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ā Kirbtober 2024 Day 23: Wish ā
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Marx soaring through space on his wish-granted golden wings, the hexagonal plates glinting and glowing, his hat and bowtie billowing back, a look of wonder on his face. Behind him, the faded form of a planet-sized Galactic Nova looms against the starry backdrop, watching the jester with its inscrutable glass eyes. END ID.)
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Started on 10/03/24, finished on 10/05/24. | Kirbtober 2023 Comp
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#marx kirby#galactic nova#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 23#wish#paintpanic#always a delight to draw my favorite awful clown#sadly my brain is soup at the time of writing this so no additional remarks for this one#other than āClockwork Star hard to draw send tweetā#scopophobia tw#veinsfullofstars
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for the artist asks: 4, 5, 7, 8, 21, 22, 29, 30! I love your work btw, looking at it always fills me with childlike delight and whimsy!! thank you for bringing more clowns into this world <3 :ā¢]
Aw, thanks so much! I'm happy to bring more clowns into this world :o)
4. Fav character/subject thatās a bitch to draw
I love flowers and flower art, but I really struggle to draw/paint them :P
5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself
Mmm, maybe like 75 % percent of it gets posted. The rest is mainly sketchbook stuff that I keep to myself
7. A medium of art you donāt work in but appreciate
Watercolors/gouache. It's not for me, but I've seen plenty of pretty pieces made with it
8. Whatās an old project idea that youāve lost interest in
So I have another oc tag #orange dandelions , I still draw the characters from time to time but I've stopped developing their stories. It was kind of like a multiple alter universes within one story ordeal
21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways
One of my all time favorite artist @wiltkingart , he works with more muted colors, but the emotions and brush strokes in his pieces are sooo good.
Also @serenaci , they work primarily with markers (I think) and just have a more doodle/loose like style that I wish I could draw in
22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any
Before not really anything ha ha. But I do, do wrist exercises each hour. Wow, this is making me think I gotta do more exercises
29. Media you love, but doesnāt inspire you artistically
I guess horror stuff, I love horror movies and manga, but I rarely draw horror related art.
30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated
I'm so grateful for all the interaction my pieces get, but I guess in comparison to my other clown/clown art month pieces, I think this was one of the more overlooked ones. Especially considering that at the time, I really liked how that piece turned out ha ha
Thanks so much again for all the questions !
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Breaking Down
Here we go onto the next part and our old familiar friend Angst. After this there will be a short break form the story, if anything but to stall having to write the end.
Tagging @grotesquegabby and @clownsgobeepbeep
Magpie came home.
She walked in through the front door of her home with Maggie who she then insisted returned to Billyās manor.
āYour priorities have to change now poppy,ā Magpie said with a small smile. āGo home to your fiancĆ© and get some rest. Youāll need it soon enough.ā
So Magpie was left alone, Honey and Brie having gone out somewhere with Trouble. Magpie was happy they were taking such good care of him, though it would have been nice to come home to everyone.
So she fixed herself a cup of tea and sat down at the kitchen table. Alone.
The shadows grew long in the evening light. Magpie fidgeted in her seat, she was so hungry. How was that possible after spending a week with all she could eat Joy?
But then again had she eaten?
Magpie stood up with a clatter as the chair fell backwards. Not bothering to correct it as she rushed out the door and into the twilight.
It felt odd putting on a performance, no assistant this time as she didnāt want Maggie exerting herself too much.Ā
Magpie spent the first half of her performance feeling every bit of a sham. She had wanted to recreate some of the spectacular sights she had seen on Blackwoodās planet and the audience did seem to enjoy themselves, but it just wasnāt the same.
For the first time ever, Magpie called for an intermission.
It was a gamble, people could wander out of the tent during that time and she would lose her meal. But backstage Magpie sat on the floor crying. Why wasnāt it the same?
Perhaps because her talents werenāt the same.
Magpie sat up in her revelation, Blackwood could create literally anything, but Magpie could not. She was limited according to adding the essence of life. The more sentient the more difficult, however after performing some of the acts and stunts she had seen on Blackwoodās planet Magpie realized something.
She definitely beat the elder when it came to imagination.Ā
Magpie was a picky eater, always had been. Her true dietary need was serendipity, an emotion she had found over the years was tricky to cultivate. To draw it out you needed a certain āpopā to what you gave the crowd. She didnāt need to make them happy, she needed to have them in awe.
Magpie wipes her eyes and rushed back out onto the stage ending the intermission without warning. She gave her best smile and snapped her fingers.
The Neon Circus was a favorite of hers. A lighted spectacle of a ghostly circus performing around her chosen audience in bright colors. The finale being a three tier carousel that appeared to be made of live animals that glowed in the darkness. Braver audience members would climb onto the ride. Magpie always liked this part, seeing people discovering their favorite animal and for just a moment being able to interact with a live version in a magical and unearthly way.
The animals werenāt real of course, but they were beautiful and easily deceived the crowd.Ā
In the end, the emotions of sudden good fortune and unexpected delight that the audience felt was so strong Magpie found she got her fill without even having to pick a single victim to take home to her dinner table.
It was good.
Magpie strolled home under the dim streetlights. She felt better, perhaps a good meal was what she had been needing.
āWeeell hello my Starshine.ā
Magpie froze up before spinning around on her heels. Jack stood behind her, casually leaning against a wall. āWonderful performance tonight. Gotta say though Pumpkin the first half didnāt seem like your usual flair.ā
Magpie bristled, āYou were there?ā
Jack smiled and pushed himself from the wall. āOf course Sweetheart, you had been gone for a couple days and Olā Jack was worried.ā
āYo-youāve been spying on me?ā
Jack chuckled, āno just watching out for you. The bug and bird wonāt ever let me come say hi you know?ā
āSo stalking?ā
āI just like keeping tabs on my favorite girl.ā Jack smiled as he approached her.
Magpie backed up, she wasnāt afraid of Jack, seeing him actually made her mad as hell. She was afraid of herself.
āAngel Iāve missed you,ā Jack cooed, āYou canāt say you donāt miss me-ā
āI donāt.ā
āYou were never good at lying Angel,ā Jack chuckled as he reached for her. āI know every inch of you, and I know how your pretty little heart works.ā
Jack pulled Magpie to him and kissed her.
For a moment-
For only a moment.
Magpie let herself enjoy it.
She had not forgotten how good it was, how good a kisser he actually was.Ā
For just a moment Magpie let herself enjoy it.
And then she slammed her heel down onto his toes as hard as she could.
Jack shouted in pain before shoving Magpie back. She fell to the ground hard, her anger and hurt boiling over.Ā
āI hate you! I hate you!ā
The streetlights flaired bright before shattering. The surge of electricity spreading into the city in seconds, knocking out the power. The ground around Magpie cracked and buckled, nearby trees caught fire.Ā
Through it all, Jack held his ground with a wicked smile, āno you donāt Starshine. You donāt hate me and you know thatās the truth.ā
āLooks like she does dude.ā
Jack looked up, behind Magpie stood a clown dressed like something out of the 90s. He grinned, showing a set of sharp teeth.
Jack stuck his hands in his pockets and chuckled, ānice set of chompers there Rex.ā Jack sneered. āIf you donāt mind this is between my mate and I.ā
Magpie swiped at him with a long set of claws. Her body distorting into a thousand shapes at once. She came back together in a loud āsnap!ā As a wave of energy shot out from her like a ripple in a pond.
