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st-el-la-luna Ā· 7 months ago
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School is almost done for the year... which means more time for writing... And yet... where is my motivation?
if only someone would come scream at me about my fics or even their own ideas... If only there were an online community of people who could share what they like about what I'm doing so I know what to do more of... If only there were people to share the brain rot with...
if only people would take advantage of my open ask box with anon enabled...
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jacksjoke Ā· 11 months ago
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your top 15 shows can say a lot about your personality - tagged by @taeminie ily šŸ’žšŸ„°
(im gonna say this isnt in any order bc that stressed me out lmao)
my school president
bad buddy
theory of love
bbc merlin
great british bake-off
beating again/ģˆœģ •ģ— ė°˜ķ•˜ė‹¤
it's okay to not be okay/ģ‚¬ģ“ģ½”ģ§€ė§Œ ź“œģ°®ģ•„
his: koisuru tsumori nante nakatta
i feel you linger in the air
be my favorite
the gifted 2018
gaya sa pelikula
chicago typewriter/ģ‹œģ¹“ź³  ķƒ€ģžźø°
what we do in the shadows
history3: trapped
i will tag @earthfluuke @punpunsutatta @deshimango @taikanyohou @evan-eddie @panlyv @smileytharn @maggiecheungs and anyone who feels like it šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–
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dnangelic Ā· 4 months ago
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hi tsun šŸ’œ has anyone told you that your URL is iconic ? it's so good, like damn, brings back nostalgic memories . love to see your posts , love your writing & character analysis AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@waelahst
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ON GOD??? completely sincere answer you might be like the third (?) or so person to tell me šŸ„ŗ and i'm always so surprised because i do not consider this a clever url and it was originally probably going to be something else OAIJWOAJLGK BUT AWWW WULF!!! i love ur narsty little wizard man i love seeing ur posts abt him too!! im so glad ur havin fun here cause i know my activity can be ehhhh sometimes but with every nice message from muts like u i feel my power recover šŸ˜¤ ILY HERE TAKE SOME FLOWERS BEFORE U GO!! šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’
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moonchild1 Ā· 1 year ago
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jeon jungkook fic rec list (ā…Ø)
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hi everyone wow it's really been a while and i'm on list 9 already damnnn that's alot and list 10 is like half way complete already... soooo you might notice a change in the set up this time around i liked how it looked on my ao3 list so i added it here as well, i absolutely love this list like i've gone over this list a million times it's filled with alot of fics i was absolutely obsessed with, you know how attached i get to the characters and this list holds quite a few of them too so i hope you enjoy reading them as much as i did and you fall for them too... remember to give lots of love to the authors of these fics they are absolute geniuses and deserve all the respect and love in this world for creating these beautiful fics and sharing it with us so be sure to give them a follow, like and reblog or even leave a little comment i'm 100% percent sure it would mean alot to them šŸ„ŗšŸ–¤ also as these fics contain smut no under minors allowed/interact... if you would like to share some of your favourites or just wanna ramble about fics you love send me an ask i love hearing from you guys and happy reading everyone till next time āœØšŸ–¤
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dreamcatchers by @ggukcangetit f a
ā†¬ Ā DI Jeon didnā€™t need a new partner. Unfortunately, his superiors felt otherwise; especially considering the extremely high-profile murder that had just taken place in the port city. Recent transfer, DI Choi Yuri finds herself confronted with a new cityscape, unfamiliar people, a hostile partner, and a homicide that is certain to bring back unpleasant memories.Ā Ā 
block party by @minlucent f s a
ā†¬ moving into your new apartment brings back memories of your biggest mistake. neighbours au e2l
a little bit of your heart by @yoongiofmine f s a ft. myg
ā†¬ you had everything you could ever dream of; the career of your dreams as a music producer, the best friends you could ever wish for, and a exes-turned-friends-turned-fuck-buddies relationship with min yoongi. you knew you and yoongi would never move past that and you were okay with it. Until a friend from your past comes back into your life, offering to give you everything you deserve, everything yoongi couldnā€™t. Will jungkook show you what youā€™ve been missing? Or will the new guy threaten yoongi enough to do something about it?Ā 
lost stars by @/yoongiofmine f s a
ā†¬ Jungkook was lost. He didnā€™t know who he was anymore, so he decided to leave and find himself. But he wasnā€™t expecting to find you along the way, an island girl who has no idea who he is. Jungkook has a secret. But so do you. idol au s2l
secrets we keep by @/yoongiofmine f s a
ā†¬ Being a camgirl was never your main goal in life, but when the pandemic hit and you lost your job, you were desperate. Now, two years later, the world is back to normal andĀ  you are one of the top creators of OnlyChingu; the South Korean version of OnlyFans. A website where idols hide behind anonymous profiles in search of that connection they lost during lockdown.Ā Jungkook was never into this type of stuff. Until he ran into you. He knows youā€™re his perfect girl, his ideal type. Will he be able to put his own insecurities aside when chasing you? Or will you let the secrets you keep ruin you?Ā idol au
i hate you, i love you by @jungblue s a
ā†¬ You hated him at seven, warmed up to him at twelve, and liked him at fifteen. Now the two of you are twenty years old and inseparable best friendsā€¦ and youā€™re absolutely in love with him; heā€™s in love tooā€”just not with you.Ā 
fatal attraction by @jungcock s a ft. kth
ā†¬ your dangerous ex-boyfriend comes back to haunt you in more ways than one. exes au serial killer thriller
pub golf by @taleasnewastime f s
ā†¬ One night. One stupidly hot man, who just keeps appearing in every pub you go to. Six friends. Nine pubs. Nine drinks. Ten million stupid rules. Let the chaos begin. s2l
animal by @cutaepatootie f s a
ā†¬ boxer jungkook au ANGST
things you don't know by @btsgotjams27 a
ā†¬ Itā€™s been seven years since you last saw the boy that broke your heart. After moving back home, you try everything you can to avoid seeing him around town, but destiny has a wicked way of doing the opposite.
entangled by @caelesjjk f s a ft. kth
ā†¬ Jeon Jungkook is Spider-Man. He saved your life twice. But heā€™s also been your sweet lab partner in college for the past two years and now someone who is more than just a friend. You care about himā€¦maybe even love him. But something tells you that you arenā€™t quite sure what love even is. How could you when you have feelings for someone else as well? Kim Taehyung is the handsome stranger youā€™ve seen around campus and somehow ended up dancing with at Club Onyx. You were upset that Jungkook had stood you up once again and Taehyung made you feel like you were on top of the world. What you didnā€™t know that night, is the dark secret Taehyung is trying desperately to hide, but the closer the two of you get the more difficult that becomes.
when the end comes by @oddinary4bts f s a
ā†¬ Seven years after you've started dating Jungkook, long distance creates a wedge in your relationship. When the only solution seems to be breaking up, you go your separate ways even though love still lives in the two of you. Will you find a way back together, or has the end come for you and Jeon Jungkook?
new girl by @jjkeverlast f s a
ā†¬ after finding out your boyfriend of 6 years cheated on you, you find yourself moving in with three guys in a loft. what could possibly go wrong?
horizon by @/sokooks f s a
ā†¬ The way you approached life had started to break down Jungkook's emotional barriers. Jungkook couldn't deny that he was drawn to you in a way that was entirely new and unfamiliar. You had become more than just an assignment; you had become someone he genuinely cared about. It was the way you made him feel. With you, he felt more human than he had in a long time. Despite his best efforts to remain detached, his heart had other plans. angel au
searching for nirvana by @/sokooks f s a
ā†¬ he shouldn't be here. he shouldn't be touching you the way he was- but he was here before him. he was your friend, not him. he knew your body, not him. he wanted to be the only one to touch you the way you liked. he he wanted you to remember that. despite the fact that he already had someone waiting for him. best friends au cheating au.
twelve hours by @whatifyoulivelikethat s a
ā†¬ you have twelve hours to make jeon jungkook fall in love with you. he's about to get married. you're the entertainment at his bachelor party - a burlesque dancer. long ago, he used to be the class representative and you used to be the class delinquent. nothing has changed and, yet, everything has.
when it all... by @7deadlysinsfics f a
ā†¬ whatā€™s there to do when your husband says he thinks he doesnā€™t love you anymore? you pick up the broken pieces the best you can and try to move on
better than me ? by @/7deadlysinsfics f s a
ā†¬ jungkook is clear on what you both are to each other. still, he doesnā€™t want you to think anyone else is better than him
our first and our last by @thedefinitionofbts f a ft ot7
ā†¬ The first time you met Jeon Jungkook was on your tenth birthday. On that day, he was nothing more than the strange man who jumped into a dark portal that suddenly opened in the middle of the park.Ā The ten year old you just stood in the grass, strands of hair ruffling from the calm breeze that swooped by; head slightly tilted, bright, innocent eyes wide open and staring at him with wonder and disbelief. There was a certain amount of confusion, but your young mind was too naĆÆve to question his actions or what they entailed. soulmate au
dancer in the dark by @gwoongi f s a
ā†¬ Money canā€™t buy you happiness. Jeongguk, for the longest time, thinks heā€™s happy. Truthfully, Jeongguk doesnā€™t know what happiness is until you find him. rockstar au
together by @httpjeon f s a ft.pjm
ā†¬domestic!au, couple!au, stoner!au, gamer!au
hot bot by @/httpjeon f s
ā†¬ purchasing a Hot Bot wasnā€™t exactly something you ever really planned on. when you do, however, it sends your life down a path of convoluted government schemes and dark secrets.
stardust by @iamtaekooked f
ā†¬ You didnā€™t believe in soulmates until you lay your eyes on Jeon Jeongguk, the younger brother of your best friendā€™s husband. That is when you see the red string beginning encircled around your pinky and ending in his
serendipity by @rohobi f s a
ā†¬ After you reveal your inexperienced sexual status to your best friend, Jungkook grapples with the news, startled by the idea that the girl he always thought could get anyone, is a virgin. After finding his porn at 3AM, you decide that maybe itā€™s about time to stain the white sheets of your world with the colors of a forbidden fruit Jungkook seems to have in the palm of his hands.
chasing shadows by @colormepurplex2 s a
ā†¬ Your job gets you into trouble sometimes. Who would have thought crime journalism would put so many targets on your back? But, itā€™s happening again, someoneā€™s threatening you. Only, this time, itā€™s not just you thatā€™s in the crosshairs. Your best friend, Enola, is out on assignment and canā€™t help like she usually does. So, what does she do instead? She sends her brother, Jungkook, armed with a magic bag, a charming smile, and deductive reasoning skills that prove his worth as one of the best PIā€™s around.
I gasp once, and in that breath, I accept you in by @inkofyoonkoo f s a
ā†¬ In which Jungkook arrives to your small town to spend the holidays, and you slowly let go of all the ghosts of your past. s2l fwb au
sweet nothing by @adonis-koo f s a
ā†¬ Being a guest at the Jeon Estate after a mishap of being kidnapped and dragged into your brothers affairs isnā€™t all that bad. Truth be told it brings you a lot closer to the mobster and owner of the estate Jeon Jungkook himself. His two rules are simple, donā€™t cause trouble and donā€™t give him a hard time. Somehow you manage to constantly do both in the most endearing way despite being pregnant and waddling around most of the time.
three's a crowd by @/adonis-koo s a ft. jimin
ā†¬ When your momā€™s fairytale life begins to bleed over into your world youā€™re suddenly caught between two men and one big secret, what was supposed to be a relaxing trip soon begins to spiral out of control. All you wanted was a free vacationā€¦ ceo au
sleepwalking by @taexual f s a
ā†¬ due to unfortunate circumstances, you ended up managing your ex-boyfriendā€™s band. you thought youā€™ve both made peace with it, but suddenly heā€™s very eager to prove to you that first love never dies.
empty space by @ahundredtimesover f s a
ā†¬ It started as friendship, turned to a casual fuck, then ended in heartbreak. Turns out, he wasnā€™t who he said he was, and years later he enters your life again, forcing you to face all the emotions youā€™d been trying to bury.Ā 
ORĀ Officer Jeon looks really hot in his uniform and you wish you didnā€™t hate him as much as you do.
as the world burns around us by @today-we-will-survive a
ā†¬ You havenā€™t seen the sun in two years. The Virus wiped out a good three quarters of the worldā€™s population and then the wars that followed wiped out half of that. After everything happened, it was only a matter of time before the different countries started blaming each other and emptied their nuclear arsenals. Youā€™re still surprised Seoul survived ā€“ if you can call what it has become ā€œsurvivingā€
hotter than hell by @chateautae f s a
ā†¬ jungkook, lucifer and king of hell, has been cast out of the crimson underworld for a reason heā€™s unsure of. embarking on his journey for the answer shouldā€™ve been easy, if it werenā€™t for you, the human that nurses his wounded body in her home, and accidentally witnesses the truth of his identity. kickstarting a hellish adventure with the devil himself, you discover lucifer is the most infuriating company ever; and jungkook finds out that maybe his answer to returning home lies within his annoying human confidant.
to turn a bad thing good by @/chateautae f s a
ā†¬ jungkookā€™s drunken one night stand goes awry when he comes to learn not only is he being forced into an arranged marriage, but itā€™s to the very girl he abandoned that nightā€”and things get a lot more complicated when youā€™re the best hookup heā€™s ever had.
Jā€™aime by @baepop f s a
ā†¬ Youā€™re the newest hire at a local cafĆ© and head barista Jeon Jungkook takes you under his wing.
Written in the Stars by @/baepop f s a ft. kth
ā†¬ Youā€™re the girl of Jungkookā€™s dreams, literally. The only problem: youā€™re taken by his best friend
make me forget by @roseannekook f s a
ā†¬ You are the lead vocalist and main dancer of your companyā€™s first girl group, but on the fourth promotion of your debut song things donā€™t go as planned. At the brink of an uprising scandal, you seek refuge in the bathroom stallsā€¦and find it in the arms of no one else but BTSā€™ golden maknae Jeon Jungkook.
one of your girls by @ggukiepie s a ft. pjm
ā†¬ fwb au college au fuck boy au inspired by the song
boy in luv by @/ggukiepie f s a
ā†¬ just two idiot best friends in l*ve college!au, bff!jk, athlete!jk, student council president oc, cheerleader!oc
the boy who left by @/gujoonim a
ā†¬ As your eyes staring deeply into your possible client-to-beā€™s eyes, something crossed your mind, it was that pair of eyes that you were looking for when you being abandoned at the aisle on your wedding day.Ā ceo au
love sewn by @jvnghxope s a
ā†¬ Youā€™ve never cared about the thin-as-paper walls of your beloved apartment until Jeon Jungkook moved next door. You could hear everything ā€“from his late-night parties on Saturday, to the quality time he spent with his girlfriend in the intimacy of his bedroom. One day, everything ceases. Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months and you find yourself knocking his door before you can think it twice.
not yet by f s @bratkook f s a
ā†¬ jungkook feels the pang of guilt in his gut when you spot your recent ex out with his new girl, and what better way to make the jerk hurt than to have him believe you were now dating him, the neighbor he had been insecure about your whole relationship.
