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this would’ve been appropriate for november but whatever i made it and im posting it now. feast your eyes upon my elaborate shitpost B)
#supernatural#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural fanart#this is the stupidest thing ive ever made#and i fucking love it#BAHAHAHS#kolu’s stuff#spn#destielgate
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Every other harbinger: My coworkers are fucking insane and I hate them. I'd probably have killed them by now if we weren't on the same side. Why in the fuck am I forced to put up with these selfish, pathetic, obnoxious imbeciles?!!!
Capitano: *Exists*
Every other harbinger: omg Capitano
#genshin impact#fatui harbingers#arlecchino#capitano#childe#tartaglia#wanderer#scaramouche#we have Childe and Scara and Arlecchino who now at least are like 'yeah he's cool and kicks ass and I think he's a respectable person'#2 times could be a coincidence (particularly where Childe is concerned) but 3 is a pattern#and Arlecchino can sniff out lies like nobody else. if SHE likes (or at least respects) Capitano then jfc that man is gonna be incredible#not to mention that Wanderer who might be among the top 3 haters in the game currently is like 'ah shit I don't have anything bad to say'#I see a pattern emerging#and I fucking love it
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My dear lord and saviour Cale, I do not deserve to behold your awesomeness. I, a mere mortal, is blessed to look upon thy holy figure whilst you cough up blood. I shall obtain the concrete that your holy blood hath stained and keep it in my family for the rest of time as a priceless heirloom that shall inevitably outlast my existence, just as you shall.
Absolutely sensational.
#just read abt when cale had black blood coming out of like everything on his face#and i fucking love it#brilliant#10/10#encore#Clopeh Sekka vibes ngl#nothing is better than a bloody Cale#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf#trash of the count's family#Cale Henituse
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Sorry but I'm still losing my mind over Eramis begrudgingly trusting the Young Wolf. She doesn't like us one bit, she can barely even stand to look at us, but she trusts us over softspoken Crow or any other members of the Vanguard because unlike the rest of our kin, we back our promises with blood and violence. It's the only thing that feels honest to her anymore, and she despises it, but at least we have that honesty going for us
#destiny 2#with any luck we will become the cat that the dad never wanted#seriously tho. i feel like a mongrel stray that eido brought in after feeding it table scraps#and i fucking love it#eramis put down the sandal i will sniff you suspiciously and growl at anyone who looks at eido wrong
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people will upload a photo of the cutest cat you've ever seen in your life and the caption will be something like "his name is lighter fluid and he's wanted for tax evasion in seven states"
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spoiler for every single heartstopper scene: “are… are you okay?” “yeh. i mean. no, not really. but it’s okay.” “okay.” and then they hug while soft indie guitar starts playing and the lyrics are like ‘we ate peaches in the dark… you lost your jacket in the park…’
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better be careful, that mic isn’t frank-proofed~🎃
#T-5 seconds till that mic + stand is airborne#and i fucking love it#and am so here for it#fucking feral chaos gremlin#absolutely gorgeous#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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#he ain't fucking playing#and i fucking love it#hook#hook aew#aew hook#the cold hearted handsome devil#cold hearted handsome devil#handsome devil hook#el diablo guapo#ftw champion#ftw champ#ftw#730 hook#730hook#hookaew#aewhook#send hook#sendhook#tyler senerchia#tyler cole senerchia#tylersenerchia#tylercolesenerchia#aew tyler senerchia#aew#aew collision#all elite wrestling
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Just watched Salaar on Netflix and HOLY FUCKING SHIT do I have THOUGHTS about the film. Will be back tomorrow with detailed shitposts I promise.
#Telugu cinema is a gift that just keeps giving in the category of “movies so macho they end up being the epitome of gay romance”#and I fucking LOVE it#salaar
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Random thoughts time! Splinter of the Mind’s Eye edition~
1. I’ve already said how much the novel changed my perception of Luke, but it did the same to my perception of Leia. She tells Luke that she joined the Rebellion because she was bored and she discovered that the Empire didn’t allow art because it could so easily be used to create free thinkers and she wanted those free thinkers to be allowed, encouraged even, to create. She likes arts and she likes people and she likes people’s art.
