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Yes been waiting for this fic!! Pls post the teaser 🥹
Mkay I'll post it here :)))))
☆pairing: older brother's best friend!Jungkook x female!reader
☆rating: 18+ (minors DNI)
☆genre: older brother's best friend!au, college!au, smut, angst, fluff (mostly just smut-ish in this teaser)
☆warnings: mentions of the Incident, talks of masturbation
☆word count: 692
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Jungkook switches game to Smash, not saying anything else. It seems the conversation is over, and you watch him play a match as you sip your beer, slower than the other one. It makes you realize that you don’t usually hang out with Jungkook, and you reckon you have nothing to tell him.
There’s usually always a buffer between the two of you, be it Taehyung or Jimin.
“How have your midterms been going?” he asks all of a sudden, right as you watch his character being thrown out of the screen.
“Huh,” you let out. “It’s been okay,” you admit. “Just stressful, and a lot of studying.”
He glances at your beer. “Sorry for interrupting your studying tonight.”
“Nah, all good,” you reassure him. “I needed a break. I pulled an all-nighter last night.”
He throws you a disapproving look that makes you shrug your shoulders as if to say ‘it’s whatever’. He doesn’t comment anything though, waiting until his match ends to speak again.
“You shouldn’t pull all-nighters, they’re bad for your health.”
“It’s fine,” you insist. “I had a midterm this morning, didn’t really have a choice.”
He pulls at his piercing, nodding once. “Fair enough. What are you doing still up though?”
Right on cue, you yawn again. “I’m going to head to bed soon,” you admit. “But I took a nap this afternoon and I always struggle with sleeping after.”
“Pretty sure you’ve got a little friend that can help you with that.”
Your mouth falls open in surprise, but Jungkook’s attention is focused on the screen as another match begins.
“Excuse me?”
“Unless you just use your fingers?” he teases. “How do you touch yourself, peach?”
“Jungkook, shut the fuck up,” you warn.
Though his words have arousal build up inside of you, and you clench your thighs together instinctively.
“Just do whatever you did the other night,” he says, and you know he’s referring to the Incident. “You’ll sleep well after.”
You shake your head in disbelief. “You’re so crass.”
“Yet you’re still sitting next to me.”
You watch his profile, and your eyes fall to the ink on his arm. His forearm flexes as he uses the controller, and you force yourself to look at the screen.
“I’m just finishing my beer.”
He glances at you once, and you think you could drown in the darkness in his eyes. His gaze is gone too fast for you to do just that, but you still feel your pulse racing.
“Relax, peach,” he tells you, voice suddenly husky. It has the opposite effect of making you relax, and you wet your lips as he continues, “Masturbating is only human. You shouldn’t be ashamed of it.”
“Still don’t think I should be discussing that with you,” you say after a few seconds of electric current swimming in your blood.
He chuckles manly. “Fair enough. I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.”
In truth, he did quite the opposite, but you don’t have it in you to tell him. You don’t want to tell him, don’t want to encourage his behaviour when it feels like danger in its purest form.
“All good,” you say, and you’re aware you sound breathless. As a matter of fact, you are breathless, and you know Jungkook heard it too. Know that the look he throws you is filled with lust, sinfully so, and you know you need to leave this room.
He’s your brother’s best friend after all.
“I’m…” you trail off. He nods once to encourage you to continue, gaze still burning on you even though that means he’s losing his game. “I’m going to go to bed now.”
He glances at your beer. “You’re done with that?”
He’s a little shit. He’s a little shit and he clearly knows it.
“I’ll finish it in my room.”
His tongue darts out to play with his piercing as his big doe eyes narrow. “Alright. Good night, peach.”
You nod once, and you get up from the couch. The blanket falls from your legs, and you’re all too aware of how he’s looking at you, as if he’s about to devour you.
“Good night.”
#let me know what you guys think#i wanna start hyping this baby up#bc gosh#i think you'll love it#this jungkook is a MENACE#i need to find a name lmao#jungkook#also yes he does call her peach#you'll learn why eventually :))
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Mario glared at the crumpled invitation in his hand, then at the two begging brothers across from him. "No."
The two whined in unison, "But Maaaario we haven't been to a Halloween party sense we moved here!"
"We are not going to BOWSER'S Halloween party!" Mario recrumpled the invitation he had already thrice thrown away and shoved it into the littler brother's hand.
"But Mario think of all the desserts! Cake and candied apples!" Luigi tried to appeal to his brother's appetite, which usually worked.
"We can make those here, together."
"Think of the costumes! We could all match, like when we were little!" Emile attempted, uncrumpling the paper for the fourth time now.
"No. No absolutely not." Mario took the paper from Emile and shook it at him, "This? Is a trap. We're not going. Who even gave you this?"
"Devin. You like Devin. You two are practically the same person." Emile argued on his friend's behalf, leaning on Luigi to once again try their combined puppy eyes attack.
Mario returned is glare to the invitation, the handwriting was neat and in all caps, surrounded by crayon drawings of Halloween things like Bats and Pumpkins and what Mario assumed was meant to be a Skeleton, though it was probably Junior's first time drawing a human skeleton.
Mario looked again to his brothers, their big pleading eyes and quivering lips. They were already so powerful apart, together it was impossible to say no forever.
Mario sighed,
"Fine. Just an hour won't hurt.."
#Emile's Writing#In which Luigi and I pressure Mario to take us to Bowser's party because we are Halloween Fanatics#And the Mushroom Kingdom does NOT celebrate apparently (headcanon)#It probably isn't Halloween the exact same as it was back in Our World and it's probably not called the same thing#Buuuuuuuuut I would have done research on the Holiday actually mentioned on the invite#And just call it Halloween if it sounds similar enough#Peach also got an invite and she is of course going she always goes#She calls like the day before to ask Mario to be her plus 1 and honestly he would say yes instantly to her#We are his weakness but she is his obligation do you understand#He'll go anywhere she goes no question
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Radio Silence | Chapter Fourteen
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
Series Masterlist
Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings — Autistic!OFC, jealous lando, protective grid, sexual content
Notes — Welcome to the 2021 Formula One season! (Testing, but still... it counts). Also... hehehehehehehe double update <3
Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! — Peach x
2021
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Lewis H. A warm welcome to our 2021 rookies! Mick, and Yuki :)
Lando N. Yeah, welcome or whatever More importantly, does anyone know if I can call up the Apple store in Woking and get them to deliver to me? Even though it’s closed rn
Lewis H. What happened? Did her iPad break?
Lando N. Yeah mate, completely toast.
Max V. Shit. I can have one express delivered to your flat, Lando. It is, of course, a work expense.
Yuki T. Uh hey I guess! I thought this was a work only chat? Did I get the wrong briefing?
George R. It usually is, but as admin I allow Amelia-based chat @Yuki
Mick S. Hey! Great to be here. Um, just curious though. Who is Amelia?
Max V. My lead technical engineer.
Lando N. My girlfriend.
Lewis H. Zak Brown’s daughter.
Fernando A. Her iPad is broken? I will bring her one now. Lando, send me your home address.
Mick S. Ohhh, I actually know Amelia Brown!
Lando N. ?????????? @Mick
Fernando A. Lando you have not sent me your address.
Max V. @Fernando I have already purchased the iPad.
Mick S. @Lando we met years ago, mate. She used to ski with her family where mine did in the winter.
Lando N. You heard the part where she’s my girlfriend, yeah @Mick?
Mick S. Yes…
Lando N. Good.
Fernando A. @Max She will need it delivered to her soon.
Charles L. It finally broke? Wow. Lasted far longer than I believed it would.
Lando N. @Charles Not a good time for jokes, mate. She’s devastated
Daniel R. Should I start carrying a spare iPad to races with me just in case? LOL.
Lando N. Wait that’s a good idea Somebody write that down Max write that down
Max V. I purchased three. I will carry the spares
Fernando A. Vamos, Max!
Pierre G. I bet the rookies are so confused lmao. Welcome to the grid group chat. We discuss penalties, race conditions, plane shares, and Amelia Brown.
Carlos S. @Lando How is she? Did she freak out?
Lando N. She’s good now. All chill.
Lewis H. Tell her that I just bought her a new bunny sticker book. I’ll give it to her at testing.
Lance S. If I buy her the entire Apple company, do you think she will come and fix the Aston Martin car?
Max V. NO.
Yuki T. This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in any grid group chat, and the f2 chat used to get weird lol
George R. Welcome to the grid, Yuki. Keep your head on straight, and if you ever find a lost iPad with a bunny sticker on it anywhere in the paddock, make sure it gets back to Amelia asap
Lando N. Thats important for all of the rookies to know @Mick @Yuki
Mick S. Sure I’ll keep an eye out!
Lando N. Actually I change my mind Mick if you see an iPad just leave it yeah :)
Mick S. ????
Pierre G. This is going to be a great year.
Checo P. All of the other drivers have this chat muted, yes?
Kimi R. Yes.
—
Amelia was crouched down by Max's car, her hand resting on the tire as she scanned through the data on her iPad. The numbers on the screen felt too slow, almost static, compared to the racing thoughts racing through her head.
Beside her, Jos loomed over her, a red-ink pen poised above her little black notebook. He was taking notes for her. Her mind was moving faster than her hands could keep up, and sometimes, just sometimes, she needed someone like him, methodical, steady, and patient, to help her process it all.
Her fingers flicked over the screen, swiping through the data from Max's morning run, when she paused, eyes flicking to Jos. “You see what I see?” she asked, her voice low, as if speaking any louder might break the delicate focus she’d managed to carve out for herself.
Jos nodded, his eyes scanning the information on the screen before looking back down at the scribbles he’d started in her notebook. “More rear stability in the high-speed corners. We’ll need to adjust the dampers again,” he said, his voice calm and matter-of-fact.
Amelia’s eyes tightened slightly as she thought. “We might need to soften the rear more. The front’s too reactive. Max is going to be fighting it in corners three and four, especially.” She tapped the screen lightly, zooming in on the section of the track map. “The car’s settling into a snap too fast, can’t keep up with the rear load in the high-speed sections.”
Jos made a mark in her notebook. “Front end’s still too eager, then?” He sighed.
“Yeah, exactly,” Amelia made a face. “We soften that just a little bit more. Max needs more confidence in the corners. Less initial bite, more consistency. Maybe tweak the ride height slightly too.” Her words were coming faster now as the solution to their issues fell into place in her brain.
As the day wore on, Max’s car was fine-tuned with the adjustments, and Amelia watched on with satisfaction as everything came together in perfect harmony.
They had a plan. The tweaks would work. Max would be happy with the handling.
She turned to Jos when the mechanics started to wheel Max’s car back into the garage for the final time, day one of testing officially over, giving him a small but appreciative smile.
He pulled her notebook out of the pocket of his jeans and handed it over. “I hope you can understand my handwriting.”
—
Amelia sat opposite Max at one of the small team tables in the Red Bull hospitality unit. Most of the staff had already filtered out for the night, their voices fading down the hallway as engineers, PR reps, and mechanics headed for shuttles and taxis. But the two of them lingered — Amelia, still editing Jos’ scribbled notes from earlier in the day, and Max, who had quietly gotten into the habit of not leaving until she did.
It was almost sweet. He dropped her off to Lando at her hotel room at the end of every day like she was a preschooler getting passed between divorced parents. She hadn’t said anything about it, partly because it was practical, and partly because she didn’t mind it. It was nice not to have to worry about being alone.
Across from her, Max was hunched low in his chair, arms folded tight across his chest, mouth set in a hard line. His gaze flicked from the tabletop to her notebook and back again, a rhythm she’d seen a hundred times before. It meant he was thinking. Hard. Or more likely, overthinking.
She didn’t bother looking up. “Just say it.”
He blinked. “What?”
“You’ve been fidgeting with your straw for six minutes. It’s starting to irritate me.”
Max exhaled through his nose, leaning back into the bench with a groan. “You are very annoying.”
“Mhmm,” she hummed, finally meeting his eyes. “Max, tell me.”
He hesitated, then shifted forward, resting his elbows on the table. There was a pause, a rare, tentative kind, and then, quieter than usual, he said, “I’m nervous.”
That made her put the pen down.
“For the season?” she asked, although she already suspected the answer.
Max nodded. “Everyone keeps saying 2021 is my year. Like it’s inevitable. Like this is it. And I want it — Fuck, I want it so bad. I’ve worked for it my whole life. But now that it’s here, I don’t know…” He rubbed a hand down his face. “What if it doesn’t happen?”
“It might not,” Amelia said plainly.
Max looked like he wanted to argue, but stopped short, blinking at her. “Comforting.”
“You’re not asking for comfort,” she said. “You’re asking if you’re good enough. And yes, you are. But this sport doesn’t always care about that.”
He let that sit for a moment. Nodded.
Then, quieter still, “There’s something else.”
Amelia raised an eyebrow.
“I met someone. Over the break.”
She made a face. “Someone?”
He groaned. “Don’t do the eyebrow thing.”
She relaxed her face. “Who did you meet?”
Max scratched at the edge of the table. “I met her in Monaco. She’s nice. A lawyer . She thinks I’m just… Max. I didn’t tell her about the racing. About… everything. She doesn’t follow F1.”
Amelia leaned forward slightly. “So she doesn’t know who you are.”
He shrugged helplessly. “She knows who I am. Just not… what I do.”
Amelia tilted her head. “And you like that?”
“I think so,” he said. “It’s peaceful. She talks to me like a normal person. No hero-worship, no pressure. Just… calm.”
“You’re lying to her, essentially,” she said bluntly. “Not a good foundation for a relationship.”
He shot her a withering look. “Jesus. You’re worse than my dad.”
“I take that as a compliment. We have the same goal.”
“I know.”
She looked down at her notebook, flipping a page and skimming it for a second. “You think you can manage both? A relationship and a championship battle?”
He hesitated. “Is that selfish?”
“No,” she said, then looked back at him. “But it might be a bit stupid.”
Max chuckled dryly. “Thanks.”
“I’m not saying you can’t have both,” Amelia added. “I’m just saying that it probably won’t work.”
He frowned, nodded slowly, then said, “But you’re managing your relationship and my championship.”
“I’m not the one driving the car, Max.” She argued.
“Still,” he muttered. “You’re making it work. I could make it work.”
She shrugged. “Okay. Is she nice?”
Max nodded, “I almost ran her over.”
She blinked at him. “Oh. That’s… romantic?” She tried.
He laughed shortly. “She was in a rush, didn’t look properly. I apologised and gave her a ride to work. She— she, uh, thinks that I’m just some wealthy businessman’s son, or something.”
She chewed on her bottom lip, anxiety curling in the pit of her stomach. “You should stop lying to her. I would… I would not like it if I was in that situation and I found out that I was being lied to.”
Max sighed. Nodded.
Then he stood, grabbed both their jackets, and slung hers over the back of her chair. “Come on. Let’s get you to your boyfriend before he starts texting me again asking where you are.”
She gave him a flat look. “He has a GPS tracker on my phone.”
Max rolled his eyes. “Of course he does. Typical Norris.”
She shrugged. “It’s sweet. Sometimes I get lost and he has to come and find me.”
Max laughed, and for the first time all day, some of the tightness left his posture. “Yeah,” he said, holding the door open for her. “Probably good that he has it, then.”
—
The lights of Manama twinkled in the distance, warm and hazy against the desert night. From the balcony of their hotel suite, the city looked like it belonged to another world; quiet and golden and slow in a way the paddock never was. The hum of the air conditioning inside was replaced by the occasional distant honk of a car, or the hush of wind weaving through the palm trees below.
Amelia was seated cross-legged on one of the outdoor chairs, wrapped in a white robe, her hair still damp from her shower. Lando, in a t-shirt and joggers, was fiddling with a tiny bottle opener, attempting to open a bottle of some obscure sparkling drink he’d insisted was “romantic, okay baby? Trust me.”
Their room service tray sat between them on the small table. Grilled flatbreads, mezze, roasted lamb. Lando had ordered for them and he’d gotten everything right.
“I don’t know how you always remember this stuff,” she said, dipping a piece of bread into a tangy yogurt sauce.
Lando grinned, finally getting the bottle open with a victorious pop. “Because I listen when you talk. I know the face you make when you think something tastes bad or has a yucky texture. I have eyes. Shocking, I know.”
Amelia gave him a pointed look. “Last week, you kissed my eyeball because you were being lazy and tried to kiss me with your eyes closed.”
“Shut up.” He huffed.
She laughed quietly, curling into him, giving him a bit of the blanket. “I think Max might be in love,” she said suddenly.
Lando blinked. “Max? Verstappen?”
“Mm,” she nodded, chewing. “He told me today that he met someone over the winter. She doesn’t know who he is. Like, really doesn’t know. Thinks he’s just some rich guy named Max.”
Lando made a face. “That… feels impossible.”
“She’s apparently very disconnected. Doesn’t follow the sport. Max likes it.”
Lando nodded slowly. “Weird. But kind of sweet, I guess.”
She frowned at him. “I told him he shouldn’t be dating during a title fight.”
“Very romantic of you.” Lando teased.
She shrugged. “I never said I was romantic.”
“No,” he said. “But you are.”
She rolled her eyes but didn’t disagree. Instead, she reached for his hand where it rested on the table, her fingers brushing over his lightly. “I hope you do very well this year, Lan.” She told him, earnest and hopeful. “You deserve it.”
Lando turned his hand over to lace their fingers together. “So do you. Deserve to do well, I mean. You’ve worked so hard this past year. You deserve to see it pay off.”
Amelia didn’t say anything right away. She just leaned over and kissed him; soft, sweet, clinging. It wasn’t meant to lead anywhere at first, just a thank you. But she didn’t pull away. And he didn’t let her go.
She ended up in his lap, her legs curled against his chest, her robe brushing his knees. His hands slid instinctively around her back, fingers splaying wide against the thin fabric, grounding her. Grounding himself.
They stayed like that for a long time. The balcony lights dimmed behind them. The city hummed faintly in the distance, the last remnants of dinner cooling on the table, the silence between them easy.
Then, gently, she climbed off of him and stood. Her bare feet whispered against the tile as she stepped forward, and she stopped just in front of where he sat, between his knees. Her eyes searched his face for a beat, then she reached for the hem of his t-shirt.
“Come inside with me?”
Lando’s breath caught slightly. He looked up at her, her expression steady, soft, open, and nodded. “Yeah. Okay.”
