#am i officially this bitchless

[astorkes]

this is taking me so long bc of uni but i wanna post it so bad so here are some progress pics

[simplhee]

be my +1

synopsis: when streamer heeplays needs to find a plus one to go with him to the Streamer Awards, what does he do? he makes a google form of course! and what happens when up-and-coming streamer y/n jokingly fills out the form, catching heeseung's attention? stream starting soon: be my +1 !!!

lvl 5. - maidenless [smau + written 367 words]

========= stream starting soon =========

The bright gleam of the ring light blinds heeseung as his stream starts up. his light is on, mic is muted, and food is on its way as chat begins to flood onto his “starting soon” page. checking the countdown timer, he has two minutes all to himself before officially going live. heeseung smiles to himself as he watches chat talking amongst themselves.

otvfan07: hello !!!

🜲 nightwingsbooty: hi chat

yunjinlover: :wave: 

pikachuus: hihi

looking at the countdown one last time, heeseung moves a strand of hair before the clock finally reaches zero. switching the scene on his stream deck, his face suddenly fills up his second monitor as he moves to unmute his mic. “yo, hi, welcome everyone!...hihi, oh what song is playing?, uhhh it is, ‘give me your forever’ by zack tabudlo…yea i like that song haha”

🜲 jayparks: w

shimkongzz: hee’s taste *chefs kiss*

lunelles: what’s the plan for today ?

“ah, ‘what’s the plan for today?’, well,” clapping his hands together, “today we are going to be playing a little bit of valo but we’re going to have our usual thirty minutes of just chatting first” as heeseung’s eyes scan through chat he notices a particular question, “‘did i see somi’s new tweet?’ mm not yet let me pull it up now…ah okay we can bring plus ones to the streamer awards...oh am i going to bring anyone? hmm i don’t know chat, we’ll see, we’ll see”

eumppappaz: BOOO THIS MEANS YOURE MAIDENLESS

02zlvr: hee confessing he’s single KEKW

kkurawons: BITCHLESS BEHAVIOR

“hey hey i could pull…it’s just no one has piqued my interest rn” 

heyluv: I CAN BE YOUR DATE HEE

🜲 babyricky: you looking for a date ???

☑️💎ikeutv: ayo you looking for a date bbg ;)

mochimoshi: POG I could be your date

“woah woah woah idk guys, you really think you can handle all of this…” heeseung begins to regret everything as his chat is filled with nothing but silence in the form of three small dots, finally loosing his cool when all he can see is the flush emote times ten “haha anyways imma start warming up now, i just saw jake in chat, and i CANNOT let him rank higher than me”

extra:

previous ✿ masterlist ✿ next

note: writing the written part was so cringe inducing

also ! this is the flush emote

pairing: streamer!heeseung x fem!reader content/genre: strangers to lovers, college au, streamer au, fluff, crack, (potential) angst, smau warning(s): swearing, ignore timestamps taglist is still open !!!

©️ simplhee 2023

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 15

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracketPropaganda under the cut

Wen Kexing (Tian Ya Ke / Faraway Wanderers)

"Author: so theres this OP cannibal murderer who's a huge homosexual and has a dissociative disorder... Me, completely ignoring the OP cannibal murderer part: wow a huge homosexual with a dissociative disorder, hes just like me fr!!!!"

Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

No Propaganda

Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson Series)

"gay (canon), trans (not canon but very popular headcanon), autistic (implied), depressed (canon), emo, and separated and left out by all his peers"

Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

"I too believe I am a threat but am a minor inconvenience at best."

Reki Kyan (Sk8 the Infinity)

"Sighs dramatically. Everything about him is just like me Fr I just. He’s an artist who gets excited over his art but nobody is as excited as him so he gets shut down a lot. He gets worried that his friends are gonna leave him behind because he’s not as good as them at skating. He self isolates after a fight and avoids his friends like the plague despite them only wanting to help. It takes him talking sense into SOMEONE ELSE for him to realize he doesn’t need to be good at what he does, he just needs to have fun doing what he’s passionate about."

q!Quackity (QSMP)