The wave spread across the city. Flat tires, stubbed toes, muggings and getting arrested, cooking fires, bone breaks, food poisoning, and one small child dropped their ice cream.
Alex casually watched his shoelaces untied themselves and with a small āpop!ā One of the lenses from his sunglasses fell out of their frame.
Jack now looked nervous. As if he knew something Alexander did not. Magpie was curled up on the ground as if in pain.Ā
Alex stepped around her and up to Jack, one of his strange eyes visible thanks to the missing lens.
āHomeslice, if that wasnāt a sign she doesnāt want you around then I donāt know what is.ā
Jack smirked and stepped closer, his chest almost touching Alexās.
āFriend Iām not much in the mood for a challenge, but if a fight is what you want-ā
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Jack stepped back with a slight look of alarm. The ground shook as another wave of bad luck flowed from Magpie and into the surrounding area. Cars crashed, glass shattered, fights broke out,lightning struck buildings-
A bird pooped on Jacksā shoulder.
Alex started laughing, Jack looking at his shoulder in disgust.Ā
āStep off bro. Stop acting like your anything special.ā
Alex turned to Magpie, ignoring an angry Jack.
āSup chica, funny story but there I was at the club. Party getting real good and the power goes out. Not good for business you know what I mean?ā
Magpie was a crying mess, Alex sighed and leaned against the wall to wait it out, Jack was long gone.Ā
āYo that was pretty neat though, good luck and good luck huh?ā
Magpie sniffled and looked up at him, āIām sorry what?ā
Alexander quirked and eyebrow, so she didnāt know then?
āNever mind, anyways you good now? Done going postal?ā
ā... what?ā
Alexander grinned, āyou chill?ā
āWhat?ā
Alexander laughed, āIām just messing with you, but I do need you to turn back on the power, also you owe me a new pair.ā He insisted as he held out his broken glasses.
Magpie half heatedly snapped her fingers and Alexanderās glasses repaired themselves. She then timidly pulled off her glove to inspect a tear in the fabric from when she fell.
āYou pulled off a clownās mask,ā Alexander observed, ānot the brightest idea.ā
Magpie hid her hand behind her back. Alex chuckled, āyou good chica.ā Alex said as he pulled off his own glove to show a blackened hand.Ā
Magpie smiled bitterly, ādoes anything bother you? Also my name is not Chica Alexander.ā
Alex chuckled and pulled Magpie to her feet, āItās just Alex. No need to be so formal with me Pie.ā
āBut Alexander is a perfectly nice name andā¦.. Iām sorry Pie?ā
Magpie broke into a fit of giggles, Alexander looking down to watch his shoes magically retie themselves.Ā
āIām not to sure of that one,ā Magpie giggled as she snapped her fingers, restoring power to the city at last.ā
Alexander grinned, turning to leave when a hand grabbed his jacket sleeve.
Magpie swayed slightly, as if exhausted. Her cheeks colored just slightly, āAlex Iām sorry to bother you more but could you please see me home?ā
Alexander offered her his arm to lean on. āSure thing, letās bounce.ā
ā... What?ā
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The next day it poured rain.Ā
Magpie sat out in the garden at a small table, seeming unbothered by the fact she was soaked. She had tried to contact James that morning. Saddened to hear how shaken he had been by coming to get Magpie from her elderās planet. The DāVitts were not happy, the fear that she had caused so much troubleā¦ againā¦ it sat in her gut like heavy stones.
She had not slept much, the confrontation with Jackā¦ she felt like her insides had been on fire. What was that?
āThis is more of duck weather than magpie weather donāt you think?ā
Magpie looked over her shoulder to find Cecilio walking out towards her. Magpie snapped her fingers as a plethora of umbrellas appeared hovering above them, blocking out the rain.Ā
Cecilio sat down next to her and said nothing for a short time, looking down to notice Magpie had her hand out to him.
āCould I have one please?ā
Cecilio frowned, āone what?ā
Magpie gave him a rather pointed look, the request suddenly clicking as he pulled out a cigar and lit it before passing it along to Magpie and lighting one for himself.
Magpie took a long drag before allowing the smoke to escape her mouth slowly. āThank you.ā
Cecilio nodded, ādidnāt know you smoked.ā
āI donāt.ā
Magpie tapped some ash off the end of the cigar and took another long drag. Cecilio shrugged and decided not to push the subject further. He was here for another reason anyways.
āSo how goes it?ā
Magpie did not answer, focusing on her cigar.
Cecilio tried again, āso that planet was crazy right?ā
It rained even harder.
Cecilio sighed, releasing a puff of smoke as he did.
āMaybe I should go back.ā
He turned to Magpie in surprise, āis that what you want to do?ā
Magpie looked away but did not answer.
Cecilio pushed further, āit seems to me that a lot of people were worried about you. Why go back?ā
Magpie put her head in one hand, ābecause Iām just trouble here. At least back there I didnāt bother anyone.ā
āWho said you were bothering people?ā Cecilio questioned. āIf anything I think it would bother your friends a lot if you went back. Magpie that place was one giant venus fly trap and you know it. Do you really want to be like those people?ā
āNo.ā
āYou canāt just be happy and all sunshine all the time.ā
āYou can, youāre ex is dead.ā
āYeah and I about had a heart attack in the process of it, she didnāt go out easy.ā Cecilio admitted. āIām still in the Bad Ex Club with you.ā
Magpie gave a tiny smile as she crushed the remains of her cigar under her boot. The rain letting up just a little.Ā
Soon the two walked inside and Magpie was surprised to find Belinda sitting with Magpie and a plate of brownies.Ā
Apparently Pepper had been upset from Blackwoodās planet as well much to Magpieās unease.
But Belinda had wanted to check on Magpie and brought fudge brownies which helped a little.
Magpie was willing to admit the company was nice. She explained to the three of them how she had been feeling lately, had been feeling for a long time actually. Admitting that the appeal of a planet free from worry and sadness had gotten the best of her. She apologized several times and each time told to let it pass. Belinda was actually a very good listener, it was such a small act but it did help.Ā
Cecilio looked outside to notice it had stopped raining.
Also, there was one more cigar left in his pocket then he had otherwise thought, her looked to Magpie but she seemed preoccupied in teasing Maggie for eating three apples in a row. Cecilio looked back at the cigar and chuckled.
Huh, neat.
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That evening Honey and Brie came home with Trouble.
The little dachshund was in fits. Crying and licking Magpieās face so intensely Magpie had to sit down. His little body wiggling as he wagged his tail as hard as he could.
Brie was very happy to have Magpie home, Honey was clearly unhappy.
āYou promised to come back in three days, you were gone a week.ā
Magpie flinched, āI know and I am sorry about that. I honestly lost track of time.ā
Honey rolled her eyes and went to go sit on the couch, Brie joining her.
Magpie took a deep breath and sat down in the chair across from them.
āPlease, let me explain myself.ā
Honey shrugged but said nothing.
