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he’s so pretty
#god he’s so pretty#I want to wife him so bad#a lil munchkin#so fluffy#an actual golden retriever#i want to pinch his cheeks#the unbearable weight of massive talent#javi gutierrez#javi g#pedro pascal#elle posts
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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(Not) an approved use of the Power Of Friendship
#lego monkie kid#lmk#qi xiaotian#sun wukong#mk#six eared macaque#liu'er mihou#monkey king#shadowpeach#monkie kid#monkey trio#stonefruit trio#for when mac inevitably gets fully adopted into the squad and becomes the token introvert#faced on all sides with excited golden-retriever energy. Pray for him#seriously if he and swk ever actually reconciliate it's gonna be SO funny#brace for AFFECTION#plz let them cuddle. cuddle pile#plz i need it#have you SEEN how much monkeys will climb over and sit atop one another???#oh lawd i forgot when i was drawing this that sun wukong is canonically made of stone#imagine getting (lovingly!) tackled by that#celestial monkeys here to remind you that the 'celestial' part is completely dominated by the 'monkey' bit#could monkey king get hit with a case of the sniffles just from horsing around in the rain? probly not.#do i CARE? definitely not#rainy day shenanigans#*inflicts northwest autumn experience upon my faves*#excuse me i meant Fall because it does make you fall right down#its flu season everybody go get ur shots#brought to you by my headcanon that macaque actually likes rainfall#and he definitely likes snowfall
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also i keep thinking about johnny and how he still goes around calling you his girlfriend even when you’re already broken up just cause it makes you reach out to him, texting angrily how not only are you broken up but you’re already talking to someone else. and johnny just goes, “kyle, right? yeah, s’my type too, hen.”
“fuck you,” you reply back.
days later, johnny sends you a selfie of him and kyle with a message that says, “he said i can join!”
“jesus,” you whisper, awed and horrified at the same time. maybe even a little interested too, who knows.
#johnny: you think a new man will push me away? lemme show you how i can win your new man too babe#probably in kyle’s ears going: bro you’re neat. i’m neat. wanna kiss? wanna share hen too?#and kyle’s just endeared by this golden retriever puppy that he’s willingly indulging johnny#actually: johnny and kyle is so “don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding true love” and i fw that good#johnny mactavish x reader#kyle garrick x reader#sun rambles
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Regulus at a therapy session: How do I stop my brother from barking at people when he’s in dog form?
Pandora: A good slap across the face should help.
Regulus: Thanks Pandora!
Pandora: Anytime!
#harry potter#the marauders#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#it’s black cat regulus & golden retriever james#marauders incorrect quotes#actually mentally ill#i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep#slytherin skittles#pandora rosier
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The definition of : "Golden Retriever and Black Cat energy."
#actually they are golden retriever and golden retriever energy#matthew gray gubler#mgg#aubrey plaza
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i think about fallen hero a lot... but it is the first time ive drawn fanart...
#fallen hero#daniel sullivan#herald#fanart#art#sidestep#actually the interactive fiction ever#fhr arden#<- which will be my personal tag for my fhr MC#i might redesign my vision of herald idk what the vibe is yet he is literally just a golden retriever to me#and i love dynamic of disgruntled guy (tm) and bright thing#anyway doodle betwene work bc ive been THINKING ABT THIS GAME AGAIN!!! MY 6TH PLAYTHROUGH!!!!
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rio chews on stuff a lot as a stim and sometimes just chews/bites agathas arm
Rio: Where’s my infinity cube! *nervous fidgeting*
Alice: Not sure
Rio, spots Agatha: Mi vida!
Agatha: Rio?
Rio, proceeding to chomp right down on Agatha’s bare shoulder: *nom*
Billy: CANNIBALISM—
Agatha, cackles: That used to be one of our kinks back in the early days—
Alice, concerned look: Agatha, she’s biting down harder
Agatha, looks to Rio who has unlatched herself from her shoulder and chomps lower on Agatha’s arm: You are all acting as if she doesn’t do this to me in the bedroom
Jen, walking in: TMI Agatha!
