#tis i the werebitch

[firecrackerhh]

“There was no foreshadowing!” Bitch ANYONE who watches either of Viv’s shows at this point have heard of the other. If sinners can have different forms, why not hellhounds?

I saw a clip on her patreon (it was a free preview sorta thing I think) where Viv mentioned that hellborn have other forms.

The fact it was on her patreon at all (which is something you EXCLUSIVELY PAY FOR) is clear evidence to me that she isn’t writing this show for whiny pricks like you, she’s writing it for HERSELF and THE FANS first and foremost.

Like I don’t care that shit isn’t super explained in the show or anything. Anyone truly invested in the show (in love or hate) is probably some form of terminally online anyway who’s already read all the damn lore so what’s it matter?

Do you have any idea how many fans REGULARLY make posts sharing said information? If we find something out in this fandom we don’t fucking stay quiet about it.

I feel like Hazbin and Helluva were truly made for the neurodivergent lil freaks in the world, and I’m here for it.

“It makes no seeeeeeennnnssssseeee!!!” Yeah, TO YOU! Because you’re a fucking retard.

Call Viv a shit writer all you want, she must be doing SOMETHING right if she’s still as popular as she is.

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At this point you gotta like hazbin and Helluva purely out of spite. Satan knows I do.

Let them bitch, Viv won, and there’s nothing those whiny crybabies can do about it.

Any bullshit you get from people about liking either show is barely worthy of an actual reaction anyway beyond an exasperated sigh and an eye roll.

Anytime anything official to Hazbin releases, you can already tell how are antis going to somehow find offense in it

I know! And I fucking hate it! Like, I'm sure there are ppl with good intentions mixed within this mess, but it's just too much hate. I highly advise them to NOT label it as Hazbin Hotel Critical or anything like that. It really makes it hard to tell who's being genuine or not at this point.

I'm tired of getting excited for something Vivzie's, posting about some scene I like, and then having to worry about antis harassing me. It's, honest-to-god, exhausting and depressing.

I just wonder what they gain from this mess.

[carli-meows]

Gimmie Brains - Deranged Myme Crewe

"Hey, girl, you see them bitches over there?”

"Oh, over, yonder? Then lot?"

"Carry'n on over there, by the tree."

"Oh yeah, yeah, i see them"

"I call dibs."

"Bitch, you wasn't even in the converSATION"

"Told you not to be talkin' 'bout snacks in my presence"

Hangin' out at the park, with a collar no leash

pissin on trees, keepin territories

when I saw the hottest hottie hotter than a hot dog

and smarter than a farmer straight outta Harvard

She was a geek ass nerd with big dork glasses

forehead, fivehead, bitch wasn't brain blastless

I thought hard at how to approach, and knowin me

i might freak her out when i start lobotomizing

I tried to saunter over, on all four panting

it was hereditary, no use in ranting

she started checking my collar like she was a vet

before i fell in love, my zombie brain was like "bet"

