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wakingstarstuff · 8 months ago
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meet me in the woods is still undefeated imo
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nyaskitten · 3 months ago
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CREDIBLE LEAKERS ARE SAYING KRUX AND ACRONIX ARE THE TWO UNNAMED MEMBERS OF THE FORBIDDEN FIVE????
eXCUSE ME ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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verdiesque · 7 days ago
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I wish I'd never told my parents about the graduation ceremony
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mackmp3 · 25 days ago
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fuckkkk posts that make you google when is aotearoas next election and will i be old enough to vote
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everymlmhybrid · 1 month ago
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everyoneeeee Larry's profile from the Profiling The Reservoir Dogs bonus feature thang from the dvd. which i hate and disagree with completely. but I couldn't find it anywhere online so I had to write it down myself sitting in front of my TV.
Mr. White
Mr. White is a cold-blooded psychopath. What you may see as empathy for another human being is nothing but an expression of his own needs.
He probably grew up in a rough neighborhood, possibly in foster care homes.
Soon he would learn quickly that the way to survive is to lie and steal, but to do it with a smile.
The empathy he shows others may be a methodology he learned to control others when he was still a youth.
Mr. White seems to have received an education of some substance; perhaps, he spent some time in parochial schools where he got just the right mix of discipline and religion to make him cocky and self-righteous.
He may have actually finished high school or left to join the military at age seventeen because he has a very strong almost fatherly side to him in which he behaves as a sergeant might with his men.
He is also very skilled with weapons, which means he may have worked in some fighting capacity.
Mr. White has a grandiose view of himself; whatever he does is correct and what everyone else does is wrong. However, he is the type that tries not to make the same mistake twice. Most likely has has not spent much time in jail.
Mr. White hates the police because they are the enemy. For that matter, he has no use for anyone who gets in his way, even innocent people. Again, a military type of thinking: the police are the enemy and the innocent bystander is collateral damage. He makes this perfectly clear when he says "the choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker is no choice at all."
Mr White is a good manipulator and because he has learned the art of congeniality, people generally like him, women want him, and he likes that they like him because then he can stay in control. Mr. White could sustain a relationship with a female for at least a reasonable period of time because he doesn't seem to express any hatred or fear of women. He could have kids but he doesn't like owing people anything like time and consideration. Women are okay for a short time but kids would just be a stone around the neck. If he did have any kids out there, he wouldn't have visited them in the last five years.
Mr. White liked Joe because Joe was an amiable and generous guy and may be like the brother he never had. For a long time, Mr. White benefited from this relationship. But, as Mr. White grew older, he became resentful of the fact that Joe, a rough, crude character with a whole lot less charm than Mr. White, had made it this far in life and was now his boss. He started doing things to attempt to prove his superiority to Joe who was getting mighty irritated with his behavior.
It was his consuming desire to be in control, his desperate need to be respected, and his extreme arrogance which ended up being factors in the group's downfall. His desire to be a leader again made him take on Mr. Orange, a man he knew little about, a protege. Mr. White was hitting those years when even a hardened criminal realizes death is around the corner and it is a lonely road downhill for people with no family or friends. Now, Joe had power, money, and a son, but Mr. White was just an aging crook. So it happened that Mr. White found a new puppy to take home in the form of Mr. Orange. It is interesting that while many psychopaths despise people and cats, they do like dogs because dogs are a narcissist's best friend. Mr. Orange made for a nice puppy; and innocent, eager, adoring, lapdog. And because Mr. White had assigned Mr. Orange this particular role, he let his guard down and revealed too much information to him. Mr. White feels responsible for Mr. Orange getting shot and because of his carelessness in spilling information as well, he has to leave Mr. Orange out in the cold. He feels awful about this. He is not feeling so awful for Mr. Orange or he would have driven him to the hospital and saved his life. No, Mr. White felt very badly for himself. He might end up losing the new pet that was making him happy and he is angry that he is the one who is at fault. He takes it out on everyone else, gets mad at them for not trying to save Mr. Orange's life, yet he, the only one with feelings for Mr. Orange (however self-centered they may be) ignores his anguished pleas to get him to a medical facility. Finally, when Joe shows up and says they need to put the rabid dog down, Mr. White is furious. He knows nothing is going to save Mr. Orange's life at this late in the game, yet he is willing to kill his longtime friend to make a point; that Joe is not better than him, that Joe is not smarter than him, and that Joe has no right to think he can order him around. Joe cannot destroy what is his as if he was just swatting a mosquito that is annoying him. If he allows Joe to have his way, Mr. White will be admitting he is a total has-been who commands respect from no one.
Mr. Orange is but a symbol of Mr. White's ego. Since psychopaths do not really recognize personhood and all people are just pawns in their personal game of power and control, Mr. White's emotional behavior towards Mr. Orange is about love for himself, not the dying man. In the end, when Mr. Orange admits he is a cop, Mr. White's ego is completely destroyed and he realizes what a failure he is. Shooting Mr. Orange in the head is not an act of homicide (Mr. Orange is almost dead anyway) but the suicide of Mr. White, a mercy killing that ends his pain and makes the statement, "no one is going to fuck me over ever again."
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adhderall · 2 months ago
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engraving is fun... I did a vase with like a cool serpent dragon relief. no I don't have it I gave it to some girl I liked (im extremely retarded) (she didn't like me)
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lemonhemlock · 5 months ago
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i cannot stand these clowns
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heyitslapis · 5 months ago
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realized im being catfished wtf 😭😭😭
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strangedisciple · 6 months ago
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oh my god i hate my body so much
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kittlyns · 11 months ago
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The fucking receptionist @ my dogs' vet got a whole ass attitude with me for calling in their monthly prescription and made it a whole point to tell me "you know you can just use the online pharmacy and have it shipped to your house right?" (News to me, asshole). No, I didn't know that, but it's also not what I called you for. I don't need their meds shipped to my house, I need to pick it up today so they can take it on the 1st. "Well now you know for next time" ???? What the fuckkkkkkk is your problem! You do like 3 goddamn things all day, god fucking forbid I ask you to do 2 of them.
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chotachica · 11 months ago
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CRAIG IN BOTH THE PANDEMIC EPISODES LMFAOOOJHKTDKK
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its-captain-sir · 1 year ago
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Maybe I'm just being unreasonable cause my head hurts and I'm tired but. I think that if I already have your purchase wrapped and I'm literally waiting for you to scan your card you should not be able to just back out of the entire thing and walk away
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virgincognito · 24 days ago
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lowkey anti social today
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gommyworm · 3 months ago
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extervus · 1 year ago
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The nefarious skeeter syndrome
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scopophobia-polaris · 1 year ago
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THEY LITERALLY HARMED SONIA AND BOTW ZELDAAAAAAAA
Okay 1 am bitching time yall saw what happened with totk and Hylia right? Like the way they dropped all the shit with Hylia and Zelda and how we could of had a real fun time about the fact that Hylia may straight up be ignoring Zelda or like, who was the woman trying to speak to Zelda in her dream? Then there js the statue on the great plateau being spoken through by the poe collector and that all the spring statues are like oh the mother goddess statue has fallen!!!! Help!!! Like girl where is Hylia from botw, is she dead
Like ignore everything else about timeline and shit, but like...if nintendo was gonna go down the route of the royal family is always good and right and their power is godly and real why did they strip that from hylia and give it to an rauru who Is I swear to you the hylian concept of aliens built the pyramids like we could of addressed all the weird royal family is blood of the goddess bullshit in a different way then saying well they got it from a man actually the power is real but it's from a man
I mean don't get me wrong I love the monster fucking but damn something about that is fucked up
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