"No bitches. Just so bitchless it's sad. He fumbles every single bad bitch he's tried to bag. His good buddy that he clearly had some romantic feelings for? Sure he flirts with him, but he flirts with everyone and is lowkey not interested because he likes somebody else. Doesn't matter, he has two other guys he's into, and it looks like they might be into him! They both fuck off out of existence, one to become an entire different entity even. OK WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? There's this NEW guy who is interesting and good looki- Oh, the best friend from the beginning? Already dating him. And they're planning on getting MARRIED, how wonderful!!! good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well one of the guys that left just MIGHT come back!!!! So he sticks to that hope and becomes obsessed. So much so that when the guy comes back your friends tell him how obsessed with him you are and he's like 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'. He just takes Ls left and right, not only in love, but on EVERYTHING. He has so many issues and is so tragic and his way of understanding relationships is so bad and is such a loser, just like me!!"

[agender-chevreuse]

Official Introduction!

-I use the name Amia here on Tumblr!

-I’m aceflux and panromantic

- Agender (duh) | He/They/It/Lace!

-Jpsekai AND Ensekai player

-Taken by my lovely girlfriend, @sonneblume07 <3 (I am in fact not bitchless)

-Minor with (professionally) diagnosed ADHD

-I’m American, not gonna say from where tho <3 (it’s kinda obvious sometimes lmao)

[avitally]

ok so i checked my steam page yeah. i got 146 hours in tf2 which don't even ask i don't know how the fuck that happened. my second most played game is the og half-life with 31 hours.

i am officially bitchless

[echoesofadream]

btw I should make this official announcement I am so happy to announce that I am normal now and not a weirdo anymore. you know if you read my blog in the past and were like ok this girl has a lot of issues and is a jobless friendless bitchless (dont say that word!!) loser, I am still all those things but I have gone through a process and im not the same person as I was then. so Im normal and this is about fandom culture mainly like I think th and jn would make a great couple for example like awesome for them if theyre dating for example. but also I dont really care about their personal lives at all anymore? like Im just so. shrug. Im trying to live my own life instead. it's not much but just the interaction I had with the pharamacist today was a hundred more real and honest than anything with celebrities on my screen. those people are literally just random strangers and I really just. like and this is another thing but this weird celebrity culture is so much is just deflecting from your own personal responsibility like signalizing yourself as a good person without doing shit because youre calling out this random guy on the internet. its really weird.

[doopenshmirtz]

The Addison roleplay and friend group moments recap!(from what I can atleast remember at least)

January 13th actually might not have been even January 13th the date is unconfirmed the mentally ill bitch with no life no bitches no good grades no will to live no money staying up way later than she should on Roblox on a deltarune rp she had nothing to do she was just hopping around the map she found a person playing spamtong and fucking bullying a pink Addison I can't remember what was happening she decided to intervene and join in by being a blue Addison which has favouritism issues that will continue very later on and probably still do to this day and I just don't know it anyways after some goofing around by shooting her pink Addison brother in the face and extremely treating spamton like a baby the inevitable had to come the 2 who are apparently siblings had to go to sleep because unlike her they had a proper sleep schedule (it was 9 am for her) so doopysmoopy had to choose if she chooses to friend those fellows she realized the dangerous of keeping them around but in her defense "these guys are fucking awesome" so friended them she did after a few days she and one of the siblings who we will call pilksoder and her brother kickedinthegroins occasionally joined then.... someone..who I wish to not speak the name of but for the sake of the story we shall call them allyperson now doopysmoopy14 didn't think all that bad at first they didn't talk much or anything they did play sometimes together but that's about it they were usually chill(didn't last) but doopysmoopy usually chilled with pilksoder and doopy still played as the blue ad with a gun business and pilksoder's pink Addison who transitioned into a piss yellow ad because allyperson insisted to take the pink one :(((( (soda's pink Addison will be missed I genuinely loved him)

Much

Time

Later...

The 3 bitchless trio (we don't count allyperson here)

Pilksoder

Kickedinthegroins

Doopysmoopy(doopus for short now)

Have added someone into the bitchless trio they added

Neversleptaday(sleepless if you people actually got to this point and didn't stop mid way)

She has become the official

Spammertong of the group

I'd also like to take a moment for our fallen soldier that we still remember after a year later that played with us on that day and never met again

Homeless Susie...

*The moment of silence passes with a few awkward coughs here and there*

Thank you...play toilet rap by homeless Susie

*Toilet rap bass boosted plays on full volume*

*Loud sobbing* she didn't make it out the hood with this one....the crowd went mild :(((

Anyways!!!

