#amEN

[vampiregirlsblog]

Exactly

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

God says: I’m not just watching you walk through the fire. I’m walking through it with you. — God

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[alrightbuckaroo]

lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp

[luckthebard]

The crossover my baseball girl side never expected

[maleficore]

tfw you told your boyfriend to stand up for himself more so he decides to execute a man and seize the Fereldan throne on a whim

[daddyfuckedme]

[misaothewitch]

[virgosenterlude]

[pestocavatappi]

people on twt talking abt how if they were Phil & Dan posted a thirst trap w them in the corner they'd go insane but PHIL posted this. he was showing off his hot emo bf 😭😭😭 woof 😭😭😭😭😭

[ringa-starr]

This is legit how I pray most times no kidding

When the mouth doesn't know exactly what to say, God sees your tears and how you pray.

[fyeaheddiemunson]

The holy trinity of tank tops

[onemorecountrychristiangirl]

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

Trust God… everything will fall in place.

[yutamayo]

Thank you for your service

Kurt & John for Azzedine Alaia (1987)