2. Leia is the best combatant. In one book alone, she: kicks a guy so hard in the face she almost decapitates him, manages to sweep the legs out from beneath someone, claws a man until he passes out, goes toe-to-fucking-toe with Darth Fucking Vader with Luke’s lightsaber and actually manages to hold her own pretty well, throws an axe into a person’s shoulder while she and her target are both running. She’s so cool in this book, and every time you think “oh they’re gonna do the sexist damsel thing again” it turns out that Leia was just biding her time. So. Fucking. Cool.
Also, my favourite Leia scenes because they’re funny:
“”That should give them something to think about,” she announced with satisfaction. “Let them think we dematerialized the bars. It won’t bother Grammel, but it might make the troops uneasy. I want anyone trailing me to be as nervous as possible.””
“Leia moved closer, reached out uncertainly to touch his arm. He eyed her, then coughed. She sat back. Suddenly she began screaming. Luke looked around but there was nothing in sight.
Bending over, the Princess screamed into clasped hands. The muffled wail continued for several minutes. When it ended, she looked back up at him again without apology.
“I’m all right now, I think,” she said with forced steadiness.”
3. Love how eepy Luke is.
“Hin bared sharp canines, grabbed Luke by the neck. Luke stared resolutely at his furry visage. Abruptly, the hand moved away and Hin nodded slowly, giving out an apologetic grunt.”
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“Luke was looking past her. On the other side of the stream they’d been following grew a small forest of water plants, apparently stimulated by the steady flow of fresh nutrients here. The huge leafy pads floating on the black surface were a dull, yellow-brown color. They were round and pointed slightly at two ends where the upturned edges met.
“You can’t,” Leia commented, “be thinking of traveling on one of those.””
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“”I’m going to cut this one loose,” he announced.
The Princess looked skeptical. “With what? Your saber? I didn’t know they operated under water.”
He gazed back at her solemnly. “They’d better.””
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“A voice sang fancifully in the back of his mind. It was exorting him to relax. Well, that was simple enough to do, he reflected pleasantly. Relax he would. He was tired, so tired now.”
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“What had riveted his attention was not the Coway’s continuing methods of medication, nor the vanquished warrior’s convulsive reactions to them, but a large rock. As big as a man’s head, it lay in the water close by the Coway’s head.
His fingertips retained the memory of that stone. It was the one he’d encountered prior to passing out. Or had he passed out? It seemed as if something deep inside him, some resource of which he was unaware, had reacted on the brink of asphyxiation to help him raise the rock, turn and fling it at his tormentor.
Yet he couldn’t recall even placing both hands around it, let alone lifting it clear of the water and throwing.
“How did I do it?” he asked the Princess.
She eyed him uncertainly. “Do? Do what?”
“Beat … him,” he added exhaustedly, gesturing loosely toward the Coway fighter.”
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“Suddenly his hand opened as if he’d been shot. The pink bulb fell to the ground as Luke stood bolt upright, eyes open and staring. The Princess rose, tried to make something of the gaping expression on his face.
“Luke… what’s wrong?” He took a couple of unsteady steps.
“Was it the fruit, boy?” Halla looked equally concerned. “Boy?”
Luke blinked, turned slowly to face them all. “What?”
“We were worried, Master Luke. You…” But Threepio broke off as Luke turned away to stare eastward.
“He’s coming,” he murmured, every letter resounding. “He’s near, very near.”
“Luke boy, you’d better start making some sense of I’ll have Hin hold you down and feed you dipills,” Halla said. “Who’s coming?”
