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#im devastated honestly#but lets be positive and gaslight ourselfs#our boy will get a seat or he will be in indycar for 2025🦅#RAHHHHH AMERICAAA🦅🦅🦅#logan sargeant#williams racing sucks ass#america boy 🦅#formula 1#f1
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Happy FOB day to those who celebrate
#fourth of july#fob#fall out boy#patrick stump#joe trohman#andy hurley#pete wentz#fob pete#fob patrick#fob joe#fob andy#american beauty/american psycho#ab/ap#america#MERICA CAWWWWWW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🏈💥💥🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🏈🦅🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥🔫🔫💥💥‼️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸✝️✝️#Spotify
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i want logan sergeant to get points at sliverstone for only reason that it'll be funny. i want him to get his first points on july 4 weekend on britian and celebrate by dumping more tea in the habor.
#f1#formual one#logan sargeant#williams formula 1#raawr usa usa usa#americA#my pronouns are usa#type beat#logan is gonna wins us the revolutionary war pt 2#it just amuses me#*general eagle noises*#logan sergeant is my fav miami frat boy#i hope he was able to play beer pong today#f1 fandom#formula 2#4th of july#WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇵🇷🎊🎆🎆#🏎️💨#frat boi logan agenda
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Indiana cars special interest. than k you
#he deserves something nice as a treat#im going to get him 8000000 hot wheels#i lived in indiana. A DECADE AGO.#BUT I STILL KNOW ALL THE FOOTBALL CHANTS BC WE WERE MADE TO LEARN THEM FOR A SCHOOL PLAY#ABOUT INDIANA#hoosier baby wooo im a hoosier baby corn as far as the eye can see cuz im a hoosier baby yeah that's me#the actual lyrics were hoosier daddy but. they changed it for the play! thank fuck lmfao#WOO YEAH AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 I LOVE. ERM. STATE. INDOCTRINATION? PRIDE? A COMBINATION OF THE TWO PERCHANCE!#anywaymh. i think indi is SO boy next door coded.#you know that fuckin meme picture of the little girl praying in front of the cross made of??? dr pepper i think??? thats him mm yeah#i need to talk more abt how insane the midwest is PLEASE#CHRIS FLEMING'S TOWNIE HOMOPHOBE CAR RANT VIDEO. THAT IS THEM THEY'RE THAT THE ENTIRE MIDWEST#PLEASSSGGHHHEEEE ITS SO GOOD ITS THEM#lune talks#oops i cant shut the Fuck up in tags#wttt#wttsh#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttt indiana
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And their flag came from a NOFX album! How cool!
The only thing good about America is that they named a national holiday after a fall out boy song
And that they used part of an MCR song for their national anthem
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synopsis- all the times y/n has been horny on main for Logan
before you continue: suggestive content ahead so minors dni! reblog and follow if you enjoyed <3
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logansargeant not a good weekend but we will look ahead to the next race
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user1 SENDING YOU HUGS 🫶
user2 it’s okay logie bear, we’re all rooting for you 🔥
yourusername sorry you had a bad day, you can touch my boobs if you want
↳ logansargeant that’ll actually help a lot, thank you
↳ oscarpiastri urgh brother urgh
↳ user3 I volunteer as well!!
user4 we love you Logan!! don’t worry!! you’ll do better in the next one
user5 bro looks majestic here
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logansargeantfan I don’t think he realises the power he has over people (me)
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user6 he got me feeling freaky
↳ yourusername same
yourusername he’s delicious, delectable, luscious, delightful, exquisite, glorious, heavenly, divine, magnificent, fantastic, scrumptious, majestic, mesmerising, captivating, angelic, ethereal, celestial, paradisiacal, magical, enchanting, exquisite, elegant, remarkable, mystical, heavenly, the warmth on pillows, the slight breeze on a sunset, the pinkish purple sky, the stars in the galaxy, the feeling when u actually understand math
↳ user7 thank you for putting my feelings into words
↳ user8 STAND 🫵 UP 🫵 OMG 🫵
user9 need to run my fingers through his hair
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logansargeantupdates Logan at the gym recently via @/yourusername
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user10 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
yourusername he sent me this and I had to share it with yall, it’d be a sin not to
↳ user11 this is why you are my favourite wag
↳ user12 thank you for feeding us 😪
user13 major frat boy vibes
yourusername roses are red (usually) and violets are always blue… I want to have his babies
↳ user14 that don’t even- you know what nvm 😭
↳ user15 straight to the point, love that
user16 HIS ARMS!!
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logansargeant Tricky day, things are heating up tomorrow
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user17 He’s the American George Russell, always shirtless
↳ user17 I’m not complaining btw 😉
user18 Bro, do me a solid and please delete. My wife is on this app, I can’t let her see this.
yourusername things will be heating up between us tonight
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↳ alex_albon get a room
user19 WTF IS A SHIRT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
yourusername can I lick your abs?
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#logan sargeant smau#logan sargeant x reader#logan sargent fluff#logan sargeant fanfic#logan sargeant smut#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 smut#f1 smau#formula one smau
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𝓒𝐀𝐑 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 ୨୧ 𝐒𝐉𝐘
(𝓹airing) — sjy x fmr ꣑୧ 𝓷eighbors to lovers ; fluff & hs au (𝔀ordcout) three-thousand one-hundred 𝓹eng's note. america core oops 🦅 𝓫ookshelf
𝓼ynopsis. a sequence of events from your and jake’s senior year
꣑୧ 𝓶𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬
01. new hair
it’s the first day of the new school year. you’re tired but less than what you’ve been in previous years.
this year, you can finally say goodbye to the early bus rides and even longer rides home.
your neighbor, sim jaeyun, has a car and parking and is willing to bring you to and from. you’ve never been so thankful for the blonde boy.
blonde? more like brunette boy now.
“you dyed your hair back?” you say as you walk up to the driver’s side of the car, he rolls down the window.
“yeah,” jake nodded. “what do you think?”
“it looks good…” you admire his new hair color and cut. “still a little dead though,” you reach through the window to touch his hair. his hair is still soft but there’s a hint of frailness from the rounds of bleach he’s been doing for nearly a year.
“maybe you could use that hair mask you always use on me?” he suggests.
“maybe.”
