#amEN

[fuckkmeefuckme]

Maybe like 5 tattoos, 3 orgasms and 12 hours of sleep 🩷

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

When I pray, I talk to God. But when I read the Bible, God talks to me.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[ninewheels]

Glass Onion set the perfect precedent for what I want to see "more of" from Blanc as a character:

I want cute little snippets of an unremarkable personal life--such as seeing his husband for thirty seconds.

I want to hear his opinions on everyday things--such as him disliking Clue and Amogus.

I want to hear him react to new ways to new situations--such as being exasperated to the point of near-heartache by how stupid Miles Braun is.

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

[alrightbuckaroo]

lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp

[luckthebard]

The crossover my baseball girl side never expected

[maleficore]

tfw you told your boyfriend to stand up for himself more so he decides to execute a man and seize the Fereldan throne on a whim

[s-zephyr]

and bush

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

[daddyfuckedme]

[misaothewitch]

[virgosenterlude]

[ladybbg]

This feeling has not changed.

MAN HOW MUCH I LOVE GOKU AND VEGETA DISCUSSING ABOUT THEIR WIVES YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[pestocavatappi]

people on twt talking abt how if they were Phil & Dan posted a thirst trap w them in the corner they'd go insane but PHIL posted this. he was showing off his hot emo bf 😭😭😭 woof 😭😭😭😭😭

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

You don’t need perfect faith. You just need faith in a perfect God.