#an actual golden retriever

[darlingjmiller]

he’s so pretty

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

(Not) an approved use of the Power Of Friendship

[tojisun]

also i keep thinking about johnny and how he still goes around calling you his girlfriend even when you’re already broken up just cause it makes you reach out to him, texting angrily how not only are you broken up but you’re already talking to someone else. and johnny just goes, “kyle, right? yeah, s’my type too, hen.”

“fuck you,” you reply back.

days later, johnny sends you a selfie of him and kyle with a message that says, “he said i can join!”

“jesus,” you whisper, awed and horrified at the same time. maybe even a little interested too, who knows.

[forthegoob]

The definition of : "Golden Retriever and Black Cat energy."

[tremordusk]

rio chews on stuff a lot as a stim and sometimes just chews/bites agathas arm

Rio: Where’s my infinity cube! *nervous fidgeting*

Alice: Not sure

Rio, spots Agatha: Mi vida!

Agatha: Rio?

Rio, proceeding to chomp right down on Agatha’s bare shoulder: *nom*

Billy: CANNIBALISM—

Agatha, cackles: That used to be one of our kinks back in the early days—

Alice, concerned look: Agatha, she’s biting down harder

Agatha, looks to Rio who has unlatched herself from her shoulder and chomps lower on Agatha’s arm: You are all acting as if she doesn’t do this to me in the bedroom

Jen, walking in: TMI Agatha!

Agatha: No one asked you, Jen!

Billy: Why does she look hungry? Why is she glaring at me with your arm in her mouth—

Agatha: Billy, let my wife stim in peace.

[urlocalpotterhead13]

Regulus at a therapy session: How do I stop my brother from barking at people when he’s in dog form?

Pandora: A good slap across the face should help.

Regulus: Thanks Pandora!

Pandora: Anytime!

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Just Alpha seeing Ifrit for the first time, at his summoning. And look, Alpha's a big, ancient ghoul, but unholy shit, this new one is built like a tank. Wide shoulders and massive freaking chest, thick arms, big hands. So of course Alpha's a bit concerned - not that he'd let anyone know. After all, he's the one who'll mentor the new summon. And fire ghouls aren't notorious for their easy temper. Alpha might be a vicious fighter when needed, but that new kid looks like he could crush a rock with his bare hands. So yes, he might be a bit apprehensive, as he watches the new fire ghoul shake his head, blink a couple of times, clearly disoriented as the ritual comes to an end. Omega's talking to him - welcoming him, making sure he's okay - but the new fire ghoul instinctively looks around for a ghoul sharing his element and- oh, there, he found one. Alpha tenses a bit, unsure what to expect. Snarling, probably - fire on fire, an explosive combination and all that - maybe a bit of growling, a snap of jaw or two. What he absolutely did not expect was for this ripped ghoul to break into a boyish smile, tail wagging excitedly behind him. And then proceed to trip over his own feet the second he slides off the altar. Alpha holds back a snort, lips twicthing up ever-so-slightly. Right. Looks like he'll be fine.

[willthespy]

“what crazy Solangelo AU will I post this time..” and it ended up being a maze runner AU but it’s JUST the death cure and i make my son (Will) suffer. i also gave him a gun

[crossdressingdeath]

Y'know, people call Goldanna a bitch but if some random guy claiming to be the half-brother I thought died along with my mother during childbirth and who as far as I knew or had any reason to assume grew up in a castle being waited on hand and foot as a noble if not a prince showed up at my house where I was scraping a living as a washerwoman for me and my children and expected me to be happy to see him just because his dad fucked my mom (and in the process caused her death) I'd start throwing things at his head, so I think all in all she's being extraordinarily reasonable. I can understand Alistair being upset that she wasn't happy to see him but she doesn't know him and (supposedly) sharing genes doesn't mean she owes him love or even attention.

[spacebubblehomebase]

So I asked my friends what Murder Drones was all about before watching it and they said, "It's about drones murdering each other." Wooow. Thanks, guys. Could NEVER have guessed that based on the title, but after watching the show, there really was no better way to describe what I witnessed other than "drones being murdered left and right" so I got what I came for, honestly. XD no false advertising whatsoever! (More Nuzi doodles below!) -Bubbly💙

[cloud-ya]

variegated swedish ivy dragon in the wind because IT'S SO DAMN WINDY HERE AND IT'S THE ONLY PLANT THAT KEEPS FALLING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAA BABY. WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK

[gabessquishytum]

Hob is like 'i would like to play with your tummy while you ride me 👉👈' and Dream is like 'but i don't really have much tummy 👉👈' and Hob is like 'that's okay, you can play with MY tummy while i ride you 👉👈' and this is essentially how Hob gets what he wants from Dream every single time

and Dream realises later in his realm like 'i, king of dreams, lord of nightmares, monarch of sleepiness, have been manipulated into providing belly rubs'.

[fluffytheocelot]

I’ve made a gif. Enjoy wolfy Carmen.

POV: Jules looked at her

[kvtnisseverdeen]

TEEN WOLF | 2.01 "Omega"