#always odb

[gonzodangerfeels]

Like old man ed with cate.

Ah man that is somehow worse.

One that matches his tone sign and color though

Like us except from different vaginas, and I never fucked her mother as far as I know.

Nah, I am pretty sure I would know if I had two personalities. I mean I might but they discuss me all the time so I am fully aware of them.

Her aunt used to stand in her parents yard smoking cigarettes though. She was the Allison in that group.

...

Man what the fuck.

🤔

Man what the fuck

🤔

No, seriously that's super bizarre.

[walkswithmyfather]

Galatians‬ ‭5:14‭-‬15, 22-26‬ ‭(NLT).‬‬ ‭‭“For the whole law can be summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” But if you are always biting and devouring one another, watch out! Beware of destroying one another. But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against these things! Those who belong to Christ Jesus have nailed the passions and desires of their sinful nature to his cross and crucified them there. Since we are living by the Spirit, let us follow the Spirit’s leading in every part of our lives. Let us not become conceited, or provoke one another, or be jealous of one another.”

“Sharing by Caring” by ODB:

“Love your neighbor as yourself.”

“The young pastor prayed every morning, asking God to use him that day to bless someone. Often, to his delight, such a situation arose. One day during a break at his second job, he sat in the sunshine with a coworker who asked him about Jesus. The pastor simply answered the other man’s questions. No rant. No arguing. The pastor commented that being guided by the Holy Spirit led him to have a casual talk that felt effective but loving. He made a new friend as well—someone hungry to learn more about God.

Letting the Holy Spirit lead us is the best way to tell others about Jesus. He told His disciples, “You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses” (Acts 1:8).

The fruit of the Spirit “is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control” (Galatians 5:22–23). Living under the Spirit’s control, that young pastor put into practice what Peter instructed: “Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect” (1 Peter 3:15).

Even if we suffer for believing in Christ, our words can show the world that His Spirit leads us. Then our walk will draw others to Him.”

By: Patricia Raybon

(Photo by Harli Marten at Unsplash)

[serpentinesheldonserpentine]

Carbon dating tells us these Alden ( Made in the USA) shoes are approximately 43 years old.

In the words of ODB, “They costed a lot of money” back then and I remember debating if I could justify the expense. Turns out they were worth it.

And no, I am not “preppy”. As I explain on my Instagram, I am cheap. That’s all. Just a cheapskate who has always dressed not to offend ( OK, I DID have a short Gram Parsons era in high school).

Point being, neither my clothing nor my shoes end up in landfills. When my shoes wear out, I have them resoled. When shirts become threadbare I use them as polishing cloths. You know, for the heavy brown furniture from your grandparents home circa 1900?

Yeah, I avoid buying new furniture, too.

[x-heesy]

Makes me happy happy 😃

Motherfucker-fucker-fucker

Hard-

Hard-hardcore, yeah

The CROU has never crashed

Don't worry, Manu Katché, it's not fake like wrestling, never kitsch and always stuck

You shit yourself, this style kills, it's as old as Chantal Ladesou

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

It's over the top, it's amazing, it rocks, you have to listen to it

You like it, you don't like it, I don't care about the steaks, I don't care about that

You're crazy about that, you polish yourself, the CROU eats you, chews you

There's no flop, it's non-stop, I'm opening your papers at Destop, Bunny

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

(This thing tears his mother apart)

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

The zig ouch, I zig them, I fuck them, I make bonsai of them

And the scoundrels cut themselves when the CROU poses with its entrails

The sixties were crap, I prefer Ilie Năstase

The phases of Frukwan, Geto Boys or Gravediggaz

I'm comfortable in Cortez, kills like in 93

I'm king'ju the fossil, the one who raps with his prostheses

I'm the mortician, too scary, the undead scarecrow

The egocentric freak who fucks up your clique walks away laughing

The CROU Stupeflip is terrifying

That's all about rage, straight motherfucker

I'm Sandrine Cacheton

The Crou's spoke woman, if I kick the shit, rule like ODB and Method Man

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

(This thing tears his mother apart)

