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A paedophile who admitted sharing thousands of disturbing images of children, including newborn babies, co-authored a “coming out guide” championed by Scottish schools.
Andrew Easton, 39, was snared by cybercrime officers over internet chat logs with someone he believed to be a vulnerable 13-year-old he called “baby boy”. Easton, who was convicted at Aberdeen Sheriff Court last week, co-wrote the guide for charity LGBT Youth Scotland, which receives millions of pounds from the Scottish Government and local authorities.
LGBT Youth Scotland boast they have “trained” thousands of teachers over LGBT inclusivity. Schools, local authorities, the Care Inspectorate and government-run health and social care authorities made the guide available to children from the age of 13.
LGBT Youth Scotland attempted to distance themselves from Easton, who demanded to be called “daddy” and used secure messaging to send messages to his schoolboy victim, and photographs of his private parts.
Dr Mhairi Crawford, chief executive of LGBT Youth Scotland, said: “We were deeply troubled to learn of Mr Easton’s criminal actions. We condemn anyone that exploits or harms young people. He was a member of one of our youth groups until 2009, and during that time he, alongside other members of the group, contributed to a ‘coming out guide’, published in 2010.”
In one chat, Easton was reminded his “victim” was just 13 years old, but he continued exchanging photographs, urging “send more, baby boy!”.
Cybercrime officers discovered 32 video files, many of which were of the most serious category A and featuring children aged between four and eight years old, had been distributed to other paedophiles by Easton.
Despite the sexual images Easton was sharing with others being of the highest category, Sheriff Morag McLaughlin failed to jail him.
Easton, of Kennethmont, Huntly, is subject to a community payback order with supervision for three years and was ordered to carry out 200 hours of unpaid work. He will remain on the sex offenders register for three years.
Scottish Conservative MSP Meghan Gallacher said: “This is a deeply disturbing situation. It is long overdue that we audit just how much public money this organisation receives and seek assurances over what safeguarding assessments are in place.”.
The coming out guide which Easton contributed to states: “Transgender people are people whose gender identity – who they are internally or their ‘innate’ gender – is different to their physical body or the gender they were assigned at birth.”
The ideology has been dismissed by one of the UK’s most respected paediatricians, Dr Hilary Cass, whose recent report led to England and Scotland reversing decisions to prescribe gender-changing drugs to children.
Alba MSP Ash Regan said: “Serious questions must be asked about why Scottish children’s educational guidance is being shaped by unqualified lobby groups that not only overreach their published remit but operate without any apparent oversight.”
The Scottish Government said education authorities are responsible for ensuring visitors undergo disclosure checks and LGBT Youth Scotland’s safeguarding policy is an operational matter for the organisation. It said: “The Coming Out Guide, published in 2010, is not a Scottish Government publication. The Scottish Government cannot comment on individual criminal cases.”
#nunyas news#of course he only gets community service#and 3 years on the registry#it's not like he did something awful like share a meme
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God knows how many years I've had this bad boy for
I'm going to start building
Tomorrow
I'm tired
#i asked my parents for startscream when i was a teen and he was out of stock for like 2-3 years straight#like hed be in stock and then immediately out of stock#so then they bought me thundercracker#and i had this entire box kept in pristine condition#see i was afraid that if i build it when im young ill mess up and hell look ugly#so i wanted to build a few more model kits before#i checked the prices for model kits these days and had heart failure. so glad i saved this for older me#i think ill deadass have to sell a kidney to buy a kit these days#model kits going on my wedding registry#i foolishly said i want the entire trine. ill need a loan for this dawg#skywarp is in the high 40s and starscream is 70S???!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!#NO!!!! THIS CANNOT BE THE AVERAGE PRICES!!!!!#so hypothetically lets say i starve myself for a month--#EDIT HES STILL OUT OF STOCK????!?!!?! ITS BEEN FUCKING YEARS WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM#HOW IS HE ONLY IN STOCK FOR 10 MINUTES AT A TIME???? I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG TIMELINE#not like i was planning to buy i still couldnt afford that shit bruh
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you know I’m going to be honest, I don’t think there’s any trick that bumps up your chances of getting a job. I don't think tweaking your resume, dumping buzzwords into a cover letter, applying on the company website vs recruiter sites, or emailing after applying makes literally any difference. After a couple years and literally hundreds of job applications I've sent in, I'm pretty sure they were all essentially lottery tickets I threw in a hat, and the only people that have a better chance than that are getting hired by friends/family that are already in a company. I honestly don't think applicants could be doing any more than we are. We're just being failed constantly.
#It's not even interviews that are my problem bc I only got 3 of those.#four counting the one i have later this week. which as i previously mentioned was set up by an AI bot. so i wasn't 'picked' exactly#the only explanation I can think of other than 'there's like 200x as many ppl applying for jobs than actual jobs' is that i'm getting#automatically filtered out bc I don't have a driver's license. but I specifically avoid applying to stuff that requires that. idk#im coming up w a fuckin conspiracy theory that my name is on some '(r word) 28 year old that doesnt have a license' registry#bc like. literally why else. im qualified for at least 95% of the shit I apply to. im in a college town which makes me doubt that other ppl#here have more experience than me (despite the fact I've only been employed for a cumulative like. 3 years. still more than most 20yo's)#and like this is a 1. white 2.citizen 3.with a diploma 4.without criminal record and 5. able bodied enough to do physical work#im ranting
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A win for trans rights!!!!!! 🏳️⚧️
The Selbstbestimmungsgesetz (self-identify law) allows trans and intersex people to change their name and gender in the civil registry much more easily than before by submitting a self-disclosure form. This will be possible starting on the 1. November 2024 while the self-disclosure forms can be submitted as early as 1. August 2024 because of the 3 month waiting period in the law. After a name and gender change the person will be barred from changing it again for one year. People of ages 14-17 will need the approval of a legal guardian to change their gender and name while for children under 14 the legal guardians can submit a form for the change.
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The Selbstbestimmungsgesetz has passed in the German Bundestag' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
#trans rights#trans#germany#self id law#destiel news channel#destiel meme#i hope i explained it well#transgender#intersex
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Ritchie Valens - La Bamba 1958
"La Bamba" is a Mexican folk song, originally from the state of Veracruz, also known as "La Bomba". The song is best known from a 1958 adaptation by rock and roll pioneer and forefather of the Chicano rock movement Ritchie Valens, which became a Top 40 hit on the US charts. Valens's version is ranked number 345 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. "La Bamba" has been covered by numerous artists, notably by Los Lobos whose version was the title track of the 1987 film La Bamba, a bio-pic about Valens; their version reached number 1 on many charts in the same year. Their music video won the 1988 MTV Video Music Award for Best Video from a Film.
