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reblog to bite your mutuals

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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We need a 'request a hug' button on here cause I could really use one right now el oh el

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i cant explain how much i love helping people or caring about people. it is the best thing ever. you dont have lunch? here's my apples. need help setting up the lunch room and taking it down? I gotchu. cleaning your room? we're colour coding this closet. just helping people <3

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i remember when we did a novel study and we had a page of questions and on the fourth one (smth smth personal connections/interesting stuff) and since the book was 1984 i said "the covering up of events is interesting cos we also do this and no one bothers looking into stuff anymore"

mr english teacher hands it back w a note "maybe we used to be en guarde" and i proceeded to rewrite my answer as an argument against his note, with examples from history

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rip to whoever the fuck rooms with knox. imagine seven kids from your class are all best buddies, they run around together and sneak out at night, and you? pointedly not invited.

on top of being roommates with arguably the most annoying of the seven you dont even get to break the rules and dick around in the forest at night.

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IM SO SO SO EXCITED FOR THE KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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“One day the sadness will end.

But I don’t think today’s the day.”

David Lynch

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I've been taking this uquiz ("create something in my workshop") as different fictional characters, and this is the result I got for Fitz:

very interesting.... I would be curious to see what other people might get, taking it as Fitz, since there are so many different interpretations of him!

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hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

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its cookie run or block blast

A map of a suburban queer community (based off personal experience):

The Terf who everyone seems to not notice is a massive terf

The trans guy who doesn't always get intersectionality

Gay man with an annoying tumblr blog

The enby who somehow doesn't know what the word dyke means

Guy who plays Cookie Run Kingdom

Like 3 different people who the majority of the group hate for a reason they won't really explain

Girl who says Faggot

Girl with concerningly puritan opinions on what kinds of books should exist

Person with a cat that uses any pronouns

Polish gay man

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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

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L

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it