#although i wouldnt be a lawyer

[too-much-toulouse]

i remember when we did a novel study and we had a page of questions and on the fourth one (smth smth personal connections/interesting stuff) and since the book was 1984 i said "the covering up of events is interesting cos we also do this and no one bothers looking into stuff anymore"

mr english teacher hands it back w a note "maybe we used to be en guarde" and i proceeded to rewrite my answer as an argument against his note, with examples from history

[bmpmp3]

I can physically feel the localizers fighting for their life on this one

[vulnerasti-cor-meum]

something I havent talked/vented abt in a while (relative term and some of you def will have heard me gripe abt this in the past), but that's on my mind again: when I was in law school, I was trying to forge a career to join the JAG corps. military lawyer basically -- commissioned officer. I interned for the Navy a few years ago but then my superior told me he wouldnt write a rec letter for me basically because he didnt think I had the right personality to be on the field. which made me cry even during this conversation over phone call (so maybe he was right?). I told this my professor who recommended me (herself a Captain) to the internship in the first place. Idr what exactly she said except to keep applying for fed gvt jobs. I applied to two mil branches and was rejected both times, prob bc I interviewed poorly plus lack of exp. But my life has taken such a turn that I'm in the nonprofit sector doing work I really dont like although I still want to do public service/public interest. But I went from my law school concentration in Intl Law to now doing not-that, as my knowledge base has been rusting away into oblivion from non-use.

I cant do this job forever. and there's a cutoff age to commission to be an officer (35 or 40, and I turn 30 next year). I need to try to get my act together. Maybe reach out to that professor-Captain again and give her an update as to my life. What kind of activities/involvement should I engage in? What connections should I be making? How do I reform my personality thatd make me more worthy to be an officer, and how can I show that I have the right personality/character? I need to find some hope to pursue my dream job. Or maybe it's a pipe dream.

[hearthianhatchling]

tagged by @sleebyshiba for the "9 people you'd like to get to know better" tag game! i shan't be tagging people because i barely have any mutuals here except people i already know well BUT your will is my command my friend <3

Last song: i don't actually remember so i put my music on shuffle and it gave me riches and wonders by the mountain goats <3

Favourite colour: yellow!! i love warm colours the most, although all colours are good colours, even the bad ones

Last movie/TV show: fiiiiinally started watching the terror and enjoying it very much

Sweet/spicy/savory: .........id like to request a lawyer

Relationship status: wouldnt u like to know

Last thing I searched: a manatee amigurumi pattern!

Current obsession: you'll be so surprised to hear that the polar expeditions fixation is rearing its head again

Last book: currently rereading two towers and also reading north by seamus heaney! the last one i finished (last year) was madhouse at the end of the earth by julian sancton...unsurprisingly

Looking forward to: hmm...there's not really much going on to look forward to in the near future, but i want to start a next big crochet project (probably a sleepy bunny friend) and i'm always looking forward to my irish dancing classes and can't wait to start on heavy shoes hopefully in the near-ish future! otherwise there's some gigs this year i'm very excited about, some family events i hope i can make it to, and the aotearoa trip with my dad and two of my siblings later this year :)

[pencileraser1]

i tried to reblog this in the tags bc you both brought up good points but tumblr shuffled all my tags around and i wanted to say more so here???????????? it is i guess

desire mona tags:

#OUGH!!! was hoping youd add onto this u spearheaded the neils mom thoughts in my mind#depression is actually very commom with 50s housewives or housewives in general just due to to nature of their work paired with a lack of ac#knowledgement#so that makes sense#and it being treatment resistant would explain why it persists even after she doesnt need to perform any motherly duties while neils at scho#ol#aaaaaand passing that onto neil#but considering the way mental health was treated back then im sure it wouldnt be used as a BECOME A DOCTOR thing but it could#i was thinking more physical health like cancer or smthn similar#oncology? james?#oncology james

i'd kind of been interpreting it as depression cause then neil inheriting that would possibly be a thing. (hysteria was only discredited fully as a diagnosis in the 80's if i'm correct also, and i don't think depression on it's own was considered to be hysteria but still, i doubt mrs. perry being depressed would be taken seriously) but depression + something else Also makes a lot of sense. could go either way with this!!!

good merits accumulated tags:

#but i think there was a short discussion a while ago about how neil's dad is a little anxious financially?#and as they don't seem to be anything less than well off. it might be posited that the anxiety is class-focused#they're upper class but are they upper class enough for welton THE rich boy school. etc#in that frame neil becoming a doctor becomes another way for the family to gain some status#while also being kind of the 'best' job he's ever going to be able to do#like realistically he's never going to be able to break into those upper business echelons the way that many welton alumni#will be able to do#(because nepotism etc. etc.)#so medicine is his best shot#dead poets society#it's half 7 so if this doesn't make sense. blame it on the clock

ok so this is like. something i'm extremely interested in for some reason sorry if this is a lot.

side tangent first: i think neil being pressured to be a lawyer instead could hypothetically sort of make sense?? bc while it's probably easier with nepotism, it likely wouldn't be impossible. doctor does make a bit more sense though, although i think there's probably several other reasons Why doctor other than financial reasons and how possible it would be for neil.

neil definitely isn't welton level upper class. there's a few things, "we aren't a rich family like charlies," but also the deleted extracurriculars scene. knox gets asked about a new house his family is moving into, cameron (and charlie in the script) gets asked how his father is. knox is in the "sons of alumni" club, charlie, cameron and todd are all in the service club, neil is in neither. the service club is nothing definitive, however because welton is Welton i kind of suspect that most of the service that is done depends on the student's families being able to give money to the school. i've always sort of theorized that neil was on a partial scholarship. it would make sense for him specifically given that he is one of welton's top students, this line from the script has been stuck in my brain since i read it, "NEIL PERRY stands. Whereas some boys have two or three achievement pins an the lapels of their coats, Neil has a huge cluster of them on the pocket of his jacket." plus him being set to go to harvard, (at the point when the movie is set i don't think he could know for sure but given everything about him his chances are probably pretty good) even though the majority of welton students go to the ivy leagues, this is still pretty important to welton. welton depends on its students being successful out of school, thats how they continue to get students. so giving neil a partial scholarship, who is near guaranteed to be extremely successful as an adult (at least they assume so) would be a smart decision on their behalf cause after he graduates they can then use neil to convince more people to enroll their students.

Anderperry fans hyper-analyse ever micropixel in dead poets society by watching it 12 times a day then try to find a reason why there is no happiness in their lives.

'Comfort movie' what comfort?

[itlivesproject]

*SPOILERS* Any wise words for someone who is struggling to like Amalia?? She really grinds my gears on a personal lvl, i do appreciate her character and role within the narrative thats *chefs kiss* but shes so pushy 😭😭😭 like girly no one is stopping u from doing lawyer things without me! And then when she got deleted from the UoO system she really struggled to see the big picture??? If we know the Power deleted her, why does she insist on doing things in a normal capacity???

I hope this made sense and didnt come off to rambly, despite my grieviences with Amalia I wouldnt delete her from the game or anything, i do like what she represents and honestly this enitre game is just the best thing to occur this year!

Here are some wise words. Also, I did not intend for this to be so long 😅

Consider things from Amalia's perspective. Although we are playing as the mc, rowan (i'm gonna call them that in this response) is not the center of the universe and everything Amalia does for them, she doesn't have to. Ro begged Amalia to join them in hunting monsters and terrifying dogs and she hesitated a grand total of like three seconds before giving in. At the beginning of the game, Amalia (whose school literally starts in less than a week) is sacrificing her time to help Ro get settled in for school, find an apartment, and basically taking care of all the practical things that Ro would genuinely forget about if left to themselves. She gives up her summers (which she could spend working or studying or taking extra courses) to help Ro on their personal vendetta against power creatures, and consistently puts her life on the line for Ro. So when you consider her being pushy or perhaps selfish for worrying about her future and wanting Ro's support for once... maybe think about all the times she's supported you first.

You must understand just how important Amalia's future is to her. Aside from Rowan and her family, her goals and ambitions are the most important thing in her life for a few reasons. One, she feels like she can make a difference in peoples' lives and needs to do so. Two, she wants to make her parents' sacrifices worth it and make something great of herself. Three, she doesn't want to have to depend on anyone, she wants to be fully independent and take care of herself so she can help take of others. Like I love Noah but mans completely depends on Connor for his survival lol. Amalia doesn't want that. Idk if you've been through college, but she had one more year left!! One more! Imagine the prospect of having to start over from scratch after the hundreds of hours you've spent in class, on assignments, studying, and not to mention the money she spent that she won't be able to get back. This is probably the most difficult thing that has happened to her, not just in the sense that it's a hard thing, but in the sense that she was just royally screwed. Her future is on the line, and for the first time, she wants Rowan's support like she's always supported Rowan.

She is pushy about Rowan going to college but that's because she's a good friend! She knows that this isn't sustainable long-term and she doesn't want Rowan to wind up dead in a ditch someday. Hunting is dangerous for two reasons: physically you might get killed, and when you're hunting you're not preparing for your future. How is Rowan going to make money? Get a job? Ro doesn't have a family to support them and they need to learn to take care of themself. Amalia supports Rowan enough to go along with them and make sure they're safe while chasing monsters while also trying to encourage them to be smart and make choices that will benefit them long-term in life. That's not being pushy, that's being an actual good friend who cares more about what's good for you than only saying what you want to hear.

Finally, consider that Amalia and Rowan have no idea that their story is taking place in the final installment of the It Lives series. The Power has been causing problems for decades, centuries even! Why would Amalia have any reason to think that their investigation will actually end anything? As far as she can tell, fighting the Power is like trying to stop a boat leak by putting your finger over it. It's like the meme guy slapping a piece of paper over the giant leak. She views your situation as powerless. She supports Ro not because she thinks they'll actually make much of a difference, but because she knows Ro is going through it and will do this with or without her, so she figures she may as well be there as much as she can to keep Ro safe. But in her opinion, the Power is unstoppable, unbeatable, and it's best to just step away from it and try to live life as normally as you can. You're not the main character of the universe, this isn't your problem, you should try to live your life and be responsible and have a future.

So this is my list to understand Amalia and her perspective better 🤠 oh and thanks for enjoying and supporting the game, we truly appreciate it 💖

[heejojo]

thirteen: how it really is

pairing: yang jungwon × female reader with txt and itzy appearances

genre: fluff, angst, crack, smau, flowers shop au

summary: y/n is used to getting what she wants, even if the person is in a relationship because as far as she’s concerned, the person isn’t married yet, but why is it frustrating when the flower shop owner doesn’t pay any attention to her?

wc: 1.3k

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Jungwon tried to stop the way his heart raced faster anytime someone said they needed to talk to him. He searched his brain trying to look for a moment where he had upset you. Did you want to leave? Although you caused trouble a lot, you still helped him when orders got too much and he was grateful for that.

You had been out of it lately, zoning out and forgetting orders. You knew whatever Mirae had said about you wasn’t true in the slightest. You feared that if Jungwon knew, he would be like the rest and think of you in a different way.

Everyone else already had their fixed perception of you in their heads and who were you to ruin it for them? As long as you looked good in the image they had in their heads, it didn’t bother you. For Jungwon, it was different. Not only do you work for him, you already regarded him as your friend.

Jungwon closed the store and sat down next to you. Wiping his hands by the side of his trousers so they wouldnt feel sweatier, he cleared his throat.

“Something was going around on Twitter and I wanted to let you know before you got the wrong idea.”

“I haven’t had the time, let me check now,” he says and brings out his phone and scrolls. He comes across one of Mirae’s comments and turns to you with a confused look on his face.

“That’s what I was talking about,” you tell him with a strained smile.

"Why is she saying those things about you? Are they true?" the emotions on his face are unreadable so you're not able to tell what he's thinking.

"They're true and at the same time, it's not true"

"It can't be in the middle. It's either it’s true or it isn't true"

"That's why I wanted to tell you now. Are you willing to listen?"

"I'm here already, aren't I?" he asks. Seeing your crestfallen look, he tries to reassure you, "I'm willing to listen"

You take in a deep breath, thinking everything through again. You were about to expose one of your most painful memories to him so he wouldn't have the same misconception others had of you.

The air that surrounds both of you becomes tense. Your hands reaching over to hold the handle beside you before beginning the story.

“The people that you see around me now are the people that have been by my side for the past five years. You’ve had this shop for almost four years haven’t you?” he nods and you continue. “I studied law because of my parents. Back then, I had no aspirations and didn’t know what I wanted to be. All I knew was that I enjoyed working. My dad convinced me to study law and I agreed because it was better to do something like that than nothing at all. I had worked as a criminal lawyer for almost a year before I quit my job.”

“I met Yuna in university. She was the first person I talked to and we clicked ever since. At that time, Niki's parents kicked him out for not wanting to study engineering so he stayed with Sunghoon off-campus and worked many jobs and studied hard so he could attend that particular school. He got a scholarship and is studying animation now. He forgave his parents later and talks to them now”

“Jay studied business to work with his dad and he enjoys what he does because he can work from home. He enjoys what he does since he gets to work from home” the thought of your best friend enjoying his life made you smile.

“We all met each other at different times. Jay met Niki and Sunghoon at a convenience store and at that time, it was a friend of mine that introduced us all. The irony was that we’re no longer friends anymore” you stated with a bitter laugh.

“What happened between you guys?”

