAAAAAAAN!

Kei: Hey.

Ohse: Hm?

Kei: What’re ya doin’? We came all the way out here to the beach, go hang out with everyone else. 

Ohse: You too.

Kei: Come on, own up to your feelings.

Ohse: No, I can’t.

Kei: Don’t ya know you’re gonna regret it? 

Ohse: Nope.

Iori: What’re you two doing?

Iori: Come on, let’s go!

Kei: Shuddup! Leave me alone!

Rikai: Ohse-kun

Ohse: Please don’t mind this piece of shit.

Terra: You look pale, you’re too weak.

Ohse: Then when I die, please let the ocean take me.

Iori: Saru-chan, come on, let’s go!

Kei: Lemme go, quit botherin’ me!

Iori: Aww~

Rikai: That’s unfortunate.

Rikai: I was hoping we could all partake in splitting a watermelon together.

Kei: WATERMELON SPLITTING~!?

Terra: Hm? What’s up?

Kei: W-w-what didya say!?

Kei: Are ya really gonna split a watermelon!?

Rikai, Terra, & Iori: Mmhmm.

Kei: Now!? Like, right now!?

Rikai, Terra, & Iori: Mmhmm.

Kei: That!? THE watermelon splitting!?

Iori: What do you mean by that?

Kei: Ya mean to tell me y’all’re gonna play one of the most legendary, greatest summer games in the world? THE watermelon splitting game? And ya’ll’re gonna play it NOW!?

Terra: What else is so important to you besides splitting a watermelon?

Iori: You have a really high opinion on it, huh.

Rikai: Yes, exactly, Saru! Then, come along with us!

Kei: Hell no, loser.

Rikai: Eh? Don’t you want to?

Kei: Course I don’t wanna go play some dumb game, what do I look like, a kid?

Rikai: You said it was a legendary game, did you not? You want to play it, don’t you? Be honest with yourself!

(Kei starts hitting Rikai)

Rikai: H-hold on, don’t hit me! Hit the watermelon!

Terra: Why are you guys fighting?

Terra: Oh well, let’s just go Iori-kun, ghostie--

Iori: HAVE A DRINK!

Ohse: I don’t need it.

Iori: You need to hydrate yourself!

Ohse: I can’t.

Iori: Take it, I’m your slave!

Ohse: I’m just a piece of shit.

Iori: I’M A SLAVE!

Ohse: I’m a piece of shit!

Iori: TAKE IT!

(Iori and Ohse start fighting as well)

Terra: … Why?

Amahiko: Summer-- tis the season of liberation.

Amahiko: What’s wrong, Amahiko?

Amahiko: Aren’t you excited, Amahiko?

Amahiko: Such a dangerous swimsuit you’re wearing for someone your age.

Amahiko: HUUP!

Kei: What is that guy doing over there all by himself?

Terra: His crotch glowed just now.

Amahiko: ECSTACY! BOBONGARINGA!

Kei: Rikai, hurry up and call the cops.

Rikai: Understood.

Iori: Oh, where did Fumiya-san go?

Everyone: Huh?

(Everyone races out into the ocean to save Fumiya)

Terra: Ugh, what the heck are you doing?

Iori: Fumiya-saaaan!

Rikai: Are you alright, Fumiya-san?

Iori: Are you okay?

Fumiya: Hahaha. Sorry ‘bout that.

Fumiya: Looks like I got swept away.

Fumiya: I can’t swim. Sorry guys. Thanks.

(Terra, Rikai, Amahiko, and Iori pass by a group of girls who are laughing)

Rikai: Guh! Uuuuuhhh…

Iori: Rikai-kun, why’s your face all red?

Rikai: U-u-umm! It’s not red at all!

Terra: It’s cus there’s a bunch of girls here in swimsuits, isn’t it?

Rikai: Guh! Y-y-you’re wrong!

Rikai: I wasn’t looking at anything!

Rikai: Please don’t make others sound like perverts when they’re not!

Terra: It’s fine to just look for a bit.

Rikai: You would have to ask for their hand in marriage if you were to do such a lewd thing!

Terra: Marriage!? Yikes!

Iori: Rikai-kun, what’s your type?

Rikai: T-T-T-T-T-TYPE!?

(PPPPPPPPP)

Rikai: You shouldn’t inquire about such secrets like that so carelessly!

Terra: “Secrets” he said.

Iori: Do you wanna go hit on some girls?

Rikai: FUAAAAAAAA---!

Rikai: “HIT ON SOME GIRLS”!?

(PPPPPPPPP)

Rikai: Th-that is…

Rikai: There’s no way I would do something so depraved and obscene!

Rikai: What are you even saying!?

Rikai: You are disturbing order! Disturbing order, you hear!? Order!

Rikai: AAH-- AAH-- AAAHH-- AAAHH! AAAH!!!

Amahiko: You’re the one who is disturbing the order here.

(Ohse runs towards them)

Ohse: Fumiya-san is…!

Terra, Amahiko, & Iori: Hm?

Terra: Heey, what do you think you’re doing!?

Fumiya: Hahaha. I floated away again. My bad.

Fumiya: Watch out for sharks.

Fumiya: Sorry guys, thanks again.

(Montage of everyone playing suikawari, eating barbeque, and playing in the water)

Rikai: Well, everyone, let’s dig in, shall we?

Fumiya: Hey, is there any beer left?

Terra: Ito Fumiya.

Fumiya: Can I get a beer?

Terra: No, you can’t!

Iori: Of course, we have some! You can’t have any though.

(The rest of the day has passed, and the sun is starting to set)

Rikai: It’s about time we start heading home…

Everyone: Eh?

Iori: Already?

Fumiya: I guess so…

Rikai: Well, we don’t have to, but… what do you all want to do?

Everyone: …

(Everyone starts slowly leaving the beach)

Kei: Oh!

Everyone: Hm?

Kei: Isn’t there supposed to be a festival today?

Amahiko: Eh?

Ohse: O-oh, that’s right!

Ohse: There is going to be a festival near the house, tonight.

Terra: Really?

Rikai: C-can we go?

Rikai: Can we really go like this?

Terra: Let’s go! I love festivals!

Iori: I guess we’re going! We can all wear yukatas.

Amahiko: How delightful.

Kei: What a pain in the ass.

Iori: That was fun, wasn’t it?

Kei: There’s gonna be fireworks, right? We gonna get there in time?

Terra: Wait, what’re we going to do about yukatas? We didn’t bring any.

Iori: I’ve already made some!

Everyone except Iori: Seriously!?

Rikai: How splendid, Iori-san!

Ohse: Amazing.

Fumiya: Thanks, Iori.

Amahiko: Sexy.

Iori: Waaaaa! That was the first, direct compliment I’ve gotten from him! I love being a slave!

(Everyone laughs together)

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[albertasunrise]

Fat Friend - Part 1

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Summary: You were the fat friend. You knew that. Accepted it and got on with your life. You weren't the one guys wanted to date or the one that got hit on at parties. You were, however, Javier Peña's best friend and that made you untouchable. Until he plays matchmaker and your whole life changes.