Inside, the hotel room was cast in warm light, golden from a low bedside lamp. The curtains were drawn against the city, muffling the world outside. The bed was turned down, sheets crisp, pillows fluffed. A quiet kind of invitation.
She tugged him by the hand toward the bed, and he followed without a word, heart thudding in his chest.
It wasn’t rushed. It wasn’t awkward.
There was a kind of reverence to the way they undressed, slow, curious. Amelia’s robe slipped from her shoulders, caught briefly on her elbows before pooling at her feet. Lando’s hands hovered just for a second before brushing up her arms, like he was making sure she wouldn’t vanish if he touched her too quickly.
Their kisses deepened, still hesitant but filled with intent, with the weight of everything they’d been building toward for over a year. Every laugh, every shared moment of delicate intimacy, every time they’d caught each other’s eyes across a garage or a hotel lobby, it all settled into the space between them.
Lando’s mouth trailed across her skin with an almost startled sort of wonder, like he was learning a language he’d been waiting to speak. Her fingers threaded through his curls, tugging gently when his lips brushed the hollow of her throat. They moved together with quiet urgency, limbs tangled, breath catching against skin.
At one point, Lando paused, hovering just above her, his eyes sweeping across her face, flushed, focused, real.
“You’re so... fuck,” he whispered, barely audible.
Amelia blinked, lips curling faintly. “Not sure that’s a compliment.”
He kissed the curve of her shoulder, then her collarbone. “It is,” he murmured. “It really is.”
And when they finally settled under the covers, tangled together with her head tucked beneath his chin, Lando let out a shaky breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding.
She didn’t say much, but her fingers curled into his shirt like she wasn’t planning on letting go anytime soon, and that was enough.
—
The sunlight was already creeping through the sliver of the curtains when Lando stirred, warmth pooling low in his stomach before he was even fully awake. For a moment, he didn’t move, just blinked up at the ceiling, trying to remember if he’d dreamt the night before, or if it had really happened.
Then she shifted against him.
Amelia was tucked beneath his arm, hair a little wild against his chest, one bare leg tangled over his. Her cheek was pressed just below his collarbone, lips slightly parted, her breath steady and warm against his skin.
Definitely not a dream.
He smiled, slow, stupid, unbelievably content.
She felt it too, maybe, his laugh or the way his fingers brushed along her back, because she mumbled something that sounded vaguely like a complaint and burrowed closer, clearly not ready to be awake yet.
Lando tilted his head, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Morning, baby.”
She made a noise that was more sigh than word. “Mm. No.”
“No what?”
“No talking,” she murmured, her voice thick with sleep. “Too early.”
He laughed quietly, the sound muffled by her hair. “It’s almost seven.”
“Too early for you to be this cheerful.” She grumbled.
Lando shifted just enough to look down at her, brushing a lock of hair away from her face. “I’m not cheerful.”
“You’re smiling.”
He smiled wider. “Can you blame me?”
She cracked an eye open, blinking up at him. Her face was still soft from sleep, a little puffy and makeup-free, but to him, she looked... ridiculously beautiful.
“What?” she asked, because he was staring.
“Nothing,” he said, brushing his thumb along her jaw. “I just really like waking up next to you.”
Her expression shifted slightly. And then, a second later, she exhaled and said quietly, “I like it, too.”
Lando kissed her, just a little one, lazy and warm.
They lay tangled in the sheets, the morning light spilling gently across the room. For a while, neither of them moved, perfectly content to exist in the quiet, wrapped up in warmth and each other.
Eventually, Amelia stirred, shifting just enough to reach over to the nightstand. She blinked blearily at her phone and then sighed and glanced across the room.
“Shit,” she muttered. “I forgot to charge my iPad.”
Lando, still half-asleep, pressed a slow kiss to her bare shoulder. “I plugged it in when I got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss.”
She turned to look at him, her expression soft, a little surprised. Her voice came quiet. “You did?”
He nodded, eyes still heavy with sleep. “Didn’t want you waking up to it dead.”
A pause. Then she gave him the smallest pout, sleepy and affectionate and so purely her. “I love you.”
He broke into a grin, one of those quiet, full-body smiles that lived in his eyes. “Yeah,” he murmured, brushing her hair back. “I love you too.”
—
The McLaren motorhome was buzzing with early morning energy, the consistent hum of coffee machines working overtime. Amelia slipped through the front doors with her badge swinging around her neck, hair still damp from a rushed shower, and Lando trailing behind her, half-yawning into a croissant.
Zak spotted them first, already seated at one of the corner tables with Daniel, who was halfway through a heaping plate of scrambled eggs and talking animatedly about something.
“There’s my girl,” Zak called, waving them over.
Amelia dropped into the seat beside her dad with a tired sigh. “Morning, dad.” She kissed his cheek.
“You sound tired,” he frowned at her, sipping his coffee.
Lando slid into the chair beside her, nudging her with his knee under the table. She handed him a napkin in response, gesturing for him to wipe the crumbs away from his face, and he smiled.
Daniel looked between them, eyebrows raised. “You must be Amelia. I’m Daniel. Can’t actually believe we’ve not met properly before now.”
“I know.” Amelia agreed, already reaching across the table for a muffin.
Daniel leaned in a little, grinning. “Lando talks about you all the damn time. In debriefs, pre-race meetings, on his radio—”
“Please stop talking,” Lando glared at his new teammate, clearly embarrassed.
“She’s worth talking about,” Zak laughed, patting Amelia on the shoulder with a fond smile.
Daniel smirked at Lando, thoroughly enjoying his discomfort. Lando just narrowed his eyes at him, his cheeks flushing slightly.
Amelia took another bite of her muffin, savouring her food. But before she could finish, her phone buzzed violently against the table. It was from Max.
iMessage — 7:33am
Max Verstappen Are you here, sister? I want to talk about my steering set-up
Amelia On my way to you now.
She shoved the rest of her muffin into her mouth and stood up in one swift motion. “Okay. I gotta go.”
Lando looked up, surprised. “Already?”
Amelia kissed him quickly on the cheek, her lips lingering for just a second longer than expected. She gave her dad a quick shoulder squeeze before smiling at Daniel, her usual bluntness softened by a bit of shyness she wasn’t used to showing in front of him. “Max wants my advice.”
Zak called after her with a grin. “Tell Jos I want my daughter back for lunch.”
“No promises,” she replied with a glance over her shoulder, already speed-walking toward the exit. Her hair bounced with each step, and her phone was pressed to her ear before she even made it out of the motorhome.
Daniel leaned toward Lando as she disappeared down the hallway. “You’re screwed, brother.”
Lando shot him a look, kicking him under the table. “Shut up.”
—
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Yuki T. I have Amelia’s iPad in AlphaTauri garage
Lewis H. Yeah, this has to be a new record.
Lando N. Lol she’s just been rly busy. Probably hasn’t noticed she hasn’t got it yet
Max V. She just noticed and started freaking out. @Yuki I’m on my way to get it.
Lando N. She okay @Max?
Max V. Yes mate, no need to worry.
Mick S. @Max Can I pop by your garage and say hi to her? It’s been years!
Lando N. @Max Say no. Max, say no. Max, say no.
Max V. @Mick No, she is too busy for friends.
Lando N. LMAO, REKT @Mick.
Mick S. Bro????? I really don’t want to steal your girlfriend 😭
Fernando A. You do not believe my Amelia is good enough for you, Schumacher?
Max V. What the fuck Mick
Charles L. Uh oh 😬😬
Pierre G. Bro that was NOT the right thing to say 😭
Max V. @Mick She wouldn’t even look your way.
Lando N. Wild angle, mate @Mick
George R. We are witnessing a man dig his own grave live in chat
Daniel R. *shovels faster* Keep going, Mick. Say you think she’s boring next.
Sebastian V. This feels like bullying.
Yuki T. I think it is
Carlos S. @Mick Just lie down. Accept it. The storm will pass.
Mick S. I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭 I literally just meant she’s your girlfriend and I respect that! @Lando
Lando N. Sure you did.
Fernando A. In my country we have a saying — "Schumacher has placed his own foot in his own mouth."
Lewis H. Pick your words better next time yeah? @Mick
Lance S. This is why rookies don’t get access to Amelia.
Esteban O. Wait does that mean I have access to Amelia?
Max V. No.
Fernando A. Absolutely not.
Lando N. You do not.
Valtteri B. I do not speak much in this chat but I just want to say: Mick, this is very funny.
Antonio G. +1
Nicholas L. same 😭
Sebastian V. Let it be a lesson to all of us. Never try to be polite in here. It will be weaponised.
Charles L. I miss when this chat was about tyre pressures and strategy.
George R. That’s adorable. It’s never been that.
NEXT CHAPTER
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Dinner is Served
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Pairings: Felix x fem!reader
Summary: Horny thoughts at 3 AM turn you into a fine dining expert in the field of “Your Boyfriend’s Ass.”
Warnings: Felix’s ass, being hungry for Felix’s ass, freaking out over Felix’s ass… MDNI
A/N: Bangchan might have the biggest, but I don’t know—Felix looks so appetizing.
ALSO, the spoiled parts for Changbin, Han, and Lee Know are ALL in the making, my sweetlings. (Just like a part 3. for Every Girl gets her Wish) <3
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Felix had just begun his descent into peaceful slumber, arms wrapped protectively around Y/N, her back tucked snugly to his chest. One leg was lazily draped over hers like a clingy golden retriever. He was warm, comfy, and entirely unaware of the war about to be waged against his peace.
She blinked at the ceiling.
“Felix,” she whispered.
A sleepy grunt. A soft kiss to her hair. “Mmm.”
She wiggled slightly. “Felix.”
“Yes, baby,” he mumbled, somewhere between sleep and a dream about pancakes.
She rolled over to face him. “Open your eyes.”
His brows furrowed. “They are,” he slurred.
“No they’re not.”
He pried them open like it was the hardest thing he’d ever done. “There. Open. What is it.”
“Can I eat your ass?”
Pause.
A beat passed. Then another. Somewhere outside, a dog barked.
Felix blinked. “I’m sorry. I think I misheard you. It sounded like you just said—”
“Can I eat your ass.”
His eyes widened. “Okay. No. I’m awake now. Fully alert. Why—what—HUH?!”
She looked entirely too pleased. “Many men do this with their girlfriends.”
He sat up like a vampire emerging from a coffin. “Many men also die in the ocean. That doesn’t mean I’m going snorkeling with you at 2AM.”
“Oh my god, you’re being so dramatic.”
“I just laid down! I was about to have a dream about petting a goat!”
“I’ll pet your goat,” she said with a wink.
“What does that even MEAN?”
She shrugged. “I don’t know. I’m workshopping it.”
Felix buried his face in the pillow and faked a cry.
She crawled over him slowly. “You have such a pretty little ass, Lixie. Like a treat. Why wouldn’t I want dessert?”
He slapped a hand over his own behind. “No! No dessert! This bakery is closed!”
She licked her lips. “I’ve got the key.”
“STOP TALKING IN METAPHORS.”
Felix was still face-down in the pillow when she straddled his thighs like a woman possessed.
“I just don’t get it,” she sighed dreamily, hands spreading across his lower back like a renaissance painter preparing to sketch his muse. “How is it so round? So plush? So… biteable?” she stared at the Calvin Klein Boxershorts.
He let out a noise that could only be described as a muffled wheeze of betrayal. “Y/N. Baby. It is literally three in the morning.”
“I know,” she cooed. “That’s why I want it now. The nightly cravings.”
He twisted his head to the side.“You literally said that exact sentence last week when you tried to climb me like a jungle gym while I was eating nachos.”
“And you loved it.”
“I choked on a jalapeño and almost died.”
She smirked. “Exactly. After that you ate me out. What a way to go.”
“I haven’t even digested dinner!”
“That’s okay, now I’m the one digesting.”
He blinked.
“Felix,” she said reverently, as if she was about to recite scripture. “Your ass is like a peach carved by angels. A gift from the gods. Michelangelo could never. The Louvre is shaking. Doja Cat wrote ‘Juicy’ for you.”
“I’m breaking up with you.”
“You’re only in your Boxers and I’m on top of you. Be serious. You can‘t live without me”
She was right. He groaned, rolling onto his side, trying to scoot away. She followed like a determined raccoon after a shiny object.
“You don’t even know what you’re asking for,” he whined.
“I know exactly what I’m asking for. Face down, ass up, let me French kiss your Cheeks.”
He buried his face back in the pillow. “I’m calling Seungmin.”
“It’s 3am, he’s not picking up.”
“I’m texting Hyunjin.”
“He’ll help me.”
Felix finally flipped over, eyes wide and tragic. “Why now? Why this moment in time? Why is your whole personality suddenly centered around my butthole?!”
She leaned down until their noses touched.
“You underestimate how much I want to ruin you in the name of pleasure.”
He gulped. “…You’re insane.”
She grinned. “Turn around and find out.”
Felix sighed dramatically as he turned, flopped onto his stomach, dragging the pillow over his head like it might shield him from her deranged mission.
“You’re really not letting this go, huh,” he mumbled into the cotton. “It’s 3 a.m., Y/N. People are supposed to sleep at 3 a.m.”
She straddled the backs of his thighs like a woman on a mission. “People also nut at 3 a.m. It’s a sacred time.”
“Nothing about this is sacred.”
He yelped when she gave his ass a light slap through the fabric of his boxers. “You say that, but your body’s already getting shy,” she teased, fingers dipping under the waistband. “What’s wrong, pretty boy? Scared of a little tongue?”
“You are way too excited about this,” he muttered, but made no effort to stop her as she started peeling the boxers down.
She did it slow, dramatic—like she was unwrapping the world’s most unhinged birthday present. He kicked a little when they got stuck at his knees.
“Oh my god—lift your hips, you useless slut,” she snapped, swatting his thigh.
“Why are you bullying me and trying to eat my ass,” he whined, doing as told.
“Duality,” she replied sweetly.
Once his boxers were off, she sat back for a moment just to look. Her hands molded over the softness of him, thumbs spreading across the curve of his ass with open appreciation.
“Literally obsessed,” she breathed. “I‘m going to dig in, not even Chan could pull me out”
“I’m going to cry,” he muttered into the mattress. “I feel like a girl in a Kevin Gates song.”
Then he let out a choked little noise when she leaned down and kissed the inside of one cheek. Soft. Almost loving. Then another kiss, closer to center.
“You’re seriously—oh, fuck—”
He cut himself off when her tongue slid between the cheeks, slow and wet and deliberate. His legs twitched. His hand grabbed at the sheets like they might save him.
Her hands held him firm, spreading him open while her tongue dragged another lick, more pressure this time—confident now that he wasn’t fighting it. Not that he could fight. He was trembling already.
“Fuck,” he muttered. “Fuck, that’s weird—wait—why does it—”
“Feel good?” she said smugly, breath hot as she dipped back in. “Just take it.”
He let out a broken noise, forehead pressed to the bed.
“Y/N,” he groaned, voice all wrecked and low. “I swear, if you make me cum from this I’m never making eye contact with you again.”
“Oh no,” she pouted. “How will I survive.”
“Y/N,” he gasped, already breathless, hips twitching as she licked another firm stripe right over the spot that made his thighs jerk.
“What?” she asked sweetly, pulling back to admire the way he was panting, the mess of his hair, the tremble in his thighs. “Shy now?”
“I—I’m not even supposed to like this—”
“Oh, baby,” she giggled, “you love this.”
He whined into the sheets, like the pillow could shield him from the truth.
Then she grabbed his hips with both hands and said, “Actually, turn over.”
“What?!”
“Turn. Over.”
“No—no, why—why do you need to see my face while you do this?”
“Because it’s pretty. And I want to watch it fall apart.”
He made a strangled little sound that might’ve been a protest, but she was already manhandling him—gripping his waist and flipping him over. He landed on his back, wide-eyed, dazed, legs still twitching.
And then she pushed. Bent his knees to his chest, folded him clean in half, heels hovering in the air. His face flushed so violently.
“Y/N,” he cried, face buried in his hands. “I LOOK STUPID—”
“You look delicious,” she corrected, kneeling between his legs, lowering herself like she was about to consume a five-star meal. “This is better. Now I can look at you and eat you.”
“I’m going to have a nervous breakdown,” he muttered, hands sliding helplessly through his hair as she lowered her head.
Then her tongue was back, this time with no hesitation, no teasing—just feasting. She licked him open, slow and deep, lips slick and greedy, moaning like she was genuinely enjoying herself.
Felix arched off the bed with a broken moan, thighs trembling, fists curled in the sheets.
“Fuck, fuck—stop—don’t stop—” He didn’t know what he wanted. All he knew was that her tongue was dragging circles that made his brain go fuzzy, and he could see her now—could see her eyes, half-lidded, cheeks flushed, hair falling over her face like she was starving for him.
“Why does this feel so good,” he whimpered. “Why the fuck does this feel—fuck—don‘t stop baby”
“You’re melting,” she whispered, voice low and proud, licking right over his hole before sucking on it like he was the sweetest thing she’d ever tasted. “Such a good boy. Look at you.”
His eyes rolled back. His hips bucked into the air like his body was begging for more despite his mouth saying otherwise.
“I hate this,” he moaned.
“You love it,” she corrected, licking deep. “You’re going to cum just like this, aren’t you?”
“I’m gonna cry.”
“Do it,” she breathed. “Cry for me.”
Felix couldn’t take it anymore.
His legs were trembling, spread wide, knees still pressed toward his chest as she devoured him like she hadn’t eaten in days. The slurping sounds were filthy, obscene in the dark quiet of their bedroom. Her tongue flicked, circled, dipped—and every time, his whole body jolted like he was being electrocuted with pleasure.
His hands clawed the sheets. “Y/N—fuck—I’m close—I think I’m gonna—”
“I know,” she moaned against him, breath hot and wet. She slid her hand between her own thighs, fingers disappearing between soaked folds, working herself furiously as she kept going, tonguing him through every twitch and whimper.
“I shouldn’t like this,” he sobbed, red-faced, sweaty, overwhelmed.
“But you do,” she gasped. “You love it. Look at you—fucking shaking for me—”
He was shaking. Legs spasming, toes curled, cock untouched and leaking, hips trying to thrust into nothing as she licked him right on the edge of madness. She pushed her tongue deeper, lips sealing over him, and—
“Y/N—!” he cried out, high and desperate, thighs clamping around her head as he came hard, untouched, whole body bucking against the sheets as he lost control.
