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Deactivating✨️

So long Tumblr you've been kind to me❤️

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this is straight off the clown school website

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Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

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Chase: Can I play some music?

Uber driver: Sure.

Chase: (pulling out a tuba) Do you like Veggie Tales?

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all those gifs on porn blogs of women slowly putting a popsicle or banana in their mouth because guys go ‘wow it’s like benis hehe’ makes me not want to suck on a popsicle in public. how many of these people are secretly jacking off when I lick a popsicle?

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“Is This Healthy” is a comic that I made for an independent study in which I looked deeper into the idea of health, mental, physical, and emotional as it relates to myself.

This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it

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He: I really can’t understand how some people are attracted to blood. Like, how fucked up you need to be? 

Me: *nervously sips beer*

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How to turn me on. Step 1: Drench yourself in blood.

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Ooo

☀️Summer Rules☀️

Gonna be using this as a reference

🌼 500 calorie limit

🌸 Fast at least 3 days per week

🌼 Drink only black coffee, green tea and water

🌸 Drink at least 2L of water per day

🌼 Limit dairy/meat

🌸 Limit carbs and sugar

🌼 Work Out!!!

🌸 Weigh yourself every day

🌼 Log everything you eat

🌸 If you get discouraged, just think of how good you’ll look by the end of summer if you stick with this

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stomach be like: let me demonstrate a werewolf’s hurling cry in the middle of your maths exam

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Bad food:

1. Fries and potato chips

2. Sugary drinks

3. White bread

4. Fruit juices

5. Beer

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im so huge is disgusting

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Having a panic attack over a small bowl of Cheerios

Just ED things

Having a panic attack over a fucking chicken nugget

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lmao i’m looking at ed memes while waiting for my therapist