Relationships: Javier Peña x Lorraine (Mentioned), Original 'Male' Character x Reader

Warnings: Angst cus you know... it's me, loss of virginity, blood and injury.

You were sick of listening to him gush about Lorraine. Was always the same shit. She's so perfect. She's so kind. I think I'm going to marry her... wait... that was new.

"You what?" You splutter, coughing when your drink went down the wrong pipe.

"I think I'm gonna marry her." He repeated and your stomach twisted in knots.

"Javi you're 17." You scoffed "Your future wife is not some girl you met in high school." It hurt you a little to say it.

"How do you know?" He protested, crossing his arms over his chest as he leaned back in his chair "Just because you won't open yourself up to the idea of love."

"Javier, no guys ever going to love me." You scoffed "I'm fat, plain and boring. I have resigned myself to the fact I will die alone with 17 dogs."

"You're ridiculous ." He snorted.

"Well even if a guy was to like me." You continued as you fingered the rim of your coffee mug "They're all too scared to come within a mile of me in case you'll tear them a new hole."

"I don't want you to get hurt." He defended and you smiled sweetly at him.

"I know that and I love you for that. Besides, I highly doubt there's a guy out there that will want anything to do with me."

Oh, how wrong you were.

There was one boy that had taken a vested interest in you for some time. He'd been sweet, sitting with you on the lunch breaks Javier was busy with Lorraine. You'd thought nothing of it. He was popular after all. On the football team and constantly batting away the army of girls that were constantly throwing themselves at him.

So when Javier had gotten wind that Scott William's liked you, he made it his mission to push the two of you together. He knew Scott, or at least he thought he did and so he thought that setting you both up might make you happy.

He had his best intentions at heart.

That's how you found yourself on a date with Scott less than a week later. He was lovely enough, taking your favourite diner and treating you to whatever you wanted.

"So I would ask why it took you so long to ask me out. If what you say about like me for so long is true." You said as you pointed at him suspiciously "But I think I already know that answer." You chuckled as you sipped at your milkshake.

"Yeah." Scott chuckled "Peña's a little intimidating."

"He means well." You said sweetly, taking a sip of your soda "We've known each other since we were in diapers. He's my best friend and he doesn't want me to get hurt."

"Well, I have no intention of hurting you." Scott said softly and you swooned, eyes lighting up at the way he looked at you.

"Why do you even like me?" You asked, curious as to why a guy like him would want a girl you.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well you're you and I'm me." You scoffed, noting how his brows knitted together in confusion "You're you know, hot, athletic, desirable and I'm me. The girl who reads lots and wears oversized clothes in the hope that no one notices I'm fat and..."

"One." He interrupted "You are not fat. Secondly, you're the most genuine girl I know. I can be myself with you, don't have to pretend to be someone I'm not and I like that."

"I don't understand."

"All the girls at school expect me to be this cocky, sex-mad guy and I'm not. I'm still a virgin. I prefer to read and watch movies than party and I don't want to be a professional football player."

"What do you want to be?" You asked, scooting a little closer to him as you took his hand in yours.

"Truthfully?"

You nod.

"I wanna be a dad." He paused, looking at your joined hands as he thought carefully about what he wanted to say next "I want to settle down, with an incredible woman and have a whole bunch of kids. I want the house in the suburbs, the boring nine to five job behind a desk and a dog. I don't want fame or fortune. I just want a wife and a family. That'd be a rich enough life for me."

"Well shit." You said after a short while, smirking at him as his cheeks flushed in embarrassment at his brutal honesty.

"What?"

"That sounds pretty fucking sweet." You replied, gasping when his lips pressed against yours in a kiss that stole the air from your lungs.

And that's how the love story between you and Scott started.

The kids at school had found it hard to believe at first. Scott William's was dating you? Surely not. Yet sure enough, he picked you up every day and took you home also. Held your hand in the halls. Kissed you sweetly every chance he got and spoiled you with presents and day trips that left you feeling like the queen of civilisation.

Javier should have been happy for you. He was the one that had set the two of you up after all and yet he felt himself recoiling at the sight of you with your new boyfriend. He'd put it down to the fact you spent so little time together now you'd found someone. He'd ask you if you wanted to hang out and you'd always have plans. Promising him that you'd do something soon but he knew in reality that this was it. He'd lost his best friend.

And it was all his own fault.

"What's up with you?" You asked as you glanced up at Javier, his eyes boring holes into the ground as he seethed in silence "Hey... Peña." You clicked in his face and he flinched, slapping your hand away.

"Ow that hurt you jerk." You snapped, rubbing your sore hand.

"Well don't click in my face bitch." He growled back and your eyes grew wide and wet "Shit I didn't mean..."

"No you did mean it Javier." You spat "You've been a complete dick since I got together with Scott and I don't get it."

"I never fucking see you!" He shouted back at you "You never want to hang out anymore. You're always with him and I'm sick of it. You still have friends you know."

"Wow, that's rich." You scoffed and he tiled his head to one side as his eyes grew darker.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means that you got together with Lorraine and ditched me." You growled "When I did see you she was all you ever talked about. You know not once did you ask how things had been with me. You just talked about her."

"I-"

"No, it's fine Javier. I get it." You choked "She's perfect and beautiful and I'm just your fat sidekick but not anymore." You growled "I have someone that cares about me. Makes me feel beautiful and I deserve to feel beautiful Javier."

"Pétalo, please."

"I'll see you around Javi." You interrupted, scooping up your books and leaving him to dwell on your fight.

You didn't speak then for months after that. You focused on school and your blossoming relationship with Scott and Javier focused on keeping away from you. If he did see you, his eyes would grow sad as the two of you would look at each other a moment before then going your separate ways.

A year passed by in the blink of an eye and all of a sudden you were staring down the barrel of graduation. You'd gotten into your college of choice and Scott had two, just happened to be that the two of you had shared the same dream. He was going to study Law and you, writing. Everything was going your way finally and it felt like nothing could ruin that.

As was tradition, a party was held at the football captains house a week before. Neither you nor Scott had really wanted to attend but after a monumental amount of arm twisting from your friends, you decided to make an appearance.

"I'm actually having more fun than I thought I would." You giggled as Scott kissed you sweetly.

"Mmmm the only reason I am is that you're here."

"God, you're so corny." You groaned, rolling your eyes at him as you smiled into his next kiss.

"Yeah but you love me so..."

"Lord knows why." You teased, giving him a wink before your eyes caught sight of Javier.

He was staring at you, expression sad as Lorraine hung off of him like a wet sock. You could see he didn't want to be here, it wasn't his scene but no doubt he was here for her. He'll be fine you thought to yourself as you return your attention to Scott.

"Have I told you how hot you look in that dress?" Scott asked as you pulled you into a searing kiss that made your core ache for him.

"You may have mentioned it once or twice." You teased, kissing him back with fervour as your hands explored the expanse of his body.

He'd been patient with you and you with him. Neither of you had been with anyone before and so you'd taken things at your own pace. To this day the furthest you'd gotten was him finger fucking you in the drive-in cinema as you jacked him off, the movie completely forgotten as the two of you brought each other pleasure. You were ready now though.