"La Bamba" is a classic example of the son jarocho musical style, which originated in the Mexican state of Veracruz, and combines Spanish, indigenous, and African musical elements. "La Bamba" likely originated in the last years of the 17th century. The oldest known historical references come from the town of Alvarado, Mexico, where it apparently was performed with an atypically lively rhythm. The oldest recorded version known is that of Alvaro Hernández Ortiz, who recorded the song with the name of "El Jarocho". His recording was released by Victor Records in Mexico in 1938 or 1939, and was reissued on a 1997 compilation by Yazoo Records, The Secret Museum of Mankind Vol. 4.
Ritchie Valens learned the song in his youth. In 1958 he recorded a rock and roll flavored version of "La Bamba", originally released as the B-side of his number-two hit "Donna". His recording of the song was inducted into the Latin Grammy Hall of Fame and the Grammy Hall of Fame. On February 3, 1959, on what has become known as "The Day the Music Died", Valens died in a plane crash in Iowa, an accident that also claimed the lives of fellow musicians Buddy Holly and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson, as well as their pilot. Valens was 17 years old at the time of his death. He was posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, the Native American Music Awards Hall of Fame, the California Hall of Fame, and has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In 2018, his version of "La Bamba" was selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Recording Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
"La Bamba" received a total of 92,2% yes votes!
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what a great time to be a 17 year old pre t trans guy in missouri
#I was 4 months away#4 months and now its 3 years?#Or rather never because I will be screened for autism and then denied on the grounds of I have autism#I also can't afford to do it that way#and if I do it that way then I'll definitely be on some sort of registry#if I'm not already#the fucking AG is making one as we speak#maybe I'll do this the black market way
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(SOMEWHAT) LESSER KNOWN FACTS ABOUT COLUMBINE AND THE AFTERMATH.
Note: this post is purely for educational purposes. Do your best to be normal, thanks.
(facts under the cut)
• John Savage, who was asked to identify himself in the library by Eric, and shortly after spared by Dylan, would go on to become a sex offender. He’s on the registry, but the incident itself happened in North Carolina. (This would actually be the second instance of a survivor of Columbine becoming a SO, with the first being Brooks Brown.)
• Days before the shooting, Daniel Mauser would discuss the gunshow loophole with his father- the same loophole that would lead to his death.
• Cassie Bernall suffered from homicidal ideations, she was sent to therapy and claimed that finding Jesus helped her manage these thoughts.
• The police cleaned out Eric’s house before viewing the Basement Tapes. After they viewed them, they realized they missed an entire section of the house, and had to return to gather the rest of the weapons.
• Chris Morris found out about the shooting through the news that day, as it was happening. Allegedly, he immediately realized Eric and Dylan were behind it- he tried to go to the school and attempt to talk them out of it, but the police wouldn’t let him enter.
• Eric, despite his journal entries, was not the women hating guy a lot of people seem to believe. Dylan, on the other hand, had a track-record of hitting girls. One of these girls was named Michele, his manager (or supervisor) at Blackjack pizza. Upon Michele writing him up, Dylan hit her. Dylan also allegedly hit a girl in gym class, and Eric called him out for it.
• After all was said and done, the police had all the casualties in body bags. Eric and Dylan were placed in a separate room so that their victims wouldn’t be near them. At the end, there was one victim and one shooter left- the police ordered an additional ambulance so that the victim wouldn’t be in an ambulance with their killer.
• As soon as Eric and Dylan’s bodies were brought out of the school, it started snowing- which isn’t very common for that time of year in Colorado.
• The weather on 04/20/1999 was poor, to say the least. Columbine had a digital sign board, where a “thought of the day” was shown. On the day of the massacre, it read some variation of “It’s a great day to not be here” / “Today is the day you wish you weren’t here” - this was referring to the weather, but it doesn’t make it any less unsettling.
• There was an armed security guard, Neil Gardner, at Columbine that day, but when the shooting started, he was in his car eating lunch on the other side of the parking lot. He ended up being the one to exchange gunfire with Eric near the West doors.
• Eric had a Shakespeare quote in his calendar for the Mother’s Day after Columbine. It read “good wombs have borne bad sons.”
• Eric and Dylan had a “distraction” bomb in a field roughly 3 miles away. The original plan was that cops would be called to that location rather than Columbine. It failed to go off, but if it had (as well as the various bombs placed around the school) the death toll would have been much higher.
• The only reason the bombs failed was because of one object. The alarm clocks they used, which usually contain metal, had been switched to a plastic part by the manufacturer. The metal part is what was needed to make the bombs go off.
• This one is quite well known, but there’s a theory that Rachel was doomed regardless. Two years after Columbine, the subway she worked at had two people murdered inside of it- one, an employee, and the other, his girlfriend. They both attended Columbine. The killer was never found, and nobody else was injured. “Subway Murders Columbine” if you’d like to read more about this.
# Thank you for reading! I’m not sure how much of these facts are “lesser known” but I very rarely see people talk about them, if at all, so I thought I’d bring them up. If you have any questions about these, feel free to let me know, I will do my best to answer them. I genuinely have forgotten how to grow a following on here, I’m getting desperate.
#tcc#tcc tumblr#tcc columbine#tccblr#dylan columbine#eric columbine#columbine school shooting#columbine 1999#true crime#true cringe community#teeceecee#columbine massacre#columbine high massacre#eric and dylan#eric 1999#dylan 1999#shadowsresearch
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since @sketchy-scribs-n-doods asked why birth certificates are racist:
preface: read this post about eugenics so that I don't have to write that overview again.
anywho! the very very short version is that there was a guy named Walter Ashby Plecker (hereafter "the Plecker fucker") who was a doctor in Virginia in the late 1800s/early 1900s. like he was born right around when the Civil War ended and his family owned slaves, if you want to get an idea of the time and place we're talking about.
the Plecker fucker, along with a couple of his good buddies John Powell and Ernest Sevier Cox(1) from the Anglo-Saxon Club(2), wrote and lobbied for a law called the Racial Integrity Act (incidentally, one of the blueprints the Nazis used for their own laws), which did a couple of things:
it legally categorized every person into either "white" or "colored," with "white" being only people with a completely unbroken and provable white European heritage – with a teeny tiny exception for people who were less than 1/16th Native American that he was bullied into including(3) – and "colored" being literally everything else, with no specificity as to whether it meant Black or Asian or Native American or whatever;
it prohibited white people from marrying colored people (though notably not banning having sex with them: we're talking about a guy whose family owned slaves here, so you can do the math on that)
it allowed for the sterilization of certain undesirable people, such as the mentally ill; and, most importantly for our purpose:
it required all births and marriages to be registered in a big state-wide database, with the races of all parties listed.
and he also set himself up as the first guy in charge of that registry, so that it would be done exactly the way he wanted it.
prior to this, if you could get away with passing as white, you were (generally) treated as white. this was to prevent any white-passing mixed race people from marrying into white society (because their birth certificate records would show that their parents had nonwhite heritage), and eventually eliminate mixed race people, period.
now, obviously birth certificates weren't in common use before this law, so at least the first wave of people affected by the law could still (in theory) lie about their ethnicity and establish themselves as white on their birth certificates, thus allowing them to continue marrying "real" white people.
not a problem! the Plecker fucker fancied himself a bit of a genealogist (meaning he thought everyone with the same last name was related, somehow), so he'd just go in and edit people's records to say "colored," invalidating their marriages in the process, and ordered all of the people under him to do the same. like, there's a letter he sent out to the county-level people that was like, "anyone with the last name Collins [yes, really] is actually mixed race, DO NOT LET THEM GET MARRIED TO WHITE PEOPLE, EDIT ALL THEIR RECORDS."(4)
outside of the obvious negative effects of the law in general not allowing interracial marriages (until it was overturned by Loving v. Virginia in 19-fucking-67) and sterilizing anyone disabled or "feebleminded," him going in and literally erasing Native heritage from records has prevented Virginian Native Americans from being able to claim federal tribal recognition, because it's all just "white" or "colored," which could mean anything nonwhite.
anyway, that's why birth certificates are racist. they were made up by a racist guy to do more racism. and then that racist guy got hit by a car and died.
