#also triviabot

[javaaddiction]

Life series doodles with acrylic pens to decorate my erasable notebook

[honeyore]

you DONT need this many robots you just dont

[salpho]

OC I MADE IN 0.5 SECONDS he's called Wildcard and he's a trivia bot who got a little bit conscious and "broken" technically and is sent by the watchers with the rest of the bots to quiz everyone. He's a bit mischievous and asks players really hard and impossible to answer questions on purpose, sometimes lying to them if they do get the answer right somehow. The only way to avoid this guy screwing you over is if you provide actual evidence behind a your answer and then he accepts and floats away all sad. Ant with bindle style.

[w1ngedv01d]

if my inspiration/will to write is activated for longer than 2 seconds,

i WILL make a wild life au fic where Grian is someone chosen by a pantheon of gods to activate the magic deck that temporarily allows them the ability to manipulate the world and how it works, and there WILL be lore, and i WILL have the characters who are most similar to specific deities be able to meet them even briefly, and the snail god WILL have a thing for Grian, and scar WILL be jealous, and i WILL be able to share the names, appearances, and personalities of these deity OCs that have been living in my head rent free for 3 days

(p.s. if anyone sends me even one (1) ask about this au i will absolutely make posts about this. ask about the plot. the lore. a specific god. if i'm using any lore from other life seasons, and what. what ships and family dynamics i would put in this. outfit headcanons, heck. please. i will go so hard in anwering, i prOMise-)

[logosbot-tm]

Grian: Triviabot we love you! Say it baaack!

Mumbo: Love you bud!

No, Mumbo, he was asking the Triviabot to say it back not you/lh

[agarafile]

Jimmy did a random video of having everyone in the life series doing a royal rumble in the wwe game and at 9:30 into the video, gem and pearl join the ring back to back and kick butt together, and now I can't get the idea of fan art of them as a wrestler duo out of my mind

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS

watching jimmy really takes us to the wildest places. what do you MEAN i just watched 15 minutea of the life series members beat eachother up in digital wwe??

also, i love how pearl and gem just came one right after the other into the ring and started destroying everyone else. and the secong gem is out of the ring and pearl goes straight after joel (who eliminated gem)? crazy, they are a matching pair in the wweverse ig, wow

other highlights from it? the snail and the triviabot surprise appearances. lizzie being so so tall and also beating up everyone. joel was so short i couldn't see him clearly in the middle of all that madness. martyn in flipflops. everyone ganging up on jimmy in the beggining. etho surving for so long but i only saw him getting punches and laying on the floor. mumbo's mustache. whatever was happening with joel and ren at 11:13.

truly the video of all times

[nitpick7]

i feel like the life series fandom has not properly utilized the angst potential of the wildcards yet. and maybe i just haven't read enough posts or fics yet, which is definitely possible, but i'm gonna ramble anyway. (disclaimer: i've watched every pov but probably will get details wrong anyway.)

session one. pearl goes off, alone, away from her group for just a bit. just to mine a little bit more, get some iron. she's crouching at the edge of a cliff to get a better look at the cave, when suddenly the ground isn't underneath her anymore. she doesn't even slip, doesn't have time to react, she just falls.

session two i've thought about so much that i started writing a oneshot (unfortunately still a wip). everyone having to eat rocks and ores and wood and just so many things that they are not meant to eat... but they're all literally starving and real food doesn't fill them anymore. so they're biting into anything they can get their hands on, just hoping and praying that it fills them and doesn't poison them or make them float away... the terror every time the food changes? scrambling to find the next items to eat. ough.

the SNAILS. god. the snails. those things are cute but deadly. bigb, start of the session, seconds after the wildcard activates, hearing something and seeing something and then he's dead. gone. he's gone from peacefully mining to dead in seconds flat and everyone instantly knows just how deadly this one will be.

the speed one... has less angst potential. it's more just the constant fear, being constantly on edge, not used to the speed everything is moving at. they're frustrated at being too slow or their brains aren't moving as fast as their legs, or it's the very start of the session and they're frozen in time with no idea what's happening.

triviabot is less about the trivia itself and more about how it makes everyone act. sabotaging their friends and enemies alike, hiding bots, feeding people false information. they can't trust anyone in that session. but the moment they can trust someone, they latch onto them. someone gets a question about an ally and books it across the server to ask them about it, hoping their bot is still there when they get back.