God, you were so ready.

"Wish I could peel you out of it," Scott uttered against the shell of your ear and you felt your clit throb at the thought of it.

"Well, why don't we go somewhere quiet so you can do just that?" You replied suggestively and he pulled his head back in shock.

"You sure?"

You nod.

He grabs your hand and leads you upstairs, not noticing how Javier's eyes followed you both or how his hands had balled into fists at his sides. You were too busy giggling at the sounds of other couples fucking in the rooms you passed before you finally came across one that was empty. Your heart was in your throat as you watched Scott close the door and pull off his shirt. You let out a stuttered breath as your eyes roamed over the expanse of his toned chest before your eyes settled on the bulge under his jeans. He stepped towards you, his hands skated over your bare arms and leaving goosebumps in their wake before they drifted down to your ass.

"You sure about this?" He asked as a gasp escaped your lips.

"Yes." Was your reply before he was peeling you out of your dress and revealing the underwear you'd splurged on in the hope that tonight might be the night.

"Fuck baby." He groaned as he took you in, his hands brushing over your curves before he dropped to his knees and placed soft kisses along the top of your panties "So fucking gorgeous." he groaned and you believed it.

He always made you feel that way.

His fingers hooked into the waistband of your underwear and slowly he dragged them down as his eyes locked with yours, seeking anything in your eyes that said you didn't want this. He stood slowly, pushing you backwards until the two of you fell onto the bed in a tangle of giggling limbs. Your hands fumbled to unbutton his jeans as he wrestled with the strap on your bra and after a symphony of laughs and moans the two of you were bare for each other. He settled between your thighs, kissing you languidly as he rubbed his length against your slick sex. He rolled his hips over and over, supplying you with the delicious friction you need and want but you need more.

"Please." You pleaded, hands groping the globes of his ass and urged him but he paused a moment as he looked at you.

"Let me grab the condom."

"You don't need to." You breathed and he let out a small groan "I'm on the pill. I want to feel you, Scott, please."

That was all the permission he needed and the next roll of his hips had him burying himself to the hilt. You gasped at the intrusion, the stretch aching but as the two of you took a moment you allowed yourselves to gaze at each other and to drink in the moment you were sharing.

"Move." You breathed and he did, each slow roll of his hips making you gasp and moan at the pleasure it brought you.

He started slow, his kisses soft but passionate but as your moans got louder his thrusts got harder and then he found your sweet spot. You were vocal as he focused in on it, burying his face in the crook of your neck as the both of you grew louder and louder and then you pulled him into a bruising kiss before you cried out as your orgasm consumed you. He fucked you through it, his following shortly after and then he collapsed onto you, placing sweet kisses on any skin he could reach as the two of you came down from your highs.

The door creaking pulled you from your moment and your eyes grew wide as they locked with Javier's shocked ones. There he stood, glued to the spot as he stared at your nake, tangled bodies.

"Javi."

Then he was seeing red. Stomping over to you, he ripped Scott off of you and pinned him down as he looked you over in a possessive way.

"Javier, what the fuck?"

"Did he hurt you?" He growled and you shoved him off Scott.

"NO!" You yelled, clambering for the blanket to cover yourself.

That's when he noticed and his blood boiled.

"Are you fucking stupid?" He growled, watching as the two of you covered yourselves up finally.

"What?"

"You fucked without a condom... Are you stupid?" He snapped and you roiled "He could have something. You could get pregnant... Seriously pétalo."

"Weirdly enough Peña I know all this." You scoffed "One, I'm on the pill and two this was our first time."

"I know it was yours pétalo but Scott..."

"Was a virgin too." The guy pipes up and Javier looks at him in shock, guilt swallowing him up as he stepped gingerly back "I love her Peña and we made the decision to do this together."

"Scott I-"

"I think you should leave Javier." You growled, "You just ruined a perfect moment for me... for us." You paused, eyes boring into him as you glared at him "Just like you ruin everything."

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"You ruin anything and everything good that ever happens for me, Javier. You only think about yourself and I'm sick of it. I'm done being you fat friend. I'm done being your friend. I have all I need in Scott."

Javier couldn't hide the hurt that consumed him at your works, the pain flashing across his face and then he turned and left. Not a single word left his lips as he disappeared out of sight.

You sobbed as Scott pulled you into his arms, holding you close as you shook with a mixture of sadness and frustration. You hadn't meant what you said but you were angry. You'd just had sex with the guy you loved. It had been a beautiful moment and then the guy who'd set the two of you up, the guy who'd been your best friend since you were a baby had waltzed in and ruined it.

You'd sat in silence in the car, driving through the winding roads that lead to your parent's farm. This was not how you'd expected this to go. You'd expected to feel amazing, in love and sated but instead, you felt hollow. You'd hurt your best friends. You had to speak to him.

"Hey isn't that Javi's truck?" Said Scott, pulling you from your thoughts and your stomach dropped at what met your eyes.

His truck was upsidedown in a ditch at the side of the road, wheels still spinning. Scott wasted no time pulling over, hopping out as soon as it was in park and sprinting to the driver's side. He gasped when he found Javier laying unconscious and bloody, glass littered all over the cab and his clothes.

"Javier... Javier, can you hear me?" Scott called out as he placed two shaky fingers on the man's throat "Baby, stay with him and keep your hands here." He said as he placed your hand over the gushing wound on Javier's belly "I am going to sprint to that house over there and use their phone."

You nodded, desperately trying to keep calm as you allowed yourself to take in the state Javier was in. He was a mess and your stomach sank. Suddenly your last conversation started playing in a loop in your head. You couldn't bear to think that the last thing you'd said to him was that you didn't want to be his friend anymore.

"Javi, Javi stay with me." You pleaded, pressing your forehead to his "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it... Didn't mean any of it and I need you to know that I was only upset because I love you." You sobbed "I'm in love with you and I know you don't feel the same way but you need to know."

Javier's eyes cracked open and locked with yours. A small smile spread across his lips as his hand weakly landed on yours as the two of you showed a knowing look and then you heard it. Sirens.

"Hear that Javi?" You asked, glancing to the road to see Scott waving at the ambulance as it drove into view "Help's coming Javi, you're gonna be okay."

His eyes locked with yours again and you saw something there that you'd only seen once before. The day his mum had died.

"I'm c-cold." He stuttered and your blood turned to ice.

"It's okay Javi." You assured him, giving him a small smile which he weakly returned.

You sobbed when his eyes rolled back and then you were being pulled back by Scott to make room for the paramedics. They quickly got to work and you could only stand there in Scott's arms and watch, listening to the medical jargon that was being thrown around.

"Trauma to his lower left quadrant, bleeding heavily." Said one as he started to pull out what he needed to pack the wound.

"He's tachycardic." Said the other "He's in shock."

You feel sick as you listen to the clinical tone of their language, shoulders shaking as Scott places soft kisses on the crown of your head. You were glad he was there, supplying you with a little security as you watched the EMT's work.

