#amigo asks

[autixel]

Please tell me about your Dresden files head cannons and such like pls I need some one to talk about him with

:O

Alright so. I didn't really think of much for Murphy, like my main issue is whatever Harry and Murphy had romantically going on, I don't really have problems with her as a character. And this is my first time doing headcanons so the formatting is off.

Marcone:

Actually kind of a bastard. He's friendly with Dresden because in the long run it's convenient. Convoluted convenient but Marcone keeps playing the long game.

I really don't think his sexuality matters to him. He has bigger problems. Life-forms are chess pieces to him. If he wants to be successful both on earth and in the never-never, it isn't really useful to contemplate that part of him.

Marcone has kinda had it with Dresden, on the outside he's so professional and so collected. I think it's customer service.

(honestly why does Marcone act vaguely flirty with Dresden? There has to be more reason to it, based on Dresden's descriptions of him (even tho Dresden is an unreliable narrator...))

Is the cold, calculating, magnificent bastard we think he is, and take it some steps further.

If I were to completely ignore canon I would say that Marcone deep down is really anxious. Maybe he shoots up from bed some nights in dread from dreaming about how badly his new enemies could plunge Chicago, the States, and the entire world. (Hehehe and he doesn't know what else would make everything so much worse). Do you think he ever gets that way?

A GINGER. HE HAS RED HAIR AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE. HE'S GRAYING GLORIOUSLY.

Murphy:

How often does she question God? How far does her faith go?

90s pop enjoyer

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

THAT'S ME IN THE

SPOT

LIGHT

LOSING MY RELIGION

I choose to believe that she has really badass scars, and also retrospectively embarrassing ones from battles.

Dresden:

Horny in the most inconvenient way possible.

Have you ever thought about what Dresden does with the non-human entities that come onto him? He. Says. No. Every single time. He's actually very interesting like this. He's dealing with creatures that use beauty as a weapon AND HE KNOWS IT. And because he's so lonely and touchstarved his libido is like hmmmmm potential...

I think if he were to just stop, no world to save, no one in danger from forces that he would be best against, no plots using him, he would realize how miserable he is.

So many times has he told his friends to blindly trust him even though he wants to tell them the full truth, and the guilt gets to him.

What he really wants in life is a safe place, a safe life with Maggie, Thomas, McCoy, Karrin, his other friends, and his magic. No monsters to slay, no Chicago on the verge of destruction, nothing out to harm him and his family. Just a calm, happy life.

When he loves people he really, really does love. He wiped out an entire species to save his kid. He held a torch so bright for Susan that their love still had an effect on him for over a decade.

Ignoring canon I would say that if he were real I'd beat him up. Idc if he'd wipe the floor with me I would add to the horrors inside his mind. I'll have to convene with the board (my irl friends) if I am truly that terrifying.

Mainly because I am sick of his love life idc idc he needs friends not this bs.

Mab:

Now you might be thinking, Autixel, what the fuck are you doing? Writing about Mab before Thomas? Molly? Any other more shown character?

But Mab is becoming one of my favorites and it's about how she rules.

I think one facet of her mindset is ends justify the means. She does what she must for the result that matters. This is why Maeve would have never worked. She didn't get that there is a bigger game to it all, or Maeve saw it and didn't care.

When she goes to the human world I kinda imagine her in some 1950s fashion, the sleeker dresses remind me of her.

(hehe rule of 3)

Molly:

Girlypop is getting on my nerves 🔪

There's nothing tremendously wrong with her I'm just sick of her crush on Dresden. Both need some hot cocoa and a good cry not whatever the fuck is going on.

Plays guitar, with her wintry promotion she can play an electric guitar, yippee!

I want to believe that she would have made my immortal levels of bad fanfic, maybe one got infamous and was never finished.

Where and who does she swing? Kinda getting pan vibes.

You cannot convince me that she didn't have a raccoon tail dye once.

Thomas:

Edward Cullen in the most derogatory way possible.

