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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
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guitar | nerdish!anakin x f!reader
headers: @strangergraphics-archive
pairings: nerdish!anakin x f!reader
warnings: tooth-aching fluff
heyy!! hope u guys like this one uuhhh this was inspired by a guy at my school but i no longer like him soo this is dedicated to anakin. anyways please leave any comments for me to read!! <{•_•}>
“you’d be good at playing guitar,” i said as we walked through the drama corridor of Coruscant University. our fingers were linked together. “you have long fingers.”
“oh, really? i always thought my fingers looked lopsided,” anakin said, looking down at our fingers.
“wait, i’m sure mrs breeze would let you try on a guitar. come here,” i said, grabbing his wrist and leading him down the music corridor instead.
we were an odd-pairing, anakin and i. i was a music major and anakin was a physics major. he always had a huge amount of work but he somehow got it all done the day it was set so that he could sit with me and watch my practise my instruments for the frequent concerts we had.
as i opened the door to the music room, i saw mrs breeze look up from a violin that she was tuning.
“hey, mrs breeze, would you mind if i borrowed a guitar?”
“what for?” she asked, looking at anakin behind me. yes, she'd seen anakin with me before but she didn't know who he was and she always asked about him when she was teaching me.
“i just want to try out some chords, i have an idea for something.”
“okay, well there’s one in the room over there,” mrs breeze said, pointing to the room across the corridor behind us, one of the practise rooms.
“okay, thanks,” i said and i grabbed anakin's wrist to drag him into the room.
i spotted the acoustic guitar in the corner and said to anakin, “close the door behind you.”
after he’d closed the door, he moved two chairs next to each other and sat in one. i sat next to him on his left and placed the guitar in his lap.
“okay, i’ll place my fingers on the strings and you put your hand over mine,” i said, putting my fingers in the G chord.
he placed his fingers over mine and i slipped my hand out from underneath. “now strum.”
he strummed but the guitar sounded awfully out of tune. of course.
“hang on a minute,” i said, pulling the guitar from him.
i began fiddling with the tuning pegs and strumming every so often, but i could see anakin watching me intently.
“what are you staring at?” i asked, still focused on the guitar.
“uh, nothing.”
i looked up and his cheeks were bright red.
"sure. anyway, here you go,” i said, handing him the guitar again.
“put that book down,” lucas said, wrapping an arm around my shoulder. we were laid on his bed in his apartment and the lights were low. although i was sleepy, i couldn't out my book down.
“no, i just need to read this chapter.”
instead of leaving me alone, he grabbed the book out of my hands and put my bookmark in it before placing it on his nightstand, away from me.
“give me it back.”
“no."
"give it back! i need to finish the chapter."
"no! you need to sleep."
“fine,” i said and i leant into him.
i had fallen asleep, but anakin shifting underneath me woke me up. i kept my eyes closed but i saw his phone light through my eyelids and i heard quiet taps on the screen.
then he quietly recorded a voice message as he realised his arms were moving too much.
“right,” he whispered. “i can’t type, Y/N's asleep. just let me explain myself. at lunch, Y/N was teaching me guitar and we finished just as my physics class was starting. you know that i'm a nerd and that i would never skip class just to find you guys.”
a minute went by, and his arm tightened around me. he pressed something on his phone and theo’s voice, his friend, came through the phone.
“you are so goddamn whipped for that girl of yours. we literally see you once a week because she’s always got you somewhere. i mean, rosie does it with me, but you’ve gotta tell her you want to spend time with us. that you miss us.”
he sent a reply quickly. “she’s not just a girl, she’s my girlfriend. and what if i don’t want to spend lunch with you guys? she’s way more fun than you guys are. all you talk about is soccer, at least she’s interesting. and i’m not whipped, i’m just in love.”
then he shut his phone off and wrapped his other arm around me, putting his head on my neck.
“i’m interesting?” i asked, feeling him smile against my neck.
“very,” he said, tickling my cheek with his curly hair. “when you talk, you get this look in your eyes and even though i don’t understand the twenty one pilots lore or anything about music theory, it makes me happy that you love it.”
“you’re so adorable,” i said, grabbing his face with my hands, but his face went bright red again. “you don’t like being complimented, do you?”