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blazes of deceit by @periminkle f a
ā†¬ when the opportunity to finally venture past the stone walls youā€™ve grown up in presents itself, you jump at the chance to discover the origin of those mysterious lightsā€”even if the trip comes with a harsh truth and a suspicious, yet undoubtedly attractive, tour guide. tangled au disney au
southpaw by @starshapedkookie f s a
ā†¬ Knowing Jeon Jungkook for the better part of your life, you thought you knew everything about him. Well, that was before you two disappeared from each otherā€™s lives at least. When Jungkook suddenly finds himself buying you a coffee to rekindle your friendship, it leads to much more than you bargained for.
house of cards by @jeonggukingdom s a
ā†¬ What does safe mean when you are chased by zombies, when every corner you turn could be the last one for you? What do words like home and future mean when youā€™re always on the run and every moment could be your last? They mean nothing and everything at the same time and Jeongguk is all of the above. He is your safe haven, he is your home and he is your future. But things like that crumble easily in your world.
enouement by @littlemisskookie s a
ā†¬ War is Hell, but itā€™s what you had to do to take your brotherā€™s place. Of course, between the days of Hell are little slices of Heaven youā€™d call your Captain, Jeon Jungkook. mulan au disney au
miss taken by @junghelioseok f s
ā†¬you pride yourself on being a professional, but sometimes your students' parents really test your patience. single parent dilfjk jk e2l
the ex text by @shadowkoo f s a
ā†¬Ā The 2 AM texts have started again. Itā€™s a bittersweet familiarity that you canā€™t run away from, and despite wishing to forget him: no one will ever measure up to the exceptional standard set by your ex, and youā€™ll never have anyone as good as him either. Like a permanent mark on your heart, Jungkookā€™s presence has become an insatiable craving, an addiction you'll never outgrow or cast aside.
the proposal by @hansolmates f s a
ā†¬Jeonā€™s the editor-in-chief for Big Hit Publishings, a closet romantic with a penchant for antagonizing his assistant on the reg. When his work visa is in the process of being renewed and he takes a trip to Norway, his eligibility to stay in America is on the line. However Jeon Jungkook doesnā€™t go without a fight, and in order to save his job he offers you a proposal you can't refuse. based on the movie the proposal e2l
red and gold by @/thedefinitionofbts f s
ā†¬Itā€™s no secret that genius, billionaire, international playboy, and philanthropist- Jeon Jungkook, better known as the CEO of Jeon Industries-and even better known as Iron Man, is one of the most intelligent, wealthy, and powerful men in the world. Thereā€™s nothing that can get to him or his ego, that is, until you happen to show up and give him a run for his money.Ā 
burning bright by @snackhobi s
ā†¬there are no secrets in the drift. if jungkook were to see the mess inside your head and heart, laid utterly bare, heā€™d turn away from you. based on the movie pacific rim
but we loved young by @jl-micasea-fics s a
ā†¬Jungkook is everything youā€™re not, the ying to your yang. Your tight knit friendship nurtured from childhood survived the major life events that most donā€™t, and to that end, you suppose youā€™re fated to be together, until unrequited longing is eventually noticed, and boundaries are forever crossed.
the shoulder on which you cry by @lemonjoonah f s a ft. knj
ā†¬ after moving away from your hometown five years ago, youā€™ve struggled on every return. each trip back being made out of haste due to an unfortunate event in your life. namjoon has always been there to help you through those moments. but when he canā€™t be there to support you during your current trip home, jungkook offers to stay by your side and be the comfort you need.Ā 
illusion of choice by @hobibliophile f s a
ā†¬ Youā€™ve grown up with the Jeons, Jungmin and Jungkook, for as long as you can remember, your parents being very close. But little did you know that this is because you are in fact arranged to be married to the Jeon heir, Jungmin. However, a tragedy causes Jungkook to take up his brotherā€™s mantle, and that includes becoming your fiancĆ©.
the blue princess and her red rose by @/cutaepatootie f s a
ā†¬ After all, he was her red rose, while she was just another one of the many blue roses that grew in the dying gardens of Greyria. princess au
rigor mortis by @readyplayerhobi f s a
ā†¬ A night out at a bar results in you going home with a young and attractive police officer. But if you think the night was something to remember, thatā€™s nothing compared to waking up to find a zombie outbreak in the city. A chance encounter with Officer Jeon leads to him helping you escape from the plague infested city.
lowkey by @joonbird s
ā†¬ Jungkook is the nude model for your art schoolā€™s life drawing class.
part-time lover by @sketchguk f s a
ā†¬there is no crime more perfect than marrying jeon jeongguk. your relationship is nothing more than a ruse - while your friends pester you for being perpetually single, jeongguk desperately needs a wife to complete the pristine image of a family, fooling his way through the parent interview at the nationā€™s most prestigious private school. only time will tell how deep your lies will run as you find home in one anotherā€™s minds. because untangled in the moonlight, he is but a spy, exposing a secret world of corruption, and you, an assassin, ridding the streets of danger one hit at a time.Ā 
sweet apple biscuits by @rosaetae a
ā†¬ a story about someone who receives letters from themselves ten years in the future and asks them to fix all their regrets and save a particular boy. inspired by the anime 'orange'
i'll be home by @wwilloww f s a ft.knj
ā†¬Ā When your first love, Jungkook, disappeared from your village five years ago, no one thought he would return, let alone on the night of your betrothal to another man.Ā 
white lies by @noteguk f s a
ā†¬ in which Jungkook lies his way out of and into trouble. But he canā€™t tell white lies when it comes to you.Ā 
yes coach by @/taleanewastime s
ā†¬ You play in a local netball team and as a new season starts you have a new coach. Enter Jungkook, he may look soft, but he turns out to be a hard taskmaster, one who ruffles your feathers when he makes some changes to the team. Tensions grow between you through the weeks, until they finally reach breaking point.
spf 50 by @gimmeyoon f s
Ā ā†¬ If you have to spend your summer home from college working a job you hate, it might as well include sitting by the pool with Jungkook. Now if only kids could stop vomiting in it.
fifth wish by @jiminrings f a
ā†¬ jeon jungkook, world-class socialite and nepotism baby, should be out every night to celebrate while heā€™s at his prime. why should he fake-date his bodyguard instead? alternatively, jungkook regularly throws coins to wishing wells with only one desire in mind ā€” to get rid of you.
blacklisted by @/httpjeon s a ft. kth
ā†¬after departing from your dom, youā€™re assigned to two incredibly powerful men.
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ā†¬looking for otherĀ jjk ficsĀ or the other members check outĀ my library
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ham1lton Ā· 7 months ago
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MISS BAD MEDIA KARMA
pairings: (alleged) charles leclerc x reader. lando norris x reader. george russell x reader. (platonic) sebastian vettel x reader.
warnings: misogynistic media and comments.
summary: after a night out with your fellow drivers, the media is alight with rumours and speculation about your romantic life. most people would call a pr meeting, you go through the funniest rumours on instagram live and rate them out of ten.
authorā€™s note: iā€™m still taking questions/asks/requests so please send some in! also as usual, there is a poll at the end so please vote!
ā€” part of my maneater series ź•¤
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START INSTAGRAM LIVE. (20K WATCHING)
Y/N: hi guys! hi! how is everyone? how are you doing?
user1: Y/N NOTICE ME!
user2: y/n girl u look hungover as hell šŸ˜­
Y/N: am i hungover? perhaps. thatā€™s probably why iā€™m doing this. jo is going to kill me but whatever.
user3: what are you planning on doing? šŸ˜­
Y/N: after yesterdayā€™sā€¦ events. there have been a lot of rumours about me and my fellow drivers that have been spread around social media. so letā€™s talk through them and rate them out of ten.
user7: ainā€™t this a pr disaster?
user8: you probably shouldnā€™t do this.
landonorris: LMFAOOOOOO DO IT
Y/N: lando? how are you not hungover from last night? iā€™ll start with you. apparently according to this thread by twitter user y/nando, the two of us are secretly engaged to be married. okay first of all, why? second of all, no. iā€™m sorry. that isnā€™t happening any time soon. also, my schedule is too packed to be thinking about marriage plans. this one is 2/10 because cā€™mon.
landonorris: iā€™m searching that thread right now.
landonorris: wait lol why is this kinda accurateā€¦ are you sure weā€™re not engaged?
user7: LMFAOOOOOO
Y/N: weā€™re supposed to be EXTINGUISHING the rumours, not adding to them??? we are not engaged. weā€™re just friends. barely that if anything.
user8: BOOOOOOOOO
y/nando: itā€™s okay :) youā€™ll see that youā€™re perfect for each other one day.
Y/N: will we? anyways. next rumour. according to some monaco newspaper, charles and i have a secret child. this is apparently backed up by some anonymous sources.
landonorris: BOOOOO we get some shitty engagement rumour and you and charles get a child. i want a redo!
charles_leclerc: donā€™t deny our child y/n šŸ˜”
user6: yā€™all are MESSY šŸ˜­
user9: CHARLESY/N SUPREMACY šŸ˜
georgerussell63: end the live y/n šŸ˜šŸ‘šŸ»
Y/N: what is this photo? this is supposed to be proof of my pregnancy? i was just bloated from an evening of indulging at this amazing italian restaurant. it was gorgeous. whoever used this photo is dead wrong for that. this one is 5/10 cause i feel self conscious.
user12: no deadass šŸ˜­ if i was famous i would have had a million pregnancy rumours by now.
user68: no charlesy/n baby? BOOO!
Y/N: another one. george and i were spotted buying baby clothes in london. apparently george is me and charlesā€™ babyā€™s godfather. there is no baby! charles and i donā€™t have a kid. so george is not the godfather!
georgerussell63: waitā€¦ why not? i would be a great godfather actually. i am offended.
user9: george going from telling y/n to switch off the live to being offended he isnā€™t the godfather of her alleged baby is crazy šŸ˜­
Y/N: also why was i shopping with george and not my alleged baby daddy? charles youā€™re a deadbeat to our non-existent child and thatā€™s why this newspaper is saying that george is raising my kid?
charles_leclerc: apologies to leclerc jr but no way iā€™m letting george raise him.
georgerussell63: iā€™m not ready to be a stepdad but cā€™mon iā€™d be a great one.
user4: george isnā€™t the stepdad, heā€™s the dad that stepped up!
logansargeant: iā€™m upset that i havenā€™t been included in these rumors.
Y/N: if i was gonna ask anyone to be my babyā€™s stepdad it would be oscar. this rumour is 3/10 because itā€™s so unbelievable.
oscarpiastri: NOOOOOOOO šŸ˜°
user9: HELP???
user67: iā€™m watching this while doing my makeup. y/n is my favourite influencer!
user78: i was watching your vlog when i saw the notification!
Y/N: did you enjoy this vlog? for people who havenā€™t seen it yet, itā€™s detailing my offseason with my friends and family! we travelled a little and i did some work with my sponsorships! so check it out. we have some very interesting camera people.
user65: canā€™t believe you had the usher do your camera work for your superbowl vlog.
user8: you met beyoncƩ, you never gonna fail!
user67: be honest, did you faint at the sight of all the big celebs?
lewishamilton: y/n, this is all very interesting but maybe you shouldnā€™t be doing this? - sebastian.
Y/N: seb?? what are you doing here? and why are you on lewisā€™ account? donā€™t you have your own?
lewishamilton: i lost my login information šŸ˜… and i got a message from charles telling me to shut this down - sebastian.
Y/N: what a snitchā€¦
user23: he mad y/n didnā€™t accept their child šŸ˜­
Y/N: speaking of sebastian, here is my favourite rumour. that sebastian is my father and iā€™m his secret lovechild.
youryoungersis: waitā€¦. is that why we look so different? you have a different dad???
lewishamilton: iā€™m not that much older than you? how can i be your dad? iā€™m only 13 years older than you! do i look that old? - sebastian, NOT your father.
user7: HELPSOSJSSJ
user5: NOT HIM CLARIFYING šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Y/N: that one is funny but no. we donā€™t even look alike! i hear a lot that we have the same mannerisms but thatā€™s probably because i practically grew up around the guy. iā€™m rating this oneā€¦. 7/10.
lewishamilton: grew up around not with! - sebastian, NOT her father.
user2: BRO WE GET IT šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Y/N: so basically, time for the last one. this one is definitely the most out of pocket one.
alex_albon: BOOOOO I MISSED MOST OF IT
danielricciardo: šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
user98: HELSPSOSJ iā€™m laughing so hard.
Y/N: oh hi jo! how did you get in? WAIT!-
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astraystayyh Ā· 6 months ago
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changbin x fem!reader. younger brother!jeongin. newly established relationship.
in which jeongin discovers youā€™re dating changbin when he catches you both kissing in the kitchen. fluffy ofc!
this was a very cute request hehe if you wish to request a drabble as well, you can donate to our palestine fundraiser! here are the writers you can send a request to! we have raised more than 2000 dollars so far šŸ„¹
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The moonlight filtering through the kitchen window is the only thing illuminating both you and Changbinā€™s faces. Though the light itself serves no purpose, as youā€™re solely focused on pressing kisses to your boyfriendā€™s soft lips, eyes closed. He has you cornered between the countertop and his strong body, his giddy giggles mingling with your laughter as his mouth finds yours repeatedly. His hand cradles your jaw, your fingers lightly graze the scar on his chin, in return.
ā€œI feel like Iā€™m in high school,ā€ he murmurs between kisses, his toned arms holding you captive. Not that you wish to escape; being in his embrace feels like a wonder that could rival the worldā€™s seven, at once.
ā€œRight, like weā€™re secretly kissing in the library,ā€ you giggle, your lips meeting his again as his hands move to your waist, kneading the tender flesh.
ā€œShould we do that?ā€
ā€œWhy would you even be in the library? You donā€™t even study,ā€ you laugh, and he shrugs as if it is the most obvious question in the world.
