#also the fairies are obviously fucking. fairy type. but i don’t like them

[sharkwing]

There’s a “fairytale character types” trend going around on bsky right now (originally from drakthug on twitter) and since the Once Upon a Time hyperfix is back in full force after YEARS of dormancy I had to classify my S1 blorbos. Justifications + original template under readmore!

JUSTIFICATIONS

Rumple: Right off the bat I think this could be controversial, but Villain/Jester feels so much more true to his character than if I’d tried to stick Magician somewhere in there. He’s SILLY

Regina: Unfortunately there’s no Horse Girl type so we’re going basic for her. I actually changed my mind from when I posted (the crusty versions of) these on bluesky, I think Witch/Queen fits her vibe more than Villain/Queen.

Belle: Just Hero/Princess does her such a disservice imo but I couldn’t just leave her out ☹️ if there was like a “Scholar” type or smth she’d be Hero/Scholar

Snow: Self explanatory but I just want to say that I stan her bad S1 Enchanted Forest wig 🤍

Red: Also self explanatory and I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LIKED HER WHERE TF WAS SHE IN LATER SEASONS

Jefferson: *i’m insane i’m crazy asylum vid*

Emma: I debated a lot over this one but I think Hero/Divine fits best with how both the characters and the narrative treat her. Still feels a little weird to me but I’m sure she also feels weird going from “bail bondswoman Emma Swan” to “🕊️✨The Savior✨🕊️”

Henry: SHOUT OUT TO THE LITTLE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL HAPPEN. PRINCE/HERO FOR A LEGEND

Original:

[rafesgoldrings]

Oh girl my request rn is more poly rafe kelce and topper! Whether it be fluff or some spicy spicy smut. Like their day to day life or how they take turns taking her out on dates and then all come back and treat her good 🥵

They’re backkkk🤭 I honestly missed them sm and had so much fun writing for them. I hope you guys enjoy it🫶🏻

Warnings: not proof read, light degradation, Rafe calls reader a pretty bitch one time, reader is called a slut like twice

So your day to day life is actually fairly normal, there’s still lots of flirting and subtle touches but for the most part you guys just hang out. You’ll go shopping or go with them to the gym, go out on the boat before grabbing dinner, hang out and watch a movie or attempt to play video games with them (which always ends in a (“Oh my god Y/N just put the controller down and come sit”), nothing too crazy. But the dates? The dates are a complete different story.

They have a schedule, it was the only way to ensure that each of them were getting equal alone time with you to avoid jealousy and fights. It usually stayed pretty consistent but did change occasionally if one of your boys has a special request or something happened. Monday is Toppers day, Wednesday is Kelces, and Friday is Rafes, the ones between that were ones for you to have the day to yourself or for you all to hang out as a group.

Topper usually kept it pretty casual, sweet, but casual with something like a picnic or lunch at the country club. Beach dates were your favorite, just enjoying the sounds of the waves crashing against the shore while you rested in the others arms, the soft breeze caressing your skin. He also liked to go shopping for things, clothes, jewelry, books, art supplies, whatever you had an interest in that day, he obviously would pay for it all. Even telling you not to bring any money because ‘pretty girls don’t pay for themselves’. Boat dates are another common thing for the two of you, he’d bring your favorite blanket and sweater of his with him for when you inevitably got cold once the sun started to set. He’d of course go somewhere secluded so he could pull your bikini off and fuck you while the sun hit you, the possibility of getting caught make it so much hotter than normal.

Kelce was more of the sporty/stay in date type. He loved to take you golfing, even if all you did was look pretty and tease him by bending over in the short little skirt he bought you, and then treat you to a nice candlelit dinner. Almost always preferred it near the water too, said it was more romantic when your skin was illuminated by the soft flame and it was just the two of you and the soft waves. But on days he didn’t feel like going out, he’d set up a blanket fort in the living room stocked with ALL of your favorite snacks and drinks. He’d put the little fairy lights inside of it like the one he remembered you showing him a while ago, put an air mattress inside with tons of pillows and soft blankets, light up your favorite scented candle, make sure it was as romantic and cozy as possible. He’d put on some of your favorite movies or attempt to teach you to play the games he liked, but it almost always ended with your clothes scattered on the floor. Waking up the next morning with your limbs intertwined and bare skin sticking to each other from the small layer of sweat that formed.

Rafe, as we all expected, is the fancy one. He’s buying you dresses to match his suit, diamond earrings, necklaces, rings, bracelets, shoes, just making sure you’re taken care of before the date even happens. He’d take you to the nicest restaurants, go on shopping sprees where you picked out whatever you wanted (yes that includes any lingerie shops you stumble across), go out on the yacht and stop at the local yacht club for dinner, even fly you out in the private jet somewhere for the day. He had the money and he would happily spend it all on you if it made you happy. He rarely ever stayed in on his nights unless you asked, if he did there wasn’t much going on other than him making it his goal to fuck you on every surface in the house. He was always horny around you, you were just so pretty and got his cock hard immediately. Half the time he couldn’t even wait until you were home before he was pulling his range rover to he side of the road and fucking you in the backseat, or over the hood of it, or making you ride him in the drivers sit so your tits were bouncing in his face.

They all took care of you in their own way, sexually and non sexually, but together? Together the pleasure tripled, every inch of your skin being touched, your brain completely shut off from their hands on you and their cocks burying themselves in your pretty holes. Rafe usually teasing you for it with a little degrading comment like ‘pretty bitch can’t even concentrate on anything but being a slut’. Top usually went for a mix of the two, he was usually the one teasing you while also encouraging you to keep going ‘Such a desperate slut for us huh baby? But you’re doing so good, so pretty too, just a little more pretty girl’. Kelce was almost always the one giving you praise unless he was pissed or felt like he had something to prove, ‘God princess, so pretty. This pussy is so pretty too, doing so so good. I know it hurts but you can do it, you’re made for us so I know you can baby. That’s it, good girl baby’.

The mix of praise and degradation from each one making your head spin and bringing you closer to your orgasm until you snapped, making a giant mess all over whoever was inside you at the time. Nipples being pulled and pinched and sucked, clit being spit on and rubbed until you were crying out that it was too much, each one taking a turn tasting you and trying to push their cum inside you deeper than the last. It was like their version of a group date, who could make you feel the best, who could cum the most, who made you cum the most. It was your thing and none of you would change that, you were theirs and they were yours.

Either way, you’d never go a day without being taken care of and spoiled. Even without the physical contact your phone would be blowing up with texts from each of them. Complements, pet names, voice messages, pictures, anything you could think of they were doing to ensure you were thinking about them always and knew they were thinking about you. Honestly convinced they have a separate group chat just to gush about you outside of the normal one where they try to one up each other

[readythefanons]

I was going to share the "Kim voice clips about Revachol + music" file, but tumblr was being weird about it. Instead, I present "3 minutes of Kim being a hater about cryptids + music"

This was the fourth one of these I made, and it's obviously a silly one. I had a lot of fun putting it together! I had to try a few different songs to find one that fit. (That was Type II fun, haha.) His exasperation and disbelief is like catnip to me. Plus, his line about "I liked this one" (and I guess there's an insight check that tells you he means it???) is music to me.

This one makes me smile, and I hope it will make someone else smile too :)

Duration: 3:06

Made in Audacity

Kim voice lines from GrandFrance on YouTube (link)

Song: “Time to chill” by OpenMusicList on Pixabay

gosh reddy i love these weird audios i'd love to hear more

transcript below the jump

Um... Do we have time for breaks to listen to theories about imaginary animals?

