FREE NAMJOON -
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FREE JIMIN
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y/n: if i open instagram and see namjoons feet again i’m going to go insane
tae: me 2 😆
jimin: tae makes physically ill !
hobi: real.
tae: i never said i am going the good insane what the hell
jin: you didn’t need to say anything
we know
jk: the fact ur not trying to hide it anymore is real upsetting bro
tae: society will never progress with people like you guys
i am the future
yoongi: why are we always taking about feet?
jin: some times at that prehistoric age you tend to do drastic things like that
jimin: prehistoric?? ur older than him?
jin: okay and? you look fucking older than him
wrinkled fuck
jimin: you are turning into dust as you type
namjoon: bye we are not talking about feet again.
y/n: tae and joon for therapy i say!
jimin: jin for a retirement home!
jk: who do you think will die first?
like out of us
hobi: you
tae: probably jimin
jimin: are you insane jin is literally 82 on deaths doorstep fr
jin: i agree jimin will be first to go no doubt in my mind in fact i will single handedly make sure of it and that is a promise to you all as my closest friends
jk: omg! ur so cool!!!!!
jimin: wtf???
what about that is cool?
yoongi: jimin would die first
jimin: WTF?????????
jin: LOL
jimin: FUCK YOU
yoongi: when have you guys ever had a civilised conversation
namjoon: who wants food? i’m ordering
jk: maybe it’s all sexual tension
y/n: fr just kiss or something
jin: HE WISHES
jimin: the way i almost threw UP
namjoon: can someone answer me
jk: sometimes there is no answer
hobi: deep bro.
jk: awomon
namjoon: is it not amen?
jk: clearly you are NOT a feminist!
jin: me personally? i’m a feminist
jimin: me 2 i love pussy
hobi: awoman 🙏🏼
tae: international womens day everyday!!!
suga: 🤞🏻
y/n: can you guys go one day without mentioning feminism omg
jin: it’s so deep in my veins i cant
jk: what is an orgasm??
namjoon: i’m actually leaving the group
jimin: kook not knowing what an orgasm is was ur last straw?
weak 🥱
namjoon: no it was actually after tae talked about feet for a least the 1000th time today
tae: is it not the power house of the cell??
y/n: oh wow
jk: holy shit ur right
yoongi: ????
tae: wydm ???
yoongi don’t be upset cuz you didn’t know
jk: right…
tae: nvm it’s actually pretty common knowledge so maybe you should be a little upset
jin: you guys make me want to pull my hair out
jimin: it’s practically falling out already doesn’t really make a difference
y/n: tell me you guys aren’t being fr…
tae: wait….
MY FAULT i thought you said organism 🙏🏻
wasn’t wearing my glasses
yoongi: the way that’s still wrong
hobi: he wears glasses?
jk: so what does it mean
jimin: guys i have a crush 🤭
jin: always a crush never a job
y/n: HELDPDODOFODKFJFKC
hobi: set him free for fucking real
yoongi: pt2
jimin: fuck you all i didn’t want to talk about it anyways
jk: do you think ironman gets lonely in heaven
namjoon: maybe you should join him
jk: OMG???????
namjoon just told me to kms (real) (not clickbait)
tae: what if jungkook doesn’t go to heaven?
who knows what he does behind closed doors
y/n: he vapes
jk: NO
y/n: if you say so
jin: jimin and namjoon going to hell that’s all i know
jimin: omg take my dick out your mouth
jin: ew?
namjoon: ????
tae: i know joon does coke on the low
yoongi: :3
namjoon: what???
hobi: i could be a red velvet member if i tried hard enough
y/n: i believe in you
hobi: means the world tbh
namjoon: when have i ever mentioned coke in my life?? let alone taken it
tae: see how defensive he’s getting
someone call the police
yoongi: jungkook joined a cult yesterday
namjoon: what?
hobi: namjoon are you not tired?
namjoon: ?
hobi: always asking questions like are you not sick of it
have you found the answers you’ve been looking for
if not i suggest you stop asking and give up all together :/
y/n: I AGREE
#stopthequwstions2023
namjoon: im leaving before i say something i regret
*namjoon left the group*
jin: he was so gonna say the n word
y/n: HELDPDODDODODOODOD
tae: stop the namjoon hate 2023
jk: i miss him so much
my life is falling apart
*jk added namjoon to the group!*
namjoon: leave me ALONE.
*namjoon left the group*
jimin: yikes
yoongi: skill issue tbh
y/n: i take no blame for this btw
jimin: i didn’t do anything!!!!
tae: not me
yoongi: ❌
jin: lowkey hobi’s fault
hobi: i blame jk
jk: wtf…
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