#american pi

[sunwarmed-ash]

Spiderverse/MCU Megalist

(every single one is explicit so I'm only adding additional archive warnings)

🕸Spiderverse🕸

Separation Anxiety (SpideyVenomBrock) He can't do it on command (Petercest-1/2/3) Deja Vu (Parksborn, Peter 2/Peter 3) Angst The New Kid (Parksborn) Graphic depictions of violence Mirror Images Part 1 (Petercest-1/2/3) Mirror Images Part 2 (Peter 2/Peter 3) Mirror Images Part 3 (SpideyDevil & Petercest- 1/2/3/DareDevil) Cat got your tongue? (SpiderCat, Felicia/Peter/MJ established) For your entertainment (Starker, Parksborn) I'm a bad guy (Starker- Tony/Peter) Onyx Vinyl (Starker, Parksborn) Tony Stark: Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Daddy (Starker) Underage Peter Parker: Student, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Daddy's boy (Starker) Underage Pandora's Box (Starker) If you could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint (Parksborn)

🦹🏾‍♂Marvel Cinematic Universe🦹‍♀️

Love born from temperance and trust (Gammafrost, Bruce x Loki) Rape/non con, GDofViolence Help me (Stony, Science Bros) DubCon It was an accident! (Stony) Lend a hand, would ya? (Stony) Merry Christmas my sun (Thorki) There's no place I could be, but here in your arms (Thor/Bruce) Restrain me (Stony) Waltz of the stars (Science bros-TonyxBruce) The heat of the moment (Tony/Bruce) Rape/non con, GDofViolence, underage Home alone; a slice of american pi in bed (Steve/Bruce) Yoga kiss; Green tea american pi (Steve/Bruce) Skinny vanilla dip pi, with a cherry on top (Steve/Bruce) Rape/non con The breaking in of Bruce Banner (Steve/Bruce) Rape/non con

[bulkyphrase]

American Pi: a Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers rec list

A few of my favorite stories from a criminally underrated ship. Or two ships I guess, if you consider Bruce and the Hulk to be different people.

Methodology by throttlegainwell (@throttlegainwell) (Hulk/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 4,508 words)

Summary: The goal was simply to see what this new Hulk could safely do, what might affect his new state of mind, and—okay, whether it was even possible to fit his comically huge penis in anything short of an industrial-sized artificial orifice. Exactly what it says on the tin. Bruce asks Steve to help him test his new limits.

One More Night by onward_came_the_meteors (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, General Audiences, 8,339 words)

Summary: After the events of Ragnarok, Bruce returns to Earth, but instead of landing in the Sanctum Sanctorum, he ends up finding the former Avengers... including a former captain. Turns out a lot has changed in two years, but maybe that change can be for the better.

i'd like to check out your card catalogue, if you know what i mean by weatheredlaw (@weatheredlaw) (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 2,242 words)

Summary: Bruce and Steve are starting a book club -- or they would, if they could stop making out every time they're alone together.

Incognito by Trumpeteer34 (@trumpeteer34) (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, General Audiences, 7,114 words)

Summary: From the kinkmeme: http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/16524.html?thread=37295244#t37295244 After the battle in New York, there's a renewed flood of public interest in Captain America. Steve's OK doing some publicity here and there, but not really comfortable at all being a "dancing monkey" all the time. Sometimes he'd like to be anonymous again, able to just walk down the street and blend in. He turns to Bruce, who has years of experience blending into a crowd. Bruce helps Steve "schlub up" and teaches him some tricks for not standing out. They start going out into the city together to test it out, and as they do, they end up having a really good time together. Enough that they keep doing "test runs" that start to feel suspiciously more and more like "dates"... eventually Bruce/Steve ensues.

Of Rocky Beaches and Painted Dreams by shaolin103 (Hulk/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Mature, 8,605 words)

Summary: Hulk gets the guy first, or so it seems.

To Taste by felinefelicitations (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 15,617 words)

Summary: It isn't that Bruce does not like Steve (quite the opposite). It's that Bruce very much can't have Steve, not the way he would like. After all, Steve is Captain America, and Captain America is a paragon of command and control. In other words, not submissive. (Or how Bruce is sometimes the least observant scientist in the world, Steve is shyly in love and tells this to Bruce with food, and the team mostly just wants to make sure their supply of baked goods doesn't dry up.)

every bell that tolls me by thingswithwings (Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 19,899 words)

Summary: Bruce Banner, practical masochist. Or: Bruce gets a dom and a boyfriend, but they're not the same person

Worth It by snack_size (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 15,844 words)

Summary: “Let’s recap,” Tony said, handing the blow torch he had been using to Bruce. “Recap what?” Bruce asked - they had just been talking about particle physics, and it certainly wasn’t something either of them needed reminder of. “You’ve gone to the museum, you’ve gone for Indian food, you went to see a movie, and what was it yesterday?” Bruce swallowed, glad that Tony wasn’t facing him and was, instead, using a wrench on the latest version of the suit. “Ugh-” “Oh, that’s right, you went to a concert,” Tony said, almost casually, and Bruce sighed. “It was free,” he tried. Bruce likes Steve, and, as it turns out, Steve likes Bruce - but it's all very awkward, and they agree to take it slow.

