#am I tagging right

[so-i-macedup-abit]

post before i temporarily lose consciousness

[spectatorinthecrowd]

more BMC (sorry) SQUIP this time, using a design I just made up on the spot. Added note that the binary in the bg says 'you should take the upgrade'

Extra one because I was messing around with some blending layers and liked how it looked

bonus bonus (ignore that the design changed shhh)

'Jeremy, what the FUCK was that?'

[peachiiscribs]

gonna spend my night posting old art on here !! first up its merbedo saving his beloved✨

[thatpocketninja]

Ive been on Tumblr two days and my entire feed is already ultrakill.

Not that I'm complaining

[royallygray]

I'm crocheting my first sweater and this is my progress so far. Not sure when I started. Sometime before Christmas 2023 tho.

I'll probably be using this as some sort of tracking my progress thing.

... is there a way to sign off? Should I be signing off? Should this be this stressful?

Slime you later ig :)

[mistamishmash]

I wish I could tell you when I started making zombie valentines day art every year, but I’m not planning on stopping yet hahaha

This year starring Krisp. c:

[jonjonjovi]

bumper sticker that says "i <3 taking my controlled substance medications in their prescribed doses"

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[monochromevortex]

what's mono thinking about

so this is completely pointless but

This is a pretty vague memory since I was a kid at the time, and it's probably all wrong but I randomly thought of this again and I have to say something.

I was watching Inside Edition and there was a segment talking about a guy saving some chick's life (might've been a kid actually? I dunno, I remember nothing.) I think he was a medical professional, not sure if he was a doctor or an EMT or something. IIRC she was unconscious for whatever reason, and a car was coming and he moved her out of the road.

But apparently people were like "you shouldn't have moved her, that's dangerous, she had/potentially had spinal cord damage" and he had to specify that it was a case where it was okay to move the patient. You know, a moving vehicle approaching their location. And it's been I dunno how long but I still think about that sometimes.

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[boonjur]

Just me my wife and our 300 lbs boyfriend

[legacybxth]

Hello 👋

This feels very odd. I last posted on Tumblr in I reckon 2015?! It's been a while, and obviously it was a different blog so I should introduce myself.

My name is Beth, I'm 28 and live in the beautiful Norfolk countryside with my fianc�� and 2 house rabbits. I'm a Hufflepuff through and through, and I got hella nostalgia for Harry Potter and fanfiction when playing Hogwatys Legacy... So look here I am now!

I've just started posting my story The Concerning Case of Florence Woods onto AO3. It's a retelling of the Hogwarts Legacy storyline but mostly focused on the big moments (trials, scriptorium, repository and aftermath) and takes a few liberties to include everyone's fave 1890s Potion Master, Mr Aesop Sharp.

It'll be three chapters long (approx 25k words) and will set the foundations for a much longer story to follow, which I'm hoping will be a lil romantic, lil spicy, lil angsty heartbreaker lmao. If it sounds like your cup of tea please follow along!

Outside of HP, I'm a proud elder emo (once wrote a fanfiction in bandom about 12 years ago that uh... did well lol) and will probs end up sharing music bits here too.

Anyway, thanks for poppin' by!

Love,

Beth x

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[theillusionofpants]

So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

[manzanamarim]

So I have been reading svsss here is my first contribution to this fandom

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one