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Ford and Bill
'Oh Ford and Bill definitely fucked.' Did we see the same show? Because they are both definitely virgins.
#billford#am i lying tho?#gravity falls#sorry for the gramatical errors english is not my first language
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shy emo pose bdhdhdkxndmd you are so real for saying this
Just stating the facts ahahahd
#am i lying tho?#paolo maldini#the posing has me DEAD#was it his idea#Did the photographer tell him to pose like that#was it bc the 2010s where awkward#I want to know neow#hopefully there is more and i find it soon so i can laugh more#ac milan
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okay.
#i have *many* thoughts#the hands in the hair i am very normal about this wdym????#and the little bit of being moved backward and forwards...im uh...I remain silent.....#tho tbh this rly wasnt the most obscene thing to happen in this ep#(i.e. the part where hes getting a foot massage which is basically filmed as a crotch shot-)#these basically have the same vibes as those ones where hes lying on his back on the football pitch#honestly lots of massages this episode....was the director particularly into it..?#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#fernando s1e4#fernando(show)
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got caught up in the resurgence of gravity falls and drew my favourite dndads characters of all time possessed by the divorcee of all time
i think the smell of the inside of the teeny mascot would have the same effect as the memory gun for bill. that is an eradication- worthy stentch
#drew these at 4 am i dont Care quality rn#colouring properly is a Lie. and so is the Sky. trust in the all-seeing all-knowing EYE#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dungeons and dads#dndads fanart#glenn close#dndads glenn close#normal oak#normal oak swallows garcia#dndads normal oak#normally oak swallows garcia#he has so many fucking names . i love him tho#normally ly oak swallows garcia#do i tag this as gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls
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I'm not obsessed with Jason Grace. I'm merely giving him the love he didn't get all these years. 💅
#Yeah no i totally am not obsessed. look at me. lying behind the screen#I love brick boi sm#He deserves more love#But I'm glad I'm seeing more love for him on Tumblr tho. Instagram reels are SO harsh on him like is it a trend to hate him there or smth?#I saw Goodread discussions from wayyy back in 2013 and literally all comments were trash talking him sm#I felt like such an outsider looking at those comments tbh bc ppl give me weird looks when I say I like Jason#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo hoo#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque
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it's always super weird when you find out someone you thought you vibed with doesn't actually like you that much and really just tolerated you.
maybe it's just a neurodivergent problem. maybe normal people can always tell.
i can never tell. you talk to me a lot about our many shared interests, we hang out a lot, I thought we had chemistry, I felt comfortable with you and you never seemed uncomfortable with me, and you never told me I upset you...
but I guess I'm the idiot for being an open book and always telling people if they've done something I don't like. and for being willing to have hard conversations about boundaries from time to time.
my bad.
#gonna start lying like the rest of you#ah yes let me pretend i like you#im starting to think these kinds of people are just too insecure to shut down a friendship#like you just need to have friends to the point where you tolerate my existence#even tho i am offensive to your sensibilities#like come on bro#thats sad#just dump me#it wont bother me#not everyone is capable of tolerating me#thats alright#but say something you pussy#stop wasting both our times#pretending to be my friend hurts you more than me#i have real friends#i dont need parasitic pseudo friends who just need to feel wanted#im done with that#i know what a real friend looks like#youre not it and im not it for you either#i couldve been if you were honest#but people are not honest with others or themselves and thats what i hate most about people
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you don’t understand I woke up from a dream where Oliver shared a video of Ryan without the mustache and said “soooo… this is my work husband” with particular emphasis on the word husband and then he zoomed on Ryan’s upper lip until they both broke down into laughter and Ryan ended up leaning on his shoulder in such a cozy way?????
#NOT EVEN IN MY SLEEP I AM LEFT ALONE#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#911 on abc#oliver stark#ryan guzman#i honestly don't know#my brain works in mysterious ways#chances are it doesnt work at all#im tired i hate this show#im lying#im losing my mind#they are work husbands tho
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Hey puff! So you said Hades is a "mess who hasn't spilled over" and there are definitely some warning signs even now - Artemis' dislike, the ominous grin in the last chapter does not bode well for Alex, him treating Minthe pretty badly and dismissively, being open about his attraction to Kore while acknowledging Minthe, eating Dio to shut him up and laughing about it (No Kronos flashbacks, Hades??) Of course he did a lot of this in LO too but that was framed as a good thing and you seem more self aware than that.
