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you know shit's fucked when you start daydreaming about high profile political protests instead of fictional characters. anyway, don't buy anything Feb 28.
#like what if every winner at the oscars just delivered a 1 sentence rebuke of musk or trump#as their opening line#or simply spent their whole time on it until the music played#or what if there were no jokes at all#just statements of ludicrous fact#what if hacktivists killed every cybertruck by injecting malware into the next software update while musk is busy taking over the u.s. gov#you KNOW he has to have some disgruntled employees#what if trump and luigi went head to head in a national poll abt who would run the country better#what if ... got any for me?#american dystopia#what if elon's next hat had something sewed into it to make his hair fall out
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In honor of the Supreme Court's decision allowing businesses to discriminate against certain individuals, I would like to announce that for the month of July I will be waiving shipping costs for all LGBTQIA+ buyers. If you'd rather arrange for local pick-up, then you'll get 30% off.
Straights pay full price.
#make every month pride month#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes#text post#getting political with it#American dystopia#I'm not sure if this is a good idea but here i go!#sorry not sorry
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The Muskrat is running the ship of state in the same way that Stockton Rush ran submersibles, and unfortunately this time the passengers are the whole goddamn country.
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THE WAY I THOUGHT THESE WERE ONE POST THE WAY I THOUGHT THESE WERE ONE POST THE WAY I THOUGHT THESE WERE ONE POST
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THESE WERE TOGETHER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD BUT???? LIKE????? IS IT JUST..??? I MEAN ???
#ads#tumblr ads#tumblr advertising#dont use flo by the way#if you want an abortion they can use its data against you if you cross a border for one#online advertising#advertising#advertising fail#anti capatilism#capitalist hell#data harvesting#american dystopia#america is a hellscape#america is fucked#i hate it here#i hate it so much
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THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT: “We have retrieved intelligent, non-human bodies from a downed aircraft of extra-terrestrial origin.”
Me, internally screaming but I have to get this motion done by EOD: Woah. *formats word document*
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I'd like to propose a thought bubble to the class. 3rd or 4th installment to the National Treasure Series.
But instead, it's an oceans 11 style heist of epic proportions.
Picture this, several Representatives of Congress and Senators didn't submit a photo when they got elected. No one knows what they look like. It's a new election year and no one knows what these 11 new guys/girls/government cronies look like. They mysteriously get kidnapped for the first 2 weeks of the new year, but their coworkers don't know because they've never seen them before. The replacements put up a vote to cease all proxy wars in the middle east, in an attempt to save an ancient Babylonian relic that inspired the original founding fathers to make a new country and save the world from climate change as foretold by a prophecy. The kidnapped government workers are kept in a retired doomsday bunker with all the amenities. Their families think it's a 2 week hazing/initiation ritual and that's why there's a new government shutdown.
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One other reason that this overlooks is that public transit in most of the U.S. is utterly terrible, if it exists at all. Most kids outside of a few major urban centers would be unable to get to school using public transit. School districts here can be huge and mostly suburban/rural, where no good transit options exist. So rather than build actual decent public transportation systems, we cobble together the school bus system on a district-by-district basis.
Back when I still went into an office to work, I looked into taking the bus instead of driving for a half hour each way. I would have had to leave at 6 in the morning, and I couldn't find a way to get home at night before around 11 p.m. And that's in the capital region of New York State.
I wonder: Do Americans know about american school buses? Not their existence in general, but how they're seen overseas.
