#amen and awoman

[vickys]

sara martins as ds camille bordey in death in paradise 10.06 (2021)

[whyse7vn]

FREE NAMJOON -

[ ot7 x reader ]

FREE JIMIN

8 participants - 8 online

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y/n: if i open instagram and see namjoons feet again i’m going to go insane

tae: me 2 😆

jimin: tae makes physically ill !

hobi: real.

tae: i never said i am going the good insane what the hell

jin: you didn’t need to say anything

we know

jk: the fact ur not trying to hide it anymore is real upsetting bro

tae: society will never progress with people like you guys

i am the future

yoongi: why are we always taking about feet?

jin: some times at that prehistoric age you tend to do drastic things like that

jimin: prehistoric?? ur older than him?

jin: okay and? you look fucking older than him

wrinkled fuck

jimin: you are turning into dust as you type

namjoon: bye we are not talking about feet again.

y/n: tae and joon for therapy i say!

jimin: jin for a retirement home!

jk: who do you think will die first?

like out of us

hobi: you

tae: probably jimin

jimin: are you insane jin is literally 82 on deaths doorstep fr

jin: i agree jimin will be first to go no doubt in my mind in fact i will single handedly make sure of it and that is a promise to you all as my closest friends

jk: omg! ur so cool!!!!!

jimin: wtf???

what about that is cool?

yoongi: jimin would die first

jimin: WTF?????????

jin: LOL

jimin: FUCK YOU

yoongi: when have you guys ever had a civilised conversation

namjoon: who wants food? i’m ordering

jk: maybe it’s all sexual tension

y/n: fr just kiss or something

jin: HE WISHES

jimin: the way i almost threw UP

namjoon: can someone answer me

jk: sometimes there is no answer

hobi: deep bro.

jk: awomon

namjoon: is it not amen?

jk: clearly you are NOT a feminist!

jin: me personally? i’m a feminist

jimin: me 2 i love pussy

hobi: awoman 🙏🏼

tae: international womens day everyday!!!

suga: 🤞🏻

y/n: can you guys go one day without mentioning feminism omg

jin: it’s so deep in my veins i cant

jk: what is an orgasm??

namjoon: i’m actually leaving the group

jimin: kook not knowing what an orgasm is was ur last straw?

weak 🥱

namjoon: no it was actually after tae talked about feet for a least the 1000th time today

tae: is it not the power house of the cell??

y/n: oh wow

jk: holy shit ur right

yoongi: ????

tae: wydm ???

yoongi don’t be upset cuz you didn’t know

jk: right…

tae: nvm it’s actually pretty common knowledge so maybe you should be a little upset

jin: you guys make me want to pull my hair out

jimin: it’s practically falling out already doesn’t really make a difference

y/n: tell me you guys aren’t being fr…

tae: wait….

MY FAULT i thought you said organism 🙏🏻

wasn’t wearing my glasses

yoongi: the way that’s still wrong

hobi: he wears glasses?

jk: so what does it mean

jimin: guys i have a crush 🤭

jin: always a crush never a job

y/n: HELDPDODOFODKFJFKC

hobi: set him free for fucking real

yoongi: pt2

jimin: fuck you all i didn’t want to talk about it anyways

jk: do you think ironman gets lonely in heaven

namjoon: maybe you should join him

jk: OMG???????

namjoon just told me to kms (real) (not clickbait)

tae: what if jungkook doesn’t go to heaven?

who knows what he does behind closed doors

y/n: he vapes

jk: NO

y/n: if you say so

jin: jimin and namjoon going to hell that’s all i know

jimin: omg take my dick out your mouth

jin: ew?

namjoon: ????

tae: i know joon does coke on the low

yoongi: :3

namjoon: what???

hobi: i could be a red velvet member if i tried hard enough

y/n: i believe in you

hobi: means the world tbh

namjoon: when have i ever mentioned coke in my life?? let alone taken it

tae: see how defensive he’s getting

someone call the police

yoongi: jungkook joined a cult yesterday

namjoon: what?

hobi: namjoon are you not tired?

namjoon: ?

hobi: always asking questions like are you not sick of it

have you found the answers you’ve been looking for

if not i suggest you stop asking and give up all together :/

y/n: I AGREE

#stopthequwstions2023

namjoon: im leaving before i say something i regret

*namjoon left the group*

jin: he was so gonna say the n word

y/n: HELDPDODDODODOODOD

tae: stop the namjoon hate 2023

jk: i miss him so much

my life is falling apart

*jk added namjoon to the group!*

namjoon: leave me ALONE.

*namjoon left the group*

jimin: yikes

yoongi: skill issue tbh

y/n: i take no blame for this btw

jimin: i didn’t do anything!!!!

tae: not me

yoongi: ❌

jin: lowkey hobi’s fault

hobi: i blame jk

jk: wtf…

[in-the-arms-of-death]

*wings held together in prayer* mumza/blue god/whoever the heck is listening, please give us some kind of clue that will point us in the director of the bedrock cage Phil and peg are locked in, awoman/amen

A bedrock cage just gone? I wonder who could cause that,

[1eos]

may every kpop idol wearing grillz have all their teeth fall out amen. oh and root canals for all their little snot nosed fans eating that stupid shit up. awoman

[senatortedcruz]

2 confirm the man is weak but in that he is tha nutsack, not pussy #feminisms

Amen and AWoman!

