#jamieposting

[unlicensedmortician]

oh yeah we also watched the school for good and evil movie last night. my thoughts about it can be summed up as “aesthetically stunning, zero substance”. it’s like if cotton candy were a movie. my favorite part was how you could tell that they really really wanted to cast noah centineo as the male lead

[henrysglock]

one chance. ONE CHANCE.

[cosmik-homo]

What the hell is 🥺. I'm from the 18th century

[marlesquinn]

Hiya, Puddin' !

Hows it goin? I'm Marley/Jamie !

I'm a main Harley Quinn kin and a secondary Junkrat kin! I have more memories as Junk, but Harley is more who I am at heart !!

I am a transgender pan man ♡

BYF

I am studying psychology so I might mention such things on my blog!

I would loveee to talk to kintypes of others in my media! It feels like home !!

I fully believe in shifting, despite having a hard time doing it myself :( I would love to hear abt anyone else's journeys though !

DNI

Transphobes... yuck

Minors !!

Hazbin hotel/helluva boss fans

AI "artists"

Todoroki kins ( soz, im sure ur nice, but ur source triggers me :[ )

kin haters (idk why u would be here anyway lol)

I'll add more later as I think of them...

Anyway, welcome to my blog, love!!

Mwah ~

[jamie-b-good]

Tis officially 2024! Happy new year from me and Kira!

2023 was a good year for me, all things considered. I have a permanent job that I don’t hate, and in general it feels like I'm finally getting my life together, even if the rest of the world seems to be falling apart. C'est la view, I guess.

Favourite things from 2023:

Films: It's between Oppenheimer and Killers of the Flower Moon. Both great movies by masters of the craft.

Games: Haven't played much of the year's big games yet, but my favourite that I played for the first time this year is Resident Evil Village.

TV: Doctor Who is back! Davies may not have been the most forward looking choice for a new showrunner, but I can't argue that he wasn't the best.

Other: I still have a big backlog of figures to get and kits to build, but I've got the whole year to deal with that.

[jamiie985]

DID is so funny bc Arianna was full BPD mode and was not doing good At All and she was like fuck we can’t function like this. Let me play a miku song so I can pull Jamie out. And now here I am and I’m eating pizza rolls and I am so good :)

[dykeadvocate]

— Dinosaur Museum

Pairing; Ellie Williams x GN!Reader

Summary: You take Ellie to a dinosaur museum, giving her the chance to unload all her nerdy dinosaur facts on you.

a/n: this is also the chance to unload all my nerdy facts on you :3

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"Babe, this is gonna be the best day of your life, I promise." Ellie excitedly pulled you through the gate of the dinosaur museum. You giggled as Ellie's eyes lit up at the sight of the dinosaur exhibition. There were large statues of dinosaurs at the entrance, and towards the back, you could see dinosaur bones encased in display cases. Her grip around your hand tightened and she pointed towards one of the statues. "That's a Stegosaurus. They were herbivorous and lived in the late Jurassic period. Their fossils have been found in North America and Portugal. People used to think they had two brains but that was just a myth that started in the 1870s." Ellie explained "Whoever believed that myth had to be stupid. Two brains? What idiots." You laughed and shook your head at your girlfriend's words, "You would've believed it too" She gasped and pulled away from you, "Are you calling me stupid?"

You shrugged, walking towards a large statue of a T-Rex, "Take it as you want." Ellie decided to ignore your comment as she noticed the dinosaur statue you'd walked up to.

"What's this one, Els?" "You don't know what a Tyrannosaurus Rex is?" She raised an eyebrow.

You rolled your eyes, "I'm giving you the chance to be a nerd, nerd."

Ellie let out a soft "Hmph" before starting her ramble.

"Well, that's a Tyrannosaurus which lived in the Cretaceous period. Their name means 'tyrant lizard' because well, you know, they were cruel and are reptiles. Strangely enough, they aren't considered to be in the same family as lizards, so I have no idea why they're called a lizard."

You hummed, "Why do they have tiny ass arms?"

"It's believed they were used to attack prey that were close to them." Ellie shrugged, "They look pretty stupid with those arms, if you ask me."

You laughed. It did look pretty stupid.

Ellie gasped and ran towards another statue. You assumed it was some water dinosaur due to the large flippers.

"These plesiosaurus are so fucking cool!" Ellie was almost jumping up and down with excitement. "They're called a Liopleurodon which lived in the Jurassic period. They were huge. The biggest one found was 17 meters long. They must have been terrifying. I know I would've shitted my pants if I saw one."

