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euroclydonn · 5 hours ago

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My therapist describing me repressing my original egg crack as going "actually fucking not" made me laugh so hard I hope I got a good grade

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euroclydonn · 6 hours ago

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I want to unlock new days of the week

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euroclydonn · 8 hours ago

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euroclydonn · 14 hours ago

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Every time I see a bigoted man online I tell him his g spot is in his butt

#in case he forgot

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euroclydonn · 21 hours ago

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I love unlocking dusty old memories like the time my ex partner and I took a biology class together and they tried to convince me that I was annoying the class by...answering the instructors questions when he addressed them directly to us.

#like literally he was doing the ferris bueller thing going anyone anyone ferris anyone #bro would pause until someone answered and i happen to be good at participating in class #😭 why do people say stupid shit like that like brother you are so far off

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euroclydonn · 1 day ago

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I'm so glad to be on meds. I'm feeling so much calmer, fitter, healthier and more productive.

#this account is so funny #bro loves radiohead. mad respect

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euroclydonn · 2 days ago

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chart of my age over time

#i fucking love you char

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euroclydonn · 2 days ago

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I'm so glad to be on meds. I'm feeling so much calmer, fitter, healthier and more productive.

#a pig in a cage on antibiotics #radiohead #not a serious post im just listening to radiohead

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euroclydonn · 3 days ago

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The lamb is javi and the wolf without anger is Travis

#yellowjackets

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euroclydonn · 3 days ago

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Having a girlfriend is so dangerous for my bank account but so FUN

#like oh thats pretty its hers now

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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I love wlw. Like get men outta there

#i dont count though im a lesboy LET ME IN #but yeah im uh. sick of cis men. and their attitudes toward women

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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In a perfect world, Jackie Shauna and Jeff are in a happy throuple.

#jk they would kill each other #oh wait they did!#yellowjackets

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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Okay taissa eating vans heart!!!

#i too would eat the heart of my dead lover in this scenario #and who could object really #given the circumstances #taissa turner #yellowjackets

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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I wonder if the marching band folks are part timers

#severence #severance spoilers

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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anyone done this yet

#severance spoilers #just finished this one as well

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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Shout out to Ashley's friend bre who she's mutual with on tumblr who gets to watch us flirt

#and shout out to my mutuals for not blocking me like they should after my yellowjackets spam

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euroclydonn · 4 days ago

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@sparkleypancakez ?

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

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