02. amusement park
this is the first and last time you will ever skip school. especially with sim jaeyun.
it’s his idea to ditch school and drive to the nearest amusement park, two hours away from your town.
“come on ____ie,” jake says as you buckle your seatbelt. “it’s SAT day for the juniors… we won’t be missing anything!”
“still! our parents are going to be called!” you argue.
“if they get mad at you, i’ll deal with them,” jake reassures you, putting a hand on your headrest while reversing out of your driveway. “the tickets are on me.”
“tickets?” you raise an eyebrow.
you and jake spend the whole day until sundown at the amusement park.
once you finally accept the fact you should be more laid back for senior year, you drag him from ride to ride. despite him being scared shitless of roller coasters he goes on them with you since he knows how badly you want to ride them.
the only condition is that he gets to hold your hand if he gets scared. which is inevitably the whole day, which he gets to use the excuse to hold your hand in queues.
he also holds your hand while walking around the park with the excuse of not wanting to lose you in the crowd.
as if there are a bunch of people on a random weekday. the only ‘crowd’ is just the families with children no older than five.
the only thing jake can confidently do is get you a giant plushie at one of the scam-like carnival game stands. which he carries around for the remainder of the day.
you hate to admit it but skipping was a good idea even though when you two return home both sets of your parents are waiting furiously on your front porch.
“it was my idea,” jake takes the blame as you peek out from behind him, holding his hand for comfort.
you both get grounded for a week and are forced to take the bus to and from school. that didn’t matter though because you both had fun that day.
03. sick day
one morning jake is surprised to see that when he pulls into your driveway that you aren’t waiting for him.
you’re so punctual and on time so it makes him worried. but he gives you the benefit of the doubt and sits in his car for ten minutes. maybe you're just running a little late.
when you don’t respond to his texts jake becomes more worried. he caves, gets out of his car, walks up your front steps, and rings the doorbell.
when you come to the door with messy hair and a pale face jake can already sense you’re sick and miserable.
“woah, are you okay?”
“sorry for not texting,” you sneeze. “i’m staying home today.”
“are your parents home?” jake asks, looking around your house behind you.
“no,” you yawn, rubbing your eyes.
“let me in.”
“but school starts in twenty, you’ll be late,” you try to push him out the door, though he’s stronger than you.
“let me take care of you,” he wraps his arms around your waist and carries you upstairs towards your room.
jake spends the day in your room giving you medicine, soup, and under the covers next to you. making sure he’s with you as you rest incase you need anything. not letting you get up at all unless you really must.
your parents come home to you and jake cuddled up on the couch.
to no one's surprise, your parents call jake’s parents and inform them about their son's whereabouts for the day.
jake does not get grounded for skipping that time.
꣑୧ 𝓪𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥
01. after school nap
after a long day of test after test, each teacher trying to get one in before winter break, you’re exhausted.
walking up to jake’s car with dark circles and messy braids. ready to go home and crash on your bed to start your week-long break.
the frigid weather has you shivering as you approach the vehicle. your nose and cheeks flushed red from the cold.
“cold outside?” jake asks as you quickly shut the door and sink into the passenger’s seat. his car had been running for a couple of minutes now as he got let out early by his teacher.
“super,” you yawn, snuggling into your jacket.
the car is taken over by a comfortable silence. the only noises being the car engine and the wind outside. keeping his eyes on the road jake asks you a question.
“how were your tests?” he asks while turning the corner.
he gets no response, at the red light he glances over to see you sleeping soundly in the seat next to him.
when arriving at your house jake decides that you look too adorable and comfortable to wake you up just yet. he knows you’ve been studying hard the past week and barely sleeping. ten minutes is what he tells himself, he’ll wake you up in ten minutes.
ten minutes later jake has also fallen asleep.
you both nap in the heated car for god knows how long. then when a continuous taps on the window register in jake’s brain he opens his eyes to see it is already dark out. the digital clock reads three-quarters past five.
your mom is currently knocking on the driver’s side window.
“hi jaeyun,” she greets when he rolls down the window. “i think you two have been sleeping for too long.”
“yeah, i’m so sorry!” he apologizes. “i guess i fell asleep while i was waiting for her to wake up.”
“that’s alright,” your mother smiles at him. “just making sure you weren’t doing anything else in here!”
jake can’t help the heat creeping up his neck in embarrassment at the suggestion you two were doing something other than sleeping.
“how about you join us for dinner tonight!”
“i’d love to,” jake scratches the back of his neck. “i’ll bring her inside.” he looks over at your peaceful expression wondering how you didn’t wake up in the past couple of minutes.
02. passenger princess
“get out,” jake says when sunghoon climbs into the passenger’s seat of his car.
“what do you mean?” sunghoon replies, furrowing his bushy eyebrows. “you said you’re taking me home!”
“i am!” the australian boy retorts. “but you have to sit in the back.”
“why!” the younger boy whines, crossing his arms childishly.
“because the front seat is for ____,” jake explains, unlocking the door so sunghoon can exit.
“not fair,” sunghoon groans. “last time i checked she didn’t call shotgun.”
“well, she always sits next to me-” he’s cut off by the back door opening and you setting your backpack on the middle seat. “hey, don’t sit there. sunghoon was just about to move.”
“oh! okay!” you get up, looking at sunghoon innocently.
“fuck you,” the black-haired boy says under his breath. “i’m supposed to be your passenger princess.”
“hi hoon!” you sweetly greet him, he suddenly doesn’t feel too betrayed anymore.
“hey,” he says as he goes to the back seat, switching places with you.
you all buckle into the car and as jake backs out of the parking lot you reach over the console to plug your phone into the charger.
jake never lets me do that without asking! sunghoon thinks to himself.
you start fiddling with the car plane on his screen. selecting yourself as aux and playing your shared playlist with jake.
sunghoon notices that his phone is no longer an option for bluetooth on jake’s car and feels even more offended.
jake hums along to the songs you queue as you sing along while reapplying your lip tint in the pull-down mirror.
jake said he hates this song! sunghoon thinks again, cringing at how down bad his friend is for you.
when the trio arrives at sunghoon’s house he quickly gets out and bids goodbye to you only as you wave through the window as he walks up the steps to his front door.
jake soon receives a text from his best friend.
penghoon 🐧 : that was disgusting GET UPP i am your PASSENGER PRINCESS NOT HER ☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔
03. corsage
the friday before prom on the way home school school, jake can’t shake off the sad pout on your face. he feels as if there’s a small rain cloud thundering above your head that’s making your lips droop.