“i just think that you deserve all the compliments, not me.” and he smiled that lopsided, tight-lipped smile that spoke so much to me.
i kissed him on the nose and said, “two more things. i like it when you call me your girlfriend, and i think you may have said that you love me?” he smiled at that again.
“well… of course i love you.”
“well... i love you too.” and i kissed him exactly on the lips, feeling the curve of his mouth against mine.
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Why is Clancy lowkey badass while singing No Chances, like hell yeah you’re notorious in the octagon, catboy
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women! be difficult! be mean! they’re gonna hate you either way!
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Working on a comic for The Line inspired by the theory in this post! Here’s page 1
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
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hayden christensen & characters!!
° = fluff; § = angst; • = smut
anakin skywalker
shorts (nerd!anakin x f!reader) ° •
after lending some plain flour to ashoka, anakin invites the reader around as payment, and the night ends interestingly. will they ignore each other or spend even more time?
more to come!!
masterlist here!!
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hayden christensen & characters!!
° = fluff; § = angst; • = smut
anakin skywalker
shorts (nerd!anakin x f!reader) ° •
after lending some plain flour to ashoka, anakin invites the reader around as payment, and the night ends interestingly. will they ignore each other or spend even more time?
guitar (nerdish!anakin x f!reader) °
reader teaches anakin how to play guitar and his friends get annoyed that he spends so much time with her. how will the reader react to his love declaration?
more to come!!
masterlist here!!
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shorts | nerd!anakin x f!reader
headers: @strangergraphics-archive
pairings: nerd!anakin x f!reader
warnings: fluff, implied smut
word count: 3198 words!!
authors note: okay, this one's a little longer and i've had it sitting in my drafts for a while tbh, but i hope u enjoy!! <{•_•}>
master list here!!
The doorbell rang. I dragged myself out of my room and towards the front door of mine and Sally's apartment.
“Anakin,” I said, my eyes drooping due to my tiredness. I'd always thought Anakin was gorgeous, but I wasn't friendly enough with him before. We'd gotten slightly closer recently, due to our physics class, but I knew he only thought of me as a friend.
“Oh, hi, Y/N.” His voice faltered a moment when he realised I was wearing an oversized shirt and the smallest shorts ever. “Are you alright?”
“What did you want?”
“Ashoka wanted some flour. She’s baking some muffins for a sleepover she's going to tonight.”
“Did she want plain or self-raising?”
“Uh…” I gave him a frown and rolled my eyes. He smiled slightly at that. “Plain I think.”
“Okay. Does she mind if it’s thirty percent whole grain?”
“Probably not. I mean, Ashoka will know what you’re saying, she's the one in your Food class.” At Coruscant University, we could take as many classes as we wanted. many people stuck to one or two classes but the ultimate nerds, like Anakin, took three and more. He was taking physics, maths, and engineering, whereas i was taking physics and food science, Ashoka sharing the latter with me and sharing engineering with Anakin.
I smiled at his words. “Come in while I get it.” He closed the door behind him and stood in the living room. Our apartment was open plan, but our bedrooms had doors on, of course.
“Sally?" I shouted to my roommate, hearing a quiet reply through her bedroom door. "Anakin wants the flour, so I'll give him the whole grain packet.”
“Tell him to bring it back before six, I need it for something.” Sally was also in my Food class, which was part of the reason why we were roommates.
"Okay," i replied.
"She wants the flour back by six, right?" Anakin asked as I walked over, his eyes flicking to my bare legs.
"Yeah. Tell Ashoka that I have normal plain flour if she wants it, this was just the one that was already open.”
He took the flour from my hands, fingertips brushing over each others. He nodded, “I’ll make sure to tell her. Uh… do you want to come over and watch a movie later? You can pick. it's just in return for helping me with class work and lending us this.”
wow. i had helped him with physics, but i hadn't expected anything in return. i did need a break, though. “Sure. 8?”
“Yep,” he said, grinning. “See you later.” He then opened the door and went back to his apartment.
“Sally, I’m off to Anakin's for a bit,” I shouted into the kitchen.
“Okay, but don’t get lost,” she joked. I rolled my eyes. Our apartment building had an East Side and a West Side. I lived in the East Side and he lived in the West Side, but it wasn't too far.
the walk was quick and the door to Anakin’s had opened even before I’d knocked. He stood there, smiling again, looking at my new outfit - jeans and an oversized t-shirt. “You ready?”