“At that time, I had a crush on him and everyone knew it. It’s not like it was obvious but I told him about it and he told me that he reciprocated them. Things went well at first, with Sunghoon and Niki faking disgust anytime we did cute things together or Jay and Yuna fawning over it. Then one day, I started getting texts from random people who would call me a homewrecker and when I’d ask them, they wouldnt respond. I told Jay about it and he tried contacting the girls that sent those messages himself but they wouldnt respond to him. I showed Heeseung and he brushed it off saying that they would leave me soon”

“Even though I tried not to show it, I hurt a lot from those messages. After a while, we swept them under the rug. I changed my number and they had stopped the messages. At that time, Heeseung still hadn’t asked me out. Anytime I asked him why he’d say, ‘I’m waiting for the perfect time to do so’. I let it slide. When I’d take the initiative, he’d say we should wait instead. He was messing with my feelings and I let him,” Tears were already welling up in your eyes and your hands started to itch. Gripping the handle of the chair even harder, you decide to continue talking.

“He would get pissed if I talked to other boys and say stupid stuff. Niki was the first one that noticed the way he was treating me and tried to talk sense into me but I wouldnt budge. Jay and Yuna knew because I told them how upset I was over it and tried to counsel Heeseung but nothing was working. I didn’t tell Sunghoon because he would get angry and want to retaliate”

“Heeseung later apologized and things went back to normal. It was nearing the end of that particular semester and Sunghoon took us out for drinks. At the restaurant, I could feel that people were watching me but I couldn’t tell who.”

“After that day, Heeseung took me to the movies to celebrate me getting my summer job but we didn’t even make it into the cinema before a girl came and started calling me names. I was very unsettled because I didn’t know her and yet she said those types of things and Heeseung didn’t bother to defend me. He stood there and when I tried to explain myself, she shouted at me even more. She didn’t shout at the boyfriend that cheated on her, instead of at the person that was unaware of it all. Believe me, if I knew he was in a relationship I would have not gone for him”

The tears that you were trying your best to control came down in full force. All that time when you and he would talk about how much you wanted to be part of each other’s future, he had a future with someone else all along. With a gentle touch, he lifted your hand from the chair and gave it a squeeze which made you cry harder.

“You don’t have to finish the story. I trust you” he said. More tears streamed down your face. It was the first time someone apart from your friends said that they had believed you and it felt satisfying. You didn’t have to continue hiding under your facade anymore. You gave him a soft smile and continued speaking.

“I called Yuna to pick me up and I stayed with her for a month. She told the boys what happened and said I needed to be alone. I cried the whole time I was with her. The boys gave me space for about two weeks before they came to check up on me. They were so angry and wanted to go out. Sunghoon was the scariest. I had never seen him that annoyed before. Jay had to cool him down. That day, we all promised each other that we wouldnt do anything to him and forget about it. After all, he was now with his girlfriend so there was nothing else to worry about. Since then, we’ve been even closer and even if they irritate my soul, they’ll always be like family to me”

Jungwon felt sorry for you and angry at himself. Angry for not being nice to you when he met you and sorry that you went through so much. To date, people still thought of you as a homewrecker or a mistress when you were nothing of the sort.

“He deserves to a beating up” he stated wanting nothing more than to hit Heeseung.

“I’m over it, I wanted to tell you.” Jungwon could tell that you were still not over it, considering the way your body shook.

“Do you want a hug?”

“Yes please,” and he took you in for one. Even if he worked with soil all day, he smelt good. He smelt like comfort and wait...baby powder!?

After a while, you had to ask, “Do you use baby powder?”

“It makes my skin soft” and you giggle.

You don’t know for how long you stay in his arms, all you know is that you feel better.

[lokigodofaces]

thoughts on shang-chi and the legend of the ten rings (spoilers)

not as in depth as the loki stuff just general thoughts.

also i know nothing about chinese culture or anything so i don't really go into that

okay, i know i said i wouldnt talk about chinese culture, but this movie did feel chinese, at least to my understanding of the culture? if that makes any sense? it didnt feel like a cheap american knock off.

i loved shang-chi. he was so funny. & the trailers kind of made him out to be all serious or whatever, which i wasnt looking forward to. but he felt human and i could relate to him a lot. i loved seeing him struggle with his identity. i wanted to hug him through most the movie. simu liu was FANTASTIC. very funny, good action scenes (shout out to simu liu & the stunt double(s), since i'm sure it was a combination of them all).

katy was great. wasn't sure if i'd like her when i saw the trailers, but i loved her. she was also super relatable. i love her. she is amazing. i love how she was funny & how she was kind & actually pretty chill about everything, considering it all. & i loved how she just wanted to help shang-chi, to help the village, to help everyone.

we didn't get much of xialing, but i loved what we got. i love how she trained herself and how she was bitter towards shang-chi at first, but over time they grew together in order to save the universe. also cool fights with the knife-rope-thing (i have no idea what thats called)

wenwu is one of the best villains. he was bad in the past, put it all away to be a father, came back to it as a coping mechanism for ying li's death, and then was just trying to get his wife back because the soul eaters were tricking him. he does care about ying li, shang-chi, and xialing, although in a twisted way. & when he gave shang-chi the rings at the end. gosh. good performance. i loved him.

we didnt get much ying li, so i dont have much to say, but i quite liked her.

i also liked nan and lots of the side ta lo villagers.

wong! in the fight! teaching abomination how to fight better! i love him! also, we all keep saying he's the responsible magic user. well, i still stand by that. wanda broke reality, sylvie broke the universe, stephen is going to do something with the multiverse. fighting and doing karaoke are different

trevor! he was the person i never expected to see in this movie, but i loved seeing him. the thing about planet of the apes was hilarious, him not being dead & only performing was hilarious, the whole thing was great.

this is a good movie if you like hotel california.

the ten rings affects were so good. same with the great protector's & the sole eaters. and the ta lo martial arts affects

i loved how each character had something important to do at the climax.

lots of good callbacks. talking to the lawyer friend again, going to karaoke again. i loved it.

also i want to know what is up with that beacon in the rings!

thank heavens we dont have professor hulk. also really small but oh my gosh do i think carol looks better with long hair.

soundtrack was also really good

[daringsunflowers]

dallas had known that the conversation would be hard with him. koa was full of jokes and rarely took things seriously although when he had it made her feel.. strange. she was so used to the careful and fun guy that seeing any other side of him felt wrong. she loved him being goofy and happy, knowing that she was the cause for him to feel some other type of way hurt her. "it isn't anything serious.. but how are either of us going to be able to move on from one another when we just sit around have have sex with one another still. it isn't like i want to stop having sex with you.." she admitted to him, "trust me it is a whole lot harder for me to tell you this has to stop than it is for you.. you could literally have any woman in the world.. and i wish i was kidding but im not. not only are you like a god in bed, you are handsome and charming and fun." she explained to him but then her tone changed as she shook her head, "koa, we broke up moths ago.. and fine seek your lawyer but im not really sure how much he can help you. look if you are worried she will like you better than him, she wont." she tried to make him smile.

then it felt like the breath had been knocked out of her. she knew that he was not going to take this well. he had always been her biggest hype man and supporter when it came to nursing school. there had been so many hard nights over the years that he had helped push and give her the motivation that she had needed to get through the late hours of work and homework. he wasn't telling her something she didn't already know. nursing school had been hard. not that she wasn't smart enough for it but between working into the late hours at her job and then having to go to class early in the morning it wore her down. "i can't koa. i can't accept your money. i talked to my advisor and if i can pull my grade in this class up to a c then i have a chance of keeping the scholarship." she looked down at him, "i am so grateful for everything that you do for me. you have always been my biggest cheerleader and i love you so much, but this is too much to ask from you." it was true. dallas' pride wouldnt allow it. she would lose the scholarship and have to drop out before feeling like she had taken a hand out from someone. she sighed before taking a step and moving his head to rest on her chest. "i am so thankful for you and all that you do." she hugged him against her body. "i just wanted to tell you what was going on to keep you in the loop."

he really was not enjoying this conversation. stopping the sex was something she had suggested before and yet he had still managed to get her off many times since their so called 'break up' so why would now be any different. koa took in a deep breath before reiterating some of her words because the math simply did not add up in his opinion "a fling... who makes you laugh...you've only slept with once... but you're willing to put off sex with me so you'll only be having sex with him...a fling...that isn't serious. i've gotta be missing something here." koa shook his head in disbelief because how could a fling take any precedent over his rights to princess... unless she was trying to replace him and only calling it a fling for his benefit. no, no that couldn't be right either, could it? "are you, are trying to break up with me right now?" he had the audacity to ask as if they hadn't broken up months ago. she had rejected his proposal even. something felt off about all of this.

"you expect me not to get pissed but you're acting weird and prefaced all this with talk of revoking custody. i might have to discuss this with my lawyer." still, he accepted the beer and waited patiently for her to continue as he took a large swig. a brow rose when she set down the letter and he skimmed over it's details. nursing school was something she had been so passionate about, why she worked herself so hard and lived in this shitty apartment. the idea of her losing her dream hurt him more than having to take a break from the sex and that was saying a lot. dallas may have thought calling herself wifey would soften this news, but it only heightened his instinct to want to protect and provide. "if being a waitress was your dream and actually made you happy i'd be fine with it, but this is not okay dallas." he really didn't want to make her feel any worse about it than she did, but he refused to let her lose this. "you need to let me help you with this. i know you aren't showing me this looking for a hand out because the very idea of me doing something monetary seems to make your skin crawl, but this is big dal. why can't just going to school be hard work enough? cause that is fucking hard. i wouldn't cut it to be a damn nurse. you dont have to slave away at your job too."

[drkcnry67]

side by side together forever

title: side by side together forever

pairing: Jensen x reader

fluff: gamers

kink: clothed sex

H&H: devils trap

tags: sex with clothes on, fully clothed sex, no actual penetration just lots of basically fluff sex i dont know how else to describe it....

rating: 18+

written for @spnfluffbingo @spnkinkbingo @heavenandhellbingo @sweetness47

wyou loved to game for as long as you could remember, not realizing that it would someday lead you to your special person. you had just turned 20, you were living on campus with your best friend while you took a year off, at least living on campus you could check out the classes every so often.

you know how ever so often life throws you a curve ball, well life was about to throw you a huge one, you had met a few friends to play online games with, such as mortal kombat, call of duty and minecraft on the days where it suited.

you also not only liked video games but had a huge fascination with the occult, the supernatural ranging from but not limited too: witches, vampires, werewolves, demons, possession, exorcisms, the whole nine yards.

you had a collection of occult objects in your room, hidden of course so when your roommate/best friend would come home she wouldnt find it. you also had a devils trap or the key of solomon used well to trap a demon, if its possessing a human all the easier to send its ass back to hell.

today was normal ish just like every other day you and your roommate having the same conversation about your new online buds.

yn: i dont have any idea what your talking about he doesnt like like me what are we in middle school, you are allowed to say love.

sara: ya well i guess i just... ya well your missing the point big time, ive heard how he talks to you, he is in love with you and he wants you bad. did you find out where in town he lives.

Yn: no not yet, I'm not gonna push, what happens happens. And what makes you so sure he even loves me like that, I mean we don't have the proof, so just drop it... We will take what may... But did you see the new guy that arrived in psych 101 the other day... He was hot!!!

Sara: of course you think that...

you shoke your head...

yn: nah it would be too easy but i wouldnt mind if he was...

before you could finish your sentance you got a notification, your gaming bestie wanted to voice chat, right on time like clock work the chat request read: "hyperHunterJay67 wants to voice chat with HyperHuntressAqua67"

sara took this as her que to leave the room.

Sara: so surprise for dinner again?

YN: i mean i was thinking of going out for dinner once my gaming time was done. or mid way through... but i could meet you for subway or cafeteria food or something. i'll text you.

you told her as you plugged in your headset and she left the room, you tuned into your voice chat.

yn: hey jay

jensen: hey aqua ready for game day!!

yn: im always ready for game day. how you been! my roommate and i have yet to decide on dinner for tonight.

jensen: thats me and my roomie as well but he is in class as im sure yours is as well. i wish it wasnt so hard to decide what you wanted to do with the rest of your life.

yn: i know right its like okay why would we want to go through 8 years of schooling or however long it is to become a doctor or a lawyer although they probably pay very very well. but i dont want to do either of those... its just a hard choice.

jensen: exactly. and plus no rush i mean we make enough money on twitch anyway. And the intro classes are a piece of cake. oh by the way i found us another tournament to participate in for mortal kombat. i just hope that this time we will win. its a teams thing. each bracket we each get a match each if we both win...

you smiled and spoke very quickly realizing that you were interrupting him.

yn: let me stop you there im so in, and we will stream our matches the tournament and its brackets, i assume there will be one anyway.

jensen: lets think so.. but i know we will win. look at how well we did last round.

you thought about it, and kinda grunted...

yn: ya i know but i hope we dont go up against that team who almost smoked us last time.

jensen: i believ you called them bitches from hell.

you and jensen laughed. niether of you realized just how close the 2 of you were.

yn: okay fine lets see how well this goes but i tell you those guys had better watch out, cause this time we will bring the heat.

jensen: so what game are we playing today. our viewers will love it...

yn: minecraft i feel like we could work on our palace a bit more.

Jensen: perfect we will connect the 2 parts finally today then it's a matter of finishing the outside before the inside

Yn: exactly

thus game day started, though it wasnt an ideal way to make money it still helped pay for food drinks and stuff for the dorm.

You were on scholarship but you had to decide what to take first. So you would opt for a few intro classes before deciding. This was how you would fill your first year.

Once deciding that you were gonna try some of each course you told Jensen(Jay) who told you he was doing the same thing.

