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[sabertoothwalrus]

BRING BACK THE BEAR!!! 🗣️👉🐻

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[willgrahamscock]

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

[userarmand]

That's your problem, Louis, always has been. You're arrogant. "Everyone's fawning over Picasso, but not me, not Louis du Lac."

[mejkosmos]

hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw

[ilynpilled]

[alrightbuckaroo]

lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp

[clawz-loopz]

Something ^^

[justaz]

i made percy and annabeth in the sims and percy just walked outside and got struck by lightning

[mossycakes]

really appreciate daniel walking into louis' apartment in san fransisco with the sole purpose of getting laid. and when he listened to louis bitch about his crazy ex for like 10 hours, and an even crazier vampire walked in and shit started to get REALLY nuts, daniel still sat there and said "by god ive made it this far i WILL get laid tonight even if its by this absolutely fucking mental guy whos lowkey been torturing me for the last few hours" he said rest in peace louis but im getting dick no matter what tonight. now THATS the indomitable human spirit

[nasyrova07]

Part 2 >> (coming soon)

Honestly, if Amens saw you, Certus and Frigus, he’d be so happy that you’re finally trying to connect. Btw the Artist’s Revelation: Deferro’s drawings were harder to draw than regular comic's frames

Credits Comic and characters by me

[yeehawkpierce]

I don’t know if I ever told this story on here but apparently when my mom was back in college one of her final exams was scheduled for the evening of the mash finale and a bunch of students complained and threw a fit until finally the professor was like “show of hands: how many of you are planning on skipping my exam to go watch mash?” And like a good 80% raised their hands and the prof was like “…and what if that meant you failed the entire course?” And apparently only a few students put their hands down so the guy had to reschedule the exam. Moral of the story: there’s power in numbers and also mash was and forever will be more important than statistical analysis