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

Mologé, pologué, exikitapélogué belmaksakt

Tepac elimatol sepascseploqué

Drag' bonjé pelicalé, drag block selémokéfloqué

Tré pa bit drugged, beletek sambel, catapesta-blogged

Felenastoî, capitan doî, esteros quiban fallaban’ doî

Qué pastor cabo mystery at the shock' pisskelélémanloî (alytoî, alytoî)

Stup Krou drine golaille, etoparafin' etoparabaill' guélébaille draille tit' goulaille

Stupid Crou dude

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

(This thing tears his mother apart)

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

Hard-

hardcore

Crou Anthem by Stupeflip

@luna---zylum @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @freecandyballoon 🇫🇷 @invincible-selfxmade-punk @wayward-cat @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @west150 @inbetweenneeds @seanisnothing ......

[duranduratulsa]

Here's this week's 90's Fest SiriusXM 90s on 9 Preferred Artists...

1. Seal, Whitney Houston (8 appearances)

2. Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch (6 appearances)

3. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boyz II Men, Tom Petty (5 appearances)

4. Naughty By Nature, Cypress Hill, Salt N Pepa, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Mariah Carey, Deee-Lite, Pras Michel, ODB, Mya, Monica, En Vogue (4 appearances)

5. Des'ree, Alanis Morissette, Christina Aguilera, Donna Lewis, Shania Twain, Roxette, R.E.M., Backstreet Boys, Hootie & The Blowfish, Phil Collins, 2PAC, Collective Soul, Céline Dion, Lou Bega, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullins, Duran Duran

#SiriusXM #90son9 #siriusxm90son9 #90s ##90sfest #durandurantulsas4thannual90sfest #seal #whitneyhouston #RIPWhitneyHouston #markymarkandthefunkybunch #redhotchilipeppers #BoyzIIMen #tompetty #naughtybynature #cypresshill #saltnpepa #RIPTomPetty #sirmixalot #mariahcarey #DeeeLite #pras #ODB #Mya #monica #envogue #desree #alanismorissette #ChristinaAguilera #donnalewis #shaniatwain #Roxette #REM #backstreetboys #hootieandtheblowfish ##philcollins #2pac #collectivesoul #celinedion #loubega #adamclayton #larrymullens #duranduran

[elephantlovemedleys]

Mutual Catch-Up

passed by this on my dash recently and saw it being an open tag, thanks! @sasslett

Last Song: fantasy (odb remix) - mariah carey

Currently Watching: nothing at the moment, however i am awaiting for sex and the city to drop on netflix in two and a half weeks so i can finally continue the show

Three Ships: i'll always go with my top three with this:

the doctor and rose (doctor who)

mulder and scully (the x files)

jamie and claire (outlander)

but my current ship fixation at the moment has gotta be christian and satine (moulin rouge!)

Favorite Color: black and red

Currently Consuming: cookies and cream milkshake

First Ship: princess mia and nicholas from the princess diaries 2 <3

Place of Birth: the philippines

Current Location: england

Relationship Status: single as a pringle

Last Movie: the sound of music!

Currently Working On: apart from a few leisure writings here and there, my main focus would be my MA dissertation on elizabeth of york's household

tagging: @mihrsuri @theladyelizabeth @federersroger @lumiy-a @elizabethtudorstuff @nerdybubblebee

[graphicpolicy]

Crowdfunding Corner: Oni Press Presents ODB: Oddities, Discord, & B-Sides - Lyrical Ruckus in the City

Crowdfunding Corner: Oni Press Presents ODB: Oddities, Discord, & B-Sides - Lyrical Ruckus in the City #comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kickstarterreads #odb

Backer Beware: Crowdfunding projects are not guaranteed to be delivered and/or delivered when promised. We always recommend to do your research before backing. Oni Press presents ODB: Oddities, Discord, & B-Sides – Lyrical Ruckus in the City – a volatile, genre-defying homage to hip-hop icon Ol’ Dirty Bastard that reimagines New York City’s Five Boroughs through the eyes of the maverick MC and…