Magpie placed her hands in her lap, fingers nervously intertwined. āI have beenā¦ Iā¦ I have made a lot of mistakes that I spent a great deal of time paying for. I caused a great deal of grief for my family and had to pay a heavy price. I made the mistake of letting the wrong person have my heart and turn me into someone rather awful.ā
Brie watched Magpie with a worried expression, Honey however seemed unchanged.Ā
Magpie continued, āIām telling you this because even though Iām trying to move past all of that I still am not perfectly ok. My former mate still gives me a great deal of trouble and my family do not trust meā¦ and some still want nothing to do with me. So when I was offered a chance to get away from my own problems for a short time I took it. However, I made the mistake of not considering the problems you two are dealing with.ā
Honey quirked an eyebrow but still did not say anything.
Magpie took another breath. āI know you two are still hurt and I should never have left you even for a few days. That was not fair and when I realized my mistake I came home right away. I have come to care about you both greatly and I chose to make watching out for you two my responsibility, and Iām sorry. I canāt make any guarantees about what will happen in the future but I do want you to know that I do care about you both and you have a home here for as long as you wish.ā
Brie was up and hugging Magpie, picking her up from the floor in the process. Honey stood up and smoothed out the wrinkles from her dress. āOkay, how about some tea and cake then?ā
Magpie smiled, āyes that sounds lovely.ā
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The wedding planer AU for Inej and Kaz or camper counseler AU for wesper would be fantastic
i sided for the wesperĀ camp counselour au (ps i might do the kanej wedding planner later, im still coming up with some stuff for it. if i ever post it iāll tag u!). hope u enjoy! @cornerforward13
(send me an au + a soc ship)
when wylanĀ volunteered his summers to waking up at the ass-crack of dawn to take care of children at a summer camp, he wasnāt expecting to see him
himĀ being jesperĀ fahey, the loudest, most un-caring student at their local high school. dubbed theĀ āclass clownā in their first year of high school, jesper was known for his quick mouth and even quicker detention acquisition. while the two had never officially spoken with each other, they had been in plenty of classes together
wylanĀ simply wanted to learn, and jesper simply wanted to rile up the teacher in any way he could. while the class laughed along, wylan would roll his eyes and suppressĀ any hint of amusement.
in fact, he even rolled hisĀ eyes when he first spotted jesper at the first camp counselor meeting
his heart rolled too, but no one needed to know
they bumped into each other, quite literally, as they were helping set up the campās main building
āshoot, iām sorry- wylan van eck? what on earth were you doing here?ā
āyou know my name?ā was the only thing wylanĀ managed to squeak out as he bent down to pick up the toy cash registerĀ he had been carrying moments before
jesperĀ let out a bark of laughter, and wylanĀ felt his heart leap again.Ā āof course I know your name. what kind of silly question is that? arenāt you supposed to be a genius?ā
āarenāt you supposed to be, i donāt know, not working here?ā
a signature smirk broke out onto jesperāsĀ face.Ā āin previous summers, perhaps iādĀ be at home sleeping at this time. but, my advisor suggested i work here this summer to get some volunteer hours. itād make my future college applicationĀ āstand outā or whatever. why are you here?ā
āi work here every summer. this oneās no different.ā
āright. well, weād better get back to work before we get yelled at. wouldnāt want to get fired on the first day. see you in a bit-ā,Ā jesperĀ eyed the cash register in wylanāsĀ hands, ā- merchling.ā and with that, jesper gave wylan a pat on the shoulder, and left to finish sweep the floors.
the burning of wylanāsĀ cheeks indicated this would be a long long summer
and it was
because every weekday, from 8 to 5pm, wylanĀ would have to see that stupid face and hear that stupid nickname. and oh, jesperĀ just loved to tease. and wylanĀ loved to pretend like the things jesper did had absolutely no effect on him. nope. none whatsoever.
for example, when it was swimming lessons day at the lake, wylanĀ definitely didnāt come close to collapsing when jesperĀ took his shirt off and tossed it wylanāsĀ way, the everpresent smirk on his face gleaming a bit wider that morning
or when they were roasting marshmallows, and wylan was too busy making sure the kids werenāt near the fire to make his own sāmore, he surely didnāt almost burst into tears when jesperĀ walked up and handed wylanĀ one he had made for him
also when there was kickball tournament, and it was counselor vs kids, wylan didnāt even come close to exploding when he kicked the winning home run and jesper hoisted him up and spun him around like a damn princess. absolutely not.
or maybe when they took a field trip to the science museum, and jesper picked out a crystal from the gift shop and pretended to get down on one knee and propose, wylan didnāt feel his heart stutter as much as his mouth did. the kids, innocent as ever, cheered and believed theyād actually get married. wylan had to break a few hearts that day, including jesperās.
and lets not remember the time when it was show and tell, and while the campers brought their favorite seashells they found or their pet frogs, wylan showed off his flute skills and artwork. he didnāt melt to jelly when jesper pulled him aside afterward and whisperedĀ āhey, youāre really talentedā (he also addedĀ āmaybe you should draw me sometime, iām a wonderful model, as you can seeā, but wylan ignored that part)
the other counselors noticed, and would try and talk to wylan about it. heād just shoo kaz, inej, nina and matthias away, denying everything. theyād just smile, shake their heads, and chase after the next kid who was running much too fast with a pair of scissors
the kids noticed eventually, too.Ā āmr.wylan,ā theyād say,Ā āwhy are your cheeks always red?ā
ābecause itās too hot out hereā heād reply
and jesper would add the usualĀ āoh, iām sorry! itās cause iām here. iāll go insideā
wylan would shake his head and grumble to himself, and the kids would run off to finish coloring.Ā
one time, a little girl came up to jesper, a drawing in her hand. when jesper took it, it was a drawing of him and wylan, holding hands, a heart in between them.
ānow, whyād you draw this?ā jesper asked, heart warm.Ā
āwell, momma and papa like each other and they do this lots! ms.nina said you and mr.wylan like each other too! do you like him, mr.jes?ā the child, hanna, replied
jesper let out a sigh.Ā āperhaps i might. donāt figure he feels the same though, little one. hardly speaks to me, always has that cute nose of his in some music or math sheets. think i might have annoyed him one too many times.ā
the child huffed, crossing her arms.Ā āeveryone likes you, mr.jes. you just gotta show mr.wylan that he can like you, tooā
an idea dawned upon jesper, just then.Ā āyouāre a smart little girl, arenāt you? aye, go round up your friends. Iāve got a task for you all.ā
the next morning, when the summer was drawing to a close, wylan was the last to arrive to work that day. when he flicked the lights on, he wasnāt expecting all the campers holding up poorly cut-out red paper hearts, all yellingĀ āsurprise!ā
he wasnāt expecting jesper in the middle of it all, holding a bouquet of roses, while the other counselors filmed with their phones
when little hanna walked up to wylan and handed him her drawing, with jesperās god-awful handwriting at the top spelling outĀ āsorry for being an arse all the time, can i make it up with dinner tonight?ā, wylan wasn't expecting to sayĀ āyesā. it just sort of slipped out, really. so did theĀ āi never hated you, jesper. maybe some of your jokes and teases, but never youā
and when him and jesper hugged as the campers squealed in delight, he wasnāt expecting jesper to kiss him then and there
but he didnāt mind it. nope. not at all. absolutely not.
