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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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i saw the terminal glow
okay,, merry late christmas whoops and goodnightt !! ALSO, thank you everybody for the insane reception on the first post!!, and also check out the donations/gfms on my main page for people in palestine/gaza who are in need! i cant donate, so spreading it around's the best i can do to help <3 ! donate if you can n share it around!
#ULTRAKILL#mirage ultrakill#ultrakill mirage#KRITA#MS PAINT#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#PRACTICE#FULL COLOUR#NO COLOUR#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#EDIT FOR IMAGE ERRORS#EDIT FOR MISSING TAGS#TAG YAP#sorry about sleepy mirage i know its kinda scuffed :-( wuomp sfx#anyway okay so uh#mirage is my fav now#something i didnt expect actually#also a little goodie is that mirage and v1'll have head wires that literally spell out VI / V1#can you see it#v2 will have#well#theirs will be shaped like a VII#does that make any sense even#i hope it does LOL#the pink basket -comma- is from that warehouse store place i mentioned in my first mirage post! but not the stuff inside#Goodies are: Rice balls/Onirigi - Meiji Apollo Strawberry Chocolate - Hanamo Moromi#mirage is eating raw egg and rice in the top right
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see art up to the day before or leave a tip!
rare pairs for your consideration - applejack x carrot top
#my little pony#mlp#applejack#carrot top#golden harvest#appletop#this series is a great excuse to draw my rarest of pairs that i've been into since i started in this fandom#i genuinely dont remember if golden harvest has a canon personality but for some reason to ME she'#she's always been sort of like a country rarity????#probably largely due to her being The Rarity in shimmer verse#so yea this is a big fav of mine actually#also i took out the counter cause why would i do that to myself
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Do you think I should buy a birthday cake? But I've been stood up three times. [...] Although I don't know what happened between you and your friend, it's always happier to spend your birthday with someone you like.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 04
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userrain#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#*pats the top of ai di's head* this guy can fit so much baggage in him 🥰#he's also so completely unaffected he's just like ok so here a quick rundown of my life#and how i celebrate not being dead with my best friend#who im also in love with but he likes someone else and forgot our birthday deal the last three years it sucks#bai zongyi and the girl at the counter: sir this is a bakery#ai di beloved your experiences are not universal#i honestly love how he just kinda forgets other people his age aren't like him and how very unapologetic he is abt that#anyway sad birthday post#dog tags in his hand. </3
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I re-blonded my hair and cut my bangs 💛
#tbh this process was a mess#i just wanted to bleach my root#get it all back to blonde#i ended up with two different shades of blonde from top to bottom#its also a little darker than usual#im normally like a honey blonde#day one it was like an ash blonde#also coming out of the salon is felt rly bad#like super dry and fake#went home and washed it immediately to get it soft again and counter the toner a bit#also asked them to trim down my bangs and the tips cauze its all frayed and grown out and they just didnt#cut my bangs myself#tldr im getting a new stylist cuase this went bad#ive paid less for better#nobody mention my trash or plates 🤐#me#mine#selfie#girl#blonde#glasses
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Sonic OC inspired by that kind of weird retcon-ish thing where Silver can't actually time travel on his own and instead just has random time portals happen to him, something that I affectionately refer to as him being "Cursed By God". This character is also cursed by god in a different manner. She doesn't really get to have any especially useful powers or go on fun adventures or anything like the other sonic characters she just has to live in a Twilight Zone episode for her whole life. I got kind of excited about her so she comes with an excess of information and an arbitrarily high effort picture. Her extremely long name amuses me
#my art#sonic oc#sonic the hedgehog#sth#i'm maintagging my fan character because i think she is really cool. sorry.#idk if i should tag silver he's technically there. she says something mean to him.#i dont think she even necessarily dislikes silver i think she just considers crucifying him as an option at this point.#also in the purple background image the pictures distorted in the background are counter clockwise from the top#screenshot of silver's intro from 06 random panel of silver's future from idw sonic wiki's picture of the festival of the sun#aaand metropolis from sonic forces. Because I needed a fourth picture to fill that space.#also the implication with her being religious is supposed to be that shes a solarishead. Which is difficult since solaris stopped existing#i was trying to be subtle about it but i had to clarify it to my friend so i figured i would just say the situation outright anyways...#Also she's named after a chemical compound that has no existing pictures online! Only a description of what color it is on wikipedia.