“There was a stirring,” Luke whispered by way of reply. “A profound disturbance in the Force. I’ve felt it before, weakly. I felt it most strongly when Ben Kenobi was killed.”
Leia inhaled in terror, her eyes widening. “No, not him again, not here.”
“Something blacker than night stirs the Force, Leia,” Luke told her. “This Governor Essada must have contacted him, sent him here. He’d be especially interested in locating you and me.””
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“”I guess I’m probably the cause of that.” They all turned to face Luke. “Just as I sensed Vader, he no doubt can sense me. He’s had a lot more experience in the Force than I have, so his senses are probably stronger. Don’t forget, he was a pupil of Obi-Wan Kenobi.” He glanced back toward the shaft-tunnel leading to the surface of Mimban.
“He’s coming for us.”
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“Luke felt a wild sense of elation as he brandished his father’s weapon. “I’m not worried about anything, Vader. Not now. I have no more worries and only one concern.” His voice held an unaccustomed hint of conviction. “I’m going to kill you, Darth Vader.”
That humorless laugh again. “What a high opinion you hold of yourself, Skywalker.”
“I’m… I’m Ben Kenobi,” Luke whispered in an odd way.
For just a moment, Vader seemed shaken.”
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“Luke’s motionless form was enveloped in a rich, red bath of light. In his hands the crystal shone with a brilliance unnatural. Nor was the light still. It shifted, fluttered, ran over him like a live thing. It sought out every extremity, each finger and follicle, like the St. Elmo’s fire of old on the rigging of a sailing ship.
After several long, rapturous moments the radiant envelope shrank, sucked up by the crystal which resumed its normal coloring.
Luke sat up so abruptly that Halla was unable to repress a short screech. He blinked once, looked at her.”
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“”I don’t understand,” Luke murmured. But he hefted the crystal again in both hands, closed his eyes and tried to concentrate and relax at the same time. The glow from the crystal intensified.
“I understand,” came a voice out of Luke’s body that might or might not have been Luke’s.”
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Like Luke spends half the book scaring people and making them uncomfortable. He’s perfect. I love him.
And some more Luke scenes because these could go in wildly different directions and I need someone else to see them:
“”Oh no, Captain-Supervisor!” Luke cried, dropping to his knees and clutching desperately at Grammel’s trouser legs. “Please don’t do that. They’ll have us executed. Please, we’ll work till we drop, but don’t send us back there!” He was sobbing openly now.”
“Wiping tears conjured with difficulty away from his eyes, Luke tried not to appear too hopeful as he regarded Grammel.”
“Reaching with both arms, the Coway warrior clasped Luke around the shoulders and pulled. Luke thought he’d have to use the saber after all, when the native pushed him away gently. Then it slapped him on one cheek.”
“”Well…” Using his right hand, he belted the quiescent Coway hard enough to rattle the native’s teeth. Despite Halla’s assurances, he braced himself for some sort of violent response. Instead, the native displayed a satisfied expression and dropped to his knees before Luke as the crowd howled its approval.”
“Only his neck still bothered him. It ached at the back, where the Coway’s unyielding fingers had pressed.”
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And, finally, here’s a collection of Leia lines that I can perfectly hear in Anakin’s voice:
“Turning serious, the Princess told him, “One learns to accept whatever events life has in store with the best possible spirits.” She stared straight ahead.
“That’s just what I’m doing,” Luke confessed, “accepting them in the bets possible spirits—nervousness and fear.”
“Well, you needn’t look at me as if this is all my fault.”
“Did I imply that? Did I say that?” Luke countered, a touch more tightly than he intended. She glanced sharply at him and he cursed his inability to conceal his feelings. He would have been, he decided, a rotten card-player. Or politician.
“No, but you so much as…” she began hotly.”
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“”Do you have any idea who I am?” the Princess started to tell her. She caught herself just in time. “Not that it matters. What does matter is that you can’t do it, can you?”
Halla started to object but the Princess cut her off challengingly. “Can you?”
