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meet me in the woods is still undefeated imo
#esp if you listen to love like ghosts then this and then follow it up with the night we met#my sould vibrates#it's also very jon sims/the archivist coded#and i fucking love it#the magnus archives#a plug for it too#but honestly strange trails is such an album#lord huron#the transitions#the lyrics#the overarching narrative#ugh#it's perfection#there ain't language for the things i've seen vs there ain't language for the things I feel#like fuck offfffffffff#meet me in the woods
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CREDIBLE LEAKERS ARE SAYING KRUX AND ACRONIX ARE THE TWO UNNAMED MEMBERS OF THE FORBIDDEN FIVE????
eXCUSE ME ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
#HELLOOOOOO ??????????????#RETURN OF THE FUCKING TIME TWINS ???? IN DRS3 ?????? AREEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU SHITTING ME …#WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN LEAK THIS SHIT AH FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF 😭 😭 😭#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#ninjago leaks#ninjago krux#krux ninjago#ninjago acronix#acronix ninjago#DID THEY LIKE GET SENT INTO THE PAST ???#HOWD THEY WIND UP IN THE WYLDNESS THEN …#raine's shitposting#unreality
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fuckkkk posts that make you google when is aotearoas next election and will i be old enough to vote
#the answer is almost exactly a year away and yes#like fuckk offfffffffff nz conservatives suck fucking ass theyre all rascist & pretending not to be#like they literally make shit up about māori in politics and say the most rascist shit youve ever heard and dumbasses everywhere#somehow AGREE like holyyyy shitttttttttt#anyways aroha tāngata māori we'll make this better eventually
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everyoneeeee Larry's profile from the Profiling The Reservoir Dogs bonus feature thang from the dvd. which i hate and disagree with completely. but I couldn't find it anywhere online so I had to write it down myself sitting in front of my TV.
Mr. White
Mr. White is a cold-blooded psychopath. What you may see as empathy for another human being is nothing but an expression of his own needs.
He probably grew up in a rough neighborhood, possibly in foster care homes.
Soon he would learn quickly that the way to survive is to lie and steal, but to do it with a smile.
The empathy he shows others may be a methodology he learned to control others when he was still a youth.
Mr. White seems to have received an education of some substance; perhaps, he spent some time in parochial schools where he got just the right mix of discipline and religion to make him cocky and self-righteous.
He may have actually finished high school or left to join the military at age seventeen because he has a very strong almost fatherly side to him in which he behaves as a sergeant might with his men.
He is also very skilled with weapons, which means he may have worked in some fighting capacity.
Mr. White has a grandiose view of himself; whatever he does is correct and what everyone else does is wrong. However, he is the type that tries not to make the same mistake twice. Most likely has has not spent much time in jail.
Mr. White hates the police because they are the enemy. For that matter, he has no use for anyone who gets in his way, even innocent people. Again, a military type of thinking: the police are the enemy and the innocent bystander is collateral damage. He makes this perfectly clear when he says "the choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker is no choice at all."
Mr White is a good manipulator and because he has learned the art of congeniality, people generally like him, women want him, and he likes that they like him because then he can stay in control. Mr. White could sustain a relationship with a female for at least a reasonable period of time because he doesn't seem to express any hatred or fear of women. He could have kids but he doesn't like owing people anything like time and consideration. Women are okay for a short time but kids would just be a stone around the neck. If he did have any kids out there, he wouldn't have visited them in the last five years.
Mr. White liked Joe because Joe was an amiable and generous guy and may be like the brother he never had. For a long time, Mr. White benefited from this relationship. But, as Mr. White grew older, he became resentful of the fact that Joe, a rough, crude character with a whole lot less charm than Mr. White, had made it this far in life and was now his boss. He started doing things to attempt to prove his superiority to Joe who was getting mighty irritated with his behavior.
