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4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

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we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

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why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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netflix just implemented their anti-password sharing policy and so now im crawling back to 123movies, who is welcoming me home with open arms and lonely milfs in my area that want me carnally

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Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.

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Organize. Unions work.

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The Jackson citizens are already very angry. Maybe they will burn the whole MF to the ground!! The Governor would shit himself.