"He's stopped breathing." One shouts suddenly and then your legs give out.

You sob on the ground as you watch then manage to get Javier free before they start to work on bringing him back, praying to a God that you don't believe in that they'll spare him.

"Please don't leave me." You pleaded, voice no more than a whisper "Javi please."

~

Two months.

He was in a coma for two months.

He missed out on graduation, the headmaster making a speech about how they all hoped he'd make a speedy recovery but he wouldn't come around for another month and when he did. He didn't remember your confession or your fight.

You supposed it was for the best. Your relationship with Scott was perfect so what was the point in ruining it? So you kept your confession to yourself and the two of you returned to the way it had been before.

"How are you feeling?" You asked Javier as you sat down beside him.

His two-month nap had meant his muscles had wasted a little. He got tired easily and struggled with basic activities but with each day that past he got stronger. Look more like your Javier.

"I'm getting there." He replied, noting you were a little distracted "You okay?"

"Mhmm." You replied and he frowned.

"What's going on?" He asked softly and you jumped at the sudden pressure on your hand as he clasped it in his.

"I uh... I need to tell you something and I don't want you to get mad."

"Mad?" Javier gave you a bemused look, head tilting to the side as he waited on you to elaborate further "Why would I get mad? Has Scott done something?"

"Sort of." You replied nervously "Kind of a joint effort actually."

"Pétalo, you're freaking me out. What have the two of you done?"

"Javi, I'm... Uh."

"You're what?"

You paused for a moment as you plucked up the courage to say it. To tell him the think that had been eating you alive for the past week.

"Pregnant."

"WHAT?" He yelled and you jumped.

"Please don't get mad."

"Pétalo!" He snapped "What are you going to do? Does Scott know?"

"He does."

"And?"

"And he was shocked at first but he wants to keep it." You stated and Javier scoffed "We both do."

"Pétalo... You're 18." He started and you rolled your eyes "You're both going to your dream college. You can't do that and raise a baby."

"You have no faith in me Javi." You growled and he grabbed your shoulders as you stood to leave.

"I have faith that you'll be an amazing mum." He stated, stopping you in your tracks "I have no doubt that Scott's going to make an amazing dad too but please." He pleaded, cupping your face with his large hand as he gazed at you "Please just think about this."

"Javi I've thought about this." You said as you pushed his hands away "We're keeping it and I want my baby to know their Uncle Javi."

"They will, I promise." Javier assured "I'll always support you pétalo. No matter what."

You smiled at him, heart growing in your chest at the sincerity of his words and he would keep that promise. For a time.

He would support you when you birthed your son into the world 6 months later. He would babysit so that you could attend classes and he'd be Scotts best man at your wedding and ask Scott to be his.

What you hadn't expected was him to leave Lorraine at the alter. Or for him to disappear without a word for almost 7 years and in that time you wouldn't hear from him nor he from you. You would never know about the pains and trauma's he'd suffer and he wouldn't know yours.

The two of you drifted apart and it broke your heart for you wouldn't have him when you needed him the most.

When your world fell apart.

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I've seen so many people saying that Blitz feels trapped by the deal.. but Idk if I believe that to be true. We know that Stolas thinks that Blitz feels this way too. But just... I'm trying to find places where Blitz seems to feel that way that isn't in Full Moon when he thinks he's gonna lose the book (and even then he's still reluctant to lose the arrangement itself.. not just the book). Cus.. like.. Blitz overall is very seldom afraid to stand up to people above his station. He stands up to Asmodeus, Bee and Mammon. And like I said.. he's being stupidly risky stealing the book from the beginning. He's technically just lucky that Stolas isn't that bad of a guy. Even when Stolas displays his power Blitz seems amazed more so than afraid. There's no real indication that Blitz thinks that Stolas will use his power against him. Blitz also says No several times and while Stolas definitely is still a little shit (with openly and disgustingly flirting with him in public and all) he never forced Blitz to DO anything with him if he doesn't want to.. Blitz doesn't really talk about the deal itself as a bad thing either. He keeps insisting that it's a transactional thing and all but he never seems embarrassed about having the deal in place to begin with. He's embarrassed at the notion of it being anything other than transactional though. Like.. the implications that he likes the prince are embarrassing.. but that he has a deal where he fucks him for the book, nah.. no biggie. But then what about the chains in Moxxie's bad trip? See... about them... if we look at the narrative of Blitz' side of the trip (and even Moxxie's honestly). It's about him pushing people away by being shitty because he's afraid of people getting close to him. He's scared of intimacy but he wants it badly. He doesn't want to be alone. That's the WHOLE narrative. When we see Stolas, he's on a pedestal as this high and mighty prince who Blitz DOES see to be above him in some capacity.. but.. he crawls up to him on his own first. Stolas says "Are you afraid to love people Blitzy?" and.. if.. this whole chained deal is supposed to represent Blitz feeling trapped by the deal... why would that line be in any way relevant? So.. I see this whole chain deal more as.. Blitz being reluctantly attached to Stolas. He doesn't believe that Stolas could in any way feel anything for Blitz that's more than sexual attraction. He has this view of royals and himself that blocks that idea from his mind.. And Stolas' playful but accidentally dehumanizing banter doesn't help that part. But... Blitz still likes him.. still has fun with him.. still enjoys their relationship.. even though he doesn't want to. The first time we get any hint to the deal being unfair in anyone's mind is when Stolas realizes that Blitz doesn't see their relationship like he does. But even then.. Blitz never claimed that the deal was a problem.. he claimed that their feelings about it was a problem. "don't act as if this is anything more than a sexual fetish to you"... Stolas is the one who starts to worry about the deal being unfair. He's right ofc.. and the deal HAD to go.. but that wasn't Blitz idea. Cus.. Blitz AND Stolas used the deal as a safety net. Blitz used it as a way to stay close but not too close. Even when he had the crystal and therefor the means to continue his business.. he still didn't want to let go of the deal. Cus.. with the deal he gets to keep Stolas around.. but not have to deal with "feelings". Stolas started the deal as a reason to keep Blitz around too so on that note.. they were kinda on the same page.. but.. yknow.. not in a healthy way cus it was also in the way of anything real and.. they didn't know that they were on the same page. Stolas thought they were at some point.. that's partly why he's so goddamn cringe and clingy haha. Blitz, however, never did.. but was fine playing along cus he also got what he "wanted".

