#anatomy is shit i know dont @ me
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#art#illustration#teen wolf#colors#asshole x asshole theory#theo raeken#liam dunbar#thiam#god what is it with me#ive also been working on a thiam comic angsty#love them u dont know how much#teen wolf mtv#dont say shit abt anatomy i used a reference#hibiscussoup
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anatomy practice that became Porter
#porter cliffbreaker#fhjy#i like his ponytail#i wanted to try more rocky texture but i dont know how back muscles work and i felt like i was getting ahead of myself#the secret to anatomy is you can start making shit up...#me to myself “wow i love drawing porter backshots”...wait
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kimm doodle
#i just needed to get SOME drawing out of my system#legend of drizzt#kimmuriel oblodra#forgotten realms#anatomy is shit i know dont @ me
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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males#seahorses and male birth#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators#males killing children to free females to mate#community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH#omegaverse#abo#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont#do that too#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts#flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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Old limbus women but one of them is my OC LMAOOOO
#bart#limbus company#limbus company oc#her name is Eglantine if you rly wanna finally know#she has more issues than she has atoms#lcb oc#ahab limbus company#lcb ahab#Eglantine is like if you put all the radiation made by humanity and put it in a old woman#she has beef with everyone that isn't her late wife and late child LMAOOO#i dont count that fuckass eye wrinkle as hag shit okay. i dont count outis and you cant fucking make me and i dont count hermann#old white people get insanely dusty its actually scary#also its a way of me shooting out my little play on ahab. shes kinda low-key infected by the pallidifcation but yknow...its ahab#everyone knows her deteriorating mass but its almost as if she has infested her own insanity as her faith which she has#thats just normal#and Eglantine....she has a severe hatred for those that exhibit a sort of almighty thought process in anyway#i almost just gave up a shit ton of Eglantine lore but naur....not yet#i need to reblog some other stuff up in here#these two will NEVER interact but like i took some liberties and Eglantine is about to attack ahab#Eglantine not being able to justify shit normally so she sees some shit and is jsut “close enough. welcome back holy ones”#I'm going to be specifically abnormal about pallidification hope y'all are readt#im a fucking weirdo when ut comes to anatomy and how the body works with said shit among other things
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to absolutely no ones surprise, im already redesigning my plain object heads, this time, nakey! gave them each specific species and i wonder how obvious each is by vague body shape alone
#skibidi fanart#skibidi tag#skibidi toilet#cameraman#speakerman#tvman#art#this is a LOT of like. me bullshitting#headcanoning for this universe only rather than the factions in general#I DONT KNOW HOW ILL DO THE TOILETS ive been ignoring that <3 yaay#ive never been enough into robots to do more realistic anatomy so im saying FUCK IT they have a weird mesh between metal and skin.#can move better in that shit. makes more sense when theure animals bc animals. so squish. all the time#i am entirely ignoring their insides/skeletons?????????????
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college … wasted on the youth (me)
#didnt help that 2/4 yrs was covid telezoom but man.. MANNN#forgetting how impossible it is to pursue rhe degree plan u actually want (advising hell) i feel like . theres just#so many diff things i want to learn now Knowing that im more solidified in my interests and who i am and what i would be interested in doing#and like.😭RGAAAAAQH TEARING MYHAIR OUTTT every other week i have a night where im sititng there like damn i couldve been sm1 completely dif#dgmw i still rly enjoy some of the upper div classes i Did take but what if i took x and liked it more or minored in y and it led me to z#bc i do feel rly set in where i am rn which . i DO ! like it but im never gna be in that environment where u have the flexibility to explore#ykwim . i wish i had taken physics and calc srsly . i always thought i hated that shit but i like it. i like it quite a lot actually😟#or more geology .. urrghh.. sprinkle in sme extra art history . no bc thats what actu pissed me off ab school#i rmbr wanting to dual major and they straight up told me no i cant . but then i was like maybe an arts major bio minor when i wanted to do#science illustration but sry we dont offer bio minor . ok bio major arh or studio art minor . no sry not enough open spots we rly only#reserve it for when we have extra openings post admission❤️#and then even late into sophomore year u would still be last in registration so all the cool classes would be closed#and then bc of covid half that shit was cancelled bc they couldnt transfer labs online (rip comparative vertebrate anatomy)#and then by senior yr an additional collection of classes were unavailable bc u dont have the prereqs bc the prereqs were cancelled during#covid and u dont have enough semesters left to actually take it . like it was gen such an awful experience so ik why i couldnt ever do what#i wanted but .😭 AND LIKE the classes i DID enjoy like genomics or molecular genetics were closed by registration and i had to email and beg#for access . thts crazy .literally crazy .#anyways . i think i want 2 start reading textbooks bc i think thats the closest ill get LMAOO#i remember seeing my coworker read a textbook for fun one time and idk why i just didnt understand why bc it seemed so dry but i Get it now#like yeah .. u knew what was up ..#sad too that like . i could theoretically audit a course but i Work..during the day .. so sad . so sad#guys wht if i just said yes to grad school (<the devil talking.dont agree)
