#an inch of respect

[attorneys-against-court-violence]

Ace Attorney girls will adopt older siblings and declare them "little" just because they entered the family last, it's just a fact of life.

I love that there's a consistent logic to it despite their actual ages. Both Edgeworth and Phoenix are 7 years older than both of them. Neither of these women are even in their 20's at this point while the lads are both 26. They are little brothers to them. Incredible.

[onelungmcclung]

- Wasn't my idea. Huglin recommended you. - Then you're both sons of bitches.

[animentality]

so if the average vagina is 3-5 inches deep, and the average anus is like 5 inches deep, then all y'all writing cocks over 8 inches in your porn fics need to chill.

5 inches is more than adequate.

you size queens.

[invinciblerodent]

Replaying from the beginning, I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that Astarion actually expected us to not immediately clock that he's a vampire. And I know this has been said before, but it's so hilarious.

He's over there, thinking himself suave and secretive, with such decor as...

A clearly bloody glass cup sitting right in front of his tent, in a puddle of blood, as the very first thing you see

another bloody goblet at his feet, with stains that do not look anything like wine on his white carpet

jars of blood inside his open tent, complete with a very clear bloodstain on the pallet under his bedroll

this clearly labeled bloodbank jar, covered in bloodstains, just on the table right next to him

this veritable dinner table napkin covered in blood, and of course, the pièce de résistance,

the fucking mirror in clear view, angled perfectly so that if he wasn't a vampire, you should be able to see his ass in it in premier plan when approaching from the campfire.

Not only is he very clearly a vampire, but he's also an excessively messy eater, which honestly makes the fact that he is only revealed on the third night a downright humiliating admonishment of the party's collective intelligence.

(Though, armed with the knowledge that he cannot seem to keep blood in his mouth, there is also some real potential here for the first act of physical tenderness he experiences in centuries to be the player character just... absently wiping a drop of their blood off his chin with their hand after a feeding.)

[folieamx]

Hey now does it look like Trent and Danny are wearing the same shirt… best friends fr

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me literally any time I see Con O'Neill in anything.

[holdmymallowsweet]

MC checking out Ominis 💕

Sebastian checking out MC checking out Ominis 💔

[fiendishartist2]

the fact that martin is like "teehee im so nice and i want everyone to be happy and safe :)" until anyone even LOOKS in jon's direction is so funny to me

(image 1): "let's gouge our eyes out and run away together"

(image 2): "it was the most romantic thing i've ever heard" "martin i think smth's wrong with us"

(image 3): "i think the boss has something going on w/ that police woman~" (gripped w/ jealousy)

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

these being the only pics i got bc most of the time he was literally not exaggerating on top of me and too close to get a good pic. like i have geoff sweat On me and bruises on my knees from the stage and also i can tell u he opted out of wearing one of his niche animalic oud frags bc he smelled so good :-/

[entering--hyperspace]

Theres smthn about Leo who was a grunt for 30 years of his life bc he developed beliefs and ideologies that do not work in the current age of charr culture, who was called weak and too soft for them, suddenly being able to finally rise to a prominent position despite of and because of these things. And being chosen for something greater after living a life where he was just a number and the ghosts that roamed the land were a reminder of the carelessness of soldiers in a war and of what he considered to be an inevitable fate for himelf. Some tiny dragon reaches out across space and goes "this one."

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

felt like drawing fluff so here’s the whole gang after a long day

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Extremely funny scenes of Austenian irony at Jane Austen reading group

[random2908]

My kalanchoe plant is attempting a jailbreak.

[benevolenterrancy]

I haven't read this series yet, but @meso-mijali has been informing me that gideon is 100% pure himbo so enjoy a little Johnny Bravo the Ninth

[asthevermincrawls]

We're in this together now None of them can stop us now