more on triviabot: there's also the effects if they get something wrong. the robot voice is crazy because to themselves, they sound perfectly normal, but no one can fucking understand them. they're just unable to communicate and don't know for how long. or they're knocked down a few hearts, unable to be fully healed. constantly hurting at least a bit. being equipped with leather armor that they can't take off, unable to protect themselves. tripling in size, not being able to fit anywhere or do anything because they're so big. or their snails coming back, slower but still terrifying.

the mobs one... the very first thing that happens is everyone's beloved pets being killed. unless they happened to have the resources for a nametag beforehand. bdubs almost lost his horse! lizzie spent forever trying to collect mobs just for them to be murdered again! and the trial chamber. grian, joel (who didn't even want to be there), etho, scar; already in the midst of battle, and then all the fucking mobs change? they were terrified in real life, do you know how good that could be in fics?

you may think that there is little angst potential from superpowers. you would be wrong. again, it's less from the wildcard itself and more from how it makes people act. impulse teleporting ren into an obsidian box full of water in order to prove ren was lying about his power? that shit's CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL. impulse literally tried to drown ren to prove scott's point! and like good for him but!!! holy shit!!!!! or grian, who should know what he's doing, losing pearl's ability mid-air and falling to his death - grian falling to his death? (and obviously the listener symbolism with martyn and jimmy. we know we can do stuff with that.)

the final session is just. all of that. but combined. and more wild. it's everything all at once, randomly activating and deactivating, no one knows what's going on and it's a mess. just confusion and chaos.

so. yeah. there is my ramble, i might do smth with this but i might not. please add to this if you have more wildcard related angst, i will love you so much. Ɛ:

[lizzies-mailbox]

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @owengejuices-mailbox

Official Mailbox Lizzie Playlist

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

[pearls-mailbox]

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Fellow Hermits: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @zeds-mailbox @keralis-mailbox @joehills-mailbox @cubs-mailbox @xbs-mailbox

Other Assorted Pals: @jimmys-mailbox @smajors-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @sausages-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @katherines-mailbox @mogs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @torchys-mailbox

??? [other blogs in this universe that are not mcyts] @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @davethecoolestguy @milos-mailbox @robins-mailbox @stardusts-mailbox @feastoftheeye @erebos-mailbox

#pearlo prattles is just for me talking about whatever :) all original posts with no reblog chains!

#pearlo parleys is for posts talking with other folks

#pearlo presents is for reblogs and things [I don't reblog art as frequently as some of the other mailboxes do, but if I do and you'd like it taken down, just let me know! No hard feelings]

#pearlo postage is for mail [asks] i get!

[you can search #hermit mailbox ask universe if you want to keep up with the whole collective of rp blogs! I don't use this tag much but it exists lol]

[#hermitbox lore is for more lore-heavy rp stuff!]

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!] and I'll use them for narration too!

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

There is some shipping content here. Gempearl is at play but romantic interactions between other blogs will also be acknowledged.

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

[mogs-mailbox]

Hello? This thing working?

C: Umm Ello! Oli helped me set this thingy up when he randomly popped up in my super flat world umm- Feel free to mail me I guess? Idk;-; ima go back to building now-

Cc: Sup! I’m also the same Mod for Oli’s mailbox I go by Sharks or Phil(@hartogtm🦉) and this one was opened up purely because one of my irl friends begged for Mogswamp and can’t open one themselves, this will be mainly theirs but set up with my account lol, The other mode goes by Silli(🦐)! We’ll sign off different for Cc interactions :P

Associated blogs for RP:

Hermitcrafters: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox

None hermits and random people??: @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @hermes-mailbox

(Open for all to interact though feel free to chat:D!)

[gtwscars-mailbox]

[ Uh oh! Scar is now insanely massive! He also feels a rush of nausea at the sudden height change. ] - @triviabots-mailbox

OH SWEET BABY JELLIE WHAT IN THE WORLD

WHY

AM

I

BIG.

[itlw-mailbox]

Hey guys! Martyn here, I managed to get one of these mailbox things I’ve heard so much about, not that I trust it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it exploded on me the moment I press this button, however I am very willing to take that risk!

