#also probably why i’m so into force masc

[lucifersgoodboyinheaven]

Tw: ranty rant abt body dysphoria and mental health

you know…body dysphoria is so weird…like- in all reality I don’t wanna look like a skinny twink gay boy (I am very much a twink gay boy lmao) BUT I wanna look big and strong, like- not dad bod but muscular dad bod if that makes sense…I want to look like I could win a wrestling match with no problem (but not like extremely buldging muscular like some of them) think uhhh…jason mamoa? kinda like that.

So, the fact that I am already a bigger guy, well- that just makes me feel like i’m not too far off from that, just got to build muscle…however i’m short…5’4….and I desperately do not want to look like a bulldog lmao

idk…like- I feel if I had a good workout routine and diet (not necessarily a specific diet, just like- good eating habits and eating things that I can healthy eat for the rest of my life and still get all my nutrients while also supporting my working out and all) that i’d probably have that body by now

I just wanna look big and strong and like I could beat up anyone who dare talk down to me…only to be pinned down and fucked hard…degraded and praised at the same time….

I wanna be big strong scary in the streets and pathetic obedient puppy boy in the sheets…

and that my friends is why I am not comfy showing myself yet 😅 and also why I both hate and love when people call me “cute” lmao

of course being on T would probably help significantly with that…but also unfortunately I can’t seem to hold down a job without getting extremely overwhelmed in like 2 weeks- 3months and ending up quitting bc I didn’t come in because I was in my car sobbing and yelling at myself to go in that I need the money :) (only job I have been able to stay the whole time was spirit halloween and doordash 🫡)

fuckin sucks, but at least I’m able to make a little bit of money, and save up

[blueberryismilk18]

Heyyy, I just found your writing and I love it so much 😭

I just wanted to ask for bistro huddy (idk if I spelled it right 😭) headcanons with a s/o that has anger issues. Like whenever they serve a rude costumer they can hardly contain themselves from smacking them with the turkey sandwich they ordered 😭😭. You could do whatever characters you like. You don’t have to take my request if you don’t want to btw. I don’t wanna force anything. Anyways, I hope you have a great day/night! Bye bye!!! ☺️

Heyy, I really enjoyed this one:3 sorry I’ve been gone for a while I had a very bad writing burn out. I’m gonna try and get as many done today as I can so expect more later! Hope you enjoy (none of my head canons are ever proof read so if there is a spelling mistake lmk)

Ruby, Terry, Joey, and Pickles with a S/O with anger issues

ℜ𝔲𝔟𝔶 (fem reader)

💋 She definitely has anger issues too but she can keep it under wraps.

💋 Will shit talk about the Customer(s) bothering you

💋She would probably go into the freezer with you to scream about the entire kitchen staff while you scream about the customers

💋 If you ever actually flip out at a customer she would lowkey be proud, or like in awe. I don’t think she’d encourage it but also she kinda would…

💋 “I didn’t think you had that in you, kind of stupid though. I mean It was kinda hot.”

💋 There’s a reason the chefs aren’t servers…

𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 (Masc reader)

👔 Lets you sit in his office(? Does he even have one… I’m assuming yall) to cool off and take a breather

👔 While your there he will tell you about how he understands it’s easy to get frustrated

👔 Trust me, this man understands. He goes through it almost every day.

👔 “I tell ya love, I know. I got Tim always calling my ass for things that, I tell ya, are just plain stupid!”

👔 Lets you talk about it and will probably crack a few jokes with you to help you feel better

👔 You flip out at a customer, you best believe this man it’s taking your side. What are they gonna do, tell the manager?!

ᴊᴏᴇʏ

🍨LOSES HIS TEMPER TOO! 

🍨 NOBODY is gonna treat his prince/princess like that?!

🍨 He flips out at the customer for you.

🍨 Another man who understands how idiotic people can be (despite being kinda dumb himself.)

🍨 “What the fuck are these people doing! If they gotta problem direct them to me sweetheart! Cause they could have a sandwich alright, a fucking knuckle sandwich!”

🍨 if you flip out, he would literally praise you for it, men’s glad you finally stuck up for yourself

𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜

🍭 I don’t think he really understands why your upset when you come to the back 

🍭 Once you explain he would get mad too! 

🍭 How could you let them talk to you like that?! 

🍭 “Let me at him!”

🍭 offers you candy to make you feel better, will give you a few hugs to help you cool off

🍭 Will take you outside to the back for a bit to breathe while he says some (stupid) sweet things to make you laugh

🍭 If it keeps happening with the same person maybe he’ll get riled up enough to confront them, probably will chicken out last second

🍭 If he finds out you flipped out, he hyped you up after, even after getting yelled at by Terry

🍭 “You did so amazing! That’ll teach them!”

[pocketfullofr0ses]

Who Runs This Blog… and Why’re They Kinda Hot, Sexy, and Cool asf?

Who am I?

I don’t want to give many clear cut answers because this blog is moreso the abstractions of my sexual expression BUT here is what I will give:

Young 20-something girl in the world! History major who is going into counseling 🕺

Lurker turned poster on Dec. 4th, 2024!

Given all this- I DO NOT WANT TO INTERACT WITH MINORS! EVER!

I also don’t want you to DM me unsolicited pictures. Not to be a cunt, but I don’t care and you’re probably small anyways :)

Why did I start posting?

I think that sex positivity is cool! Within our current social scape, the media has become increasingly hypersexual. I don’t think that this is a good thing, but I also recognize that this isn’t a change that I could have much impact on. So, I think that changing sex focused dialogues to normalizing the odd intricacies that are normally left to be pent up is healthier than swimming with your shame- especially in a world that will inherently profit off of your objectification anyways.

What’s the goal?

I want to become more comfortable with the things I used to keep solely in the dark. I think that by taking the radical approach to write about my fantasies and store them here I’ll enable myself to partake in the darker sides of kink in a healthier way!

So, this kinda means that my blog is a little more for me than it is for you- but if you enjoy my ramblings then that also makes me very happy!

Cool, so what do you like?

First off, kinda personal 🙄. Jk, but I think I’m still in the realm of exploration! I’ll still list my interests, but keep in mind this is never a stagnant thing for me and is in no particular order.

Forced Intox (I’m not a heavy drinker but I’ll hit a blinker!)

Dumbification

Patriarchy/Trad Wife-esque things

Hypnosis 🌀

Classic Dom/Sub dynamic, I typically lean submissive though

Force Masc (Sooo, while I may feel super comfortable in my female identity, there is something about force masc content that just does it LOL)

Transformation in the sense that my partner could control how I look/dress

Praise/Degradation (but I’m sensitive LOL)

Breeding

Perhaps CNC

Corruption, make me worse!

Probably other stuff, idk lol

Fun fact about me is that I hate bodily fluids and excrement. Just in general. Keep that away from me.

Anything else?

I would like to be clear that I have a very loving partner and am in a monogamous relationship! I am open to conversations, but I will not return your advances. Sharing similar feelings on erotic topics doesn’t mean I want to hear how you’d enact them with me- it’s odd you’d assume consent is implied just because I think the same thing is hot lol.

Thanks for reading my rambling!! Feel free to check out my posts 🥳

[leafnighthybridwolfsbane]

HELP! I Need Name Ideas

Ok, so- I am (almost) completely revamping old WoF OCs of mine that I had when I was younger. One is a Sea/Night hybrid and the other is a Sand/Rain hybrid. The Sea/Night hybrid is older than the other.

What brought me to revamping these two specifically was their day/night dynamic for a song I’ve been listening to from Arcane, specifically “Ma Meilleure Ennemie”. If you know you know. But the idea of a character that is so connected to one celestial body (moon and sun) and they inevitably fall in love. Though, I guess it would be nice to get to know them more. Info will be under the cut

As a note: I don’t have a picture for the Sand/Rain hybrid. Though I will give a description to the best of my ability.