Agatha: No one asked you, Jen!
Billy: Why does she look hungry? Why is she glaring at me with your arm in her mouth—
Agatha: Billy, let my wife stim in peace.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#billy maximoff#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha all along incorrect quotes#rio audhd headcanon for the win!#I love my chaotic audhd golden retriever bratty bottom#rio just stimming#arm biting is a love language#yes that was a reference to Nimona#but here arm chopping might actually count as a love language—
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replaying kcd2 now and at first i didn’t really understand why hans just left henry and fended for himself but after thinking it through… hans really wants to prove himself to his uncle, wants other people to see he matured and is ready for his responsibilities. and delivering a message isn’t per se that tough of a task. since he had the responsibility for his crew, he actually blames himself a lot — that’s why you get approval points if you reassure him when he feels guilty about things that happened in the game. anyway, he trusts henry even though they bicker and fight like an old couple, so hearing from someone so close to him that he’s actually at fault hurts like crazy — that genuinely offended him. he needs someone to back him up and believe in him. so when you meet him again at the wedding, he basically says “shoo. i wasn’t good enough for you, now leave me alone.” which again proves that he is in fact hurt by henry’s critique but also lowkey blames himself because let’s be real… it was lowkey his fault that they ended up the way they did.
#he is lowkey a golden retriever#well more like a bratty retriever#underneath his whole cocky noble act he actually just wants to prove himself and do right by his people#he absolutely hates being ignored or not taking seriously or worse being treated like a child#now we actually know he’s 20#so he’s actually quite 'old' like he really isn’t a child anymore but still those huge spoiled brat#he’s still also very insecure and no one actually takes him seriously aside from henry#especially if you constantly back him up and defend him as henry you’ll gain approval points#basically he just needs and wants someone to believe in him#also he really isn’t that bad of a fighter in facts one of the best marksman in the game#he also survived every enemy encounter#through a lot of them let him live bc of his nobility but still he never actually was a bad fighter#hansry#henry of skalitz#hans capon#kcd2#kcd 2 spoilers#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come deliverance 2
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The Moth and the Lizard are married actually
#helloooooooo???????#ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO#Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion#His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol#I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza#Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion#the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from!#Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters#if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED#you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married#Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually#except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways#good for them!!!!!!#Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted#godzilla#gojira#mothra#mosura#mothzilla#godzilla x mothra#mothra x godzilla#human mothra#human godzilla#godzilla x kong#godzilla x kong: the new empire#the new empire
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Just Alpha seeing Ifrit for the first time, at his summoning. And look, Alpha's a big, ancient ghoul, but unholy shit, this new one is built like a tank. Wide shoulders and massive freaking chest, thick arms, big hands. So of course Alpha's a bit concerned - not that he'd let anyone know. After all, he's the one who'll mentor the new summon. And fire ghouls aren't notorious for their easy temper. Alpha might be a vicious fighter when needed, but that new kid looks like he could crush a rock with his bare hands. So yes, he might be a bit apprehensive, as he watches the new fire ghoul shake his head, blink a couple of times, clearly disoriented as the ritual comes to an end. Omega's talking to him - welcoming him, making sure he's okay - but the new fire ghoul instinctively looks around for a ghoul sharing his element and- oh, there, he found one. Alpha tenses a bit, unsure what to expect. Snarling, probably - fire on fire, an explosive combination and all that - maybe a bit of growling, a snap of jaw or two. What he absolutely did not expect was for this ripped ghoul to break into a boyish smile, tail wagging excitedly behind him. And then proceed to trip over his own feet the second he slides off the altar. Alpha holds back a snort, lips twicthing up ever-so-slightly. Right. Looks like he'll be fine.
