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Hey, I could use some more advice. So, as some of you know, I have autism, generalized anxiety disorder and anger issues. Physically, I am capable of working and holding down a job, but emotionally, it seems like at every job I've ever worked at, no matter how hard I try, work never works for various reasons, and it's making me feel depressed because I feel like I don't fit in with the traditional American workforce, so I'm greatly considering finding alternative sources of income. One of my best friends tells me I'll barely get enough to survive if I go on disability payments, so I'm thinking of starting a podcast and selling some of my art. If anyone has any other practical ways of making a decent living without having to do a traditional 9 to 5, I'm all ears.
#autism#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#neurodiverse stuff#anxiety#anxiety disorder#generalized anxiety disorder#anger issues#anger#rage#work#jobs#careers#employment#money#income#work stress#alternative employment#advice#need advice#help please#pls help#work advice#seriously I'm tired of every employer I've ever been at treating me like a criminal
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#all creatures great and small#acgas 2020#acgas spoilers#samuel west#anna madeley#siegfried x audrey#mine#'attempt' -> the casual everyday savagery of this woman i cant#and her look of 'okay what alternate reality have we slipped into??'#the way she has to kinda hold onto that chair for a moment to recover lol#brilliant piece of acting right there#but she's rolling with it bless#i on the other hand screeched to a halt because THIS IS EVERYTHING#THIS MOMENT#how it completely wipes away the tattered remains of that dividing line btw employer and employee#he eagerly shares in the work he pays her to do#granted this hasn't been a professional relationship for quite some time#but THIS HERE#this is what a genuine partnership looks like#oh and that close-up of their H A N D S !!!4!#and to address the shallow end of this pool:#THE SHEER FKING DELICIOUSNESS OF HIM REMOVING HIS JACKET AND YANKING ON THAT GARTER#THANK AND BLESS
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i know we all love our perfectly evil Ghost Investigation Ward, but i was rewatching the second Men in Black movie with my dad a while ago and I couldn’t help but feel like an AU in which the Guys in White’s motivations and morality more closely resembled their namesake could be really interesting … i’d love to see a fic in which danny works alongside the ghost police/border patrol/detective squad instead of being kidnapped and tortured by them
#danny phantom#tayscreams#guys in white#ghost investigation ward#ive taken my sleeping medication so i hope this is sufficiently comprehensible#i think it’d be funny if the giw in this au tried to recruit danny fenton after college#and he’s like ahahha um. aha! uhhh. no ….#and then five minutes later he’s clocking in for work as phantom like hey guys! agent o how are the kids#OR ALTERNATIVELY! giw get done with their important meeting with ghost king phantom#and into the room stumbles newcomer agent D knowing way more than he should know at his employment level#tell me someone sees the vision because i think it’s really silly and i forgot how much i like MIB
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siblings, man
based on those tags and comment by @maimoncat and @megxolotl
Ok seriously tho, I've been thinking about it, Aym and Baal wouldn't wield the crown. Only the crown bearer can do that, and unless Narinder dies or lends it to someone else himself, the red crown will be in it's "fuck you you're not my dad" era. Its still connected to him, just inaccessible at the moment
i headcanon crown to be sentient tho, so i think it while it wouldn't be worn by either of the kids, it WOULD try to help figure out whats up with daddy kity and what to do (after a bit of brooding in the corner)
Throughout the thing, the kids would be trying to contact narinder and find him, and later on help in any way (realms away zoom calls are gonna go crazy bro, dont leave your cat kids unsupervised bros)
#narinder about to find out what happens when you leave kids home alone#they found their way into youtube kids man they gonna start talking in brainrot before he knows it#the crown is looking for employment alternatives#“man wtf the job contract said nothing about looking after two gremlins”#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl au#cotl aym#cotl baal#Lack of Foresight#yes i think im settling on that name imma start tagging this aus posts with that from now on
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#work life#crystal healing#healing#stress relief#stress relievers#reduce stress#healthy living#health#mental health#alternative health#workplace#employment
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someone should give me like 600 quid so i can get the tattoo i desperately want rn
#i mean alternatively employment would also be acceptable#i don't think it's actually gonna be that expensive since while it's Large it'll be greyscale#BUT y'know. just to be on the safe side. i'd like 600 of the quidses#am willing to send feet pics! and not just of my cat i guess XD
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"Come work for us! There's opportunities for advancement!" Advancement? PAH! You don't understand Carol, I crawled my way to the bottom and damn if I ain't staying.
#punk#gutter punk#employment#jobs#managers#funny#alternative#alt#you dont understand#jokes#punks not dead#anarchy#anti capitalism#the first will be last#christian anarchy
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Lowkey obsessed with the idea of Cafe Uzumaki being a hotbed for former ability user criminals. Like sure so far it's only Lucy who's decided to get a job in the cafe....
But it would be SO FUNNY to me if all the sorta-redeemed antagonists also just started ending up at the cafe if ONLY for the fact that if anything like Episode 30 happens again, the former murder-repressed ability users would just....grab their guns and go feral on the attackers.