Sea/Night Hybrid

Ok, so, this one was originally named Starboard. His story was that he was cursed by an animus as an egg to see as far as his own death(s). It was from the Seawing side I believe? I don’t remember why. I am still keeping him Male in some way.

What I’m changing is that he was still cursed, but not with the same curse. He hatched under no moons, hence his very seawing appearance. Though, out of a need for perfection, his mother, a nightwing animus, turned him into a three moon hatched dragonet. He was hidden away, homeschooled by his mother and father. What the issue was is that the enchantment went a little haywire. What his mother didn’t understand is that forcing certain things onto a newly hatched dragon can cause certain side effects to happen.

When an animus forces certain traits that are circumstantial, it can primarily cause permanent pains, an over abundance/minimal amount of said ability, or even death if the hatchling isn’t strong enough.

This character has dealt with an over abundance of both mind reading and future sight. Though, the future sight is not as good as Clearsight’s. The mind reading caused constant migraines that would last for days. He wasn’t the only egg of his clutch, but the only one strong enough to live. Long story short, he learned of everything and he ran away. Never talking to either parent again and lives with a bit of survivor’s guilt as he left other siblings behind.

When making his way in the world, he learned how to suppress his abilities to have a decently normal life. His passion was dancing and singing. His aquatic was nonexistent since his glow scales are constantly shining, basically constantly screaming kind of glow.

He made a name for himself in Possibility. He was a dancer for festivals that were calling forth the moon since he sees himself as sort of the embodiment of the moons. He is definitely a bit cocky, but not in an arrogant way. In a confident and “I know myself way too well to doubt myself way.” Which can lead to a major crash if he fails to uphold something he was confident he could do.

Though, he has still found a way to love himself, flaws and all.

I’ve been thinking about the names Stormbringer, Stormdancer, or Raindancer. Though, I’m not too sure.

Sand/Rain Hybrid

So this character was originally named Jasper and looked almost a lot different. I surprisingly don’t have a lot of info on him because he was my last WoFsona before Wolfsbane. So basically he doesn’t have anything to really go off of. Though here’s some ideas of what he’s about. He is probably going to end up as some flavor of masc nonbinary as I really wanted to use they for the pronouns.

Onto some loose thoughts. I was thinking that He wasn’t really cared for much as a dragonet. Kinda think about it as a mix of both unrestricted internet access had a baby with the unrestricted freedom of the 80’s and 90’s. So sort of neglected all around for the most part? Though, emotions were kind of very looked down upon since his rainwing parents hatched without the ability to change colors. So they toughened up to hide the pain they felt that they were different.

They were raised in a multigenerational household with numerous siblings added to the mix They’re also the oldest and is typically being ogled in jealousy at by his mother, the rainwing, as his blue coloration seems to change colors when intense emotions arise. They can kind of control it, but it’s not easy.

This character went to Possibility to get away from the oasis near the Jungle that their family lived near. He constantly wears a guard like piece of jewelry on his tail as it is filled with an acidic poison. He’s a bit trigger happy with it when pushed to anger. Otherwise he’s a softy.

Now, he tends to work odd jobs between commission work. He’s an artist and tends to work primarily with stone cutting and gem carving. He tends to enjoy seeing the Sea/Night hybrid’s dances as he enjoys the symbolism of the moon in writings.

I was contemplating names, but Jericho, referring to the rose of Jericho, was the only name I really liked. With the cute little nickname of Rose to once again referring back to the plant.

Conclusion

Title is mostly just to separate from everything else. Anyway, so, feel free to suggest as I honestly have no clue what to name either of them. Especially with naming conventions being taken into account. Feel free to reblog, comment or send a suggestion in the ask box. I’m just needing help with the name

Edit: Here’s rework Jasper’s design. Took hours to finish, but exactly what I was wanting them to look like

[batbeato]

I have two questions born from your post regarding Masc-Beatrice.

1) Would Sayo have been dressed in clothes made for Lion then, same-style as Masc Beatrice - or would they still wear the same dress that had belonged to their mother, Kuwadorian Beatrice, when meeting Kinzo post-epitaph?

Thinking on it at first, considering the epitaph was written in homage to both versions of Beatrice (I think?), and Kinzo wanting to see her smile again, I feel like Sayo would be dressed therefore as a woman - which kind of would maybe tie into being pressured to present as a woman. A “revival” of sorts, just like in the epitaph - the fulfillment of Kinzo’s wishes and resolving of his regrets - which coincides with the magical lore viewpoint of Beatrice being able to manifest a different form for Kinzo, pertaining to his (their) whims.

On the other hand, Sayo was heavily implied to be born as Kinzo’s son who he literally thought was dead, killed in the exact same way his mother had died no less - which could again facilitate the concept of resurrection (and probably really screw Sayo over, considering they were raised as a girl and woman, going down the route of canon).

There’s probably some (or a lot) of symbolism there to think over, the difference between being brought to Kinzo presenting as either Beatrice, the woman - both lover and child through the grandchild - or Lion, the young man who was lost, and doesn’t view themselves as Lion, indelibly imprinted by the concept of Beatrice nonetheless, the motifs used that could have mirrored Beatrice (Kuwadorian’s) style of dress and how and why it differs - but I feel like I’m talking myself in circles considering it.

2) I’m now curious if you have any ideas of Fem! Battler and how her dynamic would change compared to Canon Battler, with any version of Beatrice.

For 1: On the one hand, the idea of Sayo being resurrected as Lion for Kinzo is appealing. It ties together both this Beatrice's masculinity as well as their origin as Lion, and leads to some complex things for Sayo and how 'Lion' and 'Beatrice' tie together. But on the other, Sayo being made to dress as Beatrice further reflects Sayo's coercive sex assignment and how Beatrice is made to conform to Kinzo's wishes, regardless of who/what Beatrice actually wants to be. I think I prefer the latter, at least for a masc-Beatrice that focuses on the intersex-analogous trauma of their sex assignment as well as on how Sayo's life has been shaped by what others want them to be.

As for 2: Oh dear.

I don't think masc-Beatrice would be constantly making misogynistic comments, but just consider how fem-Beatrice acts with regards to Shannon's femininity. It comes from a place of deep hurt and a trauma-based understanding of femininity and womanhood and patriarchy. It slips in here and there in casual conversation, and then during emotional high points, it comes out in full force.

I do think that any version of Battler would probably be willing to sling insults around and banter/bicker, so she wouldn't let Beato get her down ordinarily, but during those points where Beato is crushing Battler's spirits, his words might slip in and actually affect Battler.

Also I still like the idea of fem-Battler being a knight/prince, even to masc-Beatrice. I think she'd still be very headstrong and stubborn and not willing to let bullshit get her down. Their dynamic kind of does the inverse of canon-beabato's, where instead of going from a very femdom dynamic to a more equal one / Battler being the 'Territory Lord', they start out with a very maledom dynamic and move to a more equal one / fem-Battler being the 'Territory Lord'.

With fem-Battler and fem-Beatrice, I do think that Beatrice might still make misogynistic comments but less so compared to masc-Beatrice. I don't think as much is different in broad narrative strokes except that this Battler also has to have a bi awakening while she's at it with the riddle-solving.

[lucythornwalter]

Wait a minute, I hear you say. Why are we starting with Felicity? She’s neither the first girl to be released (that’s technically a three-way tie, but the honor is usually given to Kirsten) nor the earliest chronologically (that would be Kaya). What is it about her that means she deserves the first entries in this project?