ā€œBecause youā€™d be there.ā€
ā€œCheesy,ā€ you grin, your cheeks now aching from the smiles blooming on your face at each one of his words, as if it could only be spring if Changbinā€™s around.
ā€œYou like it,ā€ he beams, scrunching his nose cutely at you, ā€œAnd I like kissing you.ā€
ā€œSo do I,ā€ you smile, feeling his arm wrap around your back, pulling you tighter against him.
ā€œDo you think thereā€™s a Guinness World Record for the most places someoneā€™s kissed in?ā€
ā€œNo?ā€ your reply is more a question, and his eyes light up as if beholding a million fireflies.
ā€œWe should do it then,ā€ a kiss to your nose, ā€œIā€™ll kiss you in,ā€ and one to your lips, ā€œevery place in our world andā€”ā€
The light suddenly turns on, and you and Changbin break apart a millisecond too late, because Jeongin, your younger brother, stands in the doorway, a look of shock coating his face. ā€œWhat the fuck?ā€ he curses, and you glance at Changbin, who looks thoroughly relaxed. As if his best friend didnā€™t just catch you making out in their kitchen dorm.
ā€œWhat are you guys doing?ā€ he asks, his eyes darting between Changbinā€™s hand on your lower back and his obviously swollen lips.
ā€œKissing?ā€ you say.
Jeongin strides over, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from Changbin. ā€œI can see that. Why are you kissing my sister?ā€
You do a neck-slicing motion that Changbin deftly ignores, a tiny smirk playing on his lips before he sobers up. ā€œWeā€™re dating.ā€
ā€œSince when?ā€
ā€œHello. This isn't an investigation,ā€ you quip, and your younger brother turns, a wide, sarcastic smile on his face. ā€œNoona.ā€
ā€œYes, Innie?ā€
ā€œBe quiet,ā€ he says, holding a finger to his lips. Changbin shakes his head, a fond look spreading across his face.
ā€œA week ago, actually,ā€ Changbin says.
Jeonginā€™s scoff echoes loudly across the kitchen. He claps his hands, incredulous chuckles spilling from his lips as you poke his shoulder from behind. ā€œAre you okay, Jeongin?ā€
ā€œWhy are youā€”ā€ he brings a hand to his forehead, shutting his eyes. ā€œThis is so annoying. Why are you kissing as if youā€™ve been dating for ten years, then?ā€
ā€œPassion,ā€ you whisper, and Changbin giggles, hiding his laughter behind his clenched fist. ā€œWe have also been talking forā€¦ā€ you muse and Changbinā€™s quick to complete. ā€œ127 days,ā€ he affirms, and you grin. ā€œHave you been counting?ā€
ā€œOf course.ā€
ā€œThis is so disgusting,ā€ Jeongin shudders, closing his eyes and shaking his head. ā€œI refuse.ā€
ā€œYou canā€™t refuse him.ā€
ā€œWhy would you refuse me?ā€
Both you and Changbin speak at the same time, and Jeongin scoffs louder, pointing to your face. ā€œHyung, look at her.ā€
ā€œI am,ā€ Changbin smiles softly, and you blow him a tiny kiss (one that makes Jeongin wish to bash his head against the fridge), as you walk to the sink to retrieve a glass of water.
ā€œSheā€™s perfect.ā€
ā€œI know. Why do you think I like her?ā€
ā€œThis canā€™t be happening,ā€ Jeongin shakes his head.
ā€œIā€™m really serious about her andā€”ā€
The sound of glass breaking catches Changbin off guard, and both their heads snap towards you. Jeongin remains rooted in place as Changbin comes to your side in an instant, grabbing both your hands and checking if you are hurt.
ā€œDid you cut yourself?ā€ he asks in a tone so soft Jeongin did not even know Changbin could muster.
ā€œNo, it just slipped from my hold,ā€ you frown sheepishly, and Changbin shakes his head, placing a chaste kiss on the palm of your hand. ā€œItā€™s okay, I got it,ā€ he says, bending down to pick up the broken shards.
Jeongin sees the fond look in your eyes and the way Changbinā€™s gaze refuses to stray far from yours for more than five seconds. He sees how you completely melt into Changbinā€™s side when he stands again. You, his older sister who has always shouldered a mountain of responsibilities, from a very young age. He doesnā€™t think heā€™s ever seen you this relaxed around someone in his entire life.
The thought of you together seems less horrible all of a sudden.
ā€œDonā€™t ever flirt in front of me. I mean it,ā€ Jeongin points a threatening finger at both of you, breaking your intimate bubble. ā€œAnd donā€™t you ever hurt her. I mean it.ā€
ā€œI promise,ā€ Changbin nods solemnly, and Jeonginā€™s eyes shift to yours. ā€œAnd donā€™t hurt him too, I guess. Heā€™s important to me.ā€
ā€œIs Jeongin growing soft on us?ā€ you grin, as both you and Changbin coo loudly as if you are talking to a baby and not a grown adult.
ā€œMy god, this is a nightmare,ā€ your brother sighs as he leaves the kitchen, but as he turns off the light, you finally catch a glimpse of his familiar dimples.
He doesnā€™t need to say it, but heā€™s happy for you. Heā€™s happy for you both.
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chevelleneech Ā· 2 months ago
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semi-live blog
They are immediately the cutest fucking people when together. So soft, so giggly.
I know itā€™s part of their social culture, but they drink a lot. Maybe itā€™s because I donā€™t drink, but dang.
ā€œJungkook is currently doing his skincare.ā€ They add to the screen after panning away for scenery, yet leaving the sounds of *slap slap slap*šŸ˜­
Jungkook cycling through multiple pairs of sunglasses, and Jimin swanning in and picking the first pair is peak! Theyā€™re so similar I yet so different, lol.
Another thing Iā€™m sure is part of their culture, is the way they pay for stuff, but I find it interesting still that weā€™ve seen Jimin buy almost everything during their trips, since as far as we know they have pretty lax hierarchy rules between the two of them normally.
Jungkook is in the most romantic moment of his life, lmao! ā€œI love it here!!!ā€ said a million times. That man was experiencing a real life Hallmark movie in his head.
I also thought they spoke/understood way more Japanese than they apparently do.
ā€œCome on everybody!ā€ I understood that reference.
The way they chose to animate over everything to avoid having to blur a billion people in the station is HILARIOUS!
Jimin is too funny bro.
This train ride is so peaceful, itā€™s selling me on visiting Sapporo despite being broke and not speaking a lick of Japanese.
Can we also discuss how ā€œMy man, my man, my man.ā€ Jungkook is? Yet Jimin is too, and somehow both is more than the other, lol. They are perpetually on some, ā€œJimin will like this.ā€ ā€œWhereā€™s Jungkook?ā€ *films food, pans to Jimin* *films the outside world, pans to Jungkook* *cuddle even while walking* type stuff. Just lovesick.
Girl!dad Jimin confirmedšŸ„° Heā€™ll be such a sweet dad too, I think. Heā€™s so patient and kind, which is heavily required to raise another human.
I loooooooooe Jiminā€™s jacket dude.
The way Jimin immediately pivoted to making JK laugh when he tried to downplay himself. Like I said, ā€œMy man, my man, my man.ā€ Donā€™t talk bad about his man, even if you are his man.
My most delusional Jikook theory youā€™ll ever hear from me: ā€œAre You Sure?ā€ actually became the title because they were asking it if each other, because they in looooooooooove.
Also, to answer my own question from my previous listā€¦ yes, the bubble is back.
Role play Jikook strikes again!
Jungkook is it slick! He played with that sip of whiskey the entire time, but the minute Jimin left he downed it.
Them forgetting to pay wouldā€™ve been me. And JK initially sending Jimin back to do it would have also been me. You got it, extrovert! Take the embarrassment for the both of us!
Theyā€™re so cute! This snow fight makes me want to be somewhere cold for the holidayā˜¹ļø
The food always looks so damn good! Lord Iā€™m jealous.
I need someone to compile all the times JM and JK go out to eat together, and let me know if Jimin is the one with his back always to the door? Itā€™s a thing in America at least, that the ā€œprotectorā€ tends to sit where they can see the door, and I donā€™t know if thatā€™s a thing in SK as well, but itā€™s cute, because it matches their dynamic either way.
ā€œYour fingers were all over it.ā€ SIR!? Youā€™ve had his sweaty ear in your mouthā€¦ heā€™s had his mouth on your neckā€¦ youā€™ve also had his fingers in your mouth before and vice verseā€¦ AND yā€™all constantly eat and drink off each otherā€¦ in factā€¦ yesterday he bit the very sausage you were in the middle of eating and then you continued eating itā€¦ before that you gladly allowed him to put his TOES next to your face while you were BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. Stop playing with me, Jeon Jungkook!
Jimin legit being ready to beat Taeā€™s ass over a dumpling is too crazy, lol. And folks be acting like he some docile helpless baby. Meanwhile, JK is a mediator. They definitely made for each other.
End of the episode. It was fun. Felt like the start of a holiday special. And I didnā€™t mention it up top, because I decided to ā€œlive blogā€ thoughts like ten minutes in or whatever, but Jungkook softly and sweetly saying he wanted to come back to Japan because it reminded him of their first trip togetherā€¦ SOBBING! Heā€™s such a sentimental guy, with an equally as sentimental guy on his arm.
They truly do vibe so well, and I understand with each passing episode why them enlisting together was a non-choice choice. They click. Like they said themselves, theyā€™re one person split into two bodies, and itā€™s clear as day they thrive off of being around one another.
Not to get too sappy either, but itā€™s insane they feel that way about their bond and dynamic, on top of all the things that already just so happened to bring them together. Not just born in the same country, but same city. Auditioned for the same music group. Actually made it into the same groupā€¦ they were destined to meet, and even they feel that way. All thatā€™s missing is them being the same age, and theyā€™d be the same person. Thatā€™s an insane thing to say, but really tells you how deeply they value their connection.
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cryptidghostgirl Ā· 9 months ago
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CHUBBY! READER X ALASTOR
I'm soooo sorry that I'm requesting something else this just came to me and I needed your storytelling expertise to bring it to life šŸ˜¢
ALSO ALSO ALSO this one has a trigger warning so please read with the thought that YOURE PERFECT!!!šŸ˜¤(if you write it)
OTAY OTAY soooooooooooo reader has been apart of the hotel for awhile and has developed a crush on Alastor from afar and the small instances they do cross paths but hesitates to approach him on her own because well we're shy and HES THE RADIO DEMON anyway reader doesn't have to worry about distance between them because Alastor is AVOIDING HER ALL ON HIS OWN šŸ˜Æ AND somehow reader gathers the courage to approach Alastor but sees his relationship with Rosie (they're besties, platonic soulmates definitely) and thinks 'wow, she's so beautiful and...thin' and proceeds to lock herself away from everyone (SOLITUDE) and skips meals (starving herself), Alastor is the first to notice shes missin and pulling away but doesn't know how to approach her without stumbling over his words (i like to think that hes a heartbreaker to other women like his fans but with someone that he likes with real feelings hes fumbling in the dark because he could get rejected instead, i will die on the hill) so so so he hesitates to ask reader whats wrong till he hears her throwing up or she says something awful about herself and Alastor gets angry on her behalf and reader goes silent, only for Alastor to take a breath and tell her that 'shes hurting herself, for a shallow reason such as looks', and reader goes 'i thought you liked to watch others downfalls' and then hes like 'not your downfall, never you' šŸ˜” reader starts to cry and shouts "im not Rosie', confused Alastor finally starts putting the pieces together and grabs reader hands and sincerely says "good, i wouldn't rosie anyhow, or anyone else for that matter', reader continuing to cry tells him to stop lying that this joke isn't funny and Alastor kissies her hand as says "whos joking? I only want you, your perfect" then then then slowly Alastor starts to help reader look at themselves in a more positive light [[fit this in somewhere???????Alastor tells reader why hes so close to rosie (he's clueless about reciprocated love so he goes to Rosie because canon that she knows matters of the heart...right?)]]
A/N as always i am obsessed with your request. Also I 100% agree with the assessment of Alastor's ability to talk to people he actually likes. I am literally so obsessed with this request. Also I am assuming from your previous comments you wanted the same bunny demon character?? Please forgive me if I am wrong but I did it for her (because I love her dearly and she is based of meeeee and I'm egotisticalllllll). Kisses bestie <3 <3
Downfall (Alastor x Chubby!Bunny Demon!Reader)
Paring: Alastor x Reader
Word Count: 4,076 (I got a little carried away)
Warnings: BODY IMAGE ISSUES!!! EDS!!!! I think that's it but they're in all caps for a reason so if you have ED issues maybe don't read this one??? It is hurt//comfort tho so maybe do???? Idk. If you get triggered by ed descriptions, don't. If having a fictional character tell you you're perfect the way you are and beg you to stop destroying yourself because they can't bear to watch would help you, do.
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It had taken months. Months of wondering what he was like, of stolen glances, of furtive daydreams. Months of building up courage, of backing down, months of hoping and dreaming. It had taken endless encouragement from Angel, countless pages in her diary. It had taken a million deep breaths, ten thousand trembles of her hands. Months, it had taken months.
It wasn't like Y/n had never spoken to the man before. That wasn't really the issue. She wasn't scared of him, just scared. The simple idea of being alone with him was an intoxicating mixture of terror and utter bliss. Y/n didn't know how to handle it, she didn't know how to handle him.
Alastor was untouchable, nearly semi-divine in her eyes. Sure, he was fucked up, but they all were. At the end of the day, his facade was as easy to see through as a cheap paper crown from a Christmas cracker. Beneath the wide smile, the sharp teeth, the stories, Alastor was just a man. He cared deeply for the world around him, for the people around him and those in his life. No matter how hard he tried to disguise it, it always shone through to Y/n.
It wasn't like she had never spoken to Alastor before, she had just never spoken to him alone before. Every interaction they had ever had was as a part of the larger group of Hotel residents and staff. On the rare occasion they ran into one another in the hallway or happened to each be in the kitchen at the same time, Y/n froze up. Words turned to stones in her stomach and all she could ever seem to manage was a gentle nod, a shaky smile. It frustrated her to no end.
Finally, she had worked up the courage to talk to him. It was all Angel's idea really, she would never have had the thought to do such a thing on her own but his pushing had been relentless and at last, Y/n had agreed.
And it had taken months, months! This was her third attempt to go up to him. They had even lowered the stakes, Angel saying all she had to do was have a single normal conversation with the man and he would let her off the hook, stop his pestering and teasing. It was just her luck, really just her god damn luck.
