#amd rail me

[kaeyx]

Demon!Chuuya who puts you in a mating press, when you give chase around the house

You mean like a playfight? Because demon!Chuu would love playfights. Chasing you around, half pinning you down to hear you laugh and scream, feel your much smaller form struggle against him and break free. Your little human legs moving as fast as they can to get away, but all he needs to do is take a few long bounds and he's on top of you again. And when you're properly tired out, flushed and panting, still laughing from the adrenaline rush, that's when he pins you for real. Chuuya loves your weak struggles falter as he nudges your legs apart, and realisation dawns on your face. And of course, he's earned the right to ruin his pretty prey, his newest and sweetest catch.

[fandomrose]

Sunday - Love Hypnosis

Sunday hypnotises you (consensually) to relax you.

No spoilers.

No description of reader or readers troubles so project what you are personally struggling with as you see fit.

No angst just fluff. I thought this concept would be cute. I've seen many a yandere Sunday hypnotises you, and that's great but consider - consent and fluff.

(This isn't a jab, I too enjoy a yandere fic from time to time but I also want to see fluff and I haven't seen this done in a fluffy way yet.)

I don't know why I'm mildly obsessed with this man but I am. (Cough Cough, I read maximum ride as a kid and now I automatically fall in love with winged characters. Cough Cough.) I need him to hypnotise me please and thank you.

(I have a few fics in the works that I need to finish but I'm struggling.)

As usual enjoy. Love ya 💙

"Darling?" Came the light and airy tone of your beloved. Though there was a hint of worry in his voice as he took in your face down, slumped form. "Are you alright?"

He could tell very well that you were not alright. But he would coax an answer out of you one way or another. Though the only answer he received was a groan.

"Darling." He sighs but chuckles at your obviously aggravated self. "Allow me to help you." 

Your body goes limp as you let him move you from a sofa to your shared bed. "My darling. Tell me what's gotten into you."

He chuckles as you groan out a single word relating to your issues. "Life."

"Oh, my darling. You'll let me soothe you for the night won't you?" He only felt it was right after the many nights you had soothed him. 

Patient, kind, understanding. Three words that when asked by others what you think about each other, you'd both say about each other. A pure give and take without a scoreboard, that's how you operated. You were both busy or stressed for one reason or another so that's how things had to be.

The simple love you shared was enough most days but sometimes things went wrong.

Sunday had performed hypnosis on you before so he knew it worked but he'd never engage unless you agreed. You knew the question he asked meant he wanted to soothe you via hypnosis, and with the state of your mind you would happily agree. 

"Please do." 

He wouldn't offer if he didn't have the energy you knew this, a rather large argument took care of that when he'd overworked himself then passed out after hypnotising you once and a medic had to be rushed in. Needless to say, you weren't happy with his carelessness. And seeing how upset you were he agreed to be more careful with his health.

You didn't want to think anymore so as you lay there looking up at him with your tired eyes and weary mind, he smiles. He caresses your face and hair before taking a deep breath and reciting that familiar chant.

"Oh triple faced soul, allow me to take hold of this one's mind and soothe them of all worries and burdens. The word Beloved will be the catalyst for control."

With that simple incantation your mind belonged to Sunday for a short while. Your mind felt fuzzy and slow but not unpleasantly, the way it would when you achieved complete relaxation. 

Like he had done before, he would take you through your nightly routine with this hypnosis.

"Beloved, follow me to to the bathroom." He helped you up while your body automatically followed his words and stood up. 

Walking was about the most complex task you could complete, he wasn't Xipe Themself, so his power only went so far. 

"Beloved, lift your arms." 

You do as told and he aids in stripping you, ready to be cleaned. 

"Beloved, sit on this stool and close your eyes." 

You again do as told his voice muffled through the layers of hypnosis, but soothing nonetheless. "I am going to wash your face first darling." He always narrates what he does before doing it as not to startle you.

You felt a cool, wet, cloth glide over your face and you can't help but sigh with satisfaction. You feel it gently caress your cheeks and softly rub your eyes tickle behind your ears. You hear the cloth being rinsed and wrung, the muffled sounds of the water soothing you further.

"I am going to wash your upper body now darling." And, as before, you feel the damp cloth glide over your neck and upper body, letting him move you has he sees fit. Soft humming coming from him lulls you deeper into his hypnosis. The cloth glides down and caresses your chest before moving to wash your back. You'd make sounds of relaxed satisfaction if you could but your exhausted body coupled with the hypnosis has made your brain devoid of any thought or control. Just how you want it. 