It was his consuming desire to be in control, his desperate need to be respected, and his extreme arrogance which ended up being factors in the group's downfall. His desire to be a leader again made him take on Mr. Orange, a man he knew little about, a protege. Mr. White was hitting those years when even a hardened criminal realizes death is around the corner and it is a lonely road downhill for people with no family or friends. Now, Joe had power, money, and a son, but Mr. White was just an aging crook. So it happened that Mr. White found a new puppy to take home in the form of Mr. Orange. It is interesting that while many psychopaths despise people and cats, they do like dogs because dogs are a narcissist's best friend. Mr. Orange made for a nice puppy; and innocent, eager, adoring, lapdog. And because Mr. White had assigned Mr. Orange this particular role, he let his guard down and revealed too much information to him. Mr. White feels responsible for Mr. Orange getting shot and because of his carelessness in spilling information as well, he has to leave Mr. Orange out in the cold. He feels awful about this. He is not feeling so awful for Mr. Orange or he would have driven him to the hospital and saved his life. No, Mr. White felt very badly for himself. He might end up losing the new pet that was making him happy and he is angry that he is the one who is at fault. He takes it out on everyone else, gets mad at them for not trying to save Mr. Orange's life, yet he, the only one with feelings for Mr. Orange (however self-centered they may be) ignores his anguished pleas to get him to a medical facility. Finally, when Joe shows up and says they need to put the rabid dog down, Mr. White is furious. He knows nothing is going to save Mr. Orange's life at this late in the game, yet he is willing to kill his longtime friend to make a point; that Joe is not better than him, that Joe is not smarter than him, and that Joe has no right to think he can order him around. Joe cannot destroy what is his as if he was just swatting a mosquito that is annoying him. If he allows Joe to have his way, Mr. White will be admitting he is a total has-been who commands respect from no one.
Mr. Orange is but a symbol of Mr. White's ego. Since psychopaths do not really recognize personhood and all people are just pawns in their personal game of power and control, Mr. White's emotional behavior towards Mr. Orange is about love for himself, not the dying man. In the end, when Mr. Orange admits he is a cop, Mr. White's ego is completely destroyed and he realizes what a failure he is. Shooting Mr. Orange in the head is not an act of homicide (Mr. Orange is almost dead anyway) but the suicide of Mr. White, a mercy killing that ends his pain and makes the statement, "no one is going to fuck me over ever again."
#in its defense the whole Idea behind this feature is that they're all psychopaths in their own ways. but consider: fuck offfffffffff#.txt#i wish i knew why that one paragraph is so long. i wish i knew why it's all so wrong. idek man. idek.#this is the long version when you click on ''view full profiles'' there's a shorter version that's like the bullet points of this#which is video with just like. images and a voiceover. and i s2g that's online somewhere but i couldn't find that either.#it's the same material anyway just shorter#there's also ones for Blonde and Pink and Brown but they are all also quite bad. the others aren't This bad but Pink's is close.#i could've screenshotted this whole thang instead I Know but i don't have a dvd drive for my computer so. not going through the trouble.
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engraving is fun... I did a vase with like a cool serpent dragon relief. no I don't have it I gave it to some girl I liked (im extremely retarded) (she didn't like me)
#she cut me offfffffffff#not in the 'oh she owes me something way'its more like. wow i thought we had something even if platonic but ....#oh and the kicker is that MONTHS LATER she sent people after me to message me . like hello obsessed??????#ok.#it was all really fucking stupid#like listen i couldnt be upfront becauze im retarded and cant get over my one small specific childhood traumatic experience#but it was like. pretty fucking obvious i liked her.#AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS FLIRTING BACK AND I EVEN SHOWED MY CLOSE FRIENDS (i bet yall do this too stfu) and they were all like#'ok yeah no something is DEFINITELY up shes reciprocating'#i swear it wasnt autistic incel delusion#but there was. a stupid ass conflict because she sucked ass at communicating and admittedly me too kinda but. come on. i didnt think it was#'cut me off forever' bad ya know.........................#i thought we had something!!!!!!!!!!
