#the furious yama erlang shen

[lotusarchon]

i'm praying a certain someone i know doesn't see this cause i'm genuinely gonna fucking sob so please if you see this NO YOU HAVEN'T

the way I want Erlang to just dick me down so bad. No I do not give a fuck which version of him it is, be it LMK (he's canon to me + art like this I find on Pinterest is so stunning), Black Myth Wukong or fucking Furious Yama (highly recommend)

Like bro excuse me shut the fuck up and dick me down please?? Pull those pants of right now and bend me over the nearest table and rail me within an inch of my life

I have so much trauma with men that the mere thought of being seen by one scares me but Erlang Shen is one of the only men I'll allow to take my virginity because that man is SO FUCKING fine hello???

"omg he burnt the mountain-" and Wukong just as bad and I wanna ride him until he's sore so I do not CARE

It's okay that he's a bit old I can totally ride him from daybreak to dawn. Every single fucking day till one of us is pregnant type shit trust

I just want him to grab me by the neck and kiss me silly then fuck me on the spot because Wukong probably annoyed him or some shit idrc for the details I just want him so bad Erlang Shen pleasepleplsplslls fuck me one chance is all I'm asking I'll suck you dry promise I can even give you a boobjob🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Just one chance bro this man is so fucking fine any interpretation of him makes me wanna rub one out (not really but) ooihhchaiwiebd bro is soo hnghhhcb seueiejaus pleaseeee I just want him to smooch meee auiwkeododidid

Anyways uh. I'm totally normal about Erlang Shen guys :)))