Sir Pentious had informed Y/n that Alastor had left the hotel to see a friend, Charlie had given her the address of the cafe he had said he would be at should they need him. Everyone was all smiles, all encouragement. Y/n reminded herself to yell at Angel later for spilling her secret although, she guessed she shouldn't have expected anything else from the hotel's biggest gossip.
Putting on her favorite outfit, her hair all done up and makeup perfect, Y/n had slicked her ears flat against her head in determination and stepped out onto the streets of Pentagram City. It didn't take long for her to find the place, a sweet little cafe on the outskirts of Cannibal Town with white wrought iron chairs and a cheerful pink and purple sign. It hadn't taken her long to spot the bright red of Alastor's suit through the window either, standing out against all the muted purples and dark blacks of the other cannibals enjoying their meals within.
"It's fine. It's totally not weird that you're going up to him in a cafe he's having lunch in with a friend, that you.... oh my god Y/n!! He's gonna think you were stalking him! You should just go back and- no! You promised. Y/n, you can do this."
She took a deep breath, centering herself in that little core, that rod of who she was, that shot down the center of her being. Raising a closed fist to her chest, she shut her eyes.
"You can do this, Bunny." she reaffirmed, "You can do this."
Opening her eyes, she crossed the street. Her hand was inches away from the door's handle, her heart racing but set on what she was about to do, when Y/n noticed exactly who Alastor's 'friend' was.
Across the table from him, sipping delicately on a cup of tea, was the most beautiful demon Y/n thought she had ever laid eyes on. She had long, dainty fingers, thin and spidery, and the most perfectly proportioned body. She was tall, long legs sheltered by her skirt and a tiny waist that threw her hips and chest into contrast. The woman's hair was neat, tucked up beneath a wide brimmed hat. Her clothes were classy, her smile was bright and charming, the black holes of her eyes were... were... were everything. She was everything, everything Y/n wasn't.
Suddenly, the weight of her own body against her bones became all too real. She felt the urge to never be touched again, the same strange sickness of her youth sinking its teeth into the softness of her stomach, her thighs, her arms, all of her. Her hand lowered from the handle, Alastor laughing at something the woman had said to him. He seemed relaxed, more at peace than Y/n had ever seen the man before. If that wasn't love, she didn't know what was.
It took a second for the other residents of the Hazbin Hotel to realize the change. Y/n was good at this, she'd had practice. For years, she had worked to move past it all but the threat of a relapse had always hung over her head. It was her sword of Damocles, her fated demise.
Y/n retreated in to herself, she couldn't get the image of that woman out of her head. Poised, statuesque, thin. God, Y/n had never wanted anything more than she wanted to be thin. She wanted to rip fistfuls of flesh from her body, she wanted to wither away so only something beautiful remained.
Alastor was the first to notice. He had a soft spot for the rabbit demon who always seemed to be full of that soft, discrete joy and unending kindness. She was a more toned down version of Charlie. She was genuine and completely herself, no holds bared. She had such a hope, she had such a goodness, it made him wonder why she hadn't ended up in Heaven instead.
The truth was, behind the bravado and the grin, Alastor was scared of Y/n. He was scared he would touch her and she would rot away or worse, that she would run. She was just so good, so intrinsically wondrous, and he was the opposite. She was a fresh rose and he was the person coming haplessly along with a pair of gardening shears. She was radiant, she was carved fresh from marble, he was down bad.
Women had never been a priority or a problem for Alastor. Living and dead, they flocked to him. He knew his reputation was to blame, not to mention his looks. They could be fun for a while. Alastor saw charming them as a game, a good way to pass the time. This was different, Y/n was different. Alastor didn't know what to do so, he did nothing. He avoided her like the plague and when he couldn't, he practically ignored her, barley spared her a word.
Alastor was untethered, completely in the dark and so, he did what everyone does when they feel like that: he went to talk to his best friend. When he had gotten back to the hotel after his rather illuminating little chat with Rosie, Charlie had asked him if he had seen Y/n. It felt like divine chance, a cruel joke of fate, that the demon Princess would bring up the very source of his problems so soon after having at last pushed past his pride to ask for help.
When he had revealed the truth to the gang, that no, he had not in fact seen Y/n, they seemed deflated. There had been some sighs, some shrugs, shared glances he didn't understand and then everything had gone back to normal except, it wasn't quite normal.
Where Y/n could normally be found causing trouble, making mischief with the people who had so quickly become her friends since she had started her stay at the hotel out in the open, there was now a distinct lack of her jovial presence. She began taking her plates to her room at meals, showing up to group activities less and less, claiming she was tired or had a stomach ache. Alastor noticed every time he did manage to catch a glimpse of the marvelous and strange creature who had captured his affections so, she seemed utterly exhausted. Y/n was always bundled up, even on the warmest of days.
He wanted to go talk to her, wanted to ask her if she was okay. Alastor was worried -- genuinely worried -- about her. The only thing that stopped him from knocking every time he passed her perpetually closed door, was that he knew himself too well. He knew that the minute he entered, he'd lose his courage, that the words would become mush in his mouth.
It was pure chance, right place wrong time, that he heard it. Alastor had been following his normal routine, heading up to his radio tower for a broadcast after a group activity. Today had been Operation Navigation! As Charlie had dubbed it. She and Vaggie had built an obstacle course and everyone had a partner who was blindfolded and had to be guided through. When they got to the other end, the pairs had switched. Miraculously, Y/n had shown up to this event.
Alastor had watched her carefully, noting her sluggish movements and the way it took her a second to fully register what anyone was saying in a given moment. It was out of the ordinary and his worry only grew. He knew he was going to have to do something about it eventually but just didn't know how. Maybe it would require another visit to Rosie.
As he walked past the lobby bathroom, Alastor was pulled from his thoughts. The door was slightly ajar, sending shards of light out into the darkened hallway.
"Why isn't it working!"
Came the hushed yell of defeat. It was Y/n's voice, he'd know it anywhere. Alastor stopped walking.
"Why do I have to be..."
There was a sniff, the sound of something hitting the wall. Alastor realized it had been Y/n at the sound of fabric against the wallpaper. He could see her in his minds eye as she slid down the wall, pulling her knees into her chest.
"Why can't I just be skinny."
Y/n's words were muffled, soft and shaky.
"Why can't I just be pretty. Why do I have to be... to be..." her words were briefly broken by a sob, "why can't I just be good. I can't even fucking starve myself right. I wish..."
Alastor's body reacted before his mind could catch up, he knocked gently on the door. There was a little yelp of surprise from within, a few sniffs and some rustling fabric.
"Yeah?"
Y/n's voice trembled as she tried to keep the tears at bay.
"May I come in?"
Alastor heard the sharp intake of breath. It was too late to back down now. The silence was thick between them, it felt eternal.
"Okay." Y/n agreed at last, her voice small, and Alastor stepped into the room.
It was exactly how he had imagined it. Y/n was huddled on the floor next to the door, her knees tucked up under her chin and her arms holding her shins tightly. Alastor noticed that the thick, woolen sweater she had been wearing earlier had been tossed to the side, laying haphazardly beside the sink. Y/n sniffed again, trying to smile.
"Everything okay?" she asked and Alastor fixed his eyes back on her.
Y/n's eyes were rimmed with red. Her ears lay limply around her face which was stained with tears. Her skin was covered in goosebumps, she shivered.
"No. It's not."
She seemed a bit taken aback by his answer, not having grasped the reality of the cracked door earlier.
"I don't... what's wrong?"
"You are starving yourself." Alastor replied in a matter-of-fact voice.
Y/n's eyes went wide.
"Fuck... I... fuck!" she buried her face in her knees, "You weren't supposed to hear that."
"Are you trying to die!?" Alastor asked,
He didn't mean to yell, he didn't mean to be this angry. Everything he said seemed to send shockwaves of regret through his body. No matter what he did, he couldn't seem to stop himself.
"Are you... I just... are you stupid?!"
Y/n looked up at him again, her eyes wet with fresh tears.
"I-"
"You what." Alastor scoffed, "You want to be pretty?"
"I..."
"You want to be pretty so you lock yourself away? You make your friends watch as you... as you what, as you get thin? As you destroy yourself?"
She was crying now, truly crying. Alastor looked away, a hand to his head. He took a deep breath, everything was going wrong. When he looked at her again, her cheeks were flushed from a mixture of shame and hurt.
"I just..." he took another deep breath, sinking to his knees before her, "Why would you hurt yourself so badly for something as.. as shallow as your looks?"
Y/n sniffled, frantically trying to wipe away her tears.
"What, I thought you liked to watch other people's downfalls." she tried to shoot back at him but her words came out stuttering and broken through the thickly falling tears.
Y/n refused to meet Alastor's gaze. Everything was going wrong. She was horribly embarrassed, she felt like a butterfly and Alastor was the terror who had opened her chrysalis too soon. He wasn't supposed to see her like this, he wasn't supposed to see her now. He was only supposed to get the after. It was all for him, after all, wasn't it?
Except, Y/n knew the truth of the matter. Alastor had been the trigger but, these behaviors were too well engrained. She might not have known it then, but she'd been looking for an excuse all along. It was all for her, every inch of agony.
His heart dropped at her words. Was that what Y/n truly thought of him? It would make sense, it was the face he presented to the world after all. He had just thought... he had hoped... Rosie had said....
Rosie. That was the answer. She had told him to be honest, to be vulnerable no matter how terrifying such a prospect could be. She had said it was the only way they ever had the slightest chance.
Alastor reached a hand out gently, turning Y/n to look at him. Her skin was soft to the touch, the beating of her blood thrumming against his fingertips. With the utmost care he could muster in his clawed and rotten hands, Alastor wiped her tears away. He couldn't meet Y/n's eyes but heard her sniffle, watched as the flow of sorrow slowed.
"Not your downfall." he said, his words like quiet feathers falling through the air, "Never your downfall."
At last he met her trembling gaze, fear coursing hotly through him, mingling with his blood. She took a few short, stuttering breaths before bursting into tears once again. Alastor flinched slightly as her head fell forward onto his shoulder.
"But I'm not that woman!"
"Woman... what woman?"
"The one you were with at the cafe!"
"The one... Rosie?"
Y/n nodded, sniffiling slightly as she tried to calm herself down.
"You saw me with Rosie? How?"
"I went... I'd been working up all this courage and... I just wanted to talk to you and Charlie and Pen said you'd be there and... and... and I'm not Rosie!"
Suddenly, everything clicked into place. He had been right all along, Rosie was the answer. With the air of someone who hadn't had much physical affection given to them in their life, or received any for that matter, Alastor slowly wrapped his hands around Y/n's shaking back.
"Good."
"What do you mean 'good'? She's so beautiful and she made you laugh and she's just... she's so beautiful and thin!"
"She is beautiful, and a lovely woman but, I don't want Rosie. Or anyone else for that matter."
Y/n's sobs redoubled, she began to struggle against his grip.
"Let me go! Stop lying, Alastor."
Alastor released Y/n from his grasp and she pushed herself back against the wall, utterly mortified and unable to stop. She crossed her arms over her chest, looking away.
"Stop joking, it's... it's not funny."
"Who is joking? I..." Alastor took a deep breath.
Rosie had been right, it was terrifying. He hope she was right on the second part too, that it would be worth it.
"Y/n, have you seen yourself?"
"Yes! Why the fuck do you think I want to be anything else?!"
Alastor got to his feet, holding a hand out to Y/n.
"Come with me."
"No." she mumbled, scooting further away from him if it was possible.
Under another circumstance, he would have chuckled lightly, he would have found her reaction adorable. This was neither the time nor the place and so, summoning his shadows, he transported them both into the darkness of his room.
Y/n looked around, pulling herself to her feet.
"Where... where are we?"
"My room." Alastor sat down on the edge of his bed, "Come here."
Hesitantly, Y/n took a few steps forwards. Once she was in reach, he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into his lap. The feeling sent sparks through his body, Alastor tried his best to ignore it. There were more important things than the pleasure of the moment. Y/n struggled against his grasp, the tips of her ears dragging slightly across his arms.
"Alastor! Let me go! I'm too heavy!"
"No, you're quite perfect actually."
"I don't want to be touched! I don't want you to... you're making me want to tear my skin off, please."
"No." his voice was firm.
"Please, just please let go of my waist at least."
To this, he relented, one of his arms falling loosely onto her lap as he held the other up, snapping his fingers. Shadow's flooded into the room, bringing with them a full length mirror. He felt Y/n tense in his grasp.
They came to a stop, setting the mirror on the ground before them. Y/n turned her head away, her eyes shut tight.
"Please stop, Alastor. This really isn't funny."
"Y/n."
"No."
"Y/n."
"No!"
Y/n, please."
She had never heard him say the word before. Slowly, she opened her eyes, craning her neck to look up at Alastor.
"I want you to see what I see when I look at you."
"You promise you wont be mean?" Y/n asked suspiciously after a moment.
"I pinky promise."
He had seen her do this before, with other residents of the hotel. A simple locking of pinky's was all it ever took to make a promise, to assuage her doubts, to show she cared. Y/n's eyes widened slightly. Slowly, she reached her hand out, locking her pinky with his. They shook their hands once, the way Alastor had seen her do it a thousand times before.
"Wait." Y/n said as he made to move his hand away, looking away bashfully, her cheeks a bright pink and her voice quiet, "Don't let go."
"Okay."
Taking a deep breath, she turned to the mirror. It was terrible, she felt bile rise in her throat.
"Y/n, you are so... every inch of you is perfect." Alastor took a deep breath, the way his voice trembled not escaping Y/n's notice, "You have... amazing legs. I know everyone's all obsessed with Angel's but, he has nothing on you walking around on those sticks. You're... you're all soft curves and lace. If you were made of anything, you would be satin. You are a nymph rising from the lakes, a wild maenad in the woods. Your eyes shine like true stars, not what we have here. Did you know rabbits were always my favorite animal?"
Y/n giggled slightly, her tearstained cheeks flushed pink.
"Well they were. They still are. Your ears are just to die for, dearest."
He felt her ears twitch slightly against his back at the comment and Y/n watched through the mirror as his smile softened at it's harsh edges.
"Your grace is what the Greeks wrote about. You... Y/n, the first time I set eyes on you, I felt like I was drowning." Alastor looked away, unable to meet her eyes even through the glass, "Like you were a siren and I was nothing more than a hapless sailor at your mercy."
"But you never talk to me."
"You never talk to me!"
Y/n laughed again, smiling a gummy smile.
