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Finger My Mouth by LouisThiccSexyGlitteryAss | E | 1515 Louis' dentist (and childhood crush) rides him on the orthodontic chair.
A+ Patient by YesIsAWorld | G | 1882 Harry hated everything about the dentist—the antiseptic smell and the bright light in his face and the disappointment in himself and the suction thingy that kept his mouth too dry. But the thing he hated the most was how in love with his dentist he was.
Working With Mouths. by kotabear24 | M | 2075 But, basically, Louis goes to a new dentist...who is Harry Styles.
The gas had a delayed effect(it's just the dentist's office) by AxWorldxAway | nr | 3832 "Got a bit of a laugh, eavesdropping in on my very personal conversation with myself, eh?" Louis pulled the straightest face he could, acting as stern as he could, and he almost pulled it off. That is, until he saw the way the boy paled dramatically and his eyes widened comically. He burst out laughing a second after the boy began rushing out a hasty apology. He couldn't stop laughing, doubling over from his place perched in the chair. The other boy began chuckling slightly along with him. Louis knew it wasn't that funny, but he had to keep his spirits high somehow; he was sitting in a dentist office after all. (Louis cracks his tooth and is forced to take a trip to the dentist. Harry just happens to be the attractive dental assistant to Louis' eccentric dentist.)
Brace Yourself by Kaname | nr | 4056 "Standing in the doorway, wearing the most garish pair of banana scrubs that Louis had ever had the misfortune of seeing, was the most bloody gorgeous man he'd ever laid his eyes on. His hair was twisted into a messy bun of shiny, perfect curls; his thick lips curled up into a playful smile while a set of sparkling green eyes read through his folder. 'Hope you’ve not had trouble "filling" the time before the appointment, then,” the hygienist mused, smirking down at the file in his hands. His muscular forearms were blissfully exposed, a white undershirt rolled up to the elbows while a set of long, elegant fingers flipped leisurely through Louis’ x-rays. “Not that I mean to "drill" you about what you do with your free time, but it would be awfully "root" not to ask.'" (Louis is a whiny arsehat who hates the dentist, and Harry is a hygientist with a pocket full of dental puns and a thing for petite men in poof-hats.)
always tell the truth by anditsonlyforthebrave | nr | 5027 Harry is Louis' dentist and getting a wisdom tooth removed shouldn't be the end of the world.
Tantrums and Toothaches by sagegreenharry | nr | 5159 Louis and Harry's daughters always loved their dentist appointments with Louis. While Harry was off to the side doing his deep breathing, the girls would be laughing in the chair with Louis as he cleaned their teeth. So, this time when Harry gets the text from Louis to bring himself and the girls to his office, and Eva turns pale as a ghost, Harry knows something must be up.
Beautiful smile by HESLWTLJPNJHZJM | G | 5297 Louis takes Doris to her dentist appointment where Harry just so happens to be the dentist. Shocker, I know.
You smile all the time ('cause how can you not show it?) by thebreadvan | E | 9500 Harry’s eyes unwillingly slip up to the doctor, scanning his features and the focused crinkle between his brows. His jaw looks sharp, especially when he clenches it, pearly teeth biting into his bottom lip. Harry admires the stubble growing on his cheeks, and the impressive cut of his cheekbones, and – the blush blooming from his cheeks down to his neck. Harry blinks away, hoping he hasn’t been caught staring or made the man uncomfortable, but Dr. Tomlinson clears his throat and his leg starts bouncing beside Harry’s chair. Harry looks up again, and finds his face twisted into an undecipherable grimace. “Uhm,” Dr. Tomlinson stammers, “Could you hold your tongue still for me?” Harry stops breathing when he realises. He is licking Dr. Tomlinson’s fingers. <<>><<>><<>> Or, Harry never liked dentists, until now.
#Dentists#You smile all the time ('cause how can you not show it?)#thebreadvan#Beautiful smile#HESLWTLJPNJHZJM#Tantrums and Toothaches#sagegreenharry#always tell the truth#anditsonlyforthebrave#Brace yourself#Kaname#The gas had a delayed effect(it's just the dentist's office)#AxWorldxAway#Working with Mouths.#kotabear24#A+ Patient#yesisaworld#LouisThiccSexyGlitteryAss#Finger My Mouth
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take responsibility.