Feel free to send any mail, and have a good chat!

Hermit mailboxes:

@docs-mailbox @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @grians-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @gems-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @zedaphs-mailbox @keralis-mailbox @cubs-mailbox @joehills-mailbox @xbs-mailbox

Non-hermit mailboxes:

@scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox

Other:

@sincerely-some-guy @davethecoolestguy @eyesremain @robins-mailbox @player-42

This is NOT an official Inthelittlewood blog and is just a roleplay blog!

Moderator is called Pinkish, and uses any pronouns ^^

I will try my best to remain as ic as I can, but am very socially anxious, so I may not be perfect.

I will engage with most asks of any type unless they are either hate asks, or make me uncomfortable.

I will also engage with any friendship, or relationship asks/reblogs

When I am ic I will type normally, and ooc will be signed off like “- pinkish” and be tagged differently

Thank you for reading this and have a lovely day <3

[salpho]

Went from literally saying "I dunno, these guys don't look that up my lane personally" to establishing a fully fledged oc in 16 minutes

I fear whether these guys are becoming a fixation or not

[docs-mailbox]

Elo guys, it’s the GOAT, aka the least fluffy Hermit of all, aka me, Doc. 🐐

I noticed everybody else was having their mailbox reconfigured, so I thought, why not join in? After all, I live pretty far away from everyone else, so it’s good to keep in touch.

Ren: @rendogs-mailbox

My assistant Euphie: @euphies-mailbox

Fellow Hermits: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @keralis-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @zedaphs-mailbox

And Ren’s buddies: @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox

Other people: @sincerely-some-guy @sausages-mailbox @player-42

Plus… some kid? @hermes-mailbox

‼️ IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON THE IDENTITY OF THE ORE SNATCHER, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY ‼️

OP here, here’s the obligatory OOC moment on the blog intro post. My name’s Madison Madisongs!! I use she/her but to be honest I don’t really care that much. My main blog is @targetslovelyworld and, as you may have guessed, I love Stampy’s Lovely World (and a lot of its related properties, such as Finnball’s Kingdom).

Hermitcraft and the Life Series are great. I haven’t seen Rats or Pirates though, ik Doc’s in those but I just Have Not Seen Them Yet so idk how to work it into my personal take on lore.

Treebark/Renchanting and Rendoc will both be relevant to this blog.

I’m kind of more of a casual HC viewer who began in s10 who’s also caught up on Doc’s POV this season, so… if I get anything wrong or out of character lmk 😅

[enpr-ss]

WILD LIFE FINALE!!!

Wait it IS every wildcard? But just in sequence? Banana again. And finally the 3 grinches are clearly aligned. THE SNAILS!!! Is it every other wildcard card? Or only the useful ones? Ah back to his failed machine gun cross bow strategy. Randomized wild cards? ETHO GOT THE MACE ONE AGAIN LOOOOL. He simply cannot escape being breeze-coded. BigB is now the most important ally to have. Bdubs can’t beat the BigB allegations TRIVIABOT IS BACK!!! WITH CURRENT SESSION QUESTIONS! Omg. Time to see our players make an absolute fool of themselves again. Despairing over wasting time mining for diamonds last session LOL. Robot Tango again!!! Also this would help the shapeshifters maintain their disguise. THE TRIVIABOT JUST DIED IN FRONT OF THEM OH MY GOD!?!? His Minecraft body language is so communicative. Etho: “Honestly Tango: probably for the best, with the way things have been going”

Wait so the wild cards keep randomizing? And so the super powers with it??? This is going to be so chaotic. Also where’s Mumbo? Not Etho mistaking Ren for Martyn and giving him stuff LOL. Etho: “Somebody needs to blow up Joel’s car again” ETHO LOOOOOL THATS SO BRUTAL.

In which Etho’s Canadianness saves him from Scar's rollercoaster. And of course he forgot about his zombie powers. I’m sure his zombies has some words about that. Should have saved his enchanted leftover armor for his zombies lol. Etho: “You guys gotta hurry though cuz- *Skizz immediately dies in front of them*”

Whose snail is that? Do zombies get zombie snails too? Nooo the zombies…..