#god this was LONG#it WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE I SWEAR#i got way too carried away#i almost stopped and made this a full on oneshot#but i didn't#might come back to this AU and rework it though#no angst bc i wanted this to be fluffy and happy#soc#six of crows#the dregs#wylan#jesper#wesper#leigh bardugo#mine#mine.doc#cornerforward13#answered
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Oh, All-knowing Jess, hear my call and drive away my doubts: how was received in Japan the datamining of the beta of PokƩmon Gold? What do you think about it? Are some PokƩmon you like or want in actual games? (Personally, my favourite is that creepy Pinsir, for some reasons it reminds me of the Kaonashi from Spirited Away!)
You know, thatās a good question. Iāve seen some fanart and reactions on Twitter, but I didnāt really follow it much, sorry!
To make it up to you, I will now review all of the betas:
Chikorita!Ā
Yay! I think Iāve made it very clear that I am a big fan of this little plant nugget, so I donāt have much to add really.
10/10
AAAGGGGHHH?!Ā
What the fuck is this thing? How does this relate to Chikorita or Meganium, who are both largely unchanged from their beta designs? Where are the eyes? Like Iām digginā the tiny smug face-looking thing at the top of the bulb, but whatās the deal with the huge single eye down below? Where did the legs go? Why does the body shape change so drastically in the in-between stage when both the first and third stages are quadrupeds?!
0/10 would not trade Bayleef for it
Meganium
Whew, okay. Back on familiar ground here. Meganium is likely my least favorite of the Johto startersā final forms, but I still like my big, dumb boy.
8/10
TepkonĀ
Awww~!
So unpopular opinion, but for a long time I really disliked cyndaquilās design. Iāve come around to it these days, but back when GS came out, it really put me off. This thing is absolutely adorable, and though the design isnāt super inspired, I still fucking love it.
7/10 wouldnāt trade cyndaquil for it, but would love to see the design reworked for future games
Chubby quilava
This is like quilavaās cousin who grows up to discover that heās actually more of a bear than a twink. Really like itāseems very cuddly.
7/10 like quilava better but I support this thicc boi
Kirara
Seriously, this is basically just Kirara from Inuyasha. Not as crazy about this design as its pre-evos, especially since it seems like itās trying to edge in on arcanineās floof territory. An okay pokemon, but not a fave.
6/10 would not trade typhlosion for it
Baby Nessie
Totodile was one of those pokemon that I had been low-key hoping for, but I gotta admit that this is one adorable little fucker. Look at its stubby limbs! Its cute snoot! Its pudgy tail!
6/10 would not trade totodile but would love to see in another game
Let me clear my thoat (I hope ya donāt mind)
I amā¦less enthused about the middle evo. The eyes are cute and the little shy smile is to die for, but theā¦ballast? on its throat kind of looks like a giant boil and Iām not really here for that.
4/10 no thanks Iāll keep croconaw
Dragonair but with legs
The final evo I like a bit moreāit looks like a dragonair that struck up a deal with Ursula the sea witch so that it could pursue its land-dwelling love. Now that the gem isnāt jammed right up under the chin itās less off-putting, and the kind of fang-looking necklace is a Good Look.
6/10 still prefer feraligatr but GameFreak please dust off this design
Hoot-Hootās just really into henna right now
Iāve never been a huge fan of hoot-hoot, and I kind of like the extra markings. I assume they were taken off to make the design less busy as well as giving it a fanned tail, but I think Iād actually prefer this one.
5/10 would replace regular hoot-hoot with this one
It is the night
Okay, here we go! Now this is a cool-looking pokemon that would make training up a damn hoot-hoot worth it. Noctowl is a decent pokemon in the game since it means you get access to psychic moves early in the game, but Iāve always thought the design looked too goofy. I like irl owls a lot and this design really speaks to me.
8/10 go back in time and give teenage me this bird instead
Mareep
Thereās not a ton to say here other than they lightened up mareepās fleshy bits in the final release, and I like mareep quite a bit so there we go. Instead, I want to draw attention to this disaster of a backsprite. What am I even looking at? A giant ball of cotton candy that rolled through a bunch of broken candy canes?
9/10 I mean I like mareep, but I gotta take off a point for that awful backsprite
Flaaffy
Flaaffs seems largely unchanged. Iām pretty partial to this boi as well, especially since I had one following me for a bit in my Japanese Soul Silver game.
8/10 I like flaaffy, but fuck that name spelling
Ampharos
One of my fave Gen 2 pokemon! Doesnāt seem to have much different about it, though I did always question where the delightful floof went. I mean we get it back in the mega evolution but still. What was that about, GameFreak?
9/10 docked a point for lack of floof
Mikon
So this is clearly a pre-evo idea for vulpix, and itās pretty damn cute. I love that with the addition of this member to the family, itās confirmed that the line increases its number of tails by 3 every time it evolves. I like this, but Iām not entirely sold on it. The face lacks some detail and I feel like the design isnāt different enough from vulpix to really feel necessary.
7/10 itās cute but I donāt think vulpix needs a pre-evo
Mahou Shoujo Green
This tangela pre-evo is pretty cute, though the body underneath kind of reminds me a bit too much of oddish. I mean maybe itād be cool to look at the oddish line and the tangela line and see how two related species had off-shoots, but I am not really the biggest fan of baby pokemon as an institution so these will all be a hard sell for me, sorry.
6/10 again, cute but unecessary
Tangrowth as imagined by CalArts
I loved tangela a lot back in the day, and tangrowth is a really interesting pokemon as wellā¦however this one has a little bow and ringlet hair so like, no contest, really.
9/10 this should be an alternate evo option for tangela (perhaps for females?)
i could be your angle or yuor devil
So this one is kinda cool in concept. Itās clearly drawing influence from Japanese kites, and the scary face might be an evolutionary feature designed to scare off predatorsā¦that or itās a flying/ghost or flying/dark type and the angel imagery is the ruse. Either way I fucking love this thing.
10/10 I want this concept revisited
Qwilfish
I like qwilfish a lot! Itās got cool typing, it can perform decently on a rain team, and itās based on a pufferfish. Itās definitely an underdog in the wider world, but not in my heart.
10/10
The Fish Who Lived
I haveā¦reservations about this evolution though. As cool as it would be to have a qwilfish evolution, this just isnāt doing it for me. Itās kinda cool that itās shaped like a naval mine, and the Harry Potter scar is pretty cute, but I can get over the dead-eyed stare.
4/10 yeah no I think Iām happy to wait for better evo ideas to come along
Pichu
Pichuās cute enough I guess but Iāve never liked it as much as pikachu and sure as hell not as much as my boy raichu. However if the baby version was this roly poly cutie, I think Iād be more into it. This style of pre-evo harkens back to the good olā days of fat pikachu, and therefore I must doff my cap to it.
8/10 with a bit of polishing I would take this over pichu for sure
Cleffa
Okay, so of the baby pokemon, of which I am generally not fond, cleffa is by far my favorite because of how cute it is. This is also extremely cute. I like picturing the trainer being able to just grab the thing by the little knob on its head if itās heading toward danger. Plus that tail nub is so cute! I donāt know that I could choose between this version and the actual cleffa.
9/10 would be a 10 but Nate once saidĀ āwhat if cleffaās hands were its nipples?ā and now I canāt unsee it
Igglybuff
Iggly has always reminded me of the Powerpuff Girls, but this beta version is soā¦delightfully round. God, itās like hypnotizing how round it is. You wouldnāt have to show this from above to trick someone in a silhouette quiz. The tiny, wide-set eyes are also both piercing and kind of unassuming, which I canāt decide is cute or terrifying.
