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Hetlors vs Gaylors: TTPD Edition

This is part 2 aka TTPD edition of Hetlors vs Gaylors part 1.

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Hetlors: She doesn’t have fake relationships! That’s DELUSIONAL!!

Gaylors: “I felt more when we played pretend / Than with all the Kens”

Hetlors: She uses he/him pronouns! Don’t you know how to READ?!? Are you stupid or something?!?!

Gaylors: “He was a hot house flower to my outdoorsmen”

Hetlors: She’s LITERALLY said a million times that she’s straight!!!

Gaylors: “Whether I'm gonna flip you off or / Pull you into the closet”

Hetlors: She and Travis make the perfect couple!!! It’s so PUBLIC and OBVIOUS!!

Gaylors: “I keep these longings locked / In lowercase inside a vault”

Hetlors: Gaylor is basically Qanon!

Gaylors: “How can I be guilty as sin?”

Hetlors: All her songs are about men! MANLY men!!

Gaylors: “Now, pretty baby, I'm running back home to you”

Hetlors: Gaylors are GROSS and INVASIVE!!! Now hold my wine as I talk about how hard Travis fucks her with that big D!

Gaylors: “They're gonna crucify me anyway”

Hetlors: Oh so now she’s not even allowed to have female friends???

Gaylors: “You ain't gotta pray for me”

Hetlors: You’re delulu if you think there’s anything queer about her lyrics!! Why do you have to PROJECT a queer identity onto her music?!??

Gaylors: “Hands in the hair of somebody in darkness named Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus”

Hetlors: You’re just falling for BAIT!

Gaylors: “Scandal does funny things to pride / But brings lovers closer”

Hetlors: Gaylors aren’t fans! YOU’RE MENTALLY UNSTABLE LOSERS!

Gaylors: “My lost fearless leader / IN CLOSETS LIKE CEDAR”

Hetlors: TAYLOR ALWAYS TELLS US THE TRUTH!!! SAYING SHE’S LYING IS SO INSULTING TO HER!!!

Gaylors: “I CAN SHOW YOU LIIIIES”

Hetlors: SHUT UP SHUT UP I WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR HER AND IT’S NOT THIS GAY SHIT!!!

Gaylors:

Gaylors:

Gaylors: “God save the most judgmental creeps / Who say they want what's best for me”

Hetlors: Fuck you.

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reblogging in honor of this hitting 100 rbs. Also I might write a follow up TTPD edition.

Hetlors: They’re just friends omg!!

Gaylors: “I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this”

Hetlors: Don’t sexualize her friendships!

Gaylors: “I don’t want you like a best friend”

Hetlors: Stop speculating on her sexuality!!

Gaylors: “I want *her* midnights”

Hetlors: She only says stuff like that to make gay people feel included!!

Gaylors: “She is the best thing that’s ever been mine”

Hetlors: She’s dated men publicly!!

Gaylors: “I loved you in secret”

Hetlors: She’s dated LOTS of men publicly!!!

Gaylors: “Privacy sign on the door / And on my page and on the whole world / Romance is not dead if you keep it just yours”

Hetlors: She likes men!!!

Gaylors: “All the boys and their expensive cars…never took me quite where you do”

Hetlors: You’re delulu if you think any of her lyrics are gay!!!

Gaylors: “I swear you could hear a hairpin drop”

Hetlors: The garden gate is at Joe’s parent’s house!!!!

Gaylors: “I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you”

Hetlors: She’s straight jesus christ!!!

Gaylors: “Can’t walk straight / Can’t talk straight”

Hetlors: She’s on top of the world! She doesn't have to hide anything!!

Gaylors: “For you I would fall from grace”

Hetlors: She has to HIDE from the MEDIA because PAPARAZZI!!

Gaylors: “We’re a crooked love in a straight line down”

Hetlors: Look how PUBLIC and HAPPY and HETERO she is with Travis!!