But you both were doing the online ones. So the only time you were ever In a classroom together well un be known to either of you was in something like Chem or biology or art or music...

But enough of that, you and Jensen started Minecraft and twitch at the same time.

Yn: what up twitch we are live once more. I'm your host Aqua this is my co host Jay and we will take you guys on a tour of what will Minecraft give us today.

Jensen: as my wonderful co host just stated we are Aqua and Jay here once more to bring you exclusive content and give you an inside scoop into us, our lives, and our world!! So sit back relax and let's get building

For the next 6 hours you and Jensen laughed, sang, and chatted both with eachother and your viewers. It was in the middle of Jensen reading a joke that one of the viewers sent that your dinner alarms went off.

jensen: guys that alarm means it is time for me and aqua to go have some dinner. we will see you lovely people when we get back. also when we return we will have the pleasure of bringing you futher into our journey through the world of minecraft. For its Jay and Aqua signing out we will let you guys take a small break while we eat. Peace out!!

With that you both stopped broadcasting gameplay. But stayed in the chat, once the broadcast had stopped you both sighed a huge exhale.

Jensen: that was alot of hard work, what are you having for dinner?

You smiled lightly before speaking, not sure of how it would react on how much love you felt from Jay's tones.

Yn: well it will depend on my best friend and what she wants for dinner it will either be from the cafeteria or subway! We are not sure yet but it's her turn to choose.

Jensen: any chance of us ever meeting or running into eachother?

And there it was, that tone again the tone that told you he was in love with you. that told you your best friend had been right, this guy, the same guy you have been gaming with for years was full on in love with you!

yn: hmm, i dont know are you finally gonna tell me where you are staying and where you will be and when!

jensen: i dont know how does this sound! if we pick a place we text eachother when we get there and we wait to see if anyone looks at their phone when we send the text.

yn: how bout this, i am meeting my best friend in the cafeteria why dont you meet me in the cafeteria! i am sure we have had a few classes together and not even known it.

jensen: of course, thats perfect cause if your gonna be there to meet your best friend anyway then ill meet you there. finally after all this time, we will finally get to meet in person!

Yn: yes it's about time that this happened after all we should have done this from the beginning!

Jensen: ya right! So I guess I'll meet you soon?

Yn: meet you soon! Jay.

Jensen took in a deep breath

Jensen: Aqua.

you smiled, as the voice chat was ended. you had no clue how this was going to go, but at the same time you knew you needed the perfect thing to wear to dinner... just in case.

you sent a text to your bestie, knowing it was the close point to class ending meaning it was study time. so she would look at her texts if you sent her one.

YN (via text): girl help, major thing you were right Jay is in love with me, he wants to meet in the cafeteria tonight, for dinner! so when i meet you ill probably grab dinner with you but he will probably steal me away shortly after that. but girl i dont know what to wear!

in class your best friend Sara looks at her phone, upon hearing it buzz, she made the mistake of letting a huge grin cross her face and a small light giggle escape her lips.

sara (via text): that aqua blue tank top romper! its still got the tags and its comfortable and suitable for any activity that comes tonight. not to worry girl ill see you at the cafeteria in a bit! gotta stop by the locker first!

you recieved the message and went to the closet to grab the blue romper that you were to wear. You did your hair in a clip before putting on your strapless and putting on the romper.

You then picked out your Aqua strapped sandels, did a lip gloss check, grabbed your small shoulder bag and headed out the door to meet your destiny.

You arrived in the cafeteria and went to stand beside yours and your besties normal table. You texted Jay that you had arrived. You got a text from your best friend that she was running late.

You messaged her back saying that was fine, that you would order the usual drinks and hoped that by the time she arrived the drinks would be ready.

It was shortly after you paid for the drinks, that you got a text message from Jensen (Jay), you totally had the biggest grin on your face now. Going back to sit at the table under a light that brings out the Aqua in your outfit.

Jensen (via text): I just got here, let me guess you are wearing Aqua Blue or something similar.

You smiled as you texted back,

Yn (via text): maybe would it surprise you if I were?

Jensen scanning the cafeteria didn't look at the message till his eyes landed on your form from behind.

That's when he saw your message. He was wandered his way over to come up behind you. He didn't even think about this before he said it...

Jensen: no it wouldn't surprise me at all. But I know now that you have been around me and I had not seen it.

You turned around, the voice that calmed you many many times before. The same voice who only short while before this moment had told you he wanted to finally meet you.

You stood and locked eyes with Jensen.

Yn: Jay...

Jensen: it's actually Jensen but Jay works too. Aqua I presume is not your real name either.

Yn: no it's not it's YN. It's nice to know that we have actually quite a few classes together. For art, music and Chem. Bio is obviously chosen for online. I mean please sit, my best friend should be along soon.

You and Jensen sit down and the conversation just flows. As you pull out your notebook and show him the sketched plans for the Minecraft mansion project you both had been working on.

Jensen: seeing this in person, it's really good. Now the design makes so much more sense, it's basically the twin towers or a set of towers that connect into this huge castle. That's what it is a castle not a mansion.

Yn: correct but I guess you are not just say.... You know what I can't stop looking at your eyes it's like a field of fresh spring grass.

Jensen was suddenly alot closer, now sitting directly beside you now made you feel happy and yet a little unstable. Your hormones going crazy.

Jensen was leaning in when a small but thourogh cough came from behind you.

Yn: Jensen this is my best friend and roommate Sara, Sara this is Jay I mean Jensen my friend I play games with.

Sara and Jensen shake hands a quick moment.

Sara: yn side bar please.

You look at Jensen who simply smiles.

Yn: I'll be a few moments just sit tight and make yourself comfy I'll be right back.

Sara and you walked to behind the beam a little bit away.

Sara: so that's him... Oh by the way I have been set up on a blind date with a friend of a friend from physics. So I'll not be home anyway.

Yn: yep and he says that he likes the sketched designs for our Minecraft castle.

Sara: don't worry girl just be yourself pretend you guys are online together and everything will be fine. Now what about dinner

Yn: good question but at least he is hella handsome.

Sara nodded watching your expression as you watched Jensen sitting at the table.

Sara: earth to yn... Yn...

Sara had grabbed your attention as you now started at her with a slightly embarrassed expression.

Yn: sorry I was just umm...

Sara: taking a trip to planet Jensen.

Yn: I'm sorry girl, I don't know what's come over me.

Sara: it's alright I understand the power of love! Looks like I won't be the only one who will have a date for the masquerade ball.

The masq you had not remembered about this till now. You were originally just gonna go stag so you knew you had to ask Jensen about the masq before it was too late.

You didn't even wait for your bestie to say anything before you walked back to Jensen and knelt in front of him and smiled as he looked at you.

Yn: Jensen, will you please escort me to the masq ball in 2 weeks time... And if you don't completely hate me by the end of today will you Jensen be my boyfriend? It will be a fun time and we can ya know...

All Jensen had to do was pick you up soon you around and kiss you as an answer. Your best friend watched happily as you were set back on your feet still kissing your new love.

Once the kiss broke you both realized the entire cafeteria was staring at you both.

Jensen: Sara is it alright if I pay for your dinner tonight and take your roommate for the night?

Jensen hands Sara some money which she simply nods and smiles

Sara: don't do anything I wouldn't do girl. And Jensen keep her safe.

Jensen: with my life Sara!

You go up and hug Sara and smile.

Yn: I'll see you later maybe in the morning. And I'll give you all the dets when I return. I love you girl.

Sara: I love you too girl! Now go be with your man.

It was the second you left the embrace of your best friend that you went with your new man to his quarters.

Jensen: my roommate is out for the evening, said he had a blind date someone in his physics class had set him up with one of her friends...

Yn: my roommate told me she had been set up on a blind date. You don't think...

Jensen: right now I fear I may not be thinking clearly if at all right now.

this begun a long long night, for the door was opened, closed and locked. you were picked up and kissed passionately. your sandels fell off your feet after on the way to the room you had loosened them, your legs wrapped around jensen's waist.

jensen stops kissing you for a moment as he sits on the bed.

Jensen: i do not intend to fully take your virginity till we can be married, but we can certainly have some clothed fun!

yn: i feel you are very very very happy down there as of now. what would you like me to do?

Jensen: grind me baby! ride me till the sun comes up or till we tire. then when dawn wakes us we will see what our roommates got up to. and obviously tell our fans we are finally dating.

jensen kinda pushed out those words kinda grunting as you were moving against his hard cock, you could feel it clear as day with your panties, your romper, his jeans and boxers in the way.

you were not sure of the re precussions of this, but you never wanted to end, for this motion, these feelings, these hidden emotions that were once buried beneath both yours and jensens personas had now emerged.

jensen and you went on like this for another 3 hours. we now go to the moments after you both were done for the 20th time. you were both now cuddled on his bed, awaiting sleep to take you both.

jensen: wow, i have not felt this way in well forever.

yn: i know what you mean. i am so blissfully happy right now that if my best friend were to see me she would tease me till i give up the details.

your phone buzzed at that moment with a phone call from your roommate... you answered it with a bit of a sing song tone to your voice.

YN: hey girl!

sara: hey i forgot my key to the room, do you have yours?

yn: sara how is it that today of all days you forget your key?

sara: i was in a rush if i stopped to check list this morning i would have been late you know thats what happens when we have our morning chats. we loose track of the time.

YN: ya okay fine, by the way your blind date wasnt with jensens roommate was it?

sara: yes it was. why do you ask

YN: come to jensen's room i will hand you the key. and uh, do me a favor when you get back to the room, please turn my system into rest mode. if it isnt already.

sara: be decent when we get there...

jensen having heard this decided to turn on his cam and you both went live on twitch. in his minecraft. sharing a set of ear buds you let jensen intro in.

Jensen: hey peeps! whats good. sorry im kinda introducing solo. its jay here with an exciting announcement. this is a special day, where i thought i was just going to have dinner and take my stroll through the campus turned into me finding my one true love. you all know her and love her. you all speculated when we first started streaming together that we were dating on numerous occassions. well im here to tell you that it finally happened!

yn: what jay says is true! hey everyone its aqua and yes you all were right, Jay and i do belong together we wanted to go live to update you all. but that doesnt...

thats when your phone went off again.

Jensen: we will go live a bit later. we hope to hear from you all soon! peace out.

jensen ended the live. but with good reason! he had missed some texts from Jared! you were now getting a call from Sara...

YN: sara...

Sara was breathing heavily into the phone.

Sara: yn yn help me!!! jared he... i mean we are being chased... its a black shadow... it tried to engulf...

you got up form the bed and the comforting arms of your love and began to put on your shoes and search for your keys.

YN: head for our dorm room, jensen and i are on our way.

You and Jensen were out the door and on the way to the dorm in moments.

Jensen: what is chasing our roommates that has you so spooked.

Yn: demons.

This raised questions that you were prepared to answer, if you were gonna be with him you were gonna have to tell him the truth.

Yn: I have been studying the occult since I was 13, I saw a demon possess one of my childhood friends. I stopped being friends with them after I saved their life plus they moved. So ever since then I've kept occult books and object around me should anything supernatural happen again. And I've studied and learned all that I could. Which is also why im taking intro to the occult. And I now entrust you with this secret as a show of trust for our new relationship.

Jensen: I love you so much and I trust that whatever we face you and I can handle anything.

You now sprinted the rest of the way to your form, in time to open the door and have Sara and Jared slide in followed by Jensen.

Jensen shut the door and you had Jared and Sara sit on your bed. As you rumaged through your closet and opened a cupboard in the wall to reveal your first set of occult objects.

Both Jared and Sara didn't move from the bed cause they were still catching their breath. You were looking at books when Jensen approached.

Jensen: anything I can do?

Yn: grab a bottle of water from the fridge please.

Jensen and you worked on a few things, you taught Jensen how to make holy water and you let him look at the book with which contained the exorcism and the Latin needed.

jensen: yn how do we know which one is the demon, i mean surely there is some sort of way which we can know the answer.

yn: i can think of only one way.

you and jensen carrying the book and the holy water...

yn: im so sorry both of you. this might hurt.

this got both Jared and Sara's attentions.

YN: christo

this being said it was sara and jared both who flinched. but it wasnt possible, 2 demons in one place. not even remotely possible. They started squirming, trying to move from their now prison.

Yn: ya ya ya try and squirm all you want you demonic skanks, you are not going anywhere! That spot you both are on right now is the key of Solomon! You both are trapped, now what is your business here, what is your business with holding our best friends hostage?

Demon 1: ah your the occult bitch who has our master concerned...

Demon 2: well you and your Boy toy I'm afraid are too late the first seal is broken! The next 65 seals will break simultaneously! Once that happens the Lord of darkness, the king of hell, the one cast out of heaven, lucifer himself will rise and at that time the apocalypse will begin!

Demon 1: the end is coming, the end is coming for this world, the new order is gonna be demons use any meat suit they wish and all people who know how to kill us will be slain strung up on crosses!

That was not okay, you threw the holy water on both their forms! That's when you got fed up!

Yn: I invoke the key of Solomon bind these 2 so they may live when the demons are expelled! Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu!

Once the final word spoken by you the demons left your friends bodies and dispelled into the key. Down in a puff of smoke as it were.

Jensen took a seat in your gaming chair as he was mind blown, Sara and Jared were sitting there staring at you, for they had been mentally concious for the entire thing.

Sara: yn what... I mean how...

Yn: call it one of my hobbies. Not one I want as a professional career or anything but ya know how I am.