Over here, they're one of the symbols of America, on par with the Statue of Liberty, the flag, the Eagle, and well ahead of any chain restaurant you can name. People won't know any US states, but they will know these vehicles.
The thing is, here in Germany, we don't have dedicated school buses. The general idea is that kids go to school on their own. When that's not practical, they're expected to use (and given free tickets for) public transit. Public transit is designed around this requirement; there are many places where there is a bus, and anyone can get on it, but the route and timetable really only makes sense for school children. In case a dedicated school bus is really needed, that's generally subcontracted out, and the lines either use something like a Sprinter Van for smaller routes, or a normal city or interurban bus (often a used one that's a bit older). School trips are normal public transit, or a rented bus, typically a coach or regional bus.
It's not a perfect system, in the past couple of years there's been an epidemic of people bringing their kids to school in their cars instead of letting them walk, which is less than ideal. It is what it is. But building a dedicated network of public transit lines only for students, and building dedicated vehicles only for that, has never occurred to anyone here.
Of course we know about these buses, from movies and such, but they're as foreign here as cacti or pick-up trucks (actually we're seeing more and more of these here) or yellow cabs (all europeans will assume all cabs in the US are yellow until they actually visit).
You do see these buses here at times, because people still generally like the idea of the US, even if they have a lot of issues with a lot of details, and so folks bring them over, along with stretch limos and stuff (also not really a thing here). And of course, if someone goes to all that trouble, they don't do it to haul school kids, they rent it out for city tours or as a party bus or whatever.
So you see these yellow things as a symbol of faraway places, scenic vistas, some vague undefined idea of freedom that doesn't necessarily hold up to any contact with reality, and it's just a huge part of the whole US aesthetic.
And then you go to a student exchange with the US, and you finally get the chance: You yourself get to ride in one of these iconic chrome yellow buses! It looks just like in the movies! You get in, you drive in them a little…
…and you realise they're shit. Just the worst buses in the western world. Terrible suspension. Uncomfortable seats with weirdly high backs (so they don't have to put seatbelts in, they just restrict how far kids can fly in an accident). Everything made out of the cheapest materials. Turns out the reason why the US uses school buses like that instead of normal modern city buses, which the US has, is to save money and because they just hate kids.
And then it hits you why US Americans say "as American as apple pie", a dish that is made and enjoyed literally anywhere in the world, instead of "as American as yellow school buses". Of course the Americans already knew all this. They got tortured by these things forever. It would never occur to them to see this as a symbol of America, it's just a normal part of life for them. It's a symbol of school and school life and sometimes normalcy, and tells us that these actors getting out of it are supposed to be teenagers, nothing more.
But most people in Europe have, of course, never ridden on these buses. So when they see them in movies and TV, that's a giant big yellow signifier that we're not in Hessen or Wallonia or wherever anymore. A symbol of a different world, one that may be at most a once-in-a-lifetime-experience for most people, just like a picture of a tropical beach, Mayan Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, or Hildesheim (there's no reason to go there twice). And I think Americans don't know that, and that's fascinating.
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Lied, falsely accused, fabricated : "Stated without evidence"
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Porn : "Corn"
#and we should start treating it that way tbh#imagine media anchors using terms like corn and unalive and seggs with a straight face#they're so deferential it's unprofessional#american dystopia
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If anyone’s wondering what the state of American healthcare is like, I get marketing emails from the huge, branded lab that does all of my medical test processing.