My question is are he and Kore still endgame with his bad traits? Or is Kore just hiding a much darker, more selfish side who would like all this?
Hades and Kore are both very, VERY complicated people with complicated backstories that involve both the good and the bad. They're both victims of circumstance as well as their own wrongdoings (even the ones that were well-intentioned, they're both walking the road to hell wink wink), they're both holding on to some pretty dark shit and we're going to be exploring plenty of both sides along the way. I'm obviously trying not to spoil anything, but I will say that Hades and Persephone are not going to have a cut-and-dry 'fairy tale romance' like what was attempted in LO, Rekindled is attempting to be a more faithful retelling of the original Hymn to Demeter after all (or at least its original themes and messaging). They're both incredibly damaged people with a lot of tightly-sealed baggage that DESPERATELY needs to be unpacked and we all know what happens to relationships built on those types of foundations ;0 So that's all ima say on that ~
As for the irony of Hades 'eating' Dionysus, hurt people hurt people. Though I wouldn't worry about Dionysus, he just projects his consciousness into berries, he's alive and well ;) As for Hades... let's just say you shouldn't eat berries possessed by the god of madness, guy is gonna have a harsh comedown LOL
#i'd be lying if i said i wasn't worried about how people are gonna react to their respective backstories once it comes time to tackle them#when i say dark shit i MEAN dark shit#i'm really excited to tackle both characters but it's also very nerve-wracking and challenging because i want to make the messaging clear#fair warning ahead of time tho-#it's gonna be FULL of content warnings#i really don't fuck around when it comes to character writing and tragic backstories LOL#i am NOT afraid to go for the gut-punching stuff#so yeah buckle up#we're gonna get through this together#ask me anything#ama#anon ama#anon ask me anything#lore rekindled#lore rekindled ama
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thinking about kab and the thing about her i think is she knows just enough to keep herself safe Generally but not enough to really predict what would happen should something more... complicated??? unforeseen??? idk whats the right word to use but something not covered by someones reputation and/or vids happen, believe it or not this also affects her view of clownpierce (we'll get to that)
for example, mapicc has a reputation for being an violent, angry, & impulsive guy and nothing else which makes sense but is incredibly surface level and something that only really works if you dont have a lot of experience working with him
another is reddoons, his betrayal after the base incident while shocking is not unforeseen but his reputation as being a guy whos seen as being a reasonable person whos fairly loyal to his team made it seem like something he wouldnt do even tho it absolutely is
regarding how it affects her view of clown, since he isnt perfectly aligned with his reputation she instead pivots in the complete opposite direction and forgiving basically every crime he does even tho hes something much more mild and complicated than either his reputation or her view of him will ever be (think madonna-whore complex which is especially obvious when it comes to kabs vs woogies view of him)
another side effect of this Just Enough amount of knowledge aside from being blinded by her own expectations is that it frustrates ppl who think shes oversimplificating things (like me and seemingly several other tumblr users as well) especially when she claims that shes objectively correct and the smartest in the room at any given moment
how this roughness in her analysis affects her in the server still has yet to be fully seen but we do still have at least a couple months until the end but 'til then shes just gonna keep stumbling as more and more complicated situations pop up as is typical in lifesteal to happen and eventually shes gonna have to learn to adapt or else she'll be suffering the consequences one way or another
#mine.txt#analysis#ig. this is very rough tho and is more just thoughts than anything#but i wanted a tag so i can get back to this later to see how right or wrong i am#another thing that affects this is the cc/c divide which is something she likes to take control of#one of the ways it manifests is that she likes to go in and out of it frequently which can be incredibly distracting#esp if youre someone like me who wants the lsers to just. be themselves and get immersed in whats happening around them#and it doesnt help that her and her character can have Very different feelings on a situation#basically the cc/c divide or at least how kab likes to use it affects the way she acts because shes got an idea in her head already#of what to