The 4 fellas eventually started becoming more serious roleplayers (ohhh) with allyperson intervening every once in a while in the worst way possible literally it wasn't a pleasant site to withhold (*gagging noises*)

For now the group has been made and here we shall remember the best moments in our silly little roleplay and silly little friendship in the group moments through the person with the worst memory ever in the group!

Happy Christmas and early roleplay anniversary bitches!(*cheering noises)

Let's recap a bit from what I remember atleast shall we?

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. a twitter thread where the original tweet reads "this is one of my favorite official mob arts for many reasons, but it entertains me endlessly to believe that reigen and serizawa have a shared bank account". Attached is the official art of reigen, sho, mob and ritsu sitting on a bus together. All the kids have various treats and hats and trinkets while reigen tries to play it cool with his empty wallet, and speaking a speech bubble of serizawa crying while money flies away from him. A quote tweet in all caps reads "who is this man is reigen not bitchless??? I am hoping and praying so hard". End I.D.]

This person is still working their way through the show but in the replies EVERYONE IS LYING AND SAYING THEYRE TOGETHER 😭😭

[blu3ming-hoon]

ACCIDENTAL SELCA : PROFILE FILE 1 (bitchless cupids 🫶❌)

masterlist | profile file 2

PAIRING : idol!park sunghoon x idol!reader

SUMMARY : you’re the main vocalist of a girl group called “CUP1:D” and unironically the owner of a very popular fan page for ENHYPEN’s Sunghoon on Twitter, one day you post a couple of selfies for your fans to see on your official group Twitter but it turns out that you posted them on the wrong account, but it was too late.

— CUP1:D ; cup1:d is a girl group formed under SM entertainment, their concept is love themed. their debut was on february 14, 2021 with the song ‘heart attack’ (originally by chuu), their soon to be comeback is called ‘love dive’ (by ive)!

— Y/N / HOONLOGS 🐻 ; one of the vocalist of cup1:d and a ‘03 baby! she’s got a funny (crazy) and bubbly personality. on the other hand she is the admin of a popular sunghoon fanpage on twitter, which her members know about and sometimes tease her for but she doesn’t care since she’s a little (very) delusional when it comes to sunghoon.

— CHAEWON 🐟 ; leader of cup1:d, she thinks her members are a little mentally ill inside but she still loves them a lot! she also may or may not be the only member who is “normal”.

— WINTER 🐻‍❄️ ; one of the other vocalist and visuals of the group! she’s y/n’s best friend since they trained together the most, she pretends she’s done with y/n’s nonsense about sunghoon but likes when she does talk about him since he makes her bestfriend happy! (y/n may or may not have made her stan enhypen, her bias is jay)

— WONYOUNG 🐰 ; visual of the group and 1/3 of the maknae group! closest to leeseo. she’s also got a crazy but fun personality just like y/n. sunghoon’s mc partner on music bank (please I miss jangkku) meaning she has sunghoon’s number for work purposes (but don’t tell y/n that).

— HANNI 🐭 ; a foreigner, originally from australia but ethnically vietnamese. 2/3 of the maknae line. second most normal of all the members but a crazy fangirl when it comes to mitski, may I also add that she is a great dancer.

— LEESEO 🐯 ; another crazy fangirl in the group, she loves beabadoobee (and karina). she is the youngest of group only being born in ‘07. 3/3 of the maknae line.

& NOTE FROM RIN : first set of profiles for accidental selca! im so sorry it took so long but i promise there is more to come! i hope ur excited from this series as much as i am!

@ TAGLIST : (OPEN)

@seosracha @msxflower @yenqa @ahnneyong @jiawji @enhacolor @abdiitcryy @faelyncore @sophhloaff @tomorrowbymoa-together @zuhaful @shinsou-rii @jeongintwt @notdrunkbutdazed @shota-pop @ilovewonyo @myjaeyunn @viagumi @mellifluousvn @cwsana @whorecomplx @honevjiheon @chiukatb @taeyun @trsrina @sung5oon @tojisgrossworm @kyanmeai @dimplewonie @chaewon-slays @lcv3lies

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[cuuno-moved]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I AM OFFICIALLY BITCHLESS!!