[runthepockets]

It's curious. When you ask a trans woman what she likes about being a woman, she just tells you. Even if she's a tomboy or genderweird with it or whatever, she just tells you. "Learning makeup is fun" "I like looking at my tits in the mirror" "I like feeling like the token girl in a group of guys" "I like the way other women look at me" "I like being a woman in noise/techno/metal/etc" "I like spinning in cute dresses" "I like when my boyfriend bridal carries me cus it makes me feel cute" etc.

When you ask a trans guy what he likes about being a man, there's all this handwringing about avoiding toxic masculinity (which should be talked about, but it shouldn't be the center of every discussion) and whatnot and almost never an actual answer. Like, there's no reason you can't just say "being a dude who plays on a men's soccer team and wears a man's uniform is a hoot" and leave it at that. Being a man in male spaces and enjoying that energy isn't really something to be ashamed of, it's not inherently misogynistic or exclusionary, or whatever. Nothing about being a man really is, cus being a man is morally neutral, just like being a woman is. I think a lot of guys get it stuck in their head that if they say anything nice about being men or liking other men, that people will assume they think the opposite is true of / about women, but that's just a byproduct of binary and patriarchal thinking, and not really our responsibility to take care of when women and womanhood aren't even the subject of the conversation in the first place. Obviously we should call out chauvanistic behavior when we see it, but if someone sees you talking about how cool being a man is and assumes you're some kinda MRA waiting to strike, that's kind of a them problem.

It does ring true that the majority (or at least, the most amplified examples) of trans guy positivity / solidarity online is about paying lip service to patriarchy & answering for the sins of cis dudes more than anything about actually enjoying being a man, let alone a masculine one. Being surrounded by radfem rhetoric and Pop feminism your whole life will, admittedly, leave you with some pretty fucked up ideas about being yourself. So here's some fun and badass things I enjoy about being a dudely dude:

Wearing briefs & boxers

Being "one of the guys", especially in male dominated music subcultures like Metal and Hardcore

Thinking about women seeing me in public and checking me out

Packing in sweatpants specifically so girls have more to look at

Thinking about being a girl's crush

How many things I can buy and put on my wall and ponder just cus they have a woman's ass on them, and how no one really questions it; as much as it sucks to be read as "perpetually horny" and not needing affection by proxy of simply being a man, there are some really nice perks too.

Being a straight dude in general

Having spikey buttrock hair

The way men show affection with one another; I get some people being put off by dapping over hugs or dudes saying "love you homie" or "I miss you man" instead of just saying I love you, cus it reads as ironic masculine detatchment or fear of being read as gay, but idk. I like it. I like low intimacy bonds, sometimes they're a lot more casual and less stressful, and knowing a secret handshake makes me feel cool and included. I've always just read it as men having different ways of showing affection than women do and not much deeper than that.

Singing; everything to smooth, jazzy Baritone to Hard Rock with lots of fry screams to Hardcore and Death Metal growls, nothing is off the table now and I love it.

Wearing suits

Beards (that's the facial hair) & sideburns

Being strong, both emotionally and physically

Being independent

Being blunt

Knowing I have more in common with my heroes and favorite musicians-- Riley Gale, Lil Ugly Mane, Pharrell, Steve-O, ODB, Denzel Curry, etc-- than I ever did before just through identity. Makes me feel fuckin invincible and makes their lyricism and actions hit harder.

People looking at me and assuming I like cars and sports; I know gender roles are hogwash and shouldn't be applied to everyone, but in this case they're right and it feels fucking great.

Revisiting my favorite media as the target demographic rather than as a tomboy; for example, the Naruto episodes where Shikamaru's dad gives him fatherly advice about being a man has always hit pretty hard, but rewatching them now that I can apply a lot of that advice to my own life, it's hit like 20x harder, and has given me a lot more appreciation and respect for the series than I ever thought possible.