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Book 4: *exists*
Me: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular-
#twisted wonderland#twst#kalim al asim#jamil viper#azul ashrengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#twst grim#twst yuu#ace trappola#deuce spade#you know if it wasn’t for the Ramshackle ghosts Book 5 would’ve been about someone overblotting over cold temperatures#obsessed with Jamil showing his true colors and Azul going 'omg can we be friends?'#i love this book SO much!#like Jamil-#sir was everything his plotting was everything#azul's counter plan was everything#the kalim/jamil conflict was top tier#Azul and Jamil have my favorite current/previous overblotter dynamic#oh my gosh I am so obsessed with this book the climax went so hard#I wish I could capture how great this book was in memes#this is the book that made me get into TWST i will go on a tangent over how much I love it!#oh also me freaking out seeing Epel at the end there#that's my OG boy right there!#memes#twst memes
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I just made peanut butter cookies with peanut butter cream and they're amazing look at them!!!
#new recipe#and it turned out great#dont really do cookies with frosting but these are the exception#naff nuh huh#also sorry i had to put the cooling racks on top of the bottles of peaches#because we did way more bottling today and have no counter space
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combed out my hair and realized it's almost waist length again... i feel my powers returning......
#my powers = bitching and whining because it's everywhere#me: how can i make this about my selfships#sorry i'm still on a selfship high since last night (thank you dodger ilysm)#samu would help me wrap it away with a kerchief so it doesn't get in the way while in the kitchen (it's onigiri miya branded ofc)#we end up making out agains the counter and there's a 73% chance i burn my ass on a hot stove top (again)#omi would help me braid it so i don't pinch a nerve again when trying to do it myself upside down#and bc he loves doing it. acts of service man fr.#kawa would complain the most because i used up all of our conditioner AGAIN but he'd also cry the loudest if i threaten to chop it off#the kind to constantly play with it while we're out somewhere. fingers twirling around a strand#-`♡´- selfship#-`♡´- tulip mail
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Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning (2023)
#prepare for a little spam#i watched in on monday and i have THOUGHTS!#let's start with my favourite still from the movie: daisuke's drawer#not only does he have all important digimon items in the top drawer#he also has a SUPERB collection of sunglasses#dude's got some shades#and the ones he picked for going out in this febuary dreariness almost look tame compared to the others#but they do resemble the sun a bit so perfect to counter the grim winter weather and the dark events to come#digimon adventure 02 the beginning#daisuke motomiya#digimon
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no dan and phil youtube video or instagram uploads
no spotify wrapped
no sweet treat
what is the point of being alive?
#edit in tags - i refuse to participate in bwagfeo so kindly piss off with that#i rebuke the bad energy from bwagfeo#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#dan howell#spotify wrapped#also my car for some reason smells like manure#but only when the air blows#and i have no treats at home#because i'm trying to cut back on spending money#so i can't just go to the store and get a sweet treat#or in my case salty treat because i do not like sweets#my spotify wrapped prediction is it's all just going to be day6#top song either counter or letting go the rebooted version#but what is the point of living right now anyway?