(sigh) Just one. This can’t turn into some kind of cryptid extravaganza.

Hooey. No animal can be that large. It's a mirage.

That’s not how the world works.

Hey, you promised you’d only ask about one cryptid. We don’t have time for Cryptozooloy 101.

(sigh) Fine, I’ll bite: how can an animal be a sound?

Of course. A common thread in this-- disappearance and unfalsifiability… I like the story, though.

All fairy tales have someone or something invisible in them. But do go on…

You must be joking.

Of course.

(sigh)

If the body of the creature was found, why aren't there detailed illustrations of it in science textbooks? Confirming the existence of this very lethal species?

Mmhm.

Aw, fuck it. Let’s have more cryptids.

What is the invisible cryptid?

Interesting.

This one I liked. Not only does it have eight eyes, and is a living fossil, and the largest bird ever to live… It also does mind control.

It’s actually… a little hard to see.

Huh. A real intellectual, it sounds like.

Okay, I won’t spoil your fun.

Let’s get back to our investigation, shall we?

I’m glad you see it that way.

If you only knew.

[absol-lutely]

As someone who’s resistant to poison and has healing moves and thus came out relatively unharmed when doing idiotic things, I present:

Astra’s pokemedicine guide!

Note that this guide is directed towards hybrids and other sentient nonhumans. Those who are -physically- human should avoid potions and revives like the plague, and should anticipate little effect from more natural solutions. Stick to ibuprofen.

Let’s start with the basic pokemart otc meds

Potions - do not drink them, spray them on your mon. Please. It is both very bad for you and also, I swear on the Wishmaker’s grace, it is the worst thing I have ever consumed in my life. Yes, I did try a potion once. In my defense, I was I think seven at the time and I thought it was grape soda. I learned immediately that it was not grape soda. All levels of potion apply to this one.

Revives - do not fucking bite them. Swallow them like a pill. It’s made for unconscious patients, there’s no reason you would be supposed to bite them. To be clear, you’ll be fine if you do, but if you’re anything like me then basically your entire mouth will go numb with all the medicines that you just released straight into it. Max revives are worse for this than normal ones, but both do this. Yes, I did this too, I was a challenging child.

Next, the less common products

Fresh water, etc. - do in fact drink this. Yes, it is spiked with meds, but not with anything that’ll hurt you, it’s mostly just painkillers. They’re more effective than straight potions purely because they don’t need to be absorbed through layers of skin/scales/feathers/fur and can make it to the bloodstream fairly quickly. Note: physically human readers won’t notice a difference between these and normal bottles of water. They won’t work on you, but they’re more expensive so you’re just wasting money if you drink these.

Bitter roots and related medicinal herbs - you will not like the bitter root. Your mon will not like the bitter root. You will not like wrestling your mon to make them swallow the bitter root. They suck. I personally make them into a horrific tea abomination because at least I can load it with sugar. Your preferred method may vary. Just make sure you ingest it in its entirety, basically anything else is fair game

Berry juice - while I’m wigged out by any straight from the shuckle, it really is just the fresh water category but fully natural. Nothing special here.

This is where I do not comment on what the ancient Hisuians did because while Snowpoint is full of old women who try to teach me, I do not have historical documentation to back up what were real medicines, what was folklore, and what is probably just dementia. As a general guide to what I’ve had stuffed in my mouth by assorted grannies: if you have Hisuian medicine, assume that it’ll taste somewhat like just eating slimy leaves but you’re definitely meant to eat it and it will do more than you think it will. If you have someone who tries to hype up their Hisuian medicine, though, that’s probably just random plants they’re trying to scam you with and it won’t do much.

Then, the berry guide

Obviously you will hate some berries. Natures do that.

Nothing’s going to hurt you, but if you use them wrong they might not do anything.

For the ones that lower the damage of attacks, I consistently see folks eat them after they get hit and they’re surprised when nothing happens. Eat them right beforehand. If you have a really bad type weakness (shoutout to Carbuncle who I had to mail far too many steel-reducing berries for his fairy/rock typing) then you can just kinda munch some throughout the day. To be clear, if you eat two, they’ll only lower the damage for any given attack as much as one berry would.

Healing berries do what they’re labeled as, no notes here

Tamato berries etc. are weird, I don’t understand effort values at all, but these won’t hurt you besides reducing those slightly

Anything that deals with stat boosts is way out of my realm of expertise, I run double team/protect/wish/flash and thus really really don’t deal with attack, defense, or speed for anything in particular.

Some berries only have documented effects on wild pokemon, how those would work with trainer mons is a question for your local professor (who probably also doesn’t know unless you live in certain versions of kanto specifically if reports are true)

Again, physically human readers will, upon eating a berry, experience the following effects: slight hunger decrease, slight vitamin increase, and tasting the flavor of the berry. Yes, those are just the effects of eating fruit in general. That’s because these don’t do anything special for those who are physically human.

(Physically human nonhumans, feel free to consume anything but the revives and potions as they’re processed so thoroughly you’d get yourself hurt. Anything else is fair game)

[thewayuarent]

SandRay, codependency and addiction

We can't say for sure what’s gonna happen to Ray and Sand, but I can almost physically feel how their relationship will develop into codependency.

For Ray this is understandable: people with one addiction are much more subject to others, and dependence on an individual is one of them. This is quite a common tendency in behavior, often unconscious, when a person using addiction as a coping mechanism falls into a relationships. Relationships of any kind - family, friendly, romantic, sexual - the main thing is not the nature of the relationship, the main thing is their presence. Ray, due to his addiction, is prone to compulsions, which is why it takes him so little time to fixate on Sand.

The fact that he is obviously lonely - and his loneliness is one of the reasons for his alcoholism - also has a huge impact and only aggravates the situation. But even without this, the fact that Sand is voluntarily on his "broken" side, he is ready to take care of him, sympathize with him and devote time to him is a jackpot.

When Sand offers him friendship, Ray immediately says that it is necessary to keep an eye on him on a permanent basis. And part of it looks like self-irony, but at the same time it's literally what he needs. He has found someone who replaces his need to forget himself in alcohol. In fact, he replaces alcohol with Sand, replaces one addiction with another. He’s still drinking of course but with every interaction with Sand he’s doing it less.

Sand on the other hand has what I call savior syndrome. First time he helps Ray because he is, well, a normal person with a certain level of social responsibility. Then he agrees to hang out with him for money. But then? Many people reads in his actions that he is already falling for Ray, but I doubt it very much. I see it as a mix of pity and being sorry for him. And that what makes him stay in the first place.

And it's a pretty safe combination in itself, but in the context of their relationship, it can become very complicated very fast. He’s saying it himself - sex is fine but you should be careful, don’t feel more (and oh they will). The more they become attached to each other, the more they will depend on their roles and the emotions that these roles offer them. And Sand, as a self-aware person, understands this perfectly. But he is also attracted to it. And it's not about "saving" Ray. But there is something about the fact that a person you barely know sees you as a solution. So exhausting, but so very attractive. Savior syndrome.

And at the same time, of all the main couples in the show at the moment, they are the only ones who are equal. Yes, Ray uses money for control, but Sand is well aware of this. They do not lie and don’t try to manipulate each other, they talk through aspects of their relationship and generally find them mutually beneficial. So yes, they are far from an example of a healthy relationship, but at least so far they are not completely fucked up.

