#ana and christian

[444sally]

looking for moots!!^_^ (target audience)

[highladyofterrasen7]

Ana huang: writes any man

Me:

[pink-mask-06]

Alex: *standing outside holding a sign that says "marry me?" *

Josh: oh my god YES!!

Alex: no, tell Ava!!

Josh: AVA I'M MARRYING YOUR BOYFRIEND

[lomagnes]

Uh, yeah, I am new!

[bookishpedia]

*Ava and Jules sitting in jail together*

Ava: So who should we call?

Jules: I'd say we call Alex, but I feel safer in jail.

[carrieemberlyns-blog]

My hole is so wet, please sir, won't you feed this little lambzy carriee?

[severe-kitty]

Stella: I like murder mysteries

Christian, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[caffeinatedbisexual]

Shots fucking fired

[lighthousepigeons]

Jules: Don't you just hate men sometimes? They can be so useless!

Ava: Right? They're terrible!

Stella: 100%

Bridget: Definitely.

Alex, Josh and Christian:

Rhys:

Bridget: Not you Rhys, you're perfect!

The other girls: Honestly, he is!

Alex, Josh and Christian: Wh-

[thencomethecherryblossoms]

Are ana huang’s books literary masterpieces? No. Will I devour each one when they come out? Yes.

[the-dark-artifices-trees]

I can GUARANTEE that Christian Harper will call his daughter little butterfly

Or

Josh Chen will call his daughter little red

GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE

[aurora-reads-books]

* Twisted couples at a barbecue hosted by Christian and Stella *

Jules: * grabbing a hot plate * Shit! I burned myself.

Jules: * placing her hands on Alex's chest * Ahhh so cold!

Alex:

Alex:

Alex: Listen here you little shit-

* Josh, Christian and Rhys choking back their laughter *

[highladyofterrasen7]

Idk what happens in the if love series tho

[pink-mask-06]

Josh: I'm your medic and will be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this capri sun

Josh: *misses the hole 8 times and finally punches the straw through the side*

Christian: *sweating* ALEX-

[azrielsbxtch]

𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰’𝒅 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒈, 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉. 𝑨 𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆. 𝑨𝒏 𝒐𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒆����𝒅. 𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒆…

[veenazegoddess]

hoping my soulmate is russian because i want to be called malyshka but also italian because i want to be called mia cara but also spanish because i want to be called mi alma but also desi because i want to be called meri jaan but also british because i want to be called love with a british accent but also—