Keep thinking about Stolitz and their different perspectives of things.. Specifically Blitz. Like.. I feel like Stolas is kind of obvious (at least it's supposed to be.. ) Repressed gay prince forced to marry, finds cute little circus boy that he falls for, gets inspired by, tries his hardest to keep in his life (w. the deal) etc..etc.etc.. But I've seen some people who question Blitz feelings for Stolas, which.. I totally get.. and I also get why his perspective has been harder to write. Cus.. this guy is denial central.. It's a constant thing with him. So.. yeah I had thoughts. First of all.. Blitz seems to have an all-round view of Royal demons. They think they're superior, they don't care about lower classes, they are selfish, racist and toy with whoever they want to. He also has this view of himself.. that he fucks everything up, he's worthless, a danger to people he cares about, not worthy of love. So.. w. Stolas.. he's reluctant. He expect a certain kind of person going into it, and Stolas definitely does things on occasion that feeds into that view of him. But not.. always. Like.. we see their first meeting in The Circus.. Blitz isn't at all on board w. playing friend to a spoiled prince.. he's also not at all hyped over stealing but does it anyways. The whole system of being sold like this is fucked and dangerous but....this dorky little prince was still kinda fun. We see them laugh and play and share dreams despite the fucked situation that started their meeting. Then their next meeting..w. Blitz being honestly kinda stupid trying to steal from a royal which could be hella dangerous. But.. it's possible that he thinks it'll be fine cus "Hey, I stole from him before and didn't get any consequences so it's fine". Either way.. Blitz isn't entirely fond of Stolas here but he's not afraid of him either. Even tho he is a royal. And then he realized that Stolas seems to be attracted to him and he's like "hey, I can work this in my favour! That's great"... And then... feels bad cus Stolas, despite being a royal who "obviously" doesn't care about lower class demons, actually seems lonely and sad.. and he wasn't that bad so.. what's the harm w. a quick fuck. Except... something about that quick fuck got Blitz staying the entire night..

[goldentsum]

— oh my empress: aoba johsai palace

CHARACTERS: oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro

TAGS: suggestive themes, smut, angst, historical au where women have the ‘superior’ status, pet names, ‘cheating’ but is it really cheating tho? idk empress x concubines have such confusing relationship status, unrequited love, dom-ish! empress! reader, concubine! males, praising

ROUTE: aoba johsai palace: you are here. 

AUTHOR’S NOTE: this idea was lurking in my mind every single day so i tried to write it HAHAHAHA very angsty tho. unedited bleghhh :p 

— oikawa ♡

• a clingy concubine!! he fr thinks that yall should just make it official official so that he can stand by you in the throne room as your one and only man 

• he’ll talk smack about the other concubines. it’s canon.

• also, oikawa knows all the gossip in the palace

• oikawa always tells you that he loved you even when you two were younger and no one can ever love you like he loves you

• when he was younger, his mother is one of the officials in court and the woman always brought him along

• and before he knew it, it was normal for him to go to court with his mother. 

• oh how he remembers it clearly. you in that soft white kimono, smiling brightly as you giggle, while your handmaidens gently pushing you on the swing. your perfectly adorned hair framing your pretty face. 

• you were so beautiful and oikawa just can’t help but know you. though as a male, it would be proven difficult, but his mother was one of the officials and tried to talk to you

• oikawa thought at first that you were a child of another official too and to his big surprise, you were the crown princess! 

• you still tease him to this day about how cocky he was at first, trying to impress you. 

• he loves it when you spend time with him and go to his room for procreating...

• it always feels like you’ve chosen him. chose him to spend your limited free time with him among your many concubines 

• maybe in the future, he can be your prince like you are his glowing empress.

“your highness, i’m really happy that you’re here...” he hic-ed, his lips trembling as he looked up at you with a red blush on his face. his once immaculate kimono draped his body loosely while you run your hands up and down his chest, admiring the milky and soft skin. 

you smiled at him and leaned down, placing a small kiss on his forehead making him gasp. you softly whispered against his skin, “i’m here, sweet prince” 

oikawa whimpered softly, heart beating harshly at the sweet pet name as tears pricked his eyes. your hands trailed down his stomach, feeling his clenching muscles. you leaned further down, trailing hot wet kisses on his neck, and slowly started grinding on top of him. 

the pretty male gasped, his hands flying up to wrap his arms around you. you chuckled at his reaction and the prominent hard-on that was nudging your thigh. 

“such a cute reaction you have, sweet prince~” you teased, your hot breath hitting oikawa’s sensitive neck. you let your hand go to his hair, running through the messy tresses and your nails scratching his scalp gently. oikawa’s eyes rolled to his skull and letting his head hung back, giving you more space to his neck. his hips jerking when you continued the slow and agonizing pace of your grinding. 

“p-please... y-your highness... touch me more..” he whispered, the massive blush on his skin so delectable. you smiled and faced him. oikawa’s half-lidded eyes stared at you with love and need. you placed a soft kiss on his lips making him moan. the kiss turned messy and hot in an instant. 

oikawa opened his mouth, letting your slick tongue in. you swallowed his moans when you started playing with his tongue and your fingers thumbing his nipples. his kimono rustled and crumpled as you moved it off his shoulders. 

tooruu loves you so much that it hurts. your soft touch wasn’t making it easier for him to deny you. he tried to shove the feelings he had for you but whenever you smiled at him, it starts to build up again. 

it was as easy as that. you had him wrapped around your fingers and you don’t even know. 

his hands clenching your red kimono as if he were to loosen even just a bit, you’d disappear. just like before...

— iwaizumi ♡

• an intellectual concubine who deals with affairs in court!

• the other concubines are scared of him! 

• but he doesn’t know that so shhh! this baby thinks that they’re just shy and just didn’t know him so they talk to him

• iwaizumi wants to be useful to you. not just a baby maker who comes and goes. 

• he never intended to fall in love with you. he really didn’t. he became a concubine because oikawa dragged him into it when the former was up for the exam. 

• iwaizumi relented because he thought if he’s at court, he can do something about the oppression that was happening around towards males. 

• he wants to change it and he thought that he was just a mere concubine in your court so he can do something about it without having to deal with you. you were an empress that embraced and welcomed many men in your court. 

• though, he didn’t know how much he was able to feel so loved when he met you. 

• so his objective changed, though only a little. he wants to be called as your lover that changed the views of society. 

• but he admits that there was a lot of competition in court. most especially for your affection and attention. iwaizumi saw a lot of other males ruining and fighting when you were not present. 

• but he won’t participate in it, he won’t stoop so low. though when another concubine started telling lies about you having favorites and being unfair, he mayhaps fought talked with him. 

“y-your majesty! we can’t do this here!” iwaizumi gasped, placing a shaky hand on your arm as you pressed him against the shelves of your private library

you chuckled and leaned against him, trailing kisses with your lips on his neck. you felt him shiver when you placed a wet kiss on his pulse while your hands groped and caressed his body through his thick kimono. 

“why not?~” you asked, biting his ear. iwaizumi gasped, his knees buckling a bit while he supported himself on the shelf. iwaizumi always tells you that you shouldn’t waste your time with him. he was so different from the usual concubines in your court. he wasn’t pretty nor delicate like them... but that what makes him so addicting to you. 