He moves back to the front of you with a new cloth. "Beloved, spread your legs, I need to clean you." 

Your body complies without hesitation and that's what he does, making sure to be extra gentle around this sensitive area. He is thorough but doesn't linger long this time, not wanting to spark anything in you this evening.

Standing to switch the cloth again, "I'm going to wash your legs and feet now darling." Still being as gentle as ever his hands and the cloth slowly makes their way down your legs massaging them as they go. A light massage is given to your feet as well before he finishes and pats you dry with a towel before he deems your body clean.

"Beloved, open your mouth wide." 

He orders next, your mind too fuzzy to think of what else could be doing. You hear more water then feel a hand on your chin. "I'm going to brush your teeth darling." Then light scrubbing of your teeth and tongue can be felt, he is thorough with this area too. Not wanting to be the reason you have cavities he takes his time. Not too long later he finishes with you. You can hear things being put away and muffled sounds of him walking around you, maybe inspecting you. Before he stops in front and, 

"Beloved, open your eyes and stand up. Its time to go to bed."

You're led back into the bedroom now that he is satisfied that you are clean. "Beloved, are you ready to sleep?" 

Compelled to answer, you do. "yes"

"Beloved, do you want to sleep with me?"

"Yes"

"Good, let's get to sleep then shall we." 

The sounds of fabric and draws is all you hear for a moment before he guides you into bed with him. 

"Beloved, lay down." 

When he's satisfied you are comfortable You feel his soft skin against yours, the wings on his head lightly brushing your face in reverence before he pulls them back. It isn't often he blesses you with his naked body, the vulnerability gets to him at times. 

Once you've laid down and he's pulled you close he asked one more question.

"Beloved, are you ready to be released from hypnosis?"

"Yes"

As the words leave your lips he begins the incantation to remove his influence on your mind. 

"Oh triple faced soul, this one has completed this ones tasks and can now be freed from the shackles of my control with no burden."

Everything goes still as your senses return slowly, reacclimating you to reality. A few minutes pass of him softly stroking your head and neck while you come back to him.

"Thank you Sunday" a soft whisper conveying how grateful you are before you promptly pass out the exhaustion and relaxation hitting you full force as you melt into the bed and his arms.

"Oh my beloved, I'd do anything to see you happy and relaxed like this more often. I am grateful for all you do for me so it's only natural. I love you, so much my beloved."

He whispers to your sleeping self, pressing small kisses to your forehead, cheeks and nose. Watching the small twitches at the contact makes his evening and he feels like he too can finally relax.

[aha-chuu]

x reader writers: a valuable part of the fic community, have cool content the appeals to a lot of people and are often extremely productive with how much they manage to write

Also x reader writers: could not tag their posts if their life depended on it

[toytulini]

act annoying on this post and ill block you ♡

everyone accusing black sails fans of Being Rude In The Notes owes me $10 for making me look in the notes (like. What. WHERE) and $10 more for subsequently making me witness the Stede fans also being unhinged petty assholes but it doesnt count when they do it, i guess?

at this point im saltier about Black Sails fans being repeatedly being called assholes but ofmd fans Not being called out for probably the same behavior or worse? and with what feels like very little. evidence? god damn

[aratribow]

The design @saunne had me grinding out for aven in his fic!

Man i loved working on his design sm amd now imma just patiently wait for the next chap unne 🛐 KAKSKSK

N PPL GO GIVE THIS DELICIOUS FIC A READ WHILE YALL AT IT! ^^

[weebsinstash]

Yandere Alastor having a huge alcoholic meltdown before deciding to take you back is making me crazyyyyyy because like. He sees you crying because you see him spiraling and takes it as confirmation you still love him and need him!!! Sure those scoundrels led you astray but you’re clearly miserable, he just needs to intervene more firmly this time for your his own good, no matter what you say.