Jensen: babe that was incredible, you saved their lives, I am honored that you are my one true love.

You smile at Jensen as you both watch your roommates start to slowly pass out.

Yn: guess we should let you guys rest, we will meet for breakfast in the morning before class. And Jensen and I will meet with both his and my RA's and see if we can get our own private room. For future endeavours made easiest.

Sara: well I like that idea, besides I've been your roommate for a good solid year and a half, I think I'm stuck with our routine. Don't worry we will still do dinner and lunch and breakfast and our casual Friday bar hop. Lol. Girl look at this we have both found our happy endings.

You stare outside and watch as the setting sun is covered and all the campus lights suddenly go out. You hold your hands in front of you and a glow emites from them

Yn: well I guess not everything is fine and dandy yet. Guys let me teach you all everything I know about the supernatural! i have a bit of a secret. in the months after high school grad, i took a bit of a road trip to collect a few supernatural/magic artifacts! along the way i learned to harness my inner supernatural gifts. hence the ball of light in my hands. you are gonna freak out a bit but i was classified as a witch in russia and i visited the abby of st carta which is still hosting the valak demon which is still very very cursed infernal haunted ground. umm vatican city is considered the holiest of holy places and there is an ancient order that runs out of the lower levels of the center of vatican city. in transylvania draculas castle is actually still standing and he is staked in a coffin, staked with a enchanted stake that will hold him there as long as no one goes and pulls it out. there are so many legends that are actually real, as real as you and me, we are all real. but for as real as we all are, the threat that is coming for us right now we are gonna have to be the only ones with enough strength and knowledge to fight this war.

jensen comes up and wraps you in his embrace, his arms quelling you into a sweet bliss as you continued to look at your best frieds.

Jensen: babe we can figure this out some more after we all get some sleep. we are all sleeping in here but thats only cause we dont know how safe it is outside. in a few hours when we wake up we will do a sweep and learn what we can from YN about the supernatural. right now we get some rest YN and i will take the other bed you both stay where you are. the life we all knew is gone, obviously we are all in trouble and need to save the world.

You come out of the washroom after changing into something more comfrtoabel for sleeping. you and your boyfriend got into the bed, laying beside eachother with happy as can be.

you turn off the lamp and cuddle into the embrace of your boyfriend knowing that your best friends were already passed out.

YN: how are you doiing with everything that you have witnessed today!

jensen: well my lady, i have to say that we have lots to talk about. but you are the one thing i am absolutely constantly in my world, you are my world and that will never change.

Yn: I just hope the demons and such type things see this as their last and first day on earth they will all be going back to hell. But I have my magic placing traps demonic traps all over the school grounds and in each entry way. The school is about to become enclosed in one giant demon trap, for this will help no one else to get hurt or possessed. Also make it easier for us to do our duty. Now let's sleep.

Like that you and Jensen were out like lights. The roommates you both had with you were long passed out. It was several hours later when you woke up to a sound, really loud and really close by.

Yn: guys up now, we gotta move...

Jensen Sara and Jared all day up and watched you packing a few bags, with books and such type occult objects.

Jensen: babe what's wrong.

Yn: wow all of you are heavy sleepers I'm surprised you all slept through that loud bang a few moments ago. Now hurry up, get ready we will make some stops on our way around. One day hopefully soon we can get back to normal but right now we are at war. Now lesson number one always wear comfortable shoes that means runners not sandals, and number 2 always wear jeans and a jacket of some kind never go into a fight where your skin is anymore exposed than your head. Number 3 wear these around your necks they will keep you from getting possessed. Number 4 do exactly what I say no questions or arguments and we may just survive this. Number 5 I gotta stop to talk to someone on the way around. So Jensen carry the bag, it's heavy love... Sara and Jared keep up and stay alert. If we get seperated coms by text only, no calls and no sounds. Only call fim you are being chassis or if something or someone had you. Alright... Now let's go. Oh Sara bring the lights.

Sara grabs a bag and puts it in her own. You all exit the dorm locking it behind you. You lead the group to the other side of the campus explaining a bit on powers and magic before coming to a small house on the edge of the grounds furthest away from people.

Yn: now the reason why you didn't know I have a brother is because he doesn't get out much. He is kinda well trapped here let me go in first you all stay as close to he house as possible he isn't used to people so much right now. He might be a little hungry so give me a bit and I'll text when you guys can enter.

Jensen: it sounds like your brother isn't...

You kinda giggled.

Yn: human. No he isn't, he is a vampire unfortunate thing happened when he turned 18 and has lived in solitude well other than me ever since. Just stay here.

You kissed Jensen leaving them by the tree, you brought only your purse and walked toward the house. You did the secret knock before entering.

Yn: bro, it's just me. It's happened. We need your help.

You feel your brothers presence behind you immediately you are flipped to the ground, suddenly engulfed in a sparring session with your brother.

You pin him to the ground and he flips you off after 15 minutes. He and you just lay there till he speaks.

Misha: is that what all the commotion is outside.

Yn: yes now I have my roommate, my boyfriend and his roommate outside the house, feed so I can bring them inside.

You throw your bag at your brother, you are thein the kitchen grabbing herbs and begin mixing protection poltices.

You finish mixing the needed herbs when your brother approaches you.

Misha: alright thank you sis, while I put these in the fridge you can bring them inside I'm good. Also, boyfriend.

Yn: long story, tell you later right now I'm gonna go let them in.

You go to the door and wave them inside. They come in and you are embraced by Jensen!

Jensen: I was a little concerned.

Yn: aww that's sweet but my brother would never hurt me. Guys come follow me to the kitchen. Oh you can leave the bags in the living room. It will be fine, then you all can follow me to the kitchen.

You head to the kitchen, your friends are putting the bags down on the floor they follow you into the kitchen. One by one standing close to you and close together.

Misha: I see this is a good time maybe for some stronger stuff.

Yn: break out the whiskey and your book, brother and let's get to work.

after a few minutes, your brother was the first one to speak up.

misha: so jensen, you're the one who my sister has chosen to date.

Jensen: it was mutual, the feelings were always there, it just didnt come out till we met in person after years of gaming together. it wasnt till we met that we realized that we had been closer than we knew.

misha: well at least she is happy and know that if you break her heart i will turn you into a vampire and force you into exile.

jensen: i wouldnt dream of it, cause i have every intent on marrying your sister once we are finished college. but thats if we survive this demonic apocalypse. by the way i still dont understand what we are making.

misha was about to speak when you felt it best to explain it yourself.

yn: protection charms, poltices and things. for anyone possessed that we save. it will help them to not be possessed again. once the world is returned to normal though, you guys might want to consider getting the protection symbols tattooed on yourselves. Misha can you hand me the...

Before you could finish your sentence your brother was already handing you the jar you wanted. To which you simply smiled placing the left over mixture in the jar, which your brother placed in his bag.

You then took out your brothers book which was actually a duplicate of yours and flipped to the daylight spell...

Yn: Misha I finally did it, when I figured it out I put it in both our books for the next time I brought you blood. I'm gonna let you walk in the light again brother.

Misha: but last time.

Yn: last time I didn't have the power I have now. I'll be fine brother. Where's the ring.

Your brother leaves for 2 seconds before coming back with a ring, more of a band really with onyx on the outer rim and lapis lazuli on the inner rim. So it looks like it should be a wedding band but it was the best for your buck you both would get.

Jensen: what's going on?

Yn: just all 3 of you take the poltices and charms to the bags and load some into each bag. This will only take a few seconds then we will kick start all of your powers. Not to worry. Are you ready brother.

Misha: I've been ready for a long time sis.

You used your power to call a ray of sun light through the window and it hit the ring. You were the only one focusing really hard in that moment.

The spell you were doing in that moment would allow your brother to build a life, and for more frequent visits when you were through.

The ring fell back to the table, you picked it up helping your brother put it on. You then let a few more days of sunlight peak through the clouds.

Your brother for the first time in a few years was able to stand in the sun. He picked you up and spun you round. but when he set you back on your feet, he went to stand in the sunlight as he spoke once more.

misha: ya know, i never thought that i would ever walk in the sun again. thank you sis, now for the first lesson i have to teach your friends. never ever ever let your guard down.

yn: your welcome brother, i am glad your taking some initiative. the 3 of you best prepare yourselves.

you said from the counter as your brother lunged himself at your friends/your boyfriend. You just stood and watched, you would teach your half later right now this would keep them on their toes.

After about an hour of the 4 of them fighting, your brother stood above them with a huge grin on his face.

misha: well sis, what happens now...

you looked out the window and smiled devilishly.

YN: now we go to work. and we dont stop till every single son of a bitch demonic asshat is sent back to hell where they came from.

all of you just stared at the world outside, the smoke going every which way but no one knew how this would go but this was how it went, short form, you all went to through the school, freed who you could.

then through the neighborhood, you trained your comrades in the art of magic and combat, parkour included. you taught them how magic is connected through your emotions, if your emotions are not in check your magic will go out of control or just feel draining.

~thats all for now folks. #tobecontinuedatsomepoint~

[faemen]

youre also somehow always on here whenever i decided to post sm and then i see the like and i go 'oh hey its you the cool mutual who also likes yttd but they have a seperate interest in a game series about lawyers yelling at eachother and a game about someone who lost their sibling and looks for them but dramatically and you have a vague idea of what the games are about although you wouldnt mind getting into them but you enjoy the reblogged arts you receive from the mutual anyway because the characters are so pretty...AND they like yttd so they are cool. and theyre a telepathical professional just like you are and express their likings through giving the silly little hearts because laughing at someones post while they dont realize you exist in most cases is very funny and cool.

trying to explain sm to someone gone wrong... now this is extremely detailed ahahhshxjc

but, in short, thank you for that and you are very cool!! i appreciate the little interactions and i would love to talk to you though im also fine with telepathy hahahsdhf just felt like sayin that you can private message me if you want to and are comfy, as i thought doing it firstly myself would be creepy or possibly make someone feel uneasy and i dont want that so your opinion matters most

THIS IS SO LONG STOP

well my bad ahshdj ill end it off here! srry for the rambling

thanks for reading this and i wish you a really good day!!

ITS OKAY IF ITS LONG it was really nice to read and im sorry for making you think im cool or something 😭😭😭 i think youre super cool as well, and thank you for thinking so much ab it fkgjdgjdf but i really dont mind!! im just somewhat,, dry when people actually attempt to friend me i think, so i end up just doing the same thing, just liking and rbing but never actually talking dkfjkldg. but youre always welcome to!! have the best day/night yourself friend :)

[akechicrimes]

Hey crimes, feel free to disregard this tangent but, do u ever feel like P5 inadvertently or otherwise implied Goro was right with his fake “vigilante justice operates outside and the law and thus must be brought to heel” opinion? What with the fact that the Yaldabaoth confrontation implies the thieves work perpetuated humanity’s sloth AND THEN after an entire game showing us the hundreds of people who were at the v least COMPLICIT in shido’s machinations, a system which is (1)

ohhhhh this one is fun!! this is a super neat question, ty for asking!!!

hmmmmmmmmm

im going to try and break this down into parts, partly because persona 5 is such a convoluted mess with its own lines of thinking, so tell me if i dont do it right. the issues are: (1) goro definitely did say that operating outside the law was bad just on principle that you shouldn’t operate outside the law, and (2) persona 5 did definitely go on to say that all of the phantom thieves’ operations outside the law didn’t come to anything in the first place anyway, because they were only targeting individuals instead of mass systemic corruption/their presence was enabling people to become more apathetic.

i think what persona 5 is trying to get at is that it’s not necessarily that acting outside the law is bad, but that, like you said, targeting only individuals doesn’t work as a tactic. so vigilante justice (e.g. batman style of taking down supervillains) cannot compare to societal reform through collective action.

when i say collective action, i mean that i think persona 5 is trying to point out that “systematic” corruption is really just a corruption of many, many, many individuals working in concert--and that “reform” could just be said to be the opposite, which is activism from many, many, many individuals working in concert.

obviously the ending cutscene where akira;s social link network gets together to protest his arrest is the best example of collective reform, but i think one of the things that i rly like about shido’s wide-spread conspiracy is that it does a rly good job of paralleling akira’s social link network, and pointing out that in the same way that shido’s conspiracy is a collective effort of many many many people that make up a “system,” akira’s widespread social link network creates the opposite effect of a collective effort of many many people that make up a force for change. 

which is why having the phantom thieves as a group itself just promotes more apathy--you get one group of people doing all the work for the rest of society, when if anything’s going to change, we need everyone on their feet.

which surprisingly correct, insofar as i’m aware. if society’s going to change in a substantial way, beyond just changing the hearts of a handful of abusers and letting the rest of the system remain untouched, everyone’s got to be involved. collective effort. do your part. wash your hands. stay indoors. don’t forget to vote. seriously, wash your fucking hands.

but when it comes to whether or not persona 5 says that you shouldn’t be acting outside the law... 

i think persona 5 really really really really really doesnt want to be caught promoting lawbreaking while also being You Should Break The Law: The JRPG.

part of this trouble, i think, is just because they need players to actually like the characters in the game, and therefore all the character have sympathetic reasons for breaking the law. because persona 5 has to sell marketable characters, too, persona 5 itself makes it pretty clear that people who operate “outside the law” are usually not evil dipshit criminals who love sin. the people in persona 5 who act outside the law are usually people who dont have enough power to operate inside the law in the first place. akira, the pt, and goro all seem to have resorted to what they did because they had no societal power at the start, wound up with a persona (aka fast and easy power source), and wouldnt have been able to do anything about their situation otherwise. characters who operate outside the law (like takemi with her vaguely illegal practice, or kawakami and her also vaguely illegal sex work, or iwai and his vaguely illegal gun business) are still supposed to be waifus you are sympathetic towards. 