That compulsive need I have to compete and show off when a cute girl is around

Being a fighter / advocate / goddamn force of nature; not in terms of randomly hitting people or having a temper, but in context of having a spine, being tough, and generally being pretty resilient, much like the Shonen and Seinen protagonists I admired in my youth.

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[glapplebloom]

We did the men, now the women. (No Pictures)

Click here to see the first one. The same rules apply here and the only difference is this list will be all female. 

Former Rumble Winners

Picking five because there’s currently only six winners and I wouldn’t want the other one in this. The five are Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch and Asuka.

Fictional Wrestlers

Sticking with 5, off the bat Rainbow Mika from Street Fighter will be included. Angel from the King of Fighters series is also a wrestler, so let’s include her. Might as well bring in a 3D game rep with Tina Armstrong from the Dead or Alive series. Sakura Hagiwara from “Wanna Be the Strongest in the World!”. She’s a former Pop Star turned wrestler. You’ll see why I added her here. And finally Metal Fighter Miku, who is a wrestler from the future.

Personal Picks

Starting this off with Bull Nakato, who I always was interested in when I first saw her in the WWE. Awesome Kong because she was so great back in TNA. Maki Itoh, the Pop Star who turned into a Wrestler. Told you there’s a reason I picked Sakura to be in this. Toni Storm because honestly she’s one of the best reasons to watch AEW today. And finally ODB because she was always fun in TNA.

Spots Picks

With 15 to pick, let’s get some obvious ones out of the way. Bayley and Sasha Banks (Mercedes Moné) to have the four Horsewomen. Trish Stratus and Lita for being the biggest female names of the WWE. Medusa (or Alundra Blayze) for being that in the early 90s. Chyna for being one of the first females in a Royal Rumble. Jordynne Grace because she was impressive in her Rumble appearance despite being TNA.

Nia Jax to be a big powerhouse against some of the best female wrestlers. Beth Phoenix for being another powerhouse and completing the females who entered the Male Royal Rumble club. Let's bring in some wrestlers from the past. Wendi Richter, Sensational Sherri, Luna Vachon, Aja Kong (who still wrestles today).

Two spots remain so let’s bring in a legend of the business: Mae Young. Even at her old age she was entertaining. And our final spot will go to the BOAT: Natalya. 

And this is my 30 Female Roster for the Sprite Royal Rumble if I could. And honestly I think it looks more fun than the male roster. A strong mix of styles and personalities with a lot of stories to tell. Will I ever make this, maybe one day. Of course there’s always Fanfiction.

Aja Kong

Angel

Asuka

Awesome Kong

Bayley 

Becky Lynch

Beth Phoenix

Bianca Belair

Bull Nakato 

Charlotte Flair

Chyna

Jordynne Grace

Lita

Luna Vachon

Mae Young

Maki Itoh

Medusa/Alundra Blayze

Mercedes Moné/Sasha Banks

Metal Fighter Miku

Natalya

Nia Jax

ODB

Rainbow Mika

Rhea Ripley

Sakura Hagiwara

Sensational Sherri

Tina Armstrong

Toni Storm

Trish Stratus

Wendi Richter

[pli1999]

Party Like It's 1999 12/2/23

All I Want for Christmas Is Mairah Edition

The Wallflowers – “Sixth Avenue Heartache”

Radiohead – “My Iron Lung”

Squirrel Nut Zippers – “Hell”

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – “The Impression That I Get”

Save Farris – “Come On Eileen”

No Doubt – “Spiderwebs”

Good Charlotte – “The Anthem”

Smash Mouth – “Walking on the Sun”

Jimmy Eat World – “Last Christmas”

The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake – “Dick in a Box”

Mariah Carey – “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

Mariah Carey – “Shake It Off”

Mariah Carey – “Dreamlover”

Big Pun featuring Joe – “Still Not a Player”

Ja Rule featuring Ashanti – “Always on Time”

