#and I don't understand thirsting

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[yore-donatsu]

Training sketches to know to draw the Omnic “Moses” and... I had fun giving it more human expressions (the ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !🤣)

[astralstarlight]

alhaitham likes to tease you with his fingers. not to the point of you crying (unless that's something you ask for), but it still frustrates you to no end. he likes to coax you to your high with pretty praises, most of it murmured into your skin and your pussy, before pulling it all away.

his favourite position to have you in is on your hands and knees. he gets such a good view of you from the back, especially when you try to turn your head to beg him to let you cum, only to find he's already looking at you. regardless, it's easier in this position for him to slide under you and have you sit on his face. the teasing doesn't stop there either. his tongue flicks up against your clit, and if he feels like you're getting too close, he'll push you away. all your little reactions are something that he's memorised over time, so there's really no use trying to hide it. his deft fingers will secure around your thighs and push you upwards, away from any stimulation from him.

again, it's frustrating.

but it doesn't mean you hate it.

because he always knows when enough is enough, and he'll let you cum all over his fingers, back arching in the way he likes. he always gives you a kiss after too, for being so good for him.

maybe, after he's satisfied with having you come undone on just his tongue and fingers alone, he'll let you cream around his cock too.

[merakiui]

Your Yan Idia and his magical onahole is so amazing its so gooddd!!! But what if the magical onahole but with Azul and the tweels???

Zuzu using it as a comfort toy and fucking its precious hole with his rather big but tentacle-like octopus cock. Trying to sit still when mysterious phantom suckers are sucking on their puffy slit. trying not to cum when long slender fingers work your hole open, rubbing up and down so gently

OR OR!! Tweels know that its connected to their darling and fuck the onahole's holes so roughly. They do it when the reader is asleep and jolting them awake once two large mercocks were shoved into their pretty tight holes, in class when they're in a middle of a lesson or in random places.

Azul definitely uses it as a comfort toy, but he also uses it for practice! He does everything to the onahole that he wishes to do to you. He fucks into it in his octo-mer form just to work on being more confident in that form so that when (and if) he does get to fuck you with his tentacles he won't feel so insecure. He also wants to be perfectly skilled when he eats you out or scissors you open; he dreads looking so foolishly inexperienced when he actually gets to sleep with you, so he'll practice quite often. And of course he always, always cums lots inside. <3 he could go many rounds if he's particularly pent-up (he hate-fucks the onahole a lot because he's a jealous tako), so if he chooses to use it on a day or night when you're with friends... good luck. :)

Slimy eels... >:( they know exactly what they're doing when they fit both of their cocks inside just to see how much of them you can take at once. They definitely fight over the onahole sometimes, wrestling each other for first use with mean scowls and snapping jaws. Floyd doesn't want to fuck Jade's cum back inside you. He wants his chance to fill you up first, not settle for sloppy seconds!! And Jade doesn't want to share at this moment because he found a particularly phallic-shaped mushroom and wants to see how well you'll take it (which is an immediate no-go for Floyd; he is not fucking an onahole that's been fucked with a mushroom). Sometimes Jade just wants to drag things out and tease you so slowly, but Floyd is impatient and he wants to be inside you the minute he's freed his cock from the confines of his boxers. And there's only one onahole, so they're forced to either compromise and share or fight over it like starved eels.

The twins work together very well when they aren't actively strangling the other near death for use of the onahole. When they're functioning on the same horny brain cell, they actually plan some very devious schemes. Jade likes to talk with you, whether over tea or in the botanical gardens or even during a walk through campus, while Floyd's off with the onahole, slamming it onto his cock just so Jade can watch the breath get knocked out of your little lungs. He loves to see you squirm and if you let him (you will; peer pressure is so fun and Jade does it best) he'll have you bent over so he can see how your hole gapes and clenches around an invisible force (Floyd's dick). He'll force his way inside and the two of them fuck you sore and dumb.