Bitchless but canon hates me :(

Hope that fulfills expectations :)

There's more thoughts in the tags

[diogxnxs]

Day 5: Diner Server "Sir, you're not supposed to be kissing the server!"

[zephyrchama]

The link to the Hide & Seek fic on your master post is wrong and I can't find it anywhere, was it deleted?

No, it's still up! Here it is! Thanks so much for letting me know!! You're right, the masterpost accidentally linked to the laundry story, whoops.

I tried to fix the link on mobile and absolutely destroyed the masterpost's formatting lol I'm so sorry. I'll have computer access again to fix it in, like, 12 hours.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: So my future depends on.... me?

John: What the fuck?

[angelmichelangelo]

ugh i was thinking abt karai all of last night and it made me Angry. the missed opportunities of karai in 2012 are TRAGIC. she wouldve been such a good older sister living with the turtles and splinter like can you IMAGINE the antics. karai purposefully pissing off raph and they get into sibling slap fights. she indulges mikey on whatever he wants bc hes the youngest and won her heart immediately. she makes fun of donnie for being a nerd but also consistently brings him snacks and makes him go to bed when hes been in his lab for a while. her and splinter talking about their traumas and healing as father and daughter. AUUUGGHG ciro when i catch you. ciro you mf

oh absolutely!! it's so sad that such a big chunk of the entire tmnt plot was karai's backstory and getting her back to her family, and once that was all achieved she kinda just.. faded into the background like a cousin that occasionally showed up every now and then for big showdowns.

ESPECIALLY since she was splinter's long lost daughter. the daughter he'd told his sons about countless times, the one where he'd mention her, get all sad and go 'but no worries i have you boys now:)' like ??? that could have made for some AMAZING storylines. a little bit of jealousy for angst? splinter's guilt?! them trying to relearn their entire family dynamic.. and they chose to go with 'yeah the whole leo and karai thing was weird. that's still going strong btw just a heads up'

we really were robbed of her interactions with the turtles one to one. i'll say this: the turtles relationships with each other? great, fantastic, love to see it. but outside of their brothers.. yeesh. they don't mix well in terms of how they're written. and a lot of characters suffer for it. i can't think off the top of my head a single time karai interacts with, say, mikey, alone. just even in the background. like yeah they pair her and leo off together a lot and raph chews her out a few times but she really deserved to actually hang out with her little brothers a lot more and that's sad :(

i would have really have loved to see everything you mentioned! i think (and correct me if im wrong) but mikey is like the only one who outright calls her their sister. i would have loved to have seen an entire episode where the rest of the brothers kinda come to terms with that, leo ESPECIALLY! he's a daddy's boy at heart and now his dad's first child is back and he maybe feels a bit put out. maybe don raph and mike already feel like they never got enough attention have to try and cope with the fact that they feel even more pushed out, even if not on purpose.

and then on top of that, the guilt karai feels, torn between feeling glad she has her real father back, and sad because she doesn't know this man like the others quite do and she knows she's taking up his time and attention... :( there was so much they could have done! and yet!! and yet!!!!!!!

ugh. i guess that is what fanfiction is for, huh friend :') lol

[kyuala]

O Pipe falando que não tem namorada pq gosta demais de futebol kkkkkkk (e também basicamente distribuindo cv para namoradas em potencial falando de todas as coisas que ele gosta): https://x.com/hollandbri_/status/1786400250749477137?s=46

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK QUE ÓDIO ai caralho eu ri demais até entender que uma coisa não tá ligada a outra, ele só respondeu junto pq a entrevistadora fez as perguntas junto (do que ele gosta e se tem namorada) kkkkkkkkkkkk ficou mt engraçado mas nosso sonho de pipe namoradinho obcecado por futebol ainda está vivo divas!!!!!!! e ai ele falando que gosta de futebol, de cinema e um pouco de tudo ele é tão 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 homem arteiro (q faz arte)

[thepastneverforgets]

eddie: "HE"S got this karaoke bar trivia thing on wednesday. "

buck internally: tommy??? 😁and karaoke bar!?😄 trivia👉👈😗🤗

eddie: "what are you doing wednesday?"