It’s too early in the show to tell what happened later and how their situation will develop. But I am so interested in it. As someone who went through relationship with addicted person I am well aware about codependency and other issues. I am also know for a fact that in healthy communication, with self-awareness of both partners and support that type of relationship can work.

Do I believe that last part will be about Sand and Ray? Not really. At least not in a “fairy tale happy end” way. But Only Friens is a strong, difficult and beautiful story about people. If they choose to show struggles of addiction and how it can affect others I’m all here for it.

Will Ray fight it or choose to ignore it, will Sand be here for him or decide that it's not for him. Or maybe nothing about that and I just see personal stuff. Either way it would be interesting

[glassbead-xx]

Yelling to the void about Snow White because I have thoughts about it and nowhere to put them

And I’m tired of the internet (woe is me I’m still here)

Warning; it’s a lot of text so brace yourselves

So I hate the live action remake trend. Sometimes it’s entertaining like with Maleficent or Christopher Robin, but normally I feel like Disney is trying to replace its classics in the public consciousness

Whether because they think animation is inferior or because they’re trying to fix bad faith criticisms from the public that’s small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, I don’t know, I think it’s both

And if it’s the animation angle, rude, animation is the reason Disney is what it is today

I actually didn’t like that they wanted to mess with Snow White because of what it means to the history of animation and Disney in general but ehh they already messed with the Lion King so obviously nothing is sacred anymore

I do admit the original movie is very 30s so a modern reinterpretation would be nice, but make it a reinterpretation of the fairy tale, not the 1937 movie

And the first three princesses receive a lot of flack by modern audiences and I think that’s really unfair, like they’re not perfect but I feel the criticism is that they’re too feminine and not assertive enough, they’re literally victim blaming Cinderella who is a victim of abuse

In Snow White’s case, yes she’s really feminine but she’s also kind and resilient, she went through that scary ass forest by herself, and then became really close to the dwarves

And she didn’t clean their house just because, she did it because she thought if she proved she could help they would let her stay, because she had nowhere to stay because the Queen wanted her dead, it was a business transaction that worked really well, given how much the dwarves came to love her

Snow White is not physically strong but she has her own kind of strength, which gets dismissed because it’s a softer type of strength

Given how much Disney boasts about their live action princesses not needing a prince to save them I was scared they would strip Snow White of her kindness and resilience, because I feel like they stripped live action Belle of everything I loved about animated Belle (Emma Watson I love you but eeehhhh)

I feared they would strip her femininity away because there’s a connotation that the more feminine you are the weaker you probably are which I think is actually more mysoginistic than anything the original princesses movies did

I mean they’re not perfect but Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora are more than what the public thinks

But I don’t know why I’m analyzing Snow White, most people didn’t care about her until Rachel Zegler started trash talking her

And it wasn’t really trash talking, she was just saying the original was very 30s, and she’s right, but still people still used it as a reason to hate her

And look I don’t know what Rachel is thinking but I’m willing to bet everything she said in the D23 was stuff Disney made her say, because it sounds very similar to what they were saying about live action Belle, Ariel, Mulan, Cinderella, Jasmine and I think even Aurora

Ya’ll didn’t care about Snow White until Rachel was cast, because Rachel wasn’t white as snow (my good sir no one is white as snow it’s a metaphor be so fucking for real)

Tell me you’ve never heard Rachel sing without telling me you’ve never heard Rachel sing

She can never catch a break, first West Side Story where she was made responsible for her co star’s shenanigans, Shazam bombed, and now this, at least she did well as Lucy Gray but like give her a good role in an unproblematic movie

The public was so racist with her and Halle Bailey I will never forgive them for that, and Disney did nothing to protect them

And apparently part of the reason Disney didn’t protect Rachel is because she’s pro Palestine

But Gal Gadot is the one who got all the good publicity and the star in the Walk of Fame

She pales in comparison to Rachel and I’m glad people are starting to notice that Rachel is actually good (took them too long actually)

Also quick tangent, Rachel’s styling in the movie is so awful, I never thought they could top how bad Belle’s live action dress was but they did, with Snow White’s main dress, they dressed her like Farquaad in her white dress and she still looks better in that than her main dress ugh

Back on topic, to the surprise of everyone but my own Rachel was apparently the best part of the movie but she has been taking the brunt of the movie’s backlash, and if the movie’s bad she’s gonna get the blame even if she doesn’t deserve it

And again, no one cared about Snow White until Rachel

Ya’ll are so hypocritical with Rachel and Snow White that you’re making me defend a Disney live action adaptation, which goes against everything I believe in as an animation fan

Why do you hate Rachel so much

‘She trash talked the original Snow White’ no one cared until she called the movie outdated, as if ya’ll didn’t think the same

‘She’s entitled’ if this is because of the interview during the strike she wanted to get paid fairly, that’s what the strike was for you dumb dumbs

It’s always Rachel’s fault but never Disney’s

Really Disney has never protected their artists, not Rachel, not Halle, not half the Star Wars cast that was getting harassed, not Leah (tv Annabeth) they suck

Most of their properties are imploding and I’m like what the hell, you’d think they would try to improve but they’re getting worse, and due to recent events it’s only gonna get worse

I really hope that the live action remake trend is ending because I can’t take anymore of Disney’s bullshit

‘If you don’t like them don’t watch them’ I don’t watch them but it’s all over the internet I still can’t escape it

Seriously Disney what the fuck are you doing

[blazewatergem]

Silly Game Time: Who are some of your favorite fighter characters? And what do you like about them?

They can weild any weapon (swords, spears, axes, clubs, knives, bare hands, etc.); they can be of any class or variety of combatant (ones who rely on strength like brawlers or berserkers, ones who use finesse like martial artists or technique masters, ones who balance defensive and offensive equipment like knghts or samurai, etc.); they can be of any race or species (from fantasy or sci-fi); they can even have access to special powers to improve their combat skills (magical, psychic, technological, superpowers, etc.).

What matters is that one of their primary skills, roles in the story, and traits as a character is physical fighting.

It genuinely took me so long just because I had to think about who exactly would fit these :’D normally I’m drawn to magic characters after all, though I’m happy enough for duel wielding characters(magic with strength).

Luckily, I think I have a few that fit! In no particular order, as usual ;D

First up: Erza from Fairy Tail!

Still magic - but like you said, her main magic is honestly just “weapon” 😂 she herself had to learn each weapon type she uses, and then figure out her armor too. Ultimate warrior, and a classic in my eyes.

Second, Gwaine and Mordred from Merlin.

While sadly Merlin has to sit out for this list, I couldn’t decide between my two favorite knights. Mordred is also a magic user, but Gwaine is all brawler/sword :D

Third, we got the modern day, infamous on Tumblr Winchester brothers Sam and Dean!

Look, I’m not gonna pretend SPN made smart choices - but I do still love it and the actors :3 fanfic exists for a reason. Obviously they use a variety of weapons from magic angel daggers to a good old shotgun. It all depends on the hunt of the week.

And, to end this list off so I don’t keep rambling, my honorable near and dear…Nick Burkhardt from Grimm!

I fucking love Grimm. The effects are a bit cheesy, but considering age and time - plus how hard the work was to do with what they did at that age - I think they did fucking GREAT. His weapon is mostly just the usual gun, but he does jazz it up sometimes!

Honorable mentions to the companions cast of Baldur’s Gate 3, I don’t quite know everyone yet or who is firmly a fighter fighter, but they’re pretty cool so far!