#i would kill for sigma and tachihara to end up at uzumaki tbh#its definitely not likely but it would be funny#like yes this is lucy she makes cute latte art and also can trap you in an alternate dimension she can make more powerful than herself#thats sigma hes such a hard worker and can literally siphon you for information in exchange for a fun fact about himself#and tachihara is a pleasant coworker just ignore the way he's perfected metalbending to an art#and so on...#poe as a worker would have been funny but he was already a writer and is probably too socially anxious for it#also like....in any au...#instead of redeeming them and putting them in the ada just make them a cafe worker#sure thats not how irl employment works but its a fictional world where minors can be legally(?) employed#im sorry for rambling in the tags....no i wont stop putting 2/3 of my ideas in them anyway#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd musings#humor#spitting nonsense#this supports my agenda that lucy is actually the best and took the right course of action after defection#no more organizations so she became a barista
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like he wouldn't teach finnikin other languages until he was shamed. he was carles' chief advisor when they were failing to respond adequately to the threat of charyn. im going to be honest here i think there's a not insignificant chance he was king's man when carles felt so powerless he had to go to an imprisoned trevanion in secret. isaboe needs to fucking fire him
#i really think she should clean house at some point soon otherwise these losers are just going to perpetuate the same problems that#fucked them over in the first place. priestking can stay* but topher needs to be retired & the guard needs to start integrating fresh blood#they are 1. getting on a bit (not a problem if there's a range of ages‚ but there very much isn't) 2. frankly codependent (applies to trev#at the very least -- not necessarily a personal failing but he needs to have other stuff going on otherwise retirement'll hit him#like a truck)#*since he learnt his fucking lesson. my no. 1 old dog learning new tricks 4eva#i really really wish i had a better idea of how king's men work it's hard to posit alternatives when i don't know the employable subset#fuck it let's put celie in charge. things will get done. maybe not good things. but certainly a change will occur
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tkkers are so jobless and pathetic lmao
https://x.com/carame_liz_ed/status/1849808776557146599
i cant view the tweet, but im assuming this is about the ao3/fic situation. if it is, ive heard about it and im not even surprised. 😮💨 it's really a new low to do that to someone's works, like jfc jikook arent even allowed to be around each other in fiction anymore? these ppl are unhinged.
#also anon i personally dont like the use of jobless as an insult#since a lot of factors contribute to someones employment#and you could say its Not That Deep and i cant stop you from using it but yeah#being jobless says nothing about someones moral standing or character#food for thought#i think hobbyless is a better alternative like even if youre not employed surely theres something better to be doing than this#anon#reply
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I just caught myself thinking I wished I could rip a large bill in half to tip a delivery guy, and then I started fantasizing that paper currency should come in giant perforated sheets like blotter paper and you just rip off as much as you need at a time.
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mama tried so hard not to raise a quitter she raised a spite quitter instead and baby you will never guess what he's up to these days
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Part of me wants to grow out my sideburns again, but the other part of me wants to, you know, find a job
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i want to feel productive, but literally having a job is like the least productive thing you could do.
in retail / food service positions, there’s nothing to take pride in — you’re told to just do things as fast as possible. in our over saturated culture of extreme worker exploitation, selling art and skilled crafts would require you to charge more than most people would be willing (or able) to pay.
on top of all of this, you’re required to market yourself as a product, as generic, inoffensive, and asskissy as possible.
#personal#capitalism#screaming crying starting a fiverr to sell graphic designs and other random little pieces of bullshit#because my irl job applications aren’t biting#i still have quite a bit of money saved from pell grants / student loans etc. and i pay for the internet & gas / electric#and we alternate groceries and takeout so i’m not like. that much of a mooch. i think at least#aaah… i just don’t know what to do. i don’t have an ‘end goal’ planned for my life so i can’t take the ‘first step’#i’m still just mentally and emotionally fucked — perpetually exhausted; random panic attacks; overthinking nature…#these things just aren’t very conducive to gainful employment
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the only thing stopping me from selling keychains and standees is that I have no idea how to ship things
#Maybe next year I'll try to make an Etsy shop or something#I know Etsy sucks btw I just don't know any alternatives besides just. Going to eBay#I wanna sell Xenosaga and Xenoblade standees mostly#I've looked into enamel pins and the production costs are insane and the minimum order number required is way more than id sell :(#But I can do like; make a kosmos standee order the 5 minimum; keep one and sell 4#That sounds pretty doable#Also scared of self employment taxes I heard they're complicated and I keep shit records
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s literally fully legal to lie about your grades and no one ever has to know and then your life is actually the same as if you had those grades except you saved yourself time and happiness
#studyblr#studyspo#university#college life#okay so yeah if you need a transcript to get into a certain academic postgrad program is the only exception to this#but even then there are alternative pathways like work experience#my point is your grades are nobodies business#instead of feeling shame pass yourself off as a genius to friends family and employers
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