Heavy Ordnance by Not_You (Hulk/Steve Rogers, Explicit, 2,609 words)

Note: This is part 6 in a OT6 series. I recommend reading all of them because they're great, but this one can be read alone.

Summary: Hulk is a lot to deal with, even for a Super Soldier.

[yanderehiro]

American pi day is inferior to the extremely better pi approximation day on 22nd July

[punstars]

Happy Pi Day!

[fullcravings]

Buckeye Mini Pies

[shihlun]

Darren Aronofsky

- Pi

1998

[thefugitivesaint]

Margaret Evans Price (1888-1973), 'The Pied Piper', ''The Real Story Book'', 1927 Source

[everythingwithwasabi]

Vegan Key Lime Pie

[wikipediapictures]

American oystercatcher

“American oystercatchers and chick on Fort Tilden Beach” - via Wikimedia Commons

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

[morethansalad]

Vegan Pecan Pie

[sunwarmed-ash]

if you're a sad bitch like me on this shitbag of a holiday, have some angst!

*new addition* Eastside (Harringrove & Harringroveson)

Whump Wednesday

Whump:  A genre of fan fiction in which a character endures injury, torture, or other forms of physical and mental suffering.

I know you sick fucks like to suffer like me so I made this masterlist of my fics for you, MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WARNINGS

🧿Strangers Things🛸

I think I need help: (Harringrove)

Death Changes Everything: (Mungrove)

Jawbreaker: (Harringrove)

🕸Spiderverse🕸

Deja Vu: (Parksborn)

The New Kid: (Parksborn)

Separation Anxiety: (Peter/Eddie/Venom)

🪄Harry Potter🪄

Silence isn't golden: (Drarry)

🔍Sherlock🔎

Time of dying: (Johnlock)

📚The Breakfast Club📚

Supernatural Activity at Shermer High: (Bender/Sam/Dean)

🦸🏼‍♂Marvel🦸🏼‍♂

Love born of temperature and trust: GammaFrost (Loki/Bruce)

Help Me (Steve/Tony)

The heat of the moment (Bruce/Tony)

The breaking of Bruce Banner (Bruce/Steve)

🥧Supernatural🍔

What's going to be left of the world of you're not in it? (Sam/Dean)

Rockabye baby (Sam/Dean)

Folsom Bottom Blues (Sam/Dean)

Truck stop off I-25 (Sam/Dean)

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

"I SACRIFICED THE LAST PIECE FOR THIS PAINTING," AND A WORTHY SACRIFICE INDEED.

PIC INFO: Resolution at 1600x1600 -- Spotlight on a 6x6 oil painting of Key lime pie, artwork by American painter/illustrator Karen Werner, published October 2019. The piece was eventually sold through Bunny Gunner Gallery, Claremont, CA for an undisclosed sum.

Source: http://karenwernerart.blogspot.com/2019/10/key-lime-pie-sold.html.

[popsicle-stick]

I kept thinking that the English food memes were European/American propaganda, is it really that bland?

ok heres the thing. no. not necessarily. my deranged hill to die on is that british food (nominally consisting of various meats in various pastries) can be SO fucking good and often my favourite thing to eat if cooked right. pies. pasties. roasted meats. various batter concoctions. redwall-ass food fr. unfortunately sometimes.....people just don't cook it well, i guess? undercooked and underseasoned. i WOULD say that there's this love of boiled vegetables and a perpetual terror of spice that grips the nation, but.....at the same time, your average british bloke 5 pints deep can consume a vindaloo that'd kill the average person, so......i just don't know. all or nothing, i guess?

scientists are still struggling to find an answer. i think my overall thesis is this: british food, if seasoned (as it should be!!!!) can be really really good. stop booing. i'm right. unfortunately, however, i've lived through one too many anaemic sunday roasts to fully attest to the consistency of the cooking skills of this country. sorry

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: A devil-worshiping woman sends out her four beautiful nieces to find young men, who are lured back to her place so they can be killed, ground up, and sold as meat pies.

[fullcravings]

Gobs (aka Whoopie Pies)