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Poor little guy. So sad, so pitiful.

Forced to go run errands while it's raining and windy.

Poor little puffball who was nearly swept away by the wind.

He sits in the stores having flashbacks to the war he fought with the wind on the way here

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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i have developed a much more viceral understanding of why bank robbers were widely regarded as popular heroes in the 1930s

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Aston Martin are Strollonso truthers confirmed.

When’s the wedding guys?

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They are so proud they won the poll they bring it up at every opportunity. Also another clip that would have sent past me into a coma. Like they’re acknowledging how shippable they are?? And they’re proud of it?? What world do we live in?

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F1 breaking news: the racism factory make staffing decisions based on racism. More to come at mid season

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my two favorite blockheads 🥜

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(come see me on twt too!)

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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Them your honor

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ok this was completely unintentional but everyone is calling the kiwi backpack the phiwi which is adorable but also:

in Māori, “iwi” means tribe/clan/people. putting that ph in front of it is like. the phiwi. the phan family. that’s us isn’t it. god help me. the fucking phiwi

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to chronically offline folks we are "fans" of a "couple's" "youtube show"

this is so embarassing

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I have so many video of Roscoe to post but like not time 😭😭😭

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dan and phil are getting a dog after tour and i will die on this hill

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what if we were married or maybe just going steady and we were both comic lads

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Has this been done yet

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PHAN INCOHEARENT CARD CREDITS

hi everyone! mothmanbussy here. so every card was submitted by a different person but in the vid THE CREDITS GOT CROPPED so here's a list of every card that was in the video with proper credit:

"hay putt tee yuen land on - hey buddy you in london?" by Vi @wdapteo

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2. "a lore nut sing - all or nothing!" by Grace @ironyscleverer

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3. "owe pain key eon - open can" by Victoria @deepnpeep

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4. "tow inc deaf cry seas - twink death crisis" by Phoebe @corgihill

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5. "walk-on eyes aye - what can i say" by Eli @toomanystairs

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6. "calm inn mile eighty dore - come in my lady door" by Rae @philsmeatylegss

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7. "eye amp each lace - i am peachless" by B @oldphanny

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8. "dough net crikey raft - don't cry, craft" by J @goingpheral

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9. "cyst hurt and you'll - sister daniel" by Sandra (no username given)

EDIT: Sandra is @personthattoleratesme!

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10. "half tugger etch two eggs cyst - have the courage to exist" by Alexis @dandp

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THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED CARDS!!! I wish every single card (there are 50 of them) could have been in the video, they are all excellent!! if you want to check out the rest of the cards or make or order a deck for yourself, check out the Google Drive! to see more images of the physical cards and well as me handing them off to dan and phil at a meet & greet, see this post!

peace and love,

mint @mothmanbussy420