"I don't have to talk to you to see who you are, Y/n." Alastor continued, his hand that was in her lap turning so his palm rested gently on her thigh, "You light up any room you're in. You are charming and clever and constantly on the look out for places you can instill your special breed of controlled chaos."
Trembling, he shifted his hand in Y/n's so he held hers, raising it to his mouth. The heat of his breath on her skin drove Y/n wild, her breath hitched.
"I am glad you're not Rosie, I don't want Rosie. I don't want anyone else except for you."
Alastor planted a soft kiss on the back of her hand and Y/n's smile only grew, her tears long forgotten now as she watched Alastor's reflection.
"You are perfect. Please, don't change yourself, don't hurt yourself, trying to be something else. I'd miss you."
Slowly, he let their still clasped hands fall into Y/n's lap.
"Do you see now?"
Y/n turned back to the mirror, her head tilted slightly to one side as she hummed in consideration.
"No." she admitted, "But I think I might be able to start."
"One step at a time." Alastor rubbed his thumb over the back of her hand in comforting circles, "I'll be with you the whole way, if you'll have me."
He held his breath, waiting for her reply. Y/n met his eyes through the mirror, her brow furrowed.
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Who is Rosie?"
Alastor could have laughed, he nearly did.
"She is a very old and dear friend. I was going to her for advice, that day."
"You? Needing advice?" Y/n paused before shaking her head, "Nah, I don't see it."
She laughed lightly at her own joke and Alastor smiled softly back at her.
"It was advice about you, actually."
Y/n turned herself in his lap, looking up at him with her legs on either side of his own.
"About me?"
"Y-yes."
He cursed himself internally. Alastor hadn't meant to stutter, she just looked too lovely sitting there and looking up at him with her pretty pink lips slightly parted, her cheeks flushed.
"Well?" she asked expectantly.
"I..." Alastor felt the heat rising in his own cheeks and looked away, "well, I didn't know how to approach you."
"Wait, you were avoiding me this whole time?" Y/n laughed and Alastor nodded, "I thought I was avoiding you!"
"Wait, you were avoiding me?"
His gaze snapped back to hers and she laughed again.
"Yes! I was terrified to speak to you! You're so cool and hot and just... I'm not good at things like this!"
"You think I'm hot?"
"Is that all you got out of what I said?"
"Maybe."
They both laughed this time. Alastor's chest felt lighter than it hand in years.
"So," he began once they had both calmed down, "is that a yes?"
"To what?"
"To letting me... be... with you."
Y/n smiled, reaching a hand up to his cheek.
"That's a 'will you be with me?' I think actually."
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A/N Y'all, there were one or two times I almost wrote my name while doing this one. I've been writing x reader fics for eight years, this never happens to me anymore. I think I related a little too hard. I am x reader fic writing too close to the sun.
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thatbadadvice Ā· 5 months ago
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I (15f) am slightly worried that I led on some guys I did not mean to lead on.
There are two guys that I've hung out with over longer spans of time or regularly.
1. Hung out with him for several hours non-stop cause he was fun to hang out with, and we took a walk in the forest aswell, he got (slightly) touchy but not that much.
2. Works in a shop in my small city and I go there almost weekly just to hang out but always buy something, he sometimes offers me drinks for free (twice by now) or reduces the price.
They both got my insta too
However, the problem is that a) I'm not looking for a relationship and, more importantly, b) they are both in their 20s.
I took care to mention that I am only 15 to both of them but idk if that changed anything. Any advice? I also don't want to confront them directly cause I might have just interpreted it like this.
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Hello, anonymous!
Thank you for writing in. I am delighted to inform you that you have excellent judgment for wondering what the hell is going on here, and for questioning these guys' behavior toward you.
Grown-ass men ā€” and that is what dudes in their 20s are ā€” bear the burden of not being weird to, for, or about young women of your age. It is the grown-ass men of the world who are obligated not to make you, or young women like you, feel weird about literally anything. In fact, grown-ass men should go out of their way, on purpose and with gusto, NEVER to get even within ten million football fields' worth of "(slightly) touchy" with a gal of your age. So that's my read on Mr. Walk In The Woods. I have less to say definitively about Mr. Free/Cheap Drinks, but I trust your judgment: if you feel like Mr. Free/Cheap Drinks is sending some ~ signals ~, you're right about it.
It sounds like both of these Grown-Ass Men are trying to make pretty creepo moves, so let me be clear: nothing you could ever do could even possibly in the most remote sense amount to "leading them on," because you are not responsible for the behavior of Grown-Ass Men.
I think you know this, or you wouldn't be asking the Bad Advisor this question. You know they're being weird. You know you haven't done anything beyond exist in these dudes' general sphere, which you are entitled to do! You are allowed to exist in the world without having to swat off the advances of older guys! It really sucks that girls and women can just be living our regular-ass lives and have dudes be at us like this. But you're not responsible for their decisions ā€” whether it's a decision to offer you free/cheap drinks (with strings attached, implied) or to get (slightly) handsy during a walk in the woods.
The fact that you told both of these Grown-Ass Men explicitly that you are 15 years old should have sent both of them spinning back into the sun with shame and embarrassment, not that they probably needed it spelled out, but GOOD ON YOU for making it so clear. That is actually terribly brave of you, and they should have fallen all over themselves to not fall all over you subsequently. They should be mortified about their behavior.
You did not misinterpret their actions; and if you did, who cares? Some dudes who weren't hitting on a 15-year-old will continue to not hit on a 15-year-old? Girl, your self-preservation instinct is INTACT and WORKING. It's on them not to be creepos. Any Grown-Ass Man who is on the level and not a weirdo would 1000000000000% never need to be told "Hey dude, I'm 15" in the first place. You have good judgment. You are reading these men correctly.
So what do you do about your good judgment? Well, first ā€” no more walks in the woods. Suddenly you have an urgent appointment that precludes all walks in woods! The benefit-of-the-doubt ship has sailed. Dude got handsy and you dislike it. Dunzo. You are unavailable for future walks in woods (or anywhere). You've got a test to study for, a practice to go to, some buddies to hang out with elsewhere. So sorry, no-can. Dude can find a 20-to-90-something-year-old woman to paw up under the canopy if that's his jam. There are scores of women his age and older who'd be glad (i guess?) to get felt up while some dude shoves them ~ romantically ~ against the bark of a moldy Hackberry.
As for Mr. Free/Cheap Drinks ā€” look, I appreciate the appeal of a discount beverage ā€” but I think you gotta be prepared to aggressively (politely) pay for your drinks. Dude says "This one is on the house" and you DGAF, because you've got $5 cash and you're laying it on the counter with a smile and saying "I really appreciate it, but I'd like to pay for my drink ā€” you get it!"
It's the "you get it!" that's really the key here. It's polite, but clear. It demands that these Grown-Ass Dudes do the work of not getting it and saying so if they're gonna be that dippy about it. You can use it on Mr. Handsy In The Woods, too. You can't do X, Y, Z because Reasons -- "Gotta get back to piano practice, it would be weird if I stayed here, since we're just friends! You get it!"
You shouldn't have to do the work of offering these dippos the "you get it" out, but it's a safe and reliable way of making it clear that they better the fuck get it. Like, they better the fuck understand that you are 15 and they are being weird about this whole deal.
Practice:
"Oh, I'd like to chill but doing another big long hang alone together would make it seem like we're going out or something, and that would be weird -- you get it."
"I appreciate the discount, but if I keep taking these drinks, it'll seem like you LIKE me or something. That's weird, right? You get it!"
If either of these Grown-Ass Men gets sketchy about these very polite brush-offs, that shit is on them and will only confirm what you know: you have great judgment. These dudes are weird. If they're going to be weird, you can be so polite that they have to explain why, specifically, they are being weird and don't understand what you are politely saying, which is that their interest in you is weird.
You have not led these Grown-Ass Men on by existing in their universe. You have not led them on by being polite to them and tolerating their inappropriate advances to preserve your own safety. The concept of "leading on" is bullshit, fucked up, heteronormative dipshittery that puts the burden on women, mostly, to account for the crappy behavior of men who can, do, and should know better. I assure you these men know better, and they think you don't. That's why older guys pursue younger and teen women in the first place ā€” they think they get to be the big men in charge, because they're afraid they can't manipulate women their own age.
Here's what, though: they can't manipulate you, either. You are clever, self-possessed and a great self-advocate. They're being weird. You're being smart. Make sure they know it.
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adams-angels Ā· 9 months ago
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Hello dear writer! Whenever you have time would you consider doing a fluff and maybe smut piece about how Adam would be on a restaurant date? Iā€™m so curious how he would act since they didnā€™t have dates when he was alive a trillion billion million years ago.
And Valentineā€™s Day has me way up in the feels šŸ„¹
Thank you bebe šŸ©µ
A bit late for Valentine's day but better late than never babes šŸ˜Ž this was longer than I was expecting šŸ«¢
šŸ’– Please send me requests! Send me your own headcanons! I will draw! I'm obsessed rn!šŸ’–
Valentines
It's been a while since Adams been on a "date" if you could even call it that. The last "date" he had was with Eve in the Garden of Eden. So... Yeah. A while might be an understatement. He also hated the day. Like many holidays. Why should SaInT vAlEnTiNe get a whole holiday after him?! Adam is the ORIGINAL dick. If anything there should be a holiday celebrated for HIM. But, whatever. You were into it. And he was into you.
He was so nervous when he asked you out for Valentine's day. He waited until last minute before finally getting the courage to ask. Ten o'clock at night he frantically knocked at your door. You hurried to answer, the panic filled your body at the knocking. It was desperate, like someone needed help. When you opened the door and saw a panting Adam you were confused. Was he hurt? Before you could say anything he put his hand up to your face signaling you to not speak as he caught his breath. It was odd why he was out of breath. He flies everywhere. Did he run? "Be- huff- will you- jesus, fuck- pant-" his hand were on his knees as he choked on his breath. "Ada-" hand in your face. Rude. He straightened himself out, at least as much as he could in the small apartment hallway. The apartment was made for smaller Winners not 8 foot Giants like Adam. "Be my Valentine?" He panted out. Of course you said yes! What can you say? You've been crushing on him for, like, ever! You never picked up that he likes you back. Even though he was never subtle. "Cool- pant- text you the deetz." He shot you some finger guns before leaving.
So now it's Valentine's day! šŸ’˜ Cupid's shot his arrow and hit you. You're feeling fun, flirty, and feisty. You put on your cutest outfit and checked yourself in the mirror. Is cute what you're going for? It's your first date. But it is Valentine's day. You don't wanna be prudish. You change into something a bit more revealing and again checked yourself. This might be a bit too sexy.. slutty even! You don't want to give the impression that you put out of the first day! Even if you do. No. This needs to be perfect. You think to yourself... "I bet Adam isn't having this much trouble."
You weren't wrong. Adam was much more relaxed. Too relaxed. Why would he be nervous? He's the man. In fact he was out right now looking at new guitars. When he left the store he saw Valentine, surrounded by his Cupid's. "Augh." Adam grunted, not wanting to interact with the Saint. "Adam!" Shit. "A little birdy told me you've got a Valentine's this year. It's been what? Centuries?" Valentine laughed. Adam rolled his eyes, then glared at him. "Yeah? So what? I figured it's a good way to get free pussy." Adam shrugged as a cocky grin formed on his face. The Cupid angels surrounding Saint Valentine cringed. "Oh, Adam. Come now! This is a holiday of love and romance. Not cheap pickups!" The man placed a hand on Adam shoulder which he immediately shrugged off. "So, are you going anywhere special? Have you bought the lucky angel flowers? Chocolates? A gift of adoration?" "Uh.. what?" "You haven't bought them anything have you?" The man laughed, putting his hand on Adams shoulder again pulling Adam closer. "Good luck getting fucked, playboy." He hissed with a wicked smirk. Valentine released Adams shoulder laughing. "Happy Valentine's days!" He said before flying away with his cupids. "Motherfucker!" Adam's flew off to the nearest store to get you some flowers.
When he arrived the flower section was bare. Maybe one half dead rose. "What the hell?" He flew all over the store looking for anything Valentines related. "No, no, no!" He stopped in one of the aisles before finding worker. "Hey! Where the fuck is the stuff?" "S-stuff, sir?" Adam gestures around the store. "You know! The fucking Valentines shit! Where is it?!" The poor retail worker fretted telling him there was nothing left. "V-valentines day is o-one of the most popular days of the year sir... There's nothing left.." "NOTHING LEFT?!?!" Adam yelled. His voice booming around the store causing shelfs to shake knocking almost everything off. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOTHING LEFT?! I NEED SOMETHING FOR TONIGHT!!!" "I - I'm sorry, sir!" The poor angels voice shuddered. Adam groaned, balling his hands into fists. He was about to leave before he noticed a bottle of soda that hadn't fallen. He pushed it off the shelf for good measure before storming out of the store.
He wasn't going to spend all day looking for shit of this shitty holiday. He hated it. This was dumb! He's gift enough. Still, he takes his phone and texts Lute
"URGENT! flowers! Plz get 4 me thx dngrtits"
That'll do. He heads home to get ready for your date.
ļ½žā ā™”āœ§ā ļ½” I really hope you enjoyed! I'm not a writer by any means but I appreciate any support I receive so thank you for reading! ļ½”āœ§ā ā™”ļ½žā 
The time comes and Adam is waiting outside of your apartment building, he's not walking up all those stairs again. He was feeling cool. Calm. Collected. Until he saw you. His hands started getting clammy, his heat racing. You look so pretty. You of course found the prefect in-between of cute and sexy for your outfit. "Heeey, you could of made an effort." He joked. You frowned. You thought you did well. He clears his throat. "Let's go." He wiped his hands on his robe before taking flight with you following after.
You both arrived at the restaurant. Neither of you stop on the way. It was awkward. He walked in first, he didn't hold the door open for you. Rude. Once inside you noticed the restaurant was jam packed. Adam also noticed this and froze. "Good thing you booked, right?" You said, playfully, hoping to break some tension. "Uh... Yeah... Wait here, surgartits." He walked over to the host. "I need a table for two." The host scoffed. "Yeah, sure. We've got one available tomorrow." Adam was fuming. This was all going wrong. This can't go wrong. "Do you fucking know who I am?!" He raised his voice. "I'm fucking ADAM! I'm the fucking man! And I want a damn table!" You walk over. "Adam?" "What, bitch!? Fuck! Can't you see I'm busy?! I'm getting us a table!" He yelled at you. No. Nope. You're too good to be yelled at. This was meant to be fun. Fuck this. You put your hands in the air. "Nope. I'm out." You turn on your heels and exit the restaurant. "Wait- no, y/n." He looks as you exit then back at the host. "I'll ruin your fucking life, cunt." He hissed before flying out of the restaurant.