[catboyjamesbond]

🎁 Secret Santa here! Hi!! Seems like there's been a bit of technical issues... but hopefully this makes it to you!

I heard that you primarily want an Azris pairing! Now, I'm no artist, but I can definitely write fanfiction! So, I have a few questions for you... what do you want in this fanfiction? Angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? The dirtiest smut? Or perhaps something more suggestive... I can also write pure, hilarious crack if that is what you so desire.

Also, what are some of your favorite tropes?! I'm going to obviously guess enemies to lovers based off of Azris, but what else do you like to read? What do you go searching?

Finally- do you want this fic to be more of a surprise (ex. I ask very few questions) or do you want this to be more... specific? (ex. I ask quite a few vague questions to gauge what you'd like)

And for questions to get to know you... tell me your favorite color! (I'll do one of these each time I send something that will gradually get more and more weird, so I apologize lol)

Anyway, goodbye for now friend!

~ 🎁

Hello there! No idea what happened with your previous message but I’m glad this one went through :)

I admit I’m much more of a rivals to lovers type person, at least that’s what I see azris as in canon (considering they’re on the same side and all). I really like explorations into characters and how they interact with a partner. Which is often hurt/comfort and angsty.

I see Eris and Azriel as both very flawed people with fucked up lives and I think it would be interesting (and angsty) to see them try to use each other as a form of self destruction, only for them to fit together in a surprisingly positive way.

I think I’ll leave the details such as canon or au up to you but I’d like to give my suggestions on which you pick. A small amount of NSFW or suggestive would be great but if it doesn’t flow, I can go without.

If you don’t feel the creative juices from that or whatever please tell me and I’ll suggestive something else, thanks for anon asking!

PS. My favourite colour is purple, specifically violet. That was my favourite fairy from the rainbow magic book series I devoured as a kid and I’ve stuck with the choice ever since

See ya Santa <3

[swampyswan]

No because I feel the need to explain the thought process cus it’s not actually as weird as it sounds to pick the walrus and I’m sick of pretending it’s not.

Is a walrus showing up on my doorstep more likely than a fairy, a fictional creature, showing up on my doorstep instead? Yes, obviously. But let me explain why the initial shock you’d feel from seeing either one is not as logical as what’s more statistically possible and based in human instinct.

If a fairy randomly appeared on my doorstep after ringing my doorbell, there are a few things that could play out. My initial thought was that the fairy is either one of those Tinker Bell types that are tiny and fly, or alternatively, it’s one of the humanoid ones from a Midsummer Night’s Dream or something. If it’s the latter, I might just assume that it’s a person in a costume, so I prefer the first idea because it’s direct proof of a magical being vs a possible cosplayer, and would be more initially shocking as a result, so let’s go with that.

But regardless, a magical entity has made itself known on my doorstep. While I would undoubtedly be freaked out, given that it rang the doorbell, and is, I’m assuming humanoid in appearance, presumably this is an entity capable of intelligence and can be at least spoken to like another human. I’d probably think it was some kind of joke at first, or a trick of the light, but if the magic of this being was super obvious to me, then I think eventually for a lot of people, fear would become CURIOSITY, and I’d likely be more fascinated than frightened. After all, magic exists, and it seems that for some reason it has some type of business with me! And it’s not like I know for sure what this creature is capable of, so I wouldn’t be questioning how it got there, instead focusing on the WHY. Humans are not so fear-brained that our first instinct with unfamiliarity is to dismiss what we’re seeing and flee; we’re inherently curious animals, and if we don’t know what something is, we try to inspect it safely. If the fairy is ill-intentioned then you’d probably find out by talking to it, and if it’s small enough you can swat the hell out of the little shit, but if it’s being otherwise civil towards you, you’re less likely to freak out.

I mean, if you saw a fairy, would you just swat it away like a bug even while it’s just on your porch the second you notice it, or probably take a few steps backwards in shock, maybe say “what the fuck?” Presumably at the VERY least, because this creature is unknown to you, you wouldn’t be as quick to get near it and instead engage with caution, so your panic level is likely to be lower and more curious about why it’s here, and if it can talk to you or at least communicate in some fashion, then the threshold of immediate danger is dependent on what it tells you. My first question after calming down from the initial shock would likely be to ask “what are you?!”

Now a walrus appearing instead. There is no whimsy, just presumably a regular ass walrus on your doorstep. For one thing, walruses are HUGE, and noisy, and get aggressive when threatened, so you’ll be defensive right off the bat. Unlike the fairy, a walrus is a knowably dangerous animal. I don’t know enough about a fairy to know what to do to avoid one harming me immediately, but I assume fairies don’t just knock on people’s doors to just beat them up on sight. What I DO know fully well is what an angry walrus can do, which would put me into flight or fight mode automatically.

But say you immediately slam the door and peek out the window to watch the walrus, because if you don’t close the door presumably it might try to get closer to you or waddle into the home. The longer you think about it the weirder it gets. Unlike with the fairy, the walrus can’t explain to you why it’s there, and it’s probably very stressed being in the middle of a random city. ALSO most humans live in environments walruses are not native to, while Fairies historically are associated with woodland areas, so if a fairy showed up I wouldn’t really be concerned with HOW it got there, because even if it doesn’t live nearby I can assume it’s a being of intelligence that can walk or fly, or I could just ASK it if I really cared enough. Walruses are large, slow on land, and not native to the area, so my first thought would be to wonder how it’s here to begin with.

There’s a million questions. How did it get here? Who the fuck rang the doorbell? Was it the walrus somehow? Literally how? Is this a prank? WHO DO I CALL TO GET RID OF THIS WALRUS? If this is a prank, who would plan this? Is it someone I know? Do I have a stalker? This walrus might hurt someone walking past my home! Do I call animal control? How do I explain the walrus to animal control? Is an intercity animal control center even equipped to deal with a walrus?

At least the fairy can presumably explain why it’s there, and it leaves it up to you to gauge whether it’s dangerous or not like you would with an actual stranger, and if you feel endangered by the fairy at least you have the capacity to try and reason with it, or m hit it with a newspaper if it’s small enough. What the hell do you do to calm down a walrus?

Basically it boils down to this: if you see a Fairy, your initial reaction would be a shocked but curious “what the hell?”

If you see a walrus, your initial reaction would be a terrified “What the FUCK?!”

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

[theemptyspacehelmet]

Attention-Seeker

Pairing: Fred Weasley x female reader

Warnings: Smut (minors dni), unprotected sex (cuz fiction), tit sucking, oral (female receiving), handjob, light dirty talk, Fred is kinda a brat

Summary: Fred Weasley is tired of his girlfriend not giving him enough attention. 

A/n: No stealing. Like it? Reblog. Make any requests if you want, not sure if I can get to them any time in the near future though. 

Finals were in two weeks and you couldn’t afford to waste a single moment. Every minute you had outside of class was being spent holed up in either the library or your dorm cramming and trying to figure out what the fuck was the difference between a fairy and a pixie. 

All you could care about was studying; it didn’t matter if other aspects of your life had to be put on the backburner until then, even if it meant ignoring Fred Weasley as he snuggled his face into your stomach as he laid on the bed shirtless. 

You weren’t even sure at what point he came in, or even how he managed to sneak up into the girls’ dormitories in the first place. Fred always somehow got past the enchantments that prevented boys from climbing up the stairs; you never questioned it since first off, he’s Fred Weasley, there were very little things he can’t pull off, and also you weren’t sure if you wanted to know the answer. He had found you sitting on your bed cross-legged, parchments scurried all around as you studied intensely. You were so focused that you hardly even regarded him as he walked over and made himself at home on your comforter. 