Gaylors: “All these people think love’s for show / but I would die for you in secret”

Hetlors: Read her lyrics!!

Gaylors: “The lips I used to call home / so scarlet it was maroon”

Hetlors: Bearding isn’t real!!!

Gaylors: “I used to switch out these Kens / I’d just ghost”

Hetlors: Queer flagging isn’t a thing!!!!

Gaylors: “Takes one to know one”

Hetlors: Saying she dated Harry and Joe and Jake isn’t speculating on her sexuality because that’s NORMAL!!!!

Gaylors: “We broke the status quo and then we broke each other’s hearts”

Hetlors: It’s only okay to speculate on her sexuality when it’s straight!!!!

Gaylors: “So we went on our way / too in love to think straight”

Hetlors: She would tell us if she was gay!!!!!

Gaylors: “So I wander through these nights / I prefer hiding in plain sight”

Hetlors: It’s FICTIONAL!!!

Gaylors: “I loved you in spite of / deep fears that the world would divide us”

Hetlors: THE PROLOGUE!!!!!

Gaylors: “TRUTH IS I CAN’T PRETEND IT’S PLATONIC”

Hetlors: SHE HASN’T SAID SHE’S GAY SO SHE’S NOT GAY!!!!!!

Gaylors: “SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY!”

Hetlors: I HATE GAYS SO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!!!

Gaylors:

Gaylors:

Gaylors:

Gaylors: “Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?”

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Hi, do u have a link to the zoe kravitz/tay masterdoc? Thank u <33

yep here you go!

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I just love this Reddit User.

Doing G-d’s work on the Gaylor Thread!

7 seconds on the nose!

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gaylors: jesus it can't get any gayer than that mashup

Taylor, the biggest gaylor of us all: hold my wine

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she really is the biggest gaylor of them all

june 2, 2024 — lyon, france

this is too meta for me, but it’s long-awaited i suppose! im not sure how to do this honestly, nor do i have the words for what happened. even still, none of it feels real and its all something im not sure i will ever fully process, but we’ll try this together

as most of you know, roughly an hour before my first show started, i tweeted a picture of my location on the floor with the caption, “they don’t know i’m gaylor throwbacks”! what most of you don’t know though is that one lurker on twitter, the biggest gaylor of us all, took that statement and made it her personal mission. standing within feet of the stage as one of the only people in the stadium wearing daisies and being with someone in a KWK cap, i stood out very distinctly, and the very moment she was able to, taylor began searching my section. after spotting my friend and i, taylor then took genuinely every opportunity she could throughout the night to interact with and sing to us. we weren’t able to find everything, but i fear the video several kind friends of mine have put together will have to speak for itself (although i will add commentary for a few things). side note: i’m so beyond thankful for them, the making of this video, and all of the livestreams/recordings in general as i did not have my phone out for most of the concert

after spotting us on the highest platform during the man, my friend held up their kode with klossy hat during fearless to which taylor mouthed, “AW,” before giving us the widest smile and scrunching her nose up at us. and once the song ended, she rushed back over to our side to toss me the lover guitar pick she had been using

enchanted is when the rain truly started and after pointing at us while singing the line, “walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy / vanished when i saw your face,” she excitedly turned back to us to comment on it

cardigan…? i can’t talk about it.

throughout the entirety of champagne problems (and a lot of the night, really), my friend and i held up heart hands (🫶) to taylor as a means of encouragement and way to send our love. most of the times she looked up while playing the song was to look directly at us. after she finished performing, taylor walked over to where we were standing, made eye contact with me, and mouthed, “i love you”

by the 1989 set, my disability had me feeling faint and thankfully, my friend got me to the front to sit against the barricade with security before i lost consciousness. i spent the rest of the show there, alternating between passing out, singing along from the floor, and forcing myself to stand once taylor was near. and that is where the anti-hero serenade took place: standing at the very front of the barricade

after the show, friends of mine also let me know what was being said during the livestream chats: swifties believed that travis must have been at the show due to the overwhelming amount of times she looked at one specific location. that location being mine.