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“”Temples, gods, crystals,” the Princess murmured. “Okay, suppose this legendary place does exist,” she hypothesized, jabbing an accusing finger at Halla. “This Kaiburr crystal, just what is it supposed to be… a big gemstone of some kind?””
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“Still skeptical, the Princess sat back and looked in askance at Halla. “A small fragment of radiant glass or plastic, or an ordinary silicate treated to glow. You expect me to accept that as proof?””
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(Honestly, the entire scene of them talking with Halla in chapter 4 is just filled with Leia being Anakin.)
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“The Princess noticed her one victim recovering consciousness and kicked him soundly.”
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“She concentrated her stare on the middle of the sergeant’s back, trying to drive him insane. The sergeant showed no hint of being affected. Probably solid bone under the helmet, she mused.”
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“She whispered back tightly, “You have this wonderfully evocative way about you, Luke, of reducing the most excruciatingly uncomfortable circumstances to the merely mundane.”
Luke looked hurt.”
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“”That’s funny,” noted the Princess, “because you strike me as having a particularly limited capacity for learning.”
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“Thanks to the tactics being employed by the Imperials, Luke discovered that the Princess was too furious to be really frightened.”
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(A lot of the earlier quotes also have this vibe. I love Leia so much.)
All in all, would I recommend Splinter of the Mind’s Eye? Sure. It’s 12 chapters, 298 pages, not too long, and it has the first lightsaber throwing, the first instance of Luke lifting anything in the Force, it’s the first mention of kyber crystals (spelled “kaiburr” but still), it’s one of the only times in the entire series Leia wields Anakin’s lightsaber (and she’s really cool doing it), it has if not the worst then a very poor portrayal of Darth Vader, and Luke and Leia both come back from the dead because of space magic. Really, it’s a rollercoaster of a read and I highly enjoyed it, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#luke skywalker#leia organa#long post#splinter of the mind’s eye#star wars novels#book quotes#this book also has luke being pulled underwater by tentacles#and hugged by at least two separate species#and there are multiple mentions of people having the high ground#so i actually honestly do believe that this novel was an inspiration for the prequels#like there’s no way anakin and leia are a coincidence#luke’s amazing ability to make people and creatures rethink their life decisions was there in movie 1#but leia being her father is something that was added later#and i fucking love it#this is so long omg#very long post
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I don't know if anyone else has said this before, but Asra Alnazar and the MC (or you) are basically this line of Want It All from Lana del Rey:
You: I said, do you think you'll kill for me, one day?
Asra: Yes, of course I will, my darling
#and i fucking love it#edit: i wrote this while i was having a fucking fever lol#asra alnazar#asra the arcana#asra the magician#the arcana#asra x reader#asra x mc#the arcana mystic romance
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100 stickers for 100 races🫶
#lando norris#us gp 2023#sorry i wont be taking criticism#its beautiful and sentimental#and i fucking love it#so so cute#each of the race has its own design#each a unique memory
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malevolent 36 spoilers
shoutout to oscar and the very justified attempted murder he committed
#everyone in this damn podcast is so fucked up#and i fucking love it#malevolent 36#malevolent#malevolent podcast
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meet me in the woods is still undefeated imo
#esp if you listen to love like ghosts then this and then follow it up with the night we met#my sould vibrates#it's also very jon sims/the archivist coded#and i fucking love it#the magnus archives#a plug for it too#but honestly strange trails is such an album#lord huron#the transitions#the lyrics#the overarching narrative#ugh#it's perfection#there ain't language for the things i've seen vs there ain't language for the things I feel#like fuck offfffffffff#meet me in the woods
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not really illustrations (since I'm a dumbass who can't use mods, probably) but something sorta inspired by that miracle of a work
#hello give tramanda a chance#it's legit#and I fucking love it#tramanda#I'd even say traumanda#amanda de santa#trevor philips#michael de santa#gta v#gta 5
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