Half the office has Covid and the other half has the stomach virus.
HALF THE OFFICE HAS COVID.
AND THE OTHER HALF HAS THE
STOMACH
VIRUS.
I’m not gonna make it. I won’t survive. I can’t live 60 years knowing 6 months out of every year is norovirus season ON TOP OF food poisoning and motion sickness and hangovers and and and
And there is a shirtless man trying to get into the office. It is 7:23 am.
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why does no one care. why can’t i just matter to someone. no matter how hard i try, i’ll always be invisible.
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the feminine urge to change your entire fucking blog theme
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Happy Birthday Cloudie💍
Literally the love of my life,
The standard, the sexiest, the meanest, the sweetest, the coolest, my muse and the whole reason I am where I am in my life.
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just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me, shocked & upset
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No shade, but like I hate how many times you ask folks a question about trans healthcare and they’re like “this is actually very doable! Just live in Seattle/Portland :)” like come the fuck on
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Once again I am making memes that only apply 2 me.
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i wanna hold the hand inside you
i wanna take a breath that’s true
i look to you and i see nothing
i look to you to see the truth.
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