“what’s the matter?” jake asks gently as he sees your sad state.
“i don’t have a date to prom anymore,” your frown becomes stronger.
“what?” he asks with wide eyes. “did you just find out? prom is tomorrow night?”
“i know,” you slouch into your seat. “her boyfriend surprised her by flying in last night and now i don’t get to have a corsage like everyone else! neither do i have a ride…”
“i’ll pick you up,” jake offers. “i don’t have a date either.”
“thank you,” you say with a slight frown still on your face, though inside your relieved to know jake is going alone.
the next morning jake rushes to find a place that has a corsage just perfect for you and for him to match with.
unfortunately, he doesn’t know your dress color so he brings as many different colored ties with him when he picks you up. picking a white corsage so it can match with any color.
when you answer the door jake feels all the air being knocked from his lungs. you’re breathtaking. literally. he starts coughing and you pull him into your house and pat his back.
“where’s your tie?” you ask when he finally starts breathing normally again.
“i have multiple in my car,” he says bashfully. “i wanted to make sure we matched.”
jake quickly leaves to retrieve the ties and corsage.
when you spot the clear box with the pretty white flower that matches the one on his blazer you’re quick to nearly tackle him.
“oh my god! you got me a corsage!” you squeal hugging is neck tightly.
“anything for my prom date,” pats your head, careful to not mess up the hairstyle he knows you spent a good hour on.
04. third-wheel
“are we waiting for someone?” you ask as jake scrolls on his phone after you two have been sitting in the car for a couple of minutes now.
“yeah,” jake’s eyes drift from his phone to the back exit of the school, finally seeing the tall black-haired boy making his way towards the car. “we’re bringing riki home.”
“hey guys!!” the younger boy grins as he slides into the backseat.
“hi ki!” you smile at him in the rearview mirror. “do you want to come with me and jae to the café downtown? or are you busy?”
“i’m not busy!” riki has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face, knowing that jake had told him to not get in the way of your study date.
alas, you’re the one who invited him, so jake cannot protest.
“oh! haha great!” jake says as he grips the steering wheel hard enough that his knuckles turn white. luckily for him, that’s the least of your concerns as you stare at the way his veins have become more prominent. “the more the merrier!”
the three of you sit in a booth in the café. thankfully jake had kicked riki out of your side of the booth while you were in the bathroom. now jake was by your side doing his own homework as you both shared a slice of strawberry shortcake.
riki on the other hand sits at the opposite side of the table with his straw conveniently next to his mouth as he plays games on his phone.
“riki, don’t you have any homework?” you ask him as you look over at the gaming underclassmen.
“i did it in study hall,” he clarifies, eyes still glued to his screen like a giant ipad kid.
“i find that hard to believe,” jake whispers in your ear.
“be nice,” you nudge him, to which he shrugs.
you both go back to doing your work for a while until jake sees that you have one bite's worth of cake left. he knows you’ll argue with him and insist he eats it. so instead he silently picks it up with his fork and turns to you.
“____,” he says as he brings the utensil to your lips, waiting for you to get the whole piece before retracting his hand, “good?” he asks.
you nod your head as you finish chewing the cake. jake notices that some icing got stuck on the corner of your lips and wordlessly brings his thumb to your face to clean you.
you both stare at each other. the way your eyes sparkle when jake makes eye contact with you is mesmerizing. he dares to almost lean in until riki clears his throat.
“um, my mom says i have to be home for dinner soon.”
“oh yeah,” jake says as he awkwardly backs away. “let’s get you home.”
05. driver switch
you’ve been sitting around in jake’s car for about an hour now. you didn’t know he had practice today and he had only gotten to tell you after the buses left.
instead, he had you walk to the soccer field so he could give you his keys so you could wait in the car for him.
his teammates looked at him suspiciously when you approached.
“since when did you have a girlfriend?” heeseung, the soccer captain asks.
“that’s ____,” riki, an underclassman, interrupts, “jake’s neighbor he’s secretly in love with.”
“shut up,” jake shoves his shoulder as you were still walking close by.
“is that why you wouldn’t set me up on a date with her?” sunghoon pops up behind jake, startling him.
“maybe,” jake mumbles, taking the ball and kicking it along.
once practice is over jake walks to the parking lot with sunghoon and jay. he spots you from afar sitting in his car while reading a book.
he says goodbye to his friends who are quick to tease him and walks over to the car. knocking on the window so you let him open it.
“hi! how was practice?”
“tiring,” jake sighs, placing his bag in the back seat.
“seems like it,” you comment, “i’ll drive us home!”
“nah, it’s fine.”
“please! i never get to drive because i don’t have my own car,” you whine, “you’re clearly tired anyways.”
“it’s my car,” jake argues.
“but i have the keys!” you pout.
“just this once,” jake says while you both switch seats.
06. the date
after your almost kiss at the café, jake musters up the courage to bring you on a real date. the near kiss did everything to confirm that the pining he had been doing for you since the beginning of high school was mutual.
waiting for him to pick you up was seriously nerve-wracking. you kept telling yourself that this wasn’t new at all, which is true, and that it was just jake.
but that was exactly the problem.
you haven’t seen jake since he confessed to you and asked you out on a real date.
that was three days ago, the last day of school when he dropped you home after getting celebratory ice cream.
you’ve been in jake’s car with him more than a hundred times but today was different. you weren’t just driving to school or around town, you were going on a date with him.
at that fancy place, you both discussed going to back when you were just friends. scrolling through the menu on the website for a hypothetical meal turned into reality now.
“you look beautiful,” jake says when you walk downstairs.
of course, he went inside to talk to your parents beforehand. jake was nothing but a gentleman. he reaches for your hand and twirls you around once your feet touch the floor. he admires your dress with lovesick eyes and you think you might as well be dreaming right now.
you bid goodbye to your parents and walk hand in hand down to his car. jake reached to open the passenger door for you and made sure you were inside before closing it.
you fiddle with your necklace as jake starts the car, which he catches onto the awkward atmosphere quickly.