think of the other ppl in the server which makes her inflexible when unexpected things come up#as opposed to when shes just being herself reacting to things#which is unfortunate but i think reflects on how outsiders vs insiders view lifesteal#the reality vs expectations of the audience are so incredibly different esp if you only watch the vids#so much so that while watching kabs vid my initial reaction was that she wasnt as big a ls fan as i originally thought#then realized no this seems like the exact sort of thing id expect from someone whos only seen the vids; particularly of the pvpers#(specified pvpers cause only watching the pvpers vs other kinds of players on the server are Very different experiences)#tho the thing about kab is she Does have insider knowledge!#.... mainly from ppl who dont log on a lot (ash and clown and maybe squiddo)#so naturally thats gonna give her a biased view of how the server works one way or another#the exception to this would be zam telling her about eclipse federation but i think either she doesnt know or severely underestimated#just how much lying; manipulation; keeping secrets; and yap sessions built on incompatible motives and morals happened#that made s4 the way it is not only in game but outside of it as well#''we're at our best when we hate each other irl'' - reddoons according to zam
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Shares some quick studies of my wife when no one's looking
#undertale yellow#ut yellow#uty#starlo uty#uty starlo#fan art#my art#so many fucking tags help 💥#this dude's head shape is a mystery to me. like i know it's a star but the thing is that i cant draw stars 0(-(#nor hats actually. this design is very yomielphobic /j#kinda man that says Aw shucks. guy that says Oh heavens#i have Many Thoughts about this silly sheriff. please talk to me i am Normal (<- real) (<- LIES SHE'S LYING RUN)#me vs the world (drawin starlo a bit wider bc he's still a farmer and not a twink /lh)#i've seen some people give him a tail tho... thats so darn cute....#he's kind. he values & protects whats important to him. he's cute as well. he can sing. he's a dork. he can sew?? I'm buyin a ring right NO
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main event jey uso a supportive bf inside and outside the ring 💙
#jey uso#sami zayn#samijey#wwe#wweedit#stuff i made#am i lying tho#find yourself a man like this fr#i'm shaking him BY THE SHOULDERS#if not bfs then why booked like it? 🤔🤔
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huge props to marinette for spinning up that lie so fast and on the spot, too. I thought I was good but damn. of course she must have had a general idea of what she was going to say to adrien beforehand going off of gabriel's "make me look good" and her own love telling her that the truth would hurt adrien even more, but that's just a very vague idea. she could not have possibly spun up that entire story of a lie in her head beforehand with all that was going on - dealing with all the truths coming in one after the other, the crying, the emotional trauma, getting the kwamis back -
and of course, there's adrien. he is one of the highest things on her list of priorities, his safety being the first thing she needs to take care of. the problem is, she doesn't know how. the only thing she can do in that situation is lie. a small lie. just one to make it better for now and then she can make it a long-term lie later. make sure no one else finds out.
and once she started telling the lie, once the first words were out of the mouth, it was all improvisation. her next words showed up in her head as she was going, spinning up a believable story, just good enough to be taken as the truth. she rambled - a rookie mistake for liars - but you couldn't blame her. she's a professional liar, almost, with her superhero identity, but this one is different. just one hour after learning the truth she had to cover up all this with no warning beforehand.
she couldn't tell adrien the truth. but she couldn't do much to comfort him either. ladybug couldn't tell him something only marinette knows.
she had to lie. she had to come up with something on the spot. those words would haunt her for the rest of her life - that lie was all she could think about for the next couple of months because she had to make it work. she had to keep the truth and make everything work out. it wasn't a big deal. she just had to tell adrien something, anything that would comfort him! what would comfort him about his father? what would convince him that he was a good guy this whole time? that he was a, a, a hero! yes, she would tell him that. it was a white lie! she wasn't a bad person! she just had to tell adrien that his father was a hero so that he would never have to know the truth and suffer like she did. he was a hero.
was.
once that word came out of her mouth, there was no going back.