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i cannot stand these clowns
#arguing the premier league is the best in the world then they make fools of themselves#when they play against teams from continental europe 🙄#fuck offfffffffff#euro 2024#embarrassing showing#and COMPLAINING that they don't give off enough yellow cards#you play like animals!!!!#in your brutish excuse for a league#and what's funny is that they're not even the biggest & baddest bc they get their arses handed back to them regularly#then they cry about fouls
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realized im being catfished wtf 😭😭😭
#been talking to this girl on tinder the last few days. profile seems legit pics dont look stolen or edited she gave me music recs#we talked about tv shows & such. i was feeling so much good energy that i asked if she'd like to hang out & she dodged the question#then she asked if we could exchange numbers & we were vibing so much i said yeah. she sent me hers & i texted her#when she texted back my phones caller i.d let me know that 'richard james' texted me & is not in my contact list#(not her name btw. she's not trans according to her profile & what we've talked about)#he tried to call me today when i didnt respond to this text#i wanna call him out but i feel like he'll just block me & try someone else#i took screenshots though im gonna report him#are you fucking kidding me dude like fuck all the way offfffffffff#the one time in 2.5 years that im actually feeling excited to talk to/meet a girl & its a fucking man trying to trick random queer girls#fuck my stupid baka life#emma rambles#personal#dating tag
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oh my god i hate my body so much
#its like#hey julian? you know how you're really stressed over having to complete like three different assignments before next friday?#how about a period AND a migraine#fuck offfffffffff >:[[[[[[[
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The fucking receptionist @ my dogs' vet got a whole ass attitude with me for calling in their monthly prescription and made it a whole point to tell me "you know you can just use the online pharmacy and have it shipped to your house right?" (News to me, asshole). No, I didn't know that, but it's also not what I called you for. I don't need their meds shipped to my house, I need to pick it up today so they can take it on the 1st. "Well now you know for next time" ???? What the fuckkkkkkk is your problem! You do like 3 goddamn things all day, god fucking forbid I ask you to do 2 of them.
#and I was very nice about the whole ordeal!!#'oh thank you for telling me that but I need them filled today'#the real kicker?? after she hung up I went to the website (that I had to find bc she didn't know the address)#and the fucking online pharmacy portal didn't even work. bitch I will call you 10 times. I will call you every single day. I'm not playing#you've been @ work for 30 minutes and you're already this pissy???? fuck offfffffffff#sorry I'm usually all worker solidarity and all that#but being spoken to like I'm fucking stupid for doing the same thing I do every month and have never had issues with.......#god. she really pissed me off so bad I think it's gonna poison the rest of my day
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CRAIG IN BOTH THE PANDEMIC EPISODES LMFAOOOJHKTDKK
#“so if I die let it be known It was bc 4 kids I dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money”#THE SHIT ASS FLAUT IN THE BACKGROUND IM PISSING MYSELFFZJF#he is slaying so hard#the “im NOT getting in your plans way” followed by him accidentally fulfilling the profecy and in fact getting in his plans ways and then#*defeated sigh* took me OUT#him being the fucking ginea pig peruvian lord go off king#“Did any of you at some point after coming up w your genius plan think and say ”hey could this backfire??“ No. Of course that never happens.#Because you are jerks who never learn from their mistakes. And thats why everyone at school thinks you are assholes.“#GO OFFFFFFFFFFF#he is SPITTING#I love him#craig tucker#sp craig#sp#south park#nate watches south park
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Maybe I'm just being unreasonable cause my head hurts and I'm tired but. I think that if I already have your purchase wrapped and I'm literally waiting for you to scan your card you should not be able to just back out of the entire thing and walk away