“are you nervous?” jake glances over at you.
“kinda- a lot actually,” you chuckle awkwardly. “it’s just kinda weird being in your car for the first time after we told each other we liked each other.”
“i get it,” jake nods his head before reaching over the console to take your shaking hand into his. “it’s just me.”
“that’s the thing,” you say. “of course i’m nervous jae, i like you, and now you know.”
“i like you too though and i’m also nervous,” he squeezes your hand. “this shouldn’t be any different from when we hang out! just don’t overthink it.”
“okay,” you feel yourself getting flustered, interlacing your fingers with his as he starts driving.
“at least we already know what we want to order!” jake laughs, recalling your late-night menu scrolling two weeks ago before either of you knew about the reciprocated feelings. “one less thing to be worried about.”
you finally let out a genuine laugh.
that night when jake walks you back to your door he does what riki interrupted you from doing. kissing you softly under the dim light provided by your porch light.
when you both finally pull away to see jake cutely pouting at the fact your night together is coming to a close.
“what’s wrong, yun?” you giggle, resting your hands on his chest.
“i don’t want to go home yet,” he says with a pout on his face. bringing you closer so your head rests on his chest as he holds you.
“maybe you can come inside?” you look up at him with hopeful eyes.
at the end of the night, you end up in your boyfriend’s arms.
# ૮꒰ “ . . ꒱ა ♥︎ #🐶 — 𝖩𝖠𝖤𝖸𝖴𝖭#jake sim#sim jake#sim jaeyun#enhypen#enhypen fluff#enhypen angst#enhypen imagines#enhypen drabbles#enhypen scenarios#enhypen fanfiction#enhypen oneshots#enhypen x reader#enhypen au#enhypen jake#jake imagines#jake x reader#jake fluff#jake angst#jake scenarios#sim jaeyun x reader#sim jaeyun fluff#sim jaeyun angst#jake enhypen#jake sim fluff#jake oneshots#jaeyun fluff#jaeyun x reader#enha fluff
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MR. AMERICA / LOGAN SARGEANT
logan sargeant x gf reader / SMAU FIC
FACE CLAIM / none!
WARNINGS / let’s pretend that the 4th of july isn’t during the british grand prix :)
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user6 i love the film photo vibe!
logansargeant ms. americana 🧎
yourusername mr. america 🦅
user66 so cute!
yourbsf so lana del rey coded
yourusername #thequeen&thelegend
user06 my favourite couple on the grid 💙💙
user7 happy national lana del rey day to those who celebrate 🫡
yourusername #lana4ever
user97 the lana americana trend will never end
user4 she makes me patriotic
yourusername my patriotism is based off of logan and lana 😊😊😊😊😊😊
user63 i’m quoting this in my senior yearbook
yourusername pls do🙏
user5 iconic quote
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logansargeant happy 4th from me and yn ❤️🇺🇸🎆🧨
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user3 fahrenheit >>> celsius
user8 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅👏🦅👏🦅🦅🦅
user00 RAHHHHH 🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸
yourusername ladies and gentlemen, the reason why i’m patriotic (and lana del rey ofc)
logansargeant i love you too ❤️
yourusername and lana?
logansargeant her too ^^
user7 logan confirmed lana stan?!???
user123 the girlfriend effect came true
user4073 the 2nd photo!!! lord
daltonsargeant happy fourth of july to the two of you! 👍
logansargeant thanks bro 😎
yourusername happy lana del rey day dalton 🤍
daltonsargeant thanks yn 😂
user4 #FUCKTHEBRITS
user79 #AMERICATHEGREAT
user021 #FUCKTHETEA
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#sweeterlovers#formula 1#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#formula one#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1#logan sargeant smau#logan sargeant x you#logan sargeant fic#logansargeant#logan sargeant x reader#logan sargeant#logan sargent fluff#logan sargent x reader
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logansargeant happy fourth y/n 💀🤣
⤷y/n.jpg Logan! Pull up man
⤷logansargeant am I being invited to the cookout?
⤷y/n.jpg I- 💀🤣sure Logan, just text me
bsf1 we look so hot omg 😍🥵
⤷y/n.jpg we do 🤭
⤷bsf2 was that even a question? 🤭🤭
lilymhe 😔i miss you wifey
⤷y/n.jpg i miss you too! Don’t worry I’ll be back next week 🫶🏾
⤷alexalbon um? Wifey? 😐
⤷y/n.jpg call me Mr. Steal your bitch 😋
maxverstappen1 will you bring me back some food?
⤷y/n.jpg so needy 🙄😂 yeah I’ll bring you a plate but you do know you could just come?
⤷maxverstappen1 oh- you so right
username5 happy Fourth of July Y/n!
username9 omg will we potentially get pictures of Logan finally being around people who care about him?
⤷username12 💀moot what you being messy for?
username7 stop this friend group is so hot and for what?
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y/n.jpg no one told me I would be dealing with two unhinged blondes 😭😞free me
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bsf2 we are not unhinged
⤷logansargeant agreed 😁
⤷bsf1 yes you two are
⤷y/n.jpg you both decided it would be a good idea to climb into a baby swing and got stuck 💀😐
⤷logansargeant that did not happen??
⤷y/n.jpg tell that to the fire station that cut you out 💀
username4 omg 🤣he actually pulled up
maxverstappen1 help is on the way dear!!
⤷y/n.jpg did you just 😍quote a meme to me 🤭
⤷logansargeant oh good god 💀plz keep this pg 13 there’s kids on here
⤷y/n.jpg girl…fuck them kids 🤭and fuck you too 🖕🏾
username7 and where’s max? Like how is some guy who can't even drive around my girl alone?
⤷username88 ooo yeah it's giving insecure, good luck to any person you date
username76 are we just going to ignore that Logan and Ashley got stuck in a baby swing 💀
⤷username103 and the fire department had to cut them out 💀
⤷logansargeant yes
⤷bsf2 yes we are
username9 see if I was max i wouldn’t let some guy be all cozy with my girl like that
⤷username5 friend what are you talking about? What cozying you see bc i see logan getting cozy with Ashley if that’s what you mean
username2 so um, anyone else getting chemistry from Logan and her best friend??