my final, scattered thoughts: let this be a reminder that as much as we see taylor, she sees us as well. be kind, spread love. and taylor, if you’re seeing this, thank you endlessly for the night(s) of my life; i’ll never forget it. as a fan of ~15 years getting to see you for the first time, never in my wildest dreams could i have imagined the experience i would have. love you more than words. thank you for everything, and most importantly, for just being you

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Someone mentioned it on a stream so lets do a throwback to when she played Betty at the CMAs with rainbow strings on her guitar

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gaylors on reddit are clowning for some wild fucking shit this weekend in dublin based on an anon who "discovered" that there was an easter egg in midnights mayhem for travis's appearance on 6/23

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Resharing because of all the hetlors in the gaylor tag thinking they really ate with their brainless takes

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Y’ALL care about who she’s dating.

WE care about what she’s saying.

Y’ALL want her to get married and have babies.

WE want to know why she said “Me! Out now!”on lesbian visibility day.

Y’ALL want the Gaylors to burn in hell.

WE have been in hell since this insane blonde person started flagging and y’all were too stupid to read between the fucking lines so we had to do the work for you so that she wouldn’t feel alone if she decided to come out to y’all.

We are not the same.

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I think my favorite part of being a Gaylor is we aren’t people-pleasing fiends. We are art appreciators. We are soul lovers. We are open minded creatives who love a queer little mystery. We’re fellow poets, not rabid spectators. We hold her accountable when it comes to politics and we hold her hand when we notice that she might need our support. Sure, we love a gay meet-cute and we have our own opinions about the muses, but we don’t really care what lips she’s calling home as much as we care about the poetry in her beautiful mind. It’s her art that matters most to us because she is telling OUR story and she is using OUR history to do it. To us, she’s not just singing about falling in love with some bad boy. To us, she’s singing about her life literally being in danger and her career being compromised if she ever exposes her truest self. We feel that because we’ve been there. It’s a pain so bone deep it never stops aching.

So all that to say: I am proud to be a girl kisser and I am proud to be part of this community, instead of trapped in a fucking one brain-celled cult. And Taylor, if you’re in here, just know that no matter what happens we see you and we are proud of you. You’re out to us and that’s all that matters (but boy it would be nice if you’d crush the dreams of these homophobes lol).

ANYWAY…Reblog if you’re proud to be a Gaylor 🏳️‍🌈🫶☀️✨🐇💕🌈

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Look I get that some of y’all are queeriliterate but a hairpin drop quite literally means you’re gay. These lyrics are undeniably gay and this song is about being stuck in the closet. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Go fuck yourself!

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Definitely the same people who think queer flagging doesn't exist and who lack basic reading comprehension

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So Travis comes out fanning himself all super campy, then he touches up her makeup with a big brush - i.e. helping her cover up, and was one of the men forcing her to perform. All this confirms he's in on their whole performance art "relationship." More than confirms. She's shoving it in our faces. Followed by a love song duet with Gracie and then OOTW x Is It Over Now? x Clean.

Meanwhile Travis still isn't going anywhere without his boyfriend Ross. This pic of them seemingly holding hands after the Sydney show has been floating around.

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yeah this is a good angle!

What's hilarious is on the taylorswift subreddit the hetlors are all like "it was so romantic!!!" and also saying "can you believe gaylors are saying he was forcing her to perform!?" like girlie do you really not understand what's happening in that scene? It's fucking devastating.

So Travis comes out fanning himself all super campy, then he touches up her makeup with a big brush - i.e. helping her cover up, and was one of the men forcing her to perform. All this confirms he's in on their whole performance art "relationship." More than confirms. She's shoving it in our faces. Followed by a love song duet with Gracie and then OOTW x Is It Over Now? x Clean.

Meanwhile Travis still isn't going anywhere without his boyfriend Ross. This pic of them seemingly holding hands after the Sydney show has been floating around.