I stg this is the short version. the longer version was idk how many pages before I melted into a depressed puddle of goo and almost flunked out of my senior year of college.
(1) Ernest Sevier Cox was a weird fucking dude in that he was really good friends with Marcus motherfucking Garvey, to the point that they attended each other's events, dedicated books to each other, and wrote each other a lot of letters even after Garvey was deported to Jamaica (and Cox personally tried to get Garvey released from jail when he was imprisoned for mail fraud). This was partly because white nationalism and black separatism accomplished the same ultimate goals (i.e. Black people leaving the US) from different angles, but I think they just also genuinely liked each other? For some reason??
(2) Basically the KKK but for genteel, refined, upper-class people instead of violent, disorderly peasants (yes, they legit disliked the KKK because it was a poor person thing). Also, I can't find it again, but at one point when I was researching all this in college, I was looking through old school newspapers and either William & Lee or William & Mary had a junior Anglo-Saxon Club, sort of like a Young Republicans, and one of their contributions to the student newspaper was a piece about how they definitely weren't racist and how dare they be accused of racism, they just didn't want blacks or whites mixing! How is that racist? (Yes, they used the word "racist," and I have no idea what their definition of racism was, if it wasn't what they were doing) Anyway, I think about that a lot.
(3) This is informally called the Pocahontas Exception, because a lot of really, really influential, prominent and rich Virginians actually took a lot of pride in claiming to be descended from Pocahontas and John Rolfe (even if they weren't), and without the exception, they'd all be classified as "colored." Plecker didn't want any exceptions at all (he was, at the very least, not a hypocrite about what he thought "white" meant), but given that some of the people the law would make "colored" would potentially be voting on the law, he had to include the exception or risk it not being passed at all.
(4) The reason I even got into this subject in the first place is that one of my family tree names is on that list and we're pretty sure they moved to Kentucky because of it, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're related to us OR that they were white-passing mixed-race people: they could well have been just plain white people who happened to have the same surname.
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baby daddy! satoru x baby mama! reader
black coded reader <3
warnings; none really, just fluff tbh
wc; 1.1k
an: maybe i’ll write a part where the actual baby making takes place if this doesn’t flop 🤷🏾♀️
* baby daddy! satoru who looks at you with wide eyes as you show up to his apartment with a positive pregnancy test. before this situation you both were friends with benefits for a year and some change; having met him during your shift at the bar you currently work at.
* baby daddy! satoru who nearly falls over once you decide that you want to keep it (after all, it’s him we’re talking about)
* baby daddy! satoru who respects your decision after the initial shock and let’s it be known that’s he not going to be a deadbeat… (unlike someone)
“please don’t tell me we have to get married.”
you roll your eyes as you continue to clean the used shot glasses left behind by patrons.
“i’d rather self amputate my arms and legs, satoru.”
* baby daddy! satoru who tries to make it to as much doctors appointments as he can— sometimes even taking off of work for them.
“so, you’re currently at the end of your first trimester. everything is looking good, baby is looking healthy. any questions?” the doctor smiles sweetly at the both of you as she looks through yours and the baby’s charts.
satoru sits up from his chair, eyes perking up in the process “how long until you can tell if it’s going to be the most powerful being in the world?”
“satoru!”
“what… just curious..”
* baby daddy! satoru who secretly buys everything on your registry.
* baby daddy! satoru who watches you marvel at everything he bought, acting surprised with you.
* baby daddy! satoru who poses the idea of the both of you having a place together after a serious talk with shoko.
“don’t you think it would be safer for both her and the baby? y’know cuz you’re practically cursed.” a freshly lit newport hangs off her lips as she eyes her old friend.
“what?! i’m not cursed..”
“think about it— the world shifted off kilter when you were born. people were quite literally planning your murder before you could walk. you don’t think they’ll be rubbing their hands at the chance to get at your offspring?”
satoru breaks his friend’s stare and chooses silence, opting to take another bite out of his onigiri.
* baby mama! reader who accepts the offer because you’re literally just a twenty-something girl trying to navigate this unfair world, living paycheck to paycheck (😪)
— fear not tho because baby daddy! satoru got his baby mama covered!
* baby mama! reader who gets to know satoru more since moving in and he’s honestly such an interesting character.
* baby mama! reader who thinks it’s truly nice seeing him for who he was rather than him being a complete whiny mess after an orgasm for a change.
“do you just starve yourself all day? there’s literally nothing here to eat, toru!” you have your hand placed on six month old pregnant stomach and the other is holding open his stupidly expensive smart fridge that currently has one singular bento box that is half eaten.
“i don’t know how to cook!”
“good lord, what am i going to do with you?”
* baby mama! reader who takes off from the bar after satoru essentially pleads on his knees for you to stay home.
- he eventually convinces you to quit altogether.
* baby mama! reader who learns the truth about satoru’s job after waiting for him at the and seeing a fucking panda just holding a conversation with some weird kid with markings around his mouth, simply replying with “salmon.”
* baby daddy! satoru who thought it would be fine to just have you sit tight for a couple of minutes while he checks up on his students since he’s been off from work but clearly he was wrong when he comes back to see you bug-eyed and pacing back and forth.
you’re already trampling over your own words when satoru walks over to you with a concerned look on his face. “w-why did i just see a fucking talking panda satoru!”
he’s sliding a hand over his face and is pulling you into the nearest room and sliding the door shut behind him. it’s there that he explains the world of jujutsu sorcery and what he does and why you saw a talking panda roaming about.
he decides to kill two birds with one stone that day and introduces you to his students and the both of you are bombarded with a magnitude of questions.
there’s a brunette who hasn’t taken her hands off your stomach since introduction and there’s a pink haired young man who’s enamored with you overall.
“kinda surprising someone would willingly have a child with you.”
the brunette takes her hands off your stomach to pound her fist into the dark-haired kid whose names you learned was megumi.
(you caught a glimpse of a younger version of him tucked into satoru’s wallet after spending the whole day in the grocery store)
“just because we’re all thinking it doesn’t mean you have to say it out loud, fushiguro.”