⤷username10 oh my god yes, thank you, I thought I was the only one 😭
⤷username23 stop 😵i hope not, they lowkey look like siblings
⤷username55 STOP WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT LMAO??
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y/n.jpg Proud to have introduced the boys to the y/n version of 7/4 🫡happy 7/4 to america 💋
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username7 NOT AMERICAN BUT HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
username9 not the max picture cuz ppl was talking shit on the last photo 💀
⤷username2 logan looks like he’s either third wheeling or being babysat 💀😂
username10 HAPPY 7/4
username4 HAPPY 7/4
username33 HAPPY 7/4
username69 HAPPY 7/4
username74 HAPPY 7/4
username99 RAWWWW 🦅HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO THE BEST COUNTRY
⤷username98 they gon get you girl but real💀
bsf1 AHHH WE LOOK SO GOOD IN THE LAST PHOTO, W AURAAAAAA
bsf2 WHERE ARE YOU?? WE’RE TRYING TO TAKE A TRIO PIC WITH THE FIREWORKS??
⤷bsf1 OH MY GOD TURN AROUND!!!
⤷username77 WHAT’S GOING ON?? WHAT ARE WE MISSING??
⤷username61 SHOW IT TO US PLEASE!! SHOW IT TO US RACHEL!
caption: look at these lovebirds over here 💀
⤷bsf1 she’s gonna kill you once she sees this
⤷bsf2 she was the one who kissed him 💀and she can’t even lie and say she was possibly drunk this time
⤷bsf2 miss “I don’t date drivers”
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F1lover stop ✋ maybe she’s just busy and will fly in the day of the race
loveuy/n she looks good tho 😭what was she even doing??
lo3vmax maybe she has practice?
⤷mrssainz yeah but max hasn’t said anything about her not coming yet
y/nhater I don’t know maybe she finally realized their little pr relationship isn’t working anymore
winter<3 she looks really hungover, maybe she was waiting before flying so she wouldn’t have to deal with that
→ DUH DUH DUH!!! We have names for our best friends now! 💀(I did not mean for that to happen lol)
→ If you want, we can vote on the other best friend’s name! Send in a request for names and we can poll!!
Anyways back to normal programing
→ Yes the cookout is a reference to a black cookout but you can take that as a normal bbq
→ Logan x Ashley? 👀we’ll see
→ Logan is officially a part of the gang yay!!
→ Yes, Y/N did in fact block Max after the kiss (she left immediately and screamed in her pillow for at least 30 minutes)
→ Is Y/n going to Silverstone?? I guess we’ll never know…..jk you’ll know in the next chapter mwah 💋
Author’s note!
I finished this up faster than I thought I would 💀I originally planned to wait till July 4th to actually post this but then I was like…nahhhh next chapter will have the race, max and y/n talking (more denial yay! 😁) I now get why writers love the good old miscommunication, it’s so much fun to write 😈
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༉‧₊˚ CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚
⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…
#f1 smau#champions love ♡#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 social media au#f1 x reader#formula one x black reader
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THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG (15)
The penultimate chapter!!
series masterlist
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caption: back to reality
Ollie pushed her luggage to the side, his eyes tired behind a pair of blue light glasses. His hair was smushed a little from the drive over to the airport, but he looked handsome as always.
They were back in Italy, Ollie starting training again before the Canadian Grand Prix. Aubrey had to go back to New York, catch up on classes and deal with auditions and bookings.
“Don’t fall in love with some Manhattan fashion guy,” Ollie pouted, tugging her into him, cradling her head and waist.
“Don’t be dramatic, babe. I’ll see you in like, a week and a half.” She sniffed into his hoodie, but she felt her heart carving itself out of her chest and wedging into his already. Nearly two weeks with Ollie, all tanned, shirtless and happy…now back to the sweltering, bustling city without him. She wanted to cry a little. This sweet boy made her life so much more, so abundant. It felt like time, almost. She knew that he loved her, and she most definitely loved him. But he knew her and he wanted to take it slow so she wouldn’t be spooked. She adored him for it.
He must’ve felt her tense because he pressed quiet kisses into the crown of her head, smoothing her hair away from her face.
“I can’t wait to win in your home country. Promise you’ll text me when you land?” He pressed one more kiss into her temple tenderly.
“Okay, I will.”
With one more squeeze, she rubbed her eyes and entered into the terminal, waving once more at Ollie.
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aubreyyang SO AMERICAN MUSIC VIDEO! It was an honour to direct my first music video for my girl @oliviarodrigo ❤️
Even though I hate being mistaken as american, this song was too good to pass up 💋
GO WATCH NOW 🇺🇸🦅🗽
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user1 OH SO SHES SERVING SERVING HUH
livieelove OMG THE ULTIMATE COLLAB
aubreyyangcontent liv and Aubrey (successful gorgeous asian queens) 🤝 their golden retriever tall white bfs
-- olliebearmansgf CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS THEIR SHARED EXPERIENCEE
logansargeant we welcome you to America anytime 🤠
-- aubreyollie4eva YO STAY IN UR OWN LANE BRUV
olliebearman real ones know the Vancouver lore :)
-- aubreyyang downtown day when?
-- user2 MOM AND DAD PLSSS
MESSAGES
ollie
just watched the music video
it was so good
aubrey
well what can I say I relate to it hehe
ollie
really?
aubrey
well duh
I mean ig im from canada but ur from england
ollie
oh wow
aubrey
idk I kinda like having a muse for directing
it feels more personal
sorry did I make it weird?
ollie
no of course not love
come to the next gp with me
aubrey
ollie what
ollie
no im serious im having my Aubrey withdrawals
I really want you here
aubrey
okay
okay ill come to you
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aubberieyaang highkey in love with my best friend 🤪
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alexandrasaintmleux I KNEW IT THATS WHY HES ALL RED AND GIGGLY
-- aubberieyaang wait really hehe
leosdad please just tell him this hurts my soul
-- aubberieyaang SOON I PROMISE
celine_diorr fine hes better than any of ur exes and he has my blessing
-- aubberieyaang TY BAE
chuck_bushes Ay he better watch his hands
-- aubberieyaang love u my honorary big bro
f1wagupdates posted
slide one: ollie and aubrey walking through the paddock; he is wearing a Ferrari polo and a backwards hat with jeans and sneakers, she is wearing a vintage Ferrari tank top with her dark hair loose around her shoulders. Her mini skirt is a light denim, and she has a pair of low doc Martens and scrunch white socks. A pair of sunglasses (as seen in her previous posts) pushes her hair back from her face. The picture is slightly blurry, but she is walking in front as he follows suit behind her, one hand on the small of her back. A black Prada handbag is in his hand, presumably Aubrey's.
