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Don't forget God. 馃檹
#prayer#prayers#jesus christ#dailyeffectiveprayer#praying#daily prayer#pray#daily effective prayer#daily effective prayers#bible#scripture#christian#christianity#religion#morning prayer#morning prayers#christian motivation#christian quotes#spiritual warfare#prayer request#christian blog#christian faith#christian living#holy spirit#holy ghost#church#trust god#god is good#god is bigger#amen
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You get trapped in a timeloop and this is your captor wyd !!!!!!!
#the stanley parable#tsp#tspud#stanley parable#the narrator#tspud fanart#the narrator fanart#fat narrators RISE UP#AMEN
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dismissing the canon entirely: dick plays volleyball, jason rugby, tim football (the real one), and damian handball.
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp
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The crossover my baseball girl side never expected
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Dear Lord, bring peace to my home, making it a sanctuary of Your presence, amen.
#prayer#prayers#jesus christ#dailyeffectiveprayer#praying#daily prayer#pray#daily effective prayer#daily effective prayers#bible#scripture#christian#christianity#religion#morning prayer#morning prayers#christian motivation#christian quotes#spiritual warfare#prayer request#christian blog#christian faith#christian living#holy spirit#holy ghost#church#trust god#god is good#god is bigger#amen
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tfw you told your boyfriend to stand up for himself more so he decides to execute a man and seize the Fereldan throne on a whim
#hardened alistair moment#he was so insane for that#i love him sm#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#warden surana#keith surana#aliwarden#alistair x warden#alistair x surana#obligatory#bi alistair#!!#they're both men#amen#my art
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post canon labru is so fucking peak are you kidding me. the king of melini and his most trusted advisor. his right hand man. whispering in his ear. a regal wolf and the little raven perched beside him. sneaking around the castle at night. HAND KISSING. oh my god. kabru needs to take his king's hand in his and kiss it while looking up at him through his eyelashes.
the king of melini, the devourer of all things horrible, wrapped around kabru's finger. like. this guy ate a demon and hes just like. a big dog around him. like its sick. sole survivor of his hometown and now he's got a king warming his bed at night. scratching under his chin and calling him a good boy right after a meeting.
im just. so in awe. kabru looked at laios and went "im going to whisper in his ear if its the last thing i do" and by god he did it.
#dungeon meshi#labru#dunmeshi spoilers#sorry i just cant stop thinking of them#i love thinking about the rumors too#like what are ppl saying abt them#maybe they use it to their advantage#kabru whispering absolute nonsense into laios' ear just to intimidate someone#the books as well#i know theyre out there#the demon king and his advisor i KNOW bored housewives are shipping the fuck out of them#kabru skimming the book like 'that is Not how i act in bed'#i love labru#amen
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#top gun our lord and savior#you can always count on the gay military propaganda movie#sereshaw#top gun#top gun maverick#tgm#hangster#icemav#rooster x hangman#can i get an amen#amen
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#christian faith#christianity#christian living#christian quotes#christian blog#christian#jesus christ#faith in jesus#amen#blog#twitter#real#love#so real
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I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.
#amen#remus lupin#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#moony#marauders#the marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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The holy trinity of tank tops
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