* baby mama! reader who grows fond of the trio after initial introduction and ends up seeing them more often after that.
* baby daddy! satoru who doesn’t mind one bit and opens up his house so you could spend more time with them.
* baby daddy! satoru who’s in the middle of an intense fight but stops once he hears the specific ringtone he picked out for you.
“give me a minute would you? someone rather important is calling.”
his opponent is stunned and confused at the sheer audacity yet they don’t dare move an inch.
satoru presses his phone to his ear, a soft smile appearing on his lips as he answers you. “what’s going on, pretty girl?”
“baby. coming. now.”
“be right there.”
satoru’s smile drops as he reverts his attention back to his opponent, his arms preparing to conjure a finishing blow.
“sorry to cut our playtime short but someone truly worthy of my time just called.”
* baby daddy! satoru who makes it just in time to see his beautiful son being born.
* baby mama! reader who’s exhausted from giving life to a literal being. you’ve got your arms wrapped around the newborn that finally stopped crying all while sharing glances between you and satoru.
* baby daddy! satoru who has this weird feeling in his stomach after receiving his son in his arms. the expression on his face resembles one of pure bliss as he takes a seat in the chair not too far from your hospital bed.
after much-needed reassurance and satoru helping you to sleep, he’s slowly pacing around the room with your son, whispering sweet nothings and quiet promises.
“not that i doubted it for a second but you’re certainly mine alright.”
he smiles at the piercing blue eyes staring right back at his own.
* baby mama! reader who isn’t actually sleeping and watches the both of them with tired eyes and in that moment knows she made the right decision and is content with the possibility of a domestic life with the strongest sorcerer of the modern age.
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Capt’ Mactavish’s wife *running* out the house for her girls night with ‘09 reader because Johnny can’t keep his hands to himself when she’s dressed up.
She’s taken to a squirt bottle. He was kissing on her neck from behind the couch. Mauling her when she whipped it out the first time. He fell back with an ‘ACK!’ and a loud thud and she’s just like ‘that’s what you get for acting like a horny teen!’
“You were tryin’ for a bairne yea? I’ve been reading up on positions! Lemme show you!” And she’s just like- I’m not going to survive this, am I? “I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!”
I imagine Captain Mactavish went for a woman who is *younger* than himself. She’s a few years older than Soap, but she grew used to her grizzled ol’ guy and his routine! She’s old at heart now! He couldn’t immediately get it up every 3 minutes. But! He would take longer to cum, so the sessions were more intimate.
Soap? God, she’s not used to this! She needs water! They’re going into 5, 6 rounds and she’s blacking out! But, she doesn’t want to because she’s ‘scared’ he’ll keep going!!! She enjoys his enthusiasm, it’s sweet to see this part of her Johnny that she didn’t get to experience much! but, GOD DAMN *sprays squirt bottle*
…”this a subliminal message lass? This your mind trick to tell me you can squirt? Shit lass! Let’s get on that! Lemme figure it out myself!” Just talking you through the entire thing….
He’s totally asking what the baby names you were looking at were, while balls deep. what your registry looked like as he prods your cervix. Do ya’ have a Pinterest board for what ya’ want the nursery to look like? Add him, please? As he shoots his load deep. “You want a girl, or boy lass? What’re we havin’? Tell me what to give ya.” He cooed as he holds your legs up, elevated so it TAKES.
“I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!” <- foul. foul foul foul i need him.
Captain MacTavish would totally be the sly type. Oh, the words he whispers into the ears of the ladies should be illegal. I believe he had his fun in his youth and was definitely a little older, but then he saw his wife and said, "Gunnae marry that, I am."
Wife doesn't see the similarities in their pursuit of her because one was suave about it. the other just doesn't care about what he looks like in the eyes of others, and she highkey loves that— just won't admit it.
I love love love that Capt. Soap is passionate when they have sex, but reg Soap is like im gonna get you pregnant, money back guarantee.
"Whadye mean tha' ye need a break? We've jus' begun, bonnie..." he says that 5 rounds in. Pussy is swollen, hole is abused, and she's been stuffed with so much cum it's no longer staying inside even at the angle he has her in to keep it in. She makes a mental note to (ask jeeves) if shooting blanks after finishing multiple times back-to-back is a thing.
She finds squirting embarrassing, as does when her cunt gets air inside but Soap??? Living his best life with it.
"Dinnae be embarrassed, hen, i love it when yer pussy talks back to me." <- this is so embarrassing my face is on fire
He definitely tries to get her to squirt, but he loses all patience because 'Ye just feel so good around my fingers, I cannae wait any longer.'
Soap tells her that his family has twins as he pumps her full of cum, and that he already has a list with names if she wants to go over it sometime later today.
He tells her that he's quit drinking, he's always hydrating, and that he takes his daily vitamins just to give his seed a better chance.
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Facebook inflicted this on me at 1am and after hours of digging through facebook pages and breed registries and google translating I *Think* This is Tf Debonair Major. That Lordosis tho my gosh
so this is a 3 year old. 5 races and only placed in 1, 3rd. I hope to the high heavens this sorry excuse for a QH is gelded
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light a candle | l.juyeon
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☆pairing: single fatherljuyeon x teacher fem!reader
☆tags: fluff!, slow but not so slow burn, really slight smut, mentions of alcohol, swearing, mentions of death, mentions of other members, eric is kinda toxic here :)
☆summary: after your last relationship you swore to yourself that you wouldn't fall in love again but you change your thoughts when you see a little girl and her...very hot dad
disclaimer! all the people on this fic are pure imagination and are fake, they don't relate to the real people at all.
STATUS: on going! (19.10. 24)
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Chapter two
It had now been several months since your last relationship.
You couldn't say that it was still an open wound but neither that it didn't tempt you from time to time.
"Wait a second, what do you mean by that?" you asked trying to process the words of the boy in front of you.
He sighed, passing his hand over his face before returning his gaze to you.
"I mean that...it’s so boring being with you y/n..." he then added.
Not hearing a response from you he continued his speech.
"You're always talking about those children, what they do, what they tell you...do you ever think about me?"
"Eric of course I think about you, why the fuck would you say-"
"Well it doesn't seem like it, you're starting to treat me like a child too!" he added, raising his voice slightly.
"Of course I'm treating you like a child when you think exactly like one!"
"y/n..."
"it's over."
“Stupid child.”
That was all you could think remembering how Eric had thrown away your 3 years old relationship because he was jealous of your students.
It was an inevitably comical situation but inside you the fear of starting something new with someone remained constant.
Kevin and Vivienne had tried several times to introduce you to new people and even made you join (without your knowledge) a dating app but the results were always terrible.
Of course what your best friend did not expect was to see you completely crushing on the father of one of your students.
It had not escaped her at all how for the past week you had been much more radiant and perfectly dressed up in the mornings and staying late every day waiting for the last parent (who happened to always be Juyeon) to arrive.