slide two: a video of David Bearman and Aubrey Yang in the Ferrari garage as they stand side by side, both wearing red earmuffs as they stare enraptured at the screen. Someone moving boxes passes by, and David moves Aubrey behind him in a very fatherly way. She says something that makes him laugh, and he pats her shoulder as they focus back on the screen. The tags on the live TV shows David Bearman, Oliver Bearman's dad, and Aubrey Yang, Oliver Bearman's Partner.
f1wagupdate Aubrey Yang is once again seen in the paddock, this time in Montreal. She is seen with Ollie Bearman's father and Ollie before and during the race.
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aubreyyangfanpage THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF FERRARI RAHHH the first pic is so cute
-- user1 THEYRE BOTH WEARING MERCH AND LOOKING GORGEOUS HOLY MOLY
user2 aww her and his dad are so sweet (when is it my turn PLEASE)
-- f1funnies00 shes so daughter in law coded I SWEAR THEYRE TOGETHER EVEN THE TAG HARD LAUNCHED THEM BROO
premababies hes holding her bag (gonna sleep on the highway tonight hehe)
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america ya!! may i request a charlie x hispanic reader (feeling rlly self indulgent lmao) you don't have to do it if you don't feel like tho ^_^
AMERICA FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥. Listen, I’m REALLY white, so I’m getting second hand info from my friends. It’s my fault, I’m the problem 😔😔
Charlie x Hispanic reader
If you come from a different continent(ei Europe or South America) he’s kinda interested to hear about where you came from. Even if you didn’t and you’re like a generation or two after the fact he’s still rlly curious to learn about your culture
Charlie will listens but he doesn’t rlly ask questions, so just tell him what you’d like and he’ll absorb the information.
Very respectful honestly, kinda intimidated when he actually enters your house. He has no idea what to expect so he’s just weirdly SMILING, like the awkward smile you do to act polite. He also brought a gift, something safe like wine
Listen man, he cannot stay up partying late. If your family is holding some sort of party the latest he can do is maybe 10-11. It’s not the staying up late it’s the socializing
He can drink though, he’s a REALLY happy drunk. So you just watch him stumble around like a maniac talking to people, passes out on your lap at some point
If you can cook he absolutely loves it. Would love it if you cooked anything for him in general. He doesn’t like to cook, and he doesn’t want to learn so he’s just grateful for anything home cooked.
Something funny to do is when you two are arguing just start talking in your native language because that boy will freeze instantly and he’ll just stare at you like you caught him with his hand in the cookie jar
#smiling friends#smiling friends x reader#smiling friends x reader headcanons#smiling friends headcanons#charlie dompler#charlie dompler headcanons#charlie dompler x reader#Charlie dompler x reader headcanons#smiling friends charlie#smiling friends charlie headcanons#smiling friends Charlie x reader#smiling friends Charlie x reader headcanons#smiling friends charlie dompler#smiling friends charlie dompler headcanons#smiling friends Charlie dompler x reader#smiling friends Charlie dompler x reader headcanons
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Charly with an American gf during July fourth!!🦅🇺🇸
Traditions- Carlos Alcaraz
|WARNINGS:none!Just fluff
|AUTHOR'S NOTE:love our charlie boy!🇺🇸
|SUMMARY:Your boyfriend really likes the traditions of your country...
Your beloved boyfriend, was ready for a break after an intense season. The Fourth of July was the perfect opportunity, and you, had invited him to spend it in your hometown of Austin, Texas. He was eager to experience the holiday and explore the festivities with you.
You waited at the airport, holding a sign that read “Welcome, Charlie!” As soon as he saw you, Carlos’ face lit up, and he hurried over, pulling you into a tight hug.
“¡Hola, mi amor!” he exclaimed, spinning you around. “I’ve missed you so much!”
“Welcome to America, Charlie! Ready for some Fourth of July fun?” you asked, grinning.
“Absolutely! Let’s go!” His eyes sparkled with excitement as he took your hand.
The first stop was a popular food truck park. Charlie looked around in awe at the variety of options.
“This is incredible,” he said, scanning the menus. “What should I try first?”
“Definitely the brisket tacos,” you suggested. “And maybe a sweet tea to wash it down.”
Charlie eagerly followed your lead, and soon the two of you were enjoying a delicious, messy meal on a picnic bench. He took a big bite of his taco and his eyes widened.
“This is amazing!” he exclaimed. “Why don’t we have this in Spain?”
After lunch, you took him to a nearby lake for some kayaking. Charlie was game for anything, his competitive spirit shining through as he paddled ahead, challenging you to keep up. You laughed as he playfully splashed you, and the two of you raced across the water, enjoying the warm Texas sun.
“¡Vamos, cariño! You can’t beat me!” he teased, laughing.
“Oh, we’ll see about that, Charlie!” you retorted, paddling harder.
In the afternoon, you headed to a friend’s rooftop party downtown. Charlie mingled effortlessly, charming everyone with his stories and enthusiasm. He even joined a game of cornhole, quickly picking up the rules and showing off his athletic skills. You couldn’t help but smile, watching him fit in so seamlessly.
“Eres increíble, mi vida,” you whispered as he sank another shot.
He grinned, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. “Gracias, mi amor. But you’re the one who makes everything perfect.”
As the sun began to set, you led Charlie to a perfect spot to watch the city’s fireworks. You spread out a blanket on the grass, and he lay down beside you, his head resting on your shoulder.
“Thank you for today,” he said softly, tracing patterns on your arm with his fingers. “I’ve had so much fun.”
“I’m glad,” you replied, squeezing his hand. “The night’s not over yet.”
The fireworks started with a loud boom, and Charlie’s eyes widened with wonder. The sky lit up with vibrant colors, and he turned to you, his face illuminated by the bursts of light.