Destiny’s Child – “Bills, Bills, Bills”

Jay-Z featuring UGK – “Big Pimpin’”

Montell Jordan – “This is How We Do It”

Boyz II Men – “Motownphilly”

Spice Girls – “Wannabe”

Ace of Base – “The Sign”

Backstreet Boys – “I Want It That Way”

N’SYNC – “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays”

Mariah Carey – “Always Be My Baby”

Mariah Carey – “Emotions”

Mariah Carey featuring ODB – “Fantasy (Remix)”

Juvenile – “Back That Azz Up”

Ginuwine – “Pony”

50 Cent – “In Da Club”

Britney Spears – “…Baby One More Time”

Shania Twain – “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”

C+C Music Factory – “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)”

Mariah Carey – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)”

Mariah Carey – “All I Want for Christmas is You”

Mariah Carey featuring Jay-Z – “Heartbreaker”

Mariah Carey – “Honey”

Mary J. Blige – “Family Affair”

Blackstreet featuring Dr. Dre – “No Diggity”

TLC – “Creep”

Salt-N-Pepa – “Shoop”

Hanson – “Mmmbop”

The Rembrandts – “I’ll Be There Fort You”

The Killers – “Somebody Told Me”

Lit – “My Own Worst Enemy”

Blur – “Song 2”

Yellowcard – “Ocean Avenue”

Chumbawamba – “Tubthumping”

Spice Girls – “Spice Up Your Life”

Bell Biv Devoe – “Poison”

Aqua – “Barbie Girl”

Cher – “Believe”

Janet Jackson – “If”

Sisqo – “Thong Song”

Backstreet Boys – “The Call”

Mariah Carey – “Someday”

Mariah Carey – “Obsessed”

Mariah Carey – “Touch My Body”

Big Mountain – “Baby I Love Your Way”

Inner Circle – “Sweat (A La La La Long)”

Natasha Bedingfield – “Unwritten”

Michelle Branch – “Breathe”

Semisonic – “Closing Time”

The Fray – “Over My Head (Cable Car)”

Counting Crows – “A Long December”

Hoobastank – “The Reason”

Dido – “Thank You”

[hopeonmyphone]

Reminiscences: 'Jack In The Box' Grammy´s Review [07.15.22]

5 Takeaways From J-Hope's New Album 'Jack In The Box'

With the arrival of j-hope's debut solo album, 'Jack in the Box,' the BTS rapper proves he's a star in his own right — one who loves to push the envelope.

Often nicknamed the "sunshine" of Korean septet BTS, rapper and dancer j-hope has officially shown us that it's possible to be a light without being limited to one emotion. His highly anticipated debut studio album, entitled Jack in the Box, dropped July 15.

The project was teased to show a darker and more mature side of j-hope, and the end result is just as enjoyable as one could imagine. The rapper's previous 2018 mixtape, Hope World, and 2019 single "Chicken Noodle Soup" featuring Becky G were high energy and danceable, but j-hope has graduated to a new level of artistry that transcends any limits previously placed on him.

The album contains 10 tracks, including the hip-hop-inspired and rock-infused lead single, "More." On his fiery second single, "Arson," j-hope poignantly tells haters to "f off" and details his journey as a popular music act. He continues to explore various emotions with raw honesty throughout the rest of the tracks on Jack in the Box,* including "Pandora's Box," "STOP" and "Future."

Just two weeks after the release of Jack in the Box, j-hope will bring the album to the stage at Lollapalooza on July 31. It marks a history-making performance, as j-hope will be the first Korean artist to headline a major music festival.

In the meantime, witness j-hope's growth on his new album, and check out 5 key takeaways from Jack in the Box below.

