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2019 story with 2007 cast is the only thing I have ever wanted 😔😔😔

the casting choices in his dark materials (2019) are GALLING. lyra is a timid little mouse. mrs coulter has no rizz. asriel isn't scary. i can't even talk about lee scoresby or i'll kill myself

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I know she wants to kill the bear of all time (paddington) but evil nicole kidman with a bob can do whatever she wants with me

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I actually cannot function while having a crush. It is simply not possible. Genuinely every single minute I am thinking about her for no reason at all. 1/10 would not recommend 👎👎👎

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— 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚

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MY Gotham City Sirens. 🐱🌿♦️

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"I don't think I have a type"

Also me:

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I present 🤲

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HEAR ME OUT:

Bridget Regan as Celia St. James

Ana de Armas as Evelyn Hugo

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i actually think murder is justified when you're a lesbian murdering your husband. rose solano was clearly the victim here.

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i'm sorry but can anyone really blame luisa for being hung up on rose? yeah murder is bad but have you seen her in that red dress?

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BRIDGET

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Spoilers? Not really.

I’m ashamed to say(I’m really not) …I support woman’s wrongs

Do I agree with what she’s doing? No absolutely not. BUT she’s hot and badass and I can’t help but look the other way …😣

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a charlotte king appreciation post because she is perfect and can do no wrong

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in terms of like, greys anatomy on its own, the best character is amelia shepherd. but in terms of the entire greys universe as a whole ( greys, private practice, and station 19 ), the best character is charlotte king. there is truly nobody better than her.

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i will always be an addison montgomery apologist. idc that miss girl has cheated on almost every man she's ever been with. she is a perfect angel who can do no wrong.

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Ilsa ATE her 5 minutes of screen time ✋✋

“I’m watching Mission: Impossible for the plot.”

The plot:

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The Art of Disguise

by Eurus Holmes