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@theminecraftbee i've had your post stuck in my head for the past two days so i sat down to draw it. thank you for your contributions to humanity
#ray's tag#keys' art#mcyt#hermitcraft#iskall85#vintagebeef#undescribed#i was gonna have beef folding his arms from a lower perspective to make him look more intimidating but anatomy is a fuck and#i dont actually know what im doing. when it comes to me making shit always assume that i pull everything and i mean EVERYTHING out of my as
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fuck my stupudass baka life bro
#WhY DO I HAVE TO DISSECT COWORKERS' BRAINS TOO WHEN I ALREADY DO ENOUGH DISSECTION ON THE DAILY#LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!!!!!!!#no dont actually. i need instruction in gross detail DONT JUST GIVE ME A SENTENCE GIVE ME A THESAURUS#surrounded by chemistry lovers as an anatomy king. fml#ANATOMY 🔛🔝🗣‼️‼️‼️#anyways. logically. it makes sense for me to follow manager's word and go to the new nightshift time#....even tho..#like.#it's not fucking there#on the . schedule#and manager isnt even on the schedule for my training at all LMFAO#so it's like. it makes sense. bcs i applied to be in an overtime position. so i SHOULD have night training#instead of what the official schedule has which is like 4 mornings 1 night training#BUT... EMOTIONALLY..#knowing the communication with the manager ive experienced rn... im guessing my coworkers had no fckin clue#of the sudden change either#but i dont have their numbers or know shit abt them#so like. do i wanna be a dick to the manager who emailed me new 'instructions' (a late btw lol). or to the coworkers#LOGICALLY. I GOTTA SIDE WITH THE MANAGER#BUT FUCK#IDK#IM SCARED
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“you insolent little bitch.”
-ansem, seeker of darkness (he definitely said this)
#beep boop you want fries with that#kingdom hearts#ansem#sora#i love how ansem becomes HUGE during his world of chaos phase#after finishing this i realized that this looks like its about to become the jerma clip#where he pretends to find a bird and then eat it#or the clip of scar holding up a mouse to his face#i know sora isnt THAT small in comparison to ansem in this phase but how much more funny would it be if ansem got this big.#i just wanted the silly visual of ansem picking up sora like Listen here you dumb little shit. (ansem’s calling him dumb not me#because he literally does this the whole game its super cute and funny)#idk why i feel the need to clarify. i guess im trying to say that im not ensnared by the fandom notion that sora is dumb or whatever#he isnt. dont let the fandom or dream drops (and maybe beyond but i havent checked) awful writing convince you that he is#seriously what the fuck is up with modern kh and being mean to sora. i guess the writers are into mean spirited humor nowadays.#SORRY THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A RANT#anyway. like always i cant draw hands and my anatomy is dogshit.#what else do you want me to say? [my lawyer has advised me to omit this part]
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theyre chilling
#golden kamuy#ogata hyakunosuke#im not brave enough to tag miku#going thru bad art block#i know the anatomy is shit the shading is nonsense but at least i got something out#will i ever make a piece of art that doesnt have me wanting to kill myself afterwards#who knows#sorry about how little effort went into the actual quality of the drawing i think you can see when i started to give up#dont look too much into it#its a shitpost#bango doodles
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keep seeing that person who is OBSESSED with posture and its actually pissing me off
#like im sorry but you look worse#like genuinely its scary#it gives I Dont Know Anatomy And Tried To Draw A Side Profile#like please no#i HATE IT#and like. unless its harming you (which most of the time it ISNT) whoooooo gaf#WHOOOOOO GAF AT ALL#makes me sooo mad like please just enjoy life instead of freaking out about your posture girl ong#i HATE accounts dedicated to “skincare” and shit#like im sorry but i have Zero respect for you when your main audience is 14 year old girls be for real#“you NEED to be using aandnndndnsnnananjdjsj! youll thank yourself when youre 25 😏” can i just live my life#whatever happened to enjoyment#why should i HATE my wrinkles girl shut UP#“if you have a round face its just your cortisol!” literally every woman in my family has a round face do not piss me off#why are they all CONVINCED that round faces shouldnt exist#like im sorry i have cheeks?????????!??!?!??!?!??! what the fuck#if you happen to be a child and seeing this then can you just tell people to shut the fuck up while you can still get away with it#or cry in their faces and tell them they made you feel bad#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#anyway if ONE MORE PERSON tries to tell me to use a Product to “fix my skin” or my face shape or whatever im going to explode them#with my mind.