#THIS LADY PISSED ME OFFFFFFFFFFF#literally it's even more complicated than that too. cause she had picked up something and i had that wrapped first#and THEN she decided to switch it out for a different one which i mean whatever I don't actually care#so my helper is now unwrapping and rewrapping all this stuff#and i tell the lady 'ok this one you picked is a different type so this is the price' which literally was only $2 more#and she goes 'oh really? i don't want it then' AND WALKS AWAY?????#LIKE#BRUH#1. IT WAS A TWO DOLLAR DIFFERENCE AND WELL JUSTIFIED ALRIGHT CAUSE THERE WAS EXTRA STUFF ON THAT ONE#AND SHE WAS LITERALLY PAYING WITH CARD LIKE NO WAY IT POSSIBLY MATTERED THAT MUCH#and 2. SHE COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE ONE SHE PICKED OUT ORIGINALLY?????#I'm so. what the fuck man did you want this stuff or not#it's not like the prices weren't out there and clearly marked either!!! literally this was all on her#also she literally stopped me from packing some of my stuff up to try to make this purchase. i dropped everything for her#and then she walked away.#I'm so annoyed by this hsmfbsldjsk#megan.txt
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lowkey anti social today
#my group mates stop talking when i come up like fuck offfffffffff#i feel awkward walking away from them but
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#Why does he have to look so fucking hot in that pic#im gonna fucking kill him if i ever see him again#i just spoke to this girl whos super sweet but shes friends w him#so now my feelings are hurt again#god fuuuuuuuuck that guy#but also she showed me some texts w someone else n they wrre talking about how hes fucked all the hot girls in this city#so like. im taking it as a second hand compliment#but fuuuuuuuuuck that guy#but fr hes so fucking hot its not even funny#i understand. i get it.#imma ve real if he asked to hook up again i. wouldnt say no.#well ok. wed have to see how prideful i am at that moment#i am feeling particularly weak rn#but mans pissed me offfffffffff#hes so hot tho 😭 that pic w the two fingers pressed against his lips 😭😭😭😭 im gonna kms#AURGH#gommywords
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The nefarious skeeter syndrome
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THEY LITERALLY HARMED SONIA AND BOTW ZELDAAAAAAAA
Okay 1 am bitching time yall saw what happened with totk and Hylia right? Like the way they dropped all the shit with Hylia and Zelda and how we could of had a real fun time about the fact that Hylia may straight up be ignoring Zelda or like, who was the woman trying to speak to Zelda in her dream? Then there js the statue on the great plateau being spoken through by the poe collector and that all the spring statues are like oh the mother goddess statue has fallen!!!! Help!!! Like girl where is Hylia from botw, is she dead
Like ignore everything else about timeline and shit, but like...if nintendo was gonna go down the route of the royal family is always good and right and their power is godly and real why did they strip that from hylia and give it to an rauru who Is I swear to you the hylian concept of aliens built the pyramids like we could of addressed all the weird royal family is blood of the goddess bullshit in a different way then saying well they got it from a man actually the power is real but it's from a man
I mean don't get me wrong I love the monster fucking but damn something about that is fucked up
#SONIA HAD SO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIALLLLLLLL#RAURU DOSENT EVN RUN THAT DAMN KINGDOM HES TO BUSY HUNTING THATS NOT A JOKE#THATS A REAL THING IN THE GAME#THE TABLET SIDEQUEST I HATE HIM SO MUCH EVEN if hes a hot goat man who is very cute and funny hut hes so sTUPID HE GOT HIS WIFE KILLED CUZ#hE DIDNT LISTEN TO HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER#AND THEN HE GETS TREATED LIKE A HERO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF HE DIDNT NOTHING HE CANT EVEN DO IMPERALISM RIGHT#HE NEVER SHOULD OF HAD THE SEALING POWER IT SHOULD OF BEEN SONIAAAAAAA#they made her have the most for me only chracter design and made her a monster fucker and they KILLED HEEEEEERRRRRR
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I hate hate HATE the "female body is meant to please men and/or giving birth" I will fucking THROTTLE you if you actually agree with that statement
#shut up axel#pregnancy mention#And with like transmasc people there's the added “you're destroying your gift to make babies”#like 1) transmasc people can still carry babies if they still have the organs (they're still men/nonbinary)#and 2) if you boil AFAB people to baby makers then literally fuck offfffffffff
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