Well, she might not be the first for Pleasant Company, but she was the first for me. In 1998, when I was five years old, I saw a single volume of one of Felicity’s books in a spinning book rack at a Hallmark store, and I asked my mother to buy it for me based on the cover art and the title (it was Felicity Saves the Day, and the cover features her riding a horse and looking determined but frightened). I read it in the car, and then read it again, and read it again. I was already fascinated by history and specifically by material history, by books about ordinary life in the past and books about artifacts and customs. An Usborne book about life in the medieval era was one of my favorites, alongside another Usborne book about world geography that talked about languages and religious beliefs. I also loved children’s-aimed history books and movies like An American Tail, even as much of the subtle commentary went over my head. I loved The Wizard of Oz and its period setting, and this was also the year I discovered Annie through the 1998 Wonderful World of Disney adaptation. In 1999 I became hooked on A Little Princess and The Secret Garden, and Cosette from Les Misérables and a kids’ graphic novel adaptation of Oliver Twist. I had a box set of the Little House books and had a favorite (On the Banks of Plum Creek, if you were curious. Yes, I’m aware of the irony of being indigenous and liking these books as a kid, but my parents were more concerned with making sure I never watched the turboracist Westerns when they came on TV, and by comparison the near-absence of Native people in the Little House books was pretty tame).

Essentially, I was exactly the kind of person who’d become fully fixated on the American Girl books, and on opinionated and spunky heroines like Felicity in particular.

So. Who is Felicity Merriman?

Felicity Merriman is the eldest child of Edward and Martha Merriman, who live and work in Williamsburg in 1774. Edward Merriman is a genteel tradesman who owns a prosperous general store, and Martha is the daughter and probable only surviving child of an unnamed Virginia planter who owns a substantial estate called King’s Creek. Felicity’s younger siblings are Nan, William, and Polly. Her best friend is Elizabeth Cole, a recently-arrived new colonist from England whose family is deeply loyal to the British crown. Her books are primarily about struggling to find her place as a straightforwardly masc-of-center tomboy who prefers crossdressing and working in the trades to mending and cooking, and about the social divides caused by growing anti-monarchist sentiment in the American colonies and how her friendships and morals are impacted by the political turmoil.

Felicity Merriman is also a slaveowner, from a slaveowning family, and at no point do the original six books manage to address this. In fact, they actively avoid it – the status of her father’s assistant Marcus as an enslaved person is only confirmed in the “Looking Back: A Peek Into the Past” section of Meet Felicity once, and while it’s acknowledged that King’s Creek Plantation is a slave-worked plantation with slave quarters, the text of Felicity Saves the Day never states outright that she interacts with slaves despite the illustrations depicting her in the fields alongside them. There’s a darker-skinned woman named Rose who assists her mother domestically, and unlike Marcus she is never confirmed to be either enslaved or free, forcing me to come to the conclusion that she’s probably also owned by the Merriman household and thus by Felicity.

This is the original and damning sin of Felicity’s books and character concept, and it cannot be escaped. Felicity’s social status protects her from a lot of misbehavior and allows her the luxury of a leisurely girlhood with easy education and no expectation that she work for a living beyond being a genteel housewife. She has to pitch in around the house along with her mother and Rose, but she has plenty of time to ride horses and play with her siblings, and she gets away with doing nothing all summer while her laundry and mending and food are all magically done with no effort from her.

This is also one of the twin original and damning sins of America-as-settler-colony – the irony of slaveowners calling for and fighting for a narrow definition of freedom with broad ideals that they only want to take for themselves is at this point a very old topic of conversation. The other sin, the theft of land and the genocide of Native people, isn’t mentioned at all in Felicity’s books. Felicity Saves the Day is at least conscious of the casual cruelty of the Merrimans and devotes much of its Looking Back chapter to discussion of plantation life for slaves, but the only mention indigenous people get is a comment in Meet Felicity that we lived in North America for fifteen thousand years prior to European settlement. Where did we go? What happened to us? Pleasant Company isn’t that concerned with the question.

As a result, Felicity’s books are best read with something of a critical eye. Once you see how completely and how purposefully slavery is erased from her daily life, it becomes impossible to ignore, and kind of drowns out all the other things that are still excellent. And that’s a real shame, I think. There’s a lot to be examined here, about girlhood in the 1770s and girlhood in the 1990s, about class and gender and how those things impact and frustrate Felicity, about how she grows in confidence and about her sense of justice. Those things had an impact on me – I was inspired by her at five years old and I can recognize that fondness and desire to be just like her now, twenty-six years later.

Ultimately, I can love and appreciate what I, personally, internalized about her story and her journey to womanhood, but I’m never going to be able to uncritically lose myself in her world again. That’s the best and most comprehensive introduction I can give, and even that isn’t enough to effectively answer for what Pleasant Company chose to do. I can’t defend it, and I won’t defend it, but this was neither the first nor last book series I loved that was written by racists. I love it enough to say it fucked up badly, and I will be talking about this as it comes up (or doesn’t) in the text. That’s the best I can offer.

So let’s Meet Felicity.

[lookingforyn]

what about makoto naegi with a male or GN reader (whichever you prefer), where the reader is a huge fan like they’d defend him tooth and nail if anyone ever insulted him?? and they both secretly have a crush on each other

Love Makoto was so hyped reading this request >:))

Makoto Naegi X male reader who had a huge crush on him

SFW, headcannon format, fluff, tiny bit of angst, masc pronouns, romantic LGBTQ relationship, killing game setting

━━━━━━━━★━━━━━━━━━

•You found him respectful, surprised that he wanted to introduce himself to everyone like a gentleman. Him also being really cute definitely helped his case

•When he came up to you he was more nervous and a bit awkward similar to the way he was talking to Sayaka that day. You found it fluttering how nervous he seemed unlike talking to the rest of the class making you feel more confident talking to him

•You started hanging out with him when you had free time (which was a lot of the time) finding him the more safest option of students to mingle with

•You found him quite funny, he’d be very clumsy at times tripping over his own feet or would accidentally speak his mind when socializing, you didn’t know why people in his past found him “bland” and “boring” he was supportive, caring, optimistic, opinionated, brave when he needed to be and very selfless

•He also had a very open mind wanting to get to know everyone and how they lived their lives, even people like Toko or Byakuya he wouldn’t give up on anyone including you making you feel like you had someone at least somewhat looking out for you

•You found him very inspiring and someone to look up to, someone who you could trust, could be vulnerable with even in a place like this. Theses thoughts transformed into romantic dreams, red cheeks and sweaty hands all because of him

•You wanted to ask him about his sexuality but you were too scared that you would make him uncomfortable. He probably saw you as his “bro” I mean it was obvious that he liked Sayaka before she died. Would he stop hanging out with you? What if he found it too weird having you around him after asking him? The only thing you could do was pray that he liked guys even just a little… you prayed that he liked you

•When the trials started to happen, you made sure he had someone in his corner backing him up, he’s done so much for you and helps out everyone, he needs someone to do the same he deserves it

•You’d investigate with him, shut down any lies or insults thrown his way and of corse comfort him after the long and horrific day you all had to endure

•Even when you felt you were in the darkest place in your life, he always gave you hope to keep going, the courage to fight back and the kindness to pick yourself up even if you felt you weren’t worthy of it

•You were sitting down having dinner with Makoto talking about middle school and your guys experiences when he brought up crushes he’s had

•”I couldn’t even get near Sayaka let alone ask her out. She wasn’t the only one though there was this guy on the soccer team I thought was cute, I even joined the team to try and get closer to him. I quit three days later but at least I tried!”

