#twisted couple memes

[aurora-reads-books]

* Twisted couples at a barbecue hosted by Christian and Stella *

Jules: * grabbing a hot plate * Shit! I burned myself.

Jules: * placing her hands on Alex's chest * Ahhh so cold!

Alex:

Alex:

Alex: Listen here you little shit-

* Josh, Christian and Rhys choking back their laughter *

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[notllorstel]

“1, 2, 3, 4, the length some people would go.”

“5, 6, 7, 8, Maybe in another life we could’ve been friends.”

Just a couple of masked gentlemen.

[merakiui]

I don't know if I'm stupid for asking this question, but why did Floyd gift reader perfume?? Did he just really dislike Jade's scent on her? Or was it actually Jade I can't tell anymore 😭😭

He wanted Jade to stop being a coward and confess already. T_T Floyd's gestures seem kind and friendly on the surface (perhaps even a little flirtatious to Reader), but to any mer they could easily be mistaken as an attempt at courtship. Floyd just wanted to give his twin a push in the right direction. If anything, the line where Floyd says, “Your new perfume’s lame. Ya gotta get a nicer scent,” is intended to stoke the flames of envy hehe. On some level Jade is aware of this, but he can't dash your hopes when the game hasn't even reached its peak yet. D: so he'll use the half-lie of territorial jealousy even though he's the one feeling that way (not Floyd).

Floyb,,, you're doing your best as the underrated wingman. >_< it's Jade who is being silly!!!

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

It's so funny to me the way some people talk about Arcane. "I'm so mad they made Vi a cop" "Caitlyn has always been a horrible person" "Jinx is a bad choice for a leader in the undercity" my good friends. My sweet summer children. We don't watch this expecting these people to make good decisions. We watch this KNOWING they will make terrible decisions. If you can relax and enjoy the war crimes you will have a much better time 😂

[olwrat]

Twisted Fate and Graves relationship in Burning Tides, summarized:

Twisted Fate: *slightly touches one card*

Graves: Lady Destiny goes KABUUM

[endlesslytired]

i cannot get over what happened in the latest chapter but i suree can meme about it

[adreamingrevenant]

Unenlightened: The Knight of the Dawn and Princess Leia were both perfect analogues for both Aurora's parents and the Aurora and Prince Philip from the 1959 Sleeping Beauty movie relationship wise.

Enlightened: The Knight of Dawn and Princess Leia had a relationship superficially like the stereotypical fairy tale couple, but actually married/make it seem like their relationship was romantic out of convenience and to spite Henrik so Leah could secure her right to the throne and eventually fell in love along the way/did still have Silver and loved him but didn't love one another like that.

Ascended: The Knight of the Dawn and Princess Leia were in a fake relationship but one was either Ace/also batted for their own team and fake dated mostly so Leah could get suitors off her back, on occasion they were one another's wingman/woman.

[comingyourlugubriousness]

Twst Soldier, Poet, King

X Took this quiz and had my own thoughts.

[silyabeeodess]

I'm gonna have to spend them on at least one of my favs birthdays and I'll typically do at least one draw for some things like the Culinary Crucibles; but the Glorious Masquerade, broom birthday bashes, and now Stitch event apparently are going to have me hoarding almost every gem I can get beyond that.

[aurora-reads-books]

Josh: Delulu is the solulu

Jules: It's the only waylulu

Ava: Being delulu is beautifululu

Alex:

Alex: * eye twitching *

[im-on-staygaytion]

[sorryidontknowwhatimdoing]

I had a dream featuring twst characters so here are the silly parts of it

Regrettable:

Both Jack and Rook are in alchemy doing class together, Rook says he needs to sneeze and Jack asks if they should switch so he can. Rook says it’s fine and he can continue but starts to get a bit upset, complaining about how Crewel said he would protect them and they wouldn’t be “overbloting” in class no matter what. He eventually decides to go to Crewel himself to complain about these things, going on about it to him. Crewel says that he’s not overbloting but instead being a “grumpy pants” and needs to go sit in the “time out corner”. Rook is surprised but makes his way over and sits down, knees to his chest. Jack comes over standing against a wall nearby, he says to Rook that, “that was the worst temper tantrum ever”. Rook silently takes out a cherry to eat from a nearby bowl of fruit and finally says, “regrettable.”