“This is incredible,” he whispered.
You both lay there, watching the display in comfortable silence. When the finale came, Charlie sat up, pulling you close for a kiss as the sky exploded in a final blaze of color.
Later, back at your place, you sat on the porch with a couple of beers, talking about everything and nothing. Charlie leaned back in his chair, looking relaxed and happy.
“I could get used to this,” he said, smiling at you. “Austin, the Fourth of July, and especially you.”
You laughed. “I’m glad you had a good time. We’ll have to make this a tradition.”
Charlie nodded. “Absolutely. Here’s to many more.”
As the night grew late, you both headed inside, tired but content. Snuggling up on the couch, Charlie wrapped his arms around you, kissing your forehead.
“Te quiero mucho, mi vida,” he murmured, his voice filled with affection.
“I love you too, Charlie,” you replied, feeling the warmth of his embrace.Today was incredible and you couldn't wait to visit Spain with him and know his traditions; in that moment, you wish to stay with him forever because he's the only person that can make your days absolutely perfect.
#x reader#carlos alcaraz#tennis#carlos alcaraz x reader#fanfic#carlos alcaraz imagine#cute#4th of july#carlos alcaraz fanfiction#requests open#request#fluff
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"you called?"
- hanging out
Warnings: none
Requested by: no one
Atsushi Nakajima
• Turns out you are an spy for the agency! (NOT SPYING ON THE ADA BUTS SPIES ON DIFF PEOPLE FOR THE ADA)
• You two mostly hang out during his lunch breaks
• You both enjoy going on nice little walks, mostly in awkward silence or him rambling before apologizing.
• If headcannon that him and Kyouka like cooking and baking together so he sometimes invites you over since Kyouka enjoys your presence
• Kyouka is a wingwoman so she usually puts you two in more romantic positions on purpose but claims it's an accident. But I mean, you two believe her because she's still a child, why would she do that...?
• If only you two knew.
Dazai Osamu
• Since you two were in the Port Mafia, and were sometimes really busy, the only time you'd see him was after work.
• Sometimes he'd call you and ask to come to a really random location outside of Yokohoma, and learned that it was his home in a shipping container that stank really bad (cannon.)
• From there he'd insist you'd eat some canned foods with him but you refused and got him back into the city where you went out and bought him some actual dinner than went to about 52,346 yen. ($325 American dollars)
Chuuya Nakahara
• You got to know eachother through Kouyou when she'd invite you two over for tea and talk.
• You'd also hangout durring joint-missions with yours and his division since you two worked well together.
• He and Dazai were always together so there were you as well. (The reason will be told soon lmao)
• After work, he'd usually just invite you to go drink with him even if you two weren't legal yet to drink.
• Sometimes he'd let you stay over if you got too drunk.
• Sometimes you'd drunk hook-up but never went further and just acted like it didn't happen and told no one.
Akutugawa Ryuunoske
• Something produced into a friendship through Gin.
• You and Gin were close friends so Ryuunoske was also always around when you and her would go out.
• Other than that he thought you made good fig tea so he'd just appear at your house in the middle of the night and demand for you to make tea.
• If you didn't, he'd stay on your couch till you did, even if he had meetings or missions, he'd just want your tea.
• When you did make the tea, he'd just listen to you silently as you ramble of how he shouldn't just pop up in the middle of the night with no invite or anything else you'd talk about.
• Btw this happens still
Ranpo Edogawa
• He'd pop up randomly sort of like Akutugawa asking you for more of your muffins.
• You two would usually just eat sweets together while he talks about how great of a detective he is and about his recent cases
• You two would also work together in Poe's books sometimes as Ranpo called it "a better challenge."
• He'd also start refusing going alone into the books without you there
• Even once he'd wait a month while you were overseas in America (🦅🇺🇸🍻) to come back and do the book with him.
Kunikida Doppo
• In high-school years, you'd two would hangout when he got detention in his delinquent phase and you'd watch over since you were in student council.
• You also tutored him so you'd stay over sometimes at his house or he'd stay over for dinner at yours.
• He also would sometimes convince you to go to some parties but you'd always watch over him and not drink
• Now, when he's working at the agency, he's completely different.
• You two would eat together during your breaks
• Or while out on missions with Dazai tagging along for the "fun of it."
Edgar Allen Poe
• this boy......
• He'd invite you over sometimes to look over his book even though it was litterally perfect with no mistakes
• like he didn't even need you there he could just publish it right then and there with just one chapter with how good it was.
• I feel like you'd sometimes fall asleep on his couch in his office for some reason and Karl would just sit with you
• Other than that, you two would go out and read together before getting some coffee (or tea if that's your cup)
Fukuzawa Yukichi
• Him, Fukichi, and you when you were younger would go out in the parks and sort of just be kids
• Sometimes you three would just duel, you still in your prestigious school uniform, while beating them up 💀
• When you both got older and crusty, you'd drink tea together
• Since you own a bakey, (reference to *1*) you'd teach him how to bake or he'd just help you while making your sale for tommorow.
• He'd also just take you out on walks, sometimes going back to old spots you'd go to when you were younger
Sigma
• Since it's said that Sigma likes cooking/baking, yall would do that together
• You two would also just watch Nikolai and Fyodor be gay together and talk shit about them two together
• I feel like he'd enjoy playing card games with eachother.
• For some reason I think he hates uno because of how stressed he gets over it and games are supposed to be his stress reliever
• Other than that, if you want to help with his paperwork just do that and talk with him. He thinks your voice is calming.
Nikolai Gogol
• Randomly in the middle of your shift he'd pop up yelling: "(NAME) ITS QUIZ TIME!!!"
• For some reason when your around him you feel as if your high.
• When your resting in your room in the Casino you wake from him screaming on the top of his lungs because he thought you were dead.
• Somehow he'd get in without a key.
• He'd than get really excited and forcefully put you to where he was piggy-back-riding on top of him and he'd run around the casino to annoy Sigma.
• You learned after a few times that no matter how loud you yelled at him or tried to get off that it would motivate him even more
• What you didn't know, is that he was in your walls. Litterally.
• He learned all about you without speaking to you and asked Fedya to get you into their "business."
Fyodor Dostevesky
• Your brother told you that he was a God or whatever and you didn't know what to do so you sort of just followed anything Fyodor said.