(...i think i accidentally called iwai a waifu? hmm. on second thought, i’ll just leave that sentence as it is.)

and i really do have to point out that persona 5′s attitude of FUCK COPS is insanely strong. like. persona 5 HATES cops. and that doesn’t let up basically ever, at all, at any moment. for anything. persona 5 wants me to believe that makoto will become a good cop in the future, but if i wanted to find an existing good cop, i’d have to go all the way back to persona 4. like!! shit!! goro akechi is the closest thing we have to a good cop, and he has a pet guillotine for CEOs and his middle name is komaeda.

and that part of the big attitude with FUCK COPS is that it’s another way of morally exonerating the phantom thieves. i think... although the game ultimately concludes with “you should probably not break the law any more because the metaverse is gone,” it’s difficult to argue with the fact that persona 5 is a game in which it presents you with 10000000000000 reasons to break the law and feel Great about it.

(another tangent: i feel like one of the big undercurrents of persona 5, and especially the TV station, is that the phantom thieves are justified in their lawbreaking because the police aren’t doing their fucking job. like, someone’s got to keep people safe, and if the cops don’t like the phantom thieves, maybe they should get off their asses and actually get the criminals before the thieves do. akira literally was on live television and he was like ALL COPS ARE BAD and goro was like wow. anyone else think that was really sexy? @ the guy in the glasses in the back, call me later when you’ve leveled up your charm and knowledge.)

so atlus is in this place where they’ve pointed out that people break the law because they dont really have any other choice, and also persona 5 the game HATES cops, and also persona 5 the game cannot tell you that breaking the law is bad because it is literally A Game About Breaking The Law, but at the same time, they cant really go around promoting crime. from a doylist perspective i was 100% unsurprised that they came up with a fancy narrative reason to get rid of the metaverse and their change-of-heart abilities and just the phantom thieves in general, because all of those are a threat to the status quo. although the game might be right that relying on the phantom thieves to change society for the rest of the population makes the rest of the population lazy and apathetic, it’s pretty convenient that this means that the kids are now no longer able to break the law. so persona 5 really wants people to do things the kosher way, e.g. protesting and such. 

hhfmgmhfmghfmgfmghmfhgg. taking this all with a grain of salt, because again, i do think atlus is trying very hard to avoid saying that people should break the law:

i think atlus wants to say that it’s not necessarily acting outside the law that’s not right, but the fact that just loading the phantom thieves with a ton of power makes people apathetic, and changing the hearts of a few individuals is Not enough to get rid of something like shido’s conspiracy. so instead they say, you shouldn’t break the law because it’s not effective without collective reform. 

i think another thing that persona 5 wants us to believe is that for the most effective reform to be achieved, people both inside and outside the law/system have to be involved in the collective effort to improve society. 

e.g., toranosuke wants to be a man of the people--someone who speaks for the people who are outside of the diet, but toranosuke himself is someone inside the diet. sae’s the other good example; the phantom thieves protest akira’s arrest at the end of the game, but sae, as the insider in the justice system, has to be there to hear and work with them. and this might just be because i watched haru’s s link last night, but i feel like takakura is a really good example: haru pushes back against the company’s shitty policies with her “outsider’s” perspective (quoted because she’s technically the largest shareholder, she just hasnt ever been really involved in how the company is run), but takakura, as the company president and most powerful person at okumura foods, has to be there to hear her request and agree with her, and make company changes based on her requests. 

and it’s for this reason that persona 5 wants us to consider maybe lawbreaking isnt morally bad, just not effective.

i wish i could say that that’s more bad atlus writing, but it’s not. i’ve only really examined changing schools on an institutional level, but the best examples of institutional change in school administration have always been cases where the administration, parents, and community members all work together. in some cases, parents bring up requests for the school to accommodate their needs, and the administration listens and works with them. something something--everyone needs an advocate. the point of a lawyer is to advocate for you. the point of a politician/representative is to represent you and your interests. so on and so forth.

(and i also wish that it could be as simple as saying, “wow atlus said something right for once!” because that’s not true, either--acting outside the law can be outrageously effective. persona 5 trying to tell us that acting outside the law to get shit done isn’t effect smells like corporate trying to tell its workers that unionizing doesnt actually do anything.)

(and i also wish that persona 5 would have acknowledged that sometimes, it takes more than just an extremely moral person to change the world. take toranosuke, for example--i’m sure that if he gets elected, he’ll go out there and be a wonderful representative of the people, but at the same time, can’t we also simultaneously acknowledge that any politician who can make “politics” a career for profit will always be incentivized towards self-interest? in the same way that a military for profit will always be incentivized towards war?)

but insofar as whether or not persona 5 thinks that vigilante justice/acting outside the law is in and of itself morally bad--i’d say probably not. i think they want us to think that it’s not effective.

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this is a slight tangent that kind of goes off the issue of whether or not persona 5 is concerned with whether or not breaking the law is moral or effective. i was going back through goro’s dialogue in the engine room--who knows if that’s going to be changed in royal--but i was trying to figure out exactly what the phantom thieves condemn him for. (fucking difficult as fuck considering how bizarre that dialogue was at places.) 

the first one is murder, which goro is unimpressed with (LMAO. KING). the second is that he operated outside the law, to which he replies that they did the same thing (valid). the third is that his form of justice was “selfish,” in that it only served his personal need for revenge. at that point, goro changes the subject--which is not really surprising, since goro admitted long before the engine room that his quest against shido was for his own personal satisfaction. 

that is to say, the phantom thieves can’t say that they don’t operate outside the law, because they do--however, if the phantom thieves can’t be legally exonerated, the phantom thieves are morally exonerated despite operating outside the law because they do it for the benefit of others. that’s actually not an incorrect statement from the phantom thieves, although i dont think they’re doing it for Society Writ Large. the phantom thieves in every single palace have taken on targets to help someone else: firstly ann and ryuji and shiho, then yusuke, then various shujin students being blackmailed by kaneshiro, etc, etc. i remember pretty distinctly that ann insists that she doesnt want to get involved with madarame just for drama or fame (whereas ryuji wants to pick a big target just for the sake of getting famous), but she agrees to get involved with madarame’s palace because she doesn’t want to leave yusuke to possibly kill himself like a previous student.

because the phantom thieves are not able to say that they haven’t operated outside the law in the same way that goro has, the dividing line between them is instead that the phantom thieves are doing so selflessly. but this is just an elaboration on the question of whether or not “is lawbreaking moral?” rather than necessarily “is lawbreaking effective?”

there’s an argument that nothing goro or the phantom thieves did was effective in the long run, and there’s an argument that sae is proof positive that working inside the system won’t be effective, either. 

anyway, unions are effective. so maybe we should agree to wash our hands and join a union.

[oh-theatre]

Objection!: Chapter 13

Chapter title:  A Spooky First

A/n:  Oh look! I'm not dead! And thank god that uh I planned this to come out on Halloween! I've never been so happy! In other news, I LOVE PATTON SANDERS AND THERE IS NOTHING I WOULDNT DO FOR HIM. Also, Character asks are always open and for people asking yes you can do art for this (I've gotten some asks, and IM HONORED SO IF YOU WANT OH MY PLEASE DO) Don't forget to leave me some comments!! They make my day!! And Happy Halloween!! 

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words: 4300

summary: After Romans unfortunate incident, the gang still has to prepare for Halloween

pairings: Eventual logicality, eventual prinxiety, platonic demus, romantic remile

warnings: swearing, blood, hospital, passing out/fainting, poison mention

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“Excuse me, would you like some Xanax? Because you are freaking out and it is freaking me out and we are all freaking the fuck out” Virgil claps, Logan turns to him huffing annoyed.

“Language!” Patton exclaims softly, they face him now the same expression plastering their face.

“Patton!” They groan in unison, he shrinks away, his eyes darting towards Romans empty bed.

“Sorry” He mumbles. He makes his way carefully towards the bed, sitting on the remains. He can hear the pair arguing behind him.

“You're telling me? To not freak out? That's like your brand!” Logan retorts, Patton clutches the bed knowing that that will only spark more of a debate. One Patton would rather not be apart of. “I'm mister can't keep my pants on and freaks out over every little thing” Logan mocks, the lawyer had never seemed so childish

“My brand? Oh, I'm sorry that I'm not ‘mister cold and frozen twenty-four-seven!’” Virgil responds, Logan scoffs. Patton shuts his eyes, feeling like a child again, except he can't escape the arguing parents, he has to get them under control. “No wonder Patton doesn't like you!” Welp there it is, Patton stands now. Now Virgil knew that wasn't true, but it sure would hurt, and that was his only aim.

“Oh I'm sorry, ‘mister oblivious towards Romans feelings’” Logan rushes, praying Patton had not heard the last part. Luckily, Logan had the same agenda, they were upset. Although by the look on Virgil's face, it didn't matter, they had really dug deep.

“Enough! Both of you!” Patton intervenes, quite angrily forcing himself between the pair. He faces Virgil first “You, will apologize to Logan about those awful things. And you will calm down, we are all very worried ok? Roman is our friend and the last thing we need to do right now is argue, understood?” He wiggles his finger in Virgil's face, the frozen detective nods.

“Yes Patton” he whispers, a little too afraid to speak. Now it's Logan's turn, Patton spins on his heel, Logan prepares himself.

“And you will apologize to Virgil, you were just as mean! He is allowed to be worried! Our friend is lying in an operation room alone, and we have no idea what's going on!” Patton takes a deep breath, steadying himself “Got it?” He questions sternly, feeling trapped between his own kids. Except they were grown adults.

“Got it” Logan mumbles shamefully. He had to admit, Patton was very good at conflict resolving. And a little scary. They bow their heads, preferring not to meet the lawyer's eyes, waiting for something to shift.

“Good, I'm going to go and get some coffee, you two” he glares “Are going to fix this and be nice to one another, you're friends, don't forget that” He reminds, Logan and Virgil glance up, locking regretful eyes. “And Lo?” Logan snaps his head towards him “I like you very much” He confirms before promptly leaving the room. Virgil notices the blush immediately, he wonders if Patton knows how much that meant.

“I am...sorry Virgil” Logan begins, going first to rid himself of the jumbled ideas in his mind. “You have every right to be worried about Roman, I shouldn't have snapped” He admits, now feeling the effects of his previous words. “And I shouldn't have said...that about your..brand” He quotes, using his fingers to mimic an air quote. Virgil holds his breath, exhaling only when Logan's shoulders fall.

“Guess it's my turn” he jokes, chuckling dryly. Logan nods, avoiding anything. “I'm sorry dude, you're just worried and I think that just freaked me out a bit cause...you're never worried” Virgil rubs his arm, squeezing it to make sure he's actually there. “And it's fine, my anxiety is usually better than…” He shrugs knowingly, Logan purses his lips.

“You have been doing better lately” Logan notes, recalling the techniques Virgil had utilized.

“I have yeah thanks” He smiles, the pace picks up, there's just one thing neither want to address. A word spoken makes it real. “Ok I'm just going to say it, I'm so sorry about what I said...about you being...and Patton and…” he's rambling now, apologies are never easy. Logan winces, Patton's face standing in the doorway, promising, assuring that he likes Logan. As if the lawyer is so desperate for confirmation. “You're not-”

“Let's not do this, shall we?” Logan interjects. His face reserved once more, Virgil curses himself, so close. “I apologize, and you apologize and that is that” He finalizes, Virgil decides not to push, too exhausted for round two. Thankfully the door opens once more, introducing a new topic. Patton returns, smiling and bright as ever, instantly Logan softens, his face morphs ever so slightly. Virgil wishes he could put Patton's energy, his essence in a bottle or something and just bring it out whenever Logan was tense, annoyed or… just needed some light.

“All happy in here?” He asks cautiously, handing the pair coffee. They share one last look before agreeing to nod, saving themselves and the hopeful figure more distress.  “Yay,” He celebrates weakly, the matter of Roman still fresh in the air. As if on cue, the door slides open once more, a familiar doctor enters. You can hear the trio seize their breath.

“Judge Reial did very well during surgery” He assures, the collective sigh of relief quite audible. “They are finishing him up before rolling him back here…” Patton smiles, the doctor coughs unsure “However, I would like to...discuss what we found...during his operation” He explains, Virgil's internal alert system goes off, his eyes shift.

“What? What did you find?” He requests, wanting the information more than anything.

“I cant...well...I have to wait for the police” Patton's heart drops, tightening his grip around the coffee cup. Virgil wastes no time pulling out his badge, shoving it in the fearful doctors' face.

“No waiting required, what did you find?” He tries again, the doctors swallows, leading Virgil out of earshot.