[subtotechno]

hey kristin what's up. technically all of those deaths were still phil's fault bc he gave me the scythe and a license to kill. so. those all better count. hope you're having a good day. amen. awomen? awoman.

[uswnt5]

I do think CP is bummed about not being well enough to even be considered for this roster. She had the goal to make it and then had a few setbacks and I’m sure that stings. I also believe she’s going to use this disappointment and it’s going to drive her to a first class ticket to Paris in 2024. We’ve not seen the last of national team Christen. Amen and awoman.

Hahahaha Amen and AWOMEN

[thatbitchsimone]

Amen

awoman 🙏🏼🤪

[ficmeouttahere]

THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST ADORABLE SHIT I VE EVER SEEN RIGHT HERE

YOU ARE FORGIVEN EASILY AND WITHOUT COMPLAIN 😭😭😭

your first bridgerton fic?? I SHOULD THINK NOT!!!! this is the stuff of a seasoned period writer my liege I shall hope to find more pieces in your blog amen awoman

forgive me - benedict bridgerton x reader

Pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x F!Reader

Word Count: 3.8k

Warnings: friends to lovers, a lot of pining, some slight steaminess but it’s just built on intense longing and intense kissing

A/N: My first Bridgerton fic, which is slightly out of my comfort zone but has been a total joy to write! Feel free to send in any ideas you might want to see me write in the future. Hope you enjoy a good old friends to lovers confession with our boy Benedict <3

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“You cannot seriously be considering such a thing? I shan’t hear of it, brother!”

It could never be said that the Bridgerton household was a dull one, a fact that you had witnessed firsthand ever since you were a child. Each time your mother had been invited round for tea with Lady Bridgerton, which seemed to happen far more frequently than was truly proper, you would attend too, following quietly behind her skirt. You would always begin with a shy smile towards the Bridgerton matriarch but once you were encouraged to join the children in the gardens, your inhibitions soon deserted you.

When you were first invited, Daphne and Eloise were just slightly too young to play with you properly and so you were forced to form friendships with the three eldest brothers. Whilst Anthony had largely grown out of such youthful things as friendship and Colin had travelled so extensively that your exchange of letters had grown thin, there was one Bridgerton brother that had provided a constant ever since childhood.

Continuar lendo

[wilder-fangirl]

I thought “amen and awoman” was the funniest thing ever said in a federal government proceeding but then they dropped “we’re a totally peaceful racist group”

[i-dont-actualy-like-oatmeal]

went to a party with some of my friends from another school and everytime anyone mostly the two other guys would say amen (as a joke) everyone would yell awoman and i just gotta say i love feminism

[gunslingerearp]

Amen and Awoman

[the-chosen-anakin]

This meme I found has never been more relevant

😑🤦‍♂️

[mirroredimaging]

Terence McKenna

https://www.organism.earth/library/document/culture-and-ideology-are-not-your-friends

“The Other and Nature are pretty much the same thing. You know, the earliest—well, it’s too late in the evening to go for the full Monty here, but the fall-out of psychedelic shamanism created profound alienation. And it occurred around the same time as the invention of agriculture. And agriculture halted nomadism and the wandering of small tribes of people over the Earth. And as soon as people became sedentary, the problem with agriculture was that it was such a successful strategy for producing food that it produced a surplus. Surpluses must be defended. And immediately you begin to get an equation of paranoia. One of the oldest buildings in the world is the grain tower of Jericho. It was built to store grain, and it was built so you could go up to the top and drop rocks down on people who were trying to batter their way in and get the grain.”

“And so the struggle between culture and the plants is the struggle over what a human being is, how a human being should be, and what it even means to be a human being. That’s why it’s so fundamental. And the last thought I want to leave you with is: that’s why it is so ironic that, in the climactic moment of scientific materialism, positivism, Western values, so forth and so on, as we pursue the xenophobic agenda of patronizingly cataloging these so-called primitive cultures in the rain forests and so forth around the world, what did we do? We got their pots, their canoes, their cooking instruments, their thatching methods. And along with all that crap, which we dragged back to our museums, we brought back their medicine kits. And I say to you: this was a Trojan horse brought within the walls of Troy. Because in those medicine kits are the plants which hold the Gods which lift high the lantern that can lead us back to true humanness.”

[tlaquetzqui]

So the “amen and awoman” thing got me thinking, the formula that onmyōdō ends its invocations with, kyūkyū nyo ritsuryō (急急如意令), literally meaning “quickly accord with the law”, is the Japanese pronunciation of a Classical Chinese phrase once used in Tang Dynasty government edicts.

The interesting thing is 如 sounds like the Chinese for “woman”, that’s why it has the 女 radical (generally 口 + something else, in one hanzi, means “sounds like the other part”). So you could have a complete idiot onmyōji who, wanting to be inclusive, says “急急如𠲸意令” (probably kyūkyū nyodan ritsuryō; 𠲸 is such an obscure hanzi I can’t find how it’s pronounced, let alone what it means, in either Chinese or Japanese dictionaries, and it hasn’t got a Wiktionary entry).