One thing that really does it for me is the concept of, he's having an intense public breakdown for, WEEKS, MONTHS even, just spiraling spiraling spiraling, every time you think he's hit his lowest, you hear something worse: being drunk in public, starting fights over perceived disrespect, being extremely hostile and standoffish to those who try to speak to him, AVOIDING ROSIE, like....honey you destroyed this man

and then... all it takes to knock some sense into him is Vox showing you up on the big screen for Alastor to see, the Radio Demon watching you look upon his image with legitimate concern and PITY, like you're looking at a puppy being kicked or something. He hadn't seen your face (in person anyways) in what feels like AGES and then he finally sees his precious beloved beau again and you're. Crying, FOR him, BECAUSE of him. You're crying and that dirty nasty flat faced capitalist bastard is mocking you for all of Hell to see and THAT is something Alastor won't tolerate

Can you even imagine like. It becomes too much, you're crying and getting taunted by Vox and Alastor is like VISIBLY SHAKEN by the sight of you, amd, you just feel too much guilt, you run off absolutely sobbing and don't even see if Alastor manages to sober himself up enough to stand before you do. You just can't watch, it's torture. Which also leaves you completely unaware of how seeing your image seemingly renewed the absolutely WASTED Radio Demon's strength. You spend several days curled up in bed, refusing to watch TV or get on your phone, but, wait, doing your word searches and crossword puzzles or playing solitaire just makes you think of Alastor too--

Meanwhile he's like absolutely tearing through Hell personally tracking down every man you've so much as blown a kiss at behind his back and, well... you know what he's known for. These men might not have even known you were the Radio Demon's piece and are begging for their lives, but Alastor doesn't care. They've defiled you. They've tainted you. They've dirtied you with their disgusting grimey pig hands. There's no taking that back. If he can't exactly reach into their minds and remove their memories of seeing your exposed body, hearing your wanton noises, then, Alastor will just have to remove their minds from their heads entirely, won't he? Brain is such a tasty organ meat.

I just. The mental image of Alastor finally coming to fetch you and he finds you in like. the worst situation possible and I mean that. He's either finding you drunk in the gutter yourself because you started binge-drinking because of how seeing him Like That made you feel, OR, he's finding you getting railed in a sex club. I mean it. I want this man kicking down a door because he's finally coming to take you back and he thinks his precious boo is being tormented by gross men and you're like, a willing participant in a Czech reverse gloryhole. I want this man absolutely convinced you need him to survive and he walks in on you doing something that strikes him as so WILD that it instantly confirms WHATEVER INSANE THEORIES he had. I want a yandere Alastor who got cheated on because he never wanted sex (or, needed to become attached to you enough to want it and you lost patience before he reached that point) and he sees you cheat on him, dump him, and immediately run headfirst into the wildest kinkiest craziest shit to the point he thinks you're having a mental health crisis and, oh honey clearly this is HIS FAULT. He didn't... cater to all of your needs, so you sought out men who could. It's not YOUR fault these, DISGUSTING PIGS would take advantage of you, which is CLEARLY what happened!

But anyways, oh no no, don't worry darling! He's been doing a lot of self reflecting on himself and his feelings and --ignore the tentacle climbing up your leg -- and he's been thinking a lot about what to do about your... apparently very rigorous physical needs and --yes there ARE multiple tentacles starting to kind of grope all over you but you're not focusing on the conversation, dear-- and Alastor thinks he's found a solution that should.... DEEPLY satisfy both of your desires :) now, all you have to do is relax and allow him to show you the fruits of all the "anatomy research" he's been doing recently...

[fluffylino]

who is who?

(minors please do not interact, reblogging and leaving feedback is highly appreciated <3)

wc: 734

summary: you come home to find your boyfriend lazing on the couch. but that can't be him if you'd just eaten dinner together at a restaurant.

prompt: alter ego ig

wrote this cause who isn't horny for minho? and two minhos?!

imp:

bold = boyfriend minho

italic = altered minho

enjoy ♡

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your mind went blank upon seeing another minho sitting on the couch. he looked exactly like your boyfriend but something was off.

his vibe was different. almost a bit terrifying.

his clothes were different and his hair was a shade of purple. a golf club was resting in his hand and empty cans were scattered all over the floor.

he was in a sitting-sleeping position. feet covered with what looked like extensively used boots.

"w-who are you?" you stuttered, instinctively hiding behind the real minho. the minho you knew.

"so you're dating this one?" the other mumbled. there was an unusual amount of sharpness in his tone and annoyance in his eyes. it pissed you off.

"shut up"

"baby, i can explain..?" you looked at your boyfriend with a bewildered expression. so he knew whatever the fuck was going on right now. who would've thought that on a random saturday night, you'd be facing two minhos.

"this is well...me, he's my alter ego i think."

"you think?"