And of course you had not missed her glances whenever you greeted Juyeon on the way out.
"What's wrong?" you asked her one afternoon while the children were playing in the garden.
"Nothing" she gave a sly smile as she shrugged slightly.
"Why are you looking at me like that then?"
"Because you just can't hide anything, you're embarrassing."
"What?" you looked at her shocked "What do you mean by that?" you said snorting a laugh.
"When were you planning to tell me about your crush on Lee Juyeon also known as Isabelle's father?" she said resting her hands on her hips like a mother scolding her daughter.
You turned to look at her, feigning an embarrassed laugh.
"What crush?! He’s a married man Viv! I have no crush on anyone."
Vivienne came dangerously close to your face, startling you.
“I probably shouldn't tell you this but..just so you know, he's a single father."
Oh.
"Unless he's married to that Paul guy, their numbers are the only ones saved in the parent registry."
“Oh.” your brain couldn’t process anything else.
“Still, why would he look at his daughter teacher?” you said.
“Because you’re hot?”
“Viv.”
She raised her eyes, sighing.
"Anyways, I'm totally rooting for you, don't let me down" she finished with a wink.
And before you could say something, here she was already rushing off to entertain the children with some group dances, leaving you alone to sigh.
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That same afternoon, while helping Isabelle color another one of her thousand drawings here it was the angelic figure of Juyeon appearing from the doorframe.
Always like the first time.
The little girl, as always, ran into her father's arms as you followed her while still keeping a distance between you and them.
"How did it go today?" he asked the little girl.
"Good! We learned the colors in English! Red, yellow,blue, black-" the little girl said in response as she began to list all the colors she had learned that morning.
"That's so good! Listen to how well you pronounce them, I'm so proud of you." he said and just then he turned to look at you, causing you to miss a few beats.
"Did she behave well?"
You nodded, smiling.
"Of course she did, she is so sweet and very smart, I was amazed to hear how she still remembered all the colors, usually they tend to forget them after a few hours" You replied, looking at the little girl and giving her a light caress in her hair that made her laugh a little.
The man next to you smiled, nodding slightly.
"I'm glad to hear that, i guess she’s not like her daddy, thankfully"he said, leaving her a light kiss on her cheek.
"Well, I think it’s time to go and free Miss Y/n, Grandma is waiting for us at home" he then added, leaving the little girl on the floor.
After the usual goodbyes you watched them walking toward the exit before a flash hit your memory.
"Ah, Mr. Lee!" You said, drawing the attention of the man who turned to look at you.
"I don't know if you've been notified yet but this Friday is Children-Parents Day, we're doing some activities and then doing a little meeting to inform parents of the plans for the school year...I know it might be a problem for your work so don't worry if you can't make it I tak-"
"I'll definitely be there." he interrupted you with a smile.
"Oh, very well then, see you tomorrow!"
They left you with one last goodbye before disappearing behind the school doors.
"We were saying?" a voice said behind you, that you recognized as Vivienne's, scaring you.
"Shut up."
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Friday arrived sooner than expected and especially sooner than it should have because now, an hour before the start of activities, you were already running from one side of the school to the other to keep everything under control.
Colours, games, sheets of paper, music.
Everything seemed to be according to plan.
Except for your hair which, despite this morning's efforts, had already become a unique mess.
You took advantage of a moment of rest to quickly gather it into a braid and then head for the entrance where the children had started to arrive.
The atmosphere at school that day was livelier than usual, with the laughter of parents and children filling the rooms.
It was, if nothing else, one of your favourite days of the school year.
Caught up chatting with parents about this and that, a pair of hands that wrapped themselves around your leg took you by surprise.
"Miss. Y/n!" Isabelle's little voice exclaimed, calling for your attention.
Your face opened into a happy, surprised expression and apologetically you turned around, taking the little girl in your arms and giving her your undivided attention.
She was, as usual, fully perfectly dressed with a long braid similar to yours and a large bow at the end of it.
"Isa! How beautiful you look today! Did you come with Paul?" you asked as the little girl shook her head.
"I promised I'd be there, didn't I?" a voice behind you answered for her.
You turned to see the usual Lee Juyeon with his usual sculpted face and a suit, totally out of place in a kindergarten.
With a smile that could make anyone collapse, he approached your figure as you had to beg all the strength in the universe to keep your legs solid and stable on the ground.
"It's good to see you Mr. Lee, I guess Isa is glad to have her daddy at school today" you said looking at the little one who was now nodding brightly.
"Daddy look! Miss. Y/n has a braid like me!" said the little one noticing your close-cropped hair.
"Oh" replied the man looking tenderly at how the little girl had started playing with your hair "It looks very good on her, I can't deny it." he continued and your cheeks suddenly turned a bright shade of red.
You tried to huff out a nervous laugh, bringing your attention back to Isa so as not to cross her gaze.
"Isa looks beautiful in this braid, this bow is gorgeous!" you tried to shift your attention back to the little girl but she was blatantly playing devil's advocate.
"Daddy made it for me! Give Miss Y/n a bow too daddy!”
"Oh no, no need Isa really-" but before you could finish the sentence Juyeon had already pulled a bow out of his pocket and was handing it to you.
"I'll take a couple with me, just in case she needs them-" he said almost embarrassed after pulling a pink bow out of his dark suit.
You could do nothing but say thank you and take the bow which, promptly, Isa threaded through your hair.
"Now we are the same!" the delighted child exclaimed and in front of that smile you completely melted.
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After a short time, everyone was invited to go into their classrooms and next to Vivienne you started to illustrate the first activity.
It was a simple art project where parents and children collaborated in drawing but the results were always wonderful and the families always came out happy.
Passing between the tables you would try to lend a hand in case help was needed or just to get the children to tell you about their work.
At one point Vivienne touched your shoulder lightly, drawing your attention.
"I think you need to give your favourite one a hand” she said only pointing with her head in the direction of Juyeon and Isabelle where the man, now covered in glitter, was trying to glue them onto the drawing, failing miserably.
A light laugh came out of your mouth before you reached their small table, clearly too small for the man.
"How's the masterpiece coming along over here?" you said once you reached their coffee table.
Juyeon looked up laughing, slightly embarrassed.
"Well, I'm not sure if we're going for abstract or accidental...but we're getting somewhere." he said as Isabelle had started wandering around the table, looking for the colours she needed.
"Abstract art is always a good choice. It leaves room for interpretation." you said, laughing slightly.
Juyeon raised an eyebrow, intrigued.
"So, what's your professional interpretation of...this?" he said, pointing to the glitter-filled sheets that occupied the table.
You lowered yourself onto your knees to observe them more closely, with the father and daughter by your side.
"Hmm... I'd say it's a bold exploration of colour and chaos. Very avant-garde." you replied playfully, seeing Isabelle's confused face trying to understand what this avant-garde was.
Juyeon snorted a laugh while giving you a slight smirk.
"What can I say? I'm committed to the art."
"Clearly. Perhaps only a little help is needed to represent Isa's wonderful artistic vision."