•He laughed showing off his beautiful smile, you forced a chuckle while you mentally prepared to ask him the question you wanted to blurt out since he came up to you that first day

•”Oh are you?… I’m not freaked out or anything, I mean…. not being a straight guy myself, that would be hypocritical.” You nervously laughed trying to soothe the tension in the air

•After confessing to you, hope was in the air of the romance you’ve dreamed about for so long cooped up in this school. Taking a breath of strength, you also told him your own confession

•”Well, at least my lucky title counted for something. I um, really like you too Y/N and I would be even more lucky to be your boyfriend.”

•You spent the night in his arms, holding each other tight in comfort as you talked for hours about anything that crossed your guys mind. You two were anxious about how the rest of the class would respond to a gay relationship, there was enough tension between everyone and you didn’t want yourself or him to be anyone’s new target. If you had him and he had you though, the both of you were unstoppable 💚

[unlicensedmortician]

bad movies with j&j: divergent part two electric boogaloo.

- they have multiple personality traits. which means they are the worst people ever.

- i can’t even go “this is such obvious propaganda how is anyone falling for it” bc ive been on twitter recently

- oh girl that haircut is really bad

- that haircut is “this is the first time i’m asking for a masc haircut and the hairdresser my mom took me to just goes with fuckass pixie cut” bad

- “only a divergent can open this box” be so fucking for real. what are you talking about. it’s a magic box? that only a divergent can open? because they’re so special? because they’re acoustic? what are you saying

- hey . what? “i need to kill jeanine” didn’t a large chunk of the plot of the last movie revolve around how tris doesn’t want to kill people. what’s happening

- “tris you can’t just go around killing people”

- caleb. shut up

- “hey how do these people know you? why are they looking for you?” “:)” hey king that’s not? an answer?

- this man’s mother looks like. 28. he looks older than her. what the fuck

- she and tris look the same age?

- four looks like he’s 36. he looks like he has a mortgage. he looks like he doesn’t pay child support. his mother looks 29 at MOST

- THE ACTRESS WAS IN HER FORTIES IN THIS MOVIE?? GIRL WHAT IS UR SKINCARE ROUTINE!!

- tris rocking up in a forever 21 ass outfit

- hey caleb are you wearing a white tshirt a denim flannel and a suit jacket made by carhartt?

- ah yes the ya dystopian female lead uniform: extremely fitted utility vest with 25% of ur back exposed and nothing underneath

- christina girl what was she supposed to do

- “i’ve been assuming all divergents are the same” and you’re supposed to be the smartest bitch alive?

- oh i wonder who could be the most specialist special one of them all

- “sometimes i think i see lights out beyond the wall” wow that’s crazy girl

- jester said she runs like a sim and they’re right oh my god

- i can’t tell if i keep zoning out or if this movie just makes no sense

- this fucking guy again?

- summary execution. average good guy behavior

- wow she’s 100% divergent? she’s who they’ve been looking for? that’s fucking crazy. who could have seen this coming.

- oh shit girl you fucking kilt him

- is this nonbinary representation

- girl how did you get a full beat and a blowout in this economy

- can’t get over how much jeanine looks like a pastors wife

- yeah ok that was a pretty effective way to send a message. also, what the fuck

- i feel like. this whole divergent problem could be solved if you just didn’t mention that they exist and let them pick a faction and stick to it. like they would probably just do that.

- please don’t make me watch them bone on screen i can’t do it

- oh yep she’s turning herself in. thought so

- i feel like most people would be pretty willing to try to stop innocent people from being forced to kill themselves no matter what their dominant personality trait is but ok

- peter is kinda serving cunt tho

- “it’s ok u can kill him if you want we have plenty of guards” “… WHAT” ok. that was funny

- damn they acupunctured her

- i love watching actors do a muscle up that engages absolutely none of their muscles

- unfortunately i just think these trial sims are kinda dumb as hell and i don’t really care that much

- standing in the shower really normally tris

- this movie is almost completely relying on tris being a pretty skinny blonde white girl in order for you to care about what’s happening

- this is giving me a migraine

- tris you look really stupid unfortunately

- hello?? is she fucking dead??? there’s a whole other movie with her in it ??

- also like. what the fuck is in the box

- imagine if it’s just like. a piece of paper that says “i fucked ur mom”

- ok slay go off peter. i guess. sure.

- he’s the realest bitch here

- tris vs tris with an even worse haircut somehow

- honestly couldn’t tell you what happened in that last simulation

- plot twist! the entire base concept of this worldbuilding is fake and made up and contrived!

- so she’s the savior of humanity? with that haircut?

- yeah that’s p average dictator behavior

- do you guys think the milf is gonna end up being the new dictator

- and there’s a whole other movie after this ¿? this sort of feels like. the conclusion.

- she’s soooooo special. oh my god. what ever

- oh fours mom shot jeanine. ok

final thoughts: hm? huh? what? this has to be one of the stupidest things i’ve ever seen. sorry to everyone who was really into this in 2014 i will not be changing my opinion. how do i get @ghostcasket back for showing this to me i genuinely can’t think of anything

[dontjinxx]

so you asked for team star questions or something. i want to know your opinions and/or headcanons on Eri

My opinion on Eri is that she’s wildly underrated and she’s baby to me !! ok here’s some hcs

I definitely hc her as autistic with social anxiety . I think she just has that vibe mostly lol as a person with both . I think she thrives around people who understand her, don’t judge her, and she’s comfortable around . otherwise she tends to be awkward around people .

She seems to be a sensitive soul despite it all and from what I saw in the game, blames herself for things going wrong . She puts a lot of pressure on herself to be the protector of the group, to be a good star boss, to battle well, to support her friends . I think she’s a little socially awkward outside of her friends and can either come off as distant/aggressive or ‘strange’ . she isn’t an aggressive at all - she’s actually very gentle, she just has a big love for her friends and a big desire to protect people. She protects people to the point where she doesn’t take care of herself (I’m pretty sure this is mentioned in canon) but she pushes herself way too hard and is hard on herself for so much as taking a break . I think the bullying she endured likely took a hit on her confidence and also put the fear in her that if she didn’t protect people, they’d be hurt.

I think Eri definitely had protective instincts her entire life, but the bullying she went through really made her close ranks around her loved ones. I think that really amplified her need to keep people safe at the cost of herself . Being picked on made her feel worthless and like she wasn’t worthy of being protected or even being taken care of, so instead she puts her all into make sure everyone else is ok . I think she has this overarching anxiety that if she rests for even a moment, someone she loves will get hurt, if that happens, she saddles herself with the blame. She asks herself why she wasn’t there or why she didn’t do more, but in the end, sometimes people just get hurt .

Also I hc she has several siblings and that’s another place her protective instinct comes from . she has eldest sister energy to me .

also I hc her as the second youngest member of team star after ortega (she’s still significantly older than him) only because it’s goofy and I genuinely like it . I def see why people would hc as one of if not the oldest, but I also kinda see her as this girl who’s younger than she looks who forced herself to grow up .

after the events of the game I like to think she begins entering wrestling competitions and Star cheers for her the loudest .

I think she’s a little non-binary . She’s a girl but in a very loose sense I think . she doesn’t mind pronouns too much she just prefers feminine or androgynous ones . I don’t think she likes masc pronouns/terms . Probably a demigirl .

[my-luck-wit-yo-girl]

Therapist: What’s your first thoughts this morning that you’d share to make an impact?

People be thinking I as a lesbian have the perfect gaydar. Nah so many people have hit me with the reverse uno card especially with me being masc, stem, stud whatever you want to call me subcategorize….. I’m just a woman who likes women. Like i don’t even look at the deets anymore, nails cut here and there, flannel, backwards hat, random rainbow, carhartt, gay hand sign, extremely femme but gives you that look during sleep overs while doing each other’s hair, maybe love musicals too much or pretty little liars, oh and gossip girls, gilmore girls, only watching a show cause of “one on the spectrum character”, same sex celeb crushes, most definitely one tree hill, etc…. all possibly points to on the spectrum hmm.