Fred had tried to grab your attention by striking up conversation, only receiving mere grunts and “hm?” in response. Unfazed, he went on to mindlessly play with your hair as you continued to look over your notes. Running his fingers through your hair, the way he knew got you tingly each time you two got intimate, he casually pushed it to the side in order to place soft ticklish kisses along your shoulder and up your neck. 

“Not now,” you muttered, shrugging him off just as he lightly bit your earlobe. “I need to finish this.”

He huffed, and, like the brat he was, adjusted himself in order to lay his head down on your crossed lap; he looked up at you expectedly, amber eyes glittering. 

“I don’t have time for this,” you sighed, not setting down your papers but also not pushing him off. “Just go hang out with George or something.”

But go he did not. Fred was unbelievably horny. Ever since exam season arrived, you’ve hardly given your own boyfriend the time of day. Your bedtime activities have hit a sudden hiatus, and Fred wasn’t the type to go cold turkey. He wasn’t leaving this room until he at least got something out of you. 

His head remained firmly in your lap and you just decided to leave him be. Time passed and you two remained in that position as Fred continued to try and focus your attention on himself. 

He wrapped his arms around your torso, creeping his hands up your shirt in order to fiddle with your bra strap. There was no resistance from you as he unclasped it and pulled it out and began playing with your bare breasts, shirt still on. You bit your lip lightly as he continued to flick you nipples but determinedly focused on your homework. A task that became considerably harder when Fred decided to pull your shirt over his head in order to start sucking on your tits, tongue flicking playfully. You let out a small squeak, and gave him a light-hearted slap on the arm.

“Later!”

All you received in return was a frustrated grunt, but he complied and took his head out. Instead, Fred sat up and pulled his own shirt off, leaving his upper-body completely bare. You resisted the urge to roll your eyes, knowing this was his way to try and distract you. 

You had always loved looking at Fred’s body. Obviously he was very fit, being the Beater for the Gryffindor Quidditch team after all, but it wasn’t in an obnoxious muscular way. It was more subtle, in a way where you only realized how toned he was when your were tracing along his arms, admiring the blanket of freckles that decorated his shoulders. But now wasn’t the time for that. 

Casually, he rested his head back on your lap, burying his face into your stomach, snuggling. This much intimacy was fine, you’d allow it. But of course it wasn’t enough for Fred. 

It was long before he hands were already exploring your body once more, particularly at the end of your skirt, his fingers inching up your led and tracing your stocking. Eventually he pulled them off— placing a trail of light kisses on your inner thigh, making your breath hitch. 

At last, you decided to indulge him just slightly. You though providing him with a little pleasure might let him back off on his advances and finally give yourself room to think. Not even looking up from your notes, you reached down to his trousers and began to palm his cock through the fabric. Fred let out a low groan, lifting himself off your thigh. 

His body began to jerk, long limbs stretching across the mattress and hips rutting in the direction of your hand in order to increase the friction. Panting, he cried out your name. 

“More...”

“Don’t be greedy,” you said, rustling through your notes. He let out a small whine and shifted, lifting up your leg so he could have a view of your clothed cunt. 

“C’mon, sweetheart,” he urged, leaning in to leave a firm kiss directly on your clit, still covered under your panties. You just barely held back your moan. “It’ll make for a good stress-reliever...”

He continued this action until he could feel your grip on his cock begin to weaken as you started to submit into the urge. Hearing the papers finally slip out your fingers and scatter to the floor, he silently celebrated and eagerly tugged off your panties. 

“Oh, sweetie, how much have you been holding back until now?” he cooed as he admired the view. You were much better at hiding your pleasure than it appeared; your cunt was already dripping and pulsing for satisfaction. Not wanting to waste a single moment, Fred dived in.

You let out a gasp as he ate you out like a dog lapping out of its bowl, leaning back to place your back completely on the bed. His tongue circled your clit just before he began to suck to area, causing you to cry out his name in ecstasy. 

“F-fred!” you whimpered, feeling unbelievably turned-on. “I-I–”

“Shh, just let this happen,” he said, head still in between your thighs. “You have no idea how long I’ve been holding back.” 

So you simply let out another moan and gripped the sheets as he continued on his work. His tongue swirled inside you and you were just about to reach your peak, a knot in your stomach pulling tighter and tighter when suddenly he stopped. 

Coming up for air, Fred lifted his heads and locked eyes with you. He started to unbuckle his pants.

“Take off your shirt. I want to see your tits bounce as I fuck you dumb. Let all that studying go to waste.”

You listened, swiftly unbuttoning your top as he pulled off his he rest of his clothes. His cock was already hard, and dripping with precum. He helped you out of your skirt before positioning himself to your entrance, hands firmly on your waist. 

He pushed himself inside, arising a sharp intake of breath from the both of you. Soon enough, he was thrusting. 

You two had been together long enough that it wasn’t wrong until you fell into the right rhythm. Fred’s hips snapped to yours forcefully and you moved your waist to his thrust in order to get his cock deeper inside of you. You couldn’t stop your whines and moans as his pace started to get rougher.

 “Yeah? You like that? I can feel yourself getting tighter around m’cock,” Fred grunted, gripping your waist even tighter. He then used one of his hands in order to thumb your clit, increasing the volumes your pleasure to a new level. “Tell me how you feel.”

“Good. I f-feel good,” you gasped, wrapping your legs around his waist. “S-so good, Freddy.”

“You better remember this the next time you try to ignore me then,” he growled, leaning over to bite your lightly on the shoulder. “Forget exams. I’m the one you should focus on. OWLs could never make you feel as good as I do.”

“No. Only you,” you breathe, grasping Fred by the neck as he began to leave a trail of marks along your collarbone. He was numbing the rest of your senses. At that moment, he was the only one who existed in the universe. “I only want you right now.” 

You could feel him smirk against your skin. Stars were appearing in your eyes and you reached out to kiss him. You could taste yourself in his mouth as your tongues tangled together. 

It wasn’t long until you could once again feel the familiar tug in your stomach. The burning pit in your belly. You were just about to be sent over the edge. 

“Fred, I’m gonna cum, fuck, I’m about to cum, I—” you groan and he continued to thrust into you. 

“Cum with me doll.”

In a couple more harsh snaps, you were both groaning, drowning in the pleasures of your orgasms and burning in your bliss. 

Fred pulled himself out, causing you to sharply inhale, and he fell down at your side, breathing heavily. You leaned over and placed a kiss on his temple. Just as you were pulling away, he caught a quick kiss on the lips, which you happily leaned into.

“Happy now?” He nodded giddily, wrapping his arms around your waist. You smirk and sit up, releasing yourself from his grasp. “Then could you please let me study now?”

[plantcomic]

Q&A

Thanks for your questions! You can still send some, I’m planning on answering them next weekend and then starting to work with new chapter.

I’ve never been asked this, you’re the first! I don’t think I will. I might, possibly tell a short timeline, but dunno. A friend of mine is tracking time by Tauno’s beard development and that’s actually one of the tells!

Ooh hmmmm Plant started as a daydream AU to whatever characters I was currently obsessing with like, years back. So it has gone through a lot of variations spawning from the question of “hey what if there was a fairy who got their wings ripped off, would that be fucked up or what?” and to what kind of world it would be. If I was a braver writer I would have some strong message here, but I’m not and I just want to rotate these characters in my brain microwave for vibes.