"Oh? You think we need professional help?" he asked, sounding almost defiant.
"Absolutely Mr.Lee-"
"Please, call me Juyeon." he said with a gentle smile.
Fucckk, he's so hot.
"OK..Juyeon, lucky for you, I just happen to be an art enthusiast and a kindergarten teacher. Two birds, one stone." you replied, feigning some big ego that Vivienne would certainly be proud of.
"I don't know, we might be a lost cause. But I could never refuse the help of an expert.”he replied, making room between the two of them.
You then moved between them, now bringing your attention to Isa.
"So what's the plan?"
And as you listened attentively to Isabelle's request for a big pink glittery unicorn (after all, what could you expect from a five-year-old?) you felt Juyeon's watchful gaze on your every move.
Between a pink pencil and a tube of glitter you looked up, meeting his eyes.
Trying to ignore the beat that your heart just lost, you gave him a slightly smile.
"What? Surprised I can paint too?" you said teasingly but with a softer tone.
Juyeon smirked slightly.
"A little. I didn't know kindergarten teachers had so many hidden talents." he said taking a marker, continuing to colour under his daughter's orders.
"Let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve" you replied, keeping a smile on your face.
"I guess I can't wait to find out the others."
And after that sentence your brain went into shutdown.
There was a slight silence, a comfortable pause as the children's laughter and parents' chatter filled that void.
What?
The whole thought was interrupted by Isabelle who, having completed her drawing, lifted it into the air for her father to see.
"Daddy, look! The unicorn!" she exclaimed enthusiastically.
Juyeon, breaking the moment with a chuckle, looked at his daughter's work.
"That looks awesome, sweetie. We might just have to hang even this one up at home."
You stared at them, smiling warmly.
"See? A little guidance can go a long way." you said.
Juyeon turned his head to look at you, but you're too busy talking with his daughter again.
"Yeah, I guess it can." he just said by himself.
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After the morning activity all children, with parents attached, are invited to the afternoon refreshment in the schoolyard.
Hearing the children's laughter as they play with each other fills your heart with joy enormously, especially when accompanied by the stories of the parents who madly love to talk about their children.
And you just have to listen to them happily.
That was before, out of the corner of your eye, you noticed the other figure of Juyeon standing alone and watching from afar as Isa played with his friends, while from a saucer he ate the cake one of the teachers had prepared for the day.
The scene warmed your heart and apologising to the parents, you headed towards the drinks table to get a second glass of lemonade and then walked towards the man who was now choking on the previously mentioned cake.
"Here, you look like you could use this” you said handing him the glass, laughing slightly at the scene.
He thanked you with a look, taking the glass and drinking immediately to calm his coughing fits.
Once he was stable again, he turned to look at you.
"Thanks, great cake anyway" he only said, making you laugh heartly.
"Don't worry, you seemed to be enjoying it a bit too much" you replied amused.
"How's it going?" you added, sipping from your glass.
"Good I guess..I'm not really good at these kinds of things." he replied, scratching his head.
"What, you don't enjoy awkward small talk with strangers?"
"It's not my strong suit." he replied, laughing nervously.
"You know…you're allowed to relax. Isabelle's having lots of fun." you said, watching the children play from afar.
"Yeah, she really is, isn't she? Sometimes I forget she's growing up so much every day".
"That's because you love her so much. But it's okay to let yourself enjoy these moments too. She'll be just fine," you said gently, trying to relax those big shoulders that remained tense, looking at his little girl from afar.
Juyeon then turned his gaze slowly to you, slightly hesitant.
"You seem to know how to balance everything so well. How do you do it?"
You turned to look at him and your gazes met again, making your heart flutter a little.
"Years of practice with little ones. And, well, sometimes you just have to remind yourself to breathe. You're allowed to enjoy the moment too, Juyeon," you replied, smiling.
He smiled back, turning and looking at the children.
"I think I could learn a thing or two from you," he said alone.
"I think you're doing pretty well already," you replied.
And so the refreshments ended, taking everyone back to their respective classrooms.
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The day passed quickly, amidst dances and songs that enlivened all the parents and entertained the children, soon it was time for talks between parents and teachers.
You and Vivienne split up the families to take less time and get everyone out as soon as possible.
While the children continued playing, one by one the parents went in and out of your classroom door to hear what they needed to know about their children.
Fortunately, your class was a good one and so there were no special cases to analyse or help.
Just when you thought you'd seen the last of the parents, Juyeon appeared through the doorway, with that usual damn smile.
Obviously, Vivienne had played her cards right to get you two alone.
Damn her.
"May I?" he said, entering the classroom and pointing to the chair in front of your desk.
You gestured for him to take a seat.
"You know, for a teacher, you didn't warn me that I'd be wearing half the art supplies by the end of the day," he said, noticing some paint and glitter stains on his suit.
"Hey, I did warn you. You were too busy showing off to Isabelle to listen." you laughed, shaking your head slightly.
"Showing off? I was just responding to her orders. Big difference." he said, playing offended.
"I noticed, you put in a lot of effort, I'm glad."
Juyeon chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly, clearly enjoying the little back-and-forth.
"What can I say?" he started.
"My kid brings it out in me. She thinks I'm some sort of superhero, so I have to live up to the hype, right?"
You nodded.
"Isabelle adores you, you know. She talks about you all the time. You're not just her superhero-you're her whole world." you replied with a sweet smile, remembering all the times the little girl mentioned her daddy when she had a chance.
"Yeah, she's my world too. Everything I do is for her."
You watch him for a moment, seeing the tenderness in his eyes.
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing enough, you know? It's just the two of us, and I worry... about missing things, or not being there the way I should."
Hearing him open up so much to you made your heart warm with joy, and all you could think about was how much love there was between the father and the daughter.
"You're there in all the ways that matter. You can see it in how happy she is. How confident she's becoming. That's all because of you." you said with a sweet look, trying to comfort him.
There's a beat of silence, the atmosphere growing a little more serious, Juyeon's gaze softens as he looks at your eyes.
“I have to thank you too. You're so good with her, y/n. She really looks up to you. It's like... she feels safe around you."
You couldn't hide a smile at his words.
"Isabelle's a special kid. She's so sweet, and once she opens up, she's got so much love to give. Honestly, she makes my job easier" you replied.
"Yes, I can see where she gets it from" he began, "And I can see why she likes you so much. You've got that effect on people." he continued, leaving you completely speechless.
Your cheeks turned red again and your smile became more playful, trying to joke about it so you wouldn't lose your mind.
"Is that your way of complimenting me again, Juyeon? Because I'm keeping track, you know." you asked, teasing him a little bit.
He gave a slight smirk before continuing to speak.
"You deserve all the compliments. I just happen to be the one lucky enough to give them."
Oh fuck, he's good, he's really good.
It took you a few seconds to process it all and when you regained consciousness, a soft laugh came out of your mouth.
"You're impossible, you know that?" you ask, trying to escape his gaze.