The Songs Are Short But Sweet

At exactly three minutes, "More" is the longest track on Jack in the Box.In total, the album is a concise 21 minutes and 41 seconds long, with most songs falling between 2 and 3 minutes. The shortest song is the intro, which is just below a minute long at 58 seconds. The length makes it extremely easy to stream over and over, while still packing a lot of gems.

j-hope Isn't Afraid To Take On Social Issues

On a standout track called "=(Equal Sign)," the message of equality is loud and clear. The song celebrates our differences and champions diversity, all while encouraging listeners to be aware of and fight against inequality. With lyrics like, "The world's so big/ But people's minds are narrow" and "Hate will paralyze your mind/ Gotta see the other side," the song makes a strong case for tolerance across age, gender, nationality, and anything else that sets us apart.

With the platform j-hope has, his choice to uplift different communities is admirable and will surely touch the hearts of many. Social change has always been at the core of BTS, so this is an unsurprising yet welcome message to receive.

He's A Student Of Hip-Hop, But Still Versatile

The influence of '90s hip-hop is apparent throughout the project, and feels very fitting for the rapper — despite differing sonically from his previous mixtape, Hope World. Take a deeper look, and it's clear from the production and lyricism that j-hope has taken note of what makes a great hip-hop album, with genres like R&B and rock sprinkled in.

He adds his own flavor, but tackles the rebellion and societal critique that is key in the genre, even more specifically from the '90s. On tracks like "=(Equal Sign)" and "Future", j-hope harmonizes like a natural born singer, further showcasing his versatility. His voice is laced with passion as he bounces between rapping and singing throughout the 10 tracks.

"What if…" Samples '90s Hip-Hop Legends

If you take a look at the credits for the song "What if…," you'll see the names R. Jones (Ol' Dirty Bastard) and R. Diggs (RZA) of Wu Tang Clan. That's because the song samples ODB's 1995 song "Shimmy Shimmy Ya," which the two co-wrote. The legendary artists are well respected for their contributions to music, and it's only fitting that j-hope would want to include a piece of that legacy on his debut album.

"Chapter 2" Is Officially Here

The release of Jack in the Box ushers in BTS's new era where they focus on individual projects. j-hope's maturity is exhibited in a compelling way on this album, and shows how much he's grown in confidence as an artist over the years.

After establishing a persona that's bright and cheery, j-hope took the leap of going in a completely different artistic direction for his debut project. The rapper showed that he's not going to let society or expectations affect how he makes the music he loves.

While there's something for everybody on the 10 tracks, ultimately, this project is a personal milestone and a re-introduction to j-hope's world. Thanks to Jack in the Box, it's clear that j-hope has a bright future ahead of him, both as a member of BTS and as a solo act.

Source: Grammy

[bewitchingbaker]

Jess + Chriss what are your go-to karaoke songs?

The Luna siblings pause their game of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, taking a moment to look at each other. Go to karoke songs? That was a good question. Chris rubbed his chin, thinking hard about his answer. Jess's twirls a bit of the curls in her head, spinning the controller in thought.

A moment passed before they finally had their answers. As always Jess went first.

"For me it's either No Scrubs from TLC, Nice for What from Drake and sometimes Her from my girl Meg," She laughs.

Chris nods.

"Good choices as always. I think for me...if I'm just chilling usually Remember the Time by the great Michael Jackson, The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground, sometimes Candy or Attack me with your love by Cameo."

They both nod.

"Now if it's the both of us,"Jess begins. "You're gonna get 1 of 3 songs depending on how drunk we are. You might get the Int'l Player's Anthem, The Way You Move, or Wu:Tang:7th Chamber. Chris does a pretty good ODB impression."