“We believe…” He glances back at the worried lawyers “That Judge Reial was...poisoned”

~~~

“Alright kiddos, let's just settle in” Emile advises, herding the trio into the cushioned seats of a nearby diner. Remus hopped in first bouncing until he found the perfect spot, Damian followed reluctantly taking a seat next to his new friend, Valerie sat politely at the end next to Emile.

“Mister pickle can I have some fries?” Remus wonders, showing the item on the menu to Emile, his small fingers tremble as he tries to sustain the giant menu.

“Of course, but you have to get something of sustenance as well” He informs, Remus cocks his head, his little brows raise in confusion. Emile smiles weary, not sure how to continue.

“Little kids Em, you gotta use your little kid speak” Remy teases as he joins the group, kissing Emile on the head before sitting opposite him, next to Damian. The little boy waves politely receiving a ruffle of the hair in return. “You gotta eat something else with your fries little man” Remus sighs, hearing this before, Emile averts his eyes.

“Can I have chicken nuggets and fries please?” He decides, growing impatient already. Remy considers it, stroking his chin.

“Only, if you get some carrots” He offers “Take it or leave, final offer” Remus folds his arms, pouting. “Deal or no deal mister Hart?” It almost felt odd addressing anyone other than Patton as that.

“Deal!” Remus exclaims, shaking Remy's hand quite ferociously. “What are you getting?” He turns, asking Damian who is still perusing the menu.

“Mmm I don't know, Papi usually helps me” He comments, Emile pulls out his phone in remembrance, shooting a quick text to Virgil. The kids continue their conversation, finishing their orders and moving onto their colors. Damian and Remus collaborate on a drawing, using purple, yellow, green and blue to create a wonderful world. Valerie sits pleasantly chatting away with Emile, talking about her day. Remy watches, the kids so...oblivious to everything. And Emile so...happy and relaxed. Remy had to wonder what was really going on in his partner's head, he hates to admit it but sometimes it was hard to read Emile.

“Rem? Everything alright?” Emile cautions from across the table, Valerie joins her brother in his activity adding spruce of red to the mix.

“Yeah...I just-”

“Hold on, sorry, I'm getting a text” Emile checks his phone, his eyes tracing the text, Remy watches the reflection in his glasses. “Oh!” He chimes, he looks to the kids who turn their focus towards the bright figure. The twins find it comforting how much he reminds them of their dad. “We gotta eat quick! Your dad is expecting you home soon!” He tells them, Damian pouts returning to his drawing.

What about my dad?

~~~

“I feel bad for leaving Roman” Patton laments, returning home Logan by his side. He helps his fellow lawyer hang up his coat, before inviting him towards the living room. “Would you like a cup of tea? Coffee?” Patton offers from the kitchen through the window that connects to the living room.

“Tea is adequate” He responds examining the newly hung decorations, little pumpkins strewn around each carved. It was quite easy to tell which ones Patton made and which ones the twins did. Logan finishes his observations, sitting at the kitchen counter watching Patton work.

“One cup of tea!” He exclaims, placing the beverage in front of Logan. The lawyer smiles at Patton, thanking him with a nod. “Do you think V is alright?” Patton fiddles with the sugar packets laying in front of him, trying hard not to reach for his phone. He hadn't wanted to leave Virgil and Roman but it was Halloween night. Logan watches carefully,

“I think…” He starts slowly, taking Patton's hand so he stops. “That Virgil will be ok and that you…” Patton looks up, meeting Logans' eyes, only now can they see just how tired they are. “Need to focus on tonight, its good for you, a distraction. Plus, Roman needs his rest and you and Virgil need a break” Logan explains, Patton nods thankfully. The door creaks open, two scurrying feet rush in followed by a disheveled Emile.

“Papa!” “Dada!” The twins shout in unison running directly into their father's arms. Patton was noticeably happier as they made contact. They instantly began rambling about their day as Patton leads them to their room to change, Emile takes a moment to breathe.

“Heya Logan!” He greets finally noticing the lawyer, Logan turns his focus from the spot where Patton had left towards Emile. “Whatcha doing here?” He asks serving himself some tea, Logan had to wonder how many times everyone had been to Patton's house to feel comfortable enough to do as they please.

“I was invited for Halloween” he responds, Emile's smile glistens. “Where is detective Nyx, might I ask?” he references the empty spot next to the doctor.

“He’s dropping off Damian at Virgil's house” Emile clarifies, Logan nods finishing his drink. He makes his way around counter washing his dish in the sink, Patton returns a moment later.

“Well, they are off getting ready! They are much too excited for this” Patton proclaims, Emile giggles delighted for the twins. “Thank you so much for dropping them off” Patton turns to Emile, the doctor waves it off grateful to spend time with the twins.

“It was nothing, you know how much I love them” Emile admits, Patton laughs softly giving his friend a farewell hug before watching him depart. The twins emerge after a moment, Valerie first spinning around as she shows off her outfit. Logan has to commend Patton, his handiwork on the clothes was astounding. She wore a poofy top with a red sash around her, slowly going out into a short skirt with leggings. She had a fake and very dull sword by her side, and a tiara lay perfectly on her head.

“Beware! It is I! Princess warrior Valerie!” She announces swinging her sword around. Patton claps, laughing delightfully. She jumps into his arms, hugging his neck. “Thank you, papa!” She says nuzzling herself comfortably into his arms.

“Of course angel face,” Patton says kissing her on the forehead before releasing her to play. She takes a swing at Logan, he tilts his head confused but understands after a while ‘falling’ off his chair. Valerie giggles, covering her mouth as she does so. Patton sighs content, shooting a grateful glance towards the lawyer, hoping the dim lights covered his blush. Luckily he wouldn't have to know seeing as Remus joins the group soon after.

“Behold!” He pauses turning to Logan “Is that the right word?” He wonders, Logan nods proudly that Remus even listened to the man's ramblings sometimes. He resumes his position showing off his own royal outfit. The green was prominent, meshing beautifully with the dark black. As opposed to Valerie's outfit, he was messier and fluffier. He waddled around the room, showing off his outfit. Quickly tackled by his sister as the pair engage in a mock fight, careful with one another.

“Kiddos!” Patton stops them checking the time. “Ready to go?” He asks, the twins share a glance before turning back to their father and nodding ecstatically. Patton chuckles turning to the table where he left a witch hut, putting it on carefully. Logan genuinely thought that Patton couldn't get any…

“Cuter! I'm cuter!” Remus claims, he pudges his face, pursing his lips “Look!” Patton sweeps the boy off his feet, placing him comfortably in his arms.

“You're both adorable” He reassures, Remus grins holding his trick-or-treating bag steadily. Logan takes this as his cue to collect Valerie, she wastes no time jumping into his arms, causing an ‘umph’ to escape him.

“I...concur” Logan adds as Valerie stares at him with nothing but joy. They were really cute, Logan wasn't one to deny that.

“Remember we’re going to go for a little bit and then meet up with Virgil and Damian, go with them for a little while and then come home and-” The twins are ready. Disappointment should not have been what Logan felt at the mention of meeting up with Virgil.

“Movies!” Remus exclaims, squirming in his dad's arms.

“Candy!” Valerie adds, Logan chuckles at their antics. Patton nods, he leaves a bowl of candy outside with a neatly handwritten sign with the message ‘Take two! From me to you!’, he leaves the string lights on and locks the door.

“Alright, here we go” He smiles, the bustling street full of kids chattering excitedly to collect candy. Logan has to wonder what is so enticing about walking around for hours, on foot, bothering the neighbors for an unhealthy amount of sugar.

“Down! Down!” The twins chant wanting to be one with the others, Patton sighs looking around before hesitantly setting Remus down keeping a delicate grasp on his small hand. Logan follows suit holding on to Valerie's hand for safety. The twins jump and bounce around as they walk, finally deciding on a house. Remus, with a lift from Patton, rings the doorbell. They wait practically vibrating as the owner comes to the door.

“Trick or treat!” They exclaim together, holding out their custom made bags, as the door swings open. Logan and Patton smile politely at the woman as she fills up the bag, complimenting their outfits and wishing them well on their journey. The rest of the night goes similarly, the twins go from house to house filling up on candy. Slowly the quartet falls into a routine, the kids are allowed to wander freely as long as they don't go too far and Logan gets a moment to breathe.

“Having fun?” Patton inquires, his eyes fixated on the skipping twins who sing a sweet tune ahead of them. Logan sighs, the night was cool but not too bad. Patton, with the addition of his witch hat, was wrapped up cozily in a grey coat. Logan wore a darker coat, longer as well.

“I am having an enjoyable time Patton” He assures, it's quite obvious to tell Pattons nervous. But logan wasn't lying, sure there were moments where he felt uneasy or out of his comfort zone but it was enjoyable. Not having to think about the case or murders. He wonders if Patton knows how amazing it is he gets to experience this, Logan himself never got to do Halloween but this was the twins first time. Something they would remember forever and Logan got to be apart of that.

“That's good, I'm glad you're here” He admits, Logan's face feels hot almost immediately. Patton releases a quick, shaky breath, rubbing his shoulders in a fast motion. “I hope they are bundled up enough, its really quite cold” He expresses, the twins seem fine. With the amount of clothes, Patton made sure they wore, and the amount of heat they circulate by running around proves that. He blows warm air into his hands, wishing he had brought gloves.

“Here,” Logan says taking Patton's arm and linking it with his. It could be debated whether it was for more...self-indulgent reasons but Logan's body heat (As proven by research, he swears) would transfer towards Patton. He expects some kind of retaliation or resistance but Patton adjusts comfortably. Neither could tell whether the redness present on their face was due to the weather....or… ”Better?” Logan asks distracting himself from his thoughts.