Jade likes to use the onahole when you're spending time with a friend or if you're on a date. He may not seem it, but he has a nasty jealous streak. He's only willing to share you with Floyd, so the fact that his dearest darling would even think to spend time with others when he and Floyd are the best fits for you... You really like to hurt his poor heart. :( it's only fair he absolutely ruins your chances with anyone else, teasing you all throughout your date before finally, finally bottoming out just when you think anything special might happen on your date. After all, why settle for someone who is better off becoming fish food? Obviously Jade and Floyd are the ones meant for you; the way you squeeze Jade's dick so tightly indicates that you agree, even if not yet verbally.

[fix-me-sixteen]

okay i think we need to start writing lists of hunger games theories/opinions we hold in disdain.

we do . . . here are some of mine:

gale killed prim

effie went through a spectacular character arc and came out to be a good person in the end

katniss supported coin's idea to hold one last symbolic hunger games

peeta is boring (boy is manipulative as shit hello)

finnick shouldn't have died, it should've been gale instead

the reapings were rigged to pick prim in the first book

coin is lucy gray

coin is worse than snow. also snow is worse than coin

snow truly, genuinely loved lucy gray

snow truly, genuinely cared about sejanus

gale is genuinely, truly an evil bad person

katniss should've ended up with gale

people unabashedly hating on the careers/cheering at their deaths/saying they deserved it

katniss's mother deserved more anger from katniss for the way she checked out

when people say they want to see more of the games/hope the next book has a sizable portion dedicated to it

when people make sotr about haymitch ships

when people unironically ship snowbaird or whatever-snow-and-sejuanus-is as a non-toxic, happy, loving couple and make romantic tiktoks about them

when people make any of the books about mainly the romance (they're about how romance/marketing is used to cover the less digestible aspects of the horrors of war hello)

when people say flickerman in tbosas was super funny comedic relief???? his literal point in that movie was to show how making sick, twisted jokes about children dying was used to water down the fact that, you know, children are dying. you're supposed to be sick to your stomach because he could casually banter and dumb down the severity of the hunger games, not laugh with him. if you laughed at even a single one of his jokes . . . like hello

the berries started the rebellion . . .

snow wasn't genuinely convinced by katniss's in-love-with-peeta act

when people thirst over snow because tom blyth is hot get me out of here

snow was a genius for the third quarter quell (that was an objectively stupid move on his part and not at all smart)

katniss never wanted kids and the ending was out of character for her (i'm all for criticizing writers that make (usually female) characters who explicitly don't want to have kids have kids anyway, but uh. katniss is not that character)

snow is smart in general. he is not smart, he's just opportunistic

gale didn't deserve katniss because peeta had bread and he didn't (do not take this the wrong way people; i'm saying this is a stupid anti gale argument, not that i ship katniss and gale)

pretty much anything the movies pushed or changed (*cough* hayffie *cough*)

the hunger games isn't a tragedy

[lotusarchon]

i'm praying a certain someone i know doesn't see this cause i'm genuinely gonna fucking sob so please if you see this NO YOU HAVEN'T

the way I want Erlang to just dick me down so bad. No I do not give a fuck which version of him it is, be it LMK (he's canon to me + art like this I find on Pinterest is so stunning), Black Myth Wukong or fucking Furious Yama (highly recommend)

Like bro excuse me shut the fuck up and dick me down please?? Pull those pants of right now and bend me over the nearest table and rail me within an inch of my life

I have so much trauma with men that the mere thought of being seen by one scares me but Erlang Shen is one of the only men I'll allow to take my virginity because that man is SO FUCKING fine hello???