buck: "me?!? oh, im free. totally free!"

eddie: "great, can you babysit?"

buck: 🤨😐😑😣😫😭

[n4talia-chaparro]

Parappa from Parappa the Rapper x Amiga from Samba de Amigo 🥰✨️

Bleeehh

[butterfilledpockets]

oh this

I want to put one on each shoulder and see which one tells me to do evils. they are so... oh they are jelly bean sized

itty bitty things, tiny lads, bitty boys, miniscule peeps

[cherryblogss]

acho muito estranho essas pessoas descobrindo todas essas fofocas do elenco tipo quais as fontes? não acho que amigos deles sairiam contando as coisas ainda mais agora que eles estão famosos e pode prejudicar a imagem deles

sei lá as vezes fico meio duvidosa de que isso seja verdade

bom, esse do pipe me enviaram os prints do grupo de amigos dele, aquele grupinho que ele sempre menciona de 6 migos desde que eram crianças

e a mana que me enviou realmente conhece uns amigos do pessoal do cast e tem provas

confesso que esse do pipe fiquei meio hesitante, mas bateu com umas coisas que eu já sabia dele hehe e só sei mais do pipe pq é quem eu realmente acompanho, os outros confio no que me mandam aqui

[gabineteolvidado]

Thank you for fulfilling my Villain Like child request, and I'm sorry if I seem like I'm constant, but I really like your art, so could you please draw a picture these Disney villains, plus my own personal feeling called The Thorn Queen please and thank you, and if not I understand if I seem constant, just really admire your art

Ah, it's ok, I guess..

I draw disney villains because I like them.

I'll probably get annoyed about all this one day, but for now here its:

The Council recesses

Enjoy!

(⺣◡⺣)♡*

[ane-eeu]

Top 5 perguntas:

1.Qaul seu gênero?

2.Qual sua sexualidade?

3.Qual sua religião?

4.Qual seu estilo músicas favorito?

5.Qual seu nome?

1- Mulher 2- Pansexual

3- Umbanda; mas creio que toda entidade/Deus é viva se alguém o alimenta com a própria fé

4- Curto Indie, phonks, eletrônico e mpb

5- Agatha Neumann ou só ANe

[lordboo]

So silly :33

@onlineviolence & @bbq-ishere they’re getting too silly😞😞

[complicitsacrilege]

Tagged by @mycupofstars thank you!!

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[kyuala]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMuJMoGW/

muito a cara do matias/simón no parque aquático com a nena deles e a coitada morrendo de vergonha

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MEU DEUS QUE ÓDIOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK isso é a CARA deles

principalmente o matías pq como já estabelecemos aqui no site ele é um ATENTADO, sempre que sai de casa é pra causar parece que ele QUER ir preso juro por deus. ignoraria seus gritos pra ele parar de graça e voltar pro bote e ficaria de risadinha depois de tomar uma comida de rabo dos funcionários do parque

já o simón faria só pq ele é muito do vamos nos permitir ✌🏼🍃 mesmo e faz o que dá na telha. ficaria o tempo inteiro rindo e tentando TE fazer rir ao invés de te irritar (igual certas pessoas cof cof matí cof cof) e vc não aguentaria ficar brava com ele por mt tempo pq simplesmente olha o sorriso dele gente não dá. depois tomaria uma bronca dos funcionários do parque de cabeça baixa, só concordando que ele se passou e pedindo desculpas e depois ainda desejaria um "bom trabalho pra vcs aí, família" pra eles pois ele é mt humilde e boa praça na minha opinião ☝🏼 capaz até de sair da bronca com novos amigos mas depois ele ficaria rindo igualzinho o matí pois são td farinha do mesmo saco tchau

[jacquesthepigeon]

Why are these people obsess with what u do and don't do in your blog to make u prove whatever they're projecting on you? If they don't feel like they have control over their own lives, they should work on themselves and not make it other people's problem.

I’m still waiting on that one anon to turn in their comprehension assignment lmao

The audacity and sense of entitlement these people display is astounding