I bet BigB’s about to attempt to mace Etho as he answers the TriviaBot. Omg snails + triviabot is such a deadly combo. BIGB NOOOO NOT TO A SNAIL!!! BigB literally just died and Etho accidentally called Bdubs BigB.

OH MY GOD HIS TRAP AND BETRAYAL ACTUALLY WORKED!!!! NO WONDER THAT WAS HIS THUMBNAIL LOOOOOL. I guess that’s what happens when you try to corner Etho into picking your side AHAHAH. Yet another illegal yellow on yellow kill. AND THEN HIS SNAIL GOT HIM BECAUSE HE LITERALLY WALKED TOWARDS IT INSTANT KARMA OH MY GOD. I CANT IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE.

Mount Gem is blowing and it’s all Etho’s fault. She’s no longer overlooking patheticness.

WHO WROTE THIS QUESTION!?!! I HAVE SOME WORDS FOR YOU!!!

Look at Etho really committing to the innocent pathetic tuff guy bit.

Wait who has the teleport? Was it Joel or Grian? And I think the other one is shapeshifter. THAT WAS SO CHAOTIC HE JUST KILLED IMPULSE OUT OF THE SERIES OMG. “Why is it not working?” BECAUSE IT’S A BAD STRATEGY AND YOU CANT AIM??? ALSO YOUR TARGET CAN TELEPORT LOL???? What a hilarious chaotic scrum. They truly can’t touch a warper. He’s just leading them around in circles. Grian’s screech as he got warped in was so good. Did the super speed just benched because it was too op??

lol what was that 1x1 pvp. ETHO GOT SCOTT OUT. OF ALL PEOPLE TO DO SO. THE TIMING. Finally the crossbow was useful. Even when Gem loses she stays winning.

Yep not answering trivia bot, lighting up the area, and staying aware and away from the snail was the smart gamer move.

I can’t believe of all people it’s the Tuff Guys who made it intact to the final 8. And Tango has answered every single trivia question wrong and got robo’ed AGAIN. How nice for everyone to congregate near the middle at the Tuff Guys base. Why is Etho standing underneath and around the RAILTRACKS. If Joel TNT minecarts you all, it’s so deserved. Repelling a trident with a windcharge is cool. HE BLEW HIMSELF UP AGAIN LOL. Only 1 successful trap in all the series. Hoisted by his own breezy petard. Pathetic Tuff Guy to the end.

I got spoiled a bit but I’m so glad that I predicted correctly. They went strip mining in the finale…. Ah all the wild cards are not as extreme. "CHILD LIFE" JOEL?!?! The anxiety cheetah allegations are back. He’s such a sucker for pathetic men / his wife and just giving them whatever they ask for and not being hostile to them. He’s speedbridging again. Of course he tries to use his op invis ability and immediately gets exposed because of a dog. Lizzie tries to blow him up via zombie Martyn and he’s like oooooh iron!

Joel: “Pretty sure it’s Jimmy he’s got mascot energy” What does that even mean??

That Ghast screeches were unholy. Not Gem helping Lizzie, and Joel immediately leaving the Gem-Pearl drama Etho nearly got Joel as well… and how does Joel just fall for his excuses and lies every single time. And Joel keeps rescuing his wife and Jimmy from dangerous mobs.

Of course Joel dies to Scott but at least Etho got Scott back. Even if it’s by accident. And of course Joel takes it as an alliance at face value. Etho got karma’ed by his snail AND HE GOT IMPULSE WITH THE INVIS SNAIL AS WELL!! The snails are on the family’s side. Joel stays winning. Lizzie and Jimmy going out together. Rip Joel.

Ah Etho thought it was a genuine attempt but they were just messing with him. And I’m sure there’s going to be so much angst about Lizzie going after Joel and he punching her into her creeper death. What a circus of them trying to get Joel. And Grian accidentally saved him with the warp. Then he sets up a creeper trap and accidentally nearly kills Gem LOL. And he’s so focused on trying to make a trap that Scott gets him. “no-YES!” And Joel accidentally triggering all the trapped chests that Gem set again (just like Secret Life finale)

TANGO NOT AGAIN!!!! REN LOL. Oof Grian.