"omg he burnt the mountain-" and Wukong just as bad and I wanna ride him until he's sore so I do not CARE

It's okay that he's a bit old I can totally ride him from daybreak to dawn. Every single fucking day till one of us is pregnant type shit trust

I just want him to grab me by the neck and kiss me silly then fuck me on the spot because Wukong probably annoyed him or some shit idrc for the details I just want him so bad Erlang Shen pleasepleplsplslls fuck me one chance is all I'm asking I'll suck you dry promise I can even give you a boobjob🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Just one chance bro this man is so fucking fine any interpretation of him makes me wanna rub one out (not really but) ooihhchaiwiebd bro is soo hnghhhcb seueiejaus pleaseeee I just want him to smooch meee auiwkeododidid

Anyways uh. I'm totally normal about Erlang Shen guys :)))

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Are there any companions you can't stand?

I wouldn't say I have any that I can't stand. Something that's so engaging to me about DA is that the companions have good, bad, and a lot in between. Honestly, I don't hate any of them. There are companions that I have more issues with than others, but I like them all; even, and sometimes especially, the ones that tend to be heavily hated on by the fandom.

The only companion that might fall into this category for me is Sebastian, but I totally acknowledge that I've yet to make an effort to use him when I play DA2. I legit just forget about him. How am I supposed to have a good grasp of his character when I don't engage with him outside of his companion quests? Plus I usually romance Anders so Sebastian always leaves my party in the end with threats of bringing an army down on Kirkwall for not killing Anders, soooo... yeah. Not the greatest impression he's left me with.

I would like to have a more well-rounded opinion of Sebastian because the concept of him is interesting; he's this chantry brother who is also a prince, but his family was murdered so he puts up a bounty on the chantry board [which admittedly is SO funny] and his companion quests are about avenging his family and helping him decide if he should take back his lands or remain a chantry brother. But then I talk to him, I listen to him talk to the other companions, and it's like... oh, the chantry has become his entire personality because the dude was brainwashed and now he's saying shit like the maker was actually the one who freed Fenris from slavery, and when Fenris tells him a story about how Denarius killed a child in a ritual for more power, Sebastian just doubles down that the maker has his reasons, like....babe, c'mon now.

I feel like I've read pieces about him written by fans who love him that are more compellingly written than he is, if that makes sense. Really, I would love to be educated by those who love him, especially Sebastian romancers because of all the love interests in all of DA, he's the one I look at and go, "....okay but why?" I have a lot of fun with character discussions and other perspectives so I mean that sincerely.

Also I think it's worth noting that when I play, I tend to get super into the roleplay of my warden/hawke/inquisitor, but while they have party members they can't stand, I have opinions that are separate from them, y'know?

For example, since I've talked about it a lot recently, my mage Hawke and Aveline butt heads constantly. By the end of Act 3, they're rivalry is heated and Ed's surprised Aveline even sided with him in the end because THAT is how much their relationship deteriorated over the course of the game... but then there's my warrior Hawke who adored Aveline. The two of them were best friends and Aris always gave her the benefit of the doubt, like she had Aveline's back through and through.

I've complained about Aveline a lot in my posts so it probably does sound like I can't stand her, but that's not true. Aveline's actually a companion that fascinates me, like she makes me go, "God, you're such an asshole, tell me more right now." and it drives me crazy how she and Carver are foils, like I love it so much, I could go on and on about how foiled they are, it makes me want to bite something.

It's very easy to look at Aveline and think she's just a bitch, she's a cop, she's a bad character, #Aveline-critical, bad companion, etc. I see it all the time, and not just with her, but with every companion in dragon age, y'know? I'm not saying that's wrong or anything; some characters just don't vibe with you or you have legit reasons for hating them and that's fine. I'm just saying some of it's very surface level unless you make the effort to elaborate.

If you don't like a character, you're less likely to make an effort to understand or see anything positive about them. You're more likely to have confirmation bias, so whenever they do or say anything, you go looking for the worst interpretation. I try not to do this just because for me, that's the "boring" approach to games like this but as we've seen, I'm not immune either... y'know, Sebastian.