This includes my middle school bully nothing like your gay cover & friend tell you yeah that’s why she picked on you so much she’s gay & married now. Imagine my reaction though🤯…..You’re like wait what the fuck hmm well the college experience hit her hard huh? All jokes aside. Not gonna say I seen that coming cause no the fuck I didn’t but I hope she teaches her kids not to bully LGBTQIA+ now. Also I love late bloomers I think they’re the cutest. Like shit I was circle yes or no if you’d date me by age 14 with one girl who I knew liked both. Nothing happened between her and I beside playing footsie at Golden Corral.

Low key though my pick up line was do you have a quarter at age 3. Providing the best only for a pretty older woman who worked at homeland/Safeway & had the most oceanic eyes ever first girl crush btw. Roughly two years ago my mom told me she thinks she always knew by how taken I was towards my first crush. Imagine my reaction….. Really🥺🥰😱…. Mom: You never wanted to leave her side when it was time to go to daycare or when your auntie came to pick you up. Several times we had to carry you out or “your crush had to walk you out to the car”. I mean you looked at her like she was something yummy always & had to get her attention by any means.

Yes sadly I still got hit with it’s a phase, you’re sinning & going to hell didn’t get to skip past all that. But you know who probably has now some of my family members and friends who are also in the spectrum. Btw my gaydar failed to alert me with them too. I’d just hear someone in the family or third party be like did you meet such and such girlfriends or boyfriends. So I hope they hear it’s twenty whatever year it is. I hope they hear god still loves you always and he has a plan by making you just the way you are. I hope they’re never forced to be with someone who they don’t want to be with or pressured to be with someone they don’t want to be with.

Most importantly I hope they are safe when they come out, I hope they have a safe place & space to doing so without judgements. I hope they get to love who they want to love out loud & proud and especially loved by their closes family members and never treated differently or disowned but to be loved equally. By the end of this I get to say I helped make things easier I suppose, paved the way sorta speak and I will be a safe space for them. This is thought of after a live on tiktok I was in last night and the fact I believe I was most certainly born gay. Many will have their own opinions but this is mine, we all know society teaches us not to be your authentic self in many ways whose to say this isn’t mine.

[snaillock]

(Related to what you said in this post)

I AGREE. Honestly, for me personally I don't really know how to write gendered stuff. I can only write gn!reader and that's kinda it besides my occasional fem!lesbian!reader (but that's always for self-indulgent funsies and I feel like even those could be read as gn if it wasn't for the fact that reader is a lesbian)

Of course people are allowed to and should write gendered stuff if that's what they feel comfortable with and enjoy, but the "gn!reader but..." or "reader is fem coded" (and then it's obviously fem!reader) ARE SO....HUH??????????? I see that and think "just say it's fem!reader............" Notice how that doesn't happen with male!reader?🤨 Because fem!reader is the standard in fics.

And don't even get me started on untagged fics where in the middle of it reader is fem out of nowhere. Imo, if there's no reader's gender tagged it should be gn!reader by standard and then not randomly give reader a gender.

Idk if it's weird for me as a fem alligned person to "complain" about this but I don't really feel any connection to my gender and one of my friends is masc so we talk about this sometimes. I have many thoughts on this😔

Anyways. I hope you'll never receive a fem!reader request. May your anons always read your request rules

ONGGG this is why you’re one of my favorite mutuals

i remember when people constantly requested fem reader fics from you and thinking “you are so damn patient. i could never.” i applaud you so much for that cause i would’ve been so angry and probably wouldve done those all those requests as male readers purely out of spite.

well to be honest, spite is the reason why this blog even exists.

idk why but gender neutral writing comes so easily to me. maybe it’s because i jumped around the gender spectrum a bit but i can easily tell what feels feminine and masculine. and even though i used to identify as a woman for many years all while being a fanfic reader, i don’t think i can even attempt fem!reader stuff LMAO.

i don’t even get how so many people screw up gender neutral tagging so much like we need to hold a mandatory seminar for fic writers to teach them what gender neutral actually means. i really wish more people tagged their “gender neutral” fics like, “afab!reader that uses gender neutral pronouns” or anything like that. i just want them to quit saying gn reader when they don’t mean gender neutral overall.

it’s even worse when they add x male reader to the tags so i’m kinda forced to see it anyway. i don’t even do that on my legitimate gn writing. i only put any gender neutral tag that fits; none of that extra “x female reader, x male reader” tagging shit for a little bit more clout because doing that just makes tag filtering a lot more inconvenient for others.

also the untagged fem reader fics made me so distrusting of any untagged fic because i either assume it’s gender neutral and get so invested in the story only to get smacked upside the head with extreme feminine terms and/or pronouns OR i’m always slightly uneasy when i read them because now i expect them to secretly be fem!reader all the time.

being perceived as anything but a man is one of my biggest dysphoria triggers so reading fanfics for comfort is such a double edged sword.

also it’s not weird at all for you to complain about this because honestly the more, the merrier. i need a lot more people talking about this constantly.

i never gotten a fem reader request before, so if i did now then that would be pretty fucking funny. that would mean someone saw my account and essentially thought “you know what this dude’s blog needs? a good ol female reader fic. time to skip reading his rules and go straight into the ask box”

anyways to wrap this long ass rant up, gender neutral should really be the default here. i really don’t see why it’s not.

[tricksterkisses]

As someone who goes outside to the real world and doesn’t live on tumblr I’d like to discuss anecdotal experiences.

Hi, I’m Scarecrow, and for better or worse I live in a state where people love to talk, I’ve had strangers do everything from strike up conversations about their favorite baking recipes to brag about being cousins with hitler.

Not only is this rhetoric Velvet is trying to point out absolutely something that goes beyond tumblr even online (it is the reigning rhetoric on say, reddit and x as well among TERFs) it is frankly just exactly what they say in real life.

I once had a lyft driver who mistook me for a woman go on a tirade driving me home about how she always turns down rides from men or people she reads as men because all men are dangerous by default, essentially, and yes it did feel good to tell her I was a man, tip her $0 and report her to lyft but that’s another story.

I’ve had TERFs at one of my dayjobs during pride month go on absolute insane tirades about ‘celebrating men’ in regards to our line of trans pride flag toys, that one is one I hear every June.

One of the biggest radfem talking points is always about how men are dangerous, men are gross, men are lesser, etc. I say Radfem here and not TERF because I have known many a queer and trans inclusive person who was still a radfem and still espoused this rhetoric.

I also don’t really care what someone does or does not care to discuss when it comes to this topic because you cannot discuss the inherent anti-malehood rhetoric of TERFs without involving adjacent communities; trans men, trans mascs, butches, studs, and perceived masculine genders and sexualities of all types, there is a reason I would never say ‘I do not care to discuss trans women’ in a discussion about trans misogyny.

TERFs hate men. That is an undeniable fact. Many or even I daresay most TERFs hate trans women for ‘being predatory men’ (I’ve never met a TERF that did not think that way)

And so anti malehood is a relevant and necessary discussion among queer people but I would also like to discuss the idea that radfem rhetoric does not effect cis men because it very much does, even beyond gender nonconformist men.

The idea that men are inherently predators, and inherently dangerous, changes the way we interact with even cis men, ESPECIALLY POC MEN, to claim otherwise is racism, cut and dry, and to quote Someone the opposite isn’t something I care to discuss, see what I did there? This rhetoric is part of the rhetoric that justifies killing little brown boys under the guise of protecting white (women, especially) from Dangerous Men.

Even beyond the racism, this rhetoric is what causes men to become isolated from society at large, you cannot treat an entire sex/gender like a dangerous predator and then be shocked when they have high rates of suicide, when they can’t express their feelings, when they can’t rely on and be intimate with others. You cannot treat a dog like a rabid wolf its entire life and then expect it to be well adjusted in a home, no matter how loving.