She didn’t stop. Licked him through every twitch, moaning as she came at the same time, fingers still working between her legs, body clenching tight as her orgasm ripped through her with a loud, needy cry muffled by the mess of his thighs.
By the time she pulled back, they were both breathless and trembling.
Felix collapsed against the bed like a broken marionette, legs still spread open, chest heaving.
She crawled up his body, kissed his flushed cheeks, then kissed his mouth—slow and deep and sweet, like none of what just happened had been borderline illegal.
“Thank you,” she whispered against his lips.
He blinked. “What.”
“I’m really glad you let me do that,” she said, smiling like a satisfied little freak. “It meant a lot.”
He stared at her like she’d grown a second head. “You just—you—I—I came from getting my ass eaten and you’re thanking me like I handed you a bouquet?!”
“You did hand me something beautiful,” she said seriously. “Your ass.”
He looked at the ceiling in utter defeat.
“Take your time,” she hummed, cuddling into his side like the angel of filth she was. “You’ll be begging for it next time.”
His eye twitched. “…Don’t say ‘next time.’”
“Next time.”
“Y/N!”
Y/N curled into his side like nothing in the world had just happened—like she hadn’t just tongue-fucked him into an out-of-body experience.
She nuzzled his shoulder, voice all soft and sleepy. “Cuddle me now. Let’s go back to sleep.”
Felix was still spread out like roadkill, sweat cooling on his skin, brain soup. “I need… to clean myself first. I can’t sleep like this.”
She pouted against his arm. “I already licked you clean.”
“Emotionally, and i‘m full of cum Y/N,” he said flatly, sitting up with great effort.
She watched him stumble toward the bathroom, still butt-naked and sore-looking, and as soon as the light hit him—there it was.
That ass.
Perfect. Glowing. Slightly red from how hard she’d gone. The arch in his back when he walked? Unholy.
Y/N stared, shameless and awed.
He paused in the doorway. Froze. Then turned slowly, catching her eyes directly on the goods.
“Y/N,” he snapped, pointing a warning finger. “Don’t. Look. At. My. Ass.”
“I literally just made out with it,” she pointed out.
“Yeah, and now you’re gazing at it like it’s a damn Van Gogh.”
“It kind of is.”
He groaned, running a hand through his hair.
Then he pointed again, sharp and serious. “You get to eat it again only if you swear you won’t tell the boys about this. I’m not walking into the dorm and getting called Peachy Princess for the next year.”
Y/N grinned like the gremlin she was. “My lips are sealed, you pretty boy.”
He narrowed his eyes.
“Swear on your favorite hoodie.”
“I swear on your entire ass.”
“…I don’t know whether to be honored or afraid.”
“Little bit of both,” she said with a wink, and rolled onto her side, giggling to herself as he shut the bathroom door—his cheeks (all four of them) red and glowing.
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“When you get drunk on a houseparty and sneak away to fuck.”
Genre: married life!AU, houseparty!AU, Smut
Warnings: switch!Kook, switch!Reader, the switching in this is so good, they get drunk together & dance their hearts out, he is so effortlessly attractive, ah yeah they also have a lil roleplay where they pretend to be strangers meeting at the party (they last ten minutes bahhaha), Jungkook’s tiny waist, he wears body chains + a crop top and oiled himself up, I’m literally foaming at the mouth, Wednesday!JK levels of devoted & needy vibes from him, drunk giggles & making out, he is a very giggly and vocal drunk, he is also a goof <3, consensual & mutual drunk sex, thigh riding, dry humping, cumming in her panties, dirty talk, mutual stripping, nipple play & licking for him, whiney Koo <3, a very quick blowjob ofc, the bodychains stay ON during sex, rough penetrative vaginal sex in Mating Press & Deep Missionary, clit play, his chains hit her clit as he fucks her, creampies, sappy & cuddly aftercare, ah yeah they do all that in Tae's bed JFAJDFJ & he has no idea bruh
Wordcount: 9.4k
a/n: this is based on anonie's idea. But listen. this is lowkey a story about his waist jsjsj like i kept thinking of all the dainty waist koo pics which exist and you besties have no idea how feral i feel for his waist like i am OC in this story, this is practically me jjajaja either way, have fun besties 🧡
You are at Jimin’s place today, getting ready for Taeseok’s (that’s how Hoseok and Taehyung like to jokingly call themselves to your friend group) annual summer party. Most of the town’s party folk is going to be there and you have been looking forward to it for weeks. You still remember how you and Jungkook snuck glances at each other when you weren’t a thing yet and how he got jealous of Taehyung “hooking up with you”. Oh times were so much spicier back then. Not that you would ever want to trade the safety and comfort you have with Jungkook these days, but sometimes you miss the sparks of being in the getting to know each other stage.
This is why you are currently at Jimin’s place, while Yoongi is at your place. You and your best friend are going to go to the party together, while Yoongi and Jungkook will go there as a duo. You plan on meeting each other there and pretending to be strangers meeting for the first time.
The plan is perfect and so sexy.
Jimin is singing loudly, dancing to the song on the radio as he is putting on his eyeshadow. You sit on the floor in front of the mirror, busy with your own eye makeup. You join him in song every now and then, dancing in your seating position and laughing loudly whenever Jimin twerks way too aggressively.
Your days of youth might have passed already, but mentally you still feel like a late teen getting ready with your best friend for the best night ever. Especially this year around where you pretend to get ready to meet “your potential new boyfriends” at the party. Oh it is so much fun to play this silly little game of pretend.
You and Jimin already shared a bottle of sparkling wine, feeling giggly drunk.
“What do you think? Red or peach?” Jimin asks, holding up different kinds of blushes against his cheeks.
“None of them. Pink. It fits with the top.”
“You know what? You are so right, girly”, Jimin says and switches the blush to a pink one. He smiles so his cheeks stick out and applies a generous amount on his face. You busy yourself with applying mascara, pulling a silly face for it.
Jimin finishes first, posing in the mirror.
“Do you think that there’s gonna be cute boys at the party?” he asks for the sake of the roleplay.
“I hope so. I really wanna make out tonight.”
“Yes god, that would be so much fun. I wanna grind on a cute boy. I’m not gonna stop until he’s hard.”
“Of course you won’t. God bitch, you’re such a whore.”
“I so am”, Jimin agrees and turns to dance to his jewellery stand. He drinks from the bottle as he does, singing to the song whenever he can.
You are almost done with your makeup. Only your lips are missing now. Then a quick touch up of your hair and you can stand up.
“What do you think?” you ask, pulling a pose.
Jimin studies you from head to toe.
“Biiitch you look hot dot com. I bet the boys are gonna fight for your attention.”
“Thank you, thank you. I tried.”
“Well you definitely nailed it. You look sexy as fuck”, Jimin says and holds up two pairs of earrings, “left? Right?”
The left is a pair of silver sterling hoop earrings. The right is silver as well, but two studs with a white gemstone in the middle.
“Left. Definitely. The right ones are way too boring.”
“Good choice”, Jimin says and looks at the small stand mirror, “I’m so excited, seriously. Taeseok’s summer parties are always so much fun.”
“I know, right? I’m already so curious about DJ Tete”, you snicker at the name, “I wonder how he’s gonna do.”
“I bet he’s gonna be awesome. What’s the time by the way?”
You check your phone. A picture of you and Jungkook is looking back at you. He is leaning in and kissing your cheek while you are smiling into the camera. Your heart flutters. You are so excited to see him at the party.
“___?”
“Huh?” you let out, meeting Jimin’s eyes.
“The time. Girl, did you just stare at your screen?”
“Sorry, I looked at the pic”, you say, showing him your lock screen, “he’s so handsome. We went on a beach walk with Bam when we took this pic. God, I love this man so much.”
Jimin chuckles, “hey, pretend. Girl, you don’t know him yet. You’re single and ready to mingle.”
“Yeah right. Ah shit, I forgot”, you whine.
Jimin laughs, “that’s fine, I get you. I keep wanting to text Yoongi updates on my outfit. You think they’re almost ready too?”
“Yeah probably. Kook’s been planning his outfit all week. He didn’t let me see it even once. I’m going crazy because I wanna know what he picked out.”
“Same, oh my god”, Jimin exclaims, “Yoongi’s been locking his office since Wednesday ‘cause he has his outfit in there. I’m going crazy. I need to see him or I might pass away.”
“I feel you, god”, you groan, throwing your head back in frustration, “what do you say, should we text them that we’re ready already?”
“No”, Jimin snatches your phone away, “pretend. We’ll meet them at the party. Maybe, wink wink.”
“Fine urgh”, you give up, “now give me back my phone and let me have a sip as well.”
Twenty minutes later, you are in front of Hoseok’s and Taehyung’s place. Hoseok opens the door for you, greeting you with his brightest heart shaped smile. He is in jeans shorts and a neon green crop top which really showcase his defined ab-lines. He matches his nails to the shirt.
“Look at you guys. I’m so happy that you could come”, he cheers and hugs you tightly. The masculine scent pf his cologne tickles your nose.
“Of course we’d come. Your summer parties are the highlight of the year”, you tell him.
“Yeah dude, we’ve been looking forward to it for months”, Jimin says, hugging him.
Hoseok steps back with a squeaky giggle, looking happy about the praise.
“What can I get you?”
“We’re gonna look around for a little if that’s okay. Is Tae already playing DJ?”
“Not yet, he’s by the pool with Joon and Jin.”
“Nice, we’re gonna say hey.”
“You sure that you don’t want me to get you something?”
“Fine, get us your special cocktail. I know you have something brewing.”
Hoseok grins, “that’s what I like to hear”, he says and hurries away in happy skips.
You and Jimin make your way outside to the pool.
Your friends are chatting with each other, holding cocktails. Namjoon and Seokjin are wearing matching fishing shirts, while Taehyung is wearing a fishnet shirt with leather shorts. He spots you first, lifting his hand to wave you over. Namjoon and Seokjin smile, waving as well.
“Hey guys, nice outfits”, you greet them, giving each of them a hug.
“Right? We bought it at a gas station for ten bucks. And look.”
Namjoon and Seokjin do a synchronized twirl, showing off their back. The words “New Dad Alarm” is stitched into the back in neon yellow lettering.
“Why?” you laugh, “you guys aren’t even dads.”
“No, but it’s the vibe that counts.”
“You guys look like a couple of fishing gays celebrating the adoption of their child”, Jimin teases.
“And? It’s the vibe that counts”, Seokjin throws back to which Namjoon snaps his fingers sassily.
“Alright, we’re not gonna stop your fishing gays with an adoptive child vibes”, you joke with a snicker on your lips, “and you? Are you the fishing net to the fishing gays?” you address Taehyung.
“Hey, uncalled for. I’m a hot queer with a nice ass and good tits”, Taehyung says.
“You really are”, you say, nudging his cheek, “sorry, you know that I was only being a dick right now?”
“I do. It’s fine, I know I look hot.”
You snicker, agreeing with a nod of your head. Hoseok appears by your sides with his signature cocktails. He hands each of you a glass, then sits down next to Taehyung.
“Where are your husbands?” he asks.
“Actually, we’re single today”, Jimin says.
“What are you guys playing again?” Seokjin asks with a knowing look in his eyes.
“We’re pretending not to know each other so we can hit each other up”, you explain your perfect plan to which Jimin snickers and nods his head.
“And you guys wanna judge our fishing gays vibes.”
“Hey, we weren’t judging. You guys rock the look”, you defend yourself and take a sip of the cocktail. It tastes sweet with a hint of coconut at the end, “the cocktail’s amazing. Wow.”
“Thanks, I worked on the recipe for a week. Tae and I solely consumed cocktails this week.”
“Really?”
“No, he’s being dramatic. There were a lot though”, Taehyung says and sips on his cocktail, moving his head to the music as he does.
It isn’t long and you find yourself in the kitchen with Jimin. If there is one thing you and your best friend are, it is party alcoholics. You rarely drink in your daily lives, but love getting drunk when going out. It is only natural for you and him to get yourselves another drink once the cocktail was empty.
It is Jimin’s turn to mix the drinks. Taehyung’s current boyfriend is still DJing, filling the beach mansion with bassy techno music. You move to the sound of it, scanning your eyes over the crowd.
Hoseok and Taehyung really know a lot of people. There are faces present which you have never seen before and you have been coming to these parties ever since you were sixteen and Hoseok threw them in his parent’s basement.
It is impressive how there are still new faces each year. Your eyes halt. Wait a damn minute, you know this face. And you know this face too!
“They’re here.”
“What?” Jimin’s head snaps up. “Where?”
“There. Entrance.”
“I can’t see.”
“Girl, there” you say and take Jimin’s hand to drag him closer to the entrance area.
“Oh there! Holy fuck. Oh my fucking god, look at them”, Jimin gasps, grasping your arm for support.
You agree with him. Jungkook has never looked hotter before. He is wearing black skin-tight jeans with a black belt. He paired a very small crop top to it. Silver body chains peak out from underneath it, accentuating the paths of him. Judging by how glowy his honey skin is, he oiled himself up. Holy fuck indeed. It takes everything inside you not to storm to him and instantly take him.
Jimin is having just as much of a hard time. Yoongi is also wearing black skinny jeans and combines a cropped t-shirt and a black choker with it. His belly button piercing peaks out from under the hem of the tanktop, his black tattoos are exposed as well. He seems to have oiled up his toned arms.
“Girl sorry, but I need to have this man”, Jimin says and abandons you to run to Yoongi.
Yoongi, who clearly wanted to roleplay, gets surprised as Jimin flings himself around his neck and kisses him deeply.
Jungkook launches to the side in surprise, gawking at them. Yoongi stumbles at first but soon catches his rhythm, grabbing Jimin’s ass greedily as his lips melt with his’.
Seconds later, Jimin collides with the wall and Yoongi slams his hand on said wall above his husband’s head. Another second later, you can see tongue. Lots of tongue.
Well there go your plans of pretending to be strangers. You huff out air in frustration, pouting. Jimin could have at least tried to control himself.
Jungkook looks away from the violently making out couple, scanning his eyes over the crowd in search of you.
Maybe you could still pretend. It isn’t too late yet.
He meets your eyes. Your heart skips a beat. He is looking at you like a golden retriever having spotted his owner. Seriously, if he had a tail, he would wag it vigorously right now.
He abandons Jimin and Yoongi, making his way to you through the crowd.
You let him think that you will wait for him until he is just a few steps away. His eyes are sparkling like crazy, his lips are curled into a giddy smile.
You turn your back to him and flee into the kitchen. You can’t see his reaction, but you know for a fact that confusion and offense are both on his features.
You hope that he is following you. You swerve past a few people once in the kitchen. Your goal is to get a drink. Vodka with some orange juice as mixer. It’s honestly not a good drink, but it gets the job done.
You are in the midst of pouring in the orange juice when Jungkook appears by your side.
“Hey there.”
You try to ignore him. Your heart is racing like crazy. This is so exciting.
“Uhm. Hey”, he tries again louder this time around, leaning a little closer in case you can’t hear him.
You give him nothing, despite really wanting to look at him.
“Helloooo”, he singsongs, tapping your shoulder.
“One second”, you tell him and finish pouring the juice. You close the package of juice, putting it back in the fridge. And only then, do you finally turn to look at him. You scan your eyes up and down. Fuck he is so hot. You need to devour him. Not yet. You have to stay strong.
“Hey”, he says one last time, giving you a lopsided smirk.
“Hey.”
“Why did you run away from me?”
“Do I know you?”
Jungkook seems taken aback for a second before realisation lights up his face. He smiles, lowering his eyes playfully.
“Not yet”, he leans against the counter nonchalantly, “but that can change. I’m Jungkook, but you can call me JK if you want to”, he says, offering you his hand to shake.
You eye it, but don’t take it. You sip on your vodka orange, leaning against the counter just as nonchalantly as he does.
“JK you say?”
“Or Jungkook whatever you might prefer. I can also go by yours if that’s more to your taste.”
He makes you laugh. Of course he still got it.
“Mine? Well, that’s ambitious.”
“What can I say, I’m an ambitious dreamer.”
“You definitely are”, you say, running your eyes over his torso.
The crop top is just long enough to it hides his waist in certain angles and exposes it in others. He styled his hair out his face and clearly did his eyebrows. He currently keeps his hair shorter and his sides even shorter. He looks to die for. You need to eat him up. You take a sip of your drink instead, meeting his eyes again. He knows that he is sexy. It is obvious in his eyes.
“You are single, aren’t you?” he asks.
“Why?”
“I’d hate to accidentally hit up someone taken.”
“So you’re hitting me up?”
“As of now, I am.”
You smile, “I’m single, yeah.”
“Really? Wow, I could have sworn that someone like you is already married.”
“Someone like me?”
“Someone as beautiful as you. I was sure for a second that someone was already lucky enough to catch your eye.”
“Mhm not yet”, you say, following his body chain until you can study his neck instead, “my eyes are definitely caught right now, though.”
“The feeling’s mutual”, he says, taking a step closer. Just a little one.
You take a step back, feeling tingles of excitement when Jungkook’s eyes darken in the thrill of the chase. He lets out a sexy chuckle, fixing his posture with a roll of his shoulders.
“What are you drinking?” he asks.
“Vodka orange. It’s nasty.”
He laughs, “I can imagine. I’m more of a whisky guy myself.”
“You are?”
“Mhm”, his eyes flit to your lips, “I like the burn.”
Everything inside you tells you to close the distance and kiss him stupid. You need this man like air. Not yet. Let’s play for a little longer.
He seems to struggle too. His eyes keep flitting to your lips and if they aren’t yearning for a kiss, they are on your chest. You purposefully wore a really short and tight dress tonight. It’s definitely working.
“What’s your name?” he asks.
“___.”
“You have a really pretty name.”
“Thanks. My parents picked it for me.”
“Your parents seem to have done a lot of things right with your creation.”
You laugh, trying so fucking hard not to call him an idiot. He is so silly and funny and you love him so much.
Jungkook laughs with you, inching closer. You don’t flee this time around, staring at his smile as if it was art. It is.
He puts his hand on the upper corner of the fridge. He is so close like this. His eyes don’t lie. They never could. He is so utterly in love with you even if you pretend to be strangers.