Of course Joel goes to see if his first trap that he spent so much time and effort on would have worked. And of course it didn’t. Even when he wins he stays losing.

How fast they stop cheering.

Grian absolutely ripping Tuff Guys to shreds. And he’s just noping away from Ren’s angst but also contributing to it with the unnecessary elaboration. Look at him and Etho continuing their playful tone banter.

Grian, looking at Pearl and Impulse: “How have we all had the same idea?”

“You got Dumb and Dumber!” Guess Grian’s still mad at Mumbo and banned him LOL.

The snails!! Giving everyone heart attacks and killing everyone in a rampage. No wonder he was so anxious about not knowing where his snail was. Grian and Scar helping each other out A LOT.

Grian: “It was always going to be like this Jim.” Eret vibes. That was SO BRUTAL. But that’s the commitment Grian has. Hell hath no fury like a widow scorned. And it’s basically the same line he used on Mumbo too.

He finally did save Joel with a warp, even putting himself on the line! Pulled through from the last episode. It’s so tragic that Grian and Joel didn’t think to warp someone to their snail.

Grian ABSOLUTELY NOPING out of the death tower that claimed so many of his allies.

How has he missed every single shot??? He’s literally in the best position too. Grian dying by falling off a cliff where he and Scar based next to a tower ala 3rd Life!!! It’s always a finale cliff.

Seeing behind the scenes snippets is so cool! And the snails!!!

LOL. Something about counting sheep to fall asleep...

Classic Gem. It would be so cool if Gem did actually take out Lizzie because that’s Joel’s only weakness.

LOL

Gem coldly rejecting any attempts to beg with “well you killed me and also weren’t good friends”

Was the bee someone? Gem pulled out her sword at it and it immediately u-turned.

She’s not even using her speed just walking away from Pearl’s mace attempts. Scott watching in exasperation. “We can’t talk until I’m on red? You better work a little harder then.” The return of toxic yuri and pathetic Pearl. She likes red bloodthirsty pathetic Pearl the best?!?! What is wrong with the both of them. What does Gem even WANT?!?!? Being red together? Killing each other for real? Or wanting Pearl constantly obsessing over her, chasing after her death but also her affection? I’m sinking my teeth into this insane dynamic.

She really just snatched up those items from right on front of her snail! I was tense!!! TWICE!!!

She’s so proud of Etho for finally killing her. I’m surprised she didn’t engage with Pearl now that she’s on red. “I'm going to make it my life’s mission to kill Impulse” and then Impulse dies to the invis snail. Even when she loses she stays winning. She didn’t even put in the part where Etho got instant karma’d by his snail too.

I love her captions so much.

Gem yelling at incompetent players has to be a compilation somewhere. Her not feeling the need to get involved with the chaos because they will all self-destruct is very watcher lore of her.

Gem encouraging Pearl’s wet cat-ness continues!!!! We are so fed!!!!

SHE MADE BDUBS ETHO AND GRIANS SNAIL INVIS AHAHAHA.

She’s trying to be insane with Pearl but Joel keeps accidentally interrupting their moment LOL. The enthusiastic tone shift, the deliberate matchy clothing…

Oof the one time she answered the TriviaBot wrong (to be fair she might have misclicked or been punched or just under too much time pressure) The sped up time killing her AGAIN. Oof. But at least no one got her; the wild card did!!! And she had to really hammer in the point about roleplay to settle the drama lol. She played so well!!! Shame we didn’t see more insane dynamics; I was really excited for the angsty 1v1 with either Pearl or Joel. And Joel won!!!

THIS TITLE AND DESCRIPTION LOOOOOOOL

Of course Scott can twin into Pearl and Pearl got Gem's powers. The perfect selection for lore and soulmate / toxic yuri angst.

Ah man they missed an opportunity to trap the blocks around the creaking heart so that it instantly sets off a tnt minecart. A swarm of angry bees is mean LOL!!!

She has fond memories of murder camel!!! Of course it’s Scott as her murder buddy.