‘Wow you just compared men to animals I—‘ True! We’re all animals, my allegory will remain. Humans are mammals, and isolation destroys the minds of social animals, so if I really wanted to I would get into how anti male rhetoric outright makes male behavior worse by forcing a particular kind of social isolation that the human brain was not made to contend with.

Like I cannot stress this enough, if you Just Log Offline, not only does this rhetoric exist In Meatspace, it does actually have very tangible costs for cis men. I could probably even get into how that rhetoric is (part of) why this election went the way it did but I’m not sure anyone cares to read that analysis and I don’t care to type potentially undesired extraneous information on a phone.

I’m not replying to anyone about this unless someone asks for more context or wants to hear the election bit, I work three jobs and don’t have time for 90% of the randos Velvet somehow manages to stay sane interacting with, but I did want to addendum her own post with experiences from reality since I know damn well none of the people who insist anti-male rhetoric has no consequences for anyone whatsoever have touched enough grass for me to argue from any stance other than ‘Because I personally do not see or understand the effects of this rhetoric, it must not exist’

I do not believe drowning is real, said the fish.

"we [queer community] should be nicer to cis men because it'll also make us nicer to trans women who look like men" is a sentiment built up on such terminally online and blearingly transmisogynistic premises i dont even think swallowing the seeds & letting the grass grow inside you could save you

[intimacyequalsdeath]

I’m pretty insecure about the way my smile looks so I often cover it when I do smile. I was wondering if you could do head cannons for the Sinclair brothers with a masc reader who covers his smile. Sorry if that’s confusing

Sorry for being so late with these headcannons anon but here you go!

Bo Sinclair:

@ The first time you did it, he would be very confused, "What in the hell are you covering your smile for darlin'" (bo totally calls his S/o darlin' no matter who they are)

@ If you were hesitant to tell him at first he would force it out of you but he would definitely try and ever so slightly pry.

@ Whenever Bo does find out why you cover your smile, He's angry, Not at you but at himself for letting you feel that way about yourself and not telling you how handsome he thinks you are.

@ Even though Bo would die if anyone saw his softer side, he's definitely going to try and make it up to you so you know just how he feels about you.

@ Bo totally doesn't get advice on how to be a softer boyfriend from Vincent... Totally not.

Vincent Sinclair:

~ The first time you cover your smile in front of Vinnie, He's hurt. He of all people know what it's like to be self conscious of the way you look so though he understands, he's very upset his own muse feels the same way he does.

~He also would be lying if he said he wasn't hurt you didn't tell him, As I just stated Vincent before anyone knows what it's like to be self conscious,

~If Bo so much as even breathed at you wrong about it Vinnie would jump into action. Vincent loves his brother but he's not going to stand for his asshole remarks against his partner.

~ Will encourage you to talk to him about your feelings, Where our resident silent but deadly babe can't promise great conversation he can promise to lend an ear with no judgment attached.

~ Expect to start seeing drawings and sketches of you around his workshop, If all else fails and he can't somehow convince you your gorgeous, He'll do his damdest to show you.

Lester Sinclair:

= Lester (Bless his heart) Doesn't notice at first, It's not that he doesn't pay attention to you, he does, It's just that he probably wouldn't take you covering your smile as anything bad. If anything he thinks it's him.

= If he notices you start to do it, he'll ask you about it, it takes a lot of courage though, as by this point his mind is full force telling him that it's something wrong with him and half expects to get broken up with.

= When you explain to him what's wrong, he's happy he didn't get dumped but still a bit confused, If our trash baby doesn't fully understand why please explain it to him best you can, He's trying his best.

= Even if after all the explaining he doesn't fully understand, He will still try his best to help you out, Expect to get whisked into the cab of his truck on his roadkill runs and talking to him for as long as you want about it

= Lester may not be the smartest when it comes to social ques and things like that, But if there is anything he is sure of, it's that he loves you to death and thinks you are the most handsome person he's ever met.

[spooki-ghoztzz]

I have such respect for u i swear us william kinnies be kinda underground😒 anYwAY im back with another oddly specific rq idea, my lovely accomplice: will with a fem s/o that is very "traditionally masc" in how she acts and dresses and has a shit ton of piercings, smokes like a mf and feels as if she has to take the dominant role in any situation including relationships and just cannot mf chill so someone has to like snap her out of it and tell her that vulnerability isnt the end of the world and uhh yeah will might not be the best at that BUt- (where all my control freak girlies @? 🤤)

Btw i absolutely loved ur goth s/o hcs for will i be sittin here with my 10 inch long sharp eyeliner kicking my feet n gigglin n shi😈😈😈

Okay i have to agree with William kinnies just being undergound- kinda sucks but I will drag half u fuckers by the neck like a cat- /pos. also I really thought u were talking about me in this request anon- (and yes i got ur other ask,also hehe- the goth s/o one was just me slapping myself down and writing-)

William is..confused to say the least with you. And he thought he was strange-

Please,if you two are already together DON’T smoke around him or he will fucking wack that shit out of your hand and just say “smoke that shite outside! i’m nasty but not that nasty ye twat!”

If it’s one of those times where you’re tryna be the dominant one he will fight back- not really this mans will gaslight you and everything to JUST make you stop or scream at you saying that being vulnerable isn’t gonna kill you or something-

Tbh he doesn’t care about the piercing part- (considering i headcannoned him do to his own septum piercing and his own tongue piercing which just harmed his fucking tongue-) plus he’d also let you borrow some of his if you want any plain ones or just straight up creepy ass ones-

You two probably fight a lot but it ends up in you two understanding you two really are just dominant in relationships and situations. You two talk it out <3  

I bet you sometimes grab him by his suit/shirt and just lift him up to show if you’re serious. Congrats you gave him a fear of heights and being thrown!

He takes your clothes. I don’t make the rules <3 It’s really only flannels or button ups. He doesn’t care if they barley fit him he’s gonna wear them around the house- Ask him where he got it he’d just shrug and go back to what he’s doing.

Lowkey bet that he tries to ask you why you act the way you do,he seems like a heartless man but hey..he only gives zero shits about his kids- /j..or not

If you don’t wanna talk about him he won’t force it! He’d rather not make you uncomfortable around him cause damn he knows you’d throw him into a wall.

[gaysimpsstuff]

Hawks Getting Y/n Pregnant After A Rut

This was a request but I can’t find the ask where it was requested, but it certainly was requested.

Genre: fluff

Type: headcannon/drabble

Word Count: 1.7K Words

Warnings: pregnancy, mentions of sex, mentions of rut, children, vomiting, Keigo being a bit of an asshole, doctors, mentions of sensory overload, mentions of blood, crying, reader calls Kei ‘daddy’ as a joke once,

Other: I did my best to keep it gender neutral, so there aren’t any gendered pronouns used for the reader, so they could be non binary or trans masc. Also, I do plan on never getting pregnant and have never been pregnant before so I really have no experience and no qualifications to be writing on this subject so let’s just see how this turns out.

Fluff Taglist: @smolchildfangirl @combat-wombatus @mandalorian-baby-bird @waffleareniceandfluffy @catcherisvibin @thesubtlewhore @popcatx0

“Kei.”

“Nope.”

“Kei.”

“I said no.”

“I said yes.”

“Well too damn bad. I’m not carrying you.”

“It’s your damn fault I can’t walk, you fucked me for five days straight this time around, I literally can’t feel my legs. You will carry me.”

“Except it isn’t my fault I have ruts, I’m not in control.”

“It was your dick fucking me, Kei. No one else’s, so it’s your fault.”