8/10 think Iād swap this guy in for the existing igglybuff
Quagsire!
I freaking LOVE quagsire. Itās so derpy, I love water/ground types, and just everything about it is cute and makes me want to hug it. The only problem with it in this beta is that thereās no wooper.
10/10 bring wooper with you bro
Natu
Iāve always thought natu was cute and really neat in concept, but Iāve never actually sat down and trained one. This sprite isnāt too different from its final one, but it is missing the color scheme, which is one of the reasons I like it.
6/10 stop being so washed out!
Xatu
Also largely unchanged from its final design, though I do prefer the Silver sprite where its wings are spread. (And Iām sorry about this, but some of the pictures will have bits of other sprites in them, since it was hard cutting these all down in Paint with a trackpad.)
7/10 very unique
Prince(ss) of the sea
Is this a pre-evo of goldeen and seaking, and I can see why it was cut. Who thought either of those would be popular enough to warrant a baby form?
2/10 fuck yeah was a meme guys, it wasnāt sincere
Marill
Marillās okay. I think itās fairly cute, and the design they went with using smaller ears and non-clown feet is better imo. Plus this is really minor but itās bothering me that despite the codenameĀ āpikabluā this sprite is pink.
6/10 solid cute pokemon, but the final design is better
Finding Flounder
So Iām a big fan of lanturn because of its digimon-esque eyes and its cool typing. Chinchou Iāmā¦eh on. This cutie though, I could get used to this.
8/10 cute eyes are better than terrifying cross eyes Iām sorry
Clankerās Cavern
As I just said, I like lanturn a lot. However, this is a shark with an anchor attached. Thatās like if you left dhelmise and sharpedo at the day care on the same day an enemy team spilled plutonium all over the yard. Itās so stupid! I love this thing so damn much.
8/10 itās way too similar to other existing pokemon, but I still kind of want it anyway
Homsar
This thing kind of scares me. The gaping mouth, the wide eyes, and the fact that it clearly would inhabit deep parts of the ocean all make me want to nope out. That said though, I respect it.
6/10 glad they came back to this idea with elektross
Crobat
If youāve ever battled me in one of our local or online tournaments, you will know that I have a soft spot for crobat. I think golbatās design is kind of terrible, zubat is simplistic yet kinda cute, and crobat gets to be both cute/cool and also not suck completely in battle (see what I did there?). This design seems mostly unchanged.
8/10 a very good bro
Most likely to drive an airbrushed van
This paras pre-evo looks like itās inspired by a lovely whimsical creature from Wonderland or Fantasia. I kind of like having a pre-evo to show that at the start the sinister mushrooms allow the baby para to call the shots, biding its time until takes over the entire nervous system as a parasect. Really not feeling the face, though.
5/10 cute, interesting idea, but I donāt know if I want to add more baby pokemon to the mix
Spinarak
I have some mild arachnophobia, but I actually rather like spinarak since itās so adorable. This version is a little more true to life and not as adorable. Also wtf GameFreak stop giving your arachnids six legs!
5/10 very much prefer the final design but kinda reminds me of the little jumpy bois I catch and release from inside my apartment sometimes
Ariados
Again with the six legs thing. Ugh. Anyway, this beta version of ariados is actually much cuter than the one we ended up getting in the final game. Iām pretty lukewarm on ariados in general (my spider boi of choice is the far superior galvantula), but look at this thingās face! Look at the face on its body! Itās cute even when itās trying to be scary!
6/10 why did we not get this adorable boi?!
Skarmory
Itās skarmory. Thatās it. A pokemon that I like in theory but have never been super into his design.
5/10 respectably cool but not my cup of tea
Alphonse Elricās head in chibi form, screaming as his body melts
Here it is. My favorite of all of the beta sprites. This thing is so fucking wonderful in part because I have literally no idea what the hell itās supposed to be. What is this?! What type is it supposed to be? What is it based on? Is it a pre-evo of an existing mon? Why is its mouth parted in an eternal screech? These questions do not necessarily have answers, and I am a sucker for mystery.
10/10 GameFreak please bring this idea to life just so that I can get closure
Mine! Mine!
So I see what they were going for. Itās a baby form of doduo, with three baby bird heads and a big puff of feathers to make it look like a brood peeking out of a nest. I respect the idea, I do. Too bad it also conjures up images in my head of rat kings and other fused abominations.Ā
5/10 a good idea that didnāt pan out so well
[Obligatory Undertale Reference]
Sunflora would actually probably be more intimidating if it had an evolution rather than a pre-evo, though. Iām no big fan of sunflora, but I gotta say that this sprite is way better than the one we ended up getting.
6/10 replace existing sunflora with this bullet seed-spewing former skiddo
The Littlest Babaar
Iāve never really been into elephants as a species. Like theyāre cool, but theyāre pretty middle of the pack for me in terms of my animal preferences. As a result, I always found donphan kind of disappointing. However, I do like phanpy quite a bit, if only for the fact that itās goddamn adorable. This sprite is a bit plain, but does bring the cuteness.
6/10 prefer the final design but this one aināt bad at all
Donphan
The Don hasnāt changed much at all as far as I can tell. Iāve never trained one in Gen 2, so is its backsprite really just its trunk? If so, hilarious.
5/10 congrats! you exist!
Thatās the statement of the grave mint, Doublemint
I canāt decide if this was intended to be a pre-evo for ghastly or if itās supposed to be a new ghost type (perhaps later replaced by misdreavus?). Either way itās an interesting concept, and I can imagine the pokedex entry now:Ā āBorn from the souls of fetuses who were eaten in-utero by their siblings. Since they feel they were destined to be twins, they find each other shortly after death and fuse together so that theyāll never be alone again.ā
7/10 not the most original design but damn we had a shortage of ghost types back in the day
Girafarig
Girafarig is one of those pokemon that I always wanted to be more competitively viable because I think it has a unique design and could fill a cool niche. I like that the final design has the tail as an evolutionary measure and that thereās a smaller brain in it, just like some real life creatures. That said, we really missed out on getting a face full of evil uniraffe in the backsprite. Man, this is a real tough choice.
7/10 letās keep girafarig as is and try out this concept on a different mon
Smeargle
This version of him seems a bit moreā¦simian than his final, kinda canine design. Not sure if I dig it. Also, have you noticed that Gen 2 felt obligated to have a ditto/mew type mon that could mimic all the other mons? I feel like this concept gets revisited every so often and GameFreak thinks weāre none the wiser.
5/10 flesh beret just isnāt okay
Coin Kitty
So I know I said Iām against baby pokemon on principle, but the fact that this thing never saw the light of day upsets me so much. Itās so. fucking. CUTE.
10/10 go back in time and replace skitty with this
Betty Boopās best friend
I get the feeling that this dark type cat got recycled into the purrloin line, but this one is way cooler imo. It references the old adage ofĀ ābelling the catā and I think that this pokemon line could have had some really cool sound-based signature moves (sorta similar to the whismur or jangmo-o lines).