#ok coming from someone who is VERY good at lying (and no that's not a lie) I am VERY IMPRESSED by that.#it's not even an exaggeration by the writers. in fact I think this is perfect.#ive had to lie several times before. make sure there were no plot holes in the story I was trying to spin to get out of trouble. to be safe#to save a life.#this is very realistic of her.#when she's under pressure she talks. she lies. some of her smartest moments are made up of lies. it might seem like a good idea at the time#she might not know what's coming out of her mouth as she's saying it.#but regardless she needs to deal with it later. once the adrenaline has finally died down and she faces the consequences of her actions.#once the emotion has died down. once the truth of what she's said sinks in.#I lie on the spot if I have to. my stories stay active for just long enough that eventually it becomes a fact of life and I have to remembe#each detail of the lie so that it doesn't fall apart.#it can't fall apart. the world will end if it falls apart.#(the world is a web of lies that I have spun.)#oh MAN the marinette thoughts today. should I write a fic. yea im writing a fic.#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml london special#wait I just realised all these paragraphs I typed up what the heck what am I doing with my time#gotta love lying to people tho.#actually no thats a lie I hate it.#ugh life is so confusing can I pls just project myself onto marinette instead of having to deal with stuff#yk out of all the characters I didn't realise SHE would be one of the ones I resonate with the most. but thats a fact and I love it.
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real footage of my third watch of emesis blue (not hyperbole)
#tf2#emesis blue#my ribs hurted from lying like this tho#and also i am dehydrated#do not tell me to hydrate im getting water after i post this
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while talking with @candycorncartooncat about bonnie looping au, the idea of loop & odile in the context of odile looping came up - and when talking, xe came up with the idea that over the loops, odile starts to believe loop is a forgotten party member - and well. I had to draw an interaction resulting from that would look like <3
also, an extra under the cut <3
#my art#in stars and time#isat spoilers#man I love thinking about aus and stuff#loop </333#there is so much angst potential in them man </3#anyways I'm not going to be finishing this up any further: what you see is what you get.#I love <3#is loop lying there at the end? are they not?#who knows!#(some people do :) )#I am so proud of this comic tho.#I'm learning comic composition look look!!!!#I think it looks good!!! right?
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I thought you kin kdj?
anon i hope this is a joke cause if this is a genuine question it is the singlemost scathing read i have ever recieved in my life 👏 bravo
#I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM LAUGHING THIS IS FUNNY REGARDLESS OF WHATEHR UR SERIOUS#not laughing At You tbc just the situation generally. genuinely not mad fhdkfdk#to answer ur question: no i dont bc i stopped kinning a bit before reading orv so the stars did not align#i think the me from when i used to kin definitely wouldve tho if thats any consolation#but yeah everyone i AM being truthful whenever i say i dont kin kdj#its just REALLY funny how much overlap there happens to be thats all#THIS HAS SURPASSED THE PERSON WHO TAGGED MY POST THINKING I WAS A KDJ ROLEPLAYER BTW. WHICH IS A HIGH BAR#inbox#EDIT: FRIEND HAS JUST NOTIFIED ME THERES A POST ON HERE WHERE I SAID I DID IN FACT KIN KDJ??? I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS. GENUINELY.#ANON YOU ARE JUSTIFIED SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION I HAVE DISSOCIATION AND MEMORY ISSUES LMAO??? whoever made that post was wilding#me the one typing this has no memories of kinning kdj so uh. SHRUG??? i wasnt lying on purpose at least#.....DO YOU SEE WHY THERES OVERLAP. THERES A REASON THE NUMBER 49 HAUNTS ME#edit2/update: they apparently distinctly remember me saying it in the tags of a post but nEITHER OF US CAN FIND IT#what is happening...hello....is anyone out there....#*knocks on my own skull* hello?? anyone home?! WHO DID THIS 🤣😭#EDIT/UPDATE 3: I FUCKING FOUND IT its from nearly 4 years ago holy shit#still dont remember posting that at all
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i think what made me ahhhhh abt charlies portrayal on mh was how real it is…i have read the books but i’ve always felt that tv tends to dramatise these moments. i feel like i was expecting charlie to be crying breaking down heavily or whatever but its all so somber and quiet with the battle genuinely happening in charlie’s head except for small moments where he snapped which then just makes him feel even more worse abt himself
#i wont lie i was expecting more grrrrr moments#then i realise its charlie we’re talking abt#the issue is ppl didnt caught on his battles#but also who am i lying it feels so me#which i think made me even more uncomfortable#i think i would have preferred it it was dramatise so i can cry about this tv character#but all i feel is bleh cause its so me during my teenage days#down to the fight with my mum even even tho it was more abt how i was behaving#rather than the food itself#behaving meaning locking myself in my room and all#i wished i had gone to therapy#i wish it was more normalised instead of needing to keep it all inside#bt i just end up snapping at my best friend for quite a bit which isnt so nice#joe locke#heartstopper#charlie spring
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