[x-heesy]

Intomysoul:

Motherfucker-fucker-fucker

Hard-

Hard-hardcore, yeah

The CROU has never crashed

Don't worry, Manu Katché, it's not fake like wrestling, never kitsch and always stuck

You're shitting yourself, this style kills, it's as old as Chantal Ladesou

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

It's over the top, it's amazing, it rocks, you have to listen to it

You like it, you don't like it, I don't care about the steaks, I don't care about that

You're crazy about that, you polish yourself, the CROU eats you, chews you

There's no flop, it's non-stop, I'm opening your papers at Destop, Bunny

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

(This thing tears his mother apart)

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

The zig ouch, I zig them, I fuck them, I make bonsai of them

And the scoundrels cut themselves when the CROU poses with its entrails

The sixties were crap, I prefer Ilie Năstase

The phases of Frukwan, Geto Boys or Gravediggaz

I'm comfortable in Cortez, kills like in 93

I'm king'ju the fossil, the one who raps with his prostheses

I'm the mortician, too scary, the undead scarecrow

The egocentric freak who fucks up your clique walks away laughing

The CROU Stupeflip is terrifying

That's all about rage, straight motherfucker

I'm Sandrine Cacheton

The Crou's spoke woman, if I kick the shit, rule like ODB and Method Man

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

The CROU hardcore takes your breath away, you wonder what's underneath

We have the method and the sound that drives you crazy

(This thing tears his mother apart)

What can you do against Stupeflip CROU

(Hardcore)

Mologé, pologué, exikitapélogué belmaksakt

Tepac elimatol sepascseploqué

Drag' bonjé pelicalé, drag block selémokéfloqué

Tré pa bit drugged, beletek sambel, catapesta-blogged

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Can Mileage Blocker Be Detected?

Mileage correction tools are well-known devices that change the distance on the instrument cluster. The main question remains: are mileage blockers traceable? The shortest answer would be “NO”, however, there are several important aspects that you need to take into consideration.

There are different types of correction tools on the market that adjust the mileage of a car. Some of them can roll back the numbers, delete already existing data or extract the showing. If wanted, a person can erase as many miles or kilometers from the dashboard as he or she wants. Even though such gadgets might seem attractive, they also have several significant flaws. First of all, the system stores information about the distance in its control/storage units. Hence, erasing the data only from the dashboard is not enough and mechanics can trace and detect whether the odometer was rolled back or not. Moreover, any type of interference with the odometer that makes it show the wrong distance is illegal.

On the other hand, there is a special tool known as Mileage Blocker that does not delete or change any existing information from the system. Blockers from Super Kilometer Filter only halt the distance recording process while a vehicle is in motion. It stops counting up additional miles and its working does not affect the previous data. Furthermore, it blocks the system from saving the information in its units, consequently, the real mileage is untraceable. Plus, using mileage blockers is not illegal if you use them only for testing and tuning purposes.

Therefore, many types of tools are available on the market nowadays that change the mileage. All of them have different functions but they are illegal. However, if anyone needs such a device for testing, there is a Mileage Blocker, which stops the recording process and is also available online.

WHAT IS A CAR DIAGNOSTIC TOOL?

If you wondered how can mileage blocker be detected, first you need to understand how vehicle diagnostic tools work. When you decide to check whether your automobile works correctly or not, you will use a car scanner device. This gadget is used to find out and analyze all the flaws during driving. If there is an issue and you still continue to drive, the risks rise that you will damage other parts as well. Modern diagnostic testers make it easier for you by detecting and notifying exactly what problem you are dealing with. 

New cars are equipped with numerous sensors and control panels that detect an issue right away. As soon as the system finds a flaw, it lets you know by lightening specific signs on the dashboard. Even though the system always tries to alert you, simple warning icons are not enough and diagnostic scanners come in. The scanner uses the data from the storage units to determine what is the exact problem. It will show everything from minor (less important) errors to complicated cases.

If you got such a tool connect it to an on-board diagnostic (ODB) port and turn it on. Based on a manufacturer the port might have a different location, so check it online to know where to plug the tool in. As soon as it’s done, it will show you the codes. Based on the car model it may show the entire information or just the codes that you should check online to understand the meaning of it. These diagnostic scanners are really helpful in detecting mileage corrections such as rollback and reset, however it is vulnerable to mileage blockers. They are untraceable and not even a professional tester can see any sign of the mileage blocker.

SHOULD I BUY CAR SCANNER TOOLS?