"Maybe. But you're still here."
There was this energy in the air that you cannot quite define.
Lost in his gaze a thousand questions come back to you.
Is he really flirting with me? Or is he just trying to be friends?
There is clearly something that seems to attract you to each other and anyone, even outside that room, could see that.
Trying to find words along your vocal chords,you shook your head, smiling slightly.
"I guess I am," you only said , before being interrupted by Isabelle's small voice.
"Dad! Miss. Y/n! Look at my new drawing!" she said, making you laugh slightly before returning your full attention to the little one, but the spoken words and tension were still hovering vividly in the room.
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After this meeting the situation between you seemed to be going great.
There were no particular developments but those light chats at the end of classes warmed your hearts before going home.
Vivienne often monitored the situation from afar, nodding proudly at her best friend.
By now Juyeon and Isabelle had become part of your everyday life and you couldn't be happier.
Yet your heart did not stop beating fiercely every time your glances crossed a little too long or when your hands brushed lightly against each other.
But it was still all too abstract, still a simple crush that all your friends were already sick of.
Until, on a cloudy Friday afternoon, while you and Isabelle waited as usual for Juyeon colori g together, he arrived with two coffees and a small brown bag in his hands.
"Hey there! I brought you both a little something to brighten the day." he said, slightly raising what he had in his hand.
The little girl as usual ran to hug him and then let her curiosity get the better of her as she tried to peek inside the bag.
Smiling you got up from your chair as your eyes shone with happiness at the sight of the coffee in the man’s hands.
He looked at you, returning the happy gaze.
With the weather announcing no improvement and the fact that you hadn't been able to have a proper lunch, that coffee to you really seemed like a goldmine.
Juyeon smiled before listening to little Isabelle's insistence, gripped by curiosity to know the contents of the bag.
“What's in there Dad? Is it snacks? Is it Dad?" she asked.
"Maybe darling, but first, coffee for Miss Y/n. She's been working hard all day." he said and then handed you the hot cup.
You took the cup, smelling the sweet scent coming from it, feeling in heaven.
"This is perfect, i swear. How did you know I was running on fumes?" you asked, taking a light sip from the cup.
"I can read some signs you know? Especially when the teacher starts looking more like a painting than a person." said Juyeon and with a smile he pointed with his head at the thousand colours that now occupied your apron.
You looked at yourself slightly and then burst out laughing.
"I guess you're probably right" you nodded, continuing to drink from your cup as the man in front of you reached down towards his daughter and pulled out the biscuits he had diligently chosen and bought.
Watching them interact a sweet smile formed on your face, everything seemed so perfect.
Once the little girl had her own biscuit, according to her father's instructions, she went to collect her things, leaving you and Juyeon alone again.
"Anyway, the coffee is also to thank you. I appreciate everything you do for her. She really loves coming to your class. And also to apologise for the very frequent delays" he began, scratching his head slightly embarrassed.
You turned to look at him, a sweet and sincere smile on your lips.
"Don't worry Juyeon and plus,I love being with her. She brightens my day every time."
As always, your gazes met, sending sparks flying across the room.
Juyeon took a long breath before resuming speaking.
"You know... I was wondering. I mean, since you've already admitted to liking my coffee... maybe I could treat you to a cup sometime. Outside of the classroom." he said alone, lowering his voice slightly.
You raised an interested eyebrow.
"Are you asking me on a coffee date, Mr. Coffee Barista?" you asked, teasing him like always.
"Yeah, I am. That is, if you're willing to see if my coffee is as good outside the classroom." he said then.
You pretended to think about it, lightly touching your chin with your finger with an exaggerated thoughtfulness before breaking into a grin.
"Well, I suppose I could be convinced. But I'm tough on dates, you know." you replied at last.
He shrugged slightly.
"I'll take my chances. What's life without a little risk?"
He then pulled out his phone, handing it to you.
"So... do you think I can have your number for this very important coffee date?"
Smiling, you took his phone, no need to think twice.
You typed your number, leaving him to choose the name for the contact.
"There you go. But remember, I take my coffee very seriously." you said, handing the phone back to him.
He took the phone back with a slight smirk on his face.
"Oh, don't worry. I'll make sure it's the best cup you've ever had." he said and interrupting the moment was Isabelle who, having finished tidying up and with her backpack on her shoulder, had run over.
"Can I have a coffee date too, Dad?" she asked genuinely making you laugh in unison, filling the room with your laughter and the little one's confused look.
Once you waved them goodbye on their way out, Vivienne's presence beside you came like lightning.
"So...coffee date mh?"
You turned to look at her slightly.
"I don't know how many 'shut ups' I have in me anymore, you know?"
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writer notes: hope you’re liking this! (^ν^) kisses
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Here is this week's good queer and trans news (July 28th):
Tennessee will finally remove sex workers who have HIV from sex offender lists, after a lawsuit was settled in favour of sex workers, thank god (https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/tennessee-put-sex-workers-on-sex-offender-registry-for-having-hiv-they-will-be-removed/)
Trans Pride Brighton and London have recorded their largest attendances ever, with ~40,000 people and 55,000 people respectively marching through the cities to celebrate and advocate for trans lives (@/gaystarnews, @/londontranspride on Instagram)
Michigan has banned the 'gay/trans panic' legal defence, making it the 20th state overall to do so (https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-signs-bill-banning-gay-or-trans-panic-defense/)
Queer Ass Folk, a live music night in Hastings highlighting queer songwriters and talent, has had a sold out first event, which is very good for queer culture (https://www.instagram.com/p/C9xdtgyCUwg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
The first ever trans and gender diverse film festival in Ireland has been launched in Dublin, TITE (Trans Image, Trans Experiences), with submissions open from next month, and the festival itself scheduled for April next year (https://gcn.ie/trans-non-binary-film-festival-ireland/)
Hypersoft, a European queer dance music label and collective, has released their first ever charity compilation album, Soft Power Volume 1, with all proceeds going to trans charities TGEU and Mermaids (it's primarily a tech and progressive house album, and you can support it here: https://hypersoft.bandcamp.com/album/soft-power-vol-1-protect-trans-youth)
And a new HIV drug, when taken twice a year, has been shown to be highly effective at preventing infections in AFAB people in phase 3 trials, which is a good sign for a new treatment (https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/trial-shows-that-shot-taken-twice-a-year-very-effective-at-preventing-hiv-in-women/)
(Credit to: LGBTQ Nation, @/gaystarnews and @/transpridelondon, @/notaphaseorg, GCN and Hypersoft themselves for these stories.)
#good-queer-trans-news#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#queer#trans joy#queer joy#trans positivity#queer positivity#good news#transgender#transmasc#transfem#nonbinary#enby#wlw#mlm#gay#lesbian#bisexual#asexual#aromantic#aroace#trans pride#trans love#queer love
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How about an AU where Izuku has the powers of Polymerization and De-Fusion from Yugioh?