Notes: can you tell that this is hardly put together and held by tape and glue? Anyway when I had this dream rook was actually in his club gear so that was cool. Also for whatever reason Rook had like Jacks arms as in they were super like thick or whatever??? Only for the very beginning tho. Dream never actually mentioned overbloting but I had to make it have some sense, also at the very end with the fruit bowl Rook was actually Donkey Kong in the dream

I don’t think that’s right… :

Ace is holding up two apples, one is red while the other is blue. He speaks to Riddle who is standing in Heartslabyul’s kitchen with him. he asks which one represents Deuce, Riddle silently thinks for a bit before pointing at the red apple and saying “this one correct?”. Ace waits for a bit, confused before replying “no, that’s not right..”

Notes: I honestly can’t remember if Ace asked which Apple is him or if he asks which one is Deuce. Anyway I like this one because it implies that Riddle might be colorblind and I think that’s silly/pos

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

amazon marketing is so good at marketing itself as very pro lgbt+ but only if it means spoiling the series to people (see good omens and the leaked "every" spoiler*), but when it comes to actually marketing the single lgbt+ serie? I've never seen either good omens or hazbin hotel on the front page.

HELL YESSSSSS! (I am a bit salty that you don't see it in their Amazon Originals section on the "front page", but whatever)

[superstar-ethereal]

ALSO Yandere!Kris being unnaturally strong and fast. On top of the potential lack of nutrients

(*☻-☻*)

real !!!

[bleach-your-panties]

JJK Men: When You're Sleepy, But They're Horny🍒🎀

(a/n: i usually suck ass at headcanons but let's give this a whirl. characters aged 18+. nsfw mdni, sexual content. fem reader)

(characters: yuuji, megumi, nanami, toge, gojo)

dividers: glitter-graphics, @/cafekitsune

♥︎

Yuuji:

It's 9pm and you had just returned from a solo mission, finished your shower, hair routine, and climbed into bed. You hear the soft click of your room door opening and you know that it has to be none other than your boyfriend, Yuuji.

"Babe, are you still awake?" His soft voice whispers right beside your ear before he presses a kiss to the side of your head. You groan out something unintelligible and Yuuji's heart sinks a bit.

He's really hard and he was hoping that you might feel like 'playing' a little, but he also knows that you're probably really tired.

"I can feel you pouting, Yuu. Put it in my hand."

You stretch your palm out from under your covers and Yuuji is quickly shoving his pants down to free his hard dick.

"T-thank you, so much, cutie. Fuck, I love you!" He whimpers/whispers as you stroke him with your nice, warm fingers running all along his shaft.

He's so pent-up that it only takes a few rough tugs before he's spilling his seed into your hand.

"Promise to fuck you good when you wake up, baby. You're so good to me."

You were already snoring before he cleaned your hand off and left your room silently.

♥︎

Megumi:

You're curled up in bed with Megumi spooning while the two of you watch anime. You've finished nearly half the season in the last couple hours that you've been watching and now your eyes are drooping.

Megumi is still watching the TV but his eyes flit down to where your ass is pressed against his crotch. The sleep shorts you're wearing give him a perfect view of your thighs.

Being a semi-grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer, you have keen awareness and heightened senses, so you automatically feel Megumi's stone cold blue eyes boring into your back.

"What is it, Megara?" You yawn out, turning slightly to look at him over your shoulder. He rolls said eyes.

"Told you to stop calling me that."

He answers your question by rutting his hips forward and rubbing his hard-on against your ass.

"I'm tired, Megs. Here." You turn over halfway on to your stomach, fully presenting your ass to him and his eyes widen at the gap made by your thighs.