"look, i found him a couple of months back and he kept pestering me about the life i lived"

"he's a criminal. a big fucking one. pretty rich too and so very laid back that i want to kick his ass"

"you do know i'm right here. just fucking talking shit about me like-"

"don't curse at minho or i'll ring your neck" it didn't mean to come out like that but you were scared, confused and honestly a little turned on.

it felt so wrong. seeing the man who treated you like royalty and the same man who was literally a crime lord.

"Don't fucking talk back to me" the purple haired minho hissed out, standing up amd walking to where the two of y'all stood. the coldness of the golf club under your chin made you shiver.

"And you don't talk to her like that."

he rolled his eyes and soon focused on you. a fire burning bright in his eyes.

"be content i haven't split you open"

you really hate your brain. like really. this shouldn't be the time to crack dirty jokes or think dirty thoughts but how could you not?

so before minho can even go any further, you're pulling him in by the strings of his robe.

"so then do it sir"

"split me open with your cock" to add to the effect you add a whiny please~

he pulls back. blinks and then blinks again before looking at the other.

"she's a total brat didn't i tell you? i told you she'd feed off you being mean to her"

Oh, so this was a test? A game?

your heart skips a beat when you feel four eyes on you. one filled with a mixture of satisfaction and the other filled with amusement.

"not even satisfied with his cock? i bet I can make you see stars" he mumbles and you've never wanted to drop down on your knees so fast.

"we're literally the same person, you bitch" your boyfriend says to himself.

he looks mad. you like when he looks like he could rail you right into oblivion.

"im guessing, you like being called kitten" you nod so quick, its embarassing. he laughs. and then looks at minho.

"she's really everything we ever dreamed off, aren't you beautiful hm?"

"get ready then, you're taking the two of us tonight"

"and we're not stopping until we've ruined you"

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the end.

[lazyneonrabbitt]

Lip/Reader/Carmy where Carmy's always the last one home and often finds Lip and reader fucking on the couch, in bed or in the shower.

Smut below! 18+ ya know the rules.

Carmen made his way home, keys ready at the lock as he caught you moaning through the front door. A breathy laugh left his lips as he quickly slid through the slightly opened door in case Lip had you on the couch. Laat week he had the great idea to have you all nice and pretty, spread out on his old, ratty couch for him. 'To rid yourself of some of that stress, Carm' Lip had told him.

You were on the couch again this time, but now kneeling on the seat, upper body on the armrest while Lip was roughly fucking you from behind. "Welcome home, wanna come keep her quiet for me?" He gave you a quick look before looking back up. You tried to quiet down your moans with the back of your hand, your forearm but it wasn't working. A quick nod was his only reply, a soft "yeah, of course." When he reached the couch and pulled down his pants and boxers, already hard from watching you two. It was all new and weird for him to be this aroused by seeing you with someone other than him but the three of you being together was all thanks to him.

Carmen stroked himself a couple of time, taking your chin in his hands. "Had dinner yet?" He looked down at you, who was too busy keeping your moans as quiwt as possible, and then back up at Lip, who shook his head with a smirk. Carmen tutted dissapointed as he raised your chin and tapped his tip to your lips. "Open up for me, sweetheart?" He was so much sweeter than Lip, always asking first, twice even if you don't answer, while Lip teased untill you were the one begging. You opened your mouth, tongue out and ready to get a taste of your boyfriend. With your jaw slack he pushes his tip past your lips and your tongue swirled around it making Carmen moan louder than expected. "Fuck, man." Lip laughs at his reaction. "I tell you to keep her quiet amd now you're starting huh, shit." It wasn't easy for Carmen to form an answer with you working him so good. Your mouth on him and the perfect view of you getting railed had him finishing down your throat in no time. A few more quick thrusts and Lip's fingers on your clit had you both finishing too.

The three of you all joined together in making dinner. Which mostly meant Carmen standing around and trying not to lose his mind of your student kitchen skills and randomly taking over when the kitchen abise got too much.

