#also we got bagels

[anotherpapercut]

today is library worker appreciation day and yet we're still being forced to work. curious.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[gwyoi]

You won’t believe what happened…. an attorney brought in doughnuts and now I’m going home with an APPLE FRITTERRRRR

[lavampira]

genuinely and truly haunted by a sprout that gigi and I had in our party in mhach tonight. so eager to maim and kill and do nothing else. bless your heart, nia, wherever you are now

[toontownportraits]

i don't get a choice in the matter / why would i? it's only the death of me

[muirneach]

lorenzo absolutely tanking in the final sets? likely place for him to be

[the-meme-monarch]

*Repeating 'I am not immune to propaganda.' while looking at your blog*

GOOD the more people i can convince that scc are actually really charming characters the better i think

[romijuli]

Man so like. Earlier today my fiancé and I stopped by a local sandwich shop for lunch and IMMEDIATELY after we ordered some guy eating with his family started getting huffy with the staff because he was waiting on his toasted bagel or whatever, and when the staff were like “I understand sir we’re working on it but we also have other orders to fill”

And this man. I cannot fucking believe this. This man. Said. OUT LOUD. WITH HIS MOUTH. “Well you shouldn’t put other orders before mine.”

And like. On some level I get being frustrated that your fam is eating when you haven’t gotten your food but there’s not a SHOT that it wasn’t like. Something he either needed remade or ordered after everything else was put in. Man asked for the owner. It was fucking absurd

[werewolf-transgenderism]

Quest: do one (1) selfish thing for yourself today 💞

just ordered a latte, a bagel with scallion cream cheese, a donut for later, and also a smoothie that I'm gonna stick in the freezer for when it's a million degrees out this afternoon :)

[slightlytoastedbagel]

Hello hello . How are exams treating youuu

I am doing ok but also I am dedicating this ask to a callout post for the AQA History GCSE paper 2

THE FUCK. DO YOU MEAN. "EXPLAIN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE RENAISSANCE ON MEDICINE IN BRITAIN"

[helenawa-art]

I woke up super anxious I need to stop dreaming shit

[axolotluv]

I love my mom so much ❤️

[leviathiane]

screaminng cryring throwing up over the recent op chapter. od what are you doing to my fucking son. come on. can law not catch a break ever adsjbhkds

[ice-reblogs]

Could u show your pets? (I think you said u had a pet snake?)

Anonymous because im shy lol but you might know who i am

Oh hewwo! Yeah you can see my lil shits (im joking) I love them very much

First up we got my two dogs

Stewart (left) Patrick (right)

Then you got Cheerios (it's always with an "s" at the end, never "cheerio")

I'm not the best at taking pictures of my pets- idk most of them are unflattering or blurry haha

These are the ones that are still with me. I used to have a cat, but I don't know what happened to her. We had to move out of a toxic household and we couldn't take her with us because where we live now has a very busy street and shes an outside cat. so we had my moms boyfriends (at the time, no longer together) parents keep her, just until we could find a place to live that would be safe, but she went missing only a few months after they took her. That happened uh- two years ago?? So yeah- she went missing and I didn't even get to say goodbye

Anyway here she is, her name is Bagel

I used to call her "honey bagel" "bingle bongle" I had a bunch of funny names for her. I loved singing a cover of "you are my sunshine" but instead of sunshine i said bagel 💙

[therealvalkyrie]

I love eating in the bath bc you can make an absolute mess of yourself and it doesn’t matter

[madeofbees]

i’m not even a person, i’m just a bunch of traumas stacked on top of each other in a trench coat made of fandoms.

personality ? me ? no no, that’s just season 4 of community. common mistake though !