• You didn't believe he was a God but you were just bored lol
• He didn't know this though and liked you being around him so he kinda just kept you in his office saying that he'd talk to you about plans later.
• Then he'd keep you there and when it was time for him to leave his lil spot he'd tell you to come back tomorrow and the cycle would repeat
• From these times you two would sort of just talk about life and what you liked, him just going off on about his godly stuff while you just listened in silence.
Tetchou Suericho
• Fukichi would kinda just keep you around the base because you kept Tureko occupied and out of trouble. Don't worry, he paid you.
• You'd see Tetchou quite often due to this and would sometimes cook with him, adapting to his strange food habits
• During off times, he'd ask for you to come over and cook for him because your food with the way he usually eat was a lot better than other people's cooking to him. (Somehow)
• You sort of just stayed there at his house during off time and then during work times, you'd make food with Tureko and change it to the way Tetchou likes it.
Juono Saigiku
• You and him would do torture to criminals together, learning different methods from eachother.
• After, you two would usually go to a coffee shop together (or tea if that's your cup)
• You two sort of just sat in silence until making conversations about random things; him usually complaining about Tetchou and his food.
• Other than that, you two would work on missions sometimes.
lmao im popping these things out rn i might do another
#bungou stray dogs#x reader#bsd#bsd x reader#bsd x you#gender neutral reader#bsd atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd akutagawa#ranpo edogawa#bsd ranpo#edgar allan poe#edgar allen poe bsd#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd fukuzawa#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#tetchou suehiro#bsd tecchou#bsd jouno#jouno saigiku#bsd sigma#sigma
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Weird Ways the Nations Have Died
America: He cracked a uranium rod open with his teeth
They glow in cartoons, so he figured they'd glow in real life too. Who cracks glow sticks with their teeth, though? Dis boy is a neanderthal...
England: Drug overdose... in the middle of sex with France.
France was like "Oh no, did I ride him to death?"
France: Exhaustion from too much sex
For the love of God, don't give England caffeine
Canada: Tony made him do chores in his alien house
Alfie came in like "Tony, stop making Mattie do chores just to watch him!" Both brothers got zapped
Russia: He gave an ostrich a hug
Ostrich: Get the fuck off me bitch I don't know u
China: Someone dared him to pee in a gator pond
Wang lost his wang
Germany: Blue balls
Lethally repressed smh.
🦅 Mod Prussia's Legal Eagle Disclaimer: You can't actually die of blue balls
☕️ Mod England: If you could, I'd be dead
Italy: Dreamed of a spaghetti monster
He fell out of bed and died of head trauma. Told everyone the spaghetti monster killed him
Japan: Tentacle dildo
First attempt at using a brand new tentacle dildo, lost his balance and fell face first into his full-length mirror
Spain: He put a venomous snake in his pocket and it bit his ass
Guess Lovi isn't the only one who wants a piece of that 😮💨
Prussia: He stabbed himself to get out of a dentist appointment
Lud just stared at him like "u dramatic bitch." Still made him go
#axis powers hetalia#hetalia#both mods#listicle#aph prussia#aph america#aph canada#aph england#aph france#aph italy#aph spain#aph russia#aph china#aph japan#aph germany#aph ukfr
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DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS SENDING ME LETTERS THAT SAY “smurf the cat”
I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR LOCATION. AND THEN I WILL ARRIVE. THEN I WILL KNOCK ON YOUR NON-AMERICAN (🇺🇸‼️💪) DOOR. AND THEN I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND I WILL SMASH THE DOOR! 💥💥 I WILL THEN GRIP YOUR NECK, AND STRANGLE YOUR COMMUNIST AIRWAYS WITH THESE VERY 💯% AMERICAN HANDS🇺🇸. AND NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A “smurf the cat” IS. WHAT IS A SMURF, AND WHY ARE WE DOING THAT TO A CAT⁉️ I PROMISE YOU, THAT I, JANE DOE, WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, AND I WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅 AND THE FREEDOM 🦅 OF THESE FISTS.
COUNT YOUR DAYS, BOY. I AM COMING TO FIND YOU. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅‼️ -SINCERELY, SOLDIER TF2 @emotionally-intuitive-engineer PLEASE ASSIST ME IN MY CONQUEST, ONE AMERICAN TO ANOTHER‼️
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How Steve Flirts
Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it
Notes: that’s americas ass. 🤩🦅 OMG I DIE FOR BEARDED STEVE ROGERS LIKE PLEASE HAVE MY-
literally peak gentleman what more could you ask for
the epitome of 40s romance
unlike buck, he hasn’t really gotten with the times and his flirting style reflects that
it takes him a second to realize that he likes you because he’s so used to romance being a privatized thing
when he does though it hits him over the head like a ton of bricks
I fully believe that he goes to Bucky for advice (let’s face it we all know who got the boys girls)
is painfully obvious 😭 like to the point when he’s blushing n stuttering around you
after a while though remembers how to breathe when you’re in the same room
wikihows ‘how to know if your crush likes you’
his love language is definitely words of affirmation and gift giving
always complimenting the tiny things that no one else sees
“Your new perfume is nice, doll.” “My new.. oh, you noticed that?” “Of course.”
he gets lost in his thoughts about you 🤭which leads to him zoning out staring at you
starting drawing again when he got out of the ice, and now he’s using his skills to impress you
expect candid sketches of you showing up on your desk or in your room
you always think he makes you look better than you actually do but that’s just how he sees you
lives by the belief that women are supposed to be respected feminist queen
always insists on carrying everything for you (a little part of him wants you to be impressed)
learns your favourite shows or movies and figures out how to work the tv so he can watch them with you
he’s not used to pda, but will keep an arm around you in public because he wants you to feel safe
I don’t think he gets angry easily, but his temper is wire thin when it comes to you
if you so much as flash an uncomfortable look he’s already up in the face of whoever’s bugging you
calmly furious so much so that it’s scary 😩
“I think you should leave, son.” “C’mon, she was asking for it dressed like that.” “Get the fuck out.”
will politely 🤗 break a nose for you
he’s extremely attentive your mood, and gives you little doodles when he sees you’re sad
did I mention he’s a PERFECT gentlemen
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