[alex-thegendertheif]

What about little! Fear hcs? (It's okay if you're not up to it but he's just a little for me I mean he literally SLEEPS WITH BABY RAILINGS ON HIS BED AMD WITH A TEDDY) :3

AAAAA I LOVE FEAR HES SO SILLY :3

LITTLE FEAR AGERE HEADCANNONS 💜🧸

- fear little age is 2 to 0

- he is an involuntary regressor

- hes not really that open about his regression

- so far only sadness, anger, joy know about his regression

- they take care of him when hes regressed

- hes a padded kiddo as hes a young regressor and prone to accidents

- his teddy bear is named mr moo moo

- he has a purple paci

- joy gave him his favorite night light

- fear has a baby blanket he carries around like his life depends on it

- when he’s feeling very anxious/scared the best way to calm him down is by swaddling him and cradling him

- his teddy bear was a gift from joy as joy found mr moo moo in bing bong bag

- fear is bluey #1 fan

[demon-plaything]

Upper Moon NSFW Headcanons

Warnings: nsfw, minors dni, rough sex, dom/sub dynamic, mean dom, impact play, orgasm denial, cockwarming, brat taming, sadism, masochism, degradation, praise, teasing, oral sex (m and gn receiving), overstimulation, dacryphilia, size kink, predator/prey kink, breeding kink, multiple orgasms, roleplay kink, infidelity, somnophilia, jealousy, risky places/public sex, talk of being caught, thigh fucking

Pairings: Muzan Kitbusiji x gn reader, Douma x gn reader, Akaza x gn reader, Gyutaro Shabana x gn reader, Daki/Ume Shabana x gn reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Muzan Kitbusiji

God he is a mean dom

Like a really mean dom. And incredibly dominant in bed in general. Muzan will control you and use any excuse to punish you

Muzan is a sadist who is very much into impact play

He would love to slap any part of you but your ass? Yes. Absolutely

You can't tell me Muzan isn't into denial

If you say it's unfair? Mans gonna slow down, practically only cockwarming you with his hand in your hair. "Are you telling me you know better than me? Really, sweetheart? I thought you were smarter than to think that but I suppose I was wrong." And if you say no? Muzan will only use that as another excuse to fuck the brat out of you, even if you're not actually a brat

Muzan would probably be the type to cockwarm, watching you struggle to stay calm with his cock in your hole 

Muzan either wants to fuck you from behind or while holding you up, just to prove that he is stronger than you

Corruption kink. My god does this man have a corruption kink

Call him master, sir, or lord and he will instantly get hard

Speaking of his dick, let's get into details. Muzan has a pretty dick. Long and girthy with a slight curve that's perfect for filling you

Douma

Douma is a definite freak in the sheets

Another mean dom and a mean tease too

Like. If it's possible for someone to be into everything, Douma would be

Douma particularly likes taming brats that most others fail to tame. He'll probably pretend to be all nice too before punishing you, pushing you down onto his cock, growling in your ear. "You're so good at taking cock, yeah. Just like a good little slut, my own fucktoy. You'll learn, don't you worry, pet." 

Douma mixes praise and degradation

He's way too into cockwarming especially

Douma just wants to watch you cry for his cock, teasing your hole with his fingers as he growls his intentions in your ear

Douma likes to overstim you until you give in and behave for him 

Douma likes the feeling of your mouth on his cock too. Perhaps more than anything else. He grabs you by your hand, pushing your face into his crotch and watching as you take his cock

And dear god the size kink??

Not to mention Douma absolutely adores making you beg and dirty talk of all varieties

MASSIVE predator/prey kink

Douma likes hunting you down and fucking you into submission, slamming you into a mating press amd fucking your hole with his cock, making you squeal and scream as he establishes to you that he's your god and he will hunt you down as he sees fit

Akaza

Akaza is very soft, especially if you're fem but in general too

He just wants to touch your hips, guiding you as you fuck yourself on his cock, his praise growls in your ear

"That's right. Like that. Fuck yourself on me just like that." 

Akaza would feel so bad if he actually hurt you too but he toes that line often with how rough he can when Douma pisses him off

He can't help it :(

Probably has a breeding kink

Akaza wants to fuck you missionary almost all the time, enjoying looking into your eyes and watching how your face contorts as he screws your tight hole

Akaza probably has a big praise kink

Can you say cockwarming?? He's definitely one to want to cockwarm the fuck out of you until you're sitting in his lap, squirming and whining and begging. Even then, Akaza will pretend that he doesn't know if he should push you face down, ass up and rail your ass until both of you are spent and have cum so many times Akaza lost count 

Akaza probably has a big dick too

Definitely loves kissing you while he fucks you, feeling you moan into the kiss as he shoves his tongue down your throat and watch as all you can do is kiss back

Gyutaro

Gyutaro is a freak in the sheets

Let's be very upfront about that 

Gyutaro is someone who has suffered a lot in his life and probably views you as having gotten a much better hand and so. He loves to degrade you, loves to hurt you. Probably denying or overstimulating you until you cry on his cock, degrading you

"That's right. Fucking whore, cry. Fucking cry, cry on my cock you pathetic little bitch. Come on, tell me what you want. Fucking beg, you goddamn slut." 