This was a normal occurrence in the springtime, right after Keigo’s ruts. The small fight over your capabilities. 

“You can walk to the bathroom yourself.” Keigo was in bed next to you, arms crossed. “It’s literally been a whole ass week.”

“You fucked me for five days!” you exclaimed. “Do you really expect me to be up and running the same amount of time after that?”

“Yes!” Keigo exclaimed. “It’s not like I hurt you or anything, you barely did anything the whole time, you’re fine!” 

You leaned across the bed to glare him in the eyes, examining his slitted pupils for any sign that he might back down. You found none.

“Ughhhh fiiiiiine I’ll walk.” you groaned, throwing the blankets aside and standing up. Your legs were still sore, but you could maneuver them well enough. “Asshole.” you grumbled

“Oh yes, I’m the asshole.” he smirked, sitting back. You rolled your eyes, pausing for a moment to hold onto the edge of the bed.

“Something doesn’t feel right...” you muttered. 

“Seriously, Y/n? I said I wasn’t carrying you so-”

“No, Kei I’m not joking, I feel sick.” 

“I’m sure you’re just hungry.” Keigo waved you off, seemingly uncaring about your situation. You shot him another glare that he totally missed. Suddenly, you felt something move up in your body, and you launched yourself into the bathroom to crouch over the toilet. 

“Babe?” Keigo sat up in bed, trying to peek into the bathroom. He blanched when he heard you gasp, and then a loud splat noise. He was on his feet in an instant, crouching next to you as you wiped your mouth with toilet paper. 

“I fuckin told you...” you grumbled, and he rubbed your back worriedly.

“Boy who cried wolf!” he exclaimed “I’m sorry, baby, are you okay?”

“Do I look okay?” you snapped, and he frowned. “I’m sorry, no, I’m not okay- hold up- more’s coming-”

You threw up the next day too. 

And the day after that. 

One the fourth day, Keigo was panicking, insisting he take you to the doctors.  

-

“I keep telling him I’m fine, I probably just caught a stomach bug or something.” you shrugged, sitting on the uncomfortable table bed thingie inside the doctor’s office. Keigo was in the chair behind you, holding your hand.

Not for your comfort, but for his.

He hated the sterile smell of the doctors, hated the smooth white walls with charts hanging from them, too bright lights stabbing at his eyes, and the smooth way the doctors spoke was all too similar to his handlers from the commission.

You wanted to get the visit over with and get Keigo out of here before he went into sensory overload, you knew just how much he hated hospitals and doctors, and while it was sweet that he would force himself to go through it for you, you didn’t want him to.

“I keep telling them they’re not fine,” Keigo grumbled. “Look at them, they don’t look fine and I keep telling them something’s wrong but-”

“Please don’t start to fight in my office,” the doctor sighed, she glanced between you and Keigo. “I understand Hawks goes through ‘ruts’ as you would call them in the springtime, and during that time he is much more fertile than usual. Have the two of you just finished one of those ruts?” 

“Yes,” you answered quickly. “It lasted five days this time.” Keigo nodded.

“DO you think maybe I got them sick?” Kei worried, squeezing your hand tighter.

“Keigo have you ever heard of someone getting sick after sex and not- oh oh, Doctor are you implying-”

“Yes, I am, you should probably get tested for it. We can do a blood test, they’re more accurate.”

“Thank you, Ma’am.” 

“I’ll send you to the Hematologist,” 

“The what?” 

“Blood doctor, Keigo. I need a blood test.”

“So I did get you sick!”

“Oh my god Keigo, no, just- we’ll see what happens.”

“Is it normal that I’m confused?” 

“Unfortunately, it’s very normal.”

-

Keigo continued to be confused and worried for the next few days, at least until you got an email. 

“Why’s this one so important?” Keigo pouted. “And why can’t I read it with you?”

“It’s the result of the blood test.” you explained, clicking on the email and scrolling past the formalities to get to the result

“So basically it’s the result of whether my cum is toxic or not...” Keigo was laying on the bed near your feet while you were sat up on your laptop.

“Your cum isn’t toxic, Kei.” you chuckled, reading through the email. “I would have gotten ‘sick’ much sooner if your cum was toxic.”

“How do you know my cum didn’t just- suddenly become toxic?” he exclaimed

“Keigo. Stop. Your cum is not toxic.” you sighed, finally reaching the results.

Your lips lifted up and you started to practically buzz with excitement. You cupped your hands over your mouth and squealed. Keigo lifted his head up, staring at you in confusion.

“Babe? What happened?” His wings twitched as you shut the laptop, setting it aside and flinging yourself at him. Your arms squeezing his midsection tight. “Ah shit- Y/n what’s going on? Why are you so happy?” He sat up, pulling you into his lap. “I’m not against you smiling and cuddling me but I am still very much confused.”

“Keigo, I’m pregnant!” you squealed, holding onto his shoulders, your face was stretched wide in a bright smile “We’re gonna have a baby!”

“Wait- what?” His face immediatelty lifted 

“Yes! We’re gonna have a kid!”

“Holy shit, really?” He hands flew to your stomach “My kid is in there?” He sucked his bottom lip into his mouth to keep it from quivering, his hands were shaking against your stomach.

“Yes, Keigo. You’re gonna be a dad!” He let out a warbled sort of chirp, pressing his face into your neck. His breath fanned out over your skin, and you could feel moisture against it. 

“I’m so happy!” he whispered, voice wavering slightly “Fuck I’m so happy with you, I- I’m gonna be a good dad for our little chick.” his hand rubbed circles against your belly. You traced your hand up to rub Keigo’s back.

“They’re lucky to have someone like you to be their dad, Kei. I love you, and I know you’ll raise our child right.” His grip in you tightened

“I- I can’t I’m just- fuck words can’t describe it, I-” He  pulled away from your neck and pressed his lips against yours, you closed your eyes and kisses back, enjoying his passion. It was like however close you could be wasn’t close enough, and he needed to just be with you.

You broke the kiss a few minutes later, pulling away to cup his face. His golden eyes were full of tears, and his smile was the brightest it had ever been. 

“I love you...” he whispered. “And I already love our kid.” You stroked his cheek with your finger, speechless. You kisses his nose, giggling a little.

“We’re gonna be a family,” you told him

“I can’t wait!” 

-

After that, Keigo just couldn’t keep his hands off you, especially your belly, even while it was small, he just couldn’t keep himself from holding your belly and talking to the baby.

“Goodnight, Y/n~” Keigo pressed a kiss to your cheek, a hand rubbing circles onto your growing belly. “And goodnight Akina!” 

“Keigo, we don’t know if it’s gonna be a girl, so don’t name it just yet!” you chuckled.

“But Akina’s just perfect, if it’s a girl then she’d be a lovely spring flower” he cooed, scooching down to your belly.

“Keigo, I’d be concerned if our baby was born in the springtime, that’s way late!”

“Well she was conceived in springtime!” Keigo exclaimed, pressing his cheek to your belly “Weren’t you, Akina? My beautiful daughter~” 

“You don’t know if it’s your daughter or your son yet, Kei! Seriously!” you laughed at the way he spoke to your belly, running your hands through his golden tresses. 

“Well if it’s a boy, what do you think his name should be?” he asked

“I was thinking Hajime, I mean this is a whole new beginning for both of us.”

“Hajime...” Keigo breathed, pressing a kiss to your belly. “My darling child, my Hajime, my Akina, my perfect child I already love you~” 

You buried your face in your hands, giggling, Keigo was just too precious sometimes, you couldn’t wait to have his and your child.

“Oh! Keigo I felt something!” you exclaimed, Keigo sat up, pressing his hand against your belly. 

“Was it a-”

“Yes! They’re kicking!” you placed your hand over Keigo’s, moving it so he could feel the small bursts of pressure. You heard him suck in a breath, vibrating with happiness.