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hate to admit it here but ed bitches make me so mad
#Theyr just fucking annoying like#ooo im so fat ugh i had a yummy treat Oooo i had 500 cals today thays too much ..!!! Why is my hair falling out guys#hate to be this guy but Nobody cares Nobody gives a shit ab ur bmi or how little u ate . idc what ur goal weight is idc how much u weigh rn#on the topic of weight tho Fuuuuck bitches who r like Omg u weigh more than me ...?!? Omg why do i weigh less than u ...!!!#those people r the pieces of garbage who make people have eds anyway#on top of that they dont know basic fucking anatomy that taller + more muscular people weigh more#and trying to explain how muscle mass weighs more than fat just makes them look at u weird#some people just dont understand body type . or how bmi doesnt take anything other than weight and height into account#when there r so many other factors .#ed bitches LOOOVE pretending the only measure for overweightedness is bmi .#i know the point is they have a warped sense of reality But i dont give a shit Theyre stupid and blindsighted by bullshit weight loss propag#<- not finishing thay tag u get it
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had an absolute bonkers dream that I grew a weird cock thing (basically it wasn't a realistic cock, it was more of a very smooth wet tendril that served a cock's purpose) while fucking that guy I like and it ruined the mood, lol
#i woke up with the most mixed feelings#because im femme and probably about to get into a “straight” relationship with this man#(he knows im genderqueer but he is pretty heterosexual)#(im just fem presenting both physically and behaviorally and know that thats what attracts people to me)#(its no big deal unless he starts being actually disrespectful about queer shit)#but also the pure gender euphoria of that weird tendril cock thing#because i dont like penises really#(i mean on other people FUCK yeah but i dont want a real one attached to me personally)#but as a genderqueer person i love “unhuman” anatomy#and a tentacle or tendril cock would be cool#genderqueer#genital mention#ns//fw#whores lovesick musings
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my parents calling my brother fat in front of me is so fucking annoying. first of all who gives a shit second do you think this makes me feel safe around you
#i know that like. as soon as i get insecure i bite back and start listing grades#but fucking excuse me if i didnt have time to work out enough between last months 12 volunteer hours 2 science field trips#and FIVE TESTS WITH PERFECT SCORES.#its not blowoff classes either its fucking algebra and anatomy and ap bio 😭#do you think i wasnt. studying??#i get upstairs after they do this shit and i can hear mentions of what i ate and when im working out tomorrow#DETATCHED FROM REALITY I FUCKING SWEAR.#did you not think id figure it out 💀💀#this is the same shit they pulled after id been on zoloft for a year and lost like 20 pounds.#'well... you had been eating a big bowl of ice cream every now and then!'#all while im in the back seat shaking from low blood sugar#dont even pity like this post i am BETTER THAN MY PARENTS#the mindset now and forever is 'why would i be insecure you are digusting 💀'
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me being obsessed with bg3 causing me to read forgotten realms lore even though i think 99.9% of it is pretty stupid because they ain't telling me why something exists outside the "oh events just happened" or "it's cool" reasonings (like the majority of rather popular fictive settings)
#if someone can tell me why a dearly beloved bag of holding works like That then thanks#or why space aliens look like skinny orcs or why#all the races look like marvel aliens aka coloured skin humans with some anatomy differences maybe#or why actual breathing gods play every mortal for pawns and dont do shit otherwise with a lack of skepticality in the mortal plane somehow#LIKE OKAY I KNOW THE HUMANE REASONINGS BEHIND IT EG.#HUMANS CAN EMPATHISE MORE WITH ALIEN THINGS IF THEY HAVE HUMANE FEATURES LIKE PHYSICALLY FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS#OR BECAUSE THEY WERE LIMITED TO COSTUMES IN STAR WARS#LIKE OKAY. BUT IN-UNIVERSE? NON-FUCKING-SENSICAL SO IT'S SO IMMERSION BREAKING TO ME. TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY.... etc#sy.txt#anyway rant over i love bitches who explain x and y and why it's that way in-universe#rather than using 'ohhhh it was magic' as a scapegoat to get out of any random situation with random bullshit ever#EXPLAIN THE SYSTEMS TO ME! EXPLAIN THE REASONINGS TO ME! EXPLAIN THE EVOLUTION TO ME! I LOVE THAT MORE THAN THE HISTORY OF SHUBBALAG#DINGDONG IN FICTIVE WW3 BECAUSE THAT'S JUST A SERIES OF EVENTS! TELL ME WHY THEY HAPPENED AND WHY THEY WERE MOTIVATED TO DO SO!#okay rant over (real) good bye now#time to play bg3 Again. Bye Forever
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