He sinks his dick into the makeshift hole and fucks it slowly, edging himself, until he feels his balls tighten and he's cumming into the opening.

A warm blush covers his cheeks but he dutifully grabs some wipes and cleans you off before kissing your head and pulling you into his chest.

♥︎

Nanami:

Kento is working another late shift and you just can't stay up waiting for him any longer.

You're quickly falling asleep in the armchair when the front door knob twists and he steps inside.

"Angel, are you asleep in the chair?"

"Mmm...Kento is that you?" You drawl with your head resting against the cushion. He chuckles at your cuteness.

"Yes, it's me, darling. Come on, let's get you to bed.

"Okay."

Once he's laid you on the bed, he can't help but begin to caress your smooth legs up to your thighs hidden beneath your nightgown.

His dick begins to strain against his dress pants but he looks up at your blissful face and dares not to ask you if you want to make love.

"Kento...what's wrong? Come on to bed, already."

"Do you mind if I eat you out, darling?"

Your heart swells ten times its size just knowing how much he cares for you.

"Mhmm, please..."

And he dives right in, sucking and licking you to Nirvana. It feels so good, your legs start shaking and you're cumming over his handsome face in record time.

Your orgasm completely knocks you out cold and he chuckles at your peaceful form before undressing to his boxers and climbing under the covers with you.

♥︎

Toge:

You're cuddled up in Toge's bed with him looking at memes and funny videos on his phone.

With a free day from classes, the two of you had been out all day exploring Tokyo and now you're absolutely exhausted.

You snuggle into his warm chest and inhale the scent of his laundry detergent. Toge kisses the top of your head, his lavender eyes then trailing down over your beautiful face....your lithe neck with the necklace he bought you for your birthday around it, and further down to your tits.

He softly inhales and wraps an arm around your back to press you further against him so he can feel your breasts squished against his hard chest.

You shuffle a bit in his hold and your sleepy eyes look up into his amethyst ones.

"Toge...?"

His dick is hard and swollen against his thigh, but you look so cute like this - he can't help but lean his head down to kiss each of your breasts.

"Sleep."

Your body can't do anything but obey.

That was probably the best sleep you'd gotten in a while.

♥︎

Gojo:

Satoru was away for the day on a field trip with his students and you decided to clean the entire house while he was away. You never had the time to do it when he was around because you'd either be holed up in the bedroom all day or pressed up against some random piece of furniture with him thrusting into you wildly.

When you finished the upstairs, you decided to go lie down and have a quick nap before he got back.

Hours later, you're still knocked out; the cleaning had really drained you more than you realized.

"Honeybun, I'm home and I brought you a souvenir!~"

Your joyful husband slams open the bedroom door with some shopping bags in tow.

The bags drop to the floor and he immediately hushes himself once he sees that you're asleep.

"Aww, look at my precious sleeping baby.." He slips off his blindfold, revealing his beautiful, crystalline blue eyes while he shreds himself of his work clothes and joins you in the bed.

The movements make you shift around a bit and then you feel warm breath over your neck and cheeks.

"Hm, Satoru.." Your hand tangles into his soft white locks while his lips press against the juncture between your neck and shoulder, leaving wet, hungry kisses on your sweet-scented skin.

"Missed you so much, sweetie...need to have you right now."

There was rarely a time when this man wasn't horny for you, but if you refused and wanted to just sleep, he wouldn't object. He knows that even though you're not a sorcerer you still have a life and things that keep you occupied when he's away.

You shift until you're lying completely on your back and Satoru is spreading your thighs with his knees. He pulls out his cock and begins stroking it until it's hard and leaking pre-cum.

"I love you.." He murmurs into your hair once he's sunken all eight inches inside your tight cunt.

Your eyes close instinctively, but he pats your cheek before gripping your chin in his rough grip.

"Look at me. I want to watch your pretty eyes while I fuck you back to sleep."

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i actually fell asleep while writing this loool. going back to sleep now, peace.