You can’t stop looking at him. Your eyes can’t lie. Even of you tried, they couldn’t. He is the love of your life, even if you pretend to be strangers.
You could never pull off this roleplay perfectly because it’s in your eyes.
And somehow it just makes you and him so excited tonight. To know that even if you were strangers, you were meant to be. The memory of years ago, when you were truly strangers, feels foreign to you and him, but this is what makes it so good. The connection. The memories. The safety and trust you built. The knowledge that once this party ends, you and he can go home together to your doggy son and you can fall asleep cuddling. This is what makes it so fucking good. Knowing that you already found your person.
“So do you live here or are you just visiting?” he asks.
“If you don’t want to, we don’t have to pretend anymore.”
“Really?”
You nod your head. Jungkook laughs in relief, knees buckling as he melts in giddiness.
“I’m so glad. It was so hard to act as if I didn’t know you. How are you, baby? I missed you. Oh my god, you’re so sexy, I can’t stop looking at you. I missed you so much”, he babbles, cradling your cheeks.
You melt into his touch. This is it. This is what matters.
“I missed you too. Let’s never ever do a separate sleepover again.”
“Never. Ever.” He insists, shaking his head.
“At least we held out longer than Jimin and Yoongi.”
“Right”, he looks around the room in search for them, “they’re probably fucking somewhere.”
“A hundred percent they are. Jimin spent like an hour douching. I know cause he told me every detail. I even had to help him wax his ass.”
“This sound like Jimin. But oh my god”, his knees buckle again and he pouts as he talks, “you’re so pretty. I missed you so much, baby. I can’t stop looking at you”, he whines, brushing the back of his hands down your face.
“What should I say? You look so fucking good, holy damn.”
“You like it? I wanted to be really sexy”, he explains and steps back to flex, pulling a dorky face for it.
Of course it makes you laugh because he is the funniest person ever. It also makes you swoon however. His muscles look very good when he flexes even with clothes on.
“What do you think? Do I look sexy to you?” he asks, flexing his arms.
“You look so sexy. I could eat you, I’m serious.”
“Thanks, yeah”, he lets out and finally gives in completely. He giggles, swaying giddly. He drops his head on your shoulder, hugging you against him, “let’s never ever be strangers again, baby.”
“Yeah. Never. Ever.”
He squeezes you and steps back, holding your hand as he talks.
“How was your day?”
“Fun. It was nice acting like teens with Jimin. Yours?”
“Fun too, but I missed you like crazy. I wanted to keep sending you texts.”
“Me too, oh my god.”
He smiles giddily. So he wasn’t the only one going crazy without his other half. He gazes at you, heart racing.
“Are you drunk?” he asks.
“I’m jolly. Why?”
“Because I need to catch up. I’m too sober.”
“Oh? So we’re doing this tonight?”
“Definitely. You and I are gonna get shitfaced.”
“Well if that’s so. Shots. Tequila.”
“Like we did on our first party.”
“Exactly.”
It is Taehyung’s turn to DJ when you and Jungkook finally feel drunk enough to dance. You spent time outside with the others, having to admit your defeat which didn’t come as a surprise to them. Jimin and Yoongi joined about an hour in, looking dishevelled. Nobody dared to comment on their state in fear of Jimin dropping way too graphic details. Taehyung left an hour in to switch places with his boyfriend, while said boyfriend joined the dancing crowd first row.
“Wanna get another drink?” Jimin asks Yoongi.
“Sure, we can get another drink. Seokjin, wanna join?”
“Yes, I do actually.”
Hoseok and Namjoon are playing beer pong by the pool, which leaves you and Jungkook.
“You two wanna join?” Yoongi offers.
You and Jungkook communicate through a look.
“Actually, we wanna go dancing for a bit.”
“Fine with us. We’re in the kitchen.”
And so it happens that you and Jungkook go dancing. Jungkook leaves you for a little while to talk to Taehyung. He seems touchier than normally, which is a telltale sing that he was drunk. Taehyung doesn’t seem to mind, talking to him whenever he isn’t busy mixing.
You’re all alone on the dance floor, enjoying the music and the feeling of alcohol in your veins. Seriously, you aren’t someone who drinks a lot of booze, but man is it fun to be drunk on a party. Especially when you know that you can dance with Jungkook in the near future.
He taps you on the shoulder. You turn, instantly throwing your arms around him.
“Hey. Ew, sorry”, you startle, flinching away as an unknown man looks at you.
“Wow, I’m trying not to be hurt. You are the first girl who reacts with ew when she sees me.”
“Sorry. I thought that you were someone else. I just startled, that’s all. You’re not actually ew.”
“I’m not? Thank you. You’re very pretty yourself. I’m Frank and you are?”
“Oh. Oh, no sorry. I think you might have misunderstood something. I’m-”
“Hey, I’m back”, Jungkook thankfully saves the day (on purpose because he watched you from the DJ booth and instantly felt jealous). He puts his arm around your waist, giving Frank a very territorial and dark look.
“Your date?” the stranger asks.
“Husband. We’ve been married for years. We’re very happy”, Jungkook snarls.
“Sorry, my mistake then. You guys have fun”, the stranger is thankfully one of the good guys, leaving with a slightly bruised ego but no complaints.
Jungkook turns to you and nudges your cheek.
“Bad girl. Don’t be so cute.”
“What do you mean?”
“I watched you put your arms around him.”
“Okay but mister then you also saw that I instantly flinched back when I saw that it wasn’t your fine ass”, you snicker, poking him.
“I leave you alone for five minutes and you already have men falling over you. Stop being cute or I’ll have to hide you away in my pocket.”
“Okay, you’re just acting adorable now”, you snicker and put your arms around him, hooking them behind his head. “I can’t help it. I’m born cute. Thankfully, I’m married to someone as strong as you to keep me safe.”
He likes it, scrunching his nose.
“Yeah, that’s right. My wifey”, he says and slides his hands to your hips to hold them.
You begin dancing, looking into the other’s eyes as if the universe itself was in them. And in a sense it was. When you look at Jungkook, you can see your whole universe. When Jungkook looks at you, he can see his whole universe.
“Fuck, I love you. You know?”
“I love you too. Now look at these moves.”
Seconds later you are screaming in laughter as Jungkook gives you his best performance. He comes out of it a little out of breath, looking proud.
“And whatcha think?”
“Amazing, you were amazing.”
He grins, pointing at you.
“Your turn.”
“Watch this.”
Jungkook cheers you on, jumping and laughing on the spot as you give him your best performance.
People always say that it is impossible to actually find someone you can be a hundred percent yourself with. That there will always be parts which just don’t match and you will have to live with it. But these people have never experienced what you and Jungkook have. Nobody else matches your goofy freak as well as he does.
And as you and he have the most embarrassing yet free dance off, the world seems to glow all around you. The people around don’t matter. It is just you and him.
The night continues like this for a long time. You take a short break in the middle of it, going to the kitchen for more drinks and a round of beer pong with the others.
Then Namjoon wanted to go on a drunk beach walk to which Hoseok and Seokjin agreed. You and Jungkook returned back to the dance floor. Well, at least he did because you left for the kitchen first to get more shots.
Jungkook is talking to another woman when you come back. You jump into a full sprint instantly, reaching his side within seconds.
“I got our drinks”, you blurt out, shoving it into his hand.
“Thank you.”
“Is this your friend?” the stranger asks.
“Do we look like friends to you? That’s my husband and he is my pookie wookie and I’m his egg and you are not welcome here because we’re very happy.”
“Urgh fine, message received. Bye”, she says and leaves.
“You” you whip around to him.
“I didn’t do nothing. I swear”, he panics, squeaking when you poke him in the cheek.
“Stop being a cutie pie. I can’t leave you alone.”
He relaxes and snickers, “she approached me. I was trying to tell her that I’m married when you came running.”
“Next time I’m taking you with me. We need a leash for parties.”
“Yes please”, he begs, making puppy eyes. Truly you have the most loyal hubby ever.
And so the night continues. You and he get drunker and dance. Taehyung switched places with his boyfriend again when you and Jungkook officially can’t stay apart anymore.
Well, it is you who starts it. Jungkook is very lost in the music, dancing with his eyes closed and his arms up in the air. The position makes his crop top slip up constantly, exposing his toned stomach. It looks so pretty when he stretches.
Somewhere to your right, Jimin and Yoongi are dancing as well. Well, Yoongi is barely moving while Jimin is grinding on him. Sometimes he playfully slaps his butt which makes Jimin laugh and snuggle closer for a kiss. Which in return makes Yoongi smile and kiss him hungrily. They seem very happy doing what they’re doing.
But you can only look at Jungkook and how freely he dances. His smile. This goddamn smile. It’s so beautiful. The lights hue his body into such beautiful colours. Seeing his stomach flex and relax and the body chains swing just does something to you. The song switches. Jungkook yelps and looks at you.
“I love this song! Fuck, I feel so good”, he laughs, throwing his head back and closing his eyes as the music moves his body again. His smile is even brighter than before, captivating you.
You can’t do this anymore. You are so insanely attracted to him.
You grip his waist and tug him to you. Jungkook lets you, running his eyes up and down your face playfully. He hooks his arms behind your head, swaying his hips to the music because he thinks that you wanted to dance with him. His arms rest on your shoulders like this. He is still smiling. Your attraction to him is unbearable.
You tell him to lean down, which he does.
“You’d also feel good if you were inside me”, you rasp, forcing his knees to buckle and his eyes to go droopy at the same time.
“Holy fuck, baby”, he chokes out and melts closer.
“Mhm I mean it.”
You squeeze his dainty waist, tilting your head so your noses touch.
“Don’t say that. Please. Not here”, he begs.
“I can’t help it. You’re so fucking cute. And sexy”, you say, running your hands along his oiled up sides.
Jungkook tenses and shudders, knees buckling and face dropping to the side of your head. His lips brush your ear, letting you hear the very soft moan your touch elicits.
So you do it again. His waist is dainty enough that you can dance your fingers along his sides and trace his ab-lines with your thumbs at the same time. His tummy is sensitive, which means that he gets very shivery from it.
He even has to reach down and stop your hands from further wandering.
“Please, it’s unfair of you.”
You step closer, letting your lips brush his ear.
“Let’s go somewhere else.”
Jungkook’s head shoots up, his eyes are widened. The music changes to a louder song, making his words silent to you but you know for a fact that he currently exclaims “are you serious?”
You nod your head, squeezing his hands. You mouth back a “are you down?” which you know for a fact is useless because Jungkook sucks at reading lips.
He leans closer, “whatever you just said, I agree with you”, he says against your ear, following it with a needy little sound.
“Then come on.” You say and pull him away from the dance floor. Jungkook follows like a love drunk puppy, only having eyes for you.
You and he manage as far as the kitchen and then Jungkook can’t take it anymore. He grips your face to pull you into a kiss.
“Nuh-uh what are you doing?” you stop him with a finger on his lips. He is but your finger’s width away, looking at you with desperate neediness in his eyes.
“Don’t do this to me”, he croaks, sliding his hands to the back of your neck. “Please, don’t do this.”
“I didn’t give you permission, did I?”
“Baby, please. Can I kiss you?” he is pleading. It’s a panicky reaction, his sad puppy eyes are indicator enough.
“I’m not sure”, you say and slide your finger away.
Jungkook chases you instantly, moaning softly. You move away, make him chase you, deny him the kiss.
Jungkook grips your hip and cups your cheek. The inner corners of his brows lift in a beg.
“Let me kiss you. Please.”
You smile. It’s driving him insane that you are. Your fingers on his chest are doing the rest. His heart is pounding, his skin is so overly sensitive that he swears he can feel your touch through his shirt. He is starved. It’s scrambling his brain not to taste your kiss.
“Please just one kiss.”
You shake your head, moving closer just to deny him again.
“Too many people.”
“Then let's go somewhere else”, he says and takes your hand to pull you away from the crowd. He seems to go straight for the stairs, which are off limits to the guests.
“Wait. What are you doing? Where are we going?”
“Somewhere nobody can disturb us”, he says and leads you upstairs. No guests are allowed upstairs, but you both know that you are an exception.
“But the party’s downstairs. We’re not supposed to be here.”
“I don't care. I need to kiss you.” He twirls on the highest step, walking with his back facing the path. His hands are on your hips, leading you with him. He is giggling, face scrunched in the prettiest smile. “We’re little criminals right now”, he gushes and twirls you.
“Oh god, this is very fast”, you laugh, letting him twirl you as you and he sneak down the forbidden corridor.
There is a wall close to you. Something inside him snaps. Your laugh is the reason for it. Jungkook lifts you so he can press you against the wall. He drops you in front of it, taking your wrists to pin them above your head. He is using one hand for it, using the other to touch your waist.
Like this you are caged in and completely at his mercy, moaning softly because you expected anything but this. You look at him with wobbly knees, finding it hard to breathe.
“But you’re my criminal. Gotcha”, he purrs, following it with a sweet giggle. He is truly the most adorable yet sexy person to ever exist.
“Kook, fuck…”
“Do you wanna find out what happens to criminals when I catch them?” he coos, tugging your wrists further up the wall. He tightens his grip, lowering his head at the same time. All you can see is him. His big arms, his oiled up chest, the silver chains, his playful gaze and styled hair. All you can see is him and the lips you ache to kiss.
“Yeah”, you breathe.
“Too bad I’m not gonna show you. Yet”, he says and lowers your wrists. He still keeps a hold on them, using his grip to tug you with him.
“Wow, I see what you did there”, you grumble, making him giggle and skip along the way.
You follow happily, walking a little wobbly because he just completely ruined you with his show of strength. It’s what you get when you tease him and he pins you against a wall. It’s so hot when he does that.
“I just had to”, he says and opens Taehyung’s room, “in here. Now”, he growls the last word playfully, snickering instantly as he slaps your butt.
Jungkook is a very giggly drunk. Which is the most endearing thing ever because he is so cute when he giggles and snickers his way through life.
You enter the room happily. Jungkook closes the door and locks it. He flips the lights on, looking at you instantly.
Taehyung’s bedroom is reached by three steps and separated into two spacious areas. A living area closer to the door and the sleeping area down the stairs. You are below the steps, Jungkook is still on top of them, looking down at you with starving eyes.
“Now we’re alone”, he says, lowering his eyes dangerously.
Holy fuck, you need him to act soon or else you will pass away.
“Don’t be scared, I’ll be gentle”, he rasps and follows it up with a giggle.
“Fucking hell you drive me insane. Come down here and let me kiss you”, you get out, reaching for him needily. You grab his waist and tug.
Jungkook stumbles down the two steps and falls into the kiss with a needy moan. He cradles your face and kisses you as if he had never kissed you before. Deeply. Passionately. For a long time. Wrongs become rights again, pains become comforts and time passes just a little slower. He is kissing you and it feels so good.
Like this, you pull him closer and closer to the bed until your knees hit the edge of it and you fall. Jungkook doesn’t let you fall harshly, cushioning your head with his hand.
“You’re okay?” he checks on you.
“I’m okay. You?”
“Okay.”
The kiss deepens. Your hands are on his waist again, feeling it up. You are obsessed with it. Actually obsessed. Jungkook is halfway on top your lap, sitting on one of your legs so his knee was right against your pussy.
This is your personal heaven. The pleasure is instant. You moan and grind on him within the first touch. It’s almost an instinct to use his muscular thigh to get off. You’ve done it a million times before and tonight you need it to survive. There is so much painful pressure between your legs, your clit might actually burst and your pussy feels so empty. You need to find relief. Please any kind of relief. You don’t even mind that the position is slightly uncomfortable, that you have to bend and stretch your back so you could reach him. All you take in is the instant relief his thigh gives you.
“What are you doing?” he breaks the kiss breathlessly.
“Kiss me, fucking kiss me”, you rasps and pull him back. You keep one hand on the nape of his neck while the other digs deep into his waist possessively.
“Oh my god”, he is mewling between kisses, “you…humping…my thigh. Oh my…god.”
He digs his fingers into the softness of your hip, pulling you against his hard thigh. He moves closer for it.
Your legs shake, you try to find your sanity but he is keeping your body pinned with just his addictive presence.
“Feels good? Baby…you…like?” he asks and grips the nape of your neck. His thumb still reaches your face, caressing your cheek most tenderly. It is a reminder how much he treasures you. That his heart beats only for you.
“Like it so much.”
He lifts his leg higher, keeping the intense pressure going. You are so needy that he might actually make you cum like this. In your panties, after mere seconds. The revelation makes you grind down even harder.
Jungkook was so occupied with mewling and being in disbelief about his luck that he didn’t even realise that the rough movements of his leg were too much for you until you suddenly moan his name and sink into yourself in the distinct way you always do when he is throwing you over the edge.
The kiss breaks because you need to fight for air as your body shakes.
“Holy fuck, are you having an orgasm right now?” he gasps, but you can only whimper and shake on his leg. It is very faint, but he can feel the orgasmic throbbing of your pussy against his thigh.
He grips your waist with both hands and growls.
“You are. Fuck, you are. Holy fuck, this is so hot. You’re actually cumming too soon. Holy fuck”, he babbles and helps you ride it out until you begin writhing in overstimulation.
Clarity comes back to you. The jeans against your pussy hurts. The pressure is uncomfortable. You just lost control. He manhandled you so good that he made you cum.
The realisation sends burning heat to your cheeks, you try to writhe away instantly.
“Hurts, ahm, please.”
“Holy fuck, I’m actually gonna fucking ruin you. You actually came too soon. Oh my fucking god, that only happens to me normally”, he is still babbling, now pushing you further onto bed until you can’t help but shimmy to where he wants you. Nestled into Taehyung’s pillows.
He is on top of you instantly, caging you in between the thing which seconds ago made you lose control. His thighs. He takes your wrists and pins them above your head. His tangling chains swing with each movement.
“How does it feel, mhm? How does it feel knowing that I’ve got so much power over you that I can make you cum too soon, mhm?” he taunts, breathing heavily. You didn’t think that this would affect him as much as it does, but you aren’t complaining. His competitiveness is so adorable.
“I could still make you cum faster.”
“No, you couldn’t. That was barely even a minute”, he is squeaking and giggling.
“Liar. Unless we’re talking about you, then it’s correct.”