“Yep.” He closed the door and said to Ashoka who was across the room on a sofa, “Y/N and I are going to watch Ocean's Eleven since she’s never watched it before. Don’t interrupt, please.”
Ashoka just raised her eyebrows and looked at me, mouthing, ‘honestly’, whilst i kicked my converse off my feet.
He basically dragged me to his room, whilst I asked, “I thought I was picking?”
“You are. I just said that so Ashoka wouldn’t interrupt us. You know how I get over movies.”
He grabbed the remote for his TV and sat down on his bed. “Come here, I don’t bite.”
“You’re not even funny,” I said, giggling at him and sitting down next to him. Our thighs and our elbows touched but he didn’t move, and neither did I. For some really strange reason, heat rose to my cheeks.
He cleared his throat. “So, Disney Plus or Netflix?”
“Disney Plus. They have the Marvel films.”
“Ugh, not Marvel again.”
“I thought you liked it?”
“I’m only messing with you, you know I like it.”
We decided on Black Widow. One of my favourites but Anakin wasn't sure on it.
“Black Widow isn’t as good as the Winter Soldier though,” Anakin said, and I immediatly shushed him.
“Stop talking! And no, Black Widow beats everyone. She’s hot, she’s awesome, what more could you want?”
He rolled his eyes. After a few minutes, my eyelids were drooping, so he pulled me closer with his arm around my shoulder. I didn't say anything, for fear of him moving away from me.
Even though the movie was quite loud, I still managed to fall asleep, against Anakin's side. My head tucked into his chest, his arm around me pulling his duvet around us. Then it was 3:00 am and I woke up, squinting at his alarm clock
“Shoot!” I said looking at the time, Anakin's arm tight around me and his hair ticking my neck.
“Huh? What? What’s going on?” Anakin said looking at me in the darkness.
“I have to get home, it’s 3:00 am.” But Anakin pulled me back down, snuggling his head into my neck.
“I texted Sally through Ashoka,” he said, sounding muffled. “She said it’s fine if you stay over. She trusts me with you."
I smiled from how close we were, and I quietly said, "And I trust you". It was true, he was the only boy I trusted in the entire University. I then wrapped my arms around his torso, falling asleep to the steady rise and fall of his chest against mine.
When I woke up around 9 am this time, I realised Anakin's arm had slipped down to my backside and he was nestling his head into my shoulder again. My arms were around his neck, and I had my legs tangled in his whilst his big hand caressed my back.
Oh God, I have to get home. What do I do?
I gently tried to prise his arms from me and wiggle my legs out, but it only made him grip onto
me more tightly.
“Anakin,” I quietly murmured. “I have to go, you have to move your arms.”
He mumbled something against my neck, hair tickling my chin. Sunlight streamed into his room through a tiny gap in his curtains, and it shone in him from the back, making him look like an angel.
“I can’t hear you, Ani, you’ll have to speak up.”
He groaned, throwing his head back, eyes now wide open. “Call me that again, please.”
“What did you say, Ani?” He stared straight at me with his gorgeous ocean eyes.
“You don’t have to go. You could stay here, with me.” His hand that was on my backside slowly moved upwards to rest on my waist, his thumb brushing under the hem of my shirt. “Am I making you uncomfortable?”
“No,” I breathed, focusing on only him. He then flipped us over, so he was on top of me and pinning my arms down. He leaned down, brushing his lips against my cheeks.
“How about now?” I shook my head, biting my lip as he pressed a single kiss to my jaw.
“I need words, baby,” he said, making me groan from the pet name. It sounded so sweet, so saccharine coming from his plump and rosy lips.
“No, Ani,” I sighed. He smiled at me saying his nickname. Whilst he was flustered, I flipped us over again, straddling his waist. Hands on his shoulders, I said, “Am I making you uncomfortable now?”
He smirked, grabbing my waist and pulling me so I was flush against him.
“You’re making me the opposite of uncomfortable, baby.” Then he cupped my cheek and pulled me in. His plump lips moved slowly against mine, stunning me with how soft they were. Whilst I was stunned, he pushed his tongue into my mouth.
He rolled us over again, kissing my mouth, my neck, my jaw, my cheek, my everything. His hands went under my shirt, grabbing at my waist, at the edge of my bra.
