#am I bitter?

[thequeenofsastiel]

"You" really went "We could be only the second show in the American film industry to explore murder husbands(and go in more depth than Hannibal got to) OR we could do the hundredth tired and offensive portrayal of dissociative identity disorder" and chose the latter.

[orlissa]

Okay, I have given in to the shoulder-devil. One of these bits was written by me, two of them by internationally published authors. All the names and such have been blurred out. Guess.

(Also, @stargazerdaisy is an enabler)

1,

Strong hands closed around her legs. A moment later they were on her yoke, lifting her. Still she couldn’t see or breathe. [He] had found her. Only [he] could lift her and the yoke with such ease. She might still die but at least she wouldn’t be by herself. Her body began to convulse, air escaping her in bursts; the terror held at bay for so long flooded through her, blowing reason from its path.

2,

Two gymnasts are training at the far end, and my stomach has not been too happy as they blatantly ogle him. They watched him when he was jumping rope. Then, they watched, their eyes almost popping out of their heads, when he was doing his pull overs, mountain climbers, and his upside-down ab work. My beast looks so sexy when he trains, those two have been gaping all morning and afternoon. One even fell on her butt for all the staring she was doing.

3,

A man approached her from the nave, wearing the clergy’s simple cassock. At first she could only see the tall frame, the slightly stooped shoulders, and the cane held in his right hand, but as he came closer and the candlelight enveloped him, she could make out the finer details as well—he must have been in his late forties, his hair slightly thinning but stubbornly dark, the skin around his eyes prematurely lined. His face was pleasant in the most ordinary way, not handsome, but trustworthy, completely unremarkable save the pronounced crescent-shaped scar that started on his forehead, and, curling over his left eye, stretched to his temple.

[icarus-suraki]

You ever read a novel and you have, like, second thoughts about "writing a novel" being hard?

[mazegays]

Rachel: Thomas’s counterpart; the last girl to enter the Maze before Aris came up

Beth: Gally’s counterpart; killed Rachel after their escape (and is never seen again)

Miyoko: Alby's counterpart; the original leader; killed in their escape

[calling-the-angels]

@killerpancakeburger I did some research

That specific 1,000 count branded bottle is $22.67 at Walmart which google says is around €20.75? But you could get the store brand for $13.98 or €12.79 (it's literally the exact same active ingredients)

These are the regulations around mailing internationally... it doesn't sound like mailing ibuprofen internationally is illegal, but I don't have the mental capacity to read law rn 😅

Idk if you were serious but thought I could help out as an American 🙃

I think melatonin would be under a different bracket though because it's technically has sedating properties?? Idk idk

Why do we have such large packaging? Because our healthcare is atrocious and many people just pop over-the-counter (OTC) pills instead of going to see a doctor because it's much cheaper... doctors diagnose you with things and then you're coughing up more money because your insurance won't cover "nonpreventative nonemergency medical needs" 🙄😒

[crent-trimm]

when the shippers of that ship you hate come up with a new annoying meme and maybe it's objectively kinda cute but you hate it so it's awful

[running-batty]

Doctor: Now you need to take the rest of the day easy after your anesthesia ok?

Me: Ok

My family: Best we can give you is an hour and a half of rest before we expect you to do every thing while we sleep.

[xmascritter]

Probably one of the best things for me in that episode was the final card pull. Cause anyone who knows anything about tarot probably knows the death card does not actually represent death literally. It represents something coming to the end, yes, but it also represents new beginnings and moving forward. It is overall a positive card to draw upright, representing growth, transformation, and change, rather than stagnation.

And so, they don't show us Lilia's death.

Instead, we see how Lilia changes, realizing how much she cares about the coven and how much she loves being a witch, realising that these powers are a gift no matter how unruly. We see her finally accepting her fate. And they show us the new beginning, back in that garden it all started in, as she sits down with her teacher at that table, and she says

"Let's begin again."

[bengesko]

Lol good luck getting them to actually diagnose it in this country. Despite the large numbers of new MCAS cases, doctors know very little about it, and insurance (even if you have good insurance) won't cover the treatment for it.

They just put you on six different pills, drops, and sprays and tell you to deal with it when you have a raw swollen mouth/throat, are exhausted from a histamine overload, and your body aches from coping with an immune system that has been rewired incorrectly.

The United States has always been a terrible place to be sick and disabled. Ableism is baked into our myths of bootstrapping and self-reliance, in which health is virtue and illness is degeneracy. It is long past time for a bedrock shift, for all of us.

Long covid has derailed my life. Make no mistake: It could yours, too.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Just found Hugh Grant’s Reddit AMA from 2014, featuring such gems as “I love to kill” and “I will pour almost anything down my throat”

Source: Hugh Grant Reddit AMA

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

[bgmoth]

"It makes sense if you're a student of the ballad."

[magical-girl-coral]

I wonder how many people on tumblr who are sharing posts about never killing yourself and suicide hotlines are also the same ones who told Jews to go die in Poland because we asked them not to promote fascist beliefs.

[nextstopwonderland]

tbf jarrett keeps talking to him

tbf it is unlikely he ever asked for this

tbh it is very likely all he wanted was to face a certain British long time rival turned commentator at Wembley, go on first, and then watch the main event as a spectator like everyone else

thanks for blowing that just to move tickets and/or strap him with a belt he doesn’t want, TK

hangman basically tried to commit romantic murder suicide with swerve like it was the ending of hannibal. danielson you have to step it up. stop meditating and talking to jeff jarrett

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

ANTAGONIST FIDDLEFORD❗️⁉️❗️❗️💥💥💥 FUCK SHIT UP BABYGIRL, I BELIEVE WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS <33

30 years ago, during Ford and Bill's fallout; instead of threatening to steal Ford's eyeballs, Bill just goes ahead and steals Fiddleford's! Which then further leads to Fiddleford parting ways with Ford as his research assistant.

In my perfect world, where my AU is a 40-episode fully animated show; this episode would reveal the seemingly unsuspecting Old Man Mcgucket as the leader of a powerful secret cult of memory erasure. Mcgucket, believing Ford to still be under the influence of "the demon that stares," kidnaps him and attempts to "exorcise"/erase the so-called demon out of Ford's brain.

However, with the metal plate bolted into Ford's skull not only keeping out demons such as Bill, but also keeping them in; Bill is forced to instead take over Ford's body with nowhere else to go. Together with the twins who've come to rescue their Grunkle Ford, they frantically run from a hoard of cultists and their terrifying leader.

The twins discover that their Grunkle Ford's past goes much deeper than they had originally anticipated, and that their Uncle Bill isn't who they think he is....

[egophiliac]

I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!

(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)