He, like Douma, also has a predator/prey kink

The feeling of hunting you down, fucking your hole, and claiming you in the most pleasurable of ways. Fucking his cum back into your hole, grabbing your hair and yanking your face back by it and sinking his cock into you again and again

Gyutaro is a big fan of "taboo" fantasies in general with his roleplay kink

Pretending that you're married to someone else yet still letting him fuck you is one of his favorites, especially mixed with his kink of being caught

Gyutaro absolutely wants to either fuck you to sleep or fuck you awake or both. Both is good too

My god. This man will rail you in risky places. On purpose. Yet also the dude is super jealous. Probably gonna kill anyone who catches sight of your nude body

If you try to make him jealous? Instead of taking it out on whatever poor fuck pissed him off (normally the person he sees making "fuck me" eyes at you), he will definitely just fuck you

"You want to be a whore? Fuck around on me, bitch? I can show you what happens to pathetic little whores, fucking painslut."

Gyutaro normally is already decently rough but pissed off? At you? Oh boy

You will not be walking for a WHILE

Gyutaro fucks you like he hates you 99% of the time

Daki/Ume

Submissive pillow princess vibes

Like she would get so whiny and just want you to fuck her with your fingers

She has a massive praise kink and you can't convince me otherwise

Daki just wants to be taken care of. Maybe a bit of a masochist 

Daki is definitely a proper switch though despite how she seems like a complete submissive bitch

As a dom, Daki would definitely be into degradation

"You nasty little pervert. Getting off to me, really?" 

Cue her laughing yet she pulls you close by your face, kissing you roughly and pushing you on your back so she can straddle your thigh. Daki would then start rocking her hips, fucking herself on your thigh as she maintains eye contact with you as a challenge

As a sub, Daki wants praise

"Please! Please, I'm yours. Your princess, please master!" 

Looking up at you with tears running down her face, crawling over to you and rubbing your thigh. All she wants is your approval and praise, whining and whimpering as she shakes her ass to entice you

The type to "drop something" in front of you just to bend over and shake her ass in your face

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[warrioreowynofrohan]

Silmarillion AU - Fingon Lives (Dark Fingon AU)

I’ve seen the idea of Fingon surviving the Nirnaeth (potentially along with Maedhros dying in it) and spent a bit of time considering what I thought the results of that might be.

And while I understand, on some level, the narrative-parallel appeal of a ‘reversed’ storyline where Fingon goes off the rails after losing Maedhros and joins up with the Fëanoreans for the Second Kinslaying, it doesn’t feel likely to me. I think he’d have quite different priorities.

If Maedhros dies in the Nirnaeth, Fingon is not going to blame Doriath, because it frankly takes a very tenuous and twisted chain of logic to get there, and there are much more obvious people for him to blame. First, Morgoth, who is not a viable target post-Nirnaeth. Second, and even more directly - the traitorous Easterlings, who, in a scenario where Maedhros died in the Nirnaeth, would probably have been the ones to kill him. Amd the Easterlings, now the occupiers of Fingon’s home territory of Hithlum and Dorthonion, are viable targets. So if Fingon is defeated, his army destroyed, and he goes (somewhat) off the rails, but he survives (possibly with a small number of others) and makes it back to Hithlum, the most likely putcome to me is him going ruthless-guerilla on the Easterlings who are occupying and oppressing his people and are responsible for the death of his closest friend. I can see scenarious where he gets something of a resistance movement going, and Túrin does not leave Hithlum and, once he hits his teens, joins up with them. That would be an interesting interaction, because Túrin’s canon interactions with elves are mostly with ones who have at least slightly more chill than he does, and that would not be the case here. I can see Tuor being part of it for a while before getting discomfited with hiw far the guerillas are willing to go (and how they’re not achieving much but revenge) and noping out of there and heading to Gondolin as in canon. That makes for an interesting AU in itself.

But that’s if you can come up with a plausible tactical mechanism that gets Fingon back to Hithlum. Because one of the reasons for the heroic last stand of the Men of the House of Hador, in addition to guarding Gondolin’s retreat, was because there was no way for them to get back to Hithlum, and they were not willing to be driven from their homes. So if Fingon survives, some of the Edain of Hithlum might as well. (You could even have a version where Húrin survives and isn’t captured and his family isn’t cursed, which is altogether more hopeful, not only because of the curse but because Húrin has a lot of good sense.)