Midoriya's Quirk is called Combine. He discovers it at around, say, three years old when he fuses his bed together into basically like a beanbag chair but bed sized. He was confused but excited! Especially when he discovered that he could reverse it. I'm very proud of Midoriya for making it through seeing a doctor and having his Quirk registered and I think even making it a few days longer before accidentally fusing himself with Inko.
Combine tries its best to average out every component in the fusion. Among other things, 3-year-old Izuku fusing with 31-year-old Inko averages to 17-year-old. Additionally, their minds and personalities sort of gestalt together. Both of them are present, but secondary to the combined persona, if that makes sense. And yes, this new fusion is extremely confused. Luckily, they remember that Izuku can de-fuse things so it's not a big deal. Izuku is thrilled by this and the possibilities. I should note that certain physical characteristics don't really average out but semi-combine (no pun intended), like height.
Unfortunately, Bakugou is still Bakugou and in Aldera. While he does understand why Combine is a useful Quirk for being a Hero, you could call Bakugou a film reel operator with the projection he does. As such, Bakugou breaks off the friendship like he does in canon, and does so before Midoriya can reveal to him that he can do human fusion.
Inko is happy to help Izuku practice his Quirk; not just human fusion but fusing objects together or Izuku fusing with objects to see what happens. Izuku doesn't actually get to decide the results of the fusion so it's a bit of trial-and-error.
UA Entrance Exam was a great time for Izuku with all the fusion material the robots gave him. However, it wasn't enough to stop the Zero Pointer when Uraraka was in trouble, so she became the second person Izuku fused with.
+1. As you may recall when I did some Quirk Analysis for Menagerie, but the Quirks that impose physical alterations that we see in MHA don't wear off. Combine, likewise, will not wear off on its own. Midoriya has to undo it himself.
+2. Combine's Quirk Registry wasn't updated after the discovery of human fusion because it was technically covered by the initial description.
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Since tis Spooky Season, how about some wedding headcanons for our goth boys Bram and Akutagawa? :3
It might no longer be spooky season but goth bois are timeless. <3
Characters: Bram Stoker, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Contents: gn!reader, nsfw mention
Bram Stoker
Bram is certainly the marrying type. Once he’s found someone he feels he can spend the long years of eternity with, he’ll want to lock you down quickly and make it official. Dating is a foreign concept to him, but he will spend some time courting you. He’s very likely the one who proposed marriage, and like, you have eyes, so of course you were going to accept. Who doesn’t want to marry a handsome vampire lord?
It’s not enough to call Bram ‘old-fashioned’. The man is at least several hundred years old, (depending on whether his age is based on the actual Bram Stoker or Vlad Tepes, basis of the legend for Dracula). He’s between approx 170-600 years old. He’s seen trends become traditions and vanish entirely. The wedding would probably be some flavour of traditional, whether that’s a Western white wedding, or a wedding steeped in his spouse’s culture. If you really wanted to, you could have a historical-themed wedding to make Bram feel at home—just expect him to be finicky on the minor details.
“This is the incorrect type of date for this pastry.”
It might take some doing to find a priest willing to marry you to a vampire, or you can forge the documents and have a civil ceremony. It depends on whether or not Bram can actually set foot in a church. He’s probably relieved to discover civil ceremonies are a thing.
Bram looks beautiful in a suit. Just imagine it. A suit tailored to his ridiculous, 6’5” height, possibly a tailcoat, with a cravat, his long hair tied back.
You’ll have to bring him up to speed and explain that, apart from certain cultural traditions, dowries aren’t that common anymore, and that he doesn’t have to offer your father 50 goats for your hand in marriage.
Bram’s a pretty romantic guy, but he always does it with style. He pulls out your chair, his hand is going to rest on the small of your back, and he takes the lead in the first dance waltz, no matter your gender.
The speeches will be short—he’s had to put up with too many of Fukuchi’s soliloquies to want to hear any more monologuing. The wedding dinner—feast, he insists on calling it—is sumptuous, although Bram doesn’t partake. (You’re his wedding feast and he’d rather enjoy that in private.)
Godspeed on your wedding night. Bram’s spent years without a lower half of his body and now he has it back, and a spouse to enjoy. He is…pent up, shall we say~
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Poor Akutagawa is still reeling over the fact that he’s getting married. I would say that either you proposed, or Dazai planted the idea in Akutagawa’s head that it was time for him to put a ring on it. If Akutagawa proposed, your ring is some beautiful antique with a large stone and a creepy story attached to it. Don’t forget that Akutagawa makes bank in the Port Mafia.
Please, please, please plan a goth wedding.
Please remember that this is the same young man who said this when asked what he would give as a wedding present: “I'd gift them the enemy's freshly severed head decorated with bloody barren flowers.” Suffice it to say, Akutagawa should not be left in charge of either your gift registry or the flower arrangements. You will end up with a load of obscure antiques, knives, and bunches of rotting flowers “to show the briefness of our lifespans.”
Maybe compromise with dried flower garlands or even black roses if you want to go full 2007 My Chemical Romance-core. (Look me in the eye and tell me Akutagawa wouldn’t look up if you played him a G-note on the piano.)
He hates being the centre of attention in the actual wedding, so he’s more than happy to deflect it all toward you instead. The moments he seems happiest are when he gets to see Gin wearing a bridesmaid dress, when Dazai stands up to make a speech (during which Akutagawa sits up like he’s in a school assembly while the headmaster is speaking), and during the vows, when he’s focusing on you and only you.
He looks wonderful in his suit - let him have full tails and black tie and he'll be content.
Your wedding photographs look like one of those austere Victorian family portraits, save for Tachihara throwing up the bunny ears behind Gin’s head.
Akutagawa has a secret sweet tooth he won’t admit to, which is why he tries to pretend that he hasn’t had three slices of chocolate cake.
Either get Dazai drunk or put him in a corner with a plate of crab cakes to keep him occupied, because you really don’t need him making sly comments when it’s time for you and Akutagawa to climb into the car and head off for your honeymoon. His wedding gift for Akutagawa is an inhaler and a note saying, “You’ll need this! xoxo Dazai.”
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Israel Kamakawiwoʻole - Somewhere Over the Rainbow 1993
The cover medley "Over the Rainbow/What A Wonderful World" was first released on Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's 1990 album Ka ʻAnoʻi, and later an acoustic rendition of it was released on his 1993 album Facing Future. The song was originally recorded in a spur-of-the-moment demo session in 1988. Kamakawiwoʻole called the recording studio at 3 am, and was given a 15-minute deadline to arrive by recording engineer Milan Bertosa. At the time, copies of the acoustic recording were made only for Kamakawiwoʻole himself and Bertosa. The song was re-recorded the following year as an "upbeat Jawaiian version" for Kamakawiwoʻole's debut album Ka ʻAnoʻi. In 1993, five years after the original recording, Bertosa played the acoustic version for producer Jon de Mello while the two were completing work on Facing Future, and de Mello decided to include the original 1988 acoustic version of the song on the album. In 2020, it was selected for preservation in the United States National Recording Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
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