I jumped on her, and started gnawing on her skull

she hit me with the pepper spray, Seasoning and all

next thing you know, I got her body chillin at my den

slumped and moaning, she's a bore without a brain in

GIMMIE BRAINS

the season for your pumpkin head

GIMMIE GIMMIE BRAINS

the season of giving so give me some head

GIMMIE BRAINS

i take you out and eat you out baby just

GIMMIE BRAINS

baby, just want your BRAINS

Once a red moon, mortal blood goes sour

but on a blood moon, I've got to devour

A vamp bitch could live off on scrapes and licks only

but this new appetite for pulsating brains has torn me

I tried calling up my mortician with his hookup

but all his brains are dead, removed or dried in their head

I tied phoning S��ki, but she's cooped up in her den lately

with some brainless veterinarian zoologist lady

Called up a succubi and dusted off my ouijia board

we had a small meeting about who's got brains galore

my lair wasn't haunted enough, the board did jack

and the succubus was all blah blah nag nag nag nag nag

finally I gave up doing this the morally strategic way

and just ordered up some pizza the very next day

jumped the guy and used my fangs like a can opener

and had a 10 inch pepperoni with brains for supper

GIMMIE BRAINS

the season for your pumpkin head

GIMMIE GIMMIE BRAINS

the season of giving so give me some head

GIMMIE BRAINS

i take you out and eat you out baby just

GIMMIE BRAINS

baby, just want your BRAINS

The momen' ya been waitin' fo', VehkTeeri gettin' brains

I been getting sucked off, and this is my refrain

I been getting my dick n ball sucked in many bitches bed

what? wait what the fuck you mean the other kinda head?

Okay, uh, I guess yeah sure, of course I eat brains

It's the base of my diet, they go good in lo mein

But, d'ya know how hard it is to rap about eating brains

to say there's nothin new is an understatement overdue

though, I'm not as hungry for it like Süki

she's a Werebitch but zombie must be in her fam'ly tree

and I'm way to impat'nt to wait for some too

I ain't gonna through all that shit that kayti goes through

but bitch, I live the thriller and preach the zombie slide

I'm a cemetery girl sliding in obituary thighs

I kick down deaths door to fuck like crashing trains

she doesn't even have any organs and I still get brains

GIMMIE BRAINS

the season for your pumpkin head

GIMMIE GIMMIE BRAINS

the season of giving so give me some head

GIMMIE BRAINS

i take you out and eat you out baby just

GIMMIE BRAINS

baby, just want your BRAINS

"You see that?"

"WHAT? BRAINS?”

"Nah, the fuckin' car over there, really nice wheels, yeah?"

"Aw, man, y'all had me excited for a second damn."

"Hah hah, yeah... psst, K, you see that bitch over there?"

"What, by the petrol station?"

"Yeah, huge noggin' on her, eh?"

"OUTTA MY FUCKIN WAY, BRAIN SPOTTED! EY, LEMME GO"

"NAH, YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN EAT ALL OF THE FUCKIN BRAINS 'FORE WE GET ANY, YOU FAT BITCH!"

"FUCK YOU, EY BITCH, LEMME AT THAT LOBE, HO!"

GIMMIE BRAINS

the season for your pumpkin head

GIMMIE GIMMIE BRAINS

the season of giving so give me some head

GIMMIE BRAINS

i take you out and eat you out baby just

GIMMIE BRAINS

baby, just want your BRAINS

[firecrackerhh]

I know the “makes me feel so comfortable as a woman!” Is meant to be sarcastic. But like…why is this specific portrayal so fucking uncomfortable for you? You need to get the fuck over yourself.

“Ugh this portrayal makes me feel bad about myself!” Like…why? Do you act like that? Why do you feel bad about it, there’s no harm in loving sex yknow. Maybe you should go to therapy for that guilt complex you clearly have honey.

And there’s no harm in making jokes about it either, like cmon man get the stick out of your ass and lighten up a little.

And if you don’t act like that…why are you whining? Why do you feel ashamed over behavior you do not engage in? Are you saying women who actively enjoy sex should be ashamed?

Hell, do you think porn actresses or only fans models should be ashamed of their career? I don’t deny the issues with the porn industry or whatever, but if they choose to do that, and enjoy it, who are you to say shit?

“Viv’s a misogynist!” I dunno, maybe you’re actually the misogynist if you think women who like to fuck should be shamed actually.

Projecting your insecurities onto other people like that is rather pathetic. Consider self reflection.

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…can’t ANY of you be NORMAL? Like what the fuck is WRONG with you? Where did you even…

Vivziepop derangement syndrome really fucks you up I guess, is this person like…ok???

I don’t think Bee pimps hounds out my dude, I bet she’s one of the few people in hell who gives a shit about hellhounds in general, with how low they are on the social hierarchy.