“Shut up, oh my god”, he whines, “you’re so fucking mean. It’s not my fault, okay? I spoke to the doctor and he said I have sensitive peepee syndrome okay?”
He makes you belt a laugh.
“Fucking hell, you’re so stupid. What the fuck, just kiss me again, you idiot.”
Jungkook goes into the kiss, smiling and grinning, moaning needily as you run your hands over his body. His heart might jump out of his chest if this keeps going. He feels so alive. So goddamn alive.
You feel the same. Including such burning need for him that it gets difficult to function. It isn’t long that you break the kiss again
“Koo take it off”, you writhe, “take it off please, hurts. It hurts.”
“Yeah that’s awful isn’t it? Cumming in your panties. I bet your clit’s so fucking big and swollen right now. Just begging to be sucked and licked.”
Your clit throbs. Your panties feel even tighter.
“You’re awful”, you croak, “how do you go from being an idiot who says shit like sensitive peepee syndrome to someone who says the hottest stuff?”
“Why? Does it make you needy?” he coos and pecks your lips.
“Please, you proved your point. I’m sorry I teased you.”
He smirks, “yeah, you shouldn’t have”, he purrs and takes your face between two of his fingers, “say it again.”
“What?”
“Sorry. Say it.”
“Sorry. I’m sorry.”
“What are you sorry for?”
“Teasing you so much.”
“Mhm”, he hums, letting go of your face and swiping his thumb over your lips, “I shouldn’t be so obsessed with hearing you say sorry, but I am.”
“I need to have you, please Koo be inside me.”
“I will. I fucking will, just let me get out of this.” He climbs off bed to step out of his pants and briefs. No shoes because Taeseok have a no shoes policy at their place.
He takes off his crop top, finally exposing what he hid beneath. The oil makes his tattoos stick out so well. He also exchanged his barbell nipple piercings for silver nipple shields in heart shapes. White gemstones are glued on the hearts.
His cock is already hard, which means that he is really horny right now. Normally, he takes a little longer to get there when he is drunk, but tonight he seems ready to burst.
He is so sexy.
“You literally drive me insane”, you say and sit up, “come closer.”
He obeys, moaning and giggling as you hold his waist to pull him in for kisses on his tummy.
“Tickles”, he sighs and rolls his head back, “ah, sensitive…”
You purr and wrap your lips around the tip of his dick.
Jungkook’s knees buckle, he grips the back of your head and moans. His pretty cock throbs on your tongue, giving you a taste of his excitement. It’s a little bitter tonight because of the alcohol. You don’t really mind because he is so yummy to you.
You give his cock a very harsh suck then slip off to kiss path back to his tummy. You get on your knees on bed, kissing every inch of his torso until you reach his nipples. You have your hand around his cock, jerking it sensually.
“Absolutely insane what you are doing to me”, you lull and suck his pierced nipples one by one.
Jungkook mewls, arching his back. His cock throbs in your hand.
“I feel dizzy”, he confesses, “please can I lie down?”
“Sorry, I’m already done.” You straighten up, holding his waist as you stare deep unto his foggy eyes.
He pouts, cheeks flushed, “why’d you touch me like this?”
“Because I can.”
“Oh god, you’re so mean”, he whines.
You chuckle, “mhm maybe. Keep the chains on, I beg.”
“Okay, yes.”
“Good boy. Now, my turn.”
You get off bed, taking off your dress and underwear. You keep the jewellery on.
“Oh my god, you are beautiful”, he gasps.
So here you and he are. Bared, naked and vulnerable in the bedroom of another. It was kind of useless to get completely naked, you could have done what needed to be done with your panties pushed aside, but you are too drunk on tonight to think rationally. It’s just you and him. And you and he want to connect how nature intended it. How your souls feel when you are together. Naked, raw and fucking exposed.
“Koo.”
He answers you with your nickname and closes the distance. Your naked bodies connect, seconds later you are back on bed and he is on top of you.
The kissing continues, more intense than it was all night. Because you and he are finally naked, skin against skin. Each touch feels a million times more intense. Each inch feels so much more interesting to explore. You and he can’t stop touching each other, grinding on the other as if it was your destiny.
He is also a giggly drunk, however, meaning that he breaks the kiss way too soon for your taste. He grins at you.
“Now I finally got my kiss.”
“Wow, okay.”
“Yeah”, his smile grows into blinding magnitude, “didn’t even realise that this was my goal all along, did you?”
“No”, you play along and roll your eyes fondly. You love his antics.
“It was”, he giggles and smiles, kissing you as he does, “I told you that I’ll show you what it gets you when you tease me.”
“God Koo”, you let out and reach for him, “god.”
“I’m not done with you though. Hear me? We’re not done yet”, he purrs and adds in a sweet voice, “okay?”
“Yeah please”, you beg, dragging him back into a sloppy kiss.
Jungkook purrs, melting closer. He can’t escape it anymore. This magnetic pull between you and him. He needs to chase it or he will go insane.
“I love this. Oh god, yes”, he babbles, kissing a path to your neck and further down to your breasts. He is so noisy, licking and sucking your chest hungrily. Jungkook mewls as he kisses down your tummy, drooling in anticipation of your pussy. You know exactly what the end goal of this journey will be and it would be fucking amazing to have him eat you out. It really would be. But you are impatient and need his cock inside.
“Koo wait”, you stop him with a gentle tug on his hair.
“What’s wrong?”
“I know you wanna be a good boy and make me wet, but I’m already dripping. Just get up here and be inside me.”
“Really?”
“Yes, fucking hell, really.”
“Oh god, I can’t wait. I want you so bad.”
He climbs between your legs, resting on his elbows and falling into a messy kiss. He smoothes over the top of your head as his tongue dances with yours.
Your legs wrap around his waist, your hips lift in search for him. You can’t be without him any longer, aching.
Jungkook seems to feel the same, feeding you his needy moan just as he sinks his aching cock into you.
You and he shudder, sobbing drunkenly as you hug and grip the other. Reconnecting is everything which matters. This is it. The moment tonight was for.
“I’m all in”, Jungkook is panting his words, voice shaky in both emotion and pleasure, “tell me what you like. Talk me through it.”
“Deep and rough, please Koo.”
“Like this?” he starts off gentle, gazing at your face drunkenly. He pets your head, wanting to soothe you.
“Harder.”
“Like this?”
He is still so gentle with you. Which is cute and it’s so sweet that he tries to be careful, but you can’t do careful tonight. Not when you literally need him to live inside your veins from now on.
You cradle his cheeks, squishing them together until his lips stick out in a pout.
“Listen, pookie. I need you to fuck me like you hate me.”
“But I don’t hate you, I love you.”
“Then fuck me like you love me and want me screaming your name.”
“Okay”, he whimpers.
“Good. Do it.”
He straightens up and lifts your legs to put them against his arms. He folds you in half, with your knees sitting against his arms and your legs in the air. Like this, you are completely exposed to him, able to take his perfect cock.
He picks up a sloppy rhythm, moaning loudly when this makes you yelp up on pleasure.
“Is this it? Do I fuck you how you need it?”
“You’re so good. Ah! Koo! Kookoo aha!”
“I feel fucking alive. Holy shit, just wanna fuck you right all day all week. Shit, I’m going insane.”
Another reason why Jungkook is the one for you and why you think that matching each other’s freak is an actual thing, is how vocal he gets during sex. So much of the pleasure he gives you is from the way he just constantly talks to you. He can be so filthy, so dirty and yet he can also be so loving and gentle. The underlying message however is always how he is devoted to you with his entire being.
“Feels…so….good”, you moan, legs twitching and shaking on his arms. Nothing beats the feeling of him. Especially when he finally shows you what those hips can do. He is honestly so good in using them.
“Yeah, so good. You make me feel invincible, holy fuck.”
He is strong in how he fucks into you, making each thrust count. Because they should. He gets to be with you each time he is inside, this should count something. This should create something wonderful. And in your case, it is pleasure so good nothing could ever recreate it.
“You, you just keep shaking like this. Your pussy’s heaven, baby. Can barely breathe. You get me so good, baby.”
“Closer please.”
He listens to your begs. His body chains, once tangling without a purpose, begin slapping against your clit.
“Jungkook”, you wail, arching your back.
“Too much?”
“No! Keep going please. Your chains! Ah!”
“My chains?” He looks down and moans, hips buckling. “No way, this is so sexy. Holy fuck, I can’t. Baby, ___ baby.”
His hips pick up speed, his drunk moans join yours. And if he isn’t moaning, he is talking. He is such a sexy drunk fuck. Maybe this is why you love getting shitfaced with him. Because you know how much of a yapper Jungkook becomes when he is drunk. And horny yapper Jungkook means you get his unfiltered thoughts constantly.
“Love fucking you so deep, babygirl.”
“Yeah, you’re moaning so sweet. Makes me fucking wild.”
“I’m made to fuck you, that’s what I was made for.”
“Can’t believe this is happening. I’m so lucky.”
“I’m yours, baby, I’m yours.”
It is constant and it is so honest. They’re your biggest turn on. Mixed with his cock loving your sensitive insides and his body chains slapping your clit and you are a goner.
“Koo, I’m cumming.”
“Don't hold back. cum for me, baby.” He encourages you and takes your clit between his fingers to rub her. His chains still slap against you, adding electric intensity to your high. “Does this help?”
You wail, clawing at the sheets and writhing helplessly. This is your answer. Or course it fucking helps.
“Yes babygirl, cum for me. Shit, my cock’s at home with you. That’s it, let me feel you lose it. Give me everything.”
“Please slow please we’re not at home.”
He knows what you are insinuating, pinching your clit because he is awful.
“Please Koo, I need to squirt. Don’t make me do this.”
“Just say the words and I’ll slow down.”
“Slow, please slow.”
“Good girl, using your words so well”, he praises and drops to his elbows. Your legs are around his thighs, shaking as he fucks into you messily. His body chains tickle your chest like this.
He shudders, eyes clouding over in ecstasy. It feels so good the way you grip him for support.
“Can you still go?” he asks.
“Yeah”, you mewl, fingers grasping the back of his body chains.
“I’m gonna cum like this. Can I cum inside?”
“Yes, please do. Koo oh god, Koo”, you beg, twisting the chains for support.
“I love cumming inside”, he whimpers, kissing you seconds later. Quite frankly, he licks into your mouth more than he kisses you, giving you the squeakiest and neediest moans ever.
You bury your hand deep in his hair, clenching down on him to make it feel good for him.
“___”, Jungkook mewls.
“Is this good for you? Am I making it nice?”
“Nice, so nice. I really have to cum.”
“Then do it. Fill me, baby.”
“Play with my nipples, please.”
You fulfill his wish, instantly sending him to nirvana. He squeaks your name, trying to kiss you as his orgasm shakes his body. You kiss him back, trembling from getting all of him. This is everything.
“I love you”, he manages to get out because at the end of the day, this is what he does. He fucks you as hard as he does, gets naked with you, dresses up and goes out because he loves you.
“I love you too.”
“Oh god, it feels so good. You feel so good. I can’t stop cumming, oh god”, he sobs and shakes, holding you close for support. Your fingers on his nipples really ruin him.
“I’m here, baby. Just let it all out, I can take it.”
Jungkook mewls, giving you seven more sloppy thrusts before he finally drops. Just like he always does after a very intense high, he seeks your closeness. He whimpers and sobs quietly, trying to kiss your entire face at the same time. All while his cock throbs inside you slowly.
“I love you. I love you. I love you.”
“I love you too. I love you too. I love you too”, you answer his emotional babbling each and every time, You just really love this man so very deeply.
Every side of him. The rough, dominant side when he is really horny. And the sappy, cuddly side when he comes down. You just love him so much.
“I can’t believe you just let me hit, I can’t believe it.”
You snicker, “why shouldn’t I let you hit, you stupid egg? You’re my hubby.”
“I just. I can’t believe it. I’m so lucky. And I fucking missed you so bad”, he gushes and kisses you.
Oh so deeply and with so much emotion. Jungkook breaks the kiss with a suck on your lower lip. He smiles at you, caressing your heated cheeks.
“This was amazing. I can’t believe it. I feel amazing and wow. Just wow”, he babbles, making you giggle because he is so cute.
“Yeah, right.”
“How are you feeling?”
“Good. Really fucking good.”
“Yeah right. Phew, this was amazing”, he says and guides his kisses to your jawline, “you were amazing. I’m so happy. I can’t stop giggling. Wow, I feel so good. I’ve seriously got the best wifey ever.”
He makes you melt. He knows exactly how to treat you after being so rough with you. His aftercare is the reason why you never feel disgusting or used even after the hardest of fucks. He fucks you that hard because he loves you. The reminder will always heal you.
“You’re so sweet.”
“Was it okay what I did?”
“It was more than okay. It was perfect. I loved every moment of it.”
“Really?”
“Yes, really. You were amazing.”
“Oh god, I love you.
“I love you too, Koo.”
Your eyes meet. The weight of your situation finally sinks in as you and he lie here in silence, while downstairs the music is hammering against the ceiling.
“So uhm, how are we gonna bring the news to Tae that we fucked in his room?” you ask.
“Maybe we don’t have to. Maybe we can just clean up really well and then leave again without saying anything.”
“Yeah right, as if this will work.”
“We could just blame Yoongi and Jimin.”
You squint your eyes at him for a second. He wiggles his brows.
“No. No, do not tempt me with your evil ideas. We can’t betray them like this.”
“Ugh fine, I’ll tell him.”
Silence. You and he exchange another look, thinking the same thing.
“Only if he notices.”
“Definitely only if he notices.”
“Yep, it’s a good plan.”
“A totally good plan.”
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❛ ♡. gif credit. ⎯⎯ 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬. ❜
★ ⎯⎯ big brother!aemond is used to your sweet moans and whimpers, though he is reaching his breaking point--- he must have you, no matter the consequences.
author’s note᛬ hii! first time posting on here--- this is obvi a new acc (personal reasons) but i also just wanna strictly post my writing on this blog. first time writing incest, too! oh, & im in my witchy era. anyways, if u’re a minor then do not fuckin interact, thx.
warnings᛬ mdni! smut, angst, dubious consent, dark!aemond, profanity, she/her pronouns, afab reader, innocence kink, corruption kink, manipulation, pussy whipped!aemond, incestuous relationships, breeding kink, cunnilingus, fingering, obsessive & possessive behavior, pet names. any grammatical errors are my own--- in advance, i sincerely apologize.
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𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘.
oh, how sweet her lips were, so soft and plump, like the ripest of peaches during the middle of summer, ready to be kissed. gods, her eyes… so dark and tempting, yet warm and doe-like, a gift from their mother, the queen. her skin was pure and soft and untainted, almost whispering to him to touch, touch, touch--- touch her!
she was his--- since she was torn from their mother’s womb, bloody and screaming, a dragon come forth, his darling little sister.
he loved, he loved, he loved her.
the very epitome of a true born targaryen, made for him.
he knew since the day that she came into this cruel world that she would belong to him, that she would be his.
his, his, his.
“b-brother! no, n-no, i- nghh.. ‘m gonna—“ she babbled cutely, her voice like sweet music to his ears, a siren’s call, begging him to take her maidenhead.
the voices in his head were insistent and loud, screaming venomously at him, luring him to kiss, to touch, to take--- she was rightfully his by birthright, why shouldn’t he indulge?
yes, they hissed, encouraging him with their sweet, persuasive voices inside of his head--- had he finally gone mad? were the rumors of the targaryen madness true?
even so, he did not give a fuck.
his sweet baby sister was his, she always would be, and the way she clawed at his wrist, begging him to fuck her with his deft fingers faster, faster, faster!
or, perhaps… trying to push his hand away--- no, no. she loves him, and he loves her!
it was destiny, their destiny, to be together as husband and wife and bring forth a whole new bloodline of true born targaryens!
yes, his sweet little sister would give him so many babes, he’d fill her up and watch her as she’d grow round and fat with his many sons and daughters.
fire and blood, fire and blood, fire and blood---
then, a scream--- oh, so feminine and sweet; how he just adored his sweet little sister, his little darling.
aemond heard her cry out, the sweetest wail, fat tears falling down her flushed cheeks as he continued burying his long, nimble fingers inside of her sweet, drooling cunny, preparing her for his cock.
meanwhile, he kept pressing against that little patch of nerves inside of her that she could never reach by herself, stroking relentlessly--- meanly.
poor, sweet little lamb.
aemond was panting heavily, watching as her sweet little cunt sucked in his fingers greedily, making his lips twitch in amusement--- he could barely withdraw his fingers due to how fucking tight she was.
uncaringly, yet so lovingly, he would cruelly plunge them back inside of her, wet noises and her sweet, breathy little moans and whimpers filling his chambers.
“that’s it,” he cooed softly, his voice a raspy baritone, so convincing, “—doing so fucking well for your big brother, issa jorrāelagon.”
quietly, he continued into the night, moonlight spilling in through the glass windows of his chambers, his amethyst colored eye was fully blown wide and focused solely on her squelching cunt, watching as her little clit twitched and practically begged him for attention.
and who was he to deny his little sister such sweet, sinful pleasure?
not a second later, aemond moved to settle between his sister’s thighs, lowering his head until his breath ghosted over her wet, puffy folds, allowing him to inhale her feminine scent--- causing him to release a low, satisfied groan.
then, the prince nuzzled his sharp, prominent nose against her little, fleshy bundle of nerves, breathing her in further as two of his long fingers continued to wildly fuck her little virgin fuck-hole.
“b-bro-brotherrr! please, please! need.. n-need to--- please!” came her sweet, girlish voice which was higher in pitch than usual, making him let out a soft, amused hum.
“as you wish, sweetling,” he murmured against her clit, the vibrations from his deep voice causing her to squirm impatiently, before finally, she felt his plush, naturally curved lips wrap around her aching, throbbing clit, causing her to wail brokenly and clutch the silk sheets with tiny fists.
aemond, the kinslayer, could never deny her, could never say no to her--- perhaps, he should be furious at how weak she made him feel, but he could never find it in his cold, blackened heart to ever feel any sort of anger towards her.
his sweet beloved.
it was maddening how helpless he was against her, how deep his devotion to her was--- possibly, others would call it obsession, sinful, an abomination, but aemond knew the truth; dragons did not concern themselves with the likes of sheep.
oh, how he loved her, how he wished to possess her, to be the only person she would ever love, to be her one and only like she was his.
passionately and glowing, burningly real, her nude skin glistened in the moonlight, the few candles that were slowly dying out around his chambers and the burning fire in his fireplace teased shadows from the corner of his eye, the ghosts that still haunted the red keep were always watching and judging them viciously for their sins.
and oh, how their intertwined souls would burn in the brightest of flames, always together, even in the deepest pits of the seven hells, for all of time; for eternity.
still, he ignores the demons--- too drunk by the sweet taste of his little sister’s cunt.