Gem cut out SO MUCH pathetic mace Pearl content LOL. Cleo Impulse and Pearl vs Gem and she still barely landed like 2 hits. Gem’s POV didn’t hear the part where Pearl said GEM said that they couldn’t talk until she was on red. The unreliable narrator is SO GOOD!! Pearl panting like an excited dog on her last wind charge targeting Joel!!!! Gem cut out the part where she implies that Pearl doesn’t actually want to kill her because she warned her about her snail. And when Gem compliments her she starts backing off because she’s suspicious. The excited dog panting AGAIN when Gem basically stood still until the last moment??? Gem: “Right under you...” This dynamic is EVERYTHING!!

The cry of rage when Impulse died.

The pathetic wet cat allegations cannot be beat. Especially when she accidentally hotgal’ed BigB instead of Joel. The sad resignation in her voice about being pathetic. Omg I just realized the Hotguy Comic Zine roleswap AU basically got canonized.

The universe is homophobic and refused to let their yuri be reconciled, tearing them apart at Pearl’s expense at every opportunity. Excellent timing from terrible trapper warper!Joel. Gem says she can’t control him literally at the same place where they bullied MurderBot!Pearl and said the same thing of “yeah he’s just harmless like that.”

She water bucketed Gem after Scott lava’d her! Didn’t capitalize on the weakness for the kill!! Her TriviaBot question was literally about Gem giving flowers to another person!!! She pearled away!!!! And she’s sad about Gem dying!!!!! IM SCREAMING

Pearl, desolate: “I’m so lost… I didn’t get to have the murder camel with Gem. Impulse died!! What do I do?” *sad music* THE TRAGEDY!!! The return of lonely Pearl!!!! “My heart has never been so broken before in the Life Series..”

Cleo and Pearl are Ren’s swords instead!!!!! Dogwarts symbolism increases. She got poisoned arrowed and fall damage from an ender pearl into the bamboo, by Grian??? Oof.

Tango got beep booped!! Running joyfully towards "free food" (cows) and immediately bravely fleeing with extra flee when they converted into hostile mobs. “That’s not free food!”

He’s really going through all the previous sessions again. Stealing bots in the EXACT same place. eSCARgone LOL. Doesn’t even know what his superpower is as he holds his refilling windcharges, with the full durability mace in the hotbar. Unparalleled powers of observation indeed.

How did the most tenuously held together team make it all the way to the final 8? And of course classic Tango got beep booped AGAIN. He has NOT answered a single one right.

Tango AGAIN WITH WINDCHARGE ON THE TOWER!!! ON HIS TEAMMATE NO LESS!!! AND THEN HE BLEW HIMSELF UP WITH A CREEPER AND JOEL’S JOKE ARROW SHOT KILLED HIM LOOOOOL. Dying as he lived: accidentally killing someone he wasn't supposed while making Tango noises. On brand hilariously lame final death. Legend!!

Bdubs unashamedly stealing everything just to please Etho LOL. Cannot beat the BigB allegations with the creaking superpower.

Bdubs, after getting a question wrong and taking it out on Pearl: “MAYBE YOU’D WATCH MY EPISODE AND GIVE ME SOME VIEWS AND AD REVENUE!!”

Bdubs being calmed by Gem’s chill farming in the middle of the finale LOL. It’s all about the building and relaxation vibes with him.

Love how the terminology went from robot to beep boop!! And Bdubs is yelling at Etho about his encroaching snail but all he hears is beep boop. There's got to be an airpods meme in there. And then he tries to kill Etho even before he got him mixed up with BigB. It's honestly such a miracle that these 3 made it to the final 8, as the last intact team even. WHAT IS THIS DEAD WIFE FLUFFY WHOLESOME BACKSTORY TEAM SOLIDARITY AGAINST ALL ODDS AND EXPECTATIONS FLASHBACK????? Bdubs ABSOLUTELY just baiting his audience LOL??? And then somehow Etho understanding Bdubs’ beep boop arrow communication????

Gem and Joel had NO IDEA Bdubs was trying to kill them the entire time LOL That was a smooth escape from Pearl and Ren’s TNT cobwebs

The earlier reference to Bdubs’ boogey kill on Tango from Last Life from Etho and then dying by Tango’s windcharge here!!!! Bdubs: “That’s poetic irony” INDEED

Of course the Tuff guys died as they lived: bumbling around, taking each other and themselves out of the series.