“Human trafficker” you know I think some words should be taken away from you special Ed rejects you don’t even know wtf you’re TALKING ABOUT!

[firecrackerhh]

From what I understand, there is no actual abuse happening towards Moo whatsoever, some person just ACCUSED the zoo of mistreating them because…I dunno, racism? Being a Thai zoo and all. Like of fucking course Moo was gonna look uncomfy sometimes, she’s a baby animal unaccustomed to being around people a bunch, better she get over it now as a baby than as an adult, cuz when she gets older she’ll be a lot more difficult to handle.

I’m not saying every zoo everywhere treats their animals amazing but if the zoo itself has no actual problems then it’s like…there isn’t a problem.

The fact that antis are just taking this shit at face value (the person being a Hazbin fan doesn’t exactly put them in an anti’s good graces) is just more evidence to the fact that antis have no idea what bullshit they’re actually spewing and just ASSUME it’s truth because they want to believe it is.

These people claim to have better media literacy than others but can’t even take the time to see if something is like, actual bullshit before they start talking shit about it.

Hazbin Hotel Antis are so brain-rotted at this point imagine finding out that a very popular moo deng post

Is owned by a Hazbin Hotel fan and your response is this.

@firecrackerhh @nkirukaj

[firecrackerhh]

Lmao suuuuuure, sure, look I’m not like, personally fucking aggrieved that Hazbin didn’t get a fucking Grammy, but I think insulting the entire fanbase because some people don’t know how nominations work is fucking rude.

Like cmon, man what the fuck is your problem?

Like I’m sorry the fandom is so annoying to you personally but, Christ, the assumption that we’re all blithering retards is kinda unnecessary.

If you’re gonna explain shit at least do it in a not condescending way.

But no, videos like that aren’t for us anyway, it’s for people outside the fandom so they can look down on us for how stupid some of us are, like thanks asshole, like we need a reminder.

“The most cultish fanbase” look I’ll admit maybe this fanbase is a bit too harsh sometimes to critics but like…cmon man, like I’m sorry when you start referring to a fandom as a cult I start kinda not taking the criticism seriously.

Nevermind the fact that the people who actually act that way online, I dunno man, even I think there’s a certain level of admiration for Viv that gets…weird sometimes. But I don’t make a big deal about it because it’s not a big deal.

Fine, so some of us are annoying, hell, I’ll even agree, some fans are fucking wack, I guess I just don’t see the value in poking the bear, cuz all you’re gonna get out of it is fans being rightfully pissy at you cuz of your shitty condescending attitude.

If you get a shitty response from fans after said shitty condescending remarks, well, you get what you give.

[firecrackerhh]

“I don’t support Viv nor do I ever intend on watching the show but I’ll use HER characters as my own anyway.”

LEECH!

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“The pilot was soooo much better than the series!”

Bitch no it wasn’t, you liked the CONCEPT of the show, you didn’t care about the pilot so much as you liked your personal headcanons for the show (cuz there wasn’t much to go off of to begin with so you came up with your own shit) and then got pissy when said headcanons got fucking debunked. You only liked the pilot because it was so open ended that you could’ve done literally whatever you wanted with it, before hazbin got picked up, a lot of fans practically came up with their own fucking canon while forgetting that at the end of the fucking day it isn’t their goddamn show.

Every fucking hazbin critical bitch is just a whiny baby pissed off that their ideas for the show never came to fruition and they gotta fucking cope and seethe about it, without realizing that if you really want to, you can just make a goddamn fanfic with your own goddamn canon if you really give a shit that fucking bad.

I don’t care for AU’s but at least the people who make those have some creativity. They don’t just whine all day that the show is fucking garbage, at least they’re doing something fucking productive.

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Oh please don’t get my fucking hopes up like that./sarcasm

I would sacrifice a couple thousand views or whatever if it means you fucking dumbfucks will finally do something else with your lives.