“mine,” he purrs against her cute, twitching clit, suckling the nub into his watering mouth, which made his cock leak even more pre into his small-clothes, causing him to groan and harshly grind his loins down against his bed.
“say it, sweetling--- tell me that you’re mine,” he murmured, wrapping one of his massive hands around his sister’s smooth, left thigh, digging the tips of his calloused fingertips into the meaty skin possessively, holding her in place.
“ah, ah, ah— aemond, nghh..! oh-hmm, ‘m yours,” she babbled sweetly, her words slurring slightly as she began reaching her sixth peak of the night, causing more tears to spill down the sides of her face as she blinked rapidly, trying to clear her blurry vision as she felt her big brother scissoring her weeping cunt open.
wailing in despair, she felt her brother’s skilled tongue flicking and rolling her clit into his eager mouth again, suckling at it and nipping at the little nub mercilessly.
gently, with such cruel, bloodstained hands, aemond squeezed his sister’s thigh harshly, causing her to squeal and thrash her head around on his feathered pillow, her back arching like a bowstring as she finally reached her sixth peak, crying out and babbling her big brother’s name over and over and over--- pleadingly.
“oh, oh, ohhh..! f-feels so--- so good,” she sobbed brokenly, her thighs shaking and clenching around his head, making him continue to dig his neatly trimmed fingernails into the pillowy skin of her left thigh that he was still clutching, while moving his head quickly back and forth, stimulating her little nub until his little sister saw stars.
aemond knew it was sinful, having his sister gush and leak and drool all over his fingers and tongue as he continued suckling at her now overstimulated clit, her skin glistening with sweat, making her skin shine so beautifully against his silk bedsheets--- she was ethereal, an angel, his.
“sweet girl, you’ve done so good for me this evening--- so fucking perfect, little darling,” he praised tenderly, removing his mouth from her clit, while still gently nuzzling the twitching bud with the tip of the cleft of his nose, his fingers still moving almost lazily inside of her cunt, curling his fingers inside of her.
…as if he wished to stay inside of her; forever.
a soft hum escaped him in content, while he continued to gently fuck her with his fingers, more slowly as he heard her soft, girlish pleas--- more like sweet little mewls of his name.
“i think you’re ready for my cock now, don’t you?” he questioned darkly lovingly, pressing soft kisses against her engorged clit, allowing his slightly swollen lips to trail open-mouthed kisses all across the soft curls covering her mound, then across her inner thighs which were covered in her slick, watching as they continued trembling in his strong, possessive grasp.
silently, he gazed up at her longingly, a low purr rumbling deeply inside of his bare chest, the thought of plunging his furiously hard, weeping cock into his sister’s tight little cunny was almost too much to bear for the kinslayer.
oh, and how all of my devotion turns violent, aemond thought wickedly to himself, but no--- not with his sweet, beloved little sister…he would take her as his lady wife, to love and cherish and breed her nightly with loads of his seed until she was pregnant with many of his babes.
even then, aemond would never stop, how could he? she was his everything, and whether or not she was too fucked out by him feasting on her cunny for hours was no matter, because he already knew.
she loved him just the same, even if she truly did not know it just yet, his innocent little sister.
hm, what a sick little head he had, how his love turned into obsession, into possession--- but nonetheless, it was still love.
pure, undying love.
fin.
#꒰ ⋆ ♡⃘ 𝗇𝗈𝖺’𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗌. ꒱#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond targaryen imagine#aemond targaryen smut#aemond the kinslayer#aemond one eye#prince aemond#aemond fanfiction#aemond fanfic#aemond smut#aemond fluff#hotd aemond#hotd imagine#hotd x reader#hotd x you#hotd x y/n#hotd season 1#big brother!aemond#mean!aemond#ewan mitchell
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headcanon/fic idea where during the cancer arc, mulder is over at scully's place on a saturday morning going over a case file (that probably could have waited until monday, but he wanted to check on her, and scully knows that, and mulder knows that scully knows, but they both just keep it to themselves). and at one point, scully checks the time and sighs and says she needs to call and cancel her nail appointment for that afternoon, and when mulder asks her why, she says it's bc her dr prescribed her a new med and it's giving her slight double vision, and "it's a common side effect and it's temporary, but i don't want to drive until i adjust to it, and it's not worth it to pay for a cab just for a manicure"
and mulder is like, "i'm not doing anything today, i'll take you"
and obviously scully dismisses the offer, but he keeps insisting, and the truth of it is, with all the constant med adjustments and (occasionally gross) physical side effects of medication and just being sick in general, she hasn't felt particularly attractive in weeks, and while it's not like she is trying to impress anybody, she takes a lot of pride in her appearance and how she presents herself to the world, and her nails are so brittle and the polish has completely chipped away from her last manicure, and honestly, this one little thing, no matter how inconsequential, really would go a long way to making her feel more like herself
so she eventually relents (which pleasantly surprises mulder bc she is stubborn af)
on the way there she's already apologizing for how boring he'll probably find it -- how frivolous and feminine -- and "it shouldn't take too long, i'll tell her to skip the hand massage," and mulder is like, "if you tell her not to give you a hand massage i will hold you at gunpoint until you let her do it" bc he is NOT about to let her skip out on some self-care bc she's worried he'll be judging her for indulging in something "girly"
(he knows she constantly walks a fine line between expressing her femininity and keeping it to herself bc she's worried it will make her male peers view her less seriously)
her nail tech immediately asks if mulder is her husband, even tho she knows damn well he's not bc she asks him if she's found a man yet at every gd appointment, and when she says no, the nail tech is like, "why not? he's handsome and he took you to your appointment, he seems like good husband material"
(they side step out of the conversation, but she is painfully aware of mulder's smirk)
her nail tech asks mulder if he wants a manicure too, and scully thinks she's probably joking, but mulder is like "hell yeah," and scully feels like how she does when he talks about aliens with random cops and witnesses with a straight face -- like, a little embarrassed, but also in awe of his complete lack of giving a fuck
so they are seated side-by-side and get manicures at the same time
mulder doesn't get any polish, but he lets his nail tech shape his nails and apply cuticle oil and, yes, give him a hand massage
he and scully have a brief debate about her nail polish, bc she always gets a super light pink or just a glossy finish (bc anything bolder would feel like overindulging in her femininity and she doesn't want to give any of her misogynistic peers more ammo), but mulder is mercilessly persistent, saying shit like, "that peach color would look good on you" (it wouldn't, she thinks, she's too pale for it) or "that burgundy one would match the new dark lipstick you got a while ago," and she's sat there wondering when the fuck he noticed something as trivial as the shade of her lipstick, and does that mean he's paid attention to other aspects of her appearance? and if so, what does he think of them?
(eventually she lets him talk her into an insanely light shade of baby blue, mostly bc he said it would complement her eyes and she was too caught off guard to tell him to stuff it, and the nail tech makes another casual quip about how good of a husband he would be, and a teeny tiny voice in the back of her head that she can barely hear is saying, "yeah, actually, he would")
when they're finished, he slips the nail tech his credit card while she is searching for her wallet in her overcoat pocket, and he does not look remotely remorseful when she reprimands him, that bastard
in the car, she can't help laughing at the way he keeps checking out his nails, tilting them so the sunlight hits them through the window and he can see how uniform and shiny they are (his nail tech talked him into a clear top coat)
he offers to drive to the chinese restaurant a few blocks from the lincoln memorial, bc she mentioned to him two weeks ago that whenever she is too nauseous to want food, she can for some reason always stomach that restaurant's egg drop soup, and even tho she's not nauseous rn and has also eaten enough egg drop soup lately that it actually sounds a little abhorrent, she says yes anyway, bc she's so touched that he remembered that small detail
they end up getting an order to go (she orders a full entree of vegetable shrimp along with her soup, and the look of relief and delight on mulder's face when he realizes she has an appetite for once makes her blush)
they go back to her place and watch The Thing, and then a rerun of jeopardy (they're pretty evenly matched in terms of useless trivia knowledge, but the final jeopardy question is "this man is the only doctor in history to have a 300% mortality rate," and scully was saying "dr. liston !" before mulder had a chance to process how that was even possible)
she gets drowsy early (another side effect these days), and mulder is discreet in not pointing it out, and instead makes an excuse about needing to feed his fish so he should probably get going, and once again, they both know what he's doing, but they both keep it to themselves
she walks him to the door, and before he leaves, he takes her hand. she lets him raise it up beside her face, even tho she's not sure what he's doing, until he says, "yep, i was right, these make your eyes even prettier," and like ??? what is she supposed to do with THAT??
in the end she does nothing except let him kiss the tips of her fingers, right on the light blue polish, and then lets him kiss her on the forehead. (she tries not to think about where else she'd like him to kiss her, and fails miserably)
they part with shy goodbyes, and it's only in retrospect that she realizes she hadn't actually thanked him, not really
when she is dressed and ready for bed, she slides under the sheets and calls his cell
"mulder, it's me," and somehow he sounds delighted to hear from her, as if they hadn't just spent the entire day together
"i just wanted to thank you for today. i really needed it"
she isn't able to express her gratitude in full, bc that would require being emotionally vulnerable and she's not v good at that, but she suspects mulder hears what she isn't saying anyway
"anytime, scully," he says, and she knows he means it sincerely. "my hands are so soft, i might have to make this manicure thing a regular occurrence"
she laughs
"goodnight, mulder"
"goodnight, scully"
in the morning, the first thing she notices is the blue of her fingernail polish, and the warm feeling it gives her stays with her through breakfast and all the way through the afternoon
#this was#supposed to just be a paragraph#but i am who i am ig#anyway i just got my nails done and it gave me Thoughts#i did not read this i just rambled and posted#so if it doesn't make sense then o well#(instead of doing my actual irl writing i'll just write long msr headcanons)#won't make me money but#at least it's cute#otp: maybe if it rains sleeping bags#msr#txf#the x-files#diz writes conspiracies#diz spouts conspiracies
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Mandatory relationship graph to get to know my ship(s) better. And yes, two graphs because I see DO and SWK as two different person and the dynamics would differ too.
Some thoughts
I have SWK listed up taller than DO - in my AU, the DO starts out being 160cm tall and then grows with each artifact he collects. It's also why in some of my art you can see DO being taller than Oz, or the same height as her.
By the time the journey comes to an end, Oz's hair has grown longer. She's still undecided about cutting it or not.
I don't think the DO has a high horny level, I think he is faaaar too focused on completing his quest of obtaining all the artifacts. But he does get flustered very easily when Oz sometimes grabs his hand or clings on to him cause something scared her, or when she compliments him.
DO does very easily get jealous though, he is a wee bit possessive. He does't like seeing other people or yaoguai get close to her, it makes him want to just wrap his arms around her and not let her go while glaring thousand daggers at the other person. He was not happy when Oz jokingly asked if the Yin Tiger is married and if not he would marry her.
DO and Oz switches between big and small spoon, although I think the taller DO grows the more he prefers to be the big spoon. SWK is the big spoon no questions asked ("You're such a koala sheesh." "I do not know what this koala you speak of is.")
With DO, Oz had lot's of different names to call him, mostly just to get his attention. "oi, you. Monkie. Kiwi. Peach. Luffy (kudos if you get the reference)".
With Su Wukong, it's mostly him that has the endearing nicknames for her, stuff like 樱花 (Yīnghuā, cherryblossom bc of her hair color), 心肝宝贝(heart and liver treasure), darling, princess, my queen.
I don't see Oz having a lot of nicknames for SWK though, she'll most likely refer to him with Wukong. If she is calling him The Great Sage, Your Highness, Your Majesty, she is being sarcastic.
There is no confession between DO and Oz, I think both are being far too busy trying to survive, with one trying to get all the artifacts and the other trying to go home. But there is no doubt that they care for each other and have become good friends.
SWK confesses first. My HC is that after the whole journey to the west + buddhahood + leaving buddhahood + gamble and plan his death + the experience and memories he gaines as DO traveling with Oz made him a lot more mature and appreciate the things he has in his long (immortal) life. And that includes Oz. Of course he still maintains a mischievious streak. He knows what he wants and he wants to be with her. He also knows that she has other shit to deal with, like the Celestial Court trying to put a leash on her now (because family history) and that she is still looking for a way back home, so he tell her how he feels, but that he understands she has other priorities at the moment, aaaand that he will continue to support her and be her friend, but also that he will wait for her because what is another 500 years of waiting ("yeah i don't think I'm gonna live that long.")
also also, SWK is definitely the hornier one. But he doesn't get jealous or possesive like DO does. He is very secure in himself and he trusts his partner. Ofc if someone is being pushy and makes Oz uncomfortable he will step in ASAP
I've also marked DO as having no relationship experience because I don't see him as having any, i feel like all his life he was preparing for this quest. But since he gets SWK memories after he finishes the quest, I do think that makes him having some experience? Especially since the game mentiones SWK and White Bone Demon were a thing, and he was im trever able to let her go and it was one of the reasons he left buddhahood. Idk about you but I do think that indicates a deep bond they had.
aaaaand that's it. Here is the empty template for those who also want to do it:

#szynkART#the ham talks#using my tumblr to write down all my hc and thoughts before I move on from this hyperfixation#ughhhhhhhhhhhh maybe I really should try to write fanfiction again#last time I did was 10-12 years ago during peak first Avenger movies and Fantastic Beasts#but also idk if anyone would read it.#I feel like nowadays people prefer reader Y/N fanfics over ones with OCs??#I remember *old man's voice* back in my days#there were barely any Y/N reader fanfics and it was mostly OCs and self-inserts#cepheus baskerville#black myth wukong#black myth wukong oc#sun wukong#sun wukong x oc#sun wukong x reader#starfruit#former heroes who quit too late#fhwqtl
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I'm so happy you like my "oblivious König with severe mommy issues" prompt :3 I'm sorry if I made a few mistakes here and there cause English is my swcond language :(
I'm also thinking about König being absloutely snappy and bratty to reader as a defense mechanism, because he's not a baby! He can make his own lunch (frozen pizza), thank you very much, you are not his Mutter!
And reader is just standing there, smiling because she finds him so endearing when he's angry, not taking him seriously at all. She coos at him in her soft voice, saying she's so sorry, she just worries about her baby so much, he's not been feeding himself very well and look- look at your tummy, baby, you used to be bigger and healthier than that, how can I not be worried for my sweetheart? Of course she's stroking his tummy and whispering in his ear while she says that, and he has to stand there frozen or else he will let out the most pathetic whimper known to man.
He will then have to sit there and eat the most delicious meal ever while he's grumbling, frowning while reader offers him cut up slices of peach, his cock leaving a wet patch against his pants.
It gets even more pathetic in the bedroom because reader is just so full of instructions and praise for him. She's not bossy, she guides him with gentle instructions and calls him the worst names when he obeys, like her Perfect Baby and Big Boy and he just gets so riled up (because he's a military man, of course! he likes orders and that's all) he gets frustrated at his own horniness and decides to drill into her harder, and all she can do is call his cock big and he just cums and cums, groaning and whimpering into her neck :((( one day he will she her he is NOT a baby!
YES I love this for him this is exactly what he deserves!!!!
He thought he’d get a helpless pathetic girl to fuck on weekends but now he’s the pathetic one here, gritting his teeth to prevent himself from getting hard when she rubs his scalp and praises him for every single little thing he does. Every time he comes to see her there’s a big warm meal waiting for him, fat wet kisses and a hushed voice pressed next to his ear, asking him whether he had a rough week, poor thing. Poor baby must be so tired, working himself to the bone like that… His cock is pulling and leaking in his pants from her voice alone now, which is just great, just what he needed.
She says he doesn’t need to worry, says she’s here to ease his stress, and he already knows what it means; she’s going to give him infernally good head that will dissolve him into atoms and make him moan so pathetically he’ll never survive the shame that follows. Which means he must prevent it from happening, any way he can, and so he fleshes out a plan to rearrange her guts later from behind so he doesn’t need to look into those loving, nurturing eyes, always praising him for doing so so good.
The whole female population is looking at him through those eyes, cheering him on with love and gentle care, and he wants that shit so much he’s about to punch a hole through a wall and then slump on the floor to have a big fat ugly cry but he can’t do that, no. He has to stay strong and conquer… whatever this is.
And then the plan backfires horribly when she kickstarts a handjob before he’s even finished his meal. After only a minute or two he finds himself staring up at her, eyes wide and helpless and his cock jerking and throbbing and twitching in her hand as she continues to give him slow, long strokes that are sending him to braindead bliss already.
She babbles in his ear and tells him he can cum whenever he wants, he’s deserved it… And before he knows it there are long, thick strings of cum shooting out, a painful, desperate whine of a moan punching through the air. He never knew he could sound so needy. And pathetic... And needy.
His head drops to see the mess he just made, but she’s already cleaning it up, dabbing his lap with a clean, wet towel, looking up at him with a bright, loving smile.
Scheisse…
#anon I strongly suspect that you’re a sis from another mis or a bro from another hoe because JESUS CHRIST#pathetic oblivious könig w/ mommy issues is my dopamine cocaine and caffeine
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Hand on heart ( Jake Seresin x Singlemom!reader)

Chapter three
summary : as the nerves of the first day working , she bumps into a old unexpected friend which leads to mav finding out something he wished hadn't , her brother and sister in law take belle a day earlier and jake really starting to rethink his old ways.
warning : slight angst but not much , mostly fluff
previous part
Nerves hit the moment her eyes opened , the first day of her new job working with the navy of all things , irony of it still part of it somehow and yet not at all in the same breathe . stretching out checking the monitor seeing belle was also walking her little ass up . she pulled her underwear on not caring as she got her clothes and overall ready . as she ran into the toddler , t-shirt on underwear only hear a knocking on her door. Rushing to her room throwing her over alls on tying the top part around her waste as they headed to see who was at her door. What she didn’t expect was hangman standing there bag in hand and coffee in the other.