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You know, i can see why people would say Kakashi would lose a fight to Hashirama and Naruto. He would. They’re litterally god status shinobi
I think Minato and Tobirama are overrated but i’n tired of fighting with thise fans
But Hiruzen and Tsunade are Hokage’s who Kakashi is on par with. Stats wise Kakashi is between them (Hiruzen has 34, Kakashi 34.5 and Tsunade 35) meaning they’re all very close in skill. Tsunade obviously has her 100 healings which would make her incredably difficult to defeat obviously
But I think people are REALLY over hyping hiruzen. He’s known as the strongest of his generation and the professor but like… His biggest accomplishment is knowing a crap ton of jutsu’s
Which is obv impressive but Kakashi knows more
Both Kakashi and Hiruzen have all the elements mastered
Both of them are incredibly strong and talented shinobi known for being the strongest of their gen (with Kakashi’s friend actually being as strong as him and surpassing him by using the eighth gate while Hiruzen’s friend just stole Uchiha eyes and died a meaningless death but that doesn’t count towards them personally)
How does Kakashi keep getting religated to ‘weakest Hokage’ when Hiruzen and Tsunade are the same level of him, each with different skills
#like i think Kakashi could take Minato as well#he’s also a well rounded shinobi obv his acadamy grades were top in all areas#but his main thing is his flying rajin which Kakashi had a perfect counter for with his electricity#but their both also genius’ so it would be one hell of a fight#but people want to act like Kakashi just gets stomped by all the Hokage#when that’s not the case at all
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arise, daughters of dathomir
Other versions:
Without the magic (probably my 2nd favorite version)
With all the magic
Simple/unshaded version
#star wars#ahsoka show#tcw#nightsisters#dathomir#mother talzin#talzin#great mothers#idk what their names are#redbean art#based on the idea that talzin is the 4th/most powerful great mother#seriously if the other mothers actually finish that resurrection/reembodiment ritual talzin had set up in the mace windu jar jar episode#and either resurrect talzins clan or supplement the survivors w the imported dathomirians#the four of them would probably be the most dangerous and powerful faction in the entire galaxy at this point?#because palpatine wiped out everyone who could be a threat to the empire#which means pretty much all the major warrior cultures#the mandalorians might have been a good counter during the crusades or even the death watch era#but post-nuking there's just not enough of them to counter what seems like four full ruling clans of nightsisters?#the jedi are another major opposition but they're dead scattered#same with the sith#the new republic is weak and somewhat chaotic given the clash between the rebel veterans and the politicians#and the imperial remnant is also not in great shape#and thrawns entire army is dead under the nightsisters control#so if they leave him then good luck#and given that talzin is one of the top lightsaber duelists (based on the mace windu duel) and top force users#and also (w palpatines death) the strongest known force lightning user remaining#plus the other great mothers#that is. oof
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Personally, I think if you describe yourself as a socialist and also have a bust of Vladimir Lenin's head in your house, I should be allowed to smash that bust over your head with no consequences.
#kai rambles#vent post#im just#im so fucking tired of tankies man#yeah mate youre definitely on the left#since you. you know. glorify the guy who killed all the leftist anarchists as soon as he had secured power#i totally believe youre an advocate for restorative justice#thats why you keep a bust of that guys head who either killed his political oponents or put them in concentration camps#yeah i totally dont think your ideology is fascism with a red bow on top#i mean even before the october revolution or the february revolution even. oh and before that revolution in 1905 lenin argued that party#members should not express themselves indepenfent of the party and the party leadership. the whole bolshevik v menshevik thing#yeah no fascist leanings there. not at all. makes sense that you as an anti fascist person would have a little statue of him in your house#and anyway he expelled the mensheviks around 1918 as well as the other socialist parties so no need to worry about that really#i mean he did also oppose the first free election after the october revolution but im sure that wasnt a red flag#haha funny red flag joke do you get it? haha#its not like he then accused the new assembly of being counter revolutionary and forcefully disbanded it and also there were those pesky#protesters marching in support of the assembly who just had to go and march right into soldiers gunfire#he also did partake in sending anyone opposing him or his government to inhospitable environments or just straight to the grim reaper#ugh#yeah he did some good things for russian citizens i wont argue that#but fuck you if you glorify him#he was a fucking tyrant#are you only antifa when the fascism is ringing the doorbell?#or are you actually antifa and pay attention when the fascism is coming from inside the house?
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I think I may have made this post already, but oh well. 2022 was so full of albums that really made an impact on me. I was listening to another one, without seeing the release date and I was like 'I betcha' and yep, it was released 2022.
#afterdarktext#just checked and I made a top 20 that year rather than 10 or 5#damn 2022 just gets better and better in hindsight#and actually#all those artists were probably locked down#when making those records too#in the previous two years#interesting...#I never forget the horrors of course#and the human suffering at that time#but... that is curious for sure#definitely an argument to be made#for everyday 'normal' life getting in the way of art#but you could also counter that with many factors though#interesting though
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unos makos
#friends at the table#counter/weight#mako trig#my art#traditional#traditional art#sketches#fountain pen#ink#fanart#bare chest#top nudity#these are from may. theres also a cass an aria and an audy on this page but the makos look the best#i might paint over the cass in rps tho. much to think about
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