#i am always thinking abt anya and how she is simultaneously central to the story and kept out of focus by jimmy's pov#eventually culminating in this scene where everything is about her and yet she herself does not -- cannot -- appear#the way the scene immediately ends with polle's question there -- the revelation that jimmy won't accept.#he is confronted with the truth and turns right back to the story he wants to tell himself where he's the hero#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#my art#uh. feel like this probably could use some content warnings (besides you know. the game itself being its own warning) but idk what#so. ask to tag i guess
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As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.
#ask me#anon#no more patience for this#i've heard this for the past 2 years#“an object created and controlled by companies” anon the company cannot barge into your home and take your camera away#or randomly change how it works on a whim. you OWN the camera that's the whole POINT#the entire point of a camera is that i can control it and my body to produce art. photography is one of the most PHYSICAL forms of artmakin#you have to communicate with your space and subjects and be conscious of your position in a physical world.#that's what makes a camera a tool. generative ai (if used wholesale) is not a tool because it's not an implement that helps you#do a task. it just does the task for you. you wouldn't call a microwave a “tool”#but most importantly a camera captures a REPRESENTATION of reality. it captures a specific irreproducible moment and all its data#read Roland Barthes: Studium & Punctum#generative ai creates an algorithmic IMITATION of reality. it isn't truth. it's the average of truths.#while conceptually that's interesting (if we wanna get into media theory) but that alone should tell you why a camera and ai aren't the sam#ai is incomparable to all previous mediums of art because no medium has ever solely relied on generative automation for its creation#no medium of art has also been so thoroughly constructed to be merged into online digital surveillance capitalism#so reliant on the collection and commodification of personal information for production#if you think using a camera is “automation” you have worms in your brain and you need to see a doctor#if you continue to deny that ai is an apparatus of tech capitalism and is being weaponized against you the consumer you're delusional#the fact that SO many tumblr lefists are ready to defend ai while talking about smashing the surveillance state is baffling to me#and their defense is always “well i don't engage in systems that would make me vulnerable to ai so if you own an apple phone that's on you”#you aren't a communist you're just self-centered
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post magic reveal merlin who is so used to working in the shadows and continuing on as if he wasn’t dying the night before disappearing for a day and showing up like nothing happened until someone points out blood seeping through his clothes and merlin going “oh! whoops! lol” and arthur has a heart attack
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#silly guy#merlin limping around with a smile on his face#arthur is conflicted and isnt sure if he should feel concerned or jealous#once he finally cracks merlin and gets the truth#concern wins out#this pattern continues and arthur is Frustrated#merlin has this habit so deeply ingrained in him that he really isnt sure how to stop#he starts slowly with lancelot and dragging that poor man into his schemes and plots#then lancelot is able to decide if merlin should have back up or not#but lancelot always finds arthur and tells him whats going down just so hes aware#lancelot does not want to be middle man#destiny is cruel#merthur
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#chilchuck tims#kabru#BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc#YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference
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saiteru is so misunderstood and its so sad because its genuinely one of the best implied ships ive ever seen
girl who thinks she can only be loved for her appearance and when she sacrifices her own happiness and privacy for the sake of others............ guy who doesnt care about her appearance and grows to care about her despite knowing all her secrets, and insists that she doesnt need to sacrifice anything but still admires her for it......... u guys only hate them cuz u hate to see a girlboss winning
#bonus points theyre bi4bi and ace4ace#in my opinion#+both tsunderes who pretend they dont care abt each other but youd have to be totally media illiterate to think either is telling the truth#mwahahaha#this is also why i cant stand people who insist that he only likes her in the end because she always inevitably gets what she wants#i dont necessarily totally disagree because she did literally get what she was after (the offu)#but the way he cares for her is so different than the way other guys do#its not inevitable... its something they both worked toward#he does also find her attractive but its not what he likes about her#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#teruhashi kokomi#saiteru#terusai#meows post
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What were you calling me? Mobius. It’s a pretty cool name.
Loki 1x02 // 2x05
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#please the way no matter who mobius is he's always gonna trust loki he can't help himself 😭😭#and loki only telling mobius the truth trying so hard to be as genuine and charming and kind as possible so don would like him...#honestly lokius in s2 is all i could look for in a ship bc no matter what they're so genuinely devoted to each other it's insane#don#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#loki s2 spoilers
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Canary in the coalmine
#postal#postal dude#p1 dude#postal 1997#postal 1#I don't know what this even looks like my laptop vs tablet screens are like the 1 always lies 1 tells the truth riddle#One day I will draw something not edgy Dude can pet a kitten or something I promise#my art
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If the Ros had to tell the mc a lie In order for the mc to stay with them or tell the truth and have the mc leave them. Which would they do?