“i think you deserve a break, sweetie~ i heard all about your accomplishment in my court. may i say how impressed i am” you cooed and leaned a bit to face him. you looked him straight in his eyes making him a little shy at your unwavering gaze that was filled with adoration. 

iwaizumi closed his eyes tightly and hugged you, hiding his warm face in your neck. it was inappropriate to just hug the empress like this and normally, he wouldn’t do this but he just felt so much in the moment. 

he made you proud. you’re proud of him. it was all for you. you. 

iwaizumi heard you chuckled, feeling the light vibration through his clothes. he felt you lean away and he let you. you pressed your forehead against his, caressing his warm red cheek. “you worked hard, hajime” 

the man whimpered and pressed a hard and needy kiss on your lips as you hummed in approval. he let you guide him through the kiss as your tongue slithered in his cavern, playing with his tongue. 

god, you tasted so good. your lips felt heavenly against him. if he can, he’ll kiss you forever. 

your hand trailed up to his hair, massaging his scalp and he moaned into the kiss. you felt the hard nudge against your thigh which make you smirk, as much as you can while kissing. 

you then jutted your leg between his, your thigh pressing against his hard-on. iwaizumi gasped, holding onto you. 

he looked into you and he shivered when he saw your dark gaze as your eyes swirled with lust. 

before he can do anything, a voice called out from the door outside. “your highness? the court awaits for you in the throne room” 

you sighed in annoyance but slowly removed your body away from iwaizumi which made the male whine unconsciously at the lost of your heat. you smiled at him and held his face, swiping your thumb lightly against his pink lips. “i’ll see you later, sweets~” and went out of the library, leaving him alone in silence and with his thoughts. 

the male sighed.

hajime knows he can’t make you love him like he loves you but that’s okay. as long as he gets to be by your side, it’s okay. it really was okay... to be able to hold you was a miracle for him and he ended up loving you way too much. 

not many would remember him and his work in your court but he wishes something more than anything else.

when all of these moments pass and he’s all but a grain in the wide earth, he hopes that the world can remember how much he loved you. 

— matsukawa ♡

• mattsun doesn’t know how he got in your court tbh

• he was just lounging around his estate then his mother slammed his door open and told him he’s gonna be a concubine for the empress

• at first he doesn’t know what to feel cus a concubine? for the empress? him? fr? 

• though when he met you, you were kinda intimidating tbh. he was nervous because he knows the status of men in court and in society in general. 

• but when he found out that you were chill about it and actually cared about him well them? 

• he mayhaps softened

• mattsun is usually seen in the garden with makki, just talking shit about some desperate concubines they see around

• when you started visiting him in the palace he resides in with the other 3, he thought he was sick with how fast his heart was beating.

• he never really paid any attention to other women, finding them annoying with how boasty they get about their status whenever he’s in a match-making visit.

• but you talked to him like he was a human being, like you see him for him and not his status in society. 

• when mattsun gets comfortable, he’s very tease-y because he likes hearing you laugh. call him whipped but he doesn’t care. 

• he wants to see your bright eyes looking at him. him. just him. your smile sent towards his way. 

• when you consummated that one night for the first time, he got overwhelmed with the way you were soft and let him lead though still maintaining your aura of authority. 

• whenever he thinks about that night, the butterflies in his stomach starts again. mattsun would thank his mother right now if he can for letting him have the opportunity to meet you and to actually hold you. 

you chuckled when he started pecking your face with multiple kisses as his larger body pressed against yours, pinning you down in the soft and thick futon in his room in the palace. 

“still so clingy, issei~” you teased but the male only hummed with a small and warm smile on his lips while he continues to litter your face and neck with his kisses. you felt his warm hands touch your skin softly, the feeling of his soft hands on your body always made you feel a little softer. 

you reached up and held his face, squishing it so that his lips were all pouty. you laughed at his expression and kissed his lips. 

mattsun could feel it again. the butterflies in his stomach. the harsh beating of his heart. he hoped that you wouldn’t hear it. he wants to maintain this calm and apathetic that goes with the flow kind of vibe. 

if you knew how much he loved you, he doesn’t know what he would do. these feelings were too much for the young man. 

mattsun wants to be with you all the time, he wants to feel you all the time. to have and to hold you. 

when you released your hold on his face to run your fingers through his hair and massaging the back of his neck, he started kissing you deeper. 

he swiped his tongue on your bottom lip, asking for permission. you hummed and opened your mouth which he eagerly accepted. 

his hands then held your thighs, squeezing and fondling the thick meat. matsukawa groaned into the kiss when you wrapped your legs around his waist, making his groin press against your heat. at the small action, he started kissing you more feverishly, his hands touching every skin and starting to remove your kimono. 

so needy. desperate even. to touch you. to feel you again. to sink into the delusion that you two were two lovesick couple in your own small little world. 

you chuckled, albeit muffled by matsukawa’s lips still working against yours, you let your legs drop from his waist making him whine and break the kiss in confusion. 

“i thought we were finished and you’re letting me go back?” you teased, wrapping your arms around his neck loosely. issei rolled his eyes playfully, though he knows he shouldn’t but you just felt so familiar and you make him sp comfortable in your presence that it scared him a little because he does all sorts of things. 

“i am~ but you’re making it a little harder than usual, my empress” he teased back, bumping his nose against yours while his lazy smirk that you loved so much appeared in his lips. 

“am i?~” you bit back, replying with your own smirk. mattsun let his eyes drop and go to your lips. mesmerized by it. it was so red. so beautiful. so soft. so kissable. 

“well you have to let me go, issei. you hogged me for the whole day, needy~” you poked his cheek which he bit playfully making you chuckle. mattsun let go of your finger and placed a small kiss on it. “well, i am your favorite right? i have the right to take your time~” he teased again

“of course” you whispered, stroking his face. mattsun’s eyes softened at that and leaned closer to your hands. 

“i have to go, issei...” his lazy smirk wavered a bit at your words but he straightened it. fortunately for him, you didn’t noticed. 

mattsun nodded and sat up, letting you sit up too. you pressed a soft kiss on his lips and fixed your kimono and hair to look presentable as you leave. 

you stood up and was about to go out but a large hand held yours. you looked down at him and smiled, squeezing his hand before letting go and going out

he watched you exit his room, his heart clenching painfully. issei let out a shaky breath and held his forehead, chuckling pathetically. 

it was painful to see you come and go. it was his fault for feeling like this, not yours... it’s his fault for falling in love with you, the empress, when he’s just a mere concubine in your court.

he cursed and gripped his chest, where his heart was. 

he dreaded this and he knows that there would be a time where he’ll see a man by your side. and all he can do is wish that it was him that you chose.

— hanamaki ♡

• he’s a chill concubine

• makki just hangs around here and there, not minding any of the loud concubines when they’re in your palace. 

• he also doesn’t do anything to capture your attention but weirdly enough that made you intrigued

• his soft pink hair was always your favorite. you always tell him this that he had the prettiest hair you’ve seen. that it was so unique and whenever all of your concubines are in your court, you can spot him easily.

• makki being the middle child with two sisters mean that there was barely attention given to him in his household. 

• so the male wasn’t familiar with compliments and gets a little too shy when he receives it. and especially from you? the empress, the most powerful woman in the country? 

• his father brought him up when his mother took his sisters with her. 

• he remembers the muffled shout, “i don’t need a good for nothing male!” 

• hanamaki doesn’t really care anymore, deciding to isolate himself but his father was ambitious.