“ cluedo come on in just gonna get belle diaper changed and then i’ll be with you “ she yawned .
“ take your time strawberry , i brought you guys breakfast since your first day and all and thank you for breakfast yesterday “ he smiled .
“ well ain’t you a sweetheart , ya know where kitchen is we will be back “ she called just as another knock at her door was heard . “ could you get that “ she yelled out .
“ erm sure “ he nodded shaking his head as he opened door to see nat and rooster standing food and coffee in their hands .
“ bagman?” the two head tilted .
“ what you guys doing here ?”
“ we should be asking you same thing “ nat pushed past .
“ i came with coffee and food for her first day “ he shrugged.
“ why you being nice … your after her aren’t you “ rooster gasping and wide eyed as nat arching her brow almost sizing him up .
“ no its for her first day and thank her for breakfast it a southern thing you wouldn’t understand “ he rolled his eyes was he lying out of his ass , yes he was . Did they need to know , no they did not .
“ oh hey guys “ she appeared placing belle down toddler running well sort of running down the hall stopping in from of rooster her little pacifier in her mouth as she help her little arms out at the man . Almost spilling the coffee and food on nat when he shoved them in her arms.
“ hey belle my little princess how are we this morning “ he heading off into the kitchen as the followed after nat still eyeing jake suspiciously . she ate the food they bought leaving nats iced coffee for when she was driving as they talked away about all different things filling the space as she moved around getting ready once she did get belle dressed and gang heading out the door as jake and bradley where talking about the game coming up that when her head spun to the men .
“ got my jersey ready “ she smiled brightly and proudly .
“ your a football fan?” both men asked shocked.
“ i grew up only girl in house filled with boys most time what you think “ she rolled her eyes . “ you guys wanna come over watch it ?” she asked.
“ oh your bigger than ours tv no brainer .
“ good belle is going to my best friend cara’s for weekend she like take her time to time give me a break but help it her aunt and my sister in law “ she smiled.
“ wait means we can bring you to the hard deck after game “ phoenix eyes lit up .
“ i guess it does better get going i’ll see you at the hanger “ she waved.
Nerves once more hit as she parked her car seeing Mav standing with another man she knew as admiral beau simpson one she spent going back and forth with on to get her well here . she honestly didn’t think it would end as it did but seems as though the man really did think she was the best.
“ hey peach good to see you , you excited for your first day ?” Mav walked over.
“ yes sir i am ready to go “ she beamed.
“ captain mitchells been telling me you’ve been spending time with the dagger squad already that good to know your team “ beau nodded eyeing her up not expecting well her since most of their contact was over the phone.
“ their great bunch sir , very welcoming “
“ you know i can’t believe it i noticed only after we talked it was you far gone since the little girl i seen all those years ago “ he nodded as they began to walk in .
“ sorry ? “
“ i was stationed in texas for little bit back in the day your grandfather was my commanding officer was even around after you were born “ he smiled.
“ wait a second … your dude tripped up the clown at my birthday party cause he scared hell out of me .. bowie “ her eyes went wide.
“ bowie ?” Mav looked between the two .
“ beau .. bowie cause heroes it made sense when i was kid “ she shrugged.
“ hows your mom “ he asked more softer a look in his eyes that didn’t go unnoticed by mav .
“ i think she’s in vegas or L.A not too sure don’t hear much from her “ she shifted awkwardly .
“ well we will let you get to work kiddo please bring little one to hanger sometime love to meet her” he nodded .
“ will do she will lose her little mind “ she snorted.
“ i’ll be there in a minute you go ahead “ mav patted her shoulder and she headed off seeing the other standing waiting for her.
“ you knew her ? “ mav asked.
“ course i did i mean not til after and look more into her file , was stationed there from since before she was born till she was six “
“ her mom …friend of yours “
“ in a way look …“
“ what way beau ?”
“ she and that loser spilt for a while she cleaned up her act … thought we would be … then i found out she and he still ..” he never was nervous man , yet here he was stuttering to mav.
“ is she yours ?” he finally asked .
“ no no i was told she was mikes , leah said she was certain “
“ your not too sure are you why not reach out and see.. shit is that why you brought her here trying to make up years of not being around “ mav stood .
“ no i picked her cause she the best ,the fact she could be my daughter is no play in this now keep what we talked about to yourself i need to figure if i wanna do this “
“ do what beau pretend to be the hero of her childhood or another father in her life that didn’t bother … yeah i’m not going to be the one to break that but we both know what you should do because she not alone she got a little girl “ he scoffed walking off no even knowing where to even process the information he had just learned .
Beau felt sick , he’s been feeling sick since he discovered who she was til her brother reached out asking beau to look out for her then it all came crashing reality. Knowing what he knew and added possibility of being a father and grandfather, he should of made it known all those years been a man but he was young and wanting to rise in ranks the immaturity evident even back then. He never lost contact though part of him couldn’t and yet the coward in him would converse with others than her . now here she was , seeing her daily was it just the better thing of getting to know her again before dropping the bombshell or should he rip the band aid off but she could quit and go leave before he even got the chance to know the woman she was the whole thing was big fucked up mess with a bow tied on top . so now he was sitting in his office trying to convince himself later would be better , later bought he more time .
She didn’t know why she was so nervous moment she got into the hangar she was straight into work almost bouncing around the place . she wondered how the machines were even running first was nats as she spotted the landing was more shaky then other although they were still no better as she climbed the ladder getting to work . she also noticed the shit in pete mitchell the man was looking at her like she looked at dogs on those shelter commercials , at one point she was sure he was going to hug her before patting her back and telling her she did a good job as she and rooster eyes followed the man confused. As she walked into the cafeteria she almost surprised when admiral simpson called her to join her as they other looked even more confused.
“ family friend “ she shrugged .
“ we’ll see you after “ nat smiled although her eye looked back to the admiral something didn’t sit right with how the man was looking at her it wasn’t good or bad but it was weird.
“ sir how are you “ she smiled softly taking a seat .
“ please kid call me beau or bowie if you want” he chuckled nervously.
“ with all due respect even if you were my grandfather i would address you as sir at work “ she shook her head.
“ ok ok fair enough how have you been i can’t believe the little girl i used to know was the one battling it out with me on the phone “ .
“ negotiating with you on phone , i’m good i mean i got belle and she is light of my life and my brothers , i guess you heard my grandmama passed away “ she sighed a little sadly.
“ i did when i got home i was deployed at the time no contact i wish i could of made it “
“ it’s ok her own daughter didn’t even come but i got other family that did that’s all that matters “ she shrugged.
“ belle she what two ? “ he asked shifting seeing her eyes starting to well alittle but mention of her daughter had her beaming again .
“ yeah she is , she is cutest little thing everyone says she like me , benny is sure she is my little clone wanna see a picture “ she asked already pulling her phone out .
“ y-ye-yeah “ he hand held out as he looked down he could of sworn he was looking at her as a baby making his chest tighten and guilt and every emotion building up more and more before he handed back the phone . “ she’s beautiful i’d love to meet her , what about her father does he help ?” .
“ nah my ex husband is currently remarried on other side of the word he wasn’t ready for a baby not many are but hell she has me and my brothers adore her , dagger squad do as well even thought it been so short of time she is obsessed with them all “ she chuckled making him smile only to look up see mav glaring at him .
“ you got married ?” his eyes widened .
“ stupidly yes i thought it would give belle the father i never had you know “she shook her head laughing how stupid she was at the time they weren’t even in love at time but she thought it was right and so did he til reality set in . her words hitting him like a freight train .
“ oh shit i have a meeting erm here “ he stood almost throwing his card . “ text me and we will have a catch up properly saturday ?” .
“ i’m busy but sunday before belle comes home she going to benny and cara’s for the weekend “ she stood .
“ great see you then “ he rushed off only for her to head to the others as mav passed by her giving her that strange look again .
“ what’s with that man “ she shook her head.
The rest of the day was easy enough little repairs here and there as they all praised the fact their jet were running the best they have in a long time . she was full of grease and oil by end of the day and ready to hit her bed she was so tired. She picked up dinner before she collected belle who seemed to be as tired or so she thought the new lease on life came the moment she stepped in the door as she set the toddler down plating up their food she washed her face and hands first getting the oil off throwing on sweats she needed to wash knowing she would shower once the toddler was sleep and when the time did come she didn’t even savor it more a quick in and out washing the day away so she could get into her bed wondering what the week a head would hold fo her .
The week seemed to breese by each morning jake of all people showed up breakfast in hand til come the fourth time she just opened the door letting him in as she went to get belle and herself ready while he was plating up the food . seemed it wasn’t a morning thing it was a quick and fast friend ship growing during the week it was sometimes him alone or with the dagger squad then thursday cara called to say they were coming earlier to get more time with belle so now she she was sitting in her car as she saw her brother and cara waiting only off one flight and ready for another .
“ y’all crazy doing this “ she hugged them both .
“ we missed her and you .. wish you were coming too “ cara pouted .
“ i will next time ok , you be good girl ok mama will see you in couple days “ .
“ enjoy the break peach … beau get in touch ?” he asked .
“ yeah i see him everyday sometimes we get lunch why ?”
“ just asking , oh i put in the request hopefully hear back soon come down here “ he smiled as cara rolled her eyes .
“ we will be down here he ain’t gonna stop til we are”she laughed.
“ we better go love you peach we see you monday “ he called as she turned.
“ but i thought it was sunday ?”
“ it was we didn’t no whoops see you monday oh and i’m staying for couple days check out the base “ he added.
“ why couldn��t you text me ?” she asked.
“ because you come up with reasons to say no “ he smirked .
“ by belle baby be good for aunt cara .. be an ass for benny “she rolled her eyes kissing the tot one more time before handing over her things . watching them walking she could see benny looking back giving her sad smile then she sat in her eyes crying to which she didn’t know why it was only couple of days but still it was her baby . she wiped her eyes and head to the hard deck knowing she promised to meet the guys their after telling them belle was going maybe it was the distraction she needed . It also made her wonder of her mother how the woman was didn’t feel like this , belle was going for a couple of days and she was lost completely but her mother was able to leave and no take a look back it was astounding how she could do that . she pulled up to the hard deck it felt different from the day they went when it was closed people starting to head in as she saw jake standing outside a woman already talking to him .
He didn’t remember this chick and yet she was all over him like they did maybe he was a hound dog. He wasn’t out here for her , he was waiting y/n all day he could see it eating away knowing she was thinking of some way to cancel and keep belle at home must of been hard on her that was for sure then he seen her car pulling up as he ignore whatever her name was . he watched as she was approaching the force smile on her face didn’t hide the redness of her eyes .
“ i’ll see you in there if your not already to busy “ she chuckled looking to the woman throwing herself at him before heading in the door . never was he embarrassed by his exploits hell he bragged about them like he was at a championship but now , now he was telling the girl no and heading in thinking off how to explain his way out of it not that he had to but he did in a sense . he seen her standing at the bar chatting away to penny and he could see them all looking almost waiting and now he definitely was rethinking his policy on single moms because he couldn’t stand them looking at her like that , like he would with every woman he had met now this was different .
“ i’m so fucked “ he groaned heading to the dagger squad instead of to the bar where he really wanted to go instead. ignoring the woman calling his name or his friends watching him like a hawk all he knew was he was well and truly fucked.
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Last Nice Guy in New York??
Part Two: Living with the Enemy
Prompt: YN is close friends with Peach, Annika, Beck, and Lynn. She doesn't fit into their circle, nor does she try to. Joe soon sets his sights on YOU, leading to a domino effect within Y/N's life.
Requested: YES | Requested are OPEN|
YN's POV
PEACHES grabbed my arm slightly; her eyes wandered over my face, and I thought I saw something in them other than narcissism and an inflated ego for a brief moment. They were soft, a look ventured across her features, and her touch was more delicate. “YN,” she calls out in a tone I barely recognized. She saw it.
I retorted, “Peaches, I have to get going. I have this thing to do for class. But I will see you tonight.” She reluctantly nodded, pushing her lips together in a frown. She turned away, returning to our group of friends. Beck stared apologetically for a moment before turning away with them. Some days, I didn’t feel a part of the friend group; I didn’t live the same life they lived, nor did I want to fake it like Beck does. I couldn’t buy expensive jewelry or spend every day at a high-end coffee shop wasting 15 dollars on coffee and a bagel. I worked on campus as a TA/Tutor, allowing me to qualify for financial aid/assisted living, and being a single parent also helped secure those benefits.
The wind caressed my skin, and the smell of gasoline and pastries filled my nose—the loud chatter of the busy streets surrounded me. I pushed open the solid oak doors, the smell of baby powder, formula, and paper. I was thankful that the Daycare Center was on the third floor, away from prying eyes and judgmental glares. I tapped my toe gently in the elevator as I watched the numbers dance from 1 to 2 and dinging at 3. Hand-painted pictures scattered the walls, bringing life to the dull ward of the campus. Hand turkeys and finger-printed flowers. Photos of children with their names along with their likes and dislikes. I was then greeted by Jessica, one of the students in the Teaching Program –she smiled widely at me as she stood up for a hug. Her arms wrapped around me, her fragrance engulfed as she tried masking the smell of throw-up and other fluids. “Hey YN! Long time no see.”
A responded with a bright smile, “I know you’ve been gone for some weeks. I think Rafi was starting to miss you too.” she laughed brightly with a toothy grin. She moves away from me, leaving me alone in the hallway. I move away from the receptionist's desk. I stare at the art, my finger dancing against the groves of the crayons and paint. I heard his soft babble; swiftly, I turned around and saw his bright, toothless smile.
“It’s mama! Look, it’s mama,” she cooed, pointing her finger toward me. I smiled, adjusting my bag and taking him into my arms, momentarily kissing the corner of his head. The anxiety flushing away as he was safe in my arms. “He hasn’t been around the last month from what I heard; keep doing what you’re doing,” she comforts me, her hand resting on my shoulder. I nodded frantically as I moved away from her.
The ride home was comforting; the soft sound of jazz filled my ears as the mild breeze ran through the enclosed back seat. Rafael slept peacefully in my lap, my fingers dancing against his ravenous locks. I despised that he looked like his father, from his button nose to the beauty marks that scattered his face and arms. He scrunched his face similarly to his father's when thinking or concentrating on a task. He wore a gold bracelet his mother gifted us when he was born. Says that all the men in their family must have one. I contemplated taking it off, but I never found the courage to.
“I’m thankful for him, you know — I am going to be a better father than my dad ever was.” He stared at him, his hand caressing his face, pressing gentle kisses on his skin. “You’re here,” he whispers, “Finally, here.”
“Ma’am, we’re here,” a voice cuts through my wandering mind. My eyes focused on the man in front of me. A sympathetic smile washed over his lips.
I mumbled out a thanks before exiting the cab. I pressed the fob to the door, yanking it open as I hurriedly moved in. “Hey, YN!” an excited voice shouts out from the top of the stairs. Her feet paddle against the floor as she peaks over the guard rail.
“Finally, you’re here! I have been calling out to you all evening!” she jumps in front of me as she smiles at Rafi. I move past her, fiddling my key in the keyhole as I push into the apartment. Her chocolate skin illuminated under the dim lighting in the apartment. Her hair pulled back into a slick ponytail that was loosened ever so slightly. “So, you have a date tonight?”
I laughed, tossing a look over my shoulder.
“Come on, I’m 18 — practically an adult!” she plops down on the couch, tucking her legs underneath as she looks at me with frustration and curiosity.
“It’s a party for a friend.” I laid Rafael down in the crib, moving all the blankets and toys I tossed in earlier this morning. “I don’t do dates, Nicole, we already spoke about this,”
She laughs, “You have a 7-month baby; you do more than date.”
I scoffed in her direction, letting a smile hang on my lips. She giggles at me before her eyes move back to her phone. Her fingers were rapidly typing before her attention turned back to mine. “How’s Rafael’s dad doing?”
I stiffened as I moved to the closet, changing out of my clothes. Pulling on a simple dress, emerging from the closet, I posed slightly. “Approval?”
“Absolutely not,” she laughs, “What kind of party– it doesn’t even matter. We need to get you laid!”
“I don’t need to get anything, I just wanna look nice.”
“You can look nice and edible,” she laughs, “How about a little more boobies and less leg? Something to keep their mind wandering but begging for more.” I pulled out, a periwinkle dress, with a bit of cleavage and less leg; I brushed my hands down my hair, moving them behind my ear.
“Ta-da?” I hummed out, her eyes brightening as she offered me an excited smile. “Yes, now go find Rafael a step-daddy!”
I roll my eyes, moving out of the apartment and waving her goodbye. She was a sweet girl, just graduated high school and looking for some work while she applied to universities. Her mom and dad are professors at Brown and thought it’d be a good idea to push her in the direction of teaching – in their words, “showing her responsibility through taking care of the lives of others. How the responsibility of molding a young mind can be beneficial.”
Arriving at Peach’s house was always distasteful, the high-brow society looking down at me, seeing me as the new charity case for her to pick at and display. I didn’t fit into their society, no matter how often Peaches and Annika tried. “Beckalicious,” I heard over the roar of the chatter; she was usually so easily seen and heard no matter where she stood.
“Is this Joseph?” her voice shrilled in disdain, her arm snaked around Beck with a feigned smile. I chuckled at her momentarily, before returning my attention to the trays of wine that moved about.
“YN,” I heard a voice call out, a hand snaking around my waist and pulling me closer. I froze; the smell of champagne and cheese filled my nose. “I was hoping to run into you! I missed you!” I spun around seeing Liam Hastings; his hair pulled out his face as he wore a chestnut brown jacket with a navy blue button shirt, his chest slightly showing as he flashed me a smile.
“It’s like after you broke up Rafael, you just fell off the face of the earth!” he shouts, his hand slapping against my shoulder as he swallows a nod.
“Just wasn’t the crowd I wanted to be around,” I whispered; he tugged me closer. I clenched my hands, letting this reach his chest, trying to pry us apart. I could feel the air leaving me; my chest got tighter with every breath I took.
“He looks for you, says— you know what he says to me. Keep an eye on you!” he drunkenly laughs; I yank myself away. I found myself, darting up the stairs and escaping to Peaches’s library.
