#america is big

[reachouttouchfaith]

dan is telling all of us americans to go to the san diego show as if my flight to san diego wouldn’t be the same length as his flight to like. egypt

[brotherfrog]

the thing about being European and having European friends in other countries is (with a few exceptions) you can be like “hey I’m gonna be in your country for a holiday want to meet up?” and they’d be like “oh sure that’s only a 1.5hr train journey from where I live see you there” but having friends in the states you can’t be like “I’m gonna be in Florida want to meet up!?” “oh sure that’s only a 5 hour flight see you there!”

[godisarepublican]

[stealingyourbones]

Amity Parkers are super good at dealing with superhero and villain battles, getting out of the rubble, helping others get out, etc.

This doesn’t shock anyone. There’s so many cities that consistently deal with superhuman battles that millions of people around the world are used to it and know what to do during a battle. Hell, there’s even government standard safety drills in schools about villain attacks now.

They didn’t stand out for a long long while among crowds of other city goers trying to flee a battle scene.

That was until a green glowing android appeared out of nowhere defeating heroes and villains alike because their abilities were rare enough to be hunted by this mysterious newcomer. So far no known weapon is able to hit the being while intangible.

That is until one unassuming citizen pulls out a strange wrist ray contraption that seems to actually stun the creature for a few seconds.

NOW all eyes are on these citizens that once lived in Amity Park

[theabigailthorn]

looking like I'm gonna open a children's library in this pic hahahaha

[sher-ee]

VP Harris cooked his ass.

*The laughter*

[deathflare]

the eorzean mind cannot comprehend the vastness of xak tural

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Never have I ever… been arrested.

Y/N: So I drink?

Sam: No, it’s only if you’ve done it.

Y/N: Got it.

Y/N: [drinks]

Kate: I can’t believe you’ve been arrested!

Y/N: I can’t believe Wade hasn’t.

[the-orange-shit-stain-scam]

This is so true and it really makes me question how our country devolved into this state of insanity.

[sortanonymous]

[godisarepublican]

[lefthandarm-man]

COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY

posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!

day 4: his 🥺 face

[aberrantcreature]

eepy.

[royaltea000]

This man has no idea how close he is at all times to being attic wifed

[loveisinthebat]

Whuh?

[jaylintm]

I dance when I’m bored 😑