9/10 not feeling the bipedal thing, but still a really neat concept Iād like to see
Luna
Again, I love the idea of a pokemon based on a fable. I can see why this particular design didnāt get used, given how simple it is and how closely it resembles umbreon if you just glance at it, but Iād love to see this revisited.
7/10 spruce up the design a bit and get back to me
Politoedās wild ride
So when I first met politoed I felt he was a bit tooā¦cutesy? Like the rosy cheeks were a bit much. This guy feels a bit more like he belongs in the poliwag line, though he doesnāt look like heād be as bouncy.
6/10 might replace existing politoed design, might not
Slowking
Though I prefer slowbro as my yadon evo of choice, slowking is pretty awesome in his own right. Not a big fan of the clown ruffle, but honestly itās kind of a minor setback all things considered.Ā
7/10 remember how he could randomly talk in the 2nd pokemon movie? That was fucked up.
Unknown
All of these cool, unsued beta designs, and this one gets to stay in?
1/10 donāt talk to me right now, GameFreak
Ledyba
Itās ledyba. One of the bug types Iām actually not really all that into. Pretty sure this is the sprite actually used in Gold.
4/10 fine just not for me
I see you
Ledianās deal as a superhero is kinda cool, even if I donāt particularly care for the actual design. And I gotta say, itās preferable to the ever-watching eyes of this thing. Those stars arenāt natural; theyāre tattoos for each trainer its killed.
3/10 I feel like I need to go lie down
My Little Shetland Pony
Clearly this is intended to be a ponyta baby form, and while I commend the idea of a foal version (or maybe a Shetland or something?), you may notice that there is very, very little to set this pre-evo apart from ponyta. Like it and and rapidash arenāt exactly the most daring design-wise, so stripping it to the essentials doesnāt really work.
5/10 this is cute as all hell but it has no reason to exist
Espeon
Though I get shit all the time for liking espeon the least out of all the eeveelutions, I do still think the design is neat, and the fact that it draws from the nekomata myth is fascinating. Backsprite is a bit janky in the hips departmentāyet another unrealistic beauty standard, amirite ladies?
7/10 I personally donāt think there are any bad eeveelutions
Umbreon!
My absolute favorite Gen 2 pokemon! Not many changes between this and the final design, though I will say that this one looks a lot more terrifyingāthe hole eyes are worse than the red ones somehow. Still, love.
10/10 listen this is my personal rating
Alolan Shellder
This one is so fascinating to me. Itās obviously the chompy boi from slowbro and slowking, which in the pokedex is referred to as a shellder, but perhaps this is a unique evolution that only happens when it disconnects from the slowpoke? I am really upset this wasnāt actually used in the game, because getting to have this thing on the same team as slowpoke, slowbro, and slowking would have been like when Banjo-Tooie introduced the mechanic that let Banjo and Kazooie split up.
10/10 give me, dammit!
Garbage Pail Kid
Again with the baby form for a line that already is known for extremely simple designs. Grimer and muk are literally just piles of slime of differing sizes. (Shut up, Alolan forms werenāt a thing til later.) So basically this baby form is fucking adorable, and Iām loving the thing that could be a nose but Iām choosing to interpret as a mouth with a single tooth. Itās just thatā¦who needs this?
7/10 cute, but not necessary by any stretch of imagination
Are ya feelinā lucky, punk?
Okay, so this beta is a) way cooler than remoraid ended up being, and b) makes the evolution line make SO MUCH more sense. I can definitely see why it was changed, especially since censor-happy America was a legit market by that point. And I guess the revolver barrel part of the design still persisted in Gen 2, but still.
5/10 booo censorship!
TANK!
Octillaryās name also makes way more sense with the original tank design. I mean I can kinda see why this changed, but likeā¦Digimon was over there with a creature in the anime just literally called Tankmon who shoots shells at elementary schoolers so I donāt fucking know.Ā
7/10 I like octillary as is, but this is a much more interesting design
WWE fan
Okay so real talk, I am not the biggest fan of tyrogueās design, but what was even going on here? Whatās with the frog hat? Is it a safety helmet? The general hitmonlee body shape combined with the baby boxing gloves for hitmonchan was pretty cool, but this is not something Iād look at and thinkĀ āYes, this will grow up to be a humonoid fighting type.ā
5/10 itāsā¦cute? I guess I just donāt see whatās going on here really
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NO. JUST NO. THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING HERE, TOO MANY LIMBS, TOO MANY EYES, JUST NO. HITMONTOP ENDED UP BEING SILLY BUT AT LEAST IT WASNāT THIS MANGLED BODY HORROR NONSENSE.
0/10 for reminding me of claydol and my own mortality
Pupper
This is going to come as a surprise, but Iām glad they didnāt introduce a baby form of growlithe. The growlithe and arcanine line includes 2 of my top 3 pokemon ever and as cute as this is I donāt think it would fit aesthetically. It looks like a spaniel that doesnāt match the shisa vibe of the growlithe line. That said, I would love to see it as a first form for a different line of perhapsā¦ground type doggos?
9/10 please give us some floppy ear dog designs, GameFreak! new doggos!
Like, nya
I do think the hoppip line (except for the last evo) is pretty cute, and this one reminds me a bit of an in-training digimon so Iām liking it. That said, I think the designs we got were better.
6/10 cute but like existing hoppip
Gardnyar
Again, prefer Skiploom.
5/10 not a fan of the flower for some reason
Nyancat theme plays in the distance
So I like this better than jumpluff personally, even if the other is probably a more unique design.
5/10 jumpluffās limbs bother me, but lbr I was never going to train one anyway
New this Easter
Mr. Mime, I think we can all agree, is an unsettling design. Thatās its whole appeal, really. Mime Jr. is cute enough I guess, but this is a tiny clown egg that looks like itās learning to ice skate for the first time!
6/10 get your derpy clown nose out of here, Mime Jr.
Agathaās apprentice
Smoochum isā¦well, she is. Sheās kinda cute, and I think I prefer the finished design to this one since it looks way too similar to grown up jynx. Plus it raises some uncomfortable questions about it being born with ganguro make-up and hair (in a style that looks like E4 Agathaās for some reason). This smoochum looks like itād be taken out to sit alone at the bar in the club while wearing booty shorts that readĀ āMamaās Lilā Bitchā across the back.
4/10 this makes me uncomfortable, and the hair is too close to Agathaās
Which way to the Chao Garden?
Elekid is one of few baby pokemon I like, but hot damn this thing is adorable. It looks like a tiny, wingless bee with a halo.
7/10 can this be recycled as something else?
Bart Simpson
Really what keeps me from fully embracing the magmar line is largely the fact that they all have butts on their heads. These spikes are way more appealing to me, and so I would have loved having this one in the game.
8/10 is it still too late to redesign magby?
Bellossom
Not too many changes from the beta. I am digging the shoujo sparkles going on around her, haha.
6/10 not a big bellossom fan but a well-design pokemon nonetheless
Audrey III
Nope, I donāt like this, no sir. Where would this even go in the evo line? Is it supposed to be an alternative to victreebel? Cause this isnāt much better, guys.
1/10 I will give it one point since it looks like it could cut a rug on the dance floor
Miltank
A good, solid pokemon Iām pretty fond of (once I got over my salt from the Whitney battle). I like her as a female counterpart to tauros. Nothing too astounding but still fun and cute.