Oooh, this is juicy!
Lie and take the secret to their grave: Alain, Rafael, and Vallen.
The truth, always: Hadrian, Neia, and Lance.
Lie at first, as a knee-jerk reaction out of dread of losing you, but eventually, confess the truth: Alessa, Ysabella, and the Pirate King.
#the pirate was hard#he's a suprisingly honest person since he doesn't see the need to lie he gets what he wants always#but with you it's different#I was torn between putting him in the always tell the truth or lie at first#he's in between#the golden rose
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I just think that best friends to lovers
#cerise x cedar is a funny ship bc what do you MEAN the girl with a huge secret falls for a girl cursed to always tell the truth#friends to lovers#best friends to lovers#harlivy#kitzie#max x eleven#max x chloe#chloe x max#pricefield#life is strange#dc comics#glimbow#she ra and the princesses of power#she ra spop#rapple#cedar x cerise#caroljess#glimmadora#beaupid#ever after high#eah#marvel comics#captain marvel#c.a cupid#briar beauty#friends to more#stranger things#spop
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I make art sometimes ...That art is almost always stormlight related.
Anyway, here's a Renarin for the soul.
#few things bring me as much joy as a renarin pov chapter#like i cant tell you how STOKED i am for wind and truth because we're getting more renarin than ever before#anw anw ive always wanted to try drawing stained glass and this was an attempt at that#im new to tumblr am i doing this right#help i came from Instagram#stormlight#stormlight archive#the stormlight archive#cosmere#the cosmere#artists in tumblr#my art#renarin#renarin kholin
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inside of u there are 2 horses
#one always lies and the other always tells the truth#project sekai#emu otori#nene kusanagi#project sekai fanart#wonderlands x showtime#digital art#fanart#art#me!
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one of the funniest thing about chris is he is simultaneously a terrible liar and great at hiding the truth. like you Know he’s lying to you but good fuckin luck trying to figure out what’s actually going on. the only thing you know is it’s definitely Not what he’s telling you
#it’s why he always folds under point blank questions#like he’s Shit at lying if you ask him straight up#are you piper and leos son what happens to piper in your future yadda yadda yadda#either he’s gonna tell you the truth or just straight up fucking leave the room#Dogshit Liar#charmed#chris halliwell#margaret.txt
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Speaking as someone who was constantly late to school, I think punishing kids/teens for being late to school is stupid. Like, I get it. When they’re older, they can’t be late to work and stuff and they need to understand that. But majority of kids/teens are getting to school via their parents or someone else driving them or hell the school bus which is also driven by an adult. So when a kid arrives late and gets punished for it, all that’s happening is a child getting punished because the adult responsible for getting them there on time wasn’t successful. That’s not teaching the kid anything, that’s just annoying. Especially when, as a kid I was always ready on time and it was my parents I was waiting on and then in detention I’d be expected to write down a “what will I do better” that didn’t apply to me because I didn’t do anything wrong
I get that sometimes it will be the kids fault but I feel like those cases are few and far between and punishing a kid for the adults in their life is just counterproductive
#I literally tried explaining this to my teacher in high school that I’m always ready on time I’m just waiting for my parent to be ready#and that bitch got so patronising and tried blaming me even tho I was telling the truth#like got this condescending smile and was like ‘if I phone your mam up will she say the same?’ and I just looked at her and was like ‘yeah😑#that meeting wasn’t even about me being late btw. it was about me struggling with anxiety. but she decided to make it about that#for literally no reason#and for reference now that I’m at uni I always arrive to all my classes on time#frankly I have such bad anxiety about arriving late that I get there half an hour early#education system#school system#british school#middle school#high school
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A Riddle
You are trapped on one side of a river. You have a boat, and can use it cross the river. However, you need to get three wolves, three goats and three bags of grain across. If there are ever more wolves then goats on one side of the river, they'll eat the goats, and likewise for goats and grain. You can take up to two things per journey, not including yourself.
Who the fuck let this happen?
#Similar riddle: There are two guards. One always lies#one always tells the truth#why did we hire these clowns rather then like ten big guys with swords?
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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you
#persona#persona 3#akihiko sanada#shinjiro aragaki#akishinji#i guess#im making it that way lol#see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz#i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them#i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL#the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much#but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason#i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise#theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict#so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit#they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks#i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol#maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls
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