On a smaller scale I guess things I focus on are grief, obviously, but also finding joy and contentment in everyday life. Tauno and Varpu aren’t going to save the world, but they can try to save each others and sometimes that’s all you can manage to do and sometimes that’s enough. And I’m obviously trying to work out my own mental issues here.

Tauno and Varpu live in a country called Suntio, which is one of the northern areas where wild fae still exists to some capacity. Southern contries, where human culture has longer history fae has disappeared entirely centuries or even millenia ago.

The birth of fae has probably something to do with how pristine the nature is. The more human handwork shows up, the less fae borns or lives there. Suntio and it’s neighbour contries still have some lived history with faekind from the time before their industrial revolution, and known wild fae populations deep in nature reserves. There’s minimal contact as fae tends to move when discovered. In some neighbour countries there’s a small push to awknowledge woodland fae as a type of human.

I’m not a plant scientist and don’t know shit of how fae is grown, but I assume it’s something to do with controlled environment mimicing natural meadows. Would explain the diverse flower population instead of more cost-effective monoculture.

Veil is extremely rare in the wild, so it’s not really a fear outside the factories:

Next some rattle from friends.

[mypimpademia]

Since we don’t know what Miruko’s agency is like, I’d love to request hc’s of Hawks, Aizawa, Bakugo, and Mirio going there only to see it’s full of gorgeous black women of all shades, hair textures, and varying quirks. Of course they meet and fall for Y/N, who’s Miruko’s assistant (but a room full of black women is heavenly asf). I think their reactions would be hilarious since they’re visiting due to hero work stuff but they’re distracted by all the queens around them.

Keigo (hawks) x black!fem!reader, Aizawa x black!fem!reader, Bakugo x black!fem!reader, Mirio x black!fem!reader

TW: Swearing

Note: I love love LOVE this, and I hope you like these bc I had sm fun writing this

For obvious reasons, on Bakugo and Mirios parts you're her assistant but you're still a student (assistant in training?) And you're there for your internship. You also go to shiketsu!

Also, you said black women so I just assumed fem reader but if you want gender neutral please tell me and I'll fix it!

KEIGO.

This man wouldn't know how to act

Of course he's gonna be respectful because he'd hate to make any of these beautiful women feel even a little disrespected

But he is most certainly doing double takes👀

Keigo is in awe of the diversity

Gorgeous dark-skinned women, brown skinned women, 3a to 4c hair, women with vitiligo, albino women, plus sized women, and even more!

And they all look like fucking models

He feels like hes in heaven, and if he is, he's beyond pleased with life after death

But he swears hes seen a goddess when Miruko introduces you

"This is my assistant, Y/n, she's been working with me for awhile..."

Keigos attention span pretty much dissolved when you waved and smiled at him and he stopped listening to Miruko

You follow him and Miruko around, and help Miruko further explain whatever it is that he's there for

And he honestly forgets he's supposed to be fucking working

Probably flirts with you a little bit too

Miruko probably gives him an 'Alright hawks... I see you.' Loook

By the end of it, Keigo didn't listen to a damn word anyone but you said and most definitely didn't get the work he was supposed to do done <3

But he did get your number, and that's all he cares about

AIZAWA.

Walking into that agency damn near broke him

Hes lookin around lost as fuck because he thinks he just died and went to heaven

There's no way all these beautiful ass women could just be all in one place and on earth

And lord have mercy when he saw you he said "God is a woman"

Dare I say he blushed???

Miruko had something to take care of, so she had you show him around a little, since that was pretty much all he was there for

This man could listen to you just speak for hours

And since you're alone together he takes his time to look at you

Your hair (no matter how short), your face, and most definitely the way you basically glow when you guys pass by a window (Miruko probably has a lot of windows at her agency for that exact reason)

By the time you finish showing him around, this man is all about you

"You guys already done with the tour? I hope Y/n treated you good."

This man was still in a daze and could only nod

Shouta didn't ask for your number, but he did look forward to seeing you during meetings and any other time he'd have to come to Mirukos agency

BAKUGO.

His parents are fashion designers, so he's seen all types of women and people of all colors

But why the fuck ain't he ever seen none of these women in magazines?!?!??

Literal models. Every single one.

And when he saw you??? He's never been so stuck in his life.

He turned red in an instant, and was completely frozen in place

"This is my assistant Y/n, she's the same age as you and she's here for an internship as well. You'll be working together most of the time– and from the looks of it you won't have an issue with that."

Miruko definitely peeps the way he acts around

And you both do that stare that black people give each other when they both feelin the same thing

Bakugo is stubborn though, and he acts like he doesn't care about you

But fails miserably

This boy is down expeditiously, and he knows it and so do you

Always looking at you, getting blushy around you, and very obviously trying to find ways to be around you

You usually smile if you catch him taking small glances at you, and it makes him flush pink 100% of the time

And just to mess with him, when he blushes you ask if he's okay or what's wrong

He usually ignores you because he knows you're doing it on purpose so why the fuck you askin, you KNOW whats wrong

He walks you home at the end of the day, and eventually he (forcefully) gives you his number

You're honestly the best part of his week when it comes to doing internships

But will he tell you that? Absolutely not <3

MIRIO.

He walks in and the smile on his face is wider than usual

Mirio loves black women more than anything, don't @ me.

All shades, shapes, and sizes

So seeing all the variety in there just made him start chessin

Even their quirks have variety!

Fire, electricity, light, air, and even hair quirks

He complimented all of the women that walked by him

"Hi! You look gorgeous!"

"Hello, I love you hair!"

But when he saw you he could not hold back

"This is my assistant Y/n, she's here on an internship just like you, you'll be working together pretty much all the time."

"Hey there Y/n, nice to meet you! I already know you're gonna be a ray of sunshine!"

Yeah, he ain't even try to hide that he fell for you on the spot

Cracks jokes all the time just to hear you laugh

Purposely tripped over his own feet in front of you once just to say:

"Oops, guess I'm falling for ya!"

Mirios jokes are always corny, but he's so precious that you can't help but laugh

Sometimes, he gets distracted when he's looking at you, and triggers his quirk without realizing

Ends up naked and halfway through the floor

"Mirio... you set off your quirk again."

He laughs it off but you're like 'Sir this is the third time today you've ended up butt ass naked and inside the floor'

But at this point you've gotten use to seeing him with his cheeks out, and its something both of you often laugh about

Though, it's still alarming when a 6 ft tall beef cake is suddenly through the floor at waist level

You definitely know he likes you, and you like him too because who wouldn't?

The entire agency is rooting for both of yall

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[thedailyplatypics]

Rad, let’s go over the points you’ve brought to the table then and see if I can add them to my list because obviously I’m missing them right?

1: (A few kids are learning to hate Jews in Gaza.) Somewhere that’s probably happening, but most kids in Gaza, again, are normal kids and no kids deserve to be bombed and killed. I have seen a few kids in Israel learning (very much) to hate Palestinians as well, so would that justify bombing all of Israel’s civilians as well? Obviously not because I’m not a fucking monster. Next point.

2: (Hamas puts military bases in hospitals.) There’s barely any evidence of this and any “evidence” shown to try and prove this is sketchy and propaganda fishy at best. Countless people have pointed out so many issues with their videos trying to prove this. If you remember the “calendar incident”, yeah, they pretty much stopped trying to push this after that and the media lost interest in their efforts. Israel also originally went from denying they bombed hospitals to trying to justify it by saying Hamas soldiers were in them. Under international law Hamas soldiers would also be allowed to be treated in hospitals, a detail they leave out.