But Carver gets this a lot, too, and I think I've made myself clear that Carver is my favorite, I love him, the Hawke twins are S-tier companions and I would throw everyone in Kirkwall into the ocean if it meant Bethany and Carver's happiness.

Now that I'm thinking about it, the characters a lot of fans can't stand are some of my favorites?

Like a lot of people shit on Sera, and I'm like "Nah, that's my girl! Listen, she's got a LOT of internalized issues, but we're working through them okay! She's getting better!"

And Vivienne? Oh, don't get me started on Vivienne, I have a whole deal about her. She's also an asshole and I love her.

My canon inquisitor is Surana who escaped the circle and joined the dalish, becoming Lavellan. Vivienne is a reflection of what Ash could've been if she hadn't run away with Jowan. She played the game of the circle, she stepped wherever she needed to step because Ash knew she was at a disadvantage by being an elf, for one, and for two, not coming from a family with wealth that would give her special privileges. Her downfall was buying into her own hype and believing she couldn't be wrong about Jowan, believing that she could either prevent them from making him tranquil or help him and Lily run away, and believing she was above punishment because she worked her way into being Irving's favorite. Yet it all bit her in the ass and she had to run… so then years later after living outside of the circle and realizing just what the chantry is, how it conditions and abuses mages and shit, she meets Vivienne who also played the game well and came out on top, who now spouts the same shit Ash used to spout and it's makes their dynamic sooo chewable.

Then there's Cullen who's not a companion but I lump him and Josephine in with the companions anyway. They're advisors, they're in the inner circle, they count.

He's such a spineless ass in DA2 like believe me, I get all the criticisms he gets... but he's also fairly polite to Hawke even if they're openly anti-templar, he's softer spoken, and he's unwell after what happened to him in DAO and Meredith's clearly taking advantage of his state... but then he becomes an advisor in DAI who is so done with people's bullshit and blatantly honest about it, like he looks at Chancellor Roderick like "this fucking guy again" and he's so ready to just go for it, y'know? Well... unless you're a pretty lady who bats her eyes at him, then suddenly he doesn't know how words work. Like sometimes I feel crazy because I find him to be so funny in DAI, and overall a compelling character that I enjoy interacting with even when he's being a total asshole. Yeah, there's issues in his writing but I appreciate the vision the writers were going for, even if they stumbled... except for Sheryl Chee, I don't appreciate her contribution of those few posts on the DA forums that everyone uses as a smoking gun to "prove" awful things about him. Nothing gets under my skin more in character discussions than bad faith arguments and there's so much of that when it comes to Cullen.

Actually, while we're on that, can I just add a note that when I first got into this fandom, I saw someone's post about Chee doing an interview where she said all those bad things about Cullen wanting to assault the mage warden and I was like, "What? An interview? What interview?? Where??" and I couldn't find shit until much later when I read another anti-Cullen post that cited a DA forum as the source for her saying those things... so not an interview. I went digging for the forum, went into the way back machine to find it.... only to discover that this smoking gun comes from a fanfiction forum where Mary Kirby was also talking about Sten and catgirls and y'all expect me to take that seriously?

We can have discussions about whether or not Cullen's a bad person or a bad character, but the moment you bring Sheryl Chee into it, I know you're here in bad faith and your argument is void.

Sorry for the tangent and the long answer but this is the stuff I enjoy. I could talk about the characters of DA for ages unprompted that when someone does throw me a bone, I will discuss and gush about them all.

