#also they're british

[pretty-puppy-bites]

I keep going back and listening to the voice notes they sent me while sexting, not even just in a horny way (I mean, a little bit in a horny way) but more just to hear their voice. Their voice is so pretty, I love the way they talk to me <3 I knew I had a voice kink but I didn't realise it could be this intense. But hearing their voice gives me shivers every time and I'm so obsessed with it. I mean I'm obsessed with them as a person and everything about them, but their voice omgggg

[egophiliac]

OMG EGO HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOK 7 CATER CARD YET

80s britpunk Cater is such an incredible direction to take. his Sid Vicious jacket! his little british police cap! I wouldn't have anticipated that going full-on Sex Pistols would be his alternate self but it is SO fitting actually. 😭

(also th-the crown symbol?! the gavel?! is housewarden Cater real because I will TRANSCEND --)

[royalarchivist]

Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

[prismatic-ink]

when the humor so good people think you have a mood disorder

[citruslllad]

friends who beat the shit out of cops together

[andi-o-geyser]

all my favourite characters are just me seeing them and going "damn you sure do clean up well but I'd much rather see you grinning with blood between your teeth"

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Paul and Prue after trying any flavour combination besides chocolate and orange:

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need? I need a scene, either alone or in a group, of like, a hero or someone talkin to someone. For example Superman and Batman talkin, everything normal right?

And then I need it to switch to the pov of an outsider and they just have the thickest accents in the world. Somehow speaking the same language and understanding each other while the civilian is just ????

[thaliajoy-blog]

Fowler saying that the dudes left on Mizu's list were the worst of them...like WTF do you mean you freak when you say they are worse than YOU

[whenthewallfell]

made my first pair of socks! I don't have a fancy sock block thing, so you'll have to make do with my ratty old desk instead

pattern is Lush Lemonade Socks by Stone Knits

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

took an edible so i'm clocking out of the rpf factory for the day but may i humbly offer the first 150 words of my jassad

[paperclipninja]

Ngl, seeing David Tennant's face in the middle of Heartstopper tripped my brain for a hot minute

[dkettchen]

SCIENCE IS ON IT! The kids will be ok 🙏

(They're even calling to stop the ban while they're doing this and on the same side as the rest of us in that "[they too believe that] clinicians, patients and families should make decisions about treatment on the best available evidence, not politicians."!)

[thiziri]

Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence during the Men's Hockey Pool A match between Great Britain and Netherlands, on 30 July 2024.

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

I cannot believe I sit through hours of lecture on the French Revolution of 1789, hours of lecture on French history from said revolution to the World Wars, then to today, hours of lecture on historiography and propaganda, spend hours writing essays on these subjects and reading about the Revolution of 1789, on its historiography and how the US are liars because they are an imperialist nation that just wants you to hate France for being against the war of Iraq, only for some usamerican tumblr user to tell me that I don't know shit about the subject and I'm just against anyone talking about French history because I'm French.

Shut the fuck up, you don't even know that "La Liberté guidant le peuple" is not this revolution, but the one from 1830. You don't even know what la Commune de Paris is. And those are things 15 years old know in France. I say "Never listen to a native english speaker about the French Revolution of 1789 or really, French history in general", I know wtf I'm talking about. I know wtf they are teaching you, and I know it is a distorted reality. For fuck's sake, they compared Robespierre to Ben Laden, this is the craziest shit I have read in a history book, and my professors, HISTORIANS WITH DOCTORATE, laugh their ass off at that. And, it's the same broken ass logic used by fascists in France rn, so thanks for bringing that in, but that's what the us wanted after all.

And, yeah, I know more than OP about history, because I know a bbc article isn’t an acceptable source. The media are like the biggest propaganda machine.

[copia]

"sleep token doesn't feel british!" just watched the fall for me mv and that man was flopping around on the most british beach i have ever seen in my life