Also, if hospitals were so full of Hamas soldiers they would be showing up in eyewitness videos of atrocities being committed at hospitals constantly, but no one seems to be able to find any. Thousands of refugees are also taking shelter in hospitals and completely swamping them. There’s no way it’s strategically or logistically possible to fit military personnel in there especially when the IOF forces they’re supposed to be fighting aren’t there. I haven’t seen any claims by doctors working in Gaza (including international ones) who have come forward to say that Hamas is in hospitals either. The only thing I’ve seen them actually talk about is the overwhelming amounts of wounded Palestinians desperate for help which brings me to the next claim.

3: (Victims are playing dead and injured) This lie stems from the BTS of a Lebanese short film spread on X (Twitter) where people claimed it was a behind the scenes of Palestinians playing injured and dead, but it’s actually behind the scenes of a Lebanese short film about the pain Gazan people feel. This was disproven months ago. The other video spread around to fuel this rumor was the one guy who held a dead baby that looked like a doll to people. Maybe it is a doll, but considering there’s a lot more videos of definitely dead babies, hate to say it too, but it’s probably a dead baby. Because yes, bombing buildings where civilians are actually does result in babies dying too. They’re not magically protected by fairy dust from indiscriminate Israeli bombing and being buried under cubic feet of steel and concrete.

If you don’t believe me, again, I highly suggest Palestinian Father Collects Body Parts of Child in Grocery Bag, along with the countless videos of babies, toddlers being dug out from under rubble, videos of children being operated on without anesthesia, ambulances being bombed, aerial views of Gaza’s decimated buildings, and of course the countless other videos taken before October 7th even happened. (Some of those, again, in the documentary I suggested Born In Gaza (2014) which you can find free on YouTube.)

While most Israeli and Zionist propaganda is quickly pointed out as a false, it is tricky to spot some, but the trick is it’s always the information they bounce between both denying and trying to justify like they’re unsure of it themselves.

The other type to spot is anything they claim Palestinians do that can also be applied to what Israelis have repeatedly, and obviously done themselves. (Throwing stones, teaching hate, etc.)

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

He should say this again to his 191.9k twitter followers and 209k IG followers.

[isas-oc-asylum]

Arboresian Territories Lore

Arboresia is comprised of 6 territories of varying sizes, the borders of which constantly change. The cultures of each region are WILDLY unique and the Arboresians who call them home are passionately loud about how amazing they are.

Magic is the main influence of this, of course, even down to how the climate functions differently in each region. What do you mean there’s a blizzard in one territory and its 90°F in the one right next door? Magic fucking said so, that’s why. Earth’s regional climate logic be damned.

Four out of six of these territories are referred to as the Primary Territories. These four have cultures and names that revolve around the four seasons, which arguably is the phenomena that contributes most to making nature so beautiful, as it influences the flora and fauna. Fitting nature-inspired regions for the nature-loving country. These four primary territories are Autumn Hallow, Goldray, Bloomshine, and Fort Frost.

Arboresia also has micro-territories such as the Metsuki Kingdom, and disbanded territories such as Obsidimoore. These are not major enough to get a section elaborating on them, but I might change my mind on that.

A lot of territory culture and the expansion on how these territories are so cool come in the form of headcanons and such that don’t fit the format of this post, but that can be remedied by asks or other posts. One way or another I’ll find a way to convey how awesome and unique each territory is.

All flags below have been made by @deaths-presence​!

The 6 Arboresian territories are:

Autumn Hallow

Goldray

Bloomshine

Fort Frost

Jazswing

Scornwood

Natives in each territory are called:

Autumn Hallow: Autumn Hallowans

Bloomshine: Bloomshiners

Goldray: Goldrasians

Fort Frost: Frostians

Jazswing: Jazswingers

Scornwood: Scornwoodians

Autumn Hallow

The Autumn Territory, obviously. To nobody’s surprise, the spooky and magical supernaturals founded the Autumn and Halloween-themed territory first. Here, magic and power are loudly celebrated. October is Supernatural Pride Month and Halloween is the biggest, most extravagant and magical holiday in not just the territory, but perhaps the entire country. Autumn Hallowans party HARD and there is nothing more significant to them than being your true spooky self, no matter how terrifying or weird. Autumn Hallow is the most densely populated with supernaturals, though the entire country is comprised of them.

Territory Flag:

Goldray

The Summer-themed, yeehaw territory. Blend yeehaw aesthetic & hot girl summer. This territory is all about warmth and summer fun. If Arboresian agriculture isn’t coming from Autumn Hallow, it’s coming from here. Go to any rural American state, or fuck, just stand in a cornfield somewhere. There ya go, it’s Goldray. Arboresia has an entire population of Florida Man equivalents and they live here.

Territory Flag:

Bloomshine

The Spring-themed territory. Here, nature is even more everything than it is in the rest of the country. Litter is a felony and nature prevails over all. This territory is incredibly green and full of colorful plants and the most mystifying creatures you’ll ever see, even in its biggest cities. It’s very easy to mistake this territory for a rainforest or some kind of insane fae realm. Everything here is mythical and full of whimsy. Bloomshine is heavily populated by elves and other mythical creatures, rather than supernatural. Fairies, satyrs, unicorns, all of it.

Territory Flag:

Fort Frost

The Winter-themed territory. It’s like a free trial of what its like to live in Antarctica during the Winter, and during the other three seasons it’s a more accessible version of Alaska. Despite Autumn Hallow’s... everything, Fort Frost is the territory that terrifies Arboresians the most. Shit here is just another level of wild and scary. Internet cryptids found footage type scary. Yetis are real and they fucking live here. But even with an array of massive, deadly creatures both normal and mythical, Fort Frost still has all the cozy and gorgeous winter wonderland things all you cold weather enjoyers love the most.

Territory Flag:

Jazswing

The American 1920s called, they want their aesthetic back. For some reason a bunch of Arboresians (maybe who were American immigrants? But nobody knows for sure) fell in love with the aesthetic of being party animals with bomb ass fashion, so they made a territory about it. Jazswing is a territory of music, fashion, and living the high life no matter how poor or wealthy you are. The territory also has a reputation for not only bringing back the good parts of the American 20s and the arts, but it holds Arboresia’s biggest port, which is a popular spot for tourists, and modern day pirates. But most notable of all, Jazswing has a not-so-subtle and very present underworld of crime. Mafias, hitmen, bootlegging, drug dealers, the whole package. Jazswing has a rich culture that goes deep, but you best be careful about how far into it you venture.

Territory Flag:

Scornwood

Steampunk isn’t out of fashion or purely fantasy, you’re just a pleb who hasn’t visited Scornwood, Arboresia. Its a place of innovation, traditional magic like alchemy, and the coolest parts of the steampunk scene, especially the fashion and cool gadgets. Live your spunky sci-fi dreams here. Don your goggles, top-hats, pinstriped clothes and smother everything you own in gears. This is the territory for you. Scornwood loves tradition, and can be very exclusive about what or who enters it to avoid modernity tainting the things that make it special. They don’t live a strict no-tech lifestyle whatsoever, in fact they LOVE the stuff, but it absolutely MUST fit the culture. None of that sleek chrome bullshit.