#or how Alpha discovered the new ghoul is actually an overexcited golden retriever masquerading as a rottweiler#ifrit is the definition of “looks like he could kill you is a cinnamon roll”#alpha ghoul#ifrit ghoul#nameless ghouls#the band ghost
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“what crazy Solangelo AU will I post this time..” and it ended up being a maze runner AU but it’s JUST the death cure and i make my son (Will) suffer. i also gave him a gun


#people when i give their ‘golden retriever’ a gun because i can#GET EM SOLACE is my slogan actually#solangelo#solangelo fanart#nico di angelo#nico di angelo fanart#will solace fanart#will solace#pjoverse#rrverse#pjo hoo toa tsats#nico pjo#nico di angelo pjo#pjo hoo toa#my art#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo fanart#riordanverse#riordan verse
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Shine
Yuji x idol f!reader (short)
summary: You're a famous pop idol that Yuji adores. what more is there to say? An: Just a concept I was thinking about writing for soon. Let me know what you think. I prefer golden retriever type yanderes so here we go.
Warning: obsessive behavior, unhealthy behavior, stalking, please read at your own discretion


You met Yuji while on tour about a year ago.
You’ve met plenty of people. Hundreds if not thousands. From all walks of life. But that pink headed ball of pure admiration was definitely one that stood out. You could say with utmost certainty that Yuji Itadori was your most devout fan.
He showed up at every concert, purchased tons of your merch, went to almost every fan meet and greet. He was so consistent, you knew him my name at that point.
It was cute at first. That sparkling energy, those lovestruck puppy dog eyes, and that dopey smile he always gave you. Always energetic and happy to see you. Begging you to flash you killer pose he’d seen so often on stage.
It was like—from the second he met you—he was hooked. He just seemed to absolutely adore you. Knew all of your songs, followed every possible social media, and even led a few fan clubs.
After that year, he became much bolder. During your meet and greets he’d often ask for a picture, where he’d shyly pull you into a side hug—flashing a peace sign and bright smile. Now this wasn’t strange, it was something that was always offered in the meet n greet bundle.
Only now his hand seemed to cling on a little more tightly, not willing to let go quite as fast. You’d noticed his breathing picked up and his face flushing. And by the time he actually let go, you were almost a little red.
You’d shrugged it off—something you normally wouldn’t have done if it had been anyone else. Normally baring them from the next meet and greet just for safety sake. But you let it slide. After all, Yuji was a consistent face. Someone you were somewhat familiar with.
But you’d noticed you also started getting pages from the front desk of your pent house apartment more often. There’d been multiple visits from a hooded figure, loitering at the elevators. Trying—but failing to jam the button that lead straight to your floor. Thank fuck for key card access.
You’d been concerned, obviously. And what made it even scarier was the frequency of visits coupled with the lack of any actual resolution. They weren’t caught. Always slipping away just quick enough to miss the security guards.
And then the night came. First it was the knocks. Heavy. Loud. And frantic. You’d been too scared to open the door, immediately searching for your phone to call the police should you need to. Then making your way over to the intercom.
Before you could reach it, the knocks stopped.
This freaked you out enough to grab a kitchen knife—maybe dial the front desk. You’d barely reached the kitchen before you heard it.
Bam! Bam! BAM!
Your head spun around only to find someone’s foot through your front door. You, like any sane person, fucking panic—running to grab that knife before you didn’t have a chance.
You get there just in time to see that hooded figure standing at your kitchen entryway.
And who would you fucking guess, other than Yuji Itadori.
“Y-yuji?”
A huge grin spread across his face at your words. You’d remembered his name. A small pink blush crossed his cheeks. His eyes devoid of much else other than glassiness that reflected you. Damn near cold and dead.
That same lovesick grin he’d worn at every one of your meet and greets.
You couldn’t gauge his next moves, but you knew it wouldn’t be good. You kept your knife firmly in from of you, the only protection saving you from this lunatics psychotic break.
He looked ready to tackle you. And you weren’t sure you’d be able to take him. Something you normally wouldn’t pay attention to—wouldn’t have much reason to.
The dude was fucking built. At least twice as wide and a head whole taller than you.
And he started walking, slow—long strides.
“S-stay back!—“ you swing your knife—albeit a little clumsily. You definitely weren’t a fighter.