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Only in your fucking wet dreams lmfao.

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I stopped giving a shit after the “what we’re going to get” part.

Dude just write a fucking fanfic if you think your interpretation of events is so fucking correct and stick to that instead of whining about Viv’s writing choices that ultimately are fucking retarded to fucking complain about because it is what it is and you can’t do Jack shit about it.

Also I’m just keeping it real folks, that “what we’re going to get” part…ridiculous but I DO think that Blitz would probably blame himself for Stolas’ marriage falling apart because it isn’t like Stolas told him the details of the fucking divorce.

Honestly I hope that interpretation IS the correct one just so this stupid motherfucker can cope and seethe about it.

I don’t think the show is that in favor of Stolas tho, don’t be fucking absurd. If Viv really wanted Stolas to have an immediate happy ending or whatever they think Viv wants she would’ve written it that way. Just because you’re biased against Stolas doesn’t mean the show favors him at all times.

I think these people just want Stolas to actually die tbh. Ya think this motherfucker’s favorite character is Stella? Lmao. Predictable.

I have no particular expectations for either of Viv’s shows, I’m just glad they exist at all, whatever happens happens.

I dunno man I just don’t see the point in whining about the direction of a cartoon that it’s clear you never fucking liked in the first place anyway.

[firecrackerhh]

This is what I’ve been saying!

They want to be seen as good without putting in any effort.

The way these people talk about Viv is so conspiratorial, like damn maybe they need therapy. Just a thought.

No, Viv is absolutely right, and you are just proving her point. It's not that she can't take criticism, it's that she can't take hate. And even when it comes to criticism, you don't have to follow it. At the end of the day, it's your work, and you decide what's best.

You guys are just upset that she isn't quietly taking the bullying anymore.

You can't just leak people's work and pray for their downfall and then get upset when they call you out for your behavior. That's the same thing bullies do when you report them.

You. Are. A. Bully.

I don't care what she supposedly did, because it's become painfully obvious that you're just using it as an excuse to take your anger out on someone. You don't actually give a shit about the workers.

You are trying to spread as much hate as possible while still maintaining the illusion of being a good person.

But those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

And also, saying the therapy isn't working just rubs me as kinda saneist. Like you secretly want to call her a narcissist, but know you can't because it would ruin your image of moral righteousness.

Anyways, Lore out.

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She doesn’t…encourage…children…watching…her show…Viv has better shit to do than act like someone’s fucking mommy, let’s be real, any snot nosed brat being raised online cuz their shit parents don’t give them any attention and don’t care wouldn’t listen to Goose’s warnings anyway. And the parents who WOULD do that shit don’t need a reminder.

Honest to god maybe children shouldn’t be watching either show to fucking begin with but there’s nothing either Goose or Viv could say to change that anyway so why tf would Viv waste her time saying something that everyone with an IQ above 75 should already fucking know?

Why do these people act like everyone is a retard who needs to be told basic shit? Like I’m sorry if you were clearly born with some kind of mental deficiency but that isn’t anyone else’s problem now is it?

Frankly I say if an idiot kid watches hazbin, Helluva, or TADC and they get fucking traumatized from it, it’s their own fault for not heeding warnings. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I hope that Angel in the newest episode of TADC scarred those lil shits for LIFE.

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I don’t have any words for what I highlighted. Nothing but pure contempt.

So the existence of Stella is misogynistic now? Can women NOT be unrepentant pieces of shit in media all of a sudden? Do you feel this way about other female villains?

“Misogynistic” You stupid cunt, sounds like you don’t know what the fuck misogyny even is! Shut the fuck up!

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Helluva boss been trending for a like what 3 days still in the top nines things trending on Tumblr. I hope this pisses off Antis. Mastermind was the perfect episode so much foreshadowing in the past episodes to lead up to this. It's only appropriate I feel a little smug.

I can’t blame you, watching stupid people cope and seethe is fun Lmao.