8/10Ā
Fire Seal
I feel like thereās folklore here, but my tired brain isnāt coming up with anything at the moment, sadly. Not a really detailed design but those tend to be more my favorites anyway. Trying to figure out what this was replaced by in the final game but Iām having a tough time figuring it out.
7/10 we have a lot of seals, but this is the only FIRE seal
Delibird
I see we chose the path with more subtlety in the end.
4/10 not really a big fan of delibird
Hanshin Hopeful
Okay, I know I said earlier that the screaming pile of goo was my favorite, but this line is also my favorite out of these beta designs. This one upsets me because this would have been such a great cultural addition! Osaka (represented by Goldinrod City in the games) has a baseball team called the Hanshin Tigers, which everyone in the area is a fervent fan of. Not only is this unbearably cute, it could have been hanging out in like a little baseball stadium area or something in or around Goldinrod.Ā
10/10 how could you leave this out?!
Nandeyanen!!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Why did I not get this?! The Akihabara of Osaka is even calledĀ āDenDen Townā (Electric Town)!
10/10 weāve missed our chance and now amends cannot be made
Talk to the wing
Is this supposed to be a farfetchād evolution?! It doesnāt make a ton of sense aside from the waterfowl connection, but likeā¦how pissed would you be if you were farfetchād? This is kinda cool. Iām not super into swans or anything, but the masquerade/crime fighter mask is a neat detail.
5/10 I could see this being used interestingly, even if Iād probably not use it
Hitori Kakurenbou
I love this concept. Look at this! I know it was basically recycled for shuppetās line, but this is so much more hardcore. Now this is a pokemon that can use curse appropriately.
10/10 personally like this one better than shuppet, if Iām being honest
Hsien-ko
This is the most Chinese pokemon since arcanine, oh my god. Itās a panda jiangshi. A panda jiangshi! Imagine it hopping after you adorably, ready to leech life you to death.
9/10 itās not as cute as the pre-evolution, but stillāpanda jiangshi!!!
Murkrow
Not a lot of changes going on here either, aside from the more obvious witchās hat design. Unsure if I like this one better or regular murkrow.
7/10 good flappy friend
*uncomfortable cough*
Blisseyās design is a bit too busy and frilly for my tastes, but itās certainly a lot more acceptable than this. I get what they were going for: a heart on top of its head to represent healing and whatnot, but it just came out soā¦so yonic in nature that I have to wonder about the person responsible for this design.
1/10 not entirely awful but good lord
Scisor
Hereās the boi, only this time with eyes on his little crab claws! Itās cute but later got used for hydregion instead, and I dunno, I kind of prefer scisor as is. Still think scyther looks cooler, but a good strudy boi.
6/10 for the puppet shows it could give to entertain all the baby forms on this sprite sheet
Pinsir Noh Pinching
Hereās your fave, anon! Youāre right that it seems to have a blank Noh-like mask on its face, as if a huge pinching bug wasnāt terrifying enough for you. That said, I kind of like the really creepy vibe, and poor pinsir got left in the dirt by his rival scyther once Gen 2 hit and gave scyther an evolution but nothing for his clampy comrade.
6/10 we could still get a pinsir evolution, guys
Houndour!
As you might expect of me, the houndour line is a close second to umbreon for Jessās Favorite Gen 2 Pokemon. It combines two types I love, fire and dark, into this edgy but adorable packageāwhat could I not love about it? This design is actually even better than the final one, because look at that sick-ass spine highlighting the ribs that got left in!
10/10 you cannot half ass edge; that misses the point
Houndoom!
Houndoom, meanwhile, looks pretty much as I remember him in Gold. And thereās nothing wrong with thatāhis design is fucking amazing. Man, kids, back in the metagame in Gen 2, houndoom was firmly in the top tier. Ah, I remember those daysā¦
10/10 like a shark, houndoom has passed through decades without major tinkering to its evolutionary design
Baby yeti
Long before froslass burst onto the scene, this little bundle of deceptively charming horror could have been the first ice/ghost type. Yes, yes, itās very adorable upon initial inspection, but once you look a bit deeper, you notice that the pokemon itself is actually black as night, with two piercing Jawa eyes, and the happy fur coat is another creature thatās been skinned and put on like a hoodie. Amazing.
10/10 Iāll take four
Wampa
I started on Star Wars references in the last entry and I gotta keep it going. Anyway, the evolution of tiny, arctic Buffalo Bill up there is even more fearsome, with claws and pupils! Itās even somehow found a way to make its fur covering evolve with it, having it sprout huge fangs (yeah I know, adults probably hunt larger creatures for clothing, but let me have this).
10/10 this so should have been a thing
Pon de Lion
I wonder if perhaps this design was meant to be an alternate form or evolution of porygon, or if this was an entirely different species based on toys (presumably to pad out the number of steel types). Itās an interesting idea, certainly, but I 100% get why this design got scrappedāit was a lawsuit from Mr. Donut waiting to happen.
Ugh
Did you know that horses produce 10 gallons of saliva a day? I now do thanks to Nate quizzing us over vacation last weekend to see if we could tell the difference between real animals and pokemon based on factoids. Now, lickilicky was not a new evolution I embraced with open arms, but man, it could have been so much worse.
2/10 I canāt say thereās no appeal (that mustache is great) but it just looks slimy and no thanks
Steelix
Itās steelix, unchanged from this beta to the final game.
7/10 I just think itās neat
Sunken Master
I would like kingdra so, so much more if this is what it looked like.
9/10 this is goddamn cool and no one can convince me otherwise
Shadow the Edgedog
Iām not gonna lie, I fucking love this stupid design. Itās an electric dog with super sayain hair.Ā
10/10 fuck you, I do what I want
Oscar Myer
Do I find this design cute? Yes. Do I personally like it more than enteiās? Yes. Do I think itās a better design than entei? No. Itās a bit too plain to really give off that legendary feel, but for me? Iād totally take this in a game. Also at least the last two have actually looked like dogs. The LegendaryĀ āDogsā we got were a tiger, a lion/bear hybrid, and whatever the hell suicune is supposed to be.
8/10 I am a simple woman with simple needs
Jen Kira
I see people likening this design to Nina Tucker, but I actually donāt see that. It looks more to me like a special edition My Little Pony toy from the 80s released to promote The Dark Crystal. I dig it, even if itās my least favorite of the three OG doggos.
8/10 if only some of the pizzazz of this design was afforded to fiery boi up there and weād be onto something
Rook
This weasel/otter type thing is really cute, and perhaps was a concept idea for what later became sentret? Iād say I would want to see it again, but I kind of get the feeling we already did get the concept revived in the mienfoo line.
6/10 glad we got to see this one again
Ho-oh
Doesnāt seem too different from the sprite in the final game, and still a good design. That said though, Iām noticing that thereās no lugia in these beta sprites. What the fuck is that?!
7/10 got bros over this ho(-oh)
Togepi
This little bugger was introduced so early in the anime that Iām not surprised that its design was firmed up by the time the demo came out. Togepiās okay I guess, but again I donāt really tend to like baby pokemon and I got kind of over-exposed to it in the anime.
6/10 cute but not a fave
Snubble
SNUB PARTY!! Snubs has the dubious honor of being the only dog pokemon I actively dislike. I like granbull so I can put up with it temporarily to get it to evolve, but this does a lot of things on my Dislike Checklist: aggressively pink, check; clown ruffle, check; appears to be wearing a dress, check.