If you have suddenly come across the engine light you may think that an odometer has tampered with. This is the time when you start asking “can mileage blocker be detected?” Odometer fraud is becoming common nowadays, especially with the new vehicles with digital speedometers reading.  To find out the answer you have two options: buy an OBD II scanner or visit a professional technician. You will need such testing a couple of times to check the performance statistics.

Let’s discuss the case when you decide to make your car checked by a professional. Depending on your demands (what you would like to check) the prices vary between $40-400. Make sure to double-check the process locally, as they will be different in every country or state. In addition, some claim that they have free diagnostics, but they will charge you extra for additional services that are essential for tests. Hence, you need to consider paying approximately the same amount in the end.

Once you buy a scanner, the cheapest one will cost you around $100. However, if you want to have additional services, you will need much more than $100. The good thing is that you make only a one-time payment to purchase it and will be able to diagnose it by yourself without extra expenses in the future. Plus, such devices can detect an incorrect functioning of the system or any error that a vehicle has, but it is impossible to track the mileage blocker. So, you will find out the damage from mileage correction tools and any other flaws but not the blocker.

So, can mileage blocker be detected? – No. According to this information, diagnostic testers cannot track mileage blockers in a vehicle.  buying a scanner depends on your purpose and budget. Of course, it is better to have your own but it costs more than a single visit to a technician. Also, remember that this gadget will find out issues, but cannot detect mileage blockers.

HOW TO AVOID ODOMETER FRAUD

Even though artificially changing kilometers is against the law, people still use such methods. Based on the data from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), around half a million used cars had incorrect mileage only in the U.S. Reality is the same in Europe as well. Citizens of the EU lose from €1.3 to €8.77 billion every year due to odometer fraud. As you already have a clear answer to the question ‘can mileage blocker be detected?’, you need to know how to take precautions while buying a used vehicle. 

There are several steps that will help you to make the best choice: 

Always check the visual appearance. Examine tires as in new autos does not have old ones;

Make sure a speedometer does not have scratches on its surface. This might be one of the first signs of the odometer malfunctioning;

Take a look at the pedals as well. Look closely to make sure they are in good condition and there is nothing suspicious;

Request all official documents. It can be invoices, different reports or log books. Compare whether the data in the documents match the numbers on the odometer;

Use VIN to check the details online.

These are the few steps that will assist you in the purchasing process. Always have in mind that to make the best decision it is essential to have and check as much information as possible.

MILEAGE BLOCKER – THE LEGAL AND EFFECTIVE DEVICE

Many companies have tried to create something that would effectively change the mileage on the odometer. A team from Germany has created a Mileage Blocker – a device that only alters the distance recording process. It simply stops counting up miles while a vehicle is in motion. Now the question is – Can mileage blocker be detected? The answer is NO. They have developed this technology only for car testing and tuning purposes. So, how does it work? The blocker does not erase existing data, it just stops counting up new miles/km once you plug it in. The mileage blocker has many advantages:

The blockers are suitable for all car models such as Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Mini, VW;

It has easy DIY installation instructions that will help you do everything by yourself;

The mileage blocker does not store the data in storage units and the information is untraceable;

It has several modules you can choose from. Hence, you will have the opportunity to use the one that is more suitable to you;

The device is made of heat-resistance high-quality materials that work flawlessly in any weather condition;

The official mileage blockers from Super Kilometer Filter (SKF) have a mobile application. It enables you to control the device remotely via your mobile phone.

You can purchase the mileage blocker from the official website anytime. But remember that it is for testing or tuning purposes and using it on free highways is unethical. Many manufacturers and dealership companies use blockers for testing. If you are interested, you can look through a support page or contact the customer service.

TAKEAWAY

With this article we answered the most important question – can mileage blocker be detected? As we already know, the mileage blockers from Super Kilometer Filter can not be detected. It does not show low mileage or delete any data from a car but stops the recording process while a vehicle is in motion. You can disable it anytime and control the device via a mobile application. German team has developed it for testing and tuning. If you or your company needs one, the mileage blocker is available online.