• his father pushed him to the empress, telling him to get ahead. that he can raise their status. he was the shining hope for the two of them. 

• makki didn’t know what to do when he first came to your court but you were there to ease his nerves though he’d admit he thought you were a guard from the way you dressed. you loved sneaking around, wearing different uniforms. though makki had his suspicions because there was no way a guard could look so beautiful..

• may the gods help him. he was falling in love with you. and fast. 

this was bad. really bad. but he can’t stop. not now. not now that he has experienced what it was like to be in your arms. to feel your lips against his. 

but the guilt was slowly eating him away. mattsun, his best friend, loved you and takahiro promised to help the former with you but here he was. warming your bed, stroking every skin he could touch. 

“what’s wrong, cherry blossom?” you asked, breath heavy from his actions. makki leaned his head against your thigh, looking at you. you’re so beautiful. 

your eyes half-lidded, chest heaving heavy pants from your previous orgasm as your red lips curled into a breathless smile.

you run your fingers through his hair, looking at him with confusion. makki let out an amused sigh and shook his head, pushing down any guilt that he felt. 

he doesn’t want to remember that. he doesn’t want to be reminded. right now he wants to focus on you. you. nothing else but loving you. 

“nothing, my queen” he hummed and leaned closer to your wet cunt again, tongue swiping against the puffy clit making you shiver at the sensitivity. you sighed, eyes rolling back to your skull as makki gently sucked and licked you. 

you gripped his hair, hips jutting against his mouth. makki hummed against you, his cock twitching excitedly, as his actions got faster when he saw that you were ready for more. oh, how he lives to please you. 

to see you come undone before his eyes was truly heavenly. 

but takahiro knew this was a bad idea. he didn’t want to do this to his best friend... he knew that issei loves you... but here he was, enjoying your every touch, every affection, and every moan your pretty lips releases. 

if he can redo everything and decline his father’s wishes and honor his friend’s feelings, he knows what he'll do... 

he would be here again and again, waiting for you. 

[malereader-inserts]

Let Your Soul Breathe

Fandom: Good Omens Pairing: Aziraphale x Male!Reader x Crowley Summary: Life is suffocating, sometimes you just have to stop and relax yourself. Word Count: 1,355 Warning: Undertones of Blood, Injury, Depression, Self Harm.

The supernatural isn’t really limited just to demons and angels.

You would know all too well about them, from a young age you were an unfortunate son of one of the greatest hunters in Europe. Meaning, that you were to be trained under them. You hated your childhood because you didn’t get much of one. 

The moment you were able to know what was wrong and right, you were taught how to handle a blade and how to handle a gun. You were still in school because your mother fought your father that you should have a basic education. She expected the best from you, after all, you came from a very strict household and as an only child - your parents looked to you as continuing the great name. 

You excelled in school as well as your parents teaching you each supernatural. You could argue that you had a boring childhood other than the exposure of blood and murder at a young age. As you got to high school, most weekends your dad would take you to hunts to learn about the supernatural physically.

By the age of sixteen, as you were ending high school, you had already made a name for yourself in the supernatural side of life. The kid that was merciless, the kid that had no emotion. 

You weren’t shy to kill, you never show any fear if you were caught out in a bad hunt. God wished to hate you but you were one of her dearest creation because after all, God is the only one who really truly see behind close doors.

How you often hate yourself, how you cry to yourself, how you would harm yourself if you did bad that day and your father wasn’t there to give punishment. 

Creatures often hide among the shadows and hear how your father abuses you, shouting and smacking you. Even the evillest creature would flinch at the sound of contact and they fear you because of how you respond.

“Thank you sir for correcting me,” You had a dull tone. 

When your father died alongside your mother, under mysterious condition, the supernatural had celebrated not for themselves but for you. Because tales had spread that you stood in the woods, unable to move, and actually appreciating the beauty of the woods.

For once, they heard you laugh.

They gave you a break, any monster would hate to admit that they cared a little too much about you. 

You continued your education in peace, well, as much peace you could give yourself. 

After all, you were still in that mindset that you were a hunter. So, even after excelling in your high school and sixth form, even earning your degree - you were still a hunter at heart.

As you grew up as a lonely man, you stumbled across a demon and an angel - the first to show empathy, well at least from the angel. And from years since you met, they were there pestering you.

Forming a friendship and a bond, eventually, a loving relationship. 

They taught you many things, and that you don’t have to shoulder the world. It was almost as if God was giving you a present, forgiveness for the pain you had to endure.

“(Y/n), darling?”

Aziraphale walks into your apartment with Crowley right behind him, next thing he saw was one of your boots barrelling towards him. Crowley caught it effortlessly as Azirpahale had dodged impact. 

“Leave me alone.”

They see that you have just returned from a hunt, you were tired and obviously angry. Most hunts, nowadays, were just you sleeping them off with minor injuries. It looks like you managed to cope with a bigger injury you had sustained, but you were in no mood for company.

“Yeah, no,” Crowley responded, throwing the boot to the ground as he grabs Aziraphale’s wrist to follow you to the bedroom. 

“Clingy,” You shouted at them, slamming your bedroom door at their faces.

As they open the door, they managed to catch on to your slight muffled moan, telling them that you had jumped on your head as you lie down. Aziraphale sighs, shaking his head as he struts towards you.

“I’m cleaning you up, you cannot be in bed in these filthy clothes.”

“It’s had worst on here.”

“Like what?” Crowley asked.

“Like cu-”

“I think that’ll be enough,” Aziraphale interrupts as he lugs you up into a sitting position, “Crowley, my dear, fetch some clean clothes.”

“Sure thing, angel.”

You rolled your eyes, for a demon Crowley is surprisingly obedient, though you allowed Aziraphale to strip you down. He cringes at your wounds as he held his hand over your body, allowing his miracle to close them up for easy healing. 

Aziraphale does not mention the cuts upon your arms, nor he mentions wounds looking like they were self-inflicted upon the thighs, he silently heals them knowing that he wouldn’t be able to miracle away the scars that will be left behind.

Aziraphale hands you to Crowley, who is less gentle than the angel as he dresses you up. Though, he doesn’t miss the chance to give you a boop on the nose and a sweet peck upon your lips. 

“Bad hunt?” Crowley asked, getting himself comfy at your side.

“Bad day, bad week, bad month, bad lifetime,” You exclaimed, though there was no anger behind your words anymore, there wasn’t the venom that they were greeted moments before, “I cannot wait for the day I die.”

“Now, don’t be saying that-” Aziraphale scowls at you, but you merely waved him off.

“You often forget that I am just human, I will die eventually. And if not by my own hands than so be it rather a creature of the unnatural.”

“Sweetheart, that’s the depression talking-”

“Then let it talk, let it infest my mind and rot the insides. I rather be dead than live this shit life.”

Crowley gives Aziraphale a pointed look, “Listen, babe, angel doesn’t have the best of words on this situation, he might come off as patronising but he means well.”

You grumbled as you turn your head to not look at your boyfriends, Crowley looks at Aziraphale who motions him to continue to talk.

“But, you shouldn’t be wishing your life away, after all, what is life if not lived at it’s fullest?”