4/10 not a fan
Boscoe
This early version of aipom looks like Marsupilami if it had been created by the Fleischer brothers. Something about this design just isnāt Right, but I canāt put my finger on it. I think itās the 1930s American animation style face combined with walking on all fours? Either way it creeps me out.
3/10 though aipom is a very middle-of-the-road pokemon for me, itās a helluva lot better than this abomination
Leafeon Prime
If you had asked us kid pokemon fans back in the days of Gen I what pokemon weād most like to see in the future, I imagineĀ āgrass type eeveelutionā was near the top for many of them. It just made senseāyou had the leaf stone just sitting around, not reacting to your eevee, and it was so blatantly conspicuous. I had my own grass type eeveelution design Iād made calledĀ āThorneonā, the design of which I might share at some point, and I was far from the only one.
So yeah, Iād have appreciated this a LOT in Gen 2. I was disappointed it wasnāt introduced in Gen 2. However, promises of a grass type eeveelution in Gen 4 got me to finally pull the trigger on getting a DS to play Diamond and Pearl, and that turned out to be an execellent decision. So maybe it was better that they kept this idea incubating for a bit longer.
10/10 I like leafeon and I also like this designāparticularly like the vine bits that look like scars
And so there you have it! All 100 beta sprites reveiwed by yours truly.Ā
Hope it was worth the wait, anon!
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Ask game, pt 2!
This time I was tagged by @bouquet-of-dead-flowersā !
Thank you for tagging me!! I like these sorts of things a lot.
1) Always post the rules 2) Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones 3) Tag 11 people and link them to the post I donāt even know if I know 11 people, shit Iām gonna cheat and... Not tag anyone
1) Favorite color? Black!! Also pink and bright green. Probably not at the same time. Usually.
2) How do you think birds communicate? Via smoke signals, I hope. I donāt know, Iām not birds. Maybe via a complicated series of throat sounds that are beyond humanityās comprehension? Donāt know. They are almost as mysterious as dogs, which we still cannot prove exist.
3) Can you identify a tree from its leaves? Sometimes! Maybe. I guess so? Hm.
4) If you could make a ship canon which one would it be? Why did they do this to Pockle and Ponzu ...I secretly ship Nidalee and Sivir and I have no idea why. These are my only two ships, ever.
5) Fav song atm?Ā Ohhh, tough choice. This changes often. Right now... Chiron - All That Remains, Eh - Death Grips, Disconnected - In Flames, Born in Winter - Gojira
6) A song that cheers you up?Ā The Truth - In Flames reminds me of my friend, so whenever it comes on Iām instantly thrilled, haha... Face Fisted - Dethklok makes me laugh like a loon Shark Fighter - The Aquabats ... Please just listen to it
7) A song that makes you sad?Ā Uhh, I mean, āRing of Fireā makes me pretty uncomfortable, even though I canāt help but singing along. I hate the songĀ āCrazy Bitchā, but it doesnāt make me sad. Hm... I guess music doesnāt normally make me sad unless Iām already sad.
8) One of your fav vines? Describe it if you donāt feel like searching for it. Ah, I donāt really like vines very much, sorry.
9) Whatās your comfort food? Home made ramen! And uhh... My friend Yao makes these really good meatballs. Damn, I miss her. Not just for the meatballs. Sorry Yao!! Haha...
10) I canāt think of anything else so tell me whatever you were doing before answering this, or plan to do after finishing. I donāt... Actually remember. Oh well. I think I was looking around the dashboard on my witch blog.
11) Oh! Tell me the last weird dream you remember having. My coworker, Cali, was hanging up modern art in her lingerie for some reason. The dream ended up coming true, to some extent, too. It was weird. Wait! There was a dream where... I left King a rose flavored turkish delight in real life, because I thought he would enjoy it... That night, I had a dream in which King offered me a turkish delight. I ate it, like a fuckhead. He thought this was hilarious. Maybe he doesnāt like turkish delight...
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The questions Bouquet wrote!
1) Fave songs right now? make a list!Ā Ohh, I agree, this is such a good question. Since I already answered the other one to say this (even though I wasnāt supposed to, Iāll leave it alone! Sorry, haha... 2) Weirdest song you like?Ā Cotorito - Middle Milk I have other ones, but... Hahahahahahahaha
3) Do you like some language/accent in particular? why? Ahh, not particularly! I am hoping to learn Chinese so I can visit my friend, but aside from that... No current preferences!
4) Favourite anime/book/story? chose whatever you preffer, or all of them!. What do you like the most about it? Tough question! I really like Hunter x Hunter, but maybe thatās because I have... Clown problems. Uh. You know what, Princess Jellyfish was really good.
5) Describe your favourite aesthetics in pictures! it can be anything (i.e: you like the eyes of certain animal, then you post a pic of it) Oh!! Thatās a really interesting question! It looks like Iāll have to make a separate post for it, it wonāt let me add any pictures here >: 6) Name 5 things you love the most in life (or more. I donāt mind if you cheat!). Again, could be anything, doesnāt mind if itās too abstract (i.e the feeling of soft cloth, a smell, etc)Ā Yes!! Here we go. Ā 1. A cold energy drink Ā 2. An expression of shock and awe Ā 3. That thing rabbits do when they go flat when you pet them, aww Ā 4. The sound it makes when two bowling balls hit each other Ā 5. Gasolineeee Ā 6. Seeing the crowns Ā 7. The feeling of an abandoned house on a summer day Ā 8. When you shuffle a deck of cards and it happens just right Ā 9. King of Shields, Two of Cups, The Sun Ā 10. When the dog snores 7) Favourite characters? why you love them that much? I present to you... Another list! 1. Hisoka Morou - Wow, yes. Magic tricks and getting punched in the face are great, and so is Hisoka. His sense of humor is gross and has resulted in a running gag with my friends which involves making gross sucking sounds in an unsuspecting personās ear and then surrendering and walking away. ...Good hips. 2. Illumi Zoldyck - Actually, heās a horrible person. Why do I like him? Heās prettier than me, though. I tried to cosplay him once, it didnāt go well. We have some things in common. I, too, have needles, unreasonably long hair, and am often mistaken for a woman. Letās not get into the eating dirt thing. 3. Biscuit Krueger - Do I even have to explain this one? Hell yes.
4. Vels - He belongs to my friend. Heās like a really excited Stretch Armstrong doll what eats grass for fun and wonāt stop taking his pants off. Bendy! 5. Hanji Zoe - Stinky.
Iām certain that I have many more favorite characters, but for some reason Iām drawing a blank really bad right now...
Iāll add a few questions, but... Ā Iām not sure who to tag! Iāll keep thinking on it.
1) What is your favorite outfit like?
2) Are you invested in a project, currently? If so, what is it?
3) What are some of your pet peeves?
4) Do you have any strange superstitions?
5) What songs inspire you?
6) What is your favorite drink? (Alcoholic or otherwise!)
7) Do you collect anything?
8) What is something you unexpectedly changed your opinion about in the past?
9) What are your favorite snack foods?
10) Have you got any guilty pleasures?
11) Do you want to see a magic trick?
I wonāt tag anyone, but if you want to do this, please do! I want to see! I am nosy.Ā
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