He stopped just out of your swinging distance, those same dead eyes staring down at you. His grin somewhat fading, an expression of worry—maybe confusion crossing his face.
“You don’t need to do that.” He makes a grab for your knife tats still latched in your trembling grip. “You’re gonna hurt yourself, cut it out—“
“Stay back!!”
“Hey cut it out—“ his grin falling completely, his expression growing more and more impatient by the second.
His hand shoots out grabbing your wrist with surprising strength. The knife falling between you two. And before you could think of even attempting to reach for it—he’d kicked it away.
“See? What were you thinking?” he muttered, tugging you into a crushing hug, his arms wrapping around you like a vice. His grip was desperate, clinging to you as if letting go would kill him. “Please, please don’t hate me,” he whispered, his voice breaking. “Let’s just go home. I’ll make everything better, I promise.”
You were trembling, frozen in his embrace, the weight of his words sinking into your chest like stones. You didn’t know what to say, what to do—every instinct screamed to run, but his arms refused to let you move.
All you could think was how much you wished you’d never met Yuji Itadori.
come home
#obsessive yandere#stalker yandere#yandere x you#yandere yuji#yuji itadori#jjk yuji#yuji x reader#dead dove do not eat#manipulative#yandere#dumb puppy#puppyboy#creepy behavior#actually obsessive#idol#idol reader#breaking and entering#male yandere#jjk#character concept#unhealthy obsession#I like golden retriever yanderes#wisecura
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THE MOMENT NAOMASA REALIZED THE EXTENT OF WHO ALL MIGHT ACTUALLY IS
For refrence; a side by side comparison of how Naomasa knows All Might vs how Toshinori is when he actually lets loose
#bnha#my hero academia#yagi toshinori#naomasa tsukauchi#it was at this moment naomasa realized#toshinori isn't just a good guy who wants to do good#but an absolute freak of a man who NEEDS it#the first time in Naomasa'a entire life he's seen Toshinori's eyes actually light up and him smile out of sheer euphoric joy#and he's realizing he really never had a chance at keeping Toshinori out of the battle#he's realizing nobody ever had a chance at getting All Might to back down and accept retirement#Toshinori is awkward and soft spoken among people#for he does not know how to fit in there#he tries but he always seems a bit uncomfortable or distracted#but there- right there- Toshinori is THRIVING#Toshinori is a deranged feral individual who is damn right terrifying#naomasa is realizing that the entire time everyones been unaware how much of a monster the symbol of peace really is#because toshinori is tame#he's on their side#he's the symbol of peace and hope#it's like thinking you have a pet golden retriver#only to realize you have a dog that's built to hunt bears#and watching your once percieved golden retriever#tear into a monstrousity that had you quacking#like its the most natural and right thing in the world to them
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Y'know, people call Goldanna a bitch but if some random guy claiming to be the half-brother I thought died along with my mother during childbirth and who as far as I knew or had any reason to assume grew up in a castle being waited on hand and foot as a noble if not a prince showed up at my house where I was scraping a living as a washerwoman for me and my children and expected me to be happy to see him just because his dad fucked my mom (and in the process caused her death) I'd start throwing things at his head, so I think all in all she's being extraordinarily reasonable. I can understand Alistair being upset that she wasn't happy to see him but she doesn't know him and (supposedly) sharing genes doesn't mean she owes him love or even attention.
#dragon age origins#goldanna#goldanna did nothing wrong you guys have just forgotten that alistair's feelings aren't the only ones that matter#like yeah he's a golden retriever puppy of a man but goldanna didn't owe him the time of day much less happiness or affection#her response is basically 'yeah i'm his sister. so what. he doesn't mean anything to me' and that's very fair actually
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variegated swedish ivy dragon in the wind because IT'S SO DAMN WINDY HERE AND IT'S THE ONLY PLANT THAT KEEPS FALLING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAA BABY. WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK
#dragon#variegated swedish ivy#might make him actual oc. golden retriever ahh plant lizard that trips in wind
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