[jewishsuperfam]

the thing about 100gfs is that you come for the absurd premise and hilarious self-aware genre parody+4th wall breaking, and you stay for the genuinely interesting+funny characters and the increasingly complex intra-polycule yuri dynamics

[astrum-aetherium]

henry reacting to your whimpers while you fuck, he'd be so cocky fr

-8

wow, what a thought. and what an excruciatingly accurate one, too. i can picture it perfectly.

because i believe him to secretly thrive on validation, your quite profound verbal responses to his efforts would thrill him greatly. it would go straight to his head, despite the stoicism and whatnot. after all, we all want our certain portions of affirmation at times. your various sounds, laced with pleasure and yearning, would breathe life into him. but also hubris. on specific occasions, he would even mock you for them.

at first, it'd be a mere grin. his face, tense and furrowed due to the exertion, would be brightened by melting into a smug, knowing semi-smirk. you wouldn't even register it at first. with time, as he'd go harder, you'd mewl even louder and more desperately — given that he's had a little bit to drink, i guess that he'd be dangerously likely to deride you verbally, as well.

in less memorable cases, it'd be mere ridiculing hisses like mmhm? that good? or yeah?. on other, notably monumental occasions, however...

"how very responsive," he'd utter, voice breathy and low. at first, you'd mistake his claim for praise, only for him to continue, "quite pathetic, though, if you ask me." all that would come filtering through his tight lips, still strung up in a smirk that would be too uncharacteristically vain. in spite of obviously intended to be derisive, it'd intrigue and excite you fully. who knows — maybe you'll theratrically increase your volume, just to see where that might lead.

in addition, imagine how that would pan out if he was angry... and i'm talking when he's completely letting it all out on you... perhaps in an environment not entirely private, like the nightfallen kitchen of francis' country house or a not exactly thick-walled hotel room... in such instances, combined with his previously established irritation, soft whimpers would already be enough to land you on his bad side, and thereby in the realm of degradation. good god, just shut it... you filthy-mouthed, disobedient thing...

but, y'know, just a notion. all hypothetical. nothing too serious.

[whimsyvixen]

You have simultaneously blessed and cursed me with the knowledge of Rusty Nail, so I'm here to return the favor by recommending The Miner from My Bloody Valentine. The movie was remade in '09, and while it's debatable if it's any better than the original, The Miner is most definitely more brutal in it. :)

You are very welcome, anon. If I gotta be cursed with loving a madman like him, y'all gotta join me too lol 🫵

I'm not too familiar with the original one but I watched the remake multiple times. It is such a good movie. Having Jensen Ackles play a slasher changed the wiring in my brain. Like holy hell, I'll happily take him if the female lead doesn't want him. I can appreciate him more hehe~ Gifting me a live heart? How romantic~ 🖤

[catscidr]

will never understand authors' obsession with yelling plagiarism for the most tame things..... like aren't we all just in the same bubble, reading and writing fanfiction alike, taking inspiration from one another to write our own fanfics? how do u come out and say that this person copied you because they used one of your headcanons, or a pet name you used in one of your works. how do u do that without feeling like a fool. a bonehead. a person that Isn't Nice. like..... im sure you, unconsciously, also took inspiration from some works you've read. if people aren't copying what you're writing word-for-word, or taking your Very Original Au without crediting it then...... why are you mad? stop being mad. relax. take a breather. genuinely, go outside. find the beauty in the world surrounding you. come to the realization that malding because people are so inspired by you that they create their own work is Baloney. let authors, especially new authors and authors that don't write often, live. if you have a problem with something they wrote. dm them. don't be a dick about it

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Just had a jumpscare in my notifications where I thought I had an Astarion thirst post on THIS blog and I was like, No no no, we are not letting my pixel husband breach containment, nope non nada nein.

[aetheternity]

You can definitely count on Venti to cutely wrap the base of his cock with a bow for the holidays. In fact it'd be the only thing he's wearing when you get home. Less work to unwrap. You should be praising him for such a thoughtful gift.

[jaspxr]

Deputy Marshal Tim Gutterson:

ME:

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Shout out to the dude in one of my classes who I have never spoken to before that just punched my shoulder on the way out of class, stopping me for the sole purpose of asking how often I mew then not believing me when I told him I don't. Compliment received, lmao

[bagelvangr]

modern day Randvi thirst doodles to respectfully look at and neglect your duolingo streak to

thank goodness for streak freezes