“Better” Patton clutches tighter, yawning as they continue.

~~~

“Dee? I'm home!” Virgil calls out setting his things down. A moment later two figures appear, Damian, all dressed up in his wizard cloak and hat, waving around a little wand. Remy appearing behind him. “Well look at you!” Virgil admires kneeling down as his son comes pummeling towards him, wrapping his arms around his dad's neck and hugging him.

“I'm ready! I'm ready!” He dances around, Remy chuckles watching him go.

“Alright alright, how was your day?” He asks taking a coat off the rack. Remy sits at the table, pulling out his phone, no doubt sending a text to Emile.

“I had so much fun! Papi, I made a friend! And then we went out to eat! And then we came here! And I played with goo!” Damian explains, Virgil has to wonder if he already has sugar in him, the boy was never this...hyper.

“You made a friend? That's so good, I'm very proud of you” He encourages grabbing Damian's treat bag, his squiggly name inscribed under the inside flap should it ever get lost. Damian nods, trying his best to drag Virgil to the door, revving to go. “Hold on” Virgil laughs, he walks over to Remy. “Thank you so much for dropping him off” He acknowledges, Remy shakes his head waving it off

“Dude anytime, as much as I would love to stick around I gotta go, Emile and I have plans” He smiles coyly, Virgil swats his arm frowning. “Not that you weirdo, I mean actual plans” He corrects, Virgil sighs. “See ya” He dismisses himself, hugging Damian goodbye as he goes.

“Okey! Time to go” Damian decides, Virgil shakes his head chuckling, no point in delaying. He shuts the house down, putting a bowl outside with candy before starting on the street, a very tugging Damian in his hand.

“Where to first?” He asks his son, Damian points forward with no specific target in mind. Virgil shrugs and follows his son to the first house. Damian had done this last year and considered himself an expert, bouncing from house to house, until finally, they were to meet up with the others.

“Papi...carry” Damian requests, his small hands grabbing towards his dad. Virgil smiles sweetly picking him up, they walk slowly back towards the meeting spot. Virgil would have been worried about missing them but the sounds of shrieking were a pretty good clue. Emerging from a darker street Virgil walks up to them.

“Hey” He greets, Patton swivels around taking Logan with him, as Patton unlinks himself to say hello to Damian, Virgil gives Logan some much-deserved shift eyes. Receiving a glare in return. “How's the night going?” He asks handing Damian to Patton, the little boy seemingly found some extra energy. The twins join the group hugging Virgil's legs as hello, he ruffles their hair, picking up Valerie who seems more adamant to say hello.

“Good! The neighborhood is really bustling tonight” Patton replies, allowing Damian to fiddle with his glasses. Remus pouts feeling a little too short, Patton nudges Logan hopeful. Logan nods offering his own arms to Remus whos mood improves as he takes his place in Logan's grasp. Following Damian's example, he removes Logan's glasses playing with them.

“Look! I look like uncle Patton!” Damian shows, the glasses practically falling off his face. Remus giggles placing Logan's own specs on his face, Logan isn't sure whether his heart can take anymore, or if he's upset.

“I look like LoLo!” Remus decides, it's safe to say, Virgil and Patton couldn't contain their laughter. More than embarrassed, Logan takes his glasses back, desiring to see once more. Damian, bless his little hands, tries his best to place pattons glasses back on the lawyer's face, succeeding only slightly. He fixes them, smiling tightly at the little boy.

“Alright, where to next?” Patton queries. Virgil turns his focus from playing with Valerie towards Patton.

“I don't know, why don't we ask LoLo?” Virgil teases, Logan groans knowing he won't be living that down.

“I'm going home if you continue with your mockery” Logan informs. Patton smiles sweetly watching the pair. Virgil and Logan continue their exchange walking ahead, Patton follows with a sleepy Damian in hand. He releases a breath, he had tried so hard but he missed Roman. He missed the way he entertained the kids, he missed his smile, his booming voice, he missed his friend. He catches up taking his place next to Logan, his energy dulls now, he's exhausted and it finally caught up to him.

“How about a few more houses? And then we settle in for the night?” Virgil proposes, Patton yawns nodding lazily. The kids, as much as they want to have the energy to continue, enjoy the prospect of cuddling on the couch. Virgil examines the trio before laughing his words “Or maybe we just head home” He decides. And so they did, returning to Patton's home after a while. Logan, Virgil, and Patton set the now napping kids on the couch, placing a blanket over them. Patton removes the now empty candy bowl, locking the house as he returns.

“Guess they tired themselves out” Patton comments, Virgil nods stroking Damian's head from behind the couch. Logan sits on the other side, he's not sure how it happened but Remus and Valerie had found their place huddled up with Logan and he was not going to move and risk them waking up. Patton finishes cleaning up, sorting the candies into respective jars labeled for each kid. Once finished, he joins the other two in the living room, stopping himself at the sight of Logan adjusting the blanket so it fits atop both twins. He goes over leaning slightly. “You don't have to do that” He whispers, Logan shakes his head softly.

“It's alright, wouldn't want to wake them up” He lies, honestly he is quite comfortable and the image laid out in front of him is not a sore sight. Patton fights the urge to squeal and hug Logan, instead he nods making his way towards Virgil.

“Hey” Virgil greets, his voice low as he watches Damian's little breaths, his chest puffing in and out as he sleeps.

“You wanna spend the night here? I wouldn't want you to have to drive home at this hour” Patton offers, Virgil ponders for a moment, his own anxieties of intruding overlooked by pure exhaustion.

“Yeah but only if you're totally ok with it” Virgil ensures, Patton nods immediately leaving to set up the guest bedroom. Virgil cradles Damian to go and help, closing the door quietly behind him. “So...Logan staying over?” Virgil raises his voice no, not too much as to not wake his son.

“Oh! Well I don’t want to bother him and honestly, the twins love him and I don't mind having him around so...I suppose” Patton babbles, carefully crafting the bed for the pair. Virgil groans softly, Patton cocks his head.

“Oh come on Pat, go for it!” He enunciates, Patton shakes his head, face riddled with confusion. “With Logan! It's been four years...and longer technically” Virgil glares, Patton stops his grip tightening on the bedsheets, he takes a breath shutting his eyes.

“I don't want to...go through it again” He pauses sitting down, Virgil softens taking a seat next to him. “I know it's silly but...what if Logan...is exactly like Liam?” His voice is so low now, his words seize into a fearful whisper. “I just can't do that again” He slumps his shoulders rubbing furiously at his eyes, his glasses lifting as he does so, clinging to the tiniest ear.

“Logan would...never do that” Virgil hopes, he wants to say something to Patton but how does he know? In all honesty, he doesn't want to see Patton go through that again. Virgil watched Patton suffer silently for years, he knows ...hopes that Logan would never do the same but even the idea…

“I know…” He starts, he shakes his head, a squirmed breath “I know, let's just forget about it” He says standing quickly.

“Patton”

“No it's fine” he refuses to meet Virgil's eyes “I'm fine”

[dopposhusband]

Which Hypmic boys could I fight and win

This is my official declaration of which hypmic boys I could kick the ass of and who would kick my ass, like real ass kicking, no hypmics because theyd all beat me because I cant rap :(. (Lets be honest the outcomes arent going to be surprising)

ICHIRO YAMADA could kick my ass, honestly, any fight with him is instantly going to become a 3v1 if his brothers are around. However, on the off chance they aren’t there, a fight with just him would still end with my loss, it’d just take a little longer. And since hes such a damn weeb he’d do that stupid anime trope thing where he offers me his hand to help me back up and Ill reluctantly accept it, then the rest of the series is us trying to figure out who we are to each other. Are we friends? Enemies? Lovers? I don’t know, all I know is that I can’t wait for the day he kicks my ass again. My win odds 3/10

JIRO YAMADA can and will kick my ass, it doesn’t take much to give him the will to fight, especially if it involves Ichiro. I don’t even have to have a bad relationship with Ichiro, hell I could just be spending a little too much time with him and Jiro would tell me to meet him outback. While I may not win physically, the moment Ichiro and I marry I will continuously remind him that I’m his brother-in-law now and if he keep being mean to me I will take away his switch. My win odds 2/10

SABURO YAMADA will get his ass kicked, look at this absolute nerd, this loser. Whats he gonna do?? Call me big words I dont understand?? While he was learning to read I was studying the blade, ha go back to the math Olympics, nerd. Although, beating up Ichiros youngest brother isn’t a good look so while Saburo won’t do it, his brothers will sure as hell kill me. My win odds 9/10

SAMATOKI AOHITSUGI will kill me, there is no ass kicking with him, hes a yakuza ffs???? HE like kills people for a living??? Like he threatens to kill the people who work under him??? You think he wont absolutely kill me for trying to start a fight??? Bruh? My win odds -10/10

JYUTO IRUMA will kick my ass, this guy is a corrupt police officer, Im sure hes had his fair share of Yakuza run ins. Im sure he has dealt with stronger people than me in groups, also speaking of corrupt like hell this guy is gonna fight fair. My only chances of winning against him is if I can take a chair against his head faster than he could to me. My win odds 1/10.

RIO BUSUJIMA would kick my ass so quick, hes also such a sweetheart, why would I ever to begin with??? Im sure he’d let me get a few hits in before I realize that they do absolutely nothing to him, then he’d knock me out in one go,,, Im sure Id wake up like half an hour later and he would have made me some scorpion soup and some lavender drink because the only reason I must've started that fight was because I was hungry. Of course I eat all of it because he deserves it, he made me such a nice meal after all. My win odds 0/10.

RAMUDA AMEMURA will get his ass kicked, but not by much, I may have the height and weight advantage but hes a lot faster. Honestly, he’d probably either out run me or exhaust me before I can really get to him. If I do get him, he def feels like the kinda person to go for the eyes so Im sure Ill at least be leaving the fight with a black eye. My win odds 7/10.

GENTARO YUMENO will get his ass kicked, this for some reason took a little bit to think about. Gentaro is another nerd although not on Saburo level, he is one of the few people in the hypmic world who can read. My win odds 8/10.

DICE ARISUGAWA will get his ass beat, in terms of ability to fight Im sure Dice can hold his own, I can totally believe he’s been in a few fights because his dumbass keeps going all in when he has no money. However, I am sick of lending him money and then having him come to my house half naked because he lost it all playing Poker, then for him to leave at 3 am after eating me out of all my food. Dont get me wrong, hes my friend but sometimes you gotta beat the shit out of your friend. My win odds 777/10.

JAKURAI JINGUJI would kick my ass, Jakurai is a very civil man so I doubt he would ever get into a real fight with me. Hes a doctor so Im sure he could hit me in just right place to subdue me, a very good man and Im terrible for going after him. An update, I got far enough in the manga and he really does subdue people with body water or whatever. My win odds 0/10.

HIFUMI IZANAMI will get his ass beat, Hifumis talents include sewing, cooking, cleaning and rapping about champagne towers. This man is not built for fighting, he is soft and I will absolutely destroy him. My win odds 9/10.

DOPPO KANNONZAKA will get his ass beat, he wouldnt really fight back if I did and he’d probably just apologize during and after it. I may come out completely unharmed but know that Im beaten emotionally, would you even call it a win? This poor man just wants to sleep and drink his lavender, why couldn’t I just let him rest. I love you Doppo and Im sorry. My win odds 10/10. 

SASARA NURUDE is a funny clown man honk honk 🤡. My win odds 5/10.

ROSHO TSUTSUJIMORI will get his ass beat, put me in the right setting, give our fight an audience and Im sure he’ll knock himself out. My win odds 6/10.

REI AMAYADO would kick my ass, fuck this guy. My win odds 0/10.

KUKO HARAI would kick my ass, Kuko is a wild animal, he is rabid with nothing to lose. With one bite from him, Ill have contracted rabies in its most prime and deadly form but hey I like to think I can get one punch in before I went rabid yknow? My win odds 1/10.

JYUSHI AIMONO will get his ass beat, but why would I?? he is an absolute babey??? I may beat him now but I will pay for my sins at the gates of hell.  My win odds 10/10.

HITOYA AMAGUNI will get his ass beat, stupid lawyer man, I could take you on, you absolute baboon, you will be obliterated by my hands. I will win simply because I want and deserve it more, but he will win the lawsuit when he sues me for aggravated assault. ooo i hate his stupid hair. My win odds 8/10.

[sikereviewdotcom]

wilfred (2011) - season 1 ep1 “happiness” review

ok so today were reviewing fucking "wilfred" basically its a story about a depressed guy who tried to kill himself but he failed because hes a pushover in life and even suicide is mocking him yea jk actually his sis prescribed him placebo so the meds he used in his suicide attempt were useless yada yada

then he sees his neighbours (on who he tots have the hots for) dog as a man and hes like lol wtf why is there a furry standing in my yard? im not into dogplay dudette, please dont do this to me ah-

unfortunately for him the chick, on the next day asks to take care of her dog meanwhile because idk shit happens in her house? and she has to work? yea something like that so anyway he accepts because hes into her and out of it aswell more out of it than anything tho

our man, ryan is pretty disturbed but it happens anyway he has NO control over his life so why would he have control on  a dog fursuit wearing 40 yo man? yea exactly wouldnt make sense

wilfred enters his house and smoke a damn bong thats right, a very efficient way to introduce what kind of character were up against see, jason gann has the perfect face for such character looking all dirty in that suit with a big ass black painted dog nose you gotta think "that dawgs up to no good" and youd be damn right keep reading to discover why so basically nm happens in this episode if it isnt the setting of all the shit because well ryan has a lot of issues and its gonna get worse you cant believe this dog is gonna make things better for ryan not really hes just scamming the loser with cheap tricks and drugs

btw after (trying) to vape or w/e with wilfred, the man falls asleep, wakes up because his sis whos a bitch, remember her

its important to spot whos a bitch in each show ill be reviewing its pretty easy to balance whos the antagonist and who isnt although it often is much more complexe than that which is why im here making it all very easy and very interesting, aside from lost cases like the magic school bus i cant make that shit any worse nor TOO better like i have limited power my reviews are sike but some shows are just nah back to our whipped cream: ryans depression: he is jobless ok? so his sis is mad that he doesnt make the effort to come work and do what he has to also he used to be a lawyer btw because his father wanted him to be and then his father died and he lost his job and he hated being a lawyer so w/e but he also seemingly lost all reasons to live and redacted more than one suicide letter so im not sure what to think about it he was really eager to die yknow his sis couldnt care less tho its like "yo stop ruining my image im trynna get you a job in my hospital fuckface" yea see that why shes an inconsiderate bitch

so instead of going to work because of wilfred, ryan takes him for a while btw that vermin also tries to get elijah (the actor playing ryan is elijah wood obvs btw so this series already gets 5 points to begin with i dont make the rules) to throw a tennis ball and dont forget this ball ok? its gonna come back and start a whole drama its the beginning of our adventure a ball

next theyre in a restauration thing eating chips and drinking a beer together dog and his friend then the waitress comes and

happens the tiddies eating, it almost one fucking minute im sure we could all feel the embarassement of having your animal rubbing its balls and penis against your friend whos over for the nights leg in the middle of spring and youre just trying to get it back but wow the hormones are hitting it hard its like a cleaning robot vibrating on a grandma whos cardiacs chest and you trynna take that little asshole away but for some reason its rubbed in olive oil so not only does it reeks of olive, its also slippery as heck and you can see your grandma spasmming on her soon-to-be deathbed, she has spasms for god sake no the robot no someone stop it from stimulating the old ladys torso ah shit marguerite died after drowning in her drooling 