The alternative, and tactically more plausible scenario, is one where Fingon survives the same way any other west-Beleriand forces who make it out of the Nirnaeth alive do - by retreating to Gondolin. And ironically, although that’s safer territory, I think it could end worse than the Hithlum option. Because Turgon post-Nirnaeth is 100% of the nobody-leaves-Gondolin mindset. During the retreat everyone is too exhausted abd demoralized to talk policy, but once they get there and Fingon learns via Thorondor that 1) his people are occupied by the Easterlings; 2) Maedhros has been betrayed and killed by the Easterlings; and 3) he’s never allowed to leave Gondolin to do anything about the first two items….he is not going to react well. In canon, some of the Noldor of Hithlum did join with the Gondolindrim and survive, so Fingon may still have a group that is loyal to him. It’s going to get messy.

[juliasreblogs]

PSA

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AMD HOLY IN THE WORLD. STOP. DOING. DUMB. THINGS AROUND. RAIL. ROAD. TRACKS. IN. A. VEHICLE. you will ruin lots of peoples days I promise. Some dumbass just tried some Duke Caboom type shit and attempted to jump some tracks resulting in a really hard hit with the tracks instead of jumping them. Resulting in a train driver having to file a report, the train master of that territory now has to send an email to all track inspectors in that territory, meaning who ever is available has to go out to those tracks (ON OVERTIME MIGHT I ADD. TAKING AWAY THEIR TIME FROM THEIR FAMILY), inspect them and asses the damage, if the track is damaged one of two things need to be done. A slow order put on the track (speed limit for trains) or they take it out of service. Meaning the track cannot be used until its fixed. So please. Stop. Doing. Dumb. Things. ON. TRAIN. TRACKS.

Just fyi.. I'm at my parents for the weekend for the eclipse this weekend. And my dad got called out for this shit while me and him were on the way out he door for a movie date 😭

Im mentioning so we can get some traction please. This is important. @officialtinder@the-official-publix@shakespeare-official-account@google-news-official@life360-i-swear@gnomiwizard@jupiter-the-god @kroger-fr @nanochittle @yes-im-youtube-kids @literally-hottopic @actually-kroger

[konigsblog]

Not me having a weak spot for southern men

Cough cough Graves cough cough

being bent over the railing of his porch, living with him on his southern texas house while he reshapes your hole to fit his length, each vein lugging against your clenching, gummy walls. full and heavy balls slamming against your ass while the tip of his thick dick rams into your cervix repeatedly :((

and your whimpers amd whines are mesmerising. groaning close to your ear, not caring if anyone sees the both of you, your hole stretched to allow his girth and size, grinding against his happytrail and mewling at the friction. becoming sweaty as dawn sets, the sun radiating a golden glow :(((

defo likes exhibition so everyone knows who you belong to :(

[transingthoseformers]

cannit believe it took me so long to think about it from that one post about Ironhide needing to be railed or he will bust something/ironhide getting railed by optimus crack comcept

what if and just hear me out what if...

Optimus AND Ratchet rail him?

Prime sturdy and party Ambulance railing the cowboy.

them doing the do in either the office of the prime or somewhere amd EVERYONE knows.... due to unfortunate circumstances (they heard the truck horns and ambulance sirens they KNOW-)

Welp... at least Ironhide got some of the... "stress" out... and won't be available for the next 5 consecutive business days.

Prowl is unamused by this and is one step away from committing mutiny from these horny fucks

YES lmao prowl sorry not sorry

Win ironhide winnn

[gyomeisfavoritetoy]

DEMON SLAYER NSFW HEADCANONS PT 2!!!!

Hehe, I love this

18+ dumbies, don't sue me

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Kokushibo (I prolly butchered that lmao):

This man is a VIRGIN. ALL HES DONE IS JERK OFF. But when he does, it's rare. I can see him being similar to Gyomei. Low sex drive that when it hits, it don't go. He will bury himself away in a room, usually in a comfy place, and slowly slide his hand from base to tip. He'll squeeze a bit when he gets close and it leaves him gasping for air.

If you were to ever seduce this man, he would love to take you from any position where you look away. I can see him loving to take you from the back. He lives to just squeeze your cheeks [not the face ones ;) ] or reach forward and grabs your throat while he rails you.