"Ellie, you shit your pants while watching scary TikToks. Everything scares you."

"Oh, okay, whatever." She rolled her eyes, "That was one time. Leave me alone."

It was not, in fact, one time, but you let it go. You'll tease her about it another time.

Ellie spent another three hours explaining facts about each statue in the museum. And you had to admit, it was cute seeing your girlfriend this excited over dinosaurs.

After she had finished ramble about the last dinosaur in the museum, she turned to you with an grin on her face.

"Wasn't that so super fun?" She joyfully asked.

You grinned, kissing her forehead. "It was so super fun watching you geek out."

"Now you can take me to a space museum and listen to me geek out there!"

You laughed, "Another day, baby."

Your brain was not built to take hours of information all at once.

Ellie pouted, but you gave her a quick kiss on the lips, turning her pout into a smile.

She was your little nerdy girl.

[toxicroyjamie]

pics from my jamie pinterest board <3

[tartt9]

giggling about roy this morning he's so baby that's all

[fincher-of-the-swamp]

erm guys... not to spam but IDC I'M JAMIEPOSTING

HE'S HOLDING THE PAPER UPSIDE DOWN HE CAN'T READ I'M-- AAAAUUUUUUGHGGHHHGDOJVNDNVONONSONCKDNKCAMPLDEONVRENKMDAPMC[.]C2.;C';C,

[unlicensedmortician]

i was born in the right generation if i couldn’t put music from wildly different genres on my monthly playlist and blast it through my noise cancelling headphones while waiting for the bus after work i would have to explode people with my brain

[lakesbian]

once you have made enough jamieposts i will go through each of them and reblog them with the tag rose thorburn.becuase im evil

DONT DEADNAME JESSIE !!!!

[evillandscaper]

hey guys sorry for jamieposting twice in the same afternoon just. gestures at her. bursts into tears

[stolen-stardust]

i haven’t jamieposted in a while. here he is in the world’s strangest sleeping position that is simultaneously the epitome of jamie

[jamiie985]

what’s up gamers

[dykeadvocate]

Hello!

Popular girl x Nerd/loser girl trope

Popular(fem) reader x Ellie

Headcannons about Ellie dating a girl who looks like she came from the "mean girls" movie.

Take your time and take care 🫶!

nerd!ellie williams x popular!reader

a/n: idk if you meant looks as in appearance or attittude/personality so i kinda did both.

honestly, before you and ellie started dating, you were kinda homophobic to her (internalised homophobia). plus being gay at your school was kinda embarrassing.

ellie only found out you were gay when you were crying in the locker room alone. it took a bit for her to pull it out of you but you ended up admitting you were lesbian and had feelings for her.

ellie was gobsmacked. you were attractive but she's never really thought about you like that until then. you ended up running away from her when she took too long to reply.

it took her one week to corner you and tell you that she wanted to give you a chance.

you came out as lesbian publicly the same day. you wanted to show her how sorry you are and how much she means to you. it was a big moment for you.

people were mean and cruel but you held your head high and bullied them until they went quiet.

at first, your relationship with ellie is a LOT for her to take in.

you're extremely popular and pretty. meaning you're invited to parties every weekend and people hit on you constantly.

of course, she knows you'd never cheat on her, but it hurts seeing people flirt with you and not having the confidence to say anything.

whenever you're invited to parties, you always invites her to come along but most of the time, ellie is too busy studying (or feels too awkward to come).

your grades are okay, but ellie's are incredible. she's tried teaching you maths and science but you're hopeless at it. most of the study sessions end with the two of you cuddling or making out (or both).

people are kinda judgmental about your relationship. ellie is used to it but it enrages you.

your relationship isn't the healthiest and arguments are pretty common. you storm off and ellie has to be the one to fix it.

shopping is one of your favourite things in the entire world. ellie doesn't enjoy it too much, but she enjoys seeing you happy (and in hot new dresses)

ellie is the little spoon and NOBODY can change my mind.

ellie is 100% on the debate team and you always go to all her debates. you’re her no.1 fan.

you love pda. you love to have your arms around her waist or any part of your body touching hers. ellie is a little awkward, but she's warming up to it.

ellie rambles about nerdy little space and dinosaur facts. most of the time you have no idea what she's talking about but you love listening.

for one of your first dates, you took ellie to a dinosaur museum. she loved it and explained facts that weren't displayed.

you thought she was adorable as she explained all these facts. it was literally one of the cutest things she’s ever done.