Territory Flag:

[ineedships]

Rewatching legacies on Netflix has made me sad thinking about how much better this show could’ve been if it was ACTUALLY made about a school for the supernatural like it was SUPPOSED TO BE and not about Landon and his bloodline. If we’re really thinking about it Landon was always the main character not Hope. Everything about the story revolved entirely around Landon until he and malivore died FOUR SEASONS LATER.

The show was SUPPOSED to be following hopes life at a supernatural school after losing her family and whatnot and instead it turned into Alaric using his students to deal with supernatural problems. It feels like 90% of the show doesn’t even take place at the school because we never see teachers. We never see them in class. We never see them with actual assignments. They showed us that wannabe quidditch ONCE in the first episode but then NEVER brought it up again???

To me the best episodes were always the ones that were actually focused on school related stuff. The football games, the therapy box day, that day with Emma when wade explains how he thinks he’s a fairy, the talent show, the dances etc

Now after the the 4 years of suffering through malivore we gets some random cheap all powerful god being who’s meant to be the big bad but falls in love with aurora in the 5 seconds he’s been awake and hasn’t killed a single person yet?

I think the problem is that instead of crafting a story and watching their lives flow like actual lives like tvd and to is that they instead used the supernatural and Arrowverse set up where they need to have a new type of villain (monster) show up every episode to defeat and each episode will slowly build into each other what we get for the finale

The PROBLEM with this layout for legacies is that it doesn’t make sense to use it!!! For Arrowverse it makes sense, they’re superheroes of course there’s always gonna be a new threat waiting around the corner for them to deal with, same for supernatural, but with legacies it doesn’t make any sense to do the same

The ONLY WAY that layout works is if they change what their “villain” is to something else. The point of this type of layout is to have SOME KIND of problem each episode that needs to be solved and they fucked up legacies by going with the stereotypical problem that there’s some kind of bad thing that needs to be defeated, if they took their heads out of their asses they could’ve realized that the problem that needs to be solved each week DOESNT NEED TO BE A PHYSICAL ENEMY

They could’ve focused on the problems of a regular teenage life, the problems of school life, bullies, trying to figure out who you are, failing classes, sports, fundraisers, their rivalry with mystic falls high, being homsesick, secret trips into town to try and have fun only to be hassled by either the high school kids or by the sherif (Matt) who knows what they are and hates them for it, falling into the wrongs crowds, etc etc

The whole point of legacies was to be different than tvd and to and the one thing we never got from either was seeing anyone have a normal life. Obviously being supernatural and all wouldn’t allow it to be totally normal but it would’ve been nice to see all of that instead of the typical tvd/to thing where it’s like here’s this random big bad that’s now your problem to deal with (and legacies couldn’t even get that right dragging malivore out for 4 fucking seasons)

I also would’ve committed cold blood murder to watch Lizzie and hope bicker/fight everyday through regular school and then slowly become friends as they realize how imperfect they both are like Hope could walk in on lizzie in the middle of one of her volatile breakdowns and they have an awkward moment of being nice/not fighting for that one moment which makes them awkward/unsure of how to feel and treat each other after that and just to watch the relationship slowly bloom

I also hate how put together lizzie is now, don’t get me wrong I love that she’s got a better handle on her mental health but I think they moved passed the volatile breakdowns way too fast, she was/is bipolar right?? I would’ve loved to see that version of her explored a lot more and how other people would react with it

Example: I would’ve loved to see Lizzie lose it after Josie confirming she made up all those lies/rumors to/about lizzie, like after confirming it I would’ve loved to see lizzie storm out of the room and then in some empty room she would have another one of her volatile breakdowns because 1) how much she suffered from those lies and 2) because she idolized hope and always wanted to be friends with her and those lies cost her that

I also would’ve LOVED to see Josie eventually realize she’s got her own slew of mental problems and to have to start meeting with Emma regularly

There was just SO MUCH wasted potential with this godforsaken show and as much as it pains and irritates me and HATE that it isn’t this and that it’s actually the terrible terrible terrible mess that it currently is I CANNOT afford for it to be canceled because hizzie is the only thing keeping me alive so let’s stream legacies on Netflix besties

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST.

name. dandi! 

pronouns. she/her!

preference  of  communication.  i meannnn. discord & ims are best! i prefer to keep my discord for people i am super comfy with! so closer mutuals, but the more we talk and interact i am always open to sharing it!

name  of  muse. TOO MANY. but this is an ochako uraraka blog that’s disguised as a multi cause i suck. :3c

rp  experience  /  how  long. i’m 30.. lmao!! i started rping in the roleplay boards on NEOPETS, okay? i don’t even know what year that was!! EIGHTH/NINTH GRADE DANDI???  soooo like-- fuck. i graduated high school in 2010 so like 2007/2008 ish? sure, let’s go with that. i’ve been around the block. rped both on tumblr and off. & i have a bachelors in english literature aka a fancy $40K paper that says i can write. 

best  experience. oh shiiit. i mean.. there really have been a lot over the years! i have friends i’ve met irl from rp when they came to the east coast! i’ve been in fandoms where it was just such a sweet and family vibe until some sort of choas always ensued, but the happy times in the inuyasha rpc or rwby & fairy tail rpcs here was fun. honestly?? now? i feel like there at times will always be some kinda drama on the dash, tbh. but the friends i’ve made / have now at this point in my life? i am just having a great time! :)

rp  pet  peeves  /  dealbreakers. i mean drama, negativity, sure. but-- constant pestering is kinda big for me. i work on an average of about 46 hours a week. and my job can be stressful. i am SLOW with messages on discord and responses/asks/replies. so, constant asking for threads / asks does get under my skin because then rp feels like it’s part of my job & it’s not. this is a way for me to de-stress & relax, so please don’t be that guy :tm: i’ll get to it when i can. i think another that also tends to bother me is i’ve told you once, i shouldn’t have to say it again. & that’s irl too. like if you know the answer, why ask again? idk-- and i digress. jsadhfb;l

fluff,  angst,  or  smut. fluff & angst more than the nasty. & obviously the nasty is with of age muses only, but that just needs a whole level of comfort from me that i will not have with each mun when we just start writing. i mean that goes for all shippy things and such, like the chemistry has to be there for me. but, i’d need to be comfortable with the mun too. & the nasty is like super rare so i don’t even know why i’ve typed all this on it, oops.

plots  or  memes. honestly, i like both!! sometimes with multiple muses (which i have, have you seen my gdoc?! who am i-- ajskdnbf) it’s just easier to plot! because then i have something to look forwards to with a lot of different characters, plus it gives me more ideas when doing starters / asks. but winging it? hey, sometimes that’s the best way!

long  or  short  replies.  sdflgjksfd;gl/ if you cannot tell by the size of this freaking thing, idk what to tell you. my replies can get lengthy! esp. if i am super into the thread / character interactions, etc! i mean i do try and post shorter things, but more often than not they tend to be on the longer side. my characters are all over thinkers, sorry lmao. but i always say to my partners not to feel obligated to match if it does get long!

best  time  to  write. god... whenever i have the free time? a lot of times i write asks on mobile at work and then answer them in the ask, but i’ll always mobile tag it and usually only do that with asks i think won’t be turned into threads! other times it’s usually after work or on a weekend if i have some free time there. 

are  you  like  your  muse. i think we put a little of ourselves into each muse we write, i know i do, for sure. but the muses that are probably most similar to me would beee: lucy heartfilia & ochako uraraka. :3

tagged by. @knightinsourarmor - thanks reina!!! <3

tagging. anyone who hasn’t done this yet & wants too! tw: long post