“They’re so strong!” he was beaming with pride, feeling his child kick up against his hand. “I’m going to keep them so safe, they won’t cry like I have, like you have, they’ll know true happiness.” 

“We’ll protect them, and when our little birdie is ready, then one day they can fly away...”

“But we’ll always be there when they need us.” Keigo pressed himself against you, kissing your neck “We’ll all be so happy!”

“Keigo, that tickles!”

“I still can’t believe it, that little chick will call me ‘dad!’” 

“What, is me calling you ‘daddy’ not enough?” you joked and he laughed, pressing one more kiss to your skin before rolling onto his stomach and resting his head on your shoulder

“I love you Y/n, I love you Akina, Hajime,” he murmured, you settled into the blankets next to him, letting him cover your body with one of his wings as you absentmindedly wrapped an arm around his body.

“I love you too, Keigo. And you, my child.” 

Oh my gosh

I wanna do a part two

But like- angsty?

Idfk this is just v fun-

It’s either gonna be fluffy Hajime/Akina being born and living life to the fullest

A miscarriage

Or maybe the reader dies and Keigo has to raise the child alone- which could very well result in Keigo abusing the child- AHHH SO MANY POSSIBILITIESS

[rwbybutincorrect]

I have some suggestions for your RWBY pokemon AU

I think Absol makes more sense as a pokemon either for Ruby, or, what I think is more fitting, for Qrow. Absol in the pokemon world is considered a harbinger of disaster because of its ability to sense oncoming calamities, and Qrow considers himself a bad luck charm and his weapon is called Harbinger, so I can imagine it being like, his signature pokemon, and maybe Ruby, wanting to emulate her Uncle, catches one for herself.

I also think Ruby and Yang's starters make more sense swapped around, Blaziken fits more with Yang (a hot headed fighting type) rather than Incineroar (a Dark type meant to emulate Heels in wrestling I.e the bad guys). Incineroar also fits better with Ruby's v1-v3 colours, though I also don't think a fire starter would fit Ruby, I think Sceptile fits more, as it's a fast pokemon that uses its leaves on its arms as blades, which I think fits Ruby better.

I'd also pick Rosarade over Florges but that's just my purrsonal preference.

Now for Weiss, my only suggestion  would be changing Corvinkight with something else, and I'm thinking Glaceon. I love the idea that Weiss as a child finds an injured Eevee in the large family garden and secretly takes care of it, but her father finds out and forces her to take it back to the wilds, but while out there it saves Weiss from several Beowolves and in the artic climate evolves into a Glaceon which Weiss then adopts.

Blake, id replace Absol with Greninja for aesthetic, but otherwise I would change Gallade's past, Ralts' only show themselves to trainers with strong positive emotions, so I can't see Adam ever having one, but I like the idea of maybe Blake and Yang being helped during the forest exam at Beacon by two Ralts/Kirlia's who they then take (Yang saying its the sign of their new partnership), and otherwise I would change Gallade for Gardevoir for Blake and have Gallade be Yang's pokemon, since it's a pokemon with strong morals and I feel fit Yang better.

Now for Yang, and other than the previous suggestions of Blaziken and Gallade as hers, I would replace Tyrantrum with Hitmontop, storywise I'd say that, when she's recovering post Beacon and on her way back from visiting Summer's grave, she encounters a Tyrouge rushing headfirst into fighting a stronger pokemon and getting seriously hurt, so Yang saves it and takes it home to recover. Despite all its injuries it still insists on training, Tai seeing this starts encouraging Yang to train with it, hoping it'll help her out. As both Yang and the Tyrouge bond and train, learning not to rush headfirst into battles and to adopt a more balanced fighting style, it evolves into Hitmontop to symbolise Yang's recovering and training.

And thats just RWBY, I have plenty of suggestions for JNPR, Sun, Ilia, Adam, Salem's forces, STQR, the Ace-Ops, Happy Huntresses and Neo~

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submitted by @ladydevoir thank you :EYES:

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treating this like an ask because i assume that's why you submitted it, because of the text limit but :EYESY:EYES:EYES

my choice of absol for blake is because i knew about the lore implications of absol and thought it would be a tragic detail if an absol appeared before her trying to protect her from the travesties she's repetitively had to face. i might give one to qrow anyway because I'm not afraid of duplicates!!! i didn't think about any supporting adult pokemon teams quite yet!

i will be honest, the blaziken choice for ruby was mostly self indulgent :3 i love chickens and blaziken's aesthetic. notable moments in the anime stuck with me, like during xy's series when there was a vigilante "blaziken man" protecting luminous city - that's a big reason why i chose it for her, that kind of over the top kind of heroism i thought worked. as opposed to incenroar who fights dirty. early in rwby, yang is a very backhanded and not exactly noble kind of hero. just look at the "yellow" trailer, fucking shit up for self motivated reasons (good for her.) i thought it fit her! --- but i can absolutely see what you're saying with sceptile, that is another favorite of mine and i'd love to see her with a sceptile that could mega evolve!

roserade, yeah i can see that fitting too! i forget it exists sometimes- my bad - and i like the grass type a little bit more to some extent than the fairy type because ruby has less of an association to the balance of nature~ that fairies do

i like the glaceon idea a lot too!!! the concepts of potential and direct reflection of her cold home - not to mention it's my second favorite eeveelution :D corviknight, yeah, it's my weakest link and i wanted to add it purely on the basis i'd like the snow queen to have her knight - but i think a glaceon would be much cuter, considering she already has plenty of stand ins for her glyphs!

I'm also interested about the greninja for the aesthetic! I'm not all that attached to the kalos starters so i tend to forget about them a lot more, i leaned on the "dark" type for blake but definitely didn't consider the. actual ninja pokemon. but i also tried to hold off on giving her a proper starter because in this little hc concept of mine, starters come specifically from pre-huntsmen schools (like signal in yang and ruby's case). i liked having the narrative of some students being "othered" by lacking starters - a visual tool when displaying their teams that they didn't have the opportunity to start where others did. not to say greninja couldn't have been a wild encounter or something else - fun to think about and really fits!

i DID not know about the kirlia lore though, i thought it was pretty weak when i was coming up with it and that is so interesting to know. i enjoy the idea of a pokemon switching allegiances from adam to protect blake but with this new information, I'll probably rewrite it in a way where the bee duo's ralts evos are more exclusive to them :3 i do like your idea of switching them, though, i tried to switch them to divert expectations, right (yang being a bit more masc than yang yet having a gardevoir, blake having the more showmanshy evo) but i might switch them. or i can just say the pokemon are practically shared and will switch up who they're paired with by their own choice. gf things <333

the hitmontop concept is really interesting for yang! it really does fit her - and i never paid attention to the line because, i will be honest, it never aesthetically pleased me, but narratively it works super well. i liked tyrantrum because i loved giving yang dragons and i also thought if she restored a tyrunt herself, it would be a nice indication of yang's genuine intelligence and wisdom. i don't like people boiling her down to a bimbo, haha funny stupid lesbian, but i feel like people also fail to recognize her genuine technical and social intelligence that she's portrayed throughout the series. then again, a hitmontop could show that emotional and protective instinct and intelligence she carries. it's sweet!! I'm torn!!!

AAAAANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT thank you so much for your opinions!!! i love the feedback and second opinion. i did a little bit of brainstorming with few friends in our discord server and its nice to hear an unrelated voice's takes!

feel free to send us more ideas if you'd like!!! :D as of right now I'm working on (the original) jnrp's post, and have penny, oscar, roman, neo, emerald, mercury, and cinder's teams planned! (I'm not sure how to section them off atm so their posts are coming later!) I'm curious to hear your ideas for when i get around to these other characters