“I’m pregnant,” I cry out. Peach sank to her knees, her hand snatching at my wrist; she examined them momentarily. “I don’t want to have his baby! It was one night and I– I”
“Calm down, little dove, please. It hurts me to see you cry,” she whispers. I flinched away from her as she tried wiping the tears away. Realizing washes over her, her face turns cold as she studies me. “YN”
She called out my name; I didn’t have an answer, nor did I want to answer. “Y/N, Hello!”
I felt a hand on my shoulder, and a soft voice called, “Hello.” I spun around. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.”
“No, I'm sorry. I’m in my little world,” I chuckle, moving my hair behind my ear. I studied how his face was tightly wound together, his shoulder tense, and his brows furrowed with frustration and thought. I recognized him, the infamous Joe Goldberg that Beck had mentioned. “Joseph, right?”
He shakes his head, “Joe, just Joe.” he forces a smile on his lips. His eyes wandered to the bookshelf before back at me.
“Well, Just Joe, I’m YN; I wish I could say we would meet under better circumstances, but–” I laughed momentarily, letting my head fall to my feet. “This is probably the best you’ll get.” He chuckles; it was lighthearted– it filled the air so gently.
“Y/N…?” my name played on his lips. He repeated it a couple of times before silencing. “You’re one of Peaches's friends.”
“Don’t let her catch you saying that,” I laugh. “If she catches you humanizing her too much, she’ll lose her shit. She’s a cold-hearted bitch, but I love that about her.”
“Isn’t she your best friend?” He teased; for a moment, I thought, honest to God, she was everything I needed her to be. She was a cold and calculated bitch, but it didn’t change the fact that when she looked at me, I mean really looked at me… she saw me. Maybe that wasn't such a good thing.
“Yes, but that doesn’t mean I belong in her world,” I whispered. I begin to move past him; his hand grabs my upper arm. His touch was gentle and inviting. His thumb gently caressed my exposed skin, his eyes resting on my shoulder, and my breath caught in my throat. The noise drowned out, the soft hum of the music, the clanking of glasses, and the chatter of drunken adults. The expectations to be perfect melted away. The world slowly sunk around me. Our eyes finally met.
Carefully, I whispered to him. “Enjoy the party, just Joe.” His grip loosened as the noise around us resumed. I was warped back into the party.
Peaches watched me, her eyes dark and cold. Her hand yanked at my arm as she dragged me closer to her. A dark smile washed on her face. “I saw that.”
“Peaches, let it go,” I whispered; she yanked me closer to her. She scoffs lightly. "It was nothing."
“Stealing Beck’s boyfriend too.” Her words slurred slightly, her tongue tripping over the slight syllabus. Her eyes were red and hanging low; she took pills. “Do you realize how pathetic you look?” I stiffened, holding my head away from her.
“Peach, leave it!” I whisper, my voice weakly danced away in the wind.
“Just like how you stole Sophia’s boyfriend, you steal Becks lowly boy toy?” her voice growing louder, capturing everyone’s attention. Eyes shift, and the music decreases with each word that Peach spews. “Do you realize how you look? I am just trying to protect you!”
“Peach, please,” I begged.
“It’s like you’re trying to win a game that no one else is playing – what getting fucked once at my house isn’t enough?” Silenced washed over us; my throat stung as I watched her. My lips parted as I tried to find the words to combat her statement, to find something to make this seem like banter. My face grew hot, and all I could do was stare at her, tears falling against my cheeks freely and tickling my chin and chest. “YN-” she begins to stutter, her face contorting gently.
“I have to go, Peach,” I whispered, ducking past her as I moved past the crowd. The fresh air slammed against my face, and I sucked in gently, trying to gather as much composure as possible.
Fuck me and fuck her.
#joe goldberg x reader#joe goldberg imagines#joe goldberg#joe goldberg x you#joe goldberg imagine#You Imagines#You Imagine#penn badgley imagine#penn badgley#penn badgley imagines#imagines#imagine#requests are open
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Do the cow hybrids go into heat? And if so how pushy are each of them during their heat?
Yes. You could probably call some of them pushy, but here are general behaviors during heat for them-
Eggnog - Terrified/Ashamed of their body's natural functions. Would hate to burden you with their needs/the thoughts that pop up because of them and avoids you because of these two factors. Probably steals your underwear or watches you change, but feeds absolutely terrible about it when they're back to normal. Either extremely submissive in bed or roughly dominant, though apologetic about it.
Screamsicle - Horny Gremlin. No shame in humping your hand or thigh. Will bite if you take your attention off them for five seconds. Hands down the clingest of the bunch, but one of the easiest to deal with as they are very sensitive to touch. The type to pass out immediately after and use all of their weight to keep you down with them
Cotton Candy - Similar to Scream in the sense they'll rub all over you, but is a tad nicer/less rough about it. Brings a more romantic approach with cuddling and flowers before admitting how much they need and love you
Peach - When is this woman not in heat? The type to not say a word and just put her boobs on your arm or drag you away. Ten times more possessive and cancels any and all plans you had with others. Uses her heat to pull you away from things like a person with a small cough would use that as an excuse to call in sick for work
Apricot - Pretends they don't exist entirely. Would feel horrible for leaving the lake/calling you over just to deal with his heats and can't get off alone. Goes for a late night swim which takes his mind off it... Most of the time.
Spice - Heistant to do anything related to it unless your relationship is well established. Tries to chart out that time frame so the both of you are able to clear your schedules and enjoys the time together at home. Cooks meals for the days ahead as they know they'll be too exhausted to do anything, but still wants to care for you as you'll take care of them. Switch, but submissive leaning as they take the time off and your company as stress relief
Rootbeer - Gentlemanly like, but it gets to him overtime. Doesn't seek out your help until he's no longer able to through it using photos or memory. All bashful when he finally approaches and lets you take the lead so he doesn't push any boundaries. Still fairly handsy/flirty. Tries to make sure you get your fun too
Milk Tea - Dominate and demanding, but play with his chest or pulls his hair and he'll be at your mercy. Denies any part of it once he's back to normal, but screams like a bitch during heat and pretty much is one
Vanilla - Pretty much treats it like a disease. Goes on and on about how she normally doesn't go through heats and how grateful she'll be if you help her just this once.
Banana - DemiAce which leads into how hybrids don't usually go into heat until they find a suitable partner. Rarely does anything about them or brings it up unless you notice her odd behavior. Dismissive, but accepts any offer to help
Mint - Brings it up casually/not at all and just excuses it as a side effect of the all weed they smoke. It's definitely more intense than any high induced arousal which they'll quietly admit to when kissing all over you and acting more touchy/possessive than usual
Apple - Incredibly flustered. As the town doc they're supposed to help you not the other way around. Inevitably caves and begs you on their knees for your touch - but by that point just seeing you naked would make them explode
Chocolate - Takes care of himself in his bedroom/in the shower. Hates how needy and desperate for your attention heat makes him. Milk Hybrid heats also relate to their milk production and as he never milks himself he'd loose up alot more if he allowed himself than release which he could be persuade towards
Licorice - Didn't know this man could get weirder, but he proves me wrong everytime. Sends recordings and voicemails of him pleasure himself to photos he took of you, rambling on about what you do to him in each tape. Leaves the stained pictures on your bed and other places you're likely to find. Once your relationship is more established he will just drag you into a room or his van
Strawberry - sits you down and fumbled over his words as he tries to explain heat and everything he's going through. Ends up just kissing you (on the cheek to be polite) and guiding your hands to the source of his problem. Probably has the most sensitive horns which is good because he loves oral and they'd be good handlebar
Cherry - Right to the point - asks if you want to fuck for days with little to no stops
Oat does not go through heat.
#yandere#yandere imagines#yandere x you#yandere x reader#yandere headcanons#yandere insert#yandere scenarios#yandere oc#yandere blurb#yandere hybrid#Milk farm tag#yandere smut
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He needs to kiss his wife everymourning or else he gon be cranky the rest of the day
Headcanons/ bit of lore cuz why not:
●He's always spooing her in his sleep 90% of the night. Its his need to keep her close
●Since Ane's hair is different in texture she requires different care than others (most of the characters I seen have straight hair) also I'd imagen Wukong just playing with her hair when he's bored or needs to stay still, it's been the only he can lol (yes he does tha6 grooming stuff with her)
●He gave her one of the peaches of immortality without her knowledge...it did ensue a bit of tensions between them for a while but she understood he just wanted her to stay by his side alive instead of slowly perishing from old age :'[
●She has a dragon as a son xdd, when she first got transported to 7th century (apparently that was the year it was set in) the first thing she met was the mama dragon who took her under her "wing" for a year or so, then the dragon perished from injuries and Ane felt the duty to take care of the pup so she did. Now he a big boy who protects his human mama at all cost <33
●Both her and wukong didn't along at first ya'll know how much of an ass he was and Ane's rather easy to piss off but also easy to make her cry. He would call her snoted nose for a while until they both started to bond more it when he started to call her peaches.
●Wukong only calls her by her name in serious situations. When she's in danger or putting herself in it
●He has killed for her (and he will fucking do it again). So pls do not mess with the monkey kings wife unless u got a death wish. He MAD protective, "quite" possessive. Ane has a love-hate relationship with that.....
●All and all they both live a happy peaceful life together in their mountain with bunch of lil monkeys to take care off (none of them r biologicaly theirs but who cares <33)
#self insert#wukong x self insert#self ship#ane#author#sun wukong#monkey king#journey to the west#canon character x self insert#jttw
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No, it's about the brain rot of Sansa stans calling Dany evil and a colonizer etc. Or erasing/diminishing Sansa bullying Arya when we bring that up that she's not exactly kind, only when she wants to be.
Acting like Sansa is a perfect fit for a queen instead because she's kind and "everyone she touches becomes kinder" while she slowly poisons a child, her own cousin (she was even warned about how it hurts the boy) and then going "me and father have more important things to worry about", who's mother was murdered by the man she covers. Being classist...
You could argue that she does it out of fear (which I agree with except the feasts and classist behavior ofc). She is not "kind" like an average person would be. She isn't evil, but calling her kind and then acting like Dany isn't and calling Daenerys a tyrant is mind blowing. Dany personally feeds refugees and genuinely does her best to help people, while Miss Sansa throws feasts while the common folk is starving.
And the argument is... She killed slavers.. Oh noo, how dare she.
Also Sansa's bullying is another reason why people don't see her as kind (validly), but again people love to erase that and diminish it.

Or do even THIS lmao. I just knew there's going to be something "Arya is mean, Arya is bad" in the comments.
Yes, because Arya bullied her so much, like throwing peach on her after Sansa was her classist self (this was Arya's reply to Sansa saying "once she's the queen Arya will have to bow down to her" btw. she ain't becoming a follower like some fans wish for her to be).
She was bullied so much that she has trauma that she doesn't even believe when others tell her she's pretty. Sansa felt sooo out of place in Winterfell and lonely (not like she had any friends that followed with the bullying..) :'((
But thankfully we have Jon who's going to save her and marry her because he just LOVES the "waiting for someone to save her" type of girl! He can't stop talking about that kind of woman lmao.

Ofc. A Jonsa and Catelyn fan account lmao.
I can't make this sht up. That show should've never been made, I'm sorry, but it brought so many morons combining the show into the books and completely changed how fanon sees many of the characters.
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TF2 support class at the groomers (they are dogs)
Pain killers and a dab pen are LETHAL feel like a fetus when someone shines a flashlight into the womb
Medic
Bitch ass pomeranian
Look, German shepherd is too easy and doesn’t REALLY fit
Yes he is vicious with a brutal bite force and yes he is broad and goofy (as many of the breed are) but Medic has audacity
Such a fucking diva he struts into the groomers and LAVISHES in all the attention he gets
He knows he’s adorable ☺️ but he is a bitch
Fine with other dogs but he’ll snap at them if he gets pissed off
Favorite part is being blown out post bath least favorite is nail trimming (he bites so bad they have to hang him in a bag with leg holes)
Named Missy or bookie
Spy
Small white dog named Coco
Crusty eyes and a loyal lap dog
Bites at men’s heels and pees in enemy’s purses
At the groomer Spy is putting on a show. He does NOT want separated from his mommy (aggressive towards men) but is strutting about regardless of location
Growls at groomers but once his owners leave he needs some reassurance
He’s a very daft little dog but will warm up to some cuddles and scratchies from his favorite groomer (25 year old Diva and Rave performer w pink braids named Nichole, goes by Nicki)
Needs to be kenneled separately because he attacks other dogs and heavily resource gaurds
Humps the blanket when stressed
Attacks the weak
Sniper
Italian greyhound named micky
Responds to moo moo, baby, bubble, daddy, cookie, shoo shoo, bubba, and gaga
Mommy sometime calls him Leroy
Emotionally this dog breed really resonates with Sniper
Intelligent, capable, and excellent little hunters. Also fine with being wrapped up in blankies and held by mama. In fact, he prefers it
He’s a nervous dog and shakes once they walk into the groomers!! He will walk on a leash but his mommy carries him the second he shows fear
He prefers to be kenneled alone because the other dogs will pick on him. Baby snipes curls up in the corner and makes sad puppy eyes at any nearby human, complete with quickly glancing away when someone looks
The groomer girls’ sweetheart. They all go “Hi Mickyyyy” (the tone us women speak to animals and babies in) when they walk by and he does get breaks to play or be held
Is in love with a peach colored Italian greyhound named Starla and will share a crate + curl up with her
Hand fed treats while waiting to be groomer and while grooming
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 headcanons#tf2 medic#spy tf2#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#medic tf2#tf2 spy#support class#tf2 mercs#tf2 fandom#me holding puppies then i try to communicate to them#but my words hold no meaning to their blissful ears and instead they give me kisses with the sun
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What does your fem!stan look like? Sorry, i just realized you rarely describe how she looks and im dying to know how you imagine her 💜
True, I don’t! I’m flattered by your enthusiasm! 🩷
I imagine any fem!Stan as a... femme, so to speak. That’s because I see canon Stan’s over-the-top, exaggerated masculinity as largely performative; he wants to please Filbrick, to be a “manly man,” tough and aggressive, because that’s how his father and society (especially in his formative years) thought that all men should be. Fem!Stan, then, to me, would fall straight into the opposite category: she would start to perform hyperfemininity, instead! That’s what would please her father the most, imo, her most useful mask. So, in this way, both Stan and fem!Stan are trying to fit their assigned gender roles the best they can, even if they sometimes (utterly) fail.
I imagine that baby fem!Stan started as tomboyish, but with time, as she grew up, started getting more and more feminine. I headcanon she did theater classes instead of boxing classes (because again, her dad believes 100% in gender roles), and as a result she’s less aggressive and more genuinely charismatic than her canon counterpart. I picture her with long, slightly wavy brown hair, big brown eyes, very curvy and plump, and girly clothing. She has acne too, but she covers it up with makeup.
I have also written a fic in which both Stans are girls, called Queens of New Jersey, here. In QNJ, their physical appearance is a little more described, and my descriptions of fem!Stan’s (Melanie) can easily be applied to my fem!Stan (Stefanie) in the AU where Ford is still a man.
For context, my fem!Stan in QNJ is called Melanie, nickname Mel. My fem!Ford is called Melinda, nickname Linda. All the excerpts below are from Linda’s POV.
Baby fem!Stan (the tomboy):
Unlike Linda, who took secret pride in her long twin-braided hair, Mel could actually be mistaken by a boy if not for the too delicate facial features and high-pitched voice, not to mention the most recent development Linda was trying very hard not to think about. Her short curly hair, the fact she only ever wore pants or shorts and dirty sneakers, and her brash, bold as brass behavior were all indicative of her endearing (in Linda’s admittedly, shamelessly biased opinion) boyish character.
Her small, slender arms concealed a physical strength Linda wished would be useful against their bullies. It wasn’t, of course, since their tormentors were mostly girls and everyone knew girls—well-bred girls—didn’t beat each other up, but it never failed to impress her. Mel was a rowdy little tomboy, no doubt about it, and as such would always look the part.
Teen fem!Stan (hyperfeminine):
Sometimes she missed the old Melanie.
The little girl who didn’t care for skirts and make-up, all dirty nails and scraped knees, popsicle juice dribbling messily down her chin. A missing tooth instead of lipsticked lips, a bandage on her cheek instead of soft pinkish blush. She had been oh so much easier to understand, effortlessly in sync with Linda as twins should always be.
This Melanie was a new creature entirely. Even after almost two years, Linda still couldn’t get used to its strange habits.
[...]
She cursed the day their father had decided to offer them—more accurately, force them to attend—theater classes. The day Mel had finally understood that the way to please their father was to embrace gender roles instead of run from them, leaving Linda behind in the androgynous limbo of reason and science.
[...]
The shop had been short of options for curvy girls and Mel had been forced to rent it a size smaller, a knee-length puffy dress which made her look even more—ah, shit—cute. Very sweet, adorable even. Yes. Exactly. Plump like a ripe peach—no. Not like—not like something that could be eaten—
Like a flower. A flower not yet fully bloomed, shaped round and voluminous, the softness of its petals still encased in a bud—shielding an even greater, hidden beauty—
Heavens above, Melanie was all softness.
[...]
Linda didn’t understand much of fashion, but she understood just enough of what she saw. The dress was incredibly… form fitting, just as she remembered it being, hugging her sister’s curves like a possessive lover. There was an abundance of flesh to cover, ever since Mel’s body had developed—simple biology, of course, it was only natural—grown cushioned and womanly like a Renaissance muse.
The cleavage was a tad too generous for Linda’s taste, revealing far more of the smooth, creamy skin of the chest than she would have been comfortable with. They were squished by the bodice, and already quite large, which—
Focus.
It was a flattering outfit, perhaps all the more due to its smaller size. Objectively so. She was certain any man—any person with eyes would agree.
[...]
Linda couldn’t comprehend why she felt so irritated, for lack of a better word.
Perhaps it was the contrast between her own body and Mel’s, how overly feminine her sister’s hourglass figure looked covered in pink, of all colors. Perhaps it was the perfectly coiffed brown curls, framing her sister’s face in a highlight of her best features.
[...]
Because, even though Linda was not stronger than Mel, her hand almost dwarfed the perfect curve of Mel’s waist, the slight narrowing created by her wide, feminine hips in her delicate, feminine form.
#stancest#fem!stan#genderbending#the bunny answers#the bunny writes#idk if using the main tag for this is annoying#but i want to spread my truth that fem!stan would be hardcore femme hahah
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