“Ani,” I murmured, pushing his hands away even though i so badly wanted to commit. “I have to go.”
“Can’t you stay 5 more minutes?” He said against my skin, making small bite marks on my collarbone.
“No, Ani, Sally will be wondering where I am,” I said, grabbing the sides of his head and forcing him to look at me. I sighed, saying, “You’re gorgeous, you know that, right? I known that since that first physics class."
That's true, too. the first time i saw him, i knew i would have a hard time forgetting him.
Just from those words, I could see his lightly tanned skin turning a slight red colour. “And the blushing makes you look even more like a greek god.” I pressed a quick kiss to his nose and got out of his bed. “See you later, baby.” I winked at him and his face went even more red.
Outside of his apartment, i leant against the wall. what the hell just happened? i let my face go bright red as i replayed the previous moments. this boy had me down bad.
Anakin was to play in a soccer match that afternoon as he played soccer extracurricular, and as you had taken your seats near his team’s dugout, he walked over with a copy of his shirt in his hand.
“Hey, Y/N, do you want this?” He said, handing the shirt to me. He’d always been kind to me, but this is the first time he’d done this for me. He was being so sweet it was hard to believe.
“Oh, really? Thank you, Ani,” I smiled, wrapping my arms around his neck and breathing his scent in.
They ended up winning, and as Anakin scored the winning goal, he looked in my direction, smiling the brightest smile.
There was a small party to be held at the local bar, celebrating his team's win at soccer. I put on a black, mid-thigh length dress, and some simple makeup, including red lipstick.
“Y/N, are you ready to go?” Sally shouted from outside my room.
“Yes, I’m coming.” I quickly grabbed my purse.
The walk to the bar was quick, but all I could think about was Anakin. And as soon as we had opened the door, Anakin was stood at the bar, drink in his hand, eyeing up the newcomers. His eyes landed on me and a sleazy look crossed his face as he checked me out, his eyes scanning my body.
He was dressed in a white shirt, black trousers, and a black tie, but the way his tie was slung so effortlessly around his neck, and the way his shirt was half untucked made me lewdly gaze at him too, my red lips parted.
Sally guided me to where our friends were sat at a table. All I could sense was Anakin's eyes on me, watching my every move. Then, halfway through the party, when I was getting more drinks at the bar, he strolled over, standing close to me, hand on the small of my back.
“Nice dress,” he mused. “Nice makeup,” he said, a smirk formed on his face.
"Thanks," I hummed. "Could say the same about you."
He let out a small laugh at that, saying, "You're so funny, Y/N. You should become a comedian."
I smiled a little, and turned to the bar, catching the attention of the barman. "What can I get for you?"
"Uh, two cocktails, and a pint of larger, please." The barman nodded and turned around to collect a glass.
"You played great today, did I mention? Your last goal was amazing."
"Really? Well, it must be you because I dedicated that goal to you," he said, suddenly looking shy.
"Aw, you're so sweet. Do you mind if I keep your shirt? It smells like you and I want something to remind me of you..."
"Yeah, sure. Anything for you, baby," he said, whispering the last part in my ear, hand on my exposed thigh.
I went bright red at him using the nickname in public, I didn't think he was so brave. Then the barman asked, "Card or cash?"
"Cash, please," and I was just about to pull my car out of my purse when Anakin jumped in, handing the man a few notes.
"Ani! I was going to pay, you didn't have to!"
"As I said before, anything for you." He then grabbed a cocktail and took it over to the table, whilst I grabbed the other two drinks and followed him. I only put the larger down on the table, holding the cocktail meant for me and said to Anakin, "Come sit with me over here." I gestured to the corner of the bar where it was less crowded and there was a spare table for two.
He followed me, sitting down opposite me. As we both sipped our drinks, all I could feel was Anakin's eyes on me again, watching me lift the glass and wipe lipstick from the rim.
"Can I help you?" I finally said, smiling at him.
He took a moment to answer, still staring at me. "You just look really gorgeous tonight. I don't know what you've done differently, but it works for you."
"Are you saying I don't normally look nice? Wow, what a guy." I slightly rubbed my high-heeled foot against his legs, watching his expression change as he registered what I was doing to him and what I'd just said to him.