Iguro Obanai :

Silly gay ass bitch (/POS) just boredly fondles himself. He doesn't really jerk off, he tried to once and got overwhelmed, so he just fidgets with it.

He you where with him, he's be addicted to prone bone. He doesn't get self conscious and can be a bit more confident when he fucks you. He has a pretty normal sex drive I think.

Mitsuri Kanroji :

My wifey I love her!

She has an average sex drive too but also virgin. She hasn't tried touching her self cause she hasn't even realized masturbation is a thing. She still doesn't know what part is which done there (fair bro, fair. I barely understand it sometimes 😔).

When she's in bed with you, she likes cuddling sex. She likes to be laying down and feeling your sweet intimate love in every way. The feeling of your arms around her as you go in (or down on her) slowly amd gently. She likes it slow but deep if ya know what I mean.

Bye 👹byeeeeee👺

[deepwithintheabyss]

📚 for the ask game

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app? 

kjsajkd okay so this was me taking really fast (and tired) notes after I woke up from my dream, it took me a bit to remember, I'm... yeah you're getting the typo version good luck understanding

warning death and gore

Strats out dnd character forcing me to ne more bold, on a ship Search for my friend a boy i am me and other dude? Find kid almost walls intk water, does fall into waterr Convinced the captain is a good guy Thre, kids gets dragged by him? To a platform Smth left to die but i make my way tbdre, so he threateens to throw out thr key? For hero trainif? Kid is in it amd it costw money Foght I stab and hit organ Ruptures Kid has to cut out fuys tongue less her choke on it and bust an eye to relieve pressure in the brain (he's still gonna die, even if we'd call the emergency services which we didn't`? Or couldn't wt Ith u know water etc.)

Typed this all out btw

Ask Game

Translation under the cut, for those who don't want to figure it out (I do not think this will make it more clear)

Okay so the dream started with a dnd session where @themandylion (hi you starred in my dream) revealed that we got premade characters assigned from them. Mine was a very bold personality thing drag queen think showmanship etc. to kinda force me (as in real me) to come more out of my shell, very glittery etc.

At the time I wasn't yet aware that this would play on a ship though that became quickly apparent in later scenes, anyway. So I get this character, and I play this character, so my dream pov character is her.

Our, or at least my mission, was to find a guy (Idk if I forgot them or never had them), he was like an important figure etc. so I basically got a cinematic shot of this dude, sitting in the cafeteria I guess? At a table??

Then, we switched to him, standing at a railing and talking to like a child he's friends with, not his child though, anyway they are like talking about games to play, which games they can't play etc. strategy games and more, this weird blend of real me and the dnd character walk up listen in and then like start talking as well about games and how they are sites to pirate?? or how I could let him play some games so he can figure out what he likes?? (unclear)

In there somewhere at some point the guy also made a comment about how, the kid does not have to worry if he ever falls into water because he fully believes that the captain will stop the ship to get him (I also got some intrusive thoughts in the dream, child hitting the ship and dying, the strong waves of the boat propelling it so far away, the turbine)

Then Dnd character vanishes from dream, the guy is the sole pov character now no weird switching, he almost walks into the water? at the front/falls of the railing? but then doesn't, but the kid does.

And so he jumps in after I think, and then there was a lot of swimming, at some point the Captain is also int he water and he grabs the kid and swims for thirty miles, at least that's the number i first got, but no it was less than that as we later learned, he drags the kid to a platform in the middle of the ocean, just floating there? (I've been following him the entire time) With the intention to just leave him there????

But because I make my way there those plans are kinda foiled, so he threatens to throw out a key/acceptance letter?? for hero training, which is like very expensive, and obv the family can't pay for it again.

So we fight, get swords at some point and we fight, and I hit him, I stab him in the stomach/torso, an organ ruptures etc. he's dying.

And then?? His tongue is swelling so the kid decides to cut it out so he doesn't choke on it, very bloody etc. and then has to burst an eye to relieve pressure on his brain. I am thinking of calling an ambulance but don't, because they won't get here in time etc? but I think also something about him not being safed??? idk. and yeah

We are aware that he's about to die but maybe the kid had hope he survived?? I'm not entirely sure

I think the dream def lost a lot of coherence the more i was to waking up.

Man recently a lot of my dreams have been wild and gory, I didn't use to kill people in my dreams!! Till that Vampire one that was a first!! Why is this the new norm brain!! (it isn't)