He looks around and you were no where to be seen. "Fast fucker. AUGH!!!" He stomped his foot covering his face with his hands. If he wasn't wearing his mask he'd be pulling his hair.
You got yourself home. Fucking shit day. Dumb idea. You don't even know why he asked you. The whole thing was dumb. Everything about it was dumb. You collapse onto the couch, sulking. It doesn't take long before there's a knock at the door. Adam you suspect. You roll your eyes before peeling yourself off the couch. Opening the door you see Lute. Huh. "Uh.. hi?" "Adam requests your presents. Put on this blind fold." She hands you a blindfold. "What?" She didn't repeat herself. She never does. You groan, knowing she won't leave until you do it so whatever. You put the blindfold on and lute takes your wrist and flies off with you ragdolling.
Once your feet touch the ground she lets go of your wrist. Leaving you there blindfolded. "Uh.. you can take that off now." You do, to see a candle lit picnic layed out. It was adorable, there were fairy lights on the trees. Adam stood there, awkwardly, with a bunch of your favourite flowers. How did he know? Lute. "Uh. Surprise.." he handed you the flowers. "Sorry, about the restaurant. Fucking idiots double booked or something.. I don't know." He shrugged. You know it wasn't true. He didn't book, you know that. But you smiled. "Thank you, Adam. This is much nicer." He smiled and stretched. "Well, what can I say? I know what I'm doing."
You sat on the blanket, Adam did also and popped open a bottle of champagne. "I got the good stuff." You smile at the gesture although you always thought champagne tasted disgusting. He got all the good stuff, strawberries and chocolates. Cheese board. Cute little cakes. "This is all very well thought out. How did you get this so quickly?" You asked. He shrugged with a smirk. "I'm just that good, babe." Lute. This was more his style anyway. Outside, under the stars. It reminded him of the Garden.
"so, this was fun." He rubbed the palm of his hands on his knees. "I'd much rather not do this Valentine's bullshit though. Maybe next time we can just... Do it whenever?" "I'd like that. Although, this Valentine's day has turned out pretty perfect." You smile. "Well. I am perfect so." He smirks at you. You don't want to stroke his ego anymore than you already have. You roll your eyes before quickly giving him a peck on the lips. "you're alright, I suppose." You took his sweaty hand in yours and led down, he followed. You both watched the stars in silence. He'd gently squeeze your hand every now and then, you'd squeeze back.
"Happy valentine's, Y/N."
"Happy valentine's, Adam."
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Happier Than Ever
~Happier Than Ever by Billi Eilish~
Author's Note: requested! toxic af. it's kinda paced a bit weird, I apologize Summary: Y/N breaks up with Jack after a toxic relationship Warnings: toxic relationship! "harsh" language Word Count: 2,492 Jack Hughes x fm!reader
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Her head was in her hands as she let out another sob, her vision was starting to grow blurry from the amount of tears falling from her eyes. Jack was standing across the living room, his eyes dry.Ā 
She lifted her gaze, looking towards him. He dropped his gaze towards the floor, as he crossed his arms over his chest. He didnā€™t know what to say. He had zero idea on how to make her feel better or make the situation better. He was the reason she was sobbing. He was the reason she felt so broken.
She wiped the tears on her eyes as she stood up and began to walk towards the front door of the apartment. ā€œY/N, come on-ā€ he let out. She simply raised her hand up as she continued walking towards the door. ā€œSo this is it? Youā€™re just going to leave, like that?ā€ he spat.Ā 
She spun around, her back leaning against the front door. ā€œIā€™m so done, just leave me alone, Jack,ā€ she let out, sobbing as she walked out of the apartment. Jack watched her leave as he clenched his jaw tightly. He rolled his eyes as he walked towards his bedroom. Luke peeked his head out of his bedroom, looking towards Jack. Jack simply flipped him off as he walked into his room.
~One Month Ago~
He reached out to her, slid into her DMs on Instagram begging for her to go out with him. She was an influencer with millions of followers on TikTok and Instagram. She lived in New Jersey despite probably having more success in LA. Jack swore he never saw anyone more beautiful than Y/N. She was gorgeous and funny and seemingly the perfect girl for him.
It only took one DM and several dates later, they were together. Social media found out quite fast as people saw them in public together. So, she decided to feed into it. Jack also agreed, it gave him more recognition and he was all for it.Ā 
She was laying in her bed, his head was on her chest as he slowly ran his hands up and down her sides. She was editing a TikTok on her phone. It was an aesthetic looking video of her going to Jackā€™s game. He was featured in the video a few times, surely it would get the attention of his fans.Ā 
He pressed his lips to her exposed collarbone for a few seconds before he hovered over her frame. She turned her phone off, dropping it beside her head as she met his gaze, a small grin began to form on his lips as he scanned her features. ā€œHi gorgeous,ā€ he whispered before he leaned towards her, kissing her delicately. She reached her hands up and took a hold of his cheeks as he continued to kiss her softly.
ā€œYouā€™re coming with me to that dinner I have tonight, right?ā€ she asked as she slowly pulled away from his lips. He simply hummed before he began to kiss down her jawline, down her neck. ā€œI want to leave by five, itā€™s across town and I donā€™t want to be late,ā€ he simply hummed again as he continued trailing his lips down her skin.
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It was ten minutes before five and Jack was nowhere to be found. He went back to his apartment to get nicer clothes for the dinner event. She called him and it went straight to voicemail. She was sitting on her couch, simply scrolling through TikTok as her heart rate continued to elevate as she was waiting.Ā 
This was important, it was meetings with her managers about the next steps on her journey. She was meeting important people that could guide her career into a better space. She wanted to have Jackā€™s support, not because he was a famous hockey player, but as her boyfriend.Ā 
She opened their messages, creating a short message asking if he was on his way yet. She hit send and waited to see any gray text message bubbles pop up, but there was nothing. She tilted her head back against the couch as she felt her eyes fill with tears. Her lips quivered as she watched each minute tick by.Ā 
It was ten minutes after five and she couldnā€™t wait any longer. She ordered herself an Uber. She began walking out of her apartment as she called Jack again. It rang and rang, she felt her eyes continue to tear up as she was walking down the hall towards the elevator.Ā 
The call went to voicemail again, ā€œItā€™s Jack, sorry I couldnā€™t answer the phone, Iā€™ll give you a call when I can!ā€ his voicemail rang out. His voice was loud and excitable. She sighed as she heard the beep.
ā€œH-hey, I couldnā€™t wait anymore. Iā€™m heading to the restaurant. Please call me,ā€ she let out sadly as she hung up the phone. She dropped her phone into her purse as she stepped into the elevator, pressing her lips together as she clenched and unclenched her fists.Ā 
She thought about reaching out to Luke, but she knew Jack would get mad if she did. She stepped out of the elevator, feeling her feet feel a bit heavy as she walked into the lobby of her apartment, half expecting to see Jack waiting for her. He was nowhere in sight. Nodding slightly she pulled her phone out from her purse, seeing no message from Jack.Ā 
It was 5:15 now and nothing. The Uber was waiting and she sat down inside the backseat and remained quiet. The driver was polite and remained quiet after he realized Y/N wasnā€™t entirely excited to engage in a conversation.Ā 
It was 5:40 now and she was only ten minutes away from the restaurant when Jack began calling her. She answered on the fifth ring as she brought it to her ear, but didnā€™t say anything.Ā 
ā€œHey! So Iā€™ll be there in like ten minutes,ā€ he explained, excitedly.Ā 
ā€œWhat are you talking about?ā€ she asked, her voice breaking slightly.
ā€œYou said be at your place at six? Iā€™m getting in my car now-ā€
ā€œNo, Jack, I said five. I called and texted and you-ā€
ā€œNo, honey, I remember you said six,ā€ he said passive aggressively. She clenched her jaw as she tilted her head back.
ā€œI said five, Jack. Itā€™s too late, just stay home,ā€ she countered.Ā 
ā€œDonā€™t get mad at me because you said the wrong time, how is that my fault?ā€ His voice was harsh.
ā€œI didnā€™t-ā€
ā€œYou said six, I got ready by six, how is that my fault? Itā€™s not. So where is the restaurant? I'll try and meet you there as soon as I can,ā€ he said while huffing.Ā 
Her lips began to quiver as she shook her head, ā€œStay home, Jack. I donā€™t want you there anymore,ā€ she said sadly as she hung up the phone. She met the gaze of the Uber driver through the rear view mirror for only a second before she shifted her gaze out of the window towards the busy streets. He called her back instantly but she didnā€™t answer.Ā 
The driver pulled up towards the fancy restaurant and put the car in park. ā€œThank you,ā€ she mumbled as she climbed out of the car adjusting the tight black dress on her frame. She walked into the restaurant to see her manager waiting for her.Ā 
ā€œHey! Whereā€™s Jack?ā€ Jasper said instantly. She chuckled dryly. ā€œSorry, you look great. I was just hoping he would be here, theyā€™re big Devils fans,ā€
ā€œOf course they are, no heā€™s not coming,ā€ she said simply as the pair began walking towards the other end of the restaurant towards the gentlemen she was supposed to be meeting.Ā 
It was 6:32 and Jack walked through the door. She lifted her gaze, seeing him walk through the restaurant confidently. He had a cocky grin on his lips as he made his way towards their table. Jasper smiled widely as he saw Jack walking towards them.Ā 
ā€œThought you said he couldnā€™t come,ā€ Jasper said excitedly, standing up from the table. Y/N clenched her jaw, her eyes filling with tears as she saw him.Ā  She blinked them away as she stood up from her chair to meet him. He happily planted a kiss on her cheek. ā€œFellas, this is Y/Nā€™s boyfriend, Jack Hughes,ā€ Jasper said.
ā€œOh wow, didnā€™t realize she was involved with the Devils superstar,ā€ one of the older gentlemen said. Jack smiled widely as Jasper pulled a chair towards the table for him. Jack sat down beside Y/N. He rested his hand onto Y/Nā€™s leg, rubbing his hand softly against her skin.Ā 
She kept her gaze towards her half eaten salad as she continued to tense up with his hand touching her frame. ā€œSo you and your brother seem to be turning the team around. This is exciting,"another one of the gentlemen said.Ā 
The rest of the two hour dinner was no longer about Y/N. It was about Jack. Every question and every topic was about Jack and how the Devils season was going to go.Ā 
ā€œIt was great getting to know you, Jack, and um-sorry what was your name again, Doll?ā€ one of the gentlemen said. Y/Nā€™s eyes widened as she raised her eyebrows. She licked her lips nervously.
ā€œY/N,ā€ she said through gritted teeth, ā€œIā€™m going to go wait for the Uber,ā€ she whispered towards Jack.
ā€œIā€™ll just drive you home,ā€ Jack said back. She shook her head as she walked towards the exit of the restaurant, ignoring the rest of the people at the dinner. She was texting Jasper to not take any offer they had towards her.Ā 
It was clearly not about her, the whole dinner was not about her. Jasper specifically asked if Jack could come as Jack Hughes and not Jack, Y/Nā€™s boyfriend.
She was angry. She waited outside of the restaurant, her arms crossed over her chest. She began crying, she didnā€™t know when but the tears were falling down her cheeks. He walked out, a cocky wide smile on his lips. His smile faltered slightly as he saw the tears on her cheeks.
ā€œThat went well, why are you crying?ā€ he asked, trying to be supportive, it fell short. She rolled her eyes as she kept quiet. ā€œWhat?ā€ he asked harsher.
ā€œI told you to stay home!ā€ she let out.
ā€œYou wanted me there, I found a way to get here, why is that so awful?ā€
She huffed. ā€œI wanted my boyfriend there! Not Jack Hughes, Devils superstar!ā€ she let out. He laughed dryly.
ā€œWell Iā€™m sorry that they were bigger fans of me than you!ā€Ā 
Her mouth fell open as she let out a forced out chuckle, ā€œIf you showed up with me then things wouldā€™ve gone different! You had to make an entrance! You had to make it about you! Itā€™s never about me! Itā€™s always about you!ā€ she let out angrily. ā€œI needed you to be just Jack! I donā€™t need you to be the NHL star you all of the time. I needed you to be there for me, for fucking once!ā€ she shouted as she saw her Uber pull up beside them.Ā 
She walked towards the back door, pulling it open.Ā 
ā€œSheā€™s good, Iā€™m taking her home,ā€ Jack shouted into the car, trying to slam the door. She took a hold of it and climbed into the backseat, locking the door instantly.Ā 
ā€œPlease just drive,ā€ she mumbled towards the Uber driver. He nodded as they drove away, leaving Jack standing alone outside of the restaurant.Ā 
~Present Day~
She sat in her car, in the parking garage staring towards her best friend Joeyā€™s contact. She hasnā€™t spoken to him in a few weeks because Jack had convinced her that she didnā€™t need Joey. It wasnā€™t all at once but she slowly stopped talking with Joey, her childhood best friend. She hit the call button and it only took two rings before he answered.
ā€œHey sweetie,ā€ he said, simply excited to see Y/N calling.Ā 
ā€œCan I come over?ā€ she asked, a sob leaving her throat as she spoke.Ā 
ā€œOh my god, of course, Iā€™ll make you a coffee,ā€ Joey expressed as he sounded like he practically jumped into the air. ā€œDo I need to book a rage room?ā€ he asked, half joking but half seriously.
ā€œIā€™ll let you know when I get there,ā€ she said, a sob and a chuckle leaving her throat.
The drive to Joeyā€™s apartment only took five minutes as she pulled into the parking garage. She entered the lobby to see Joey and his boyfriend Derek waiting for her in the lobby. Her lips began to quiver as she walked towards the pair and hugged them instantly. They squeezed her tightly to them for as long as she needed.Ā 
ā€œI knew that pretty boy was too good to be true,ā€ Joey mumbled as the three of them walked towards the elevator. The three of them waited inside, Joey was holding onto Y/N tightly as they reached the sixth floor.Ā 
They entered the apartment and Derek quickly walked towards the kitchen to take a hold of the freshly brewed latte. He handed it to Y/N. She gladly took a sip, her entire frame relaxing at the taste and the feeling of her best friends beside her.
ā€œI shouldā€™ve left him last month, that was my last fucking straw but I stayed,ā€ she let out while shaking her head, she sat on the couch, pulling the mug towards her lips.
