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I had a friend who never went to the gym but would randomly pick me up and squat me and I just wonder what he could do with some of that Popeye spinach
#that or a couple shots of vodka#now that i think about it he would make an incredible strongman with a circus
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One of my most goated patients was a guy who was openly gay in KC in the 70s. The stories he told were incredible but sadly he can't write a book about them because the mafia and CIA will kill him.
#im not kidding he worked with the mafia and the CIA tried to kill him twice#hes currently in a lavender marriage too#his friend/partner was there the whole time like she knows hes gay#i want him to be my new grandpa
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#what if i said moo and you were like oh shit fr and you said moo#midnights at the watering hole as the water glistens we'd be quiet but id let you drink first
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I meant walter sorry sleep deprivation 🤪
I'm starting to think Jesse pinkman is kind of a bad guy
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Not my school giving the japanese exchange students panda express
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I've been on a waitlist for a psychiatrist since December and at this point if abusing substances is keeping me alive then fuck it
#crazy how this isnt even rock bottom its just me sorta floating between the surface and the ocean floor#and by substances i dont mean anything crazy just a cooooool mix of weed and nicotine
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Cigarettes are for when you watch a pulmonary embolism kill your patient over the course of 6 hours.
#went from 2L to intubated and waiting for family to say goodbyes#we caught it early and I'll be damned if we didnt do everything we could
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Aliens show up but they're just total assholes and for the first time ever all of humanity agrees on one thing. We fucking hate the aliens.
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Got high and hit like while stalking oops I'm so sorry genuinely
#hi dude im sorry ignore me i just miss you and im stoned#i forgot i was stalking and i genuinely liked the post
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Once again Marijuana saves a life
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Man fuck these cis white gay men calling themselves "normal" dude you're sucking off the bully that called you a faggot all throughout middle school. Get a grip.
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I'm starting to think Jesse pinkman is kind of a bad guy
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