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some dumbass will put this on without disinfecting first i fucking know that
These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great
#american dystopia#cool item tho#is it worth $30 tho. I feel like i can buy more advanced things in my local apteka for $2/8PLN#i'm a surgery veteran i know my apteka crap
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GUYS IS AMERICA FINALLY ON IT'S PATH ON MAKING FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!!
My aunt who lives in California, just sent me this msg that she got,
Hello BAS family,
Happy Wednesday!
Please read this important message from LACOE.
Los Angeles County of Schools Superintendent
Dr. Debra Duardo Statement on the
Sensitive Locations Policy Overturn
"In light of the new administration’s action today to overturn the sensitive locations policy, I want to reassure our education community that the Los Angeles County Office of Education (LACOE) remains steadfastly committed to ensuring that every student, regardless of their immigration status, has access to a safe, secure and nurturing learning environment.
The sensitive locations policy previously prevented Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents from arresting immigrants in places such as schools, churches and hospitals. The change to the policy does not overrule the student’s constitutional right to an education. It also does not overrule state constitutional protections.
It is important to reinforce that all students possess the right to a public education, independent of their immigration status. Our schools are mandated to ensure that no student is denied enrollment or faced with barriers to their educational opportunities based on their or their family’s immigration status.
Our schools serve as safe havens for our students and families.
It is imperative that we stand united in our unwavering commitment to the education and well-being of every student within our county. As educators and leaders, we are responsible for creating and maintaining an environment where all students feel valued, secure and protected. Together, we can foster inclusive learning spaces and reflect the rich diversity of our communities."
For more information and resources about immigration rights and schools visit LACOE’s website.
You have constitutional rights:
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR if an immigration agent is knocking on the door.
DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS from an immigration agent if they try to talk to you. You have the right to remain silent.
DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING without first speaking to a lawyer. You have the right to speak with a lawyer.
If you are outside of your home, ask the agent if you are free to leave and if they say yes, leave calmly.
If you are inside of your home, do not give the agent permission to enter your home based on your 4th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution unless the agent has a warrant to enter, signed by a judge or magistrate with your name on it. Ask the agent to slide the document under the door or show it to you through the window.
Thank you for supporting our adult learners.
Juan Noguera
Director
Burbank Adult School / FACTS Program
3811 W Allan Ave, Burbank CA 91505
(818) 729-5950 xtn 33901
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How aren't more people talking about this?!!! Everything is in front of us why aren't you all seeing it?!!!!
#america#american politics#project 2025#fuck trump#donald trump#dystopia#mass deportations#concentration camps#ww2 germany#ww2 history#fuck the republikkkans#republicans#democrats#democracy#american propaganda#history#history repeats itself
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Cowboy redesigns from forever ago that I forgot to post ^^
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Sundown and Moonhigh are two performer animatronics that have a sort of 'cop and robber' routine where Sun plays the role of a sheriff and Moon the criminal. While they make put on an act of hatred on stage, behind the curtains, the two are inseparable
Moonhigh
Behind Moonhigh's swave and laid back veneer, he's just like any other Moon, a lover of mischief and play
I was also like 100% sure that moonhigh was an actual term??? Its not!!!!! It's from warrior cats
Moonhigh's clothing is desaturated due to sun bleaching and dust, his clothing is not as well taken care of as Sundown's both because of neglect from staff and Moonhigh's general distrust of them. This neglect is also the reason for his damaged faceplate as it was deemed too expensive to completely replace it and the injury enhanced how scary he was as a villain
Moonhigh's cape also doubles as a blanket! He takes good care of it and even washes it himself. It’s also handy for applying pressure to wounds, not that Moonhigh would ever need to use it for that purpose.
Moonhigh's designated flavour is coconut and he's usually seen in the Fazwest's milkshake bar between performances
Sundown
Sundown is a lot sweeter than most Suns though he does have his moments of apathy towards others due to him not quite understanding other's troubles due to his cushy treatment from staff
He shares the same general anxiety and mannerisms as his predecessors, he's always twitching and bouncing around
Sundown was similarly injured at to Moonhigh at some point but his faceplate was fixed, giving him a shiny green eye
Sundown has scarily accurate aim
Sundown's designated flavour is mango and he's usually seen in the horse stables in between performances
#Tbh they'll probably only be around if I want to test drawing sand or horses#I'm not a cowboy fan. Just not a big fan of 'American' aesthetics yk#Only like them in dystopia settings lol#Fazwest#<- placeholder name#fnaf sun#daycare attendant sun#dca sun#fnaf sun and moon#fnaf sundrop#dca moon#daycare attendant moon#fnaf moon#fnaf moodrop#fnaf moondrop#moon fnaf#moondrop#Vecart#cw scopophobia#dca au
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DMC 12

Delorean

Back to the Future

#delorian#dmc12#back to the future#muscle cars#muscle car#musclecar#musclecars#american muscle#burnout#dystopian#dystopia#cyberpunk#cyberpunk city#dystopian society#decay#vaporwave#synthwave#retrowave#retrofuture#80s aesthetic#1980s#1980s aesthetic#80s#retro#aes#aesthetic#neon#art#vhs#urban decay
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It seems like "don't feed the troll" is now a matter of national politics.

The US is truly incomprehensible
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Bioshock: Why Individualism is a shitty philosophy to build society on
Bioshock 2: Why Collectivism is a shitty philosophy to build society on
Bioshock Infinite: Why American Exceptionalism is a shitty philosophy to build society on.
#bioshock#bioshock 2#bioshock infinite#bioshock burial at sea#columbia#bioshock columbia#bioshock rapture#rapture#exceptionalism#american exceptionalism#anti capitalism#dystopia#biopunk#steampunk#alternate history#alternate universe#videogame#video game#anna dewitt#booker dewitt#American dystopia#American satire
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