ā€œThe dinner thing? Oh yeah that was a rough one,ā€ Joey mumbled as he sat down beside her, squeezing her to his side. ā€œWhyā€™d you break it off this time?ā€ he asked softly. Derek sat on the coffee table in front of her.Ā 
She took a deep breath, ā€œHe accused me of being with him to get more views and followers. Itā€™s like my comment sections are entirely full of comments asking if Iā€™m doing okay, or if Iā€™m happy because he makes me so fucking sad that my followers are starting to ask. So if I really was with him for the views and money and followers would I seriously be that sad?ā€ she explained.
She shook her head, ā€œI loved him, I wanted to be happy with him but I couldnā€™t. I tried and stayed as long as I could,ā€ she mumbled another sob leaving her throat. ā€œIt doesnā€™t make sense,ā€ she said suddenly.
ā€œOh, Y/N, it makes so much sense. He was barely in your videos, he doesnā€™t know what heā€™s talking about. Letā€™s have a weekend of drinking and crying and smashing things, okay?ā€ Derek offered. Y/N laughed, a real laugh.Ā 
ā€œItā€™s always the pretty ones that turn out to be assholes, huh?ā€ Joey mumbled as he pulled Y/N tighter to his chest.
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lixie-phoria Ā· 10 months ago
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[10.0 americano fiasco] BETTER THAN REVENGE !
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you would have thought that the campus walk ways would be empty considering the match that was about to start in less than fifteen minutes, everyone eager to get a good seat, but it's surprisingly crowded as you and hyunjin walk down the old, cobbled path.
"-and then changbin fell down smack on his ass. funniest thing that's ever happened during practice," hyunjin finishes his story, throwing his head back to laugh. "i wish we got that on camera."
the wind is cold, kissing your skin as it pushes back your hair, and you're slightly concerned at your friend's insistence to drink his iced americano despite the weather.
"you will never let him live it down, will you?"
"of course not!"
hyunjin's excitement is contagious, because you find yourself laughing along as he skips ahead, forcing you to take bigger steps too.
"sometimes i feel bad for him. but then i remember how he keeps stealing my protein powder!"
right. of course. every few days you are reminded your best friend is only a man whose brain is hard wired into thinking about two things - the gym and girls. specifically in that order.
"and-" here hyunjin stumbles over a crack on the ground, squealing a bit.
"careful or you're going to be the one falling on your ass."
he rolls his eyes playfully at your poke, correcting himself and removing the skip from his step before falling into line with you.
"anyways so-"
"hyunjin!"
you halt, turning back to see jeongin jogging down the path towards the pair of you.
"chan hyung said you should come back for some final strategy discussions!"
you hear your best friend groan beside you.
"we've discussed our plan a million times before!" he all but whines, stomping his leg like a toddler. "why does he want to go over it again?"
"not our choice, is it? the coach said we have to."
you pat hyunjin's arm as he slouches in defeat.
"it's fine hyune. i should probably go get a seat too or all the good ones will be taken."
"sure," he mumbles, spinning on one foot to sharply turn towards you. "bye-"
you see it happen in slow motion - hyunjin's mouth opening to finish his sentence when a large body collides into him from the back, sending the boy stumbling into you.
but you feel it before you see it - ice cold americano splashing all across the front of your white top, soaking the fabric and diffusing through it in a few seconds.
"sorry!"
you faintly hear a foreign voice apologize, their figure walking ahead without stopping to clearly notice the damage they had just caused.
"holy shit," jeongin whispers, wide eyes looking between you and hyunjin, who is also frozen in his spot, hand slapped across his mouth.
"that bitch."
the culprit is long gone, melting into the sea of people ahead, and you're still too scared to look down and see exactly how much of the drink had landed on you. but you can see hyunjin's now empty cup that had been filled nearly to the brim only a few seconds ago.
"yn-" hyunjin's voice is only a whisper, and from the horror painting his face you would have thought he had seen a ghost. "shit, i'm so sorry-"
"no time for that," jeongin interrupts, recovering first, and you turn to look at him. "hyunjin did you carry an extra t-shirt or sweatshirt with you?"
the boy shakes his head.
"just your luck," jeongin mutters as he shakes his head. "i have my spare jersey from last year. yn you can borrow that."
it's like a switch goes off in hyunjin's head as he stands straight, his horror slowly morphing into annoyance.
"that won't be necessary-"
"do you want her to freeze to death?"
"well obviously not-"
"then there's no time to waste."
"why can't we ask chan hyung or someone for their jersey? maybe-"
"i have my bag with me right now. do you want to go back to the lockers and explain to hyung what you were doing drinking an ice cold americano ten minutes before a match?"
hyunjin's mouth opens and closes like a fish out of water, searching for something to say before he slumps in defeat.
"yn are you fine with this?"
you shrug. you really didn't have a choice.
you didn't want to agree seeing the miserable look on your best friend's face, but the drink was really starting to soak through the cloth and the cold it brought was not welcomed by your bones. you could feel the goose bumps lining your skin.
and so you find yourself accepting the jersey from jeongin, trying to reassure hyunjin it wasn't his fault. but the boy wouldn't even meet your eyes.
"thanks jeongin."
he flashes you a reassuring smile before pulling hyunjin and the two are on their way, leaving you to walk to the washrooms alone.
and it isn't until you're in one of the stalls that you really realize it's jeongin's jersey, and it has his name printed on it in big bold letters.
oh.
it's jeongin's jersey, and it smells like him - the same pepper and vanilla mix you had caught on to the at the party.
it's jeongin's jersey, and it falls around you perfectly, but it's nowhere near as nice as it would look on him - highlighting all those muscles you had felt that night.
it's jeongin's jersey, and you're wearing it at his game, something you once used to do for yeonjun.
it's jeongin's jersey, and-
shut up!
you have to physically slap yourself, shaking your head as the sting spreads across your skin.
something was wrong with you. this wasn't that big of a deal. he was just helping you out. he probably doesn't even care.
yeah. he doesn't even care. that's right. it's okay, you shouldn't be flustered about it either, you think, shoving your own top into your bag and marching out determinedly. you were not going to let yang jeongin and his nice smelling jersey cloud your thoughts.
you were here for hyunjin today. he would have your full attention. you were going to support him and then go for lunch without thinking about-
"for fucks sake watch where you're going!"
you yelp in surprise as you face plant into a hard body, stumbling back in shock. it really wasn't a good day for you.
"i'm so sorr-"
"yn?"
you freeze.
no way.
"what are you doing here?"
no fucking way.
"...yeonjun?"
he's right there. in front of you. hair slightly tousled from when you crashed into him and eyes wide as he stares at you.
"yeonjun what-"
he saves you from your rambling by stepping closer, eyes narrowing in suspicion.
"what are you doing?"
"is that yang jeongin's jersey?"
of course he noticed.
you want to turn right back around, dig your grave, and bury yourself alive.
"yn. are you fucking wearing jeongin's jersey right now?"
"no?"
you wish you were six feet under the ground.
"stop lying-"
"bye! gotta go!"
you push him aside, running down to occupy the first empty seat you see in the crowd of spectators, losing the boy somewhere at the back.
fuck. your. life.
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diazsdimples Ā· 5 months ago
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"You're the only person I could even fathom doing this for" + Buddie
"You're the only person I could even fathom doing this for," Eddie grouses as he and Buck weave their way through the crowd, heading towards the meetup point near the starting line.
There are ten other teams (couples? Eddie's never entirely sure what to call them) also milling around, waiting to be called up. Among them are what feels like hundreds of crew members, camera people, health and safety coordinators, you name it.
Buck nudges Eddie's shoulder with his as they walk. "And can I just once again reiterate how grateful I am that you agreed to come. I could have asked Hen or Chim, but I don't think they would have been so keen."
Eddie snorts. "Hen and Chim would have walked off before you even finished the first leg." He hoists the overly large backpack up his shoulders, swinging it around to do a last-minute check that they've got everything they need.
"They just can't keep up with my boundless enthusiasm," Buck replies airily. He grins down at Eddie. "It's not their fault, I suppose. You're just the only person I know who's got a chance at keeping up with me."
"Yeah well, I did say I'd have your back." Eddie puts on a show of sighing loudly, but there's no hiding the grin that's pulling at the corners of his mouth. "I probably should have seen this coming."
Buck stops, causing a crew member to dodge him and shoot him a dirty look. He remains oblivious to this as he regards Eddie with amusement.
"You should have anticipated 7 years ago, when you said you'd have my back, that I'd sweet talk you into coming onto a reality TV show with me?"
"Yep. Exactly that. Silly of me, really."
Buck laughs, a bright sound that makes something in Eddie's chest warm. Buck's smile is a beautiful thing to behold and Eddie can't help but grin right back.
"You're ridiculous," Buck chuckles, falling into step beside Eddie once again as they make their way over to the tent where the other racers are waiting.
When Buck had approached Eddie with the idea of applying for the Amazing Race USA, it had initially seemed like a harmless joke, a "yeah we should totally do that," without any real intention of actually applying.
And then Buck had shown up at his house with a tape recorder and a grin, and had begged and begged and begged for them to record a clip to send in. Had it not been for Christopher's puppy eyes ("please Dad, I'll be the coolest kid in school!") Eddie probably wouldn't have gone through with it. But Buck knew Eddie's weakness (his son) and boy had he weaponised him.
They sent in the tape the next day within a week had received a callback, and now here they were, several weeks and one somewhat awkward conversation with Bobby about why he'd be losing two of his firefighters for a month later, wondering how exactly they managed to push past all the other people applying.
Eddie wasn't one to turn down the opportunity to win a million dollars, not that that amount of money went particularly far in this economy. As he'd joked to Buck, if they won he'd use his share of the money to pay off Christopher's student loans, and then buy himself an ice cream with the leftover cash.
Also, he'd get to travel the world with Buck, which was a huge selling point. Eddie knows he's whipped when it comes to Buck. The idea of travelling with him, seeing the world, competing against others, being at their peak BuckandEddie, it would have been too good to pass up.
They finally reach the tent where the rest of the racers are, and are immediately swooped on by a hoard of crew members, checking over them, making sure they're mic'd up, general TV show admin, Eddie assumes.
"No turning back now, huh," Buck comments, trying to seem as nonchalant as possible. Eddie, however, can see right through him. He hears the slight quaver in Buck's voice, notices the way Buck doesn't quite meet his eye, how Buck's eyes are flickering around him as though on high alert.
"Hey," he says as he places a hand on Buck's shoulder, his thumb brushing against Buck's pulse point. "We're going to be okay. It's going to be fun! Just breathe, okay?"
Buck takes in a deep breath, his shoulders rising and pressing against Eddie's hand before releasing it. Eddie rubs his thumb back and forth over Buck's neck, giving him the smallest of squeezes.
"Right," Buck nods, his mouth quirking into a half smile. "Just us versus the world, huh?"
Eddie returns his smile with an easy grin, and he has to resist the urge to lean over and press a gentle kiss to Buck's cheek. "You and me, and 11 countries. We've got this."
There's a loud foghorn noise, signalling the teams to line up at the starting line, facing the host. Eddie's hand moves to cup Buck's cheek, patting him once, twice, before dropping down to his side. Buck flushes a beautiful pink and together they make their way to the line, ready to begin the adventure of a lifetime.
Gonna tag some friends who might be interested.
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elysptical Ā· 6 days ago
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A vibrating jade egg.
It works wonders for your core and your trainer recommended one on a whim. Alex was always into the newest trend but you decided to have a go. Lord knows you werenā€™t having any other fun down there.
It hand been four days and no real change. Until Ovulation hit you like a truck. And youā€™re not sure if itā€™s the vibrations seemingly to tickle your brain or the baritone in Mr. Kimā€™s voice, but everything is making you lustier and dizzy.
So you pivot, focusing on your laptop and the sounds your manicure makes against the keyboard. When all is adjourned you rush to your office and close the wooden door leaning over the couch.
He notices, of course he does. Heā€™s spent countless nights wide awake on zoom trying to finish a production launch or hammering out a campaign. Not even the slightest change in your demeanor goes unnoticed.
Nothing seems to ground you and before you can react a rushed knock and open is heard.
Only Mingyu ignores manners like that, you canā€™t count on all your toes and fingers how many conversations youā€™ve had about that. He says he likes to keep you ready, ā€œdonā€™t get ready if you stay readyā€ or some shit like that.
ā€œBunny you good?ā€, you have also asked him a million times not to call you that at the office.
ā€œI-ā€œ, your words catch in your throat. Who wears a grey three piece anymore? What is this 1920ā€™s England, and why does it look so good on him?
ā€œIā€™ll get you some water, you have got to start eating breakfast everydayā€¦ā€, he continues toward my kitchenette and I drone out his words. My focus is on sitting down while I watch him remove his jacket, rolling up his sleeves and popping off his watch with his perfect teeth-fuck.
ā€œIā€™m f-fineā€, you groan and look for your phone. While his back is turned you find the app quickly and still the purple egg nestled in your pelvis. Now if he could just leave you alone for five seconds.
ā€œCome on loser drink, I am having Alicia bring you some breakfastā€, he holds your head back and forces you to hydrate. The eye contact is maddening and now you feel really exposed.
ā€œI said Iā€™m fine. Just leave me be pleaseā€, you donā€™t mean to snap, and Lord knows you want him to stay but not like this. Your fantasy does not start on your office lounger.
ā€œAlright you brat, Iā€™m going, Iā€™m goingā€, he playfully nudges your shoulder and leaves you be. Thatā€™s not before he glances over to your phone and smirks.
The door closes softly behind him and youā€™re left mortified with the purple ā€œVibrator Eggā€ logo on your screen. Why didnā€™t you turn off your phone? Now Mingyu is going to think youā€™re some unprofessional slut who prances around with vibrators up their butt.
You stalk over to the bathroom and finally relieve yourself. Cleaning everything up and placing your friend in the trash. Never again Alex!
Your phone buzzes and you donā€™t even care to answer, already over the day. Maybe itā€™s time for a mental health day, some spa time would really do you good.
Quickly, you set your appointment and gather your things. As you roll on your new winter gloves you give your notice of leave to your secretary and head out.
By the time lunch rolls around you forget you left your phone at your office. Hell, you forget what was stressing you out at all, thanks to the scorching heat of the sauna.
But Mingyu is steady sending texts after text. He even brings an extra takeout meal to your office only to be met by your secretary using your private bathroom. Only she could get away with that, cause she knows where the bodies are buried.
ā€œOh Mr. Kim, I apologize I thought she wouldā€™ve told youā€, she tosses her paper towel in the trash, ā€œshe left for the day. Needed a mental health break.ā€
Alicia smiles and walks back out to her desk. Waiting for him to leave confused and a little hurt back to his own office down the hall.
