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dailyeffectiveprayer 19 hours ago
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Don't forget God. 馃檹
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autismcheese 2 days ago
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You get trapped in a timeloop and this is your captor wyd !!!!!!!
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gothamitee 2 days ago
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dismissing the canon entirely: dick plays volleyball, jason rugby, tim football (the real one), and damian handball.
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inbabylontheywept 8 months ago
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
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alrightbuckaroo 3 months ago
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lord please take chappell roan's pain and frustration and give it to johnny depp
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luckthebard 3 months ago
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The crossover my baseball girl side never expected
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daddyfuckedme 2 years ago
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dailyeffectiveprayer 2 days ago
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Dear Lord, bring peace to my home, making it a sanctuary of Your presence, amen.
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maleficore 4 months ago
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tfw you told your boyfriend to stand up for himself more so he decides to execute a man and seize the Fereldan throne on a whim
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wintergrofyuri 4 months ago
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post canon labru is so fucking peak are you kidding me. the king of melini and his most trusted advisor. his right hand man. whispering in his ear. a regal wolf and the little raven perched beside him. sneaking around the castle at night. HAND KISSING. oh my god. kabru needs to take his king's hand in his and kiss it while looking up at him through his eyelashes.
the king of melini, the devourer of all things horrible, wrapped around kabru's finger. like. this guy ate a demon and hes just like. a big dog around him. like its sick. sole survivor of his hometown and now he's got a king warming his bed at night. scratching under his chin and calling him a good boy right after a meeting.
im just. so in awe. kabru looked at laios and went "im going to whisper in his ear if its the last thing i do" and by god he did it.
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virgosenterlude 9 months ago
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misaothewitch 4 months ago
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onemorecountrychristiangirl 7 months ago
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outromoony 6 months ago
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I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.
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fyeaheddiemunson 4 months ago
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The holy trinity of tank tops
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