He began laughing, trying to rescue himself from the hole he made. "I didn't mean that, you always look beautiful it's just tonight you look even more special. Do you know what? Just take the compliment, okay, you know I don't normally say much." That last bit was true for everyone else, but to me, he was always saying things to me, even if it was to say that my shirt was nice.
"It's a joke calm down. I'm going to take a breather round the back, it's really warm in here. I'll be back in a minute."
He seemed disappointed with my words, but let me go. The cold air was refreshing as I stepped out from the back of the bar, crossing my arms around my chest. Then I heard some footsteps, assuming that they would disappear into the bathroom, but they carried on in my direction and they got closer to where I was stood. Then the one and only Anakin appeared through the door frame, a strange expression on his face.
"Hey, I said I'd be bac-" Then he cupped my face and grabbed my waist, pushing me up against the wall as he connected our lips. I moaned, feeling his hands all over my body. I grabbed his tie and pulled him even closer as his hand slithered under my short skirt, thumbs brushing the edge of my panties.
“Ani, we can’t do it here, let’s go back home.” But his hand travelled upwards, touching me everywhere.
His head leant down to make marks on my neck and my fingers tugging at the back of his hair, eliciting a grunt out of him.
“You’re right," he said between bites. "Let’s go home.” He quickly fixed his tie and grabbed my hand, dragging me through the pub.
“Hey, Sally, I’m going to take Y/N home, she thinks she has a temperature.”
“Oh, okay, we’ll be home in a few hours, so don’t wait around for us. Have a safe walk,” Sally said, glancing at me every other second.
“What was she looking at? She kept glancing at me like my makeup looked awful,” I said as we exited the bar again, walking the short distance to our apartment building.
“Probably cause it is. Your lipstick is smudged.” Then I noticed that he was also wearing my lipstick, his mouth tinged a slight red.
“And you’re wearing my lipstick.”
He rolled his eyes, grabbing my hand and pulling me towards him. I bumped into his chest as he pressed a few kisses to my jaw.
“Quick, let’s get home.”
He fumbled with his keys, dropping them on the floor infront of his apartment front door. But instead of picking them up, he turned to me and kissed me long and hard, his hair brushing my forehead.
“Ani, just let me unlock the door!” I said, pushing him back so his back hit the wall. A smirk wiped onto his face, watching me bend over. His hands went to my hips as I stood up, bringing me flush against him. Small kisses and bites were peppered onto my neck from behind, as he moved my hair to get better access. His arms wrapped around my middle.
I waddled forward, still in his grip, trying to unlock the door. “Anakin! Just let me open the door and then you can continue!” But he didn’t stop, his grip becoming tighter.
I managed to open the door, Anakin immediately slamming it shut and pushing me up against it, this time switching between my lips and the available amount of chest I had on display. I threaded my fingers through his hair, tugging at the hair at the base of his skull, making him groan against my skin and making me throw my head back against the door.
“Quick - let’s - go to - my - room,” he said, inbetween kissing my neck.
He began moving backwards, his hands hooked under my thighs and picked me up, his surprisingly strong arms holding me as if I weighed nothing.
Then he turned around, still kissing me, and walked towards his room.
He shut his bedroom door behind me, shoving me against the door and his hands once again sliding up my dress.
Then he stood back, licking his lips and eyeing me up and watching me as I sat in his bed and took my heels off.
“You know, you look even more gorgeous with your makeup all smudged. It makes me proud, knowing I did that.” He said, slowly loosening his tie and taking it from around his neck. “You look like a princess, sat there. I'll make you feel like a queen if you’ll let me, baby.”
I nodded, biting my lip and slipping the straps of my dress down my arms, watching how his eyes hungrily tracked my every move.
I stood up, motioning to the back of my dress. “Help me, will you?” His mouth twitched into a smile and he moved to help.
His knuckles were gentle against my skin, grazing me ever so slightly and sending a hurricane of butterflies into my stomach.
“Are you ready?” He asked, ever so innocently.
“Yes. With you, Anakin, I’m ready every time.”
Then after he unzipped my dress, he slid out of his own clothes, and laid me carefully down on the bed.
“Gonna make you feel amazing."
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HELP. PLEASE. MORE EYELINER TYLER NEEDED
I can’t find anymore photos then these.. HELP
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i actually think tyler joseph is sick for writing 'i have seem to run out of excuses of why i am this way' just to damage my life irreparably and never take responsibility for it.
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