At around ten in the evening you finish your Chinese order and rolling your first blunt. The jazz music is echoing through your condo and your butt naked under your plushest pink robe.
The doorbell rings as soon as you pour your glass of wine and you roll your eyes. Who could possibly have been sent to interrupt your peace? You donā€™t even bother pulling the blunt from your mouth before opening the door.
And Mingyu scoffs, not even waiting before waltzing in still wearing his suit from before. But the tie is a little looser, and his unbuttoned shirt gives a small peak at his toned collarbone.
ā€œYou canā€™t just come in my house Mr. Kimā€, you shut the door behind him and sigh. Placing your little pick me up on the counter.
ā€œI hate when you call me that, even after I brought you thisā€, he places a cute little hello kitty bag of weed on your coffee table and you smile. Now you remember why youā€™re friends outside of work.
ā€œAwe, you missed meā€, you giggle and walk to the balcony opening the door wides and letting in the city sounds.
ā€œWhatever, can I get a glass of wine loser?ā€
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eclecticmiasma Ā· 5 months ago
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Yandere Chilchuck?????? Please????????????
Y'all I was supposed to be normal about this show for once!! Don't indulge me like this..............................anyway here are some more headcanons based on theĀ Yandere MBTIĀ indicator conceptualized by the lovelyĀ ddarker-dreams! Please send them love.
[Warnings: general yandere scariness, manipulation]
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CRUEL Vs. REVERENT
Chilchuck uses biting sarcasm, criticism, and emotional punishment as a front to cover deep, deep insecurities festering within him. As blunt and belittling he can be to his friends, he turns it almost ten-fold on his darling. They can't do a damn thing right- can't fight without getting injured, can't listen to his orders correctly when navigating traps, can't hold a knife to cut onions for whatever abomination Senshi has boiling for dinner. Chilchuck will use what he's deemed as shortcomings as an excuse to keep darling dependent on him by butting into everything they do and finishing it off himself.
If darling is put off by his behavior, he'll find a way to show them just how necessary he is for their survival. Chilchuck would let darling die in the dungeon a million times over if it will bring them to the realization that they're helpless without his guidance.
AWAREĀ VS.Ā DELUSIONAL
Chilchuck is, on a surface level, aware of his behavior. He knows that he treats darling more harshly than the others. However, he doesn't have the emotional intelligence to know why he feels so compelled to snatch the hairbrush out of darling's hand when they're brushing it "the wrong way" or why he feels on edge whenever darling is off out of his sight. He certainly can't understand why the way Laios looks at darling while they speak makes his blood boil. Chilchuck doesn't realize that deep-down he's terrified of loss. He can't bear to lose his friends to their mad quest, to have his darling up and realize they're better off without him. Gone with his daughters without so much as even a goodbye. Not again.
Never again.
MANIPULATIVEĀ VS.Ā HONEST
This ties to the nature of why Chilchuck has become so obsessive and cagey about his darling. He manipulates them in the multitude of ways above to make themselves doubt their own abilities, but he also manipulates the rest of the party to see the situation between them differently.
"I told them a thousand fucking times that I saw a crack in the floor that looked tampered with!" He seethes as Marcille works to revive darling, impaled through the femoral artery by a nasty spike shot up from the stones below. Darling isn't there to speak for themselves, to argue that Chilchuck had told them the exact opposite. After they wake, for a split second they'll remember it exactly as it happened, only to have the memory wiped away by Chilchuck's insistence that they were just too stupid to understand him correctly. When Laios pulls Chilchuck aside one night and asks him in hushed words if he thought bringing darling along was a mistake, the half-foot knows he's won.
STRICTĀ VS.Ā LENIENT
It isn't long before Chilchuck's giving orders. He details exactly how long darling is allowed to be off bathing alone for their own safety, or that the only thing they're allowed to do in battle is cast spells from afar as they will surely be a danger to themselves and the others if they try to join the frontlines. The reward for listening is a softer side of Chilchuck. He might sew darling's ripped jacket or let something slip about his past. He might even fuss over darling after being killed rather than berate them. Punishment for failing to listen to him is an incrementally tighter leash pulled on what darling is and isn't allowed to get into, distancing when appropriate to leave darling floundering and looking more incompetent than before, or insisting they have to read Laios's dungeon guidebook ramblings to prepare themselves better.
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hiiii can you maybe do a 5 + 1 tommyinnit x reader where its like 5 times they act like couple and one time they make it official and get together?
(also can i be šŸ¦¢?)
yes oh my GAWDDD YESSS ; and yeah of course! welcome to the hotel šŸ¦¢ anon! enjoy your stay! ; thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy! ; this isn't that great tbh but I'm proud (this took way too long to do)
TOMMYINNIT ; five, cinco, funf, cincq, 'elima
summary ; five scenarios that lead up to you and Tommy becoming a thing
warnings ; language
disclaimers ; yes I know it said 5+1, I did the five thing because I wanted it to be a repeating number lol. they all say five in different languages, english, spanish, german, french and hawaiian for anyone who didn't get it
word count ; 2k
masterlist
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Five.
"I'm gonna cry, this show sucks," you speak, throwing your head back on the back of the couch.
"What is with this CGI..." The blonde mutters. "What's the budget on this show?"
You shrug. "Let me enjoy my show, Tommy"
"Wait, that Jeffery guy got out?"
"Yeah," you frown, watching as Athena runs across the screen and outside to look for the monster who was supposed to be on trial.
He pulls you into a hug as you both watch the show, being the first episode of season four. The city is collapsing, and a fangroup of a dangerous predator were sending glares to the victims.
You knew it was just a show. You couldn't help but feel bad because people did treat victims like that in real life, plus this show just made you emotional as all hell.
The blonde pulls you a little closer, having seen your eyes well up with tears.
"He's right there!"
"Athena run!"
"Oh fuck!"
"This show stresses me out too much, Y/n/n"
"How do you think I feel?"
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Cinco.
"Liking sherbert ice cream is such a red flag"
"What? Says you! Strawberry just isn't that good"
You playfully scoff, holding your strawberry waffle cone in your hand as Tommy passes up a ten pound bill up to the lady in the food truck. He holds his plastic bowl of sherbert ice cream in his other hand, a spoon tied between his index and middle fingers, holding on for dear life so as not to be dropped onto the concrete below.
"Why do I ever take you to do fun things?"
"You love me," He grins, stuffing the change in his pocket before walking away with you. "I just hold a special place in your heart."
"Sure you do, pal," you reply with a smile, taking a bite out of your ice cream. "Where do you wanna sit? I can't eat and walk, not a multi-tasker."
He scans the area, landing his eyes on a bench across the little road. Thank God these fairgrounds had benches, unlike the ones near Tubbo. Eugh.
He leads you toward the bench, taking a bite from his multicolored sweet with the white plastic spoon. You sit down with him, enjoying the scenery of a million fair rides and colorful lights against the dark night sky. Screams of terror and amusement fill your ears as you watch one of the mini coasters go down the large drop again.
You feel a shiver run down your spine, the chilly wind freezing you up for a moment. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to eat ice cream with no sun around to keep you warm. The blonde notices, though, and nearly makes a joke to rip on you for not bringing a jacket. But, he doesn't.
He slips off his plaid jacket and wraps it around your shoulders. He took into consideration that you would've just gone back and forth if he tried handing it to you.
You look at him, an eyebrow raised in clear confusion.
"I saw you shivering." He chuckles, taking another bite out of his sorbet. "Just take it, I'm sweating in it anyways"
You quietly nod and lean into the jacket more, considering you didn't have free hands to put it on at the moment. You could feel his body heat from the jacket rub off on you, warming you up as it was a heater.
"You wanna go on the ferris wheel after this?" He asks, looking up at the big, circular wheel a couple hundred yards away. Lights glimmer and flicker across the sides, shining all colors of the rainbow. "The line doesn't look too bad at the moment"
You shrug, "Yeah, sure. I'll slip the guy a five to hold us at the top to scare you." You joke with a snicker.
"Y/n!"
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Funf.
"I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?" You deadpan to your blonde friend, arms crossed.
"Cause I'm going on a date" He answers, again.
"With someone who's an asshole," you clarify once again, "Dude, I'm serious. There's a million other people you could go out with. Just skip them before they actually hurt you"
"Physically or mentally?"
"Tommy! I'm serious"
He sighs, pulling at the tie around his neck. He sighs, nearly a groan. "Why did I agree to take them somewhere fancy?"
You roll your eyes and quickly rush to his aid, turning him to face you. You loop your fingers around the tie and begin properly tying it around his collared shirt for him. He quickly feels his face heat up, making sure to keep his chin up, eyes still down to watch you work. He notices you bite at the inside of your cheek a bit, showing that you were in deep concentration.
He didn't know whether or not you actually knew how to tie a tie, or if you did it to make him shut the hell up, but he appreciated it either way.
"There," you speak, pulling your hands away from his neck after adjusting the tie a bit so it wasn't asymmetrical. "Tie is tied, Simons"
He turns to the mirror, looking at himself again. He smiles lightly, his eyes softening as he looks back at you.
"Thanks"
"Go have fun on that date of yours"
"I'll try"
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Cinq.
"Just hold my hand, you'll be okay"
"What are you talking about? I'm gonna die!"
"You'll live"
"Nuh uh!"
You sigh, dragging Tommy to the slingshot. You walk behind Tubbo and Freddie, who are a few feet ahead, as they hadn't heard any of Tommy's whining. Who knew the poor boy was so scared of heights.
"Please, I don't wanna get on it!"
"I need a partner, Simons"
He groans, catching up to your speed, your hand still wrapped around his wrist. You catch up to your friends, now walking through the empty line area.
"See? No one's here because they know they're gonna die!"
"No one's here because it's lunch time, Tommy"
"Damnit"
The overhead straps click as they lock around your bodies. Tommy's already white-knuckling the handles, clear desperation and fear in his eyes. You reach your left hand out to him, looking at him the best you can past the safety harness, which is practically against your face.
He quickly grabs onto your hand, squeezing it tightly.
"You'll be fine, it's fun!"
"I'm scared!"
Freddie and Tubbo laugh, reassuring the blonde that he'll live. Something in you is still a little surprised that Tubbo was actually excited about this.
The automated "keep your hands and feet inside the ride" speech plays while the platform sinks into the ground a bit, preparing to fling you into space. The blonde leans his head back, mentally preparing himself to scream his voice away. A split second after it ended, you were shot in the air, screams filling your ears, including your own.
"Y/n/n! Help! I hate this!" The blonde screams, squeezing onto your hand even tighter.
"Look at the view!" You yell back with a smile, taking in the view of the whole park from that height. You couldn't wait to see Tommy's face on the gopro footage later, his face was probably as red as cherries. "You're okay! Just don't throw up!"
"No, no, I don't wanna go down!" His voice echoes through the air, then his screams again as the ride plummets down.
Tubbo and Freddie laugh and scream, having the time of their life, which you share with them as the blonde in between you all is freaking out. However, on the next fling up, he seems calmer and now trusts that he's safe. His grip on your hand loosens a bit, and you smile as you can hear his screams of terror turn into screams of a happy thrill.
"Okay, this is cool!" He yells over the machine and screams of other passengers.
"You think so?" Tubbo yells, "Look, there's the others!" He points out in the distance, apparently seeing the group of your other friends across the park.
"Where are you even pointing?" Freddie questions, the end of his sentence turning into a yell as you plummet down again.
"Grow up, Freddie, you're fine!" Tommy yells jokingly, trying to keep air in his lungs.
"Shut up!"
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'Elima.
"What the hell is this?" You ask, furrowing your eyebrows.
"Lunch!" Tommy answers, looking back down at the whole picnic setup in his backyard. "You said you were hungry"
"I meant like, we could go get food." You clarify, "I was just gonna come pick you up, and we could go somewhere."
He shrugs, "It's food" He smiles and jumps onto the blanket, waiting for you.
You lightly smile at his dorky grin and sit down with him, throwing some Jolly Ranchers at him, which you had stuffed in your pockets.
You eat in peace, sitting in his backyard underneath a tree. You end up full while he's still munching on some fruit and decide to make a little flower crown out of the yellow flowers that were scattered around the yard. You get to work on tying them together, wanting to give it to Tommy and take a picture. You wanted to post said picture on Twitter and caption it "2020 vibes" but we'll see how far that got.
He watches you as you work, having seen you walk about the yard and gather a large bouquet of the little yellow weeds. He spits out another cherry pit onto the grass behind him, munching on the rest of the juicy fruit.
"What're you doing?" He asks
"Flower crown. I'm gonna put it on you. The 2020 era is revisiting," You answer, weaving another flower into the rope. "It's gonna be amazing, I'm gonna trend on Twitter after this"
"Oh God, no."
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"Last time I asked what something was, it was lunch in your backyard, but I don't think this is the same" You speak, an eyebrow slightly raised as you look at the drenched Tommy on your doorstep.
He holds a bouquet of flowers, which are being watered by the rain dripping from his flattened hair. He's completely soaked by the thunderstorm outside, making you wonder if he really walked all the way to your house in the middle of a storm. You internally pray that he took a bus.
"Yeah, uh, it's not" He nervously smiles. "I wanted to ask you out on a date, maybe"
You blink, still a little confused and now bewildered. You look down the street, seeing Molly, your mutual friend, sitting in her car, watching.
"Is this a prank or?.." You ask, glancing back to the car, letting Tommy know that you're aware that Molly drove him here.
"No, no, no! I- This is genuine. Seriously. It's fine if not, I just, like, have had a crush on you for a while, and it's making me all confused, and I just want it to go away." The blonde answers, watching you take the flowers from his hands.
"Well, what if I don't want it to go away?" You softly ask, looking back up at him.
His desperate look for rejection had turned to one of happiness, near disbelief even.
"What?"
"You heard me"
He glances at your lips for a moment before quickly kissing you, hands on your cheeks, before scurrying away. He sprints back towards the car, where you can see Molly cheering through the front windshield.
Tommy looks back, face red as ever, "Meet me at the pier tomorrow at three!"
You smile and shout back. "Okay!"
You lean against the door, watching him jump into the passengers seat and happily smile with Molly. You're unable to figure out what they're talking about, but you use your context clues to figure it was probably you.
Tommy realizes you're watching him, eyes slightly widened, lips shut like you could hear him. You wave goodbye and retrieve to the warmth of your home inside.
"I'm going on a date with Y/n!"
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