“I never had the opportunity to do so,” You reminded them as Aziraphale placed excited hands upon your knees, making you look at him.

“Then, start now! It’s never to late too allow your soul to breathe. Tomorrow is a new day and I’m sure that the vampires, werewolves, and whatnot can find a new hunter to fight.”

“I can piss them off, entertain them, you know? You should really invite me to your hunts, babe, we’ll have a real good laugh.”

“Crowley, not now!” Aziraphale snaps as you chuckled, “Why don’t you sleep, we’ll be awake to watch over you.”

You were going to argue but there was a look in Aziraphale’s eyes that you did not want to tick off. You sighed as you shuffled down in the bed to lie down. Aziraphale lets out a joyful noise, you now understand why your demon boyfriend can be so obedient because your angel boyfriend can be terrifying. 

They sit in silence, waiting to make sure you have drifted off to sleep as Aziraphale and Crowley lie on either side of you. Crowley messing with your hair as Aziraphale had a book on his lap.

“Crowley, dear, do you think he’ll be okay?”

“He’ll be fine, (Y/n) is a strong lad,” Crowley replies, “Plus, he has us two, who better than us to take care of our dearest boyfriend.”

Aziraphale gives the demon a suspicious look as Crowley lazily smiles him off. Aziraphale knows that Crowley is up to something and yet he was somewhat terrified to know what it was.

So, you and Aziraphale pretend that you don’t know why the vampires, werewolves and whatnot are scared of a certain red hair snake demon, though it does fill you with entertainment to Aziraphale’s dismay.

[wolfontheloose]

“Jace the Ace.” Ryden’s luminous gray eyes slid to the detective’s waist curiously as the other repositioned the straps and holster that held the weapon. “Wha’choo packin’?” The wolf asked and the answer would determine whether he would whistle out, impressed, or snort out in ridicule. Because a gun in Greywood was a potent weapon only against about 20% of its population, if you’re lucky. Unless it packed specialized firepower.

“No, so feel special, I got a whole day set aside for ya. We’ll drive around, see the sights, I may pay for a cheeseburger and a milkshake… A proper date. Sorry I didn’t bring flowers, dead shit don’t feel romantic t’me.” Unless it was a certain someone but needless to say in this case Ryden was heavily joking while in the other everything would be taken deadly serious. “So! The Plan is, we drive by Cosmic Pizza and Arcade, that shithole’s full o’petty dealers tryna sell buds cheap and yer sort mostly leaves ‘um untouched ‘scept when they may be packin’ a lil extra, if ya know what I mean. Last big drug bust up in dis godforsaken shithole’s happened cus a kid was tryna sell heart-shaped acid drops that turned out t’be laced with fairy dust. Very illegal, big no-no. But ‘ey, ya want a lead cus the narcotics dept’s breathin’ down yer neck, Arcade’s a good start. Shove a twenty to a pimple-faced mouth-breathin’ teen punk gettin’ high on flashin’ lights and he might have an extra brain cell left in ‘um t’let ya know who his source is.”

“Then I say we scout out Club Capricorn. The amount of drama of the physical sort that can happen there honestly humbles a poor pub owner loike me. The shit that can go on there’s intricate. It’s not simply ‘whoops, a beer bottle hit sumone’s head and their excuse is it slipped’. The fuckin’ motives there have their own motives. If life’s a game of Cluedo, it will always be Mr. All the Colors of the Ravebow with a bag o’glitter and a martini glass in Club Capricorn. Solve dat case with a straight face, monsieur Poaro. Then we got the Cyprus Caves, most popular body dumpin’ grounds. Slippery as shit, skippin’ all dem rocks t’git to a bloated wet corpse ya ought t’identify and later on move. Elysium, draws in hungry vamps like trash draws in flies, jus’ follow the smell o’blood and ya can bet a fanger who ate the last Pringle had at one point visited Elysium b’fore they decided they didn’t wanna tip their blood dolls no more.”

“And I’ll only show ya where the Greywood Historic Library is, dats gunna be yer homework, t’go in alone as soon as ya can, flip sum dusty pages o’er, git yerself educated 'n' shit. If it got more words than pictures I fall asleep n’less it’s Stephen King so I’m not settin’ me foot into that buildin’ ‘nless I wanna nap. Then we got the Motel, most o’the newcomers end up there first so if yer called in to check a poor sod in a really bad state that’s got ‘umself locked up in their room and it’s startin’ to seriously stink cus it’s been days but they refuse t’let the cleanin’ lady in, well best ya tell the manager right away that there'll be sum door breakin’ and t’forward the bill to the Sheriff’s office. Wha'ever ya do, there will always be sum destruction o'property, when they grill ya 'bout it, don't argue back. Or cry. Jus' do yer thing and nod. Then we got the Farmer’s Market, the night edition. Boy oh boy, ain’t dat a motherfuckin' Charlie's chocolate factory wonderland on steroids. The shit I’ve seen bein’ sold there. I had a bet with the guy I was with one time and said shit, son, I wanna find talkin’ goat cheese slice smokin’ a cigarette and wearin’ shades while playin’ a trombone and we found it. We fuckin’ found dat shit. Well not really, but it was pretty damn close. Then we’ll go to the Den. That’s my joint. And, much to my shame, full o’narcs. Cus it's fuckin’ full o'tail waggin', attention seekin' lap dogs. Ya need help, come to me, at the Den. I guess.” Ryden concluded with a shrug.

All the while as he talked, practically bombarding Jace with a flurry of information, Ryden guided the police detective out of the station and to the parking lot in the front of the building where a black ‘62 Chevrolet corvette awaited with a hard top panel affixed for the roof considering the winter season, parked between SET vehicles and other, privately owned cars. “How ya doin’ bruv? Still with me?” Ryden asked as he walked over to the car they’ll be cruising around in, not his own vehicle but borrowed from Marsden for convenience sake. "Anyway, where do ya wanna start? I tried listin' places in alphabetic order but I suggest goin' for the most practical route, road-wise. So we ain't trippin' o'er our own exhaust trails."

This town. Goddammit. Was this their idea of a warm welcome? Jace wasn't usually a morning guy but he had to admit that being fed some crazy stories about the supernatural and sacred origins was pushing it a little too far. At least, he thought, he was getting a proper tour, which was more than he could say about his previous job. The guy in charge was a man called Ryden, someone they seemed to trust around these parts and who should be able to show him the ins and outs of every spot in town that mattered. It wasn't a bad idea..especially if he could land a nice cheeseburger for dinner.

Walking around the corner from the office, the male looked up to see his soon-to-be tour guide -a strange looking guy, mind you- and closed off the distance in a couple of strides. "It's Jace. Hi." He offered with a nod. By the looks of it, they were ready to go and so Stone wasted no time in turning them towards the exit as Ryden introduced himself, a hand of his sliding the gun around his waist and towards his back. "Gotcha, gotcha. And yeah, ready as I'll ever be. I hope this isn't too much of a bother. You do this a lot? Tours n' shit?" Man, were those teeth sharp.