THE SHADE!!! OF COURSE IT'S CLEO WHO GOT THIS QUESTION LOL!!! Her final superpower of summoning ALL the zombies!!! On brand!!! Seeing the horde of zombies in their amazing skins just swarming Gem was AMAZING. She's getting karma'd from this series and Secret Life. She didn't turn to fight off Joel, but remained attacking Grian to protect Ren all the way to the end. Truly loyal!!!!

Of course Scott got the other shapeshifting one. Maybe it is allocated by red and yellow. Also it’s hilarious seeing little Scott riding giant Scott. Well he did get Joel before he died to Etho!

Impulse was actually in such a good position to set a trap for Gem and Joel but the INVIS SNAIL!!! His luck failed against Gem and Joel's.

BigB was the first to die to his snail, it was his first death, and it's fitting that it was his final death too. Also the swarm of angry bees was hilarious. His commitment to the weird gaslighting vibe is incredible.

Her Lichjesty Lizzie being the most competent by immediately setting traps, fixing the redstone of Scar’s rollercoaster, testing it twice (got the dog!), saving Scar from his snail, and being very efficient with her zombies. She spun and launched her bot LOL!!!

Lizzie: “I need you to bam me in the bunker.” Grian: “Sosorrywhat” *Jimmy and Grian pause and look at each other in shock* Jimmy: “Don’t tell Joel.” Efficient but why would she say it like that. That was a really awkward scene.

And immediately figured out how to use her dna copying superpower. Wait it wasn’t Tango who got the first mace kill? Mumbo then?

Lizzie: “Well I guess the Bamboozlers became the Bamlosers. First team eliminated. Leave a like to pay your respects.” SHE’S SO FUNNY OMG?!?!?! They all died at basically the same time! LIZZIE AS A ROBOT ZOMBIE TRYING TO KILL JOEL LOOOOOL

Of course Jimmy gets the bright idea to lead his ravager to Joel’s base and act pathetic to get rescued. And then get freaked out by NOT his snail.

Can’t actually believe Scar finished his rollercoaster, rode it and Grian made it happen. How interesting that they both independently came up with series-long minecart rides of death. Of course his rollercoaster of death never worked.

Not Scar being mad that Grian is stealing his hotguy brand and tridenting him. And Etho being too Canadian and Scar feeling bad about killing him so many times, thus saving him from the rollercoaster.

Honestly where did eSCARgo even come from? LORE?!?!?!? Of course he died immediately after being resurrected.

Martyn as a zombie is so good. The voice, the wit, the goonishness. Bdubs awkwardly watching the divorce of Zombie Martyn and Mutant Martren. That cobwebs on Bdubs and Joel was pretty cool.

The angsty robot voice going "Ow." "I did a bucket thing." and "At least I got a couple of swipes in." is utterly HILARIOUS. And he finished 3rd, just as he wanted in the beginning!

Skizz..... He was literally about to follow Scar to his death.

“The ending is yours… Make it WILD”. Can't wait for the fandom to lore this up. Especially with the red “yours”.

This series truly has been about chaotic dramatic ironic comedic timing. Bringing up past drama, thus causing even more divorces. Absolutely no notes; it's perfection. And the FANTASTIC production work by the dev team! Funniest Life series yet!! After listening to the Wild Life Recap on the Imp & Skizz Podcast: I truly can't believe that Martyn got the listener superpower by RANDOM. And that it wasn't sorted by red / yellow / green as well. It was also a surprise that the order of the finale overlapping wild cards wasn't random. It WASN'T a surprise that they all actually randomly put on their zombie skins to red herring us. But most of all, frankly I'm amazed at how fast the dev team got everything done on such tight deadline, with such polished work! Presentation truly is everything.

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Okay, so yes, Desert Duo are friends again, Mumbo is dead, canary curse is over, blah blah blah-

But can we talk about how much effort has been put into this series? We've got people shrinking and growing in the first episode. Not being able to eat foods and having to look for other things instead in the second.

And then we have the snails? Which hung people down? And all match the person they're hunting? And got custom names? Aaand they also have animations?

Then we got the speeding up thing, which starts off slow as all hell in the fourth one

And then the Triviabot????????? Which needed a team of people for the questions + answers. Who has its own soundtrack? And voicelines? And animations? And its own snail?

Im?

There's so much effort!!! This is so cool!!! :D