not even died of an heart attack nah, it was such a messy death she suffered so much no one could do anything its like the robot was sentient yknow and well same goes for wilfred hes making it on purpose but uses the excuse : he likes the boobs it nothing personal, ryan

w/e they leave after paying (not for the side tits tho, it was a freebie for dogs) after that shit happens (i wont spoil you EVERYTHING, im just painting a pic here ok?) at this point you could wonder "is wilfred being a dick on purpose or its just about said instincts? how much percentage of his behavior is actually dog and how much is ryans mind (the guy is deranged  there is no denying that but how much? )) whats sure is that his owner likes her dog vm and hes maining that chick

good for him? but it also happens that before that, elijah just threw the ball above the gate and into his much less friendly neighbour because he was sick of the dog asking to throw it and so yea, there is a tension between ryan and wilfred not any kind of tension, exactly the kind of elija x reader fanfic i wanted to read except pov: im a canine furry and i smoke weed on a daily basis and im a jackass

theyre almost breaking up someone does something about it i was seriously getting into it wow oh no fuck look at me tearing one or two here

rip their new born bromance? or... is it all there is to it? well see no obviously its the problem we were waiting for because when our fella enters back home and idk whatever else happens its night and his sister comes home and she goes all "lol actually i gave you placebo itd be dangerous otherwise you numbfuck" but shes quickly muted once our man notices his dog friend in his yard... its time for a reunion a heart to heart conversation to proceed so he has to ditch his sis which he casually does bros before hoes

its again about the ball which HE WILL go and fetch by passing over the fence to get in neighbours yard but damn it cant be just that? wouldnt it make a lame crappy story? we need some actions, we got the tits, the beer, no job, delinquency has no limit so fuck it says the dog as he smashes the window and enters the bikers house because he SMELLS (like he smells the shit streaks you have on your pants) the weed, ryan is like "no fuck bro no shit fuck ah-" then sees the damn weed which they steal ok? hes really a pushover he has not got the right idea of stopping being one because thats what his new friends supposed to be here for yknow trynna get his loser into a winner, that lil camper gotta level up his game, go get into the business of life barging in kicking the door to enter, no shame nor hesitation were trying to make him STEP UP for HIMSELF but guess what? ill tell you later or itd be a spoil in a spoil surely a bad paradoxal medium w/e business going on blablabla theyre up to no good thats for sure as sure as how much ryans actually enjoy this the mans into this pee slash poop affair:

spoiler alert: he does it and

im just quoting him here : he never felt more alive nor glad to be so i guess thats whats life about shitting in peoples affair, stealing weed plants and quitting your job on your first day (you havent showed up tho so w/e you never really worked in that place no one knows you its all good you can get back in that place looking innocent and smiling with your broken ribs "yea nah i never had a job here and ditched yall huh" thats foxy of him kinda but not really since he had no intention back then to do anything for himself it was all strings pulled by a fucking dog hilarious really im having a kick haha no

so what next? theyre best friends? man and dog, a wonderful friendship happens he has no more family to support him but HE HAS A DOG guys he was so into it im feeling sorry for this hobot-to-be schizophrenic man

i wont spoil you but trust me when i say not to trust a furry who eats tits on your first date

in conclusion: it was a pretty decent first episode ill update my final thoughts on the first season once im done watching it but so far its recommandable the camera work is pretty cool like its not just thoughtless filming we actually have a nice feel to it, the setting of the series is esthetically pleasing you get nice colors and it aint boring, its not like a FRIENDS episode yknow? dawg i dislike how boring it looks filming wise for start but damn i aint reviewing FRIENDS rn so next, the comedy? after all its a comedy genre series not a drama, idk if id review an actual depressive show on here thatd bum the vibe out ok? i know im making all my revs awesome w/e it is that i choose to rate and comment but still im serving you a plate of my finest sheez not any fizzle in the mizzle ok?

anyway yea the humor aint bad, i havent laughed my ass of but i did find it amusing to watch the jokes may actually kick in in the second episode ill have to update this rev alright? just hang on to your balls peeps this fam will serve in due time

rating: 7,5/10 scenery/camera work 7/10 comedy 8/10 interest/entertaining points total: 7,5/10 for a first episode is fine enough to be recommanded, like a "give it a chance" sorta case yknow isnt the most hilarious show youll watch but its fine especially if youre into homoromantic tension between a furry and elijah wood 

jk 

tg, out

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale 3.09 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- Choni ❤️❤️❤️ But “stealing from.the rich to give to, well, us” what? Cheryl… YOU’RE RICH. Give some of the money to the Serpents They need it a bit more than you do baby. BUT BITCH THEIR FIRST I LOVE YOU I’M—

- Five weeks of the quarantine… that would have made an INCREDIBLE story line? Seriously? It would have been amazing to see Sweet Pea being temporary king while Jarghead and FP were gone. But no… let’s just skip the good part? What the fuck kinda writing skips.a great plot?

- “All physical contact must be kept to a minimum?” um… literally WHY? There’s literally NO reason for that to be a rule? Also fuck off Moose no ones likes a tattle tale and we all know that you’re slumming it up with Kevin after school so leave my babies alone. Oh. it’s for the seizures? Really? Dude SEIZURES ARE NOT FUCKING CONTAGIOUS YOU STUPID FUCKERS OH MY GOD. Stop trying to keep then gays from being cute!!!!!!!

- The RROTC made the rules? Dude they don’t run the school lmao that’s NOT HOW THINGS WORK

- JOSIE SINGING!!! MY BABY VERONICA!!! UGH FUCK ME UPPPP

- VEGGIE. VERONICA IS LOOKING AT JOSIE’S INCREDIBLE SINGING WHILE REGGIE IS AWING AT VERONICA I’M—

-  Ew and then my mood is ruined by bughead waking up 😷😷😷

- Betty put all of those girl’s… in HER house? THE COOPERS CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES LET ALONE THOSE GIRLS. Also don’t they fucking have families? And yes, Betty, that scream definitely would wake up your mom because they have those motherly instincts and they’d think their child was hurt, so ofc she’s going to wake up.

- They want to play… G&G… are you kidding me? I kinda get that it makes them feel better because that’s how they had it in SOQM but still WHY? JUST PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC OR SOMETHING AND TAKE A BATH.

- Of course Jughead goes from his horrible leadership to “I left you too long” stfu right now your priority is the Serpents and who’s dealing the drugs (although I know who and uhhhh leave them alone he has to stay alive somehow)

 - They don’t even have an elected Sheriff yet? WHY? SHERIFF KELLER DIDN’T DIE DID HE? THEN FUCKING REINSTATE HIM??? IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD YOU STUPID FUCKS

 - “Maybe that means that Archie could come back home” wE KNOW YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HIM BETTY. Barchie!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

- Reggie ❤️❤️❤️ WOAH WHAT NO LEAVE HIM ALONE? HE ALREADY GETS ABUSED BY HIS FATHER! But aw Ronnie gets to take care of him I’m—

- Hiram really is trying to hustle his daughter wow so uhhh he does know that his daughter is the incredible Veronica Lodge, right? She’ll find a way lol we all know the queen can do everything

- “Has anyone ever told you you’re a badass?” Wow Reggie is so fucking into her I’m just 😭😭

- If Vegas gets hurt RAS will LITERALLY DIE.  I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I’M NOT READY FOR THIS. Also there’s no way Vegas wouldn’t have seen or heard the bear behind him but sure whatever. ARCHIE JUST BC SHE’S ZONING OUT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T HEAR HER. JUST DO WHAT SHE SAYS JESUS. Also how convenient that it suddenly doesn’t work.

- “They imprinted on me” Betty NEVER say that again that was gross as fuck. “But as their queen, they are your responsibility, not mine” bitch Betty can’t be a queen no matter how hard she tries, and she (nor Jughead) know how to take care of anyone but themselves so… Alice unless you want Betty to end up killing them, this is where you, as the mom, undermine her and take them to the farm. Of course I don’t trust the farm but it’s much safer than the Cooper house hold because they have the resources to spare, the Cooper’s don’t.

- Hey here’s an idea… since you can’t get to Hiram using the nuns because they took a vow of silence (cowards) then maybe… just maybe… OUT IT AS A CONVERSION THERAPY HELL SITE AND USE THAT INSTEAD? But we know Betty doesn’t want to save the gays so 😷😷

- I love Josie’s singing but why is she singing in an empty lounge? REST HER VOCALS.

- I used to love Hiram’s evil-ness but now he just shows up all the time and it’s getting annoying. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END THIS FUCKING PLOT SO VERONICA CAN FOR ONCE GET HER OWN STORY THAT BETTY DOESN’T TAKE, THAT DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND HER FATHER OR A GUY. SERIOUSLY. They have so much potential with literally any other character but still decide to force Bughead and their separate characters down our throats. Like at this point honestly just kill them both off Jesus Christ

- Jughead… this is a gang… they’ve always sold drugs? At least, weed, but still? You have to take into consideration that you were gone, and they were placed under quarantine, and they needed money. You can’t blame any of them for dealing with Hiram you whiny piss baby. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

- God it bothers me that Jarghead is such a lowsy king. When do we get Sweet Pea overthrowing him? pLEASE WE NEED IT SO TONI CAN LEAD BESIDE HIM. Maybe Swangs (even though I know what happens) and Choni can co-lead the Serpents

- Cheryl speaking facts! AND MY BOY FANGS. Jughead had NOTHING to say to Fangs and FP had to step up and cover for Jughead, because he was right. What else are they supposed to do? Gangs are supposed to do bad shit? Jughead has done ultimate horrible shit and suddenly he’s going to act like a gang is supposed to be clean? Jughead do your research that is not what gangs do. Also, if FP is going to be at every fucking Serpent meeting maybe he should, you know, take his spot back. He’s a MUCH better leader than Jughead, even though I’d prefer it be one of the founding members like TONI FUCKING TOPAZ or something.

- I love how no one really does the “in unity there is strength” thing. Like, they know they’re being lead to slaughter basically and FP is just letting it happen. Also, they’re running the gang into the ground. There is no more unity because JUGHEAD’S STUPID POWER-HUNGRY ASS ISN’T DOING SHIT TO HELP THE GANG. Also also Betty looks so out of place and awkward there. Can’t wait for Archie to come back and for her to realize that he almost died and then realize she can’t live without him and that she loves him and finally bughead can split for good and barchie can rise

- If Veronica paid why the FLYING FUCK did they go after Josie? FucK OFF HIRAM

- Polly you had to say his name. LEAVE MY BOY ALONE.

- FANGS CRYING STOP STOP STOP MY BABY BOY NO NO NO

- “We could’ve helped you” JUGHEAD YOU LITERALLY JUST BANNED CRIME. THE SERPENTS HAVE NO MONEY WHAT ELSE WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO? Also they can’t get mad at him bc this was before Jughead got back and did the stupid crime law like a hypocrite

- DUDE FANGS DID THIS BEFORE THE FUCKING RULE YOU STUPID FUCKERS? LIKE??? DO YOU HAVE NO BRAIN CELLS?

- Oh Jughead has one brain cell left? I know he ends up being cancelled but he’s not… yet.

- CHONI BREAKING IN AND STEALING SHIT YES BITCH

- Why is Archie hallucinating playing G&G? Like doesn’t this mean he’s playing by himself? The fuck?

- Dead ass Cassidy telling Archie it sounds like his fault that all that happened, you can tell that this is Archie’s mind because he always blames himself for things that have nothing to do with him. Because we know that it’s definitely NOT his fault. None of it is.

- Cheryl just HAD to kiss the picture

- JERONICA. JERONICA. JERONICA. JERONICA. JERONICA. JERONICA. JERONICA. MY FANFIC IS COMING TO LIFE. JUGHEAD AND THE SERPENTS PROTECTING VERONICA YASSSSSSSSS

- I’m mad that they didn’t have Joaquin not actually die. Like, Sweet Pea and Fangs were close to him? They could have faked his death like what the fuck

- YES WE LOVE AND STAN LAWYER MCCOY

- How did Jughead know that Toni was involved? Cheryl was the only one who left a stupid calling card.

- THE TEARS WELLING IN TONI’S EYES STOP STOP STOP

- But he can’t fucking kick her out she’s literally a legacy. This crusty white boy needs to sit the fuck down

- Okay one, Cheryl why would you bring Fangs back into it? THE FUCK. Also, Jughead you can’t be disappointed in Fangs for telling SP even though you said not to tell anyone—best friend’s never count. 

- SWEET PEA STANDING UP. FANGS CRYING. “Some leader you are” YES FANGS WHAT A KING. SWEET PEA BBY OH MY GOD

- “And the rest of us don’t get to go back to Thistlehouse” says the disgusting whiny piss baby who gets to sleep in his girlfriend’s house, in her comfortable bed while his gang lays in cots or some shit in tents. Get off your mighty high horse, Jughead. God, now they’re switching roles… Betty is kinda becoming SLIGHTLY tolerable and now Jughead is being so fucking annoying. Go back to how it was please.

- JERONICA. AND VEGGIE. EXCELLENCE.

- So Archie standing over Hiram and shit was all a fucking dream? Really? COME ON. Lol Hiram has a point though because everyone goes in and tells him their fucking plans. OMG THE CALLBACK TO THE FIRST EPISODE WAS GREAT. CALL BACK TO BARCHIE BEING ENDGAME YESSSS.

- So if Veronica ended up smashing the egg… then fucking give Fangs, Toni, and Cheryl their spots in the Serpents back since it was all for nothing anyways.

- I’m glad Cheryl and Nana Rose are housing some fo the girls but WHAT ABOUT THE SERPENTS YOU GUYS HAVE A BIG FUCKING HOUSE. Why didn’t she house some of them there? I mean it’s ooc for Toni not to be thinking of her fellow Serpents why wouldn’t she be like “hey babe you have a lot of room here what if we help house some of the Serpents” but uhhh apparently not.

- Hey FP shut the fuck up with this “she’s still a Lodge” shit because you all know she doesn’t associate herself with her parents anymore. Remember “you don’t have a daughter” or…?

- Jughead brought up when FP worked for Hiram. Hell yeah! But him saying he wants Jughead to be a better king than him? BITCH YOUR SON DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO RUN A GANG. HE SUCKS. HE’S STUPID AND RUINING THE GANG HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT? God never give your throne to blood family.

- Yeah, FP, you’re not made for the sidelines you’re made to RULE you stupid fuck. Maybe you should get back with Alice she makes you more stable and less stupid

- REGGIE’S LIKE “NOT THIS TIME BITCH”

- SWEET PEA WITH A BAT FUCK YEAH

- So… you threaten the gargoyle bitch but you don’t unmask him to see who he is? Are you fucking stupid?

- Wtf… he has to beat himself with a bat on his own bed? I am confusion… WHAT THE FLYING FUCK? THE BLACK HOOD AND HIRAM AND THE GARGOYLE KING HAVE DONE SHIT NOT YOU YOU BIG BAFOON. NO DON’T DESTROY YOU’RE GOOD HEARTED INNOCENCE. YOU’RE THE ONLY BRAVE ONE OF THE CORE FOUR. ARCHIE NO.

- If they make Archie unlikable the only good core four person will be Veronica.

- VERONICA SINGING ❤️❤️❤️ Oh fuck I know this song but I can’t remember where I’ve heard it!!!

- VEGGIE. SHE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY TO SEE HIM I’M— HE’S SO ENAMORED WITH HER. VEGGIE KISS. Why can they make their chemistry shown on screen but Bughead can’t? Like both couples are even dating irl, too…

- JUGHEAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT. He only uses Sweet Pea or Fangs when he has something he doesn’t want to do usually because it’s too dangerous for him (whiny piss baby). DON’T MAKE MY BABY BOY GO UNDERCOVER HE’LL FUCKING GET HURT.

- I’ve literally never hated Jughead more nothing he can do can make up for what he’s done in this episode bye

- What the actual fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